DM: welcome back to the world of Crystalis my dear friends
Cyras & Lyssandra: welcome back weary Travelers
DM: welcome back we travel these I presume that everybody has all their characters and Boundary and everything is set up to go
Lucian: yes yes
Aerendyl: actually deleted my character and I gotta start new
Rick: yeah just give me just give me or those fucking breadsticks
DM: sounds like you
DM: who do you work for CSI in the food division
Lucian: well I’m enjoyed this
Rick: stupid fight
Rick: stupid fat fucker yeah get your stuff you little bitch okay
DM: all right
DM: and the
Rick: who’s a good point back to work wagon
Rick: yes yes Mr red superhero yes
DM: in the previous season that most of you were there for that complete time no
Rick: skip recap
Cyras & Lyssandra: dude hang on Android you said that in the first thing that flashed into my mind just you know the fucking the beer in the remote image
DM: that’s for
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Aerendyl: oh
Cyras & Lyssandra: he said skip
DM: um anyways previously in the previous season you all started alumina and then Major Way throughout the nation’s going to the next continent over traveling through Bondurant Lavon Tia and Kildare I’m trying man
Rick: guys I think my promote is broken bro
Lucian: it’s Andrew on
DM: short bits into the last real you explored a only a fraction of what the world had to
DM: get yes they
Cyras & Lyssandra: okay we’re getting the previously on right now
Rick: why do you look like boys critical right now
DM: kind of
Cyras & Lyssandra: what I understand
Cyras & Lyssandra: I understand that this is technically not like something my character would know has there been any time skip
DM: um there has been yes we are taking place give me just one second I’m sorry I should have had this already open but I did not
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Cyras & Lyssandra: we start the campaign off and it’s Wagon at Miguel poster
8 which from where you guys last left off is at least
DM: seven to eight months I believe
Cyras & Lyssandra: all right
Lucian: no dragon don’t
DM: so yes we’re starting Moon dream 8 which is a little further into the year it’s kind of fall to wintry time
DM: but yes you guys visited parts of the last real and only really touched on a few of the real locations now we are kind of shifting gears and we are starting in the nation of America
Lucian: bless you he said to Maria and he is
DM: thank you very much
Cyras & Lyssandra: he said I missed that means something that means something right that right
Lucian: right now that
DM: far away from the horse and Lumia and the changes in Levant settled to the north of the Elven armed nation of the last Rail and to the west of the gnomon Dwarven Homeland the great mountains of the year
Rick: so that’s why I get
DM: is the home of dragonborns and their free markets
DM: filled with talents and mercenaries reliable allies fantastic food and luxurious living but only for the few who can afford it
Rick: so wagon you know how you know how butter said so they blame themselves
DM: for everyone else it is a constant struggle to climb the economic ladder long hours excruciating work and little benefits for a little more than scraps is the continuous existence for most beings in this land however the only ones to blame are themselves money doesn’t grow on trees and there’s no such thing as a free lunch if you’re struggling you just haven’t worked hard enough
Rick: I DMV and said so instead of plugging themselves they play the beasts it’s a Guilty Gear reference
Rick: dude I I heard they blame themselves and I instantly shot up open Discord and straight to me
DM: fortunately we are going to start with the focus on a single business map who is able to persevere and found a humble get thriving coffee shop
Rick: yeah yeah
DM: at least for the past week or so
Lucian: oh my gosh
Cyras & Lyssandra: do you need these sixes tell me what G6 is not over here at all so you think of fish
DM: was because I saw you just like
Cyras & Lyssandra: dude I was I was really hoping that this was going somewhere along the lines of fucking um
DM: I was like
Cyras & Lyssandra: oh my God fucking it doesn’t matter if you can’t afford it we’re in poor living and another example of poor living and we tell over to fly
Lucian: it doesn’t matter if you can’t afford it
Cyras & Lyssandra: you know when I get this
Lucian: that’s no I literally what’s the second the same thing
Rick: do I get whatever last poverty he would have two less of food
DM: in case you didn’t pick it up my guys been running a coffee shop for a week he’s doomed to fail
Cyras & Lyssandra: these two
Rick: I love you
Lucian: bless you excuse me
DM: to the culture here your wallet is running a little bit lighter than it was whenever you arrived
DM: but all in all nothing too bad you have recently heard tale of a new coffee shop that recently sprung up selling this very exotic thing that they calls coffee it’s called Dom’s first Brew
Rick: A fly flies out
DM: you you’re curiosity LED you on this very fine morning had a crisp 8 a.m. to head on over and see what’s going on
DM: however when you arrive instead of seeing the expected line of very happy people during this mysterious liquid and stead you see people leaving kind of in anger or disappointment
DM: as you kind of walk through the crowd and enter the into this coffee shop as it’s called you notice that the place is an autograph
DM: the the chairs have been turned off to the side there’s broken wood all over the ground you know this and strange bottles just littered around the place
DM: the kind of main counter area clearly it was scraped up with an axe or some type of sharp object very clearly made to destroy something not not anything gone wrong some this was a deliberate attempt
DM: you notice Pixies character sitting there kind of just taking it all in flexi would you like to describe your character
Lucian: yes sir so uh dragon you would see standing there kind of like back like towards you
Lucian: a human male
Lucian: around I don’t know probably 27 very young the
Lucian: oddness tomb though is that he looks like
Lucian: picture Humanity if Humanity or human could look perfect in terms of like Clean Skin perfect everything not like makeup per se but like just yeah yeah not like a jawline but you know what I mean though right um
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DM: he was blessed with clear skin types of situation
Lucian: blessed was yeah very much he’s got like
Aerendyl: so not sounding
