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Aeryndel: Put you on that knee.
DM: Okay.
DM: Alrighty.
DM: Previously on.
DM: All right.
DM: Previously on for you guys.
DM: You guys were continuing your
DM: journey from
DM: from
DM: George Bottom
DM: heading towards Breaker.
DM: The
DM: you guys
DM: basically came across a
DM: came across a large ravine, followed the pathway down, and encountered two
Shain: You
Aeryndel: you
DM: wonderful giants known as Frank and Harry.
DM: You guys basically convinced them
DM: that you’re so funny, you guys are good friends, and were able to pass through.
DM: But were then provided with an object that he said could help protect you guys
DM: as you guys continued your journey.
DM: You guys punched it to kind of activate it
Aragorn: you
Shain: through the power of Arendelle.
Aeryndel: You
DM: and it helped stop the rain from landing on your cart.
DM: You guys then just
DM: continued before Shane decided to utilize his racism and powered up his
DM: Dodecahedron, which he then utilized to create a portal where both Shane, Solvar, and Caitlyn all
DM: went through the portal.
DM: Now, on their end, a lot of stuff happened.
DM: Of course, you guys are not
DM: not aware of any of it.
DM: What you are aware of, though, is that right as they
DM: walked through the portal and the portal closed, a couple items then plopped back
DM: out of the portal.
DM: The ring that Solvar had on their hand popped back out of
Aragorn: the
Shain: Would know Hans.
Aeryndel: I
DM: the portal, along with the dress that the Queen once wore.
DM: But you guys are
DM: are currently on the side of the road stopped with no horse.
Shain: She wasn’t.
DM: Caitlin was not wearing the dress.
Aragorn: the semi-fifth Kaelin was wearing a dress
Shain: Yeah.
DM: The ring is very similar to your other ring visually, but it does not appear to be whispering
Shain: I know.
Aragorn: Of course, you want the ring.
Shain: Andrew.
Shain: I no longer rest no more.
Aeryndel: I’ll pick up the ring.
DM: or saying anything.
DM: Yes.
Aeryndel: And I got Shane’s bag, right?
Shain: So they can’t fight with each other.
DM: Gotcha, gotcha, gotcha.
Aeryndel: I’m gonna put that ring in that bag.
Aragorn: What happens if you combine the two rings and the two bags of holding?
Aeryndel: I’m keeping the rings in separate bags so they can’t combine or something and become
Shain: You will not be allowed to!
Aeryndel: like a Megazord!
DM: you
Aeryndel: Who just did Nuke?
Aragorn: So… are… we… what… um…
Aeryndel: This took an unexpected turn.
Aragorn: Yes!
Aragorn: Um… what the fuck?
Aragorn: One minute, one minute I’m looking straight, and then…
Aragorn: And then I see, I see them, I see fucking Caitlin
Aragorn: WOOOOO
Aragorn: And then I see, I see fucking, uh, Shane
Aragorn: With determination
Aragorn: Blitz through it
Shain: He’s British
Aeryndel: Everything, everything happened so quickly.
Aeryndel: The first thing I noticed was Shane was asking me about my hatred against Dark Elves, and
Aeryndel: the next thing I know he’s in a portal!
Aragorn: Racism makes them go home
DM: Oh, I’m sorry, and for the record, also the Glacial Heart Amulet also popped out.
Aragorn: I guess we know how to get to them now.
Aeryndel: Shit.
Aragorn: We just have to be really fucking racist.
Aeryndel: Butter!
Aeryndel: What’s that?
Aragorn: Have you ever thought of ethnically cleansing and how?
Aeryndel: Can I roll a vibe check to see if Arendelle can maybe think that, you know, Shane’s not
Aragorn: Oh.
Shain: Yeah, I would, yeah, I would, I’m sorry, I’m sorry, I’m sorry, I’m sorry, I’m sorry, I’m
DM: Just to be clear.
Aeryndel: dead?
Aragorn: Shane’s not dead, he’s surely alive.
DM: Sure, you can make a vibe check for that.
Aeryndel: Like knowing Shane, he wouldn’t just jump into a portal and, like, not know if he’s
DM: You are not pretty sure, you’re not really sure to be honest with you.
Aeryndel: gonna die or not, surely.
Shain: Just kidding.
Aeryndel: That’s a natural one.
Shain: You get re-roll.
Shain: Does time pass the same when all that happened?
Aeryndel: Well, um, Aragorn, when we get to Judacar we should probably set up some
Aeryndel: gravestones.
Aeryndel: I think our friends are dead.
Aragorn: Are you sure?
Aeryndel: I just have this gut feeling that they didn’t make it.
DM: You need what way are you referring to?
Aragorn: I like to think that they are drinking goblin coladas and sitting on a beach somewhere,
Aeryndel: What is a goblin calado?
Shain: I’m assuming yes.
Shain: Like all the events that occurred for me and Kaitlin and everything?
DM: It’s happening parallel, yes.
Shain: Okay, then nevermind.
Shain: What’s a goblin?
Aragorn: toes in the sand.
Aragorn: You’ve never had a goblin colada?
Aeryndel: No, is that a drink of some sort?
Aragorn: Yes, it’s like a penis colada, but better.
Aeryndel: The fuck is a penis colada?
Aragorn: You’ve never had- it’s the pineapple coconut
Aragorn: drink but but you but you should know what it is would you not and tree
Aeryndel: I don’t drink.
Aeryndel: I’m not affected by alcohol, so I don’t indulge in that barbaric drink.
DM: you
Aeryndel: I live in a forest.
Aragorn: He huggers no drinks, too.
Aeryndel: You know that’s a slur to us, right?
Aragorn: And?
Aragorn: Not like you said worse.
Aeryndel: What have I said?
Aragorn: Uh, well, you almost ethnically cleansed the whole race of dark elves.
Aeryndel: it’s not ethnically cleansing if they’re not considered a race!
Aragorn: You see, that’s what Bittler said, when Bittler went and massacred the Mews.
Aeryndel: who the fuck was Bittler?
Shain: The meat and both
Aeryndel: who was Mews?
Aragorn: We don’t know about them anymore because Bittler hexa-egg-ethnically cleansed them.
Aeryndel: so Bittler hated the Mewish religion?
Shain: I don’t want to be with short legend guys, please
Aeryndel: Oh, it’s his first name, don’t say Badolf!
DM: Why are you like this?
Aeryndel: Anyway, so let’s just go off the theory that they made it out alive, and Shane’s back home,
DM: That’s a pretty crazy theory.
Aragorn: I was already going off that theory you weren’t
Aeryndel: and Kaitlyn’s…
Aeryndel: I just have a gut feeling that they fell and died in a hole.
Aragorn: Why
Shain: I don’t want to hear the music.
Aeryndel: Shane isn’t the racist sort of person.
Aragorn: You’re right
Aeryndel: So when Shane opens a portal with the power of racism, where do you think that portal
DM: Okay, are you speaking to Shane right now?
Aeryndel: goes?
Aeryndel: Maybe where the Mews are?
Aragorn: Paradise
Aeryndel: Paradise?
Aragorn: Well, you never know.
Aeryndel: You think they’re in paradise?
Aeryndel: Sipping goblin coladas?
Aragorn: Shane was probably a racist if he was from a racist community.
Aeryndel: I guess he is alive.
Shain: Canonically, he was.
Aragorn: See?
Aragorn: Thank you, Shane.
Shain: You just don’t know that.
DM: Thank you, Shade.
Shain: No.
Shain: But you don’t know this.
Aragorn: Speaking just speaking to all thank you shit
Aeryndel: Speaks at the dress that he’s holding up.
Aeryndel: Thank you, Shane.
Aragorn: I
Aeryndel: But it puts it on as a cape.
Aragorn: Will not wear this
DM: Bye-bye.
Aragorn: It’s one fuck escape
Aragorn: So are we heading to Judah car, okay
Aeryndel: Yeah, the mission stays the same, getting you back home.
Aragorn: let’s go this is a shame I will miss you on our adventures
Aeryndel: I mean, we still have quite a few…
Aeryndel: …months.
Aragorn: this is not a gay romance stop trying to make it
DM: Just for the record you guys you guys no longer have Shane Everon who could make
Aeryndel: It wasn’t going that way.
DM: almost all of your travels very quick.
DM: Neither do you have a horse readily
Aragorn: I guess we’re walking on foot.
DM: available which means that your trip to Breaker must be on foot which will take
DM: at least four days at minimum the rest of the way.
DM: Also the trip from Breaker
Aeryndel: Uh, actually, Butter, theoretically, the spell Tiny Servant, can I equip it to the cart?
DM: all the way to Judicar, even with a horse, will take around three and a half months.
DM: I really want to say yes, but I don’t believe you can.
Aragorn: We can walk and talk.
Aragorn: How have you been?
Aragorn: How have you been, Aaron?
Aeryndel: But I was going to call him Colonel Wheeler.
Aragorn: I don’t think it’s very tiny.
DM: You touch one tiny non-magical object.
Aragorn: You should say yes just for this session.
DM: Technically speaking, the boulder that you touched, the big rock small boulder that you touched last time, shouldn’t have been allowed because that’s more of a small object than a tiny one.
Aragorn: You should…
Aragorn: You should allow it this session.
DM: But, no, what I will allow is if you want to re-bring up Lieutenant Dan and have him
Shain: I’m trying to get in his position.
Aeryndel: Lt.
Aeryndel: Dan, would that be slower than us walking?
DM: pull the cart, that is an option.
Aeryndel: We should just walk.
DM: Same speed, actually, I do believe.
Aragorn: We should just walk.
DM: No, you should not
Aeryndel: Lieutenant Dan Rest.
Aeryndel: I
DM: Your walk speed is 30
Aragorn: I don’t-
Aragorn: Well, I guess we’ll take Lieutenant Dan then.
Shain: That’s what I’m talking about.
DM: but tiny servant being a
Shain: tiny servant.
DM: Being a tiny servant.
DM: Yeah, he does not
DM: Yeah, he’s not he wouldn’t get slowed down.
DM: So you guys could actually travel faster.
DM: You wouldn’t have to stop
Shain: No, you cast Lieutenant Dan.
Aragorn: His wheelchair is strong enough.
Aeryndel: Look for the nearest boulder that fits the size of Lt.
DM: No, the boulder is in your car.
Aeryndel: Dan.
Aeryndel: You’re right!
DM: He gave you the rock back.
DM: You have Lieutenant Dan.
Aeryndel: I cast Tiny Servant on Lt.
Aeryndel: Dan again.
DM: The familiar stinking tiny arms and the big legs with the eyes pop up and he just looks
Shain: Silence.
Aragorn: 5e spell
DM: at you and tries to give you the little salute waiting for orders again you just
Aeryndel: And I just go,
Aeryndel: At ease, Lieutenant Dan.
DM: see him like move the arms like
Aeryndel: Lieutenant Dan, your mission for today
Aeryndel: is to help us on our journey.
Aeryndel: If you can push this cart
DM: kind of like he kind of like he nods and then he turns and then the card that
Aeryndel: in that direction on that road.
Aragorn: you
DM: you’re in is kind of like one of those that has like a big basin around the
DM: whole side with the with the seats inside so he kind of like goes up to like
Aeryndel: Yeah.
DM: the chair and tries to like get up on top of it so we could jump out of the
Aeryndel: Let’s go.
DM: cart but he’s not really able to get up there eventually he figures out that if
DM: he just tries to smack his face can like push himself up a little bit before you
DM: go and grab it and just kind of like set him down on the other side of the cart
DM: before he turns kind of salutes to you and then walks over and starts pushing
Shain: You gotta love that guy.
DM: the cart forward
Aragorn: i can’t- i can’t unsee Lt.
Aragorn: Dan from Forrest Gump
DM: I just looked him up!
Aragorn: i’m just seeing a fucking guy in a wheelchair just magically lift up
Aragorn: i cannot see anyone else
Aragorn: but Lt.
Aragorn: Lt.
Aragorn: Dan!
Aragorn: but you ain’t got no legs, Lt.
Aragorn: I watched that movie all the time as a kid, so it’s kind of hard to engrave Lt.
DM: You did it, Diane!
Aeryndel: Oh
DM: You ain’t got no legs!
Aragorn: Dan.
Aragorn: Dan, you ain’t got no legs!
Aragorn: I got his ice cream, Lt.
Aragorn: Lt.
Aragorn: Dan, you better eat it before it melts, Lt.
DM: Oh my gosh, alright, anyways, you guys are now traveling along the road.
Aragorn: Actual scene in the fucking movie, by the way.
Aragorn: Three months in role play.
Aeryndel: Um.
DM: Now as a metagame question, you guys kind of have options here.
DM: Your travel will take a considerable amount of time.
DM: We can either A, just speed through and kind of go back to roleplay for the parts that
Aragorn: I’m done for you the dragon is a new decision.
DM: quote unquote matter, or if you would like, we can just do a big roll right now and I
DM: can just summarize everything that happened.
Aeryndel: So, we’re passing through, what, Breaker to Sunder?
DM: Right the second you’re going to go from, you’re right here, so you’re going to go from
DM: Breaker to Sunder, and your plan was to go to Impact Toe, then Jason, head up through
Aeryndel: Um, Andrew, you said you, you and Nate were like, you wanted to go to Sunder to see something,
DM: here over through the mountains this way, and then cut through the forest here up to
DM: Judicar.
DM: That was the original plan.
Aragorn: that
Aeryndel: right?
Aeryndel: What was it that it was in Sunder that y’all wanted to see?
Aeryndel: Now the Colosseum’s up here.
DM: there was a there’s a big sword that Nate wanted to see
Aragorn: Yeah, I don’t, I don’t really think I need anything.
DM: it was just a big sword in in Sunder there supposedly a sword that one of
DM: the previous kings had
Aeryndel: I mean, I’m in no need for a new weapon.
Aeryndel: Then, I’m okay with just passing through that normal route, um…
DM: It probably would.
Aeryndel: Nah, part of me wants to stop by the Coliseum, but that would take a while, I think.
Aeryndel: There’s a lot.
DM: Not saying that you shouldn’t.
DM: I’m just saying it probably would.
Aeryndel: Oh, that would take a while.
Aeryndel: Um…
Aeryndel: I mean, I’m okay with doing just a quick rundown on what happened, or if there’s anything important
DM: you
Aragorn: You
Aeryndel: going on in any of the places we stopped by, I guess.
Aeryndel: I’m trying to think.
Aeryndel: Yeah, I don’t know.
DM: Okay.
Aeryndel: Actually…
Aeryndel: I mean, the one place I would like to stop by is Jason.
Aeryndel: I want to see what’s up in Jason.
DM: So sure.
Shain: Okay.
DM: Um, so did you just, so, so like I said, did you guys want to, cause there’s kind of
DM: a quote unquote point of interest in pretty much every city.
DM: So did you guys want to kind of break every time you were in a city or did you want to
DM: just get a general summarization of kind of what happened?
Aeryndel: Probably, I guess just like a TLDR, just to progress things.
DM: Because I think it’s up to you guys how in-depth you want to like actually roleplay this.
DM: Okay, um, one second.
Aeryndel: You’re good, Piggy.
Aragorn: you
Aeryndel: Little schmookums.
Aeryndel: What?
DM: That’s not the correct constant.
DM: All right.
Aeryndel: Was about to say.
Aeryndel: I was about to say that, but I remember there being something.
Aeryndel: That was in, um, that was in Calm Crest, right?
Shain: No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no,
DM: Yes.
Aeryndel: Yeah.
DM: Anyways, so yeah, you guys basically continue on your journey and after a
DM: couple days of travel and Lieutenant Dan faithfully continuing his journey, every
Aragorn: He’s got like the straps on the back of the handlebars he’s just pushing the wheelchair
DM: like about seven to eight hours you oh my gosh you recast tiny servant to keep
DM: him around for the next little bit you you eventually make it to breaker where
Aeryndel: Thank you.
Aeryndel: Bye.
DM: you meet a couple people that are relatively nice a couple rounds of
DM: combat ensues.
DM: You guys win with relative ease.
DM: Before you basically say
DM: that your journey is to leave Kuldera and head up to Everchill, most
DM: people have no idea what you’re talking about, but the strongest person there
Aragorn: Bye-bye.
DM: does.
DM: He says that your best bet is probably to head up through the
DM: mountains anywhere to the east of the river.
Aeryndel: Okay.
DM: He says there’s lots of passageways
DM: through.
DM: You decide to go ahead and take your leave from there before fighting
DM: one more battle with somebody who has a horse, with which you win the horse and
DM: increasing your speed and you continue over to Sunderk.
Shain: It’s raining.
DM: After a couple days of
DM: travel and miscellaneous weather patterns, you end up pretty happily asundered.
DM: It’s a larger
DM: village and once again you guys are challenged to numerous battles, all of which you win,
DM: but it is getting kind of tougher to actually properly beat them all.
DM: They are getting
DM: stronger, it seems like.
DM: You guys stay a night, have a grand old time.
DM: They have a
DM: really nice bar that you guys really enjoy before you guys head to Impact 2.
DM: There, once again, you are challenged to combat.
DM: This is definitely a smaller
DM: village compared to the other ones you were at.
DM: The population is definitely few
DM: but mighty, as you guys find yourself not necessarily struggling to win, but you’re
Aeryndel: you
DM: having to definitely put in a lot of effort.
DM: But still, you guys win all of
DM: your battles before a kind of elder basically gives you guys a hint that if
DM: If your goal is to not stay in Caldera, then you should probably skip going to Jason.
DM: You guys, thankfully…
Aeryndel: if we got a warning if we got a warning to stay away from Jason I mean Jason is
DM: Would you guys heed the warning?
Aragorn: You mean I would
Aeryndel: like what the final boss of the tower so you get to the Coliseum if the goal is
DM: Oh, kinda, yeah.
Aeryndel: just to get out of cold air then yeah I would heed the advice which sucks but is
Aragorn: Yeah
DM: Okay, so then you guys continue down the road and as you get past the bridge, you split off
Aeryndel: what it is
DM: and kind of head off-roading a bit to get around Jason.
DM: As you guys kind of head up,
DM: pretty much off-roading through this area here, eventually getting to the mountains
DM: where you find multiple pathways like the one guy from Sunder said.
DM: You have no problem crossing over
DM: and finding the road that connects to here.
DM: By the way, at this point, it is deep into wintertime,
DM: so even though it always rains in Lavantia anyway, it’s not abnormal.
Shain: Happy New Year.
Aeryndel: Have a good day.
DM: The temperature
DM: has already been dropping.
DM: It’s past the new year.
Aragorn: Happy New Year!
DM: The year is now 801, by the way.
DM: You guys travel up into Everchill, where you guys learn of a lot of wonderful things happening.
Shain: Silence.
Aeryndel: Yeah.
DM: Long story short, the Queen has been missing for multiple months now, and that has caused a lot of
DM: civil unrest.
DM: The castle has started to melt, and the roads are starting to crack, as people are
DM: getting very anxious and usually their attitudes towards strangers are very harsh and cold because
Aragorn: you
Aeryndel: you
DM: of just what they believe in an everlasting no changing environment.
DM: They’re a little more warm
DM: to your guys’s arrival as they are too distracted, I guess you could say, by everything else that’s
DM: happening.
DM: You particularly find that there was recently a large battle
DM: between a very powerful person who goes by the name Yenlair and a woman in a
DM: full black suit of armor.
DM: This happened outside the city walls with a small army
DM: of mages.
DM: According to the rumors, this Yenlair has successfully vanquished all
DM: of these mages and is currently restoring, I was thinking, basically restoring order
DM: to Snowvale with the lack of any proper authority figure.
Aragorn: Right.
DM: You guys of course know
Aragorn: Yeah.
DM: who this Yndlair is, or at least you’re pretty sure you do, but they do recommend
DM: that you not head into Snowvale at this time as a lot of miscellaneous stories
DM: have come out that are not exactly great.
DM: Instead you guys decide to follow the
DM: original plan and head through the forest and head up towards Judacar.
DM: You
DM: guys exit Everchill continuing with your cart and your horse as you guys enter
DM: the forest here.
DM: The forest is a little dense but not problematic for your
Aragorn: We killed a big bear, we killed a big bear, we killed a big bear.
DM: horses.
DM: You guys pretty much easily navigate through the pathways.
DM: Most
Shain: Bear soup!
DM: nights nothing really happens.
DM: You guys ran into a bear at one point but it was
DM: the regular bear that you guys easily won and had bear soup for breakfast the next
DM: morning.
DM: You guys traveled completely unimpeded.
Aeryndel: I have dark vision.
DM: One night you’re pretty sure
DM: you heard uh some people talking but unfortunately you weren’t able to find anything um but you
DM: continued but then you continued uh exiting the forest heading onto the main road and exiting
DM: lavantia as you guys head down your way towards judicar with uh happiness in your hearts and a
DM: hopeful future.
DM: Dragon, you’ve been kind of thinking about your friends recently, and so
DM: have you, everyone, about them that left the portal hoping that they’re okay.
DM: And you just get the
DM: sense that somehow everything worked out.
DM: You’re not exactly sure why, but you’re not as worried
DM: as you were a month or two ago.
DM: But you’ve crossed over the bridge, and you can siege
DM: you to Karnau, as all of the damage that was previously done by the dragon seems to have been
DM: completely repaired.
DM: Even more so than what you guys did whenever you were there, everything
DM: seems to have kind of a new shine to it, as though they’ve continued this restoration project long
DM: after your guys’ departure.
DM: As you guys kind of get closer, you see that there’s been new
Shain: I’m going to go ahead and do that.
DM: construction on the wall nearby the main entrance, where there is a large statue,
DM: maybe about 20 feet tall of you, Aragorn, with a large placard that says Savior of
DM: the City.
DM: As you guys kind of approach, there is a guard standing outside the
Aragorn: We start makin’ out.
DM: gates waiting for people to show up.
DM: It is currently snowing, which is about
DM: average for the time of year that you are in, and so visibility is a little bit
Shain: What?
DM: So they don’t really make you guys out.
DM: What do you guys do?
Aragorn: Oh!
Aragorn: Oh, oh, oh, Lieutenant Dan, look away, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh
DM: Absolutely
Aeryndel: He’s trying to lift an entrance to pull his arms up to close his eyes, but he can’t.
DM: Wet
Aeryndel: Don’t look!
Aeryndel: Don’t look!
DM: Oh my gosh
Aeryndel: Um, so we’re at like the entrance, so the guards are letting people in.
DM: Yeah, you’re heading towards the entrance.
DM: The big statue is kind of to your right and the guards are kind of sitting by the entrance.
Aeryndel: I mean, yeah, this is Judicar.
DM: The entrance is currently completely closed, so you’re definitely going to have to either convince them to open it or show some form of identification.
DM: At least that would be the usual gist.
DM: Yes.
DM: So I guess you just continue to approach.
Aeryndel: Yeah.
DM: As you get closer, you kind of see that the guard kind of calls out to somebody as they kind of like squint and look closer.
Aeryndel: Silence.
DM: Before one of them just kind of very excitedly jumps and turns around and runs back into the guard post.
DM: A couple minutes go by as you guys finally get like right up to the door as
DM: one of them calls out and says we’ve been waiting for your return!
DM: Did you
DM: vanquish the dragon?
Aragorn: Mm-hmm.
Aragorn: Ha.
Aragorn: I’ll be watching you play.
DM: I don’t know why I’m laughing.
Aragorn: I’ll be writing a book about it!
DM: begins to turn this big wheel as the gates kind of begin to raise.
DM: He says,
DM: please, I’m sure that you could just find any end and I’m sure they’ll give you a room.
DM: As he finishes rotating the wheel, there are hundreds of people locked around the
Aragorn: I appreciate the hospitality.
Shain: OK.
Aragorn: Oh, cut that.
DM: main entrance.
DM: As you can see, the original kind of guard that was that was out there
DM: and that turned around but it’s kind of right next to the uh to everybody as it’s very clear
DM: that he went and gathered everybody um you can hear these cheers of everybody it’s a very like
Aeryndel: Thank you.
Shain: Okay.
Aragorn: Right.
DM: um very vibrant atmosphere um the uh as you guys kind of like push your way through um everybody is
DM: just thanking you so much, calling you another savior.
DM: One of them specifically said, you can
DM: kind of hear them whispering to each other, one of them says that I can’t believe that they were
DM: able to take down two dragons.
DM: Another one says maybe there was a whole horde.
Aragorn: I appreciate it, thank you.
DM: As you kind of
DM: get through all the way, you look through the city trying to find a good inn to stay at before you
DM: your eyes kind of land back on the previous one that you guys were at.
DM: As you enter, one of them runs up and says,
DM: somehow I knew you were going to return, so I already prepared you your room
DM: and literally hands you the key.
Aeryndel: Five months, 32 days, 28 seconds and four minutes.
Shain: Silence.
Aragorn: How long did you have this prepared for us?
DM: He just kind of smiles, says,
DM: well, it’s been reserved since you left.
Aragorn: For a long time, master.
Aragorn: N-hahahahahahaha
Aragorn: Fuck it.
DM: It would be, it would be about four months in total that they’ve had this room completely
Shain: It’s been four minutes.
Aeryndel: Wait, four minutes and 35 seconds now.
Aragorn: The bell!
Aragorn: It tolls!
Aeryndel: I’m just going to lean in and be like, ask him for a signature.
Aragorn: The bell tolls!
Aragorn: Jesus Christ, I appreciate it, that is a serious dedication, I do not know how to think, I
DM: reserved off.
Aragorn: I appreciate it.
Aragorn: Oh.
DM: Oh yes!
DM: Yes!
DM: I did what my daughter specifically as he turns around and he
Aeryndel: I pulled out my pen.
DM: grabs this child’s book and it literally it’s literally titled The Rise of
DM: of Aragorn the prince as he hands it he goes it would mean so much if you could get if we could
DM: get this signed
Aeryndel: You see me pulling out a mechanical pen?
Shain: Dragon, you have a knee-high above.
Aragorn: do you have it oh oh what how do you use this I’ve never seen it oh and then
Aeryndel: Oh, click the button on the back.
Aeryndel: And then, and then write with it, yeah.
Aragorn: right with it um I’ll write my name and then what else should I write hmm I’ll
Aeryndel: Oh, by the way, I love how I just made it canon that I made the first mechanical bed.
DM: Absolutely, you did.
Aragorn: write like a little crown next to it
Aragorn: Oh
Aeryndel: He’s still doing this with it
Aragorn: Is this annoying and
DM: The guy is just so ecstatic as he thanks you so many times and says please whatever you
Shain: This way.
Aragorn: Mm-hmm
DM: need just don’t hesitate to ask as he kind of turns around and like hurries away.
Aragorn: Uh-huh
DM: But yeah you guys have yourselves a room in a wonderful city that practically worships
Aeryndel: You can get so many bitches.
DM: you Aragorn.
Aragorn: Oh God
Shain: Oh, wait, I didn’t, oh, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no,
DM: What is it that you guys would like to do?
Aragorn: Move
Aeryndel: So I have a quick question about her.
DM: Yeah.
Aeryndel: From here to Discernia, how long of a trip would that be?
DM: In a regular cart, that would be any two, hang on.
Aeryndel: pace it’s fun
Aragorn: you
Shain: Oh no, I didn’t- I didn’t publish Haste 2.
Shain: I forgot about that.
Shain: I wanted to give you…
DM: Are you going to be on a horse?
Aeryndel: Uh, probably.
DM: It’s going to take you 23 days.
Aeryndel: 23 days.
Aeryndel: I do want to do some stuff
Aeryndel: in Intellectia before going to Discernia, so I think at around now is when I would contact
Aragorn: You
Aeryndel: her to see if she would pick me up
Aeryndel: in Discernia.
DM: Absolutely.
DM: As you’ve kind of been in regular contact, you had already floated the idea, so she was
Shain: Error, Error, Error, Error, Error, Error, Error, Error, Error, Error, Error, Error,
Aeryndel: Also…
Aeryndel: Okay.
DM: She’s already ready to kind of head over there.
Aeryndel: Because it’s been so long, and I have a new notebook, what was her name?
DM: I’m pretty sure I know what it is, but I’m going to look it up just to make sure.
Aeryndel: I remember her son was Eric, because I made fun of his name, E-R-I-C.
DM: Yeah, her name is currently Shiloh Ramor.
Aragorn: You’ll just take hers.
Aeryndel: Shilah.
DM: I can send it to you if you would like.
Aeryndel: Is that a charcoal Shilah, or…
Aeryndel: …copain Shilah?
Shain: It’s not either.
Shain: It’s an electric Shiloh.
Aeryndel: Alright.
Aeryndel: What do you- what do you mean by a current name?
DM: My name is Marilla.
DM: I mean, once you guys get married,
DM: her last name will change, obviously.
Aeryndel: To what?
Aeryndel: Arendelle doesn’t have a last name.
DM: Well, maybe she’ll be Shilah Arendelle.
Aragorn: Get the fuck out.
Aeryndel: Shia LaBeouf!
DM: I don’t know, man.
Shain: Okay, buddy.
Shain: Okay, get this guy out of here.
DM: You know what?
Aragorn: You know what, I am too.