Lucian: like this kind of hybrid in his hair it’s like a short wavy cut that goes back it’s about down to a little past his ears in terms of hair
Cyras & Lyssandra: oh my God is flux playing another twin
Rick: oh holy guacamole
Cyras & Lyssandra: oh my God flux
Aerendyl: we’re gonna rotate
Lucian: almost and when he looks at you his eyes kind of have this brown into fading gray and the center that kind of give you the sense of awe and this is expensive not knowing no like no way that you haven’t seen anyone else like this before and he is wearing basically a I can’t describe it I’ve tried to look it up because I used AI but just kind of got an idea in the chat with Foundry it’s essentially a
Rick: yeah I’m fucking him Raw
Rick: no lube all nine inches of my raw cock
Rick: damn right it’s white
Rick: he’s hybrid Danger
Lucian: sweater would like these Diamond patterns of like brown and it looks very cozy to say the least like something someone would wear like a
Lucian: college campus or something
Lucian: oh you have no idea yet and underneath
DM: I’m sorry here it is full screen that bad boy
Lucian: essentially and flashbang
Cyras & Lyssandra: Here Andrew go off go off go off
Lucian: know it can be a second you can in a minute all right I promise
Cyras & Lyssandra: Andrew said raw no lube
Lucian: and underneath is like this
Cyras & Lyssandra: okay Enter that’s enough
Lucian: you could see it’s a white tea like a white shirt and a like black tie so it’s like professional casual
Lucian: and yeah he just turns and looks at you and he’s like oh
Lucian: can I help you with I’m kind of not open at the moment
Lucian: there’s no way
Cyras & Lyssandra: it’s smaller than the die ever
Lucian: Honestly though yeah you’re not wrong it’s smaller
DM: this is why it takes us four hours to play D&D
Aerendyl: it’s the diagram
Cyras & Lyssandra: it’s smaller than the diagram
Lucian: you ruined my character by the way and less than 10 seconds
Rick: he heard the voice and I instantly saw you ever see those memes where it’s the flashbang images I just saw a flashback of Hymer Danger
Cyras & Lyssandra: it’s smaller than the Niagara
Aerendyl: the library
Lucian: oh as he turns and he said that by the way he he tries to give you like the smile at the end of that sentence but catches himself and like just gives you a regular
Lucian: I don’t know like a smirk basically very much like trying to yeah like that no not like that Andrew but you know if I had a camera out do it you know um
Cyras & Lyssandra: Flex my webcam it’s four dollars
Lucian: basically but yeah you just kind of standing there
Cyras & Lyssandra: I wasn’t asking
Rick: The Five Below
Aerendyl: this is your establishment
Lucian: hmm that’s what we could go yes
Aerendyl: what happened
Lucian: I don’t know some
Lucian: people came in here
Lucian: mixing I know
Lucian: I can’t do this anymore and you don’t look at me don’t give me a joke I know you’re looking at me
DM: yeah I started I like the accent
Lucian: I do
Rick: know I like the accent it’s big it’s just can’t get hyper thing or out of my head now
Aerendyl: no no it’s good
DM: he would refund
Lucian: I know me I’m trying to focus
Lucian: all right I’m deleting Heimerdinger all right
Aerendyl: log in
Lucian: so yeah basically people came in and looks like I know it’s
Lucian: terrible again it took me like a week to fix this up
Lucian: and I like I don’t know about you but I don’t like it in my hands dirty that much it’s poor taste
Aerendyl: um so I’m just a little confused as to like
Aerendyl: the security around here you open a shop
Lucian: I buy accidentally open the shop let’s just say this I
Lucian: there with me a moment sir let me just tell you really quick story I come in here a Marion I think that’s open on so anyway and a man goes hey
Lucian: this building sucks
Lucian: so I take the keys and I go
Lucian: and then rub out all the problems this does you know usual stuff paint it make it look nice
Lucian: next thing I know I’m selling coffee here
DM: my guy fell for the common scam of here take this free building
Rick: he broke the Indian scam of here’s the keys to my mansion
Aerendyl: what is coffee
Lucian: oh um so you see all of a sudden he starts looking around frantically and you can see there’s like glass and stuff shattered on the floor presumably rappers to like muffins in like the casing were like the register would be and mind you this place kind of still has that cozy feeling even though things have been ripped up it’s just kind of lack luster in terms of how bright it is
Aerendyl: bro bro got emu Starbucks
Cyras & Lyssandra: dude he’s a tweet that works at Starbucks it’s Eli bro he’s alive
Lucian: basically and
Lucian: I I literally said this
Rick: won’t be sitting here
Lucian: I literally I said that
Lucian: all right you want me to want me to tell you what came up with this character
Rick: I am now God I am fighting you from this world yeah
Lucian: I don’t even know what he did I’m gonna be on with you I just said I want to play
Cyras & Lyssandra: just tweak who works at Starbucks here playing Eli
Rick: he works at Starbucks
Lucian: essentially I guess but I’m just better
Cyras & Lyssandra: he also kind of looks like Eli
DM: but does Eli own a Starbucks
Cyras & Lyssandra: he kind of his character kind of looks like Elijah
Lucian: no you guys got a beard right you gotta beard
Rick: flux does he have curly hair
Lucian: it’s not currently
Rick: so he
Rick: does he have curly hair
Lucian: no not really it’s more wavy
Cyras & Lyssandra: if you look at that picture of fluxes character again that looks like you lie
Rick: he’s Eli he’s Eli
Cyras & Lyssandra: you like I got an anime funny yes
Cyras & Lyssandra: not yet Andrew puncture puncture his eyes out blind him
Aerendyl: we walk in
Lucian: I don’t know even doing anymore I lost track I’m using everybody but your hand
Aerendyl: mute everybody else
Cyras & Lyssandra: personally we lost the script
DM: at the scene for you a little bit there’s a handful of things left none of them are edible
Lucian: oh I remember yeah
Lucian: yeah and like you can see I’m looking and I’m like it’s oh
Lucian: these people okay um so let’s just say this I have this kind of
Lucian: being you could say that filtered into water it sounds disgusting but it’s actually kind of delectable and you kind of like heat it up ported and then people love it I don’t get it
Aerendyl: a bean
Lucian: be like
Lucian: you know
Lucian: the kind you
Lucian: I’m sorry who are you
Aerendyl: I who are you I just
Lucian: I’m the coffee shop owner people left you