DM: For that, the whole crowd goes quiet and I’ll be right back because I’m thirsty.
Aeryndel: I’m sorry.
Shain: Can we make a roll on the naughty table?
Aragorn: Kill yourself, twaggin’.
Shain: Can we make a naughty table, please?
Shain: Oh, I look at more than just your dirty room, Andrew.
Aragorn: Shame on you.
Aragorn: You know, you get to look in my dirty room.
Aeryndel: We already get to do that.
Aragorn: Okay.
DM: you
Aeryndel: Look at your dirty sock.
Shain: Oh one under there
Aeryndel: This is going to be so sad.
Aeryndel: Aragorn is about to leave and I’m going to be all alone.
Aragorn: You
Shain: No, you you’re not gonna be alone
Shain: Do you know why you’re not gonna be a lone dragon?
Aeryndel: I’m going to have a full-on solo session with Noah, because we’re going to meet.
Shain: Because Shane is still in the campaign.
Shain: Let’s go!
Shain: I don’t know.
Aeryndel: If I send an invitation to my wedding to Shane, do you think he’ll answer and be like, yeah,
Aeryndel: I’ll be there?
Shain: I mean, it depends on how long you wait.
Aeryndel: Well, it’s gonna be, like, six months.
Shain: I should be fine.
Shain: I think so.
Shain: I don’t know.
Shain: That’s up to Noah.
Shain: Because we’re sharing custody over Shane right now, okay?
Shain: Ian Lair?
Aeryndel: I have to invite Aragorn, I have to invite Yenlair, I have to invite you.
Shain: You want to invite Caitlyn?
Shain: But I do.
Aeryndel: I don’t know where she is.
Aeryndel: I don’t even know where you are.
Shain: But I do.
Shain: do?
Aeryndel: I would invite everyone from the party.
Shain: Fargalore?
Shain: I could do that.
Aeryndel: Yeah, butter?
Aeryndel: Did you get finished just, you know, shagging a bitch?
Shain: They’re just in your car.
DM: Ran down the stairs, ran to my car, ran back in the house to grab my phone and then ran back out to the car to grab a drink, then ran back in the house.
DM: Then ran back to the car, my dad forgot something, ran back inside, then ran outside because I didn’t drink them all.
Aeryndel: Why don’t you just have drinks inside?
Aeryndel: Yeah, he has a stash, and he has the whole, he has whole-ass Wikipedia in his car.
Shain: Oh, yeah, that’s right.
Shain: I forget you have your stash.
DM: Yes, sir.
Aeryndel: Okay.
DM: Did I tell you I upgraded the whole jellyfans?
Shain: I think I remember that.
Aeryndel: Yeah.
Shain: Oh.
DM: Oh, by the way, the backseats are complete with their own iPads now.
Aeryndel: Burning.
Aeryndel: He’ll be the iPad kid.
Shain: The music stopped working, oh no.
DM: Alright.
DM: Shut up.
Aeryndel: THE BUNNY GETS THE PANCAKE!
Aeryndel: THE PANCAKE!
DM: Okay.
DM: Back to the game.
Aragorn: I
DM: So, what exactly do you guys want to do?
Shain: I’d like to contact a dragon.
DM: Specifically speaking about Aragorn more specifically than anyone else.
Aragorn: Don’t I
Aragorn: I want to sign up military military stuff.
Aeryndel: I’m following, by the way.
Aragorn: We’re going back.
DM: Okay, um, yeah, you can’t you totally enter the um, you’re gonna head towards the
Aragorn: We’re going back
DM: the the main, um
Aragorn: What will be your plan to stay?
Shain: Tory.
DM: Guard tower that you were at before
DM: As you kind of enter the same general from before and captain that you kind of
DM: served directly under, they both immediately notice you as they kind of
DM: approach and say, well what brings the savior of the city to our humble
Aeryndel: you
DM: establishment?
Aragorn: I hope that my abrupt leaving of the crew does not mean that I am permanently gone.
Shain: Okay.
DM: I don’t know what you’re talking about, but you look like you’re able-bodied, so I thought I’d give you a chance to join the party.
Aeryndel: I’ll put my cloak up.
Aragorn: Well, I am MableBody, and I am ready!
Shain: One, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight, nine, 10, 11, 12, 13, 14, 15, 16, 17, 18.
Aragorn: He has other things to attend to, unfortunately.
DM: I don’t know exactly how that works, but that looks like it’s able enough.
DM: Okay, never mind.
Aeryndel: I’m not staying.
DM: Ah, I see.
DM: I see.
DM: Well, uh,
DM: Sir Aragorn, uh, you know, your previous rank just seems like it was…
Aragorn: I would like to, but it is obviously up to you guys, I will take any position that you
DM: It doesn’t fit somebody of your, of your station.
DM: Did you, did you prefer anything more, I don’t know, higher up?
Aeryndel: Empowerrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr
Aragorn: give me.
DM: Ah, yes, of course, any commission.
Aragorn: Okay, there you go.
DM: Well, let’s see here.
DM: He kind of like pulls out this, he kind of says, just um, let’s go sit down right over
Shain: you
Aragorn: Oh, yeah.
DM: there real quick.
DM: As he comes back out in about five minutes with a whole stack of papers
DM: and he says, all righty, this right here is every piece of documentation that I have
DM: demanding that you be promoted.
DM: If we count this up that should bring you to, as he just keeps
DM: folding up looking more and more he says ah yes that should be lieutenant general for you
Aragorn: Sign here, yep, yep, yep, yep, sign here, oh damn.
Shain: Silence.
Aragorn: How high was that in the letter, uh, letter?
DM: uh that is right behind uh general which is the highest rank generally speaking there’s only one
Aragorn: Oh god.
Aragorn: Yeah.
DM: or two real generals uh within the actual uh army and there’s a handful of lieutenant generals
Aragorn: Right.
Aeryndel: You
Aragorn: Oh, okay.
DM: And they kind of, generally, they run entire cities.
Aragorn: I see.
Aragorn: Interesting.
Aragorn: Yes.
Aragorn: Oh, okay, I see interesting
DM: He says,
DM: so if you are sure you would like to return to service, he kind of
DM: grabs a piece of paper and he just kind of slides it your way.
DM: If you would just sign there.
Aragorn: Yes
DM: Basically, it’s a
DM: Contract employment, but it literally just says that you know, you get this title and this authority with no requirements of what you do
Aeryndel: White people can get jiggy with it.
Aragorn: Yeah
Aragorn: Oh.
DM: Once you’re that high there aren’t requirements.
DM: What you say is basically law
Aragorn: Right.
Aragorn: Okay.
Shain: Okay, law, okay.
Aragorn: Cool.
Aragorn: What?
Aeryndel: Whoa!
DM: Not actually
Aragorn: What’s up, my fellow wiggers?
Shain: Yippee.
DM: He’s still beholden to the voting system and everything but
Aragorn: Yeah, obviously.
DM: As you sign it, they all just kind of stand at attention and salute you as you are now
Aragorn: I don’t really have a plan to change things.
Aragorn: Um, yeah, I’ll sign it.
Aragorn: Fuck it.
Aragorn: We ball.
Aragorn: Oh
DM: the highest ranking member in the city.
Aeryndel: Lessons learned.
Aragorn: This good man feels good
Aragorn: You
DM: Is there anything else that you’d like to do, particularly, or are you joining the military,
DM: saying your goodbyes, and, uh…
DM: Well, that’s, uh, something.
Aragorn: Say my goodbyes
Aragorn: I’m gone.
Aragorn: This is it
Aeryndel: As he signs the contract, I guess I’ll just get up from my seat and offer a hand to Aragorn.
Aragorn: The story ends there
Aragorn: Yeah
Aragorn: You
DM: Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha
Aeryndel: Going for one of those, uh, forearm handshakes.
Aragorn: Get the fuck out of here hug me you bitch
Aeryndel: Yeah, pull me in, bro!
Shain: Okay, help, help, help, help, help, help, help, help, help, help, help, help, help,
Aragorn: Give us a second guys, we need some time.
Aeryndel: Grabs ass cheek.
DM: That’s not the line!
Aeryndel: It’s on the hood.
Aragorn: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
DM: Okay.
Aeryndel: Um, you know, I’ll- I’ll hug him back and be like this is it.
Aeryndel: This is farewell.
DM: you
Aeryndel: I’m gonna hand him one of my spare sending sounds.
Aragorn: Sure, sure, most likely, hopefully, you don’t sound too sure about it.
Aeryndel: I have like a plethora amount of them now because I’ve just been making them over the
Aeryndel: trip because I knew I was going to send them out to people.
Aeryndel: I’m gonna hand him one and be like, I’ll probably end up calling you in a couple months time
Aeryndel: to invite you to my wedding, because that’s happening, probably.
Aeryndel: I hope!
Aeryndel: Oh, it was…
DM: You turn around and realize that legitimate Dan has been unsummoned because Dragon missed
Aeryndel: I… I’ve been talking to her, but I haven’t met her in…
Aragorn: Well, you know, you know what they say about love, Lieutenant Dan, what do they say about
Aeryndel: Six months?
Aeryndel: Seven months?
Aeryndel: Five months?
Aeryndel: Four months?
Aeryndel: Three months?
Aragorn: about love.
Aeryndel: Meh!
Shain: Okay.
DM: his 8 hour period.
Aeryndel: I’m just dragging a rock!
DM: I think he turned around and goes, oh, that’s why he’s been so heavy.
Aeryndel: I cast Tidy Servant.
DM: And he just kind of pops up and he looks around, very confused.
Aragorn: Zenten, what do you think about love?
Aragorn: What do they say about love?
DM: He literally just stares and blinks a couple times before he just face plants on the ground.
Aragorn: Exactly.
DM: Apparently that’s too much for poor Lieutenant Dan.
Shain: Bye.
Aragorn: No, no, he got it right.
Aeryndel: He’s head over heels!
Aragorn: He said over heels!
Aeryndel: Poor Lieutenant Dan.
Aragorn: Or lieutenant 10.
Aragorn: No, but I will, I will for sure have work to do.
Aeryndel: Put him back in his Pokeball.
Aeryndel: Yeah.
Aragorn: Hopefully the more dragons
Aragorn: do not come.
Aragorn: If they do, you’ll be first to know.
DM: As you say that, literally one of the soldiers says,
Aragorn: Yeah.
DM: And if it does, you’ll just slay it like you did the others and the entire room’s just
Aragorn: Start doing bumps of coke on the table, yeah.
Shain: You you look back at you look back at Arendelle with like the the war Vietnam face
DM: YAAAH!
Aragorn: We get crazy out here in the 149.
Aragorn: But yeah, that’s a.
Aragorn: a coke on the table yeah we get crazy out here in the 149 but yeah that’s a
Aeryndel: You’re welcome, oh yeah!
DM: Oh my god
Aeryndel: Already?
DM: you
Shain: Hit you snap your fingers, get this guy a wars!
Aragorn: that’s a farewell uh-huh no same but trust me goodbyes are for losers we
Aeryndel: It’s been nice knowing you.
Aragorn: will be seeing very shortly
Aeryndel: Indeed.
Aeryndel: Good luck with your… service.
Aragorn: I will you need an escort out or do you need a horse
Aeryndel: service.
Aeryndel: Good luck with Unicar.
Aeryndel: Nah, I can handle it.
Aeryndel: I mean, I might need identification.
Aragorn: gentlemen get this man a horse one of the finest ones that we have
Aeryndel: I do need a horse.
DM: Look at the size of that horse!
DM: Within a couple minutes, somebody walks out
Aeryndel: Now that also needs some identification.
DM: with a large, really beefy, this guy has definitely been
Aragorn: a black stallion
DM: jacked up with some drugs-stinking war horse
DM: that’s about twice the size of any war horse you think you’ve ever seen.
Aragorn: Hey, behave.
DM: It’s mane is completely white hair, but it’s a completely black horse.
DM: And it just, it kind of like huffs
Aeryndel: Do I also need identification?
DM: In that way of just like, I’m better than you.
Aeryndel: I’m heading to Intellectia, do I need identification to get into the gates?
Aragorn: We can do something, we can probably do something, yeah.
DM: One of them just perks up and says,
DM: As a party member of the Great Aragorn, I will send word ahead.
Aeryndel: I know.
DM: Maybe a pigeon.
Aragorn: We’ll get you your identification,
Aeryndel: Look for the.
Aragorn: we can always send it out to you wherever you’re residing.
Aragorn: You gave me the stone, so I will just double check.
Aragorn: But we can send it to you via Pidgin.
Aragorn: We have pigeons.
Aeryndel: We have pigeons.
Aeryndel: Are they allowed inside?
Aragorn: They’re- they’re very- what do you think?
DM: You know, you probably do have pigeons.
Aeryndel: Based off of previous interactions, no.
DM: No, no birds are allowed inside, that’s suspicious!
Aragorn: Good.
Aragorn: No bird- RIGHT MEN NO BIRDS ALLOWED INDOORS!
Shain: Is that going to be like a city rule?
Aeryndel: It didn’t have to go this way.
DM: They all just kind of look at each other as one of them pulls out like a tiny flintlock
DM: pistol and just shoots the bird that’s in the cage over there.
Shain: Oh my gosh.
Aragorn: Okay
DM: NUMBERS!
Shain: I didn’t mean it like that.
Shain: Lieutenant Denning cover your eyes
Aragorn: He grabs a big-ass fucking war bow
Aragorn: Yeah, I remember you was conflicted
Aeryndel: It was your fault!
Aeryndel: You stepped inside this room, dumbass pigeon-ass bitch!
Aragorn: But
Aragorn: Yes, just let me know
DM: As you get back on the road,
Aeryndel: Yeah, um, alright then, I’ll be on my way.
Aragorn: Mm-hmm
Aeryndel: If you need me for anything, I’ll be in Intellectia for a few weeks before I head out to Dysternia.
Aragorn: I’m good
Aeryndel: Alrighty, see you when I see you, and I’ll haul out the door.
Aragorn: Sounds good
Aragorn: Yes, sir
DM: Judicar in the very capable hands of Monsieur Aragorn as, um, he’s now basically the leader
DM: of Judicar but he’s still within the confines of Bontrant.
DM: You head towards Selectia.
Aeryndel: I have a question.
DM: Yes, right.
DM: Absolutely, absolutely.
Aeryndel: The War Horse.
Aeryndel: I want it to be, have you, you’ve ever, you’ve seen Witcher 3 gameplay, you know how it’s
Aeryndel: like he’s on the horse and there’s a trophy on the back and it’s just like a monster’s
Aragorn: you
Aeryndel: head.
Aeryndel: I just want it to be the boulder of Lieutenant Dan.
Shain: Silence.
Aeryndel: Okay.
DM: You could do that no problem.
DM: As you head down towards Intellectia,
DM: This horse kind of moves faster than previous horses that you had, probably reminiscent
DM: of its just sheer size.
DM: As you arrive in Intellectia, a lot quicker than you previously expected.
DM: You expected it to take about five days, but it only took about four.
Aeryndel: you
DM: But you arrive in Intellectia safe and sound.
DM: There isn’t really anybody by the gates, as it’s kind of an open city for trade.
DM: You enter just fine, without any problems.
DM: The city is pretty busy, though.
DM: people all over the place.
DM: Trade happening at every corner.
Aeryndel: The Fingers Discount Base was located in Intellectia, right?
DM: Yeah.
DM: There is a base in Intellectia, yes.
Aeryndel: I want to visit that before I go to Discernia.
DM: Of course.
DM: As you kind of base off of your memory that’s a little fuzzy, in
Shain: Dang, he remembers.
DM: fact make a history check as you’re trying to remember something that happened about four
DM: months ago and it was pretty much a one-off event that you just visited once.
Aeryndel: I remember.
Aeryndel: 29 natural 20.
DM: Okay, I might not remember it.
Aeryndel: I remember.
Aeryndel: I never forget where my lackeys are.
DM: As you go directly in the direction that you
DM: uh remember it in exactly to the house um as you kind of open it this was the house that
DM: they had prepared for you and everything um it doesn’t seem to have changed all that much from
Aeryndel: you
DM: the last time that you were um that you were there uh the same furniture is there the same
Shain: In Intellect here, that’s not a good sign.
DM: kind of layouts the chairs don’t even seem to have changed all that much
DM: But there’s no trace of anybody.
Aeryndel: There was a so this was the house they gave me but they had another place that they were working on right
Shain: You
DM: Yes, but they never give you a location on that.
Aeryndel: Do I have my sending stone to the informant in intellect EA it was like the dwarf guy
DM: Yes, you didn’t.
Aeryndel: I’m gonna ring him up
DM: Sure, what do you say?
Aeryndel: I guess I’ll just be like, I’m back in Intellectia and I’d like to meet up.
DM: Sure.
Shain: Wink
DM: I’ll try to send that and wait a while.
DM: I’m expecting to get some type of response, but there isn’t even an acknowledgement.
Aeryndel: a feeling.
DM: Absolutely.
Shain: This is so sad, it’s just Arendelle.
Aragorn: Don’t worry, for now.
Aeryndel: The house.
Aeryndel: Can I look through it and see if there’s anything that’s like, stolen?
DM: You can.
DM: Roll investigation.
DM: For now.
Aeryndel: That is a… 22.
DM: With the 22, nothing seems stolen, but that’s probably because there’s not much value here.
Shain: Thank you.
DM: From the last time you were there, it’s basically just laid out as a very simple house.
DM: There’s a
DM: big desk that had some papers on it previously, but all those papers are gone.
DM: So somebody did
DM: take the papers that they kind of showed you.
Aeryndel: Is there any other traces of where they might have gone with these?
DM: But most importantly, you kind of notice that
Shain: Silence.
DM: the papers seem to have been removed recently, as there’s kind of this layer of dust everywhere
DM: else except for a perfect square on the desk where you remember those papers being.
Aeryndel: Any tracks?
DM: Unfortunately not.
DM: You do kind of see tracks but they enter from the main door
DM: and exit through the main door.
DM: There’s not really enough information to really go off of.
Shain: Detect magic dragon.
Shain: Use black hole, need black hole.
Aeryndel: For now, what I’d like to do is…
Shain: Canonically you might be the only user due to Manzi outside of me.
Shain: I don’t know though.
DM: They did not tell you?
Aeryndel: Did they say anything about where they were thinking of putting the new fingers to scale
Aeryndel: location locale uh what other uh contacts do i have
DM: No.
DM: You just know that it was somewhere in the city.
DM: Yeah, you’ve met another one in Comcrest as well, and there was one in Judapar.
Aeryndel: there wasn’t just one in judicar i met or in intellect i met i also have one back in
Aeryndel: do i have the contact information for the one in comcrest
DM: The one in Comcrest?
DM: Not really.
DM: that you talked to in Comcast was the person
DM: that ran the fingers discount.
DM: Get her name, one second.
Aeryndel: The bitch who ran, yeah.
DM: Yeah, I’d have to scroll through this to find it.
DM: Serenity.
DM: You do have the contact, you have a sending stall, yes.
Aeryndel: She’s on my kill list.
Shain: What?
Aeryndel: Do I have the contact information to the one in Judicar?
Aeryndel: I would like to try that as well.
Aeryndel: Just ask the same thing.
DM: Um, sure, uh, hang on one second, I’m sorry.
Shain: Please, I’m lost.
Shain: I need your help.
Aeryndel: I’m not lost.
Aeryndel: I’m just curious to see what’s happening because I had no interference with the Lefingard
Shain: Mm hmm.
Aeryndel: discount.
Aeryndel: And I don’t want it to end up biting me in the ass
Shain: This is true, you make a fair and reasonable point.
DM: Okay.
DM: Um, what’d you say?
Aeryndel: I would like to contact the
Aeryndel: Fingers discount guy in judicar and just say the same thing like I’m around the area.
Aeryndel: Where can we meet up?
DM: Sure.
DM: Uh, you can kind of feel it connect to somebody and not that a word was actually said,
Aeryndel: I’ll send it back again and be like, it’s in your best interest to reply to me.
DM: but you can kind of hear like a the beginning of a word before it just stops and there’s no response.
Aeryndel: Unless you want me to hunt you down until you’re dead.
DM: Once again, the connection just kind of drops with no response.
Aeryndel: I’ll do another one and be like, hmm, I see how it is.
Aeryndel: Well, I guess I’ll just go to Intellectia and ask the guards to look for you.
DM: Yeah, it sounds like you.
Aeryndel: Find out any information I can.
Aeryndel: And kill you slowly.
Aeryndel: Yeah, thank you.
Aeryndel: I worked on that.
Aeryndel: Still no response?
Aeryndel: I had a feeling.
Aeryndel: on that still no response yeah I had a feeling I would like to go to the the
DM: Still no response.
DM: Yeah, yeah, sure.
Aeryndel: courtroom where we had the court session because I want to see if they tracked
Aeryndel: her down because I remember I remember like it was the judge that was
Aeryndel: cooperating with us yeah I’d like to meet with him if possible
DM: As you head towards the court, once again they have you sign the piece of paper that
Aeryndel: Fireball, fireball, fireball.
Shain: Black hole.
DM: says you won’t cast magic in the halls without basically announcing that you are.
DM: You enter and find the judge that was very cooperative with you and you ask him about
DM: her.
DM: his response is basically that he is not really a part of the investigation at all and has no clue
DM: but he does give you the name of a specific investigator that was assigned it says that
DM: he is here actually for a separate case in another court in another hall as you follow
DM: his directions and eventually stumble upon him sitting on a bench writing down some information
DM: on, basically in his notebook.
DM: Kind of oblivious to everyone else around him.
Aeryndel: Can I sit down next to him?
DM: You’re kind of walking up to the side of him, essentially.
DM: He’s sitting on the bench in the
DM: middle of a hall, writing on a piece of paper.
DM: Or his book, essentially.
DM: Sure, sure.
DM: Sure.
Aeryndel: I’ll just sit down next to him.
Aeryndel: up my metal leg on my real leg.
DM: You kind of glance onto his book and basically it’s, for lack of a better term, his form
DM: of basically a murder board.
DM: It has a lot of basically plot points that he’s written down with lines interconnecting
DM: with different ideas that he’s had.
DM: His handwriting is incredibly small and it’s kind of hard to even make out some of the
DM: details.
DM: But he’s just constantly writing into it with little notes and side bits.
Aeryndel: I’m just gonna speak out and be like, are you the investigator on the Serenity case?
DM: He’s rotating the book, writing on its side, and doesn’t really acknowledge you
DM: in any way.
DM: He just kind of like looks at me like, huh, what, what, uh, uh, Serenity, uh, yeah, yeah,
DM: wait, who are you?
Aeryndel: I’m the- I’m the person who wants to track the bitch down.
Aeryndel: She slandered me in court.
DM: another PI.
Aeryndel: I’m not a PI!
Aeryndel: I’m just a person who has a grudge and wants to kill her.
Aeryndel: I mean, arrest her.
DM: Look, I can’t tell you anything without a court order, and even
DM: if I could, I wouldn’t.
Aeryndel: What if I was the one she slandered in court?
Aeryndel: Oh, well then in that case, instead of saying that, I’m just going to be like…
DM: It’s at this moment that a slight retcon, he gave you
DM: a court order by the way, the judge did, it kind of grounds us.
DM: Ugh.
DM: Fine, yes, we basically got
DM: to collect the head mage, and they checked into the magic.
DM: She basically casts a very
DM: dangerous spell, but it appears to have been successful.
Aeryndel: Shame she didn’t die, I mean arrested, it’s a shame she didn’t get arrested.
DM: We believe that she teleported
DM: somewhere into the Ley Light Isles which we can’t be sure.
DM: Either way, it’s outside
DM: of our jurisdiction and as such we are closing the case for now.
DM: Yes, well, what are you to do?
DM: If she had fled to Emmeria or, shoot, even Thalassria
DM: there’s a chance we could have gotten her back, but…
Aeryndel: ameria?
Aeryndel: probably.
DM: Well, there’s a chance.
Aeryndel: farc no.
Aeryndel: to the lasero.
Aeryndel: communicative, yes.
DM: I understand they’ve been more communicative and diplomatic channels recently.
Aeryndel: they won’t let you in.
Aeryndel: and any prey that enters is their prey, not yours.
Shain: 50 grams of fat.
Aeryndel: And any prey that enters is their prey, not yours.
DM: Well, it’s not like it would have been my problem anyway.
DM: Is there anything else that you need?
Aeryndel: Uh…
DM: The criminal organization this lady ran?
Aeryndel: Ever heard of the fingers discount?
DM: Yes, I’ve heard of it.
Aeryndel: Yes.
DM: Oh, they have more than just one.
Aeryndel: Any idea what they’re up to nowadays?
Aeryndel: I heard they had a place in Intellectia.
DM: They’ve taken over a good portion of businesses here.
DM: I just can’t seem to prove it.
DM: Well, take your pick.
Aeryndel: Which businesses do you think they have taken over?
DM: Most gambling establishments they run now.
DM: Decent chunk of the inns.
DM: Heck, even some of the areas in the Red Light District.
DM: Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Aeryndel: Interesting.
Aeryndel: Thank you for this information.
Aeryndel: I give him a pat on the thigh as I get up and walk away.
DM: On his thigh or yours?
Aeryndel: His thigh.
DM: He is too stunned to speak.
Aeryndel: I just give him a good ol’ pat and I get up and go.
Shain: Good.
Shain: Okay.
Shain: .
Aeryndel: I turn around, I give him a wink, and I go, uh, I’m going to that red light district.
DM: He’s completely closeted.
Aeryndel: Uh, yeah, that’s right, I’ll go to one of those gambling places that he talked about.
DM: Sure, I mean, there’s plenty of other locations.
DM: You don’t have to go to the red light district.
DM: Sure, sure, sure.
Aeryndel: And I want to make sure I have my pendant on visible.
DM: Okay, as you enter the first one that you see, which is just right down the road from
Aeryndel: See if that makes any difference.
Aeryndel: That’s crazy.
DM: the courthouse, you just hear these basically really loud, just coins going everywhere,
Aeryndel: I guess, you know.
Aeryndel: Good to see you now.
DM: a whole, basically what you’d imagine a casino to kind of sound like.
DM: As you enter, there’s basically not really security per se.
DM: Closer to what looks like bouncers in nice suits, just kind of standing around the sides.
DM: they see you walk in you can kind of see them talk to each other real quick as
DM: one of them walks away but nobody like approaches or anything what do you do
DM: there’s plenty of like poker tables and other games that you’re you never
DM: actually played before there’s some blackjack tables that are obviously
DM: running and a whole lot of bets on miscellaneous things there’s a kind of
Aeryndel: Is there a bar?
DM: separate room that just kind of has the big words that say magic games uh kind of with a big sheet
Aeryndel: I’m gonna go to the left and I’ll sit down and I’ll ask for a Goblin Colado.
DM: that you can’t really see on the other side of.
DM: There is a bar yes uh it’s a to your left.
DM: It’s a goblin collado.
DM: Fantastic as he just kind of smiles and says ah some exotic tastes as he comes
Aeryndel: I don’t know, Aragorn was talking about a goblin collado.
Shain: Bye-bye.
DM: back with this bubbly green drink that looks closer to sludge than an actual
DM: alcoholic drink.
DM: As he kind of sets it down he says ah can’t forget the final
DM: ingredient as he puts a little like umbrella in it and he tries to like push
DM: it into it so it sits in there but it just kind of like slowly welds in as
Aragorn: Bottoms up, partner!
DM: though it’s kind of like a form of slime and then he just kind of slides it to
Aeryndel: friend recommended it to me i’m gonna try it i want to i want to see what it’s like
DM: you says please enjoy you’re the first one that’s ordered that in a while
Shain: The only thing in the world that can make you drunk.
DM: Absolutely, as you drink it.
DM: Can I get a con saving throw?
Aeryndel: okay
Aeryndel: No it’s not, I did a history check.
Aragorn: That’s the only role we’ve done so far.
Aragorn: Oh yeah, you’re right.
DM: I just realized you’re right.
DM: Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, let’s do check.
DM: Man, playing this on the weekends is just so much better than on a Wednesday night.
Aeryndel: 2025.
DM: Absolutely.
Aragorn: I think I’ll do seconds.
DM: As you just drink this and down the whole thing, you kind of like fold up the umbrella
Aragorn: It’s my gun, it’s my gun, b-ding, b-ding, b-ding, b-ding, b-ding, b-ding, b-ding,
DM: and set it to the side.
DM: As the taste was fantastic.
DM: You loved it.
DM: The texture was horrible and made you want to throw up as it was sliding down your throat.
Shain: Hello.
DM: Um, but you kind of feel this, like, urge to order another.
DM: …
Aeryndel: We’re gonna get caught hello
Aragorn: Sending stone, eh?
Aragorn: Yep.
Aragorn: Ella, did you get the goblin pirulada?
DM: As you, hang on, as you tried to say hello, instead of speaking in common, you just say
DM: as you’re speaking goblin now
Aragorn: Ah, you have!
Aragorn: Good choice, good job, King.
Shain: You have, like, the spidey sense for the Goblin Collado.