Aerendyl: and I’m a customer question mark
Lucian: I mean if you want to be a customer I can get you something but
Aerendyl: I heard something about
Aerendyl: what is it Dawn’s Don’s first Brew
Lucian: don’t yes don’t just my company
Lucian: well like solo company I don’t have anyone that hired I don’t have the luxury to do that
Aerendyl: well then you
DM: and it’s so unprepared to run a business
Aerendyl: so okay if you may you know humble me for saying
Aerendyl: see someone gave you this shop and you go
Aerendyl: fuc it
Lucian: yeah essentially
Aerendyl: you you didn’t just you know like you could have just hand the key to some random homeless person be like
Lucian: that’s what he did to me that’s what he did to me so do I take one down pass it around like
Cyras & Lyssandra: push that fucking we ball
Aerendyl: you know
Aerendyl: what the next person
Aerendyl: yeah you give it to someone else
Lucian: the next person I can’t talk with the next person there’s no one else to give it to no one wants this piece of junk that was before
Aerendyl: doesn’t throw it away are you paying taxes on this bitch
Lucian: I don’t know
Lucian: I don’t know if I’m paying taxes I don’t know what those are
Aerendyl: what do you mean you don’t know
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Cyras & Lyssandra: he starts crying
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Cyras & Lyssandra: no no no
DM: just hear a knock at the door uh I just wanted to notice you ain’t got no tax documents
Lucian: all right
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Lucian: okay I was like imagine
DM: know I’m just gonna just
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Aerendyl: what I’m saying it’s you have access to a building
Aerendyl: you’re not are you paying anything in terms of like
Aerendyl: the building
Rick: I don’t care who the IRS sends I’m not paying my taxes
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Lucian: I mean I I actually should be fair I believe in open for like I don’t know a week
Lucian: yeah I’ve had business okay people come in a lot actually those people came in but then they left
DM: by the way you still hear a crowd of people that are like walking up looking in the windows and then promptly turning around
Lucian: that reminds me one second sir and I’m going to turn it walk over to the door and just hold out my hand is like attention everyone um sorry apparently I’ve been wronged um so this is gonna take some time to recover from this um please send you prayers if you have those and whatever else humans do
Lucian: let’s enjoy it
Rick: a local atheists surrounded in the building
Lucian: cool and then
Lucian: and then I’m gonna turn back around and
Lucian: like again he looks at you and like he stops a big smile for coming through like you notice this is the second time he’s done it
Lucian: um and he’s just looking at you oh but okay so
Lucian: I’m I shouldn’t use my matters where where are they I’m Lucian
Lucian: and he reaches his hand out
Aerendyl: which hand left or right
DM: Andrew I will mute you I swear
Cyras & Lyssandra: put her please just kill him
Aerendyl: I’ll reach out with my flat hand
Lucian: and I’ll swap like I was lifting it’s cool
Aerendyl: so I left it
Aerendyl: and my name’s Aaron Dell yeah so like
Lucian: nothing there
Aerendyl: who robbed you do you even know or do they
Lucian: I should I make no enemies I’m here just strictly because I
Aerendyl: I don’t
Lucian: board doubt it
Lucian: I hate when people hate me
Cyras & Lyssandra: I hate
Lucian: I hate that
Lucian: I try to be likable I mean
Lucian: shut up voice in the sky
Aerendyl: okay question
Aerendyl: actually this is a great question what’s your price is
Aerendyl: on your coffee
Lucian: well at the moment I’m just using
Lucian: one good point
Lucian: don’t look at me my love
Aerendyl: go a gold coin
Lucian: yeah yes
Aerendyl: for a drink
Lucian: no sorry
Lucian: wait a second I just
Aerendyl: a singular drink
Lucian: he’s got married so oh
Lucian: when I say go I meant more like that I don’t know a couple silver pieces I really like
Aerendyl: how rich are you that you can’t tell the difference between Gold Silver and copper
Lucian: well this listen hmm I think about it you make a good point
Lucian: I don’t
Rick: are you color blind
DM: he’s just been leaving the donation tab open doesn’t feel like pay what feels right
Cyras & Lyssandra: a coffee spelled backwards
Lucian: but um I have actually I think I’ve heard your name before you are you I’m just you want a newspaper
Rick: gonna fucking kill you
Aerendyl: excuse me
Lucian: Adventurer Alvin Noble recently got married to what was that name I don’t even know they actually wasn’t in the paper and I think about it
Aerendyl: I was in the news
Lucian: yeah you’re in the news
Lucian: darling you’re in the news think about that
Aerendyl: I started looking behind my let’s start looking behind myself yeah there’s anybody’s trying to come and get me I have a bounty on my head
Lucian: you paparazzi paparazzi
Cyras & Lyssandra: it could be the face of my brand
DM: roll a perception check
Aerendyl: first role of the season
Lucian: first role season 2 first role season 2
Rick: first row of season 2
DM: prepare anoya how else would this how else would we do it
Lucian: listen I know I found gay but I’m not okay
Rick: rolling balls check
Lucian: I know you’re thinking it I know you thinking I sound gay but I promise I’m not and they said oh no
Aerendyl: he’s gay
Rick: he’s gay he’s so gay he’s so gay
Aerendyl: run and hide
Aerendyl: so we suck that’s a nine for nothing
Rick: you know
DM: pretty sure nobody’s looking at you through a window from a second floor to from the second story of the building across the street
Cyras & Lyssandra: sea kale
Rick: was it a mighty nein
Aerendyl: I mean like like know as a 90
Cyras & Lyssandra: Flex I don’t know what demons are summoning in your mic but we don’t hear it over there
Lucian: that’s my wife she’s whispering to me
Aerendyl: so that was in the news I’m in the news I’m in the paper
Rick: Angle now
Lucian: I mean it’s not like a drawing of you or anything but yeah you’re the news I just
Aerendyl: name and all
Lucian: do I recall let me think and you just see like
Lucian: he puts a hand kind of on the counter it sits down for a second
Lucian: no I have gotten this screen
DM: just for the record it was mostly like just inside the like body of a thing where it was like under other additional information or other notable events and it just mentioned a couple of other things and it just said that him being Elven nobility recently got married