Aragorn: I know when people order it
Aeryndel: He’s just like, yeah, I’m gonna be here and I gotta pull out.
Aragorn: Anytime anytime you order one air Gordon’s gonna call you every time
DM: as you just let out this big loud burp
DM: and then finally you cannot speak
DM: common again the the kind of bartender looks in process as most people can’t
Aeryndel: Oh shit.
Aragorn: You speak celestial next you reach
Aeryndel: Oh gosh, that was amazing.
Aeryndel: No, I’m on duty.
Shain: The earth starts to shake, I’m just kidding, alcoholic, if you will.
DM: take it without puking one another
DM: ah
Aeryndel: Speaking of which, I have a question for you, good sir.
DM: There you go, yeah
Aeryndel: I’m looking for, let’s say, the fingers discount.
DM: Hey, that’s kind of says, um, is that uh, is that an adventuring group or a party?
DM: Eww.
Aeryndel: It’s up to interpretation.
Aeryndel: If it makes you feel better, I’m not law enforcement.
DM: He just kind of looks around and says,
DM: I don’t really understand what you mean.
Shain: No, my fingers are just going to be here.
Aeryndel: Uh, has he noticed the pendant yet?
DM: What?
DM: You notice that he’s kind of glanced down at it a couple of times.
Aeryndel: Do I notice him glancing at it?
DM: But he hasn’t actually done anything about it, as far as you know.
DM: You do, yes.
Aeryndel: Oh, why do you keep looking at this thing?
DM: It’s just a very interesting pendant you have there.
Aeryndel: Well, it looks familiar, doesn’t it?
DM: He just kind of looks at us, I honestly couldn’t say.
DM: say as he kind of looks back up at you and you kind of feel a kind of tap on
Aeryndel: No, actually I feel pretty good.
DM: your shoulder as you turn and there’s a very large half-orc that’s just looking
DM: down at those looks like you’ve had too much to drink I think it’s time for you
DM: to go
Aeryndel: …feel pretty good.
DM: I’m sorry sir we have absolutely zero tolerance for drunk betting as you know
DM: I don’t know how to interpret that, sir, but I am going to have to ask you to leave the premises.
Aeryndel: That sounds… wrong coming from you.
Aeryndel: No.
Aeryndel: See, I’m just here for information.
Aeryndel: I’m not meaning you any harm.
Aeryndel: I’m not doing anything.
Aeryndel: I’m sitting down having a nice conversation with this wonderful bartender, by the way.
Shain: What’s 9 plus 10?
Aeryndel: Goblin Collado highly recommend it.
DM: Sir, you are on casino property.
DM: You cannot be here drunk as you very clearly are.
DM: I’m going to have to ask you to leave yet again.
Shain: Okay.
Shain: God.
DM: Those fake ears aren’t fooling anyone.
DM: Your speech is slurred.
Aeryndel: Oh, and I’m getting clear signs of you being a retard.
DM: you’re burping very loudly very clear signs of being drunk very clear that you
DM: must leave
DM: so if you are if you don’t leave we will have to involve the guard
Aeryndel: The guard being who?
Shain: Clearly it’s forged by a drunk man.
DM: the city guard
Aeryndel: Imperial Guard?
Aeryndel: Or…
Aeryndel: Oh, you mean the city guards that I’m familiar with and know they’re best friend?
DM: I’m sure drunk like you knows many many gods
Aeryndel: Can I pull out the court order?
Aeryndel: I’d be like, yeah, I got this from my judge friend.
DM: He just had the places
Aeryndel: I’ve heard of Aragorn Mordenthon.
DM: Look sir, I don’t know how you have access to a judge
DM: but that does not make you exempt from
DM: as you say that you just kind of pauses I
DM: I don’t see how that man is relevant here.
Aeryndel: Believe it or not, I’m a close acquaintance of his.
DM: I’m sure.
DM: So you will pose acquaintances with the city guard, with a judge, and the hero that slayed two dragons.
DM: Very convenience.
Aeryndel: I’m gonna call up Aragorn.
DM: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Aeryndel: I’m gonna call up Aragorn and be like,
Aragorn: I’m kind of busy right now, what do you need?
Aeryndel: Uh, hey Aragorn, are you present at the moment?
Aeryndel: Uh, so, I’m currently talking to this orc, and he says that I’m not friends with you.
Aeryndel: How do I explain to him that he’s a fucking moron?
Aeryndel: Anyways, if something goes wrong, could you like…
Aragorn: You’re a moron!
Aragorn: Are you in Zutacar still?
Aeryndel: No, I’m in Intellectia.
Aragorn: I thought you left!
Aeryndel: I’m in Intellectia right now.
DM: He says as he slightly slurs his speech.
Aeryndel: I’m trying to look into the fingers discount, but, you know, they’re trying to rough me
Aeryndel: up over here.
Aragorn: Why?
Aeryndel: I don’t know, they keep saying something like I’m drunk.
Aragorn: Are you?
Aeryndel: No, I physically
Aeryndel: can’t get drunk.
Aragorn: So then what the fuck are-
Aragorn: I- I can’t-
Aragorn: It’s not like I can go up there right now.
DM: As the half-orc just says, I’m going to have to go get my boss.
Aeryndel: Oh, I know, I’m just saying, if something does go wrong, can you please
Aeryndel: kill them here’s the location i’d start i start telling them the locale
Aragorn: I
Aragorn: Don’t think
Aragorn: I don’t think public execution is a great thing Aaron.
Aragorn: No, that’s I that’s what I
Aeryndel: i’m not saying public execution i’m saying do it behind you know behind the books
Aragorn: Still can’t do that
Aeryndel: i’ve seen you do worse to dead rabbits and prostitutes
DM: Yes, you have
Aragorn: Insane bar you have
Aeryndel: I’m just saying, if something goes wrong, I end up dead in a ditch, avenge me!
Aragorn: I would I don’t so what do you want me to do?
DM: Rabbits and prostitutes, let’s go chat
Aragorn: How do I even know
Aeryndel: I don’t know, fuckin…
Aeryndel: This is the city guard- wait.
Aeryndel: They might be tied to the city guard.
Aragorn: Don’t think they’re tied to city go home.
Shain: Where’s the couch?
Aeryndel: Maybe.
DM: As you kind of turn around, they’re doing a bunch of shady stuff as you turn around
Aeryndel: Look, they’re doing shady shit, I’m trying to uncover shady shit.
Aragorn: Are you in a casino?
DM: and there’s like about four really large guys, two of them are half orcs, one is literally
Aeryndel: So that’s how it’s going to be, right?
DM: a bugbear, the other appears to be a dragonborn, all just kind of staring you down as you notice
Shain: You
DM: that most of the people in the room have kind of vacated.
DM: As they just kind of look and say, we’re really going to need you to leave here.
DM: Unfortunately, once again, we’re just following city ordinance.
Aeryndel: So you don’t know where I can find the fingers discount?
DM: The fingers discount is not a business I am familiar with.
Aeryndel: Any idea where they might be?
Aeryndel: I’m trying to find whoever’s up on the leader.
Aeryndel: I used to be affiliated with them, back in their prime.
DM: they just kind of like look between each other and say once again we do not know of a fingers
DM: discount but we we are gonna have to ask you to leave
Aeryndel: Oh, did they rebrand?
DM: That’s kind of like, say what once again, sir, please leave as kind of one of the leaves
Aeryndel: Did they rebrand?
Aeryndel: I always hated the name.
Aeryndel: I just did not have the guts to tell them.
Aeryndel: That’s not my name.
Aeryndel: My name isn’t please leave.
DM: the group and kind of heads out the door as you kind of hear him just kind of
DM: yell can we get some guards over here as about four or five guards kind of
Aeryndel: All I did was buy a drink and ask for shady dealings.
DM: follow him back in and they say sir once again we’re asking you to leave this
DM: establishment as we do believe that you are drunk even if you are not this is
DM: private property, and we have the authority to request any customer to leave.
Aeryndel: Oh!
Aeryndel: Oh yeah, these guys are affiliated with the Fingers Discounts, like a little mob group.
DM: As you say that, one of the guardsmen says, uh, shady dealings, do you wanna…
DM: And do you have proof of this?
Aeryndel: But every time I bring it up, they’re like, well, I don’t have proof per se, but every
Aeryndel: time I bring it up, they go, they don’t know what it is, and I feel like that’s just kind
Aeryndel: of bullshit.
Aeryndel: And as soon as I brought it up, they’re like, the Orc is like, I need you to leave, you’re
Aeryndel: drunk.
Aeryndel: high elf.
Aeryndel: It is physically impossible for me to get fucking drunk.
Aeryndel: Also I have a
Aeryndel: court order for my judge friend!
DM: The guard kind of sighs and says,
Aeryndel: Okay, what if I told you that I am friends with Aragorn Mortensen?
DM: Well, I understand, sir.
DM: Unfortunately, they do have the authority to deny service to anyone.
DM: And as such, if you don’t vacate, you will be trespassing and we will have to arrest you.
DM: That does not change the law, sir.
Aeryndel: Even if he was just promoted to Lieutenant General?
DM: Even a lieutenant-general would not be able to bypass the law.
Aeryndel: Damn, this country sucks.
Aeryndel: Okay, I’ll just go to the casino down the street and ask them the same question.
DM: Sir, please vacate the premises.
Aeryndel: Okay, bye!
DM: As he kind of leaved… Can I get a perception check, please?
DM: All right, let me roll up on my end.
Aeryndel: That is an 18.
DM: Alright, with that, as you kind of leave and you’re walking down the city street, you kind
DM: of notice at the corner of your eye that somebody appears to be tailing you.
Aeryndel: As I noticed, I’m just going to keep walking normally and then find a…
DM: They’re kind of on the shorter side, maybe like 4’6”.
DM: They have a dark hood over them as they’re trying to stealthily kind of follow.
DM: You can tell that they’re not really strangers to doing this, but they’re not necessarily skilled in it either.
DM: As you kind of turn into the alleyway, you kind of glance behind you again to check.
Aeryndel: like, alleyway type thing to turn into.
DM: They are kind of following you.
DM: They kind of keep running and then hiding behind an object or trash bag or anything
DM: that they possibly can.
Aeryndel: How many feet behind me are they?
DM: If you were to guess, maybe 10, 12 feet,
DM: they’re pretty close, in all honesty.
Aeryndel: And then at the corner of my eye, I’m going to look at him glance, and then I want to
Aeryndel: use Blessing of the Raven Queen to teleport right behind him and kind of grapple him.
DM: As you do, they just kind of like completely freeze up
Aeryndel: Why are you following me, little man?
DM: and kind of like shake a little bit.
DM: As they kind of look up, they say, yes.
DM: as as you do you realize it’s not a little man it is a little woman um but
Aeryndel: As I squeeze tighter.
DM: the just kind of looks up yes sir okay okay
Aeryndel: I squeeze in different areas that are not the other places.
Shain: Oh
DM: Huh?
Aeryndel: Why did you say yes, sir?
Aeryndel: Huh?
DM: What?
Aeryndel: I-I’m just saying I don’t want to squeeze in those areas.
DM: Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
DM: You’re being a gentleman.
DM: That’s deserving of a yes sir.
Shain: No
DM: Um, we’re going for the no-no areas!
Aeryndel: Yeah, I thought- I thought for some reason you were thinking I was squeezing those areas and you go,
Aeryndel: Yes, sir!
DM: No, no, no, um, but, um, uh, she just kinda says,
Shain: My mother.
DM: I-I-I was told to see who you were.
Aeryndel: Who told you this?
Aeryndel: Who sent you?
DM: M-m-my boss?
Aeryndel: Who’s your boss?
DM: Uh, S-Sir Richardson?
Aeryndel: Who is Sir Richard Sin?
DM: The owner of the casino that you were just at?
Aeryndel: Where does he live?
Aeryndel: Does he have a family?
DM: I don’t know, I’ve never seen him outside of the casino.
DM: I think so.
DM: Can you please let me go?
Aeryndel: They’re dead.
Aeryndel: Are you close to him?
Aeryndel: Are you personally close to him?
Aeryndel: Are you friends with him?
Aeryndel: Does he like you?
DM: I- I was just hired last week!
Aeryndel: Why should I trust you, huh?
DM: I don’t know!
Aeryndel: You’re the one following me.
DM: Why are you being so mean?
Aeryndel: I’ve killed for less.
DM: As you’ve said that you’ve killed for lust, they just completely kind of break down and start crying.
DM: you’re not sure you haven’t seen their face yet but given the body language and
Aeryndel: How old is this woman?
Shain: Seven years old.
DM: their height probably not that old maybe like young adult at most
Aeryndel: Ravitizing this person.
DM: Pretty much, yeah.
Shain: Good boy.
Aeryndel: Um.
Aeryndel: No.
Aeryndel: Uh.
Aeryndel: Are we in a, like, dead end?
Aeryndel: I’m gonna push her turn around push her forward and I want to see the I want to see what she looks like, you know and
DM: Yeah she’s just kind of like looking down, the hood is just kind of covering her face.
DM: just continues to cry and is trying to like back up so that way you can’t kill her like she thinks
DM: you’re going to do.
Aeryndel: Take off your hood
DM: She just slowly kind of takes off her hood.
Aeryndel: Okay.
DM: She has kind of this dark red hair.
Shain: I’ll park here.
DM: She appears to be human approximately in between the ages of like 15 to 17.
DM: as you notice that she is not wearing any shoes.
DM: The kind of cloak that she had on is kind of in
Aeryndel: let me just put the pieces together rich guy walks up to you gives you a handful
DM: tatters.
DM: She doesn’t seem to have anything of actual worth on her at all.
Shain: Good, pulls out a Glock.
Aeryndel: of gold coins and says work for me on this and you accept
Aeryndel: Tiffany family you’re all alone
DM: Mm-hmm.
DM: Okay.
DM: Go ahead.
DM: Excuse me?
Aeryndel: Insight check.
DM: Mass murderer.
DM: All right.
DM: Hey, hey.
DM: Tell me wrong.
DM: All righty.
DM: You’re pretty sure she’s telling the truth.
Aeryndel: Insight for three.
Shain: …
Aeryndel: That’s a five for insight.
Aeryndel: Is the casino affiliated with a mob group known as the Fingers Discount?
Aeryndel: Yeah?
Aeryndel: Can you testify?
Shain: Be specific, butter, tell them about all the things they’re going to do to us.
Aeryndel: So they’re threatening you, huh?
Aeryndel: Oh.
Aeryndel: What’d they say they do to you?
Aeryndel: Did they just say the word kill you?
DM: What is up with you, Fox?
Aeryndel: Is that what they said?
Aeryndel: What did they say?
Aragorn: We’re adventuring a big, palmy, keep up!