Cyras & Lyssandra: in other news
Lucian: mmm I say
Cyras & Lyssandra: to a non Alpha
Aerendyl: oh you wouldn’t
DM: it didn’t even mention that
Lucian: yeah I’m just I’m just gonna
Lucian: look over and shake my head and I know this is kind of a weird situation but maybe it’s by blind divine blessing um
Lucian: do you want to help me find out who did this really quickly
Lucian: like I mean It’s gotta be a quick thing right I mean surely if I asked I’ll just give it back to me
Lucian: why are you you can’t be here I can’t play my character if you sit right next to me I feel weird already don’t make me feel worse this character is so far out of what I normally do
Lucian: oh why did I choose it because I wanted to feel uncomfortable and I do it’s specially when you’re sitting here arms crossed have to brush teeth with you sometimes why your fingers so cold because I’m clammy my God
Cyras & Lyssandra: all right blocks
DM: I like to think that while you’re just talking to your wife your character is just deadpan staring it
Aerendyl: I’m just like
Lucian: yeah pretty much
Aerendyl: damn he really is
DM: like if you look walk away from your computer board while playing Minecraft here to just dead pants stairs
Lucian: he yeah yeah pretty much um
Cyras & Lyssandra: dude Minecraft should play that again
Lucian: and I guess at this point though I’m really gonna take a look at Arendelle what do we see anything weird that stands out to me about him
DM: you have your he has this cloak on so you can’t like make out too many details it is very clear that he has a high elf but you already know that
DM: his stature looks pretty normal nothing really stands out too much except like you can tell that he’s definitely got some muscle on them but nothing really stands out unless you like really try to look closer and that would be a perception check or investigation which I want
Lucian: uh I think at this point I would like adjust the slight tie and yeah sure I’ll make a perception check probably a disadvantage right
Lucian: excuse me my love you’re
Lucian: I feel like God Is Watching Me and judging me I’m sorry I’m just looking at what all this stuff means I’ve never all of this means I’ve seen it before but it doesn’t make any sense so that’s enough I actually I can’t see his can you tell me can you tell me what that is too dark I can’t see oh it’s a 20 yeah it’s a 20 good job
Cyras & Lyssandra: I have dark vision
Lucian: it’s a 20 so that plus I need
Aerendyl: Alexis playing a human he doesn’t have dark vision
Lucian: plus 10 so I take the 10
Cyras & Lyssandra: we win
Aerendyl: I have dark vision
DM: there’s no one was supposed to be we’re good
Rick: I know you said you want that started with shell but can I become God
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Rick: okay cool
DM: with a 16 I’m pretty sure that doesn’t even be in
DM: oh no that’s um you’re able to kind of like make out that
DM: like part of him seeing
DM: non-standard he seems to be like purposely hiding his like right hand
DM: but you’re not able to see like exact details
Aerendyl: you know I’ve been preparing for my character to receive the right hand of vecna so I can take off my metal arm at any point just
Cyras & Lyssandra: because I’m sure that’s something you’re going to get signed
Lucian: clocking off it on
Lucian: we got it we got it the session
DM: just the infinity God you just go
Cyras & Lyssandra: yeah butter can we get the hand and I have back into this session
DM: maybe next one though
DM: extra one up
Lucian: I don’t start kind of chill um so yeah then I guess at this point here stand up and kind of like go to the door and like kind of slowly gesture for Aaron’s out of luck um I guess out because
Cyras & Lyssandra: yeah fuck you
Lucian: know what I have a sneaking suspicion on who this is potentially based off of chatter from people sitting at the tables before saying about the other
Lucian: you know what I mean
DM: I mean
DM: not really um the from what you’d be able to piece together is that whoever did this was definitely taking it personally beyond that you should probably leave it up to a you know maybe a professional investigator check who spent a lot of time in multiple places dragon and has a lot of intuitive information Dragon sorry
Cyras & Lyssandra: I wonder if God’s dropping some hints here for us folks
Lucian: yeah yeah okay um
Lucian: and I was just
Lucian: I’ll stand here and I’ll be like
Lucian: well I mean I guess if you have to take a look and you want to find you who’s these people I would greatly appreciate it oh what I will say is I have the entirety of the register with a bunch of different silver whatever piece is like what I really know what whatever that is you can have it though except one thing I needed one thing back I don’t mind
Aerendyl: what do you need
Rick: butter I need to use the restroom real quick I’ll be back
Cyras & Lyssandra: kill yourself
Lucian: a thing up its you know
DM: all right
DM: just keep on
Aerendyl: it what’s in the register that you need back
Lucian: aren’t me
Lucian: and you can kind of see like you could kind of see all of a sudden like he knows he lied about like what it was so he’s really afraid that you’re just gonna bam like hit him
Aerendyl: what hurt you
Cyras & Lyssandra: you want to sleep should be beat him
Aerendyl: I’ve tortured your last
Lucian: he’s not gonna hurt me right
Aerendyl: no what do I have a reason to hurt you
Cyras & Lyssandra: not yet
Lucian: I hope not
Aerendyl: well then we’re
Aerendyl: now what was the register
Aerendyl: I like I like the truth it you know what that means right Ruth
Lucian: yeah so I’m very familiar with okay so basically it’s a bunch of money I don’t know how much
Lucian: I don’t count it
Aerendyl: and I can have it all
Lucian: gets except what he said little piece
Aerendyl: and what would that be good
Lucian: that’s something valuable personal to me that’s really small and insignificant like like a charm you could say
Aerendyl: do you know what charm does
Lucian: it was left by accident
Lucian: no it’s just making their charm like you would wear on your coach going up for an evening
Aerendyl: Insight Tech
Lucian: go for it
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DM: it turns out he really just has a Sentimental object
Lucian: let’s see
Lucian: expertise and persuasion let’s find out
DM: you missed Nothing by the way
Rick: I figured
Cyras & Lyssandra: what’s pulls out a full stick of your rainy em
Lucian: it’s a 19
Rick: we’re actually waiting on you to introduce your character
Lucian: yeah and you can tell it was 19 verses what was it dragon
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Lucian: okay so from what you could tell it’s the truth
Cyras & Lyssandra: from what you can tell press him
Aerendyl: fuck it
Aerendyl: so what you so the deal is I locate these
Aerendyl: dumb fucks who robbed you
Lucian: yes beat them up if you want to although don’t hurt them
Aerendyl: and I
Aerendyl: and I still possessions and money um
Aerendyl: what do you mean I don’t hurt them
Lucian: well like if they need to be I guess you can hurt them but like the people too
Lucian: they don’t have to be hurt
Aerendyl: do you know the rates
Lucian: I don’t know they came in here they like barbarically tour I think a part
Aerendyl: were they pointed ears dark skin
Cyras & Lyssandra: do were they dark skin there’s a crazy fucking introduction
Lucian: oh yeah it was I lived just lightly up the road and when I got down here this morning well everything’s like this sir
Aerendyl: all right
Cyras & Lyssandra: they are minority
Aerendyl: take a look around I guess
Lucian: and I’ll say Lucian just Lucy and walks over to like one of the tables with like the bench and the chair and just sit down and watch him and like you can see he’s like hiding a smile underneath where his hand is
DM: all right roll investigation please
Lucian: not a laugh a smile
DM: you can do this with Advantage if you would like to take extra long time doing it
Aerendyl: I don’t need it natural 20 25
Cyras & Lyssandra: ball ball
DM: fantastic all righty
Lucian: you want inspiration
DM: with a natural 20 you obviously start in the most obvious place in the kind of back like kitchen area you get a good look at everything this specialty the glasses that he chooses to use for the drinks they’re very strange for the area
DM: to you and I they’re called coffee mugs but since most drinks are not served warm that type of glasses very strange
Aerendyl: Mr drinking blood
DM: um you look around and see a lot of strange mostly broken tools to and different machines that are used to create these these drinks a lot of filters and such but you notice that for the most part the thieves didn’t mess with too much back here a couple things are broken of course but they mostly kind of focused on the other areas in like the back room you notice that there was what is very clearly some stacked stuff on the kind of not so hard hard floor because you can see where the crates can have left an indent in the ground and they have obviously been like pulled away not too handed so they left to scrape along the ground leading to the back
DM: you while you’re looking around you notice these little tiny glasses that are kind of littered around there about the little larger than like a healing potion lasts it’s like really small bottles could fit maybe like maybe like three ounces of liquid
DM: but there’s a bunch of them that have just been like scattered along the ground one of them has a little bit of like blue like tape or a blue paper and taped to it on one end but it was like ripped off to try and conceal what it was
DM: other than that you don’t really find much of use
DM: you are very sure that whoever did this is not talented in what they were doing all of this was very much an amateur job
DM: you’ve seen literal children make better getaways than what they did
Aerendyl: I see where they dragged the crates to the back right
DM: yeah you see kind of they kind of pulled it to the back and opened up the back entrance and just literally scraped it along the ground where you see that they were probably probably tried to lift it up onto a cart there’s a piece of wood that’s on the ground either from the cart or the crate
DM: but either way it is kind of left there it could also be unrelated but given the location it seems very likely it was part of this
Lucian: as this is happening because you’ve entered a whole different section of
Lucian: I shop apparently right but not if I’m not okay he just will peek his head around the corner just keep looking
Aerendyl: are you sizing me up
Lucian: no sizing you up and just like looking with people do I don’t know what you do for fun this is fun for you I don’t know do you find your own business
Aerendyl: okay can I expect the piece of wood that was left over and trying to figure out see some of a Craftsman myself
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DM: it sure um what exactly you’re trying to figure out
Aerendyl: and I figure out what’s species would
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Aerendyl: what type of wood is it is what tree does it come from
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Aerendyl: six
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Lucian: blah
DM: um sure
DM: it seems to be what most of the kind of wooden carts are made of from around here so it’s mostly like Oakwood nothing too special about it
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Cyras & Lyssandra: yeah
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Aerendyl: any any fancy stuff like is it stained wood
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DM: but it
DM: it does seem to be stained with something yes but you can very clearly tell that it is Oak from the part that broke off
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DM: however as you’re kind of thinking on it
Lucian: no children
Lucian: thank you
DM: you kind of are looking where the cart would have been and you notice that there is a very like large rock that they had placed kind of to stop the cart from moving
Lucian: this is outside right
Lucian: sick and there’s like
Aerendyl: is there any any bystanders nearby
DM: I mean you’re like a back alley so there is another like shop on the opposite side that you could go to um but other than that like I said it’s a back alley might have been people walking back but as of right now it is an empty alleyway
Aerendyl: can I go over to that store
DM: you want to knock on the back door do you want to kind of like go around to the front
Aerendyl: knock on the back door
DM: sure um
DM: Lucy and I assume that you’re kind of like just sitting back kind of still like there
Lucian: yeah I’m following um at this point though
Lucian: losing like reach out and just kind of like point a finger not like
Lucian: at you per se but like the yeah like I don’t know how to describe this there’s a character that doesn’t in some serious I don’t remember but essentially he’s just gently