Aeryndel: I need to know who I’m dealing with.
Aeryndel: I need to know what they’re doing.
DM: She’s just gonna muggle something under her breath that you can’t really make out.
DM: I said they’d kill my brother.
Aeryndel: Speak up.
Aeryndel: Now you’re lying to me, huh?
DM: I didn’t lie, I didn’t lie.
Aragorn: It’s conflicted misusing your way influence
Aeryndel: I thought we were on a friendly relationship.
Aeryndel: No.
Aeryndel: You have a family.
Aeryndel: What are you going to do?
Aeryndel: Kill my brother?
Aeryndel: That’s why.
DM: She just kind of like looks around like conflicted.
DM: Um…
Aeryndel: I remember you was conflicted.
Aragorn: Kendrick
DM: What is you on about, dawg?
Shain: Here we go, Lola.
Aeryndel: Kendrick Lamar song.
DM: Of course it is.
DM: Um…
DM: Before, uh, she, she, she just kinda says…
DM: I’m sorry.
Aeryndel: You see, killing your brother and all, that’s a tragedy, it’s a shame, but that’s not what
DM: She looks up with pure terror in her eyes.
Aeryndel: I would stoop to.
Aeryndel: I would go lower, I would torture you both as you’re looking at each other, and then
Aeryndel: peel your eyelids open so you can’t unsee what you’re going to see.
Aragorn: Bye.
Aeryndel: Yeah, I’d kill you slowly.
Aeryndel: Not too slowly.
Aeryndel: You’ve still gotta be generous.
Aeryndel: Now, luckily, I’m not going to do that.
Aeryndel: Not yet.
Aeryndel: Not today.
Aeryndel: Now, I will say this, um, this is how this is gonna go.
Aeryndel: You’re gonna walk around, go that way, meet up with your boss, and tell them exactly what
Aeryndel: I’m about to say.
Aeryndel: And he’s currently, in this alleyway, drunk, stumbling, puking, almost looks like he’s
DM: As she just kind of runs past you.
Aeryndel: going to die soon.
Aeryndel: Tell him those exact words.
Shain: Let it go.
Aeryndel: And tell him that he looks very vulnerable right now.
Aeryndel: Uh-huh.
Aeryndel: Run along, and I just step out.
Aeryndel: And then butter.
DM: Yeah
Aeryndel: Can I put some, uh, some junk on the ground, put like a blanket over it, and then I want
Aeryndel: to teleport to the top of a roof, and I want to perch up there and wait.
DM: Yes, sir
DM: Sure after about like 10-15 minutes two of those
DM: those kind of guards, they enter the alleyway as they look around before they see the blanket
DM: that’s on the ground.
Aeryndel: I just put, uh, you know, just some stuff to make like a human form, so like some wood,
DM: They just kind of look at each other and laugh, and the drunk fool, this will be easy enough,
DM: as they walk towards the blanket.
DM: And they just kind of kick into the blanket, trying to presumably wake you up.
DM: What exactly did you throw under there?
Aeryndel: um, some, like, leather.
DM: As they kind of kick it, they kind of like tilt their head as they reach down and pick
DM: up the blanket and notice all the stuff that you kind of just threw there.
DM: What?
DM: What the?
Aeryndel: As they do that, butter, from the rooftop, can I use both my grappling hooks to shoot
DM: Do we have?
DM: Yeah.
DM: Yes!
DM: As they like look at each other, maybe we have the wrong alleyway?
Aeryndel: at them BOTH?
DM: As I’m going to need you to roll for attack on both of them.
Aeryndel: for attack on both of them uh okay let’s see
DM: If I remember correctly, that’s a plus five damage.
Aeryndel: oh yeah
DM: For the record, it’s under weapons where it says Umberstone Grappling Hook.
Aeryndel: okay first one’s a 19 plus 5 and the second one is an 11 plus 5 but I can add another 5
DM: Yeah, certainly hits.
DM: 16.
DM: That one also hits.
DM: Another one what?
DM: No, you made another.
Aeryndel: which I will
DM: Yeah.
DM: Yeah, okay.
Aeryndel: so yeah I’m just gonna
DM: That one also hits.
DM: …
Aeryndel: I’m going to use, uh, do I, I think I have like another one, right?
Aeryndel: I made another one, right?
DM: Another one what?
Aeryndel: Oh, no, I only have one grappling hook.
DM: No, you made another!
Aeryndel: Then I guess my goal would be to, I did?
Aeryndel: Yeah, okay.
DM: You said that you made one originally, and then you said next time I have
Aeryndel: Good.
Aeryndel: Uh, then, yeah, I would like to use both of them.
DM: So you guys you’ve been traveling for months
Aeryndel: Uh.
Aeryndel: Uh, I’m gonna go for both of their, uh, uh, I’m gonna go for their knees.
DM: And in fact so much so I’m gonna go and have it duplicated just that way you have one right arm and one left arm
DM: Okay
Shain: knee black hole if needed.
Aeryndel: I know.
DM: Yeah, as you just kind of shoot, and it just impales one of their knees, and you just kind
DM: of pull back.
DM: They just immediately fall stinking onto their back as you’re just pulling them closer to
DM: you.
DM: You just kind of continue to pull them, like, up the wall.
Aeryndel: They’re the only two that came, right?
DM: Yeah.
Aeryndel: Uh, how tall is the roof?
DM: The roof is about three stories.
Aeryndel: Uh, then I’m just gonna teleport back down, um, and then I’m just gonna keep reeling them
Aeryndel: in, and then as they get closer to my position, uh, the guy that I’m reeling in on the right,
Aeryndel: I’m gonna use my metal heel to stomp on the wound of the bloody knee.
DM: Are you trying to actually hurt them, they’re very weak, or are you just trying to cause pain?
Aeryndel: I don’t want to kill him.
Aeryndel: Cause pain.
DM: Yeah, as he just kinda literally yells out in pain, as the other one just kinda looks at you and says,
Aeryndel: Cause pain and torment.
DM: WHAT DO YOU WANT?
DM: !
Aeryndel: I was asking nicely in the casino.
DM: Fine, yes.
Aeryndel: I’m just trying to find him.
DM: We know the we know the fingers discount just let me go
Aeryndel: Who’s the leader?
DM: He seems to like be
DM: Stuttering not really wanting to say
Aeryndel: I stomp on his knee.
Aeryndel: I got a feeling.
DM: Serenity serenity
DM: I don’t know I don’t know I just received orders I heard she’s in the
Aeryndel: Where she’s at?
Aeryndel: Where is she?
Aeryndel: Where is she located?
Aeryndel: Is she in Intellectio?
Aeryndel: She’s in the Leylight Isles.
Aeryndel: Are you sure you don’t know?
Aeryndel: As I press a little harder.
DM: I don’t know
Aeryndel: Are you sure?
Aeryndel: THINK VERY HARD, SIR!
Aeryndel: As I dive a little deeper.
DM: Thank
DM: He he’s gonna I think she’s a glimmer for us to hurt please please
Aeryndel: And then I’ll let up a bit.
Aeryndel: Now, who’s your boss?
DM: Richardson.
Aeryndel: I heard it was like, what, Mr. Rodswell?
DM: Back at the casino.
Aeryndel: Richardson, yes.
Aeryndel: Where is he at, at the moment?
DM: Mr. Richardson’s a great person.
Aeryndel: Ah, back at the casinos.
Aeryndel: Would you say he is a bad person?
DM: No, of course, well, I mean, sometimes, but they deserve it, normally.
Aeryndel: Does he, you know, kill people?
Aeryndel: Oh, were you coming here to kill me?
Aeryndel: Is that…
Aeryndel: Is that what you’re gonna do?
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Aeryndel: Answer truthfully as I press the wound.
Aeryndel: Orders from Serenity?
Aeryndel: But he’ll know.
Aeryndel: As he says that, I, uh, disguise self as him.
DM: Uh, what?
DM: As you just see his eyes just flicker with understanding of what is about to happen.
DM: As he just, just, no, please don’t kill me, there’s got to be another way.
Aeryndel: You entered your grave when you walked down this alleyway.
Aeryndel: As I pull back the grappling hook, and then I’ll take out my sword and just stab him in
DM: The other one just kind of looks over, says, look man, if you really want to sell it, you’ll
Aeryndel: the throat.
Aeryndel: And then there’s the other guy.
DM: You’ll need me to- so we’re both walking back!
Aeryndel: I don’t think I will.
DM: Yeah, yeah, it’s- it’s what we’re supposed to do.
DM: It’s- if we don’t return back together, then something went wrong.
DM: And he might not see you out of concern.
Aeryndel: Oh, no, but something did go wrong.
DM: No, no, no, no, no, no!
Aeryndel: As we both walked into the alleyway to take down that drunk elf,
DM: No, no, no, no, no, please, please, I can walk, I can walk in with you, I, I promise.
Aeryndel: Suddenly, he got up and started attacking us, and sadly, you didn’t make it.
Shain: Get up, buddy.
Aeryndel: Oh, can you?
Aeryndel: I rip the cord back.
DM: Ah!
Aeryndel: Can you walk?
DM: No!
DM: No, please!
DM: Please!
DM: I can walk just fine!
Aeryndel: You know what?
Aeryndel: I’m inclined to believe you.
Aeryndel: Get up.
DM: Yeah?
Shain: Get up, buddy!
DM: As…
DM: Hang on!
DM: Hang on!
DM: Okay, as he just kind of like stumbles and like tries to stand up, and he kind of flinches
DM: for a second, but he does fully get himself standing up and he says,
DM: See?
DM: If we walk in together, it’ll tell a better story.
DM: As he just kind of like limps down the, um, down the alleyway, he says,
Aeryndel: Yeah, yes, we did.
DM: This will tell a better story.
DM: He fought back a little, but we killed the elf, right?
DM: Ah.
Aeryndel: As he’s walking, I’m going to walk up behind him and slit his throat.
DM: He just falls to the ground with, uh, basically the look of betrayal, but expected betrayal on his face.
Aeryndel: Yeah, except I’m going to cut myself a bit.
DM: Um, yeah, I presume that you go back to the uh, to the casino.
DM: I think you can make yourself look tattered and beaten with this guy’s self without actually
Aeryndel: Make it look like I had a really bad fight.
Aeryndel: Well, yeah, yeah, I’d be disguised self, I think.
Aeryndel: Is that my spell that I have?
DM: having to hurt yourself.
Aeryndel: Oh, it’s Alter Self.
DM: Yeah, I’m almost positive you can make yourself look like Katherine Beaton with that.
Aeryndel: It’s Alter Self.
Aeryndel: Yeah, then I’ll look tattered and beaten and look like, you know,
Aeryndel: shit was rough.
Aeryndel: And I’m gonna, I’m gonna walk in and be like,
DM: Gotcha gotcha.
Aeryndel: Mr.!
Aeryndel: Mr. Richardson!
DM: The uh, some of the other guards kind of approach and say, what happened to you?
Aeryndel: That high elf man, he was crazy!
DM: Ha, but you got him.
Aeryndel: Yeah, but, I’m sorry, I forgot to say, I’m shocked, I’m in shock, the other guy, he’s
DM: What do you mean?
Aeryndel: not, he didn’t make it.
DM: You mean Aaron’s dead?
Aeryndel: That was, that was crazy, he fucking, he like, darted behind us and he just stabbed him in the back!
DM: It was my child’s godfather.
DM: He just looks like he’s so downtrodden and distraught.
DM: He looks up and says,
DM: You didn’t get the elf, then?
Aeryndel: Uh, uh, I’m pretty sure, yeah, but yeah, he was on the floor, he was bleeding out, he had no pulse.
DM: Alright, good.
Aeryndel: I- I need a- I need a report.
DM: If you just want to go rest, you can
Aeryndel: Hey.
Aeryndel: No.
DM: I can write up the report later.
Aeryndel: No, I need to talk to Mr. Richard.
DM: I can report.
Aeryndel: There’s- he was saying some weird shit.
Aeryndel: Uh, and I- I think it’s his ears only.
DM: Yeah.
Aeryndel: And it seemed pretty high up.
DM: Sure, sure.
DM: Just head towards the door.
DM: He should still be in the office.
Aeryndel: I head towards the doors as I limp.
DM: Yeah, nobody raises an eyebrow
Aeryndel: I got to stop this.
DM: so what’s happening is you kind of enter this
DM: back room.
DM: And it’s pretty much what you’d expect
DM: rich guy’s main office.
DM: Very large and lavish.
DM: Very cushy chairs.
DM: A lot of gold
DM: accents on things.
DM: There’s a safe to the side.
DM: But there’s this like really large
DM: dragonborn.
DM: There’s like actually a little bit of fire on a horn that he has
DM: hooking up the right side of his head.
DM: The left horn has just been broken off.
DM: He’s easily maybe eight foot tall, very wide and muscular, as he’s fitted himself into
DM: this like suit that’s just a little bit too small, so all of his muscles are bulging out
DM: as he’s just writing on paper, doing paperwork on his desk.
DM: As he looks up,
DM: What?
DM: What happened to you?
Aeryndel: I thought it was the guy we were chasing.
Aeryndel: He was crazy, man.
DM: Just file the report like regular.
Aeryndel: Is this Mr. Richardson?
DM: There isn’t really a nameplate, but given the context clues, you would probably assume.
DM: You just gotta pause and say something.
Aeryndel: It’s crazy, he was…
Aeryndel: The elf was talking about…
Aeryndel: Serenity?
DM: Okay, I don’t know why he would be talking about her, but uh, just out of curiosity, what uh, what did he say?
Aeryndel: She said that she was a conniving bitch who stabbed him in the back for her own self-interest
Aeryndel: and that she doesn’t care about anyone but herself, that she’s a fraud, and that anyone
DM: Yeah, sounds like her
DM: Yeah, probably
DM: I was up to you except for that last point.
Aeryndel: Everyone who’s affiliated with her is gonna die!
DM: Did he go into any more details?
DM: But you said you killed him, so why are you concerned?
Aeryndel: Yeah, he said he was gonna use his grappling hook to pierce through your neck!
Aeryndel: Yeah!
DM: Sure, as you kind of do, your concentration of alter self just kind of like begins to
Aeryndel: I know, it’s crazy!
Aeryndel: And I just shoot out into his chest first.
Aeryndel: Like, it’s probably closer to his armpit.
Aeryndel: Do I get advantage for a surprise attack?
DM: fade as you kind of resort back to the elf and you kind of shoot at- I don’t need to
DM: He’s making an attack roll by the way.
DM: We’re going to say no.
Aeryndel: He’s not, he’s not, he’s not noticing, he’s not, he’s not prepared for it.
Aeryndel: He’s currently writing on his paper, doing nothing, and I’m like, at his desk.