Lucian: flings a small story like dust around you
Lucian: and for however long you want to you have a guidance up
Lucian: a little different a little more subtle you
DM: it um
Aerendyl: a little more I think
DM: so Lucy you’re basically standing next to Dragon none
Lucian: why are you laughing at me I’m literally doing what
Lucian: get out go shoot
Cyras & Lyssandra: it’s Flex flex your playing a fagg
Lucian: I get away until we can brush teeth oh my head am I gonna have to wait
Lucian: I just gonna take
Cyras & Lyssandra: flex your playing a fagot
Lucian: I just kind of the keys
Lucian: oh I
Lucian: see good play
DM: um he says as per the laws of the this city you are obligated to pay the first six months in advance now that you’ve stayed for more than seven days
Cyras & Lyssandra: fucking landlords bro
Lucian: that’s kind of a you know I I don’t know what those words mean but I’m assuming do I
Aerendyl: and Lord
Cyras & Lyssandra: he floss landlord bro
Lucian: do I need like cash or something like how much is it I can’t be that much right you’re you seem like a nice individual
DM: it’s not too much six months rent is only 235 gold
Cyras & Lyssandra: that’s that’s cheap I should be
Lucian: I have no idea
Aerendyl: it’s that’s pretty damn good
Cyras & Lyssandra: that’s pretty good right bro for six months that’s not bad
Aerendyl: there’s I don’t like where this is going though there’s a scam
Lucian: by the way by the way this whole entire thing
Lucian: you can tell that that like my character has no clue
Lucian: how much is a lot so he goes yeah this okay yeah that’s fine
Lucian: I think that happened
Lucian: by the way so is that a lot because I’m kind of curious
Aerendyl: are you asking me
Lucian: I’m asking the Dragonborn
DM: it is it says of course not 235 is just a just a little bit for me to you know make up for the for the building and maintenance such
Aerendyl: what are
Lucian: yeah the building but then
Aerendyl: this shit type of gold
Lucian: makes sense that makes sense
DM: I’m sorry
Aerendyl: is it a lot of gold for six months of rent and a Marriott
Aerendyl: it’s not not at all
DM: okay okay no keep in mind a Maria is the land of greed okay whatever the regular price is for stuff usually it’s doubled or tripled
DM: this is New York City Style rent okay this is better rent than you could probably get in the backwaters of stinking
DM: Bondurant like this is an absurdly good friend what
Aerendyl: can I get a Vibe check on the Dragonborn
DM: absolutely you can get a Vibe check what are you trying to Vibe check just like General nefariousness
Aerendyl: yeah yeah
Aerendyl: yeah yeah I want to see if he’s if he has like a trick up his sleeve
Aerendyl: in terms of a Vibe check
Aerendyl: that is going to be a 21
DM: my guy is not out for his best intentions at all this is definitely going to rip him off
DM: like he he’s trying to rip Lucy off absolutely
Aerendyl: I’m I’m gonna do is I’m gonna interject and be like so we don’t have time for this we’re trying to locate some individuals did you hear a noise from a carriage how long ago was it
DM: so yes I was meaning to let you know quiet I was thought to 11 p.m. and you had that card at like 3 a.m. and that’s just not acceptable to the other tenants here
Aerendyl: so what happened around 3 in the morning
Aerendyl: do you know where the card went
DM: that way I presume it was your card wasn’t it it was loading from your shop
Aerendyl: yeah we hired someone fudged up the numbers you know it is
DM: yes anyways like I said quite I was thoughts 11
Aerendyl: yeah we’ll get back to you Lucian follow and I’m just gonna head that direction
Lucian: okay and I just like walk in trying to keep up with you
Aerendyl: he C3PO
Lucian: sort of different way different but sort of
Cyras & Lyssandra: so gay
Aerendyl: I don’t better than Heimerdinger
Lucian: yeah honestly I’ll say c3p overheating her
Cyras & Lyssandra: they’re still a magnum okay
DM: as you kind of
DM: as you walk out kind of the alleyway in the direction that he said that it went you’re kind of placed on the kind of Main Street there it’s very busy for the for where you are as per the usual this is basically smack dab in the middle of the main like shopping area there this is relatively considered relatively high class area essentially
Rick: you look stronger than police
Aerendyl: is there any signs of anything like maybe like something wouldn’t fell off because you said the car was damaged
DM: um the
DM: sure go ahead and roll a perception check please
Lucian: oh by the way as you’re looking I think you’re just gonna hear go oh we just remembered something um I have some like visitors who are investigators you could say maybe you should go ask them too
Aerendyl: then why the fuck are you telling me to do this if you know investigators
Lucian: how do you have an adventure you look a lot more capable
Aerendyl: well yes I know what I’m doing but if you already had
Aerendyl: they you this place got robbed at three in the morning and what time is it but
Lucian: he’s saying I am
DM: it’s 8 a.m.
Aerendyl: so you
Aerendyl: so you telling me it’s been five hours since we’ve gotten robbed and only now you’re starting to take action
Aerendyl: when you knew about these investigators
DM: verifying very fine
DM: a retcon he never said that
Lucian: oh yup never mind you’re fine
Aerendyl: never mind um okay better 22 for perception
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DM: as you kind of look around for any type of wooden bits or anything it’s very difficult to kind of see anything like that on the ground
DM: but while you’re looking around you do notice something strange in the crowd there’s a like hooded figure that is running through the crowd kind of weaving their way in and out as
DM: another taller more bulky figure in the another dark cloak they seem to be wearing very similar quotes is also kind of weaving through the crowd at very fast speeds
Rick: God comes with
DM: you kind of stare and try and see what’s happening as you could have sworn what looks something like an arrow kind of get shot from one of them at the other as you see a little bit of blood as it kind of lands and the one in the front darts into an Alleyway to the side
Aerendyl: so someone’s a
DM: other than that nothing strange
Aerendyl: listen can you hold up in a fight
Lucian: like you mean hitting someone in the nose
Aerendyl: getting hit
Rick: oh God
Lucian: oh no I cannot definitely not why what makes you say that something to worry about
Aerendyl: okay just someone getting attacked in the alleyway and I was considering going to help them out and it seems like they’re bleeding
Rick: how much is this
Lucian: oh that’s fun I don’t like that um sure let’s go and help them out I’m sure you know we’re fine let’s go let’s go let’s go let’s go let’s go and you can see like he’s like holding back his like concern because he trusts you
Aerendyl: all right
DM: this is like yeah that’s fine
Aerendyl: it’s okay it’s okay I’ve been around my fair shares of fights we can handle this
Lucian: oh that’s the reason why I’m going with you in the first place
Aerendyl: so you so you’re using me this is how it is you’re using me now
Lucian: I’m not using you I just
Lucian: I need you to defend me because I’m scared
Lucian: I guess that’s using you I’m sorry don’t hurt me
Cyras & Lyssandra: Frozen I’m just I’m just
Lucian: wait for me
DM: um that’s fantastic
Cyras & Lyssandra: this guy
Rick: I need Aragorn back
DM: um all right now I just
Aerendyl: rabbits when you need them
DM: metagame real quick because there’s no real way for me to like properly include Andrew in any way that’s going to flow right so Andrew you just want to like be a bystander that goes oh I can help and jump in
Rick: is it just like a random person getting attacked
DM: pretty much
Rick: oh yes sir
DM: well send okay fantastic
Lucian: I’m a holy man you will not do this anymore
Cyras & Lyssandra: the Welker
DM: all right give me one second so yeah you kind of weave through the
DM: you weave through the area and you
Cyras & Lyssandra: it looks
Aerendyl: but what do we do
Aerendyl: not beerus
Lucian: love beers
Rick: I’m fucking tweaking
Aerendyl: you’re playing hiring or we see 3PO and Eli
Lucian: not the worst combination
DM: um but yeah um
DM: you are you just kind of navigate your way through the through the crowd kind of bumping into people for both of you
DM: before your finally able to kind of catch up and enter this like Alleyway to the side
DM: there’s a
DM: that’s not the one I meant to press
Lucian: a button
DM: all right
DM: but as you kind of get through you see what is basically a standoff at the moment between
DM: there is no way you just grab a whiteboard to write the word gay
Lucian: you know you know I’m so happy I’m getting this reaction this is perfect
DM: there is no way
Rick: you put a star on it wagon put a slur on
Cyras & Lyssandra: so funny
Cyras & Lyssandra: flux you’re not beating the I’m not gay allegations by the way
Rick: let’s see what he’s gonna draw
Lucian: oh no of course not I actually wanted to give him it’s over
DM: oh my gosh
DM: um yes I’m sorry I’m really trying
Lucian: Oh no you’re good
DM: you enter this Alleyway and there’s basically a standoff between the
Lucian: I know
DM: smaller cloaked figure please stop running on that whiteboard
DM: and this second cloaked figure
DM: you’re you’re just kind of entering the alleyway as you kind of see one of them seemed to shoot something at the other and one of them kind of tried to deflect it with their arm there’s a lot of back and forth happening and at this point in time can we please roll initiative my dear friends
Lucian: so I see that someone like straight up got shot at
Lucian: as soon as that happens
Rick: am I rolling initiative yet
DM: everybody but Nate rolls initiative
Lucian: okay um oh okay
Cyras & Lyssandra: cool I want to play do you need
Lucian: as soon as the arrow went off I’m like straight up gonna duck and like hide oh my God shut up gonna duck and hide by your leg
Lucian: legs and like
Lucian: oh I don’t like this anymore and then just being a human
Aerendyl: so you’re hiding behind me
Lucian: yes I am
Aerendyl: oh I’m a combat Focus character
Cyras & Lyssandra: dude flexes not beating the fraud allegations this campaign
Lucian: I should use my inspiration on initiative right
Rick: a 17
Cyras & Lyssandra: yeah why are there two of you
Rick: hey butter
Lucian: did I see Rick Roll
Rick: I Loki for
Cyras & Lyssandra: why is there two blows are the two of me
Rick: I low-key forgot to
Cyras & Lyssandra: either two of Andrew there’s two enders
DM: why are there two of you
Rick: I looking forgot to add my weapons into my inventory it it’s a Warhammer and a shield
Cyras & Lyssandra: not that hard on it
DM: it’s a warmer and a shield and one second
Rick: yeah I I’ve never done it before so
Cyras & Lyssandra: the only reason I am defending the fucking boundary to any regardless because what are not Flex fucking butter literally just made it easier one shot
Cyras & Lyssandra: it’s actually pretty easy
DM: I’m sorry Warhammer and what just Shield
Rick: and a shield yeah
Cyras & Lyssandra: for her like like Warhammer like more Hammer like like why were
Lucian: is that Rick Roll or Rick Stone that’s
Rick: Rick Stone
Aerendyl: I wrote an eighth
Lucian: uh put me under me I you know what can I just go last cannot be a thing can I just choose to go ask cuz I don’t want to go race
DM: you can can you
Rick: I think he can
Cyras & Lyssandra: I think you can just choose to go last yeah I’m not mistaken
DM: I mean if you if you choose to Hold Your Action anyway I mean it’s the same results so yeah you want to go last
Lucian: here I don’t
Rick: I mean
Cyras & Lyssandra: yeah you go last you know
Lucian: yeah I’ll go last I’ll put mine out of seven
DM: nope you get a one
Lucian: sick um because that is perfect timing
DM: all right
Lucian: because then I can brush my teeth with my wife if that’s fine
DM: oh wait hang on that’s actually wrong because this needs to be 18 months 16 okay
Lucian: I just gotta quickly do this I’ll be back
Lucian: all right my love have you running we got a speed run
DM: okay you
Cyras & Lyssandra: have you ever heard of speedrunning
Lucian: I can’t go that fast hold on
Lucian: not the bike
DM: oh my gosh I love how that’s a thing okay
Lucian: but the
Cyras & Lyssandra: for the record butter that is infected outside of D&D world as well fluxes getting like a brain rot virus every now and then he’ll just go how
DM: as as you should
Cyras & Lyssandra: yeah pretty great
DM: but yeah it is your Go Glow
Cyras & Lyssandra: yeah so
Cyras & Lyssandra: what I’m gonna do is I’m gonna
Cyras & Lyssandra: go ahead and use one of my key points but essentially what for flavor what I’m going to do I’m going to make a roll
Cyras & Lyssandra: I’m Gonna Roll All right I’m gonna go 20
Cyras & Lyssandra: math math math 28
Cyras & Lyssandra: Okay cool so what I’m going to do is essentially split my finger open and eject a small piece of bone out of it at this guy