Shain: Lucky.
DM: True.
DM: But you did basically kind of cause him to worry a little bit by telling him that he’s
DM: He’s about to get shot in the neck.
Aeryndel: Yeah but by a dead guy who wasn’t me.
DM: You know what?
DM: I’ll let the dice decide.
DM: Hang on.
DM: All right.
DM: You get to roll with advantage.
Aeryndel: That’s way better.
Aeryndel: That is a 19.
Shain: you
DM: With a 19, you kind of hit him and kind of in the chest on the side as he just kind of
DM: looks down and looks back at you.
DM: Ugh.
DM: Magic.
DM: As he grabs
DM: the grappling hook and just
DM: pulls it out of his chest and
DM: throws it on the ground.
DM: Ugh.
DM: I always hated it.
DM: Um.
Aeryndel: I just reel it back in.
DM: As he just
DM: looks at you and says
DM: What’s your problem?
Aeryndel: Serenity.
Aeryndel: She’s my problem.
DM: She’s everyone’s
DM: problem.
DM: You’re gonna have to be more
Aeryndel: And I’m here to get rid of her.
DM: detective best of luck to you what do you why
Aeryndel: I wanna kill her.
Aeryndel: Slit her neck.
Aeryndel: Put her head on a pike.
Aeryndel: But first I gotta kill you.
Aeryndel: Oh, because you sent guys to kill me.
Aeryndel: It’s just the order way things go.
DM: she’s she was gonna send guys to kill me if I didn’t send the guys to kill you
Aeryndel: You know, eye for an eye.
Aeryndel: Either way you die, you just pick the worst route.
Aeryndel: I’m gonna do something much worse than what she would’ve.
Aeryndel: She was… oh, she was kind to her prisoners.
Aeryndel: I’m more… well…
DM: Kind to her prisoners?
DM: Who are you talking about?
Aeryndel: Oh, I’m talking about Serenity.
Aeryndel: She was kind compared to what I do.
DM: She turns her prisoners into living experiments.
Aeryndel: I’m just going to aim it.
DM: As he kinda reaches underneath his desk.
DM: I’m not going to do anything here.
Aeryndel: Careful what you reach for.
DM: As you hear a click, and kind of behind him, the safe just kind of pops open.
DM: He says, look man, I can pay you if that would make this all go away.
DM: Look, I can even give you a location.
DM: Ha, that’s what we’ve been telling the lower troops, I can give you a real location.”
Aeryndel: The Ley Light Isles, isn’t that right?
Aeryndel: Or was it a Glimmerwood?
DM: He just kind of smiles and he says, I would be more willing to tell you the location in
Aeryndel: What’s her real location?
Aeryndel: Blurred it out.
DM: exchange for you not killing me as he kind of reaches out as
Aeryndel: Have you ever seen a black hole?
DM: He’s good, that’s
Shain: I don’t even have any concept of that yet dragon.
DM: No
Aeryndel: A black hole is an object that kills everything in a certain radius.
DM: What’s a I mean, I’ve seen holes that are black I presume
DM: Yes
Aeryndel: No matter the size, you do—sorry, you don’t know what a black hole is.
DM: More magic.
DM: I’m sure
DM: Look, I could give you the information you want, or I could simply order my men to kill you here.
DM: Yeah, he’s clearly going insane as he just kind of turns around and pushes the safe shot.
Aeryndel: So you know the hole of Intellectia?
Aeryndel: that, but a huge crater.
Aeryndel: Oh.
Aeryndel: I didn’t want money anyways.
DM: I mean, couldn’t you settle for one over the other?
Aeryndel: I do want her location, and
Aeryndel: I also do want she dead.
Aeryndel: If I can get both in like a package deal, that would be great.
DM: He just kind of sighs.
Aeryndel: Only if you answer a few of my questions.
DM: How about this?
DM: I’ll answer three of your questions in exchange for you not killing.
DM: Completely truthfully.
DM: Then, uh, any outcome except for my death is acceptable, uh, presumably if you have
Aeryndel: But if I don’t like the answers, then that might change my outcome.
Aeryndel: How about prison?
DM: such authority.
Aeryndel: Well I know a judge.
DM: As do I.
Aeryndel: I could call him in here and be like,
Aeryndel: Hey, can you tell some guards to come over here and arrest these people?
Aeryndel: Five, they’re a finger discount.
Aeryndel: They’ve been looking, they’ve been trying to get information on you, to be honest.
DM: I am most certainly aware.
Aeryndel: Are you willing to go to prison for your crimes?
DM: I have committed very few, if any, crimes, none of which are worth prison.
Aeryndel: Well, you sent people to kill me.
DM: No serenity did that.
DM: I was merely a messenger.
Aeryndel: That still makes you guilty by association.
DM: And that’s according to the law.
DM: See, it was very clearly ruled thirty years ago that a messenger of a serial killer is
Aeryndel: You’re a snake, you know that, right?
DM: not guilty of actually any crime.
DM: Yes, I am most certainly aware.
DM: Now, back to the deal at hand.
DM: Three questions, all
DM: truthful answers, in exchange for not killing me.
DM: How does that sound?
Aeryndel: I don’t know if I like this deal, because I also just want you dead, there’s a part
DM: I carry the one.
Shain: Just a young girl, huh?
DM: What did I ever do to you?
Aeryndel: of me that just wants to kill you.
Aeryndel: friend to kill a young girl’s brother?
DM: I don’t even know her brother.
DM: I just said that and she just started listening to me.
DM: It was a pretty convenient situation.
Aeryndel: To be honest, smart move.
Aeryndel: I would have done the same.
Aeryndel: Throw shit at the wall and hope it sticks.
DM: You know what?
DM: How about this?
DM: Three questions and answers,
DM: and I’ll tell the girl I let the boy go.
Aeryndel: See, but I’m not gonna be around here any longer,
Aeryndel: so I don’t know if I can truly keep that promise.
Aeryndel: And last time I let other people handle my business,
DM: says, oh you don’t have to worry about me breaking my deal as he kind of reaches out his hand and it
Aeryndel: it turned out to be this.
DM: kind of shines with blue magic.
DM: You just kind of instinctually know because this is magic of the
Aeryndel: Okay, let’s come to this agreement.
DM: world that’s been around for a while.
DM: He’s obviously a broker.
DM: Any agreement you guys come to he will
DM: fully uphold.
DM: Very well, he just kind of reaches out his hand.
Aeryndel: You answer four of my questions, truthfully.
Aeryndel: And you don’t harm the girl’s family.
Aeryndel: Or the girl itself.
Aeryndel: And you know which girl I’m talking to, the one you sent to tell me.
DM: Of course, of course.
DM: I was concerned they were dead.
Aeryndel: And you don’t try to come after me for killing your underlings.
DM: And so they were dead.
DM: Sounds fair.
DM: In exchange, you don’t kill me or any more of my underlings.
DM: Purposefully, of course.
Aeryndel: If they fuck with me, I’m killing them, I’m just letting it be.
DM: Of course, of course.
DM: But I’m just saying you don’t go after them as just being acquaintances of mine.
Aeryndel: Yeah, fuck it, why not?
DM: As you kind of shake your hand, you kind of feel just magic surge for a second.
Aeryndel: Okay, um, it’d be nefarious if I just start asking personal details like where his family
DM: Very well.
DM: Ask away.
DM: That would be horrendous.
Aeryndel: I mean, but that would be right up Arendelle’s alley!
DM: It really would be.
Aeryndel: Aw, dude, it would be so fuckin’ funny, but, yeah, I don’t know, um, I guess the first
DM: So where does your mom live?
Aeryndel: Next question would be, is the City of Intellectia in on the Five Fingers discount?
DM: Yeah, most of the city is mostly under the control of them due to various means, but
DM: mainly through the act of purchasing people’s debts, then they raise the interest rates
Aeryndel: Okay, but, as I’m interrogating him, is it possible for me to have activated my Sending
DM: and basically have the finger on everyone.
DM: Yeah.
Aeryndel: Stone to Aragorn so he catches all of this just in case he wants to do anything with
DM: Sure.
Aeryndel: it?
Aeryndel: Does he notice?
Aeryndel: Does he notice well, yeah, but like I’m saying just like in general you can
DM: Too bad everyone’s not here.
DM: But yeah, he wouldn’t really clock it, so you don’t have to worry about that.
DM: And even if he did clock it, it doesn’t matter.
DM: The agreement that you signed still says that you have the right to ask the questions and get truthful answers.
Aeryndel: Yeah, um, well the city guards dirty
DM: As far as I’m aware, none of the city guards are dirty, at least not inherently.
DM: There might be a couple that took out shady loans, but as a whole, no.
Aeryndel: Has Serenity specifically said anything about a bounty on my head?
DM: Yes, whoever kills you gets 300,000 gold.
DM: And would have a wish that they won’t get granted.
Aeryndel: I’m offended.
DM: Although I don’t know what she means by wish.
Aeryndel: That is such a low amount of gold.
DM: I agree, you’re worth at least half a mil.
Aeryndel: I was in the party who slew the dragon of Judacar.
DM: That’s just quite impressive.
DM: I honestly would not be surprised.
Aeryndel: That should at least warrant at least four million gold.
Aeryndel: She’s broke.
DM: I took out some money when my casino hit some rough ground and they bought the loan.
Aeryndel: She’s a terrible leader, by the way.
Aeryndel: Why’d you get mixed up with her?
DM: Don’t really have a choice.
DM: Hey, making a business takes capital.
Aeryndel: So you were dumb.
Aeryndel: Gotcha.
Aeryndel: I mean, I was the original leader of the Five Fingers Discount.
Aeryndel: If we met prior, then we might have struck a nice deal.
Aeryndel: No, that was three.
DM: For the record, that was four questions.
Aeryndel: I asked you about that, I asked you about that, and then I asked you, said, why did
Aeryndel: Did you, uh, uh, you know, get in business with her?
Aeryndel: I didn’t ask a fourth question yet.
DM: Mm-hmm.
Aeryndel: It was three.
DM: You asked…
DM: Crap, I was counting and I can’t think of any of the questions that you’ve asked.
Aeryndel: I asked you, uh, if the guards were dirty, I asked you if the city was infiltrated, and
DM: Yep.
Aeryndel: Then I asked you, why did you join her?
Aeryndel: The rest were not questions, they were just happenstance sentences.
Aeryndel: They didn’t end with a question.
Aeryndel: Oh, do you?
Aeryndel: Pardon me, colonel, but I’m just willing to ask another question, and then I can get the other question out of you pretty easily.
DM: At home.
Shain: Yeah.
Aeryndel: Am I that kind of person?
Aeryndel: Yeah.
Aeryndel: Where are your family and loved ones located?
Aeryndel: I don’t.
Aeryndel: Nice.
Aeryndel: Well, luckily, I already know where your home is, thanks to Aaron.
DM: I merely had to be truthful, not forthcoming.
Aeryndel: Nice guy.
Aeryndel: Yeah, he told me!
Aeryndel: He told me everything!
Aeryndel: Oh, you poor thing.
Aeryndel: He tailed you on your way home because he was infatuated with you!
DM: What?
DM: She doesn’t know where my home is.
Shain: I
DM: Aaron was gay?
DM: He had a wife.
Aeryndel: More like he admired you.
Aeryndel: He wanted to be like you when he grew up.
Shain: Was not ready
Aeryndel: He wanted to be like you.
Aeryndel: He admired you.
Aeryndel: He wasn’t…
Aeryndel: Actually, I don’t know.
Aeryndel: I didn’t ask that question before I killed him.
Aeryndel: But now that I know the location of your family, and I know where your home is, um…
Aeryndel: Where’s the location of, uh…
Aeryndel: A fuckbitch?
Aeryndel: I already won’t harm you and you know I won’t harm them.
DM: From what I understand, she has taken up a refuge with the pirates in Limstren.
Aeryndel: It was kind of just like a funny joke, but…
Aeryndel: Trust me, I mean you no harm, at the moment, and I also want to kill her to win-win!
Aeryndel: Oh, shit.
DM: It’s not like that information will help you much.
DM: Can I get out of my office?
Aeryndel: Do I walk out looking like this, or do I go back to looking like Kira?
Aeryndel: Actually, no, I’m gonna go out walking like that, if they fuck with me I get to kill them.
Aeryndel: As I walk out.
DM: Everybody let him leave!
DM: Don’t stop him!
DM: Oh
Aeryndel: I already slammed through the door, I started running.
DM: What some of them kind of reach out to grab you but he kind of busts through his offices nobody touch the elf let him leave
Aeryndel: As I’m running, I turn around and just give like a big, fuck you.
Aeryndel: Yes, I’m standing by the door like, fuck you, and I go sit down and be like, can I get one
DM: Before stopping by the bar and ordering another cop
DM: Oh my god!
DM: Hahaha!
DM: Martin just looks at you, he just like smirks, and grabs like a big cup, and gives a like
Aeryndel: more bartender?
Aeryndel: And it’s a go-glass.
Aeryndel: Yes!
DM: triple helping into it, before he says, do you really need the umbrella?
Aeryndel: Thank you very much.
DM: Of course, of course, who was I kidding?
DM: As he has to like physically push it in.
DM: There you go, sir!
DM: you uh in the call with uh with everyone you just pull out your pocket hey yo eric i hope
Aeryndel: And I just darted.
Aeryndel: Yeah!
Aeryndel: I ended up calling the airport.
Aeryndel: Oh god, all that.
Aeryndel: Uh, basically, I was interrogating somebody, and, uh, I didn’t know what to do, and I just
Aeryndel: darted.
Aeryndel: And I was like, I don’t know what to do.
DM: I hope you caught all that.
Aeryndel: Basically, I was interrogating somebody, and I turned on my sending stone to you so you
Aragorn: Oh
Aragorn: The first what I just came back what’s up
Aeryndel: heard all the information that he spouted, in case you want to do something with it.
DM: Long story short, most of Intellectia is like yoinked under the fingers discount.
DM: With the exception of the guards.
Aeryndel: just if you I’m not asking you to do anything I just like if you wanted to
DM: Aragorn, just in the middle of trying to run a city, butt-dialed by his friend, thinking
Aeryndel: know there you go you have that information
Aragorn: Boom
Aeryndel: All righty, my game plan is to head over to Dysernia.
DM: nearly torturing somebody.
DM: All right, so what’s your game plan, sir?
Aragorn: Middle fighting something cool shit metal
DM: Alright, your journey to Discernia will take a crisp two weeks.
Shain: Yep, he starts picking that one.
Aeryndel: Okay, yeah, yeah, I’ll just go ahead and do that.
Aragorn: Mm-hmm
DM: I presume that you just go ahead and get on the horse and begin your journey.
DM: As you are traveling and having a grand old time with your horse, nothing seems to go
DM: awry.
DM: Rain comes and goes, the winds kind of shift directions a little bit, but it’s not a problem
DM: for you at all as you just continue to waddle on your way.
DM: You eventually come to Desenia, the trade town that you spent literally no time in at
Shain: You notice you have a dodecahedron in your hand.
DM: all because you guys literally flew over the city and left.
DM: As you enter the city, you are not very familiar with the layout, but you slowly figure it
DM: out as you take a look around just kind of no just kind of exploring the city
DM: that you’ve not really been in before.
DM: One of the restaurants kind of calls out
DM: to you.
DM: It’s titled Underground Eccentricities as it kind of has a kind of red aesthetic which is
DM: not very common around here.
DM: You kind of just kind of peer inside and open the door as they appear to
Shain: OK.
Shain: Oh.
DM: be a unique like I can’t think of the correct word they sell a lot of fried
Shain: What?
Aeryndel: Oh, yeah.
DM: food but what is my cat doing okay as you as you kind of find a seat and sit
Aeryndel: Southern.
Aeryndel: Slickin’ your balls.
Aeryndel: Shane Dawson style.
Shain: Oh my gosh.
DM: down.
DM: After a couple minutes, you see somebody who is familiar to you.
DM: It’s
DM: your wonderful friend, Maryse, from the thing.
DM: She kind of runs out and
DM: she has a big apron on and she just kind of runs out and says I can’t
Aeryndel: I mean, wow, I didn’t even know you were here!
DM: I can’t believe you came back.
DM: She kind of pauses and says,
DM: I told you I was making a restaurant, didn’t I?
DM: I didn’t say that.
Aeryndel: You must have told Shane and Aragorn.
Aeryndel: I wasn’t with them at the time.
DM: Right, we split up back then.
Aeryndel: Yeah, we did.
DM: How is Shane?
Aeryndel: He’s in a better place.
Aeryndel: Oh, he’s not dead, he’s not dead, he’s not dead, he’s not dead.
Shain: Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha
DM: and he just kind of immediately droops.
Aragorn: Persona, Persona, Persona, Persona, Persona, Persona, Persona, Persona, Persona, Persona,
DM: No.
DM: Oh.
Aeryndel: I’m pretty sure he’s in a different plane of existence.
DM: Well, um, good pitch for him.
Aeryndel: Remember how he was talking about how he wanted to go home and everything?
Aragorn: I just called, hey, hey, hey Arendelle, you remember that, you remember that Shane dying
DM: Yeah, he did fumble about that a whole lot.
Aeryndel: He finally made it home.
Aeryndel: I think.
DM: What?
DM: Jane’s dead.
Aeryndel: I hope.
Shain: This is true.
Aragorn: theory?
Aragorn: I think it might be true.
Aragorn: Just imagine.
Aragorn: Shane’s dead, we found his body in the dumpster, snortin’ coke.
Aeryndel: I get the phone call, Shane’s dead.
Aragorn: Honestly, honestly, Shane was either dying of drug overdose or dying when he went home.
Aeryndel: Shane’s dead, dead as a doornail.
Aragorn: There was no in-between.
DM: Do you guys actually currently know what happened to Shane, because I know that, oh, yeah, okay.
Aragorn: Nope.
Aeryndel: Yeah.
Aeryndel: I have an
Aeryndel: idea, but I wasn’t there for the session.
DM: Um, gotcha, uh, anyways, uh, she says, well, um, let, let me go make you some food.
Aeryndel: Not fully.
DM: I’m sure you’re hungry, you came in here for a reason.
Aeryndel: I would appreciate it.
DM: As she kind of turns and runs back to the chef and you just hear kind of basically a
Aeryndel: Yeah, mainly
Aeryndel: Yeah, I’m just waiting.
Aeryndel: Yeah.
Aragorn: It’s fucking raw!
DM: tone shift as she was like speaking to you really polite and a nice light voice.
DM: She gets in the kitchen and she says, it’s raw, fix it again!
Aeryndel: Gordon Ramsey!
Shain: Yes, Chef!
DM: After about like 5 to 10 minutes, she comes back out with a really large plate full of
Aeryndel: He’s fuckin’ ruining it!
DM: fried foods of varying different kinds.
Aeryndel: Oh shit, my cholesterol.
DM: And she just kind of places it down in front of me and she says, I learned how to cook
DM: and I couldn’t stop.
DM: And so the kind of foods that are in front of you, most of which you’re not really sure
DM: exactly what it is.
Shain: You
DM: just know that it’s a lot of fried food, but the specifics are kind of unknown to you.
DM: But she does just kind of sit there kind of expectantly for you to like eat some of it.
Aeryndel: I’ma dig in.
Aragorn: Biggin’ in yo’ butts, man.
Aeryndel: What looks the most appealing on the platter?
DM: Uh probably this like um it’s kind of like round uh kind of patty that’s been deep fried.
Shain: Not danger
DM: It has this golden color to it, but you’re not exactly sure what it is.
DM: But it certainly looks tasty.
Aeryndel: Just a fucking pork chop.
Aeryndel: I’ll try it.
Aeryndel: Is there cutlery or am I in my raw dog in this the game paused
DM: Nah, you raw dogging this.
DM: Please stop sitting on my keyboard.
DM: As you bite into it, you get a very wide variety of flavors, but it is most certainly no kind
Aragorn: Sorry bro, I’m having too much fun.
Aeryndel: I’m raw dog it.
Aeryndel: I’m raw dog in this airport
Shain: Chicken.
Aeryndel: Well
Shain: It’s L.
DM: of meat you’ve had before.
Aeryndel: Mystery meat the meat of the bullies
DM: cannot place what it is.
DM: But it still tastes fantastic.
Aeryndel: Yes, yes, it was, it was, you know, it’s a weird, it’s a weird fetish of his, but
Shain: You hear a loud, booming voice?
DM: But yeah you just kind
DM: of eat all of it and she just kind of sits there happily watching you.
DM: Before
DM: she speaks up and asks, does Shane still eat dirt?
Shain: No, no, no.
Shain: Because it tasted like garbage!
Aeryndel: Yeah, it’s a shame that he’s not on this earth to try it.
Shain: Why are you telling me that?
Aeryndel: This is really well.
Shain: I’m dead.
Aeryndel: Really well done.
Aeryndel: I love it.
Aeryndel: It’s amazing.
Aeryndel: I’m proud of what you’ve become, seeing as, you know, your origins and everything coming
DM: She just kind of smiles and says,
Aeryndel: Coming from that shithole.
Aeryndel: Might have been your home.
DM: Well, that place was certainly my home.
DM: It wasn’t that bad.
Aeryndel: The company was pretty bad.
Shain: Yeah.
DM: But this place is so much better.
Aeryndel: Look at you!
Aeryndel: I know it is!
DM: Where are you staying?
Aeryndel: Uh, should I have somewhere in town while I wait for, uh, my ride to pick me up?
DM: you staying?
DM: She just kind of smiles.
DM: Would you like to stay at my place?
DM: You guys were
DM: so welcoming to me before.
Shain: She wants so much money!
DM: As you kind of finish eating and she takes off early and
Aeryndel: I don’t mind a free stay.
Aeryndel: What is your income from that restaurant?
DM: guides you to uh right at the center of the center town there’s a just very large literal mansion
DM: um as she says well um this is this is uh I guess us for the next little bit
Shain: Just that one, okay
Aeryndel: You have a chain restaurant?
DM: oh just that one not that much
DM: She just kind of says, I think that’s what they’re called.
Aeryndel: Multiple in different locales.
DM: Oh yeah, I have eight different restaurants, each with about 13 locations.
Aeryndel: Wow, what was the place called?
Shain: Thank you.
DM: You’ve probably eaten at one before.
DM: The place that you went to, you haven’t eaten that before.
Aeryndel: What’s the location called?
Aeryndel: Like, I would assume if it’s a chain, it’s the same name everywhere else.
DM: Yeah, but the place that you went to
DM: was Underground Delicacies,
DM: or Atricies, sorry, not Delicacies.
DM: But you don’t remember seeing that anywhere else before.
Aeryndel: Damn.
Aeryndel: You surprised me yet again.
Aeryndel: It’s nice to see you doing this well.
DM: Um, she just, she just kind of smiles, says, Oh, right.
Aeryndel: Especially after what we went through back in Canada.
DM: Um, she kind of walks into the house and grabs this pouch that she had sitting there.
DM: Uh, she says, I’ve been waiting for this time.
Shain: Don’t mind if I do.
DM: Uh, next time you see Shane or, uh, Aragorn, can you please give this back to them?
Aragorn: I will accept this money.
DM: They gave me some money and I feel it’s only the right thing to do to give it back.
DM: The ethereal form of Shane shows up and be like, no one but you.
Aeryndel: I will gladly give it back to them.
Shain: I will accept this money, on behalf of my fallen brethren.
DM: No, no, no, no, actually.
DM: Gotcha, gotcha, gotcha, gotcha.
Aeryndel: Eriko just shows up with the whole battalion, I will accept this money.
Aeryndel: I’ll gladly give it back to them, and I just put it in a different bag of holding that’s
Aeryndel: not my coin purse.
Aeryndel: How much was it?
DM: Did you want to like open it up and count it or are you going to just do that later
DM: whenever she’s not paying attention?
DM: So yeah, she just kind of guides you up to a guest room that she has, and you guys just
DM: kind of basically share stories about kind of what’s been happening recently.
Aeryndel: Thank you.
DM: She tells you of her wonderful adventures and her surprisingly well thinking management
DM: capabilities.
DM: you learn that not only does she have multiple restaurants, but she’s also recently gotten into
DM: actually buying a property and leasing them out.
DM: You’re pretty sure that she is definitely
Aeryndel: Eww.
DM: somebody of quite economic prowess.
Aeryndel: That’s bloody.
DM: You do ask if she’s borrowed any money,
DM: to which she confidently says, I didn’t even know you could do that.
DM: So, you know, still
DM: kind of an idiot in some ways.
DM: But yeah, eventually you kind of go to bed and call it an afternoon.
Aeryndel: How much gold did Andrew hit?
DM: As you get back to the room and you open up the pouch, you kind of count through all the
Aeryndel: That’s good.
DM: coins and you realize that there’s 2,500 gold coins in the bag.
Aeryndel: Damn!
DM: But yeah, so what do you want to do?
Aeryndel: Pocketing that shit!
Aeryndel: Yeah!
Aeryndel: Yeah, that’s pretty much what I’m just waiting on, is like, as soon as wifey appears I’ll
DM: kind of hang out in Dysernia for a while and then leave or your wifey is pulling up like tomorrow.
DM: Yep, yep, yep, yep, yep, yep, yep, yep, yep, yep, yep, yep, yep, yep, yep, yep, yep, yep,
Aeryndel: say goodbye to her and be like, yeah.
Aeryndel: It’s nice seeing you, glad searing you do so well, I’m gonna go to a marionette.
Aeryndel: Wa-wa-wa, wa-wa-wa, fuck a lot, you know what I’m saying?
DM: yep, yep, yep, yep, yep, yep, yep, yep, yep, yep, yep, yep, yep, yep, yep, yep, yep, yep,
Aeryndel: I don’t know, I’m on a racist network, he’s behind bars.
DM: Have a wonderful breakfast that she made.
DM: It tasted very, very homey and tasty.
Aeryndel: Her food used to suck, right?
DM: Yes, it wasn’t necessarily that great.
Aeryndel: Ah, dude, the character arc is crazy.
Aeryndel: She went from being shitty cook…
DM: Of course, you weren’t there for her the three months
DM: that she was literally head chef on a boat.
Aeryndel: Well, yeah.
Aeryndel: She went from that to fuckin’ Colonel Sanders.
DM: Colonel Sanders.
DM: But yeah, you basically say, hey, fantastic seeing you, got a dip, my wife’s here, okay.
Aeryndel: I will give her a sending stone.
Aeryndel: Maybe she’ll cater for my wedding.
DM: As you kind of head towards the docks, and once again, you see the very familiar boat.
DM: uh sorry um the the gilded osprey as uh you kind of um board and standing kind of on the
DM: deck is your honestly steaming hot wife i forgot how she looked dog
Aeryndel: Hold the pick up, hold the pick up.
DM: hang on do i have do i have her i should have her actually in here why do i not actually have
DM: in here.
Shain: How so?
DM: This is Blasphemy of the Highest Order.
DM: Can I do this?
DM: Yeah.
DM: No, she would not.
Aeryndel: Yeah, my mother would not agree on this topic.
Aeryndel: I’m talking about my high elven mother who believes in elf on elf action.
DM: Yeah, but anyways, you guys say your hellos before quickly escalating to more than just
Aragorn: Thank you.
Aeryndel: Dude, that’s what I’m saying!
Aeryndel: Tiefling baddie!
Aeryndel: My first question is, at the bow, as soon as we lock eyes, what is her initial reaction?
DM: Hello’s.
DM: Uhm?
Aeryndel: What’s the emotion?
DM: Roll roll roll.
DM: Insight.
DM: Her, uh, initial emotion is not rated E for everyone.
Aeryndel: Natural 20, 25.
DM: Uh, but yeah, you guys, uh, go ahead and get on the boat, uh, they kind of offload the
Aeryndel: Hubba hubba.
Aeryndel: She happy, she horny.
Aeryndel: Get on a different boat.
DM: last, they upload the last of the uh the boxes and you guys set sail back to Emmeria.
Aeryndel: Um, yeah, that’s fair.
DM: And that is uh where we’re going to end it for now.
Aeryndel: When we do our session, Butter, I do want to bring up the topic of possibly going and
DM: I will tell you right now no if you have read the lore doc which I don’t think
Aeryndel: and see if she wants to go over to Lemstron, to Tail Bitch.
Aeryndel: Then I will not ask.
DM: you have but you could yeah if you see let me check here ah hold on give me a
Aeryndel: It’s pirate-infested, right?
DM: I did not press the right button at all, that sucks to be me eh?
DM: But long story short, no.
DM: The Limstrand is not just infested with pirates, it’s controlled by pirates completely and
Aeryndel: Oh.
DM: utterly.
DM: There has been no naval fleet that has been able to actually get to Limstrand.
DM: So don’t be doing that.
Aeryndel: So it’s full of lead.
DM: Probably I have no idea, I’m not…
Aeryndel: nation okay that’s her then I will not ask if I have that information I will
DM: Unless you are of those pirates, you’re not getting to that island.
Aeryndel: definitely not ask fuck that shit
DM: But yeah, wonderful session.
DM: You guys are amazing.
Aeryndel: that’s it for the whole gang that’s just