DM: okay that hits
DM: absolutely going for damage
Cyras & Lyssandra: and do
Aerendyl: are you playing Path of Exile too which
10 damage to him yeah she die do we kill him do we win
10 damage all right all right
DM: you think it was that yeah I only gave him 10 HP he’s a commoner
DM: did you want to do anything else that you want to get can you moving or you like turning around trying to stay in your guard here
Cyras & Lyssandra: so I want to
Cyras & Lyssandra: like with us hypothetically how high are all these roofs
DM: hey no way um hypothetically these are all like for all two-story buildings so
Lucian: yeah I know
Cyras & Lyssandra: they’re bitch baby roofs you can jump on
Cyras & Lyssandra: I’d like to attempt to do that
Cyras & Lyssandra: yeah it was like I feel like that’s
DM: I honestly have no idea why even happens to your vision if I put you up there can I can I even do that
Cyras & Lyssandra: we can see
Cyras & Lyssandra: I can certainly try Alex is that’s a 15
DM: oh yeah I totally can okay
DM: okay a 15
DM: um sure but this is going to if you do it it’s Gonna Leave You Like prone on the roof like you’re gonna be like pulling yourself kind of popping down on your stomach you can get up next round but you got um sure you can kind of like climb up there and you’re not like just kind of overseeing everything that would put you at what is that 20
Cyras & Lyssandra: okay yeah I’m cool that that’s fine yeah
DM: something like 20-ish feet
Cyras & Lyssandra: I think so
DM: give or take cash
Cyras & Lyssandra: that sounds about right
20 all right
DM: the the cloaked figure just kind of moving kind of unnaturally the kind of impact of your of your bone kind of causing blood to kind of run down as
DM: he kind of flicks up kind of at you try letting the flow like the blood kind of flow in that direction before kind of like speeds up down his arm and he’s going to make an attack roll at you what I just have my 2020
Cyras & Lyssandra: ice I stole it I eat it
DM: you would
Cyras & Lyssandra: it was just
DM: you would steal it
DM: already does a what does that 15 heads
Cyras & Lyssandra: let me to Pizza yeah
DM: okay then that is going to deal
DM: it’s gonna deal six damage
Cyras & Lyssandra: all right
DM: as he kind of looks behind him and sees Dragon you and
Lucian: way to get
Cyras & Lyssandra: curiosity what type of damage was that
Lucian: thank you
DM: dragon I need you to know you can DM people
Aerendyl: no I’m doing an IRL DM
Lucian: all right all right all right I’m back I’m back what what did I miss
Cyras & Lyssandra: the nation
DM: so far you missed this thing and glow splitting their finger apart and shooting a bit of bone
Aerendyl: and I did not see him
Aerendyl: I did an IRL DM to Nate
DM: fantastic and the other guy like basically from the blood dripping down his arm flick the blood as like an attack I kind of like sped up as a ran down his arm
Cyras & Lyssandra: it’s not really because we’re just throwing Blood and Bone at each other
Lucian: well okay
DM: but anyways he he turns around kind of noticing the the two people that just turned down the alleyway and decides that he would like to also attempt to get onto this roof and jump over
Lucian: no doo doo doo doo doo doo I have good clothes on don’t do it
Cyras & Lyssandra: please tell me he eat shit and die
DM: hang on let’s see see what we got
Rick: give me a second here
DM: okay well you know there’s not much we can do about that so he’s gonna attempt to jump up onto the roof but whenever he fails miserably he just gonna kind of like try and land and then just move to like a little bit better position over here
Rick: yeah that’s why I’m
Rick: I’m debating if I want to action Dash
Aerendyl: he should It’s Finn
DM: and that’s gonna be his move
Cyras & Lyssandra: Finn McMahon British intelligence
Rick: come on spell list
DM: Rick Stone
DM: yeah you can
DM: you see how it’s like a dotted line that means you can’t go there you have to move around the yeah
Lucian: Rick Stone
Aerendyl: more like regrets
Lucian: waiting on
Cyras & Lyssandra: dude I’m raking it I’m ricking it so hard right
Lucian: sick Rowan
Cyras & Lyssandra: then no
DM: you have 30 feet of walking
Cyras & Lyssandra: that’s Edible Ones free
Lucian: all of a sudden there’s just a guy that shows up behind me oh no they’re behind us
Lucian: they’re surrounding me
Aerendyl: you okay
Lucian: I’m not
Aerendyl: this will fix your soul
Lucian: that is that Hitler healing but
Cyras & Lyssandra: I’m gonna get a Twitter artist commissioned to draw Hiller heading the 67
Lucian: yeah wait
Aerendyl: I want to hurry Hitler
Cyras & Lyssandra: dude I should buy for alright I should buy one or two though
Rick: oh shit oh I forgot I had this
Cyras & Lyssandra: I forgot I was playing D&D
DM: what did you have
Aerendyl: I forgot I forgot I had a character
Rick: I’ve missed these steps
Lucian: sorry guys oh
Rick: so we’re gonna do move there
DM: you got Misty stepped up
Rick: one two three
Aerendyl: I’m done with the Whiteboard
Rick: and I’ll
DM: for the record if you click on it you should actually be able to like teleport and everything I I honestly don’t know since we’ve done so much
Rick: can I
Lucian: yeah if you click on can like confuse them
DM: oh hang on you have not taken a long rest I’m gonna make you take a long rest one second okay there you go now you can click on it to use it
DM: and it should give like a ring that you can click on inside to teleport
Lucian: let’s see let’s see the animation let’s see the animation
DM: I hope
Rick: I clicked on it
DM: does it give you like a ring on the screen to click on to teleport
DM: then don’t worry about just move your character it’s supposed to be
Rick: all right
DM: that’ll be you could tell teleport onto a roof if you wanted
Rick: five six
Rick: we’re just gonna move right here
Lucian: okay it’s in my head
Rick: cool and then I
Cyras & Lyssandra: taking my hand man get my hand
Lucian: so this guy just Blitz this past me
Rick: um butter
Rick: can I
Rick: give me some I can’t kill spells
Lucian: I’m not gonna lie you I seen this character on Pinterest I like them I like it I like with each other’s
Aerendyl: he he
Lucian: we don’t steal art link
Rick: yeah fuck it I’m gonna action Dash
DM: what are you gonna do tackle this man
Rick: and then
Lucian: here perpetrator
Rick: one two three
Lucian: guys it’s sick Ron he’s about to get them
Rick: all right I guess that ends my turn because I don’t have anything else to do
Lucian: oh reaction
Rick: unless if extra attack can I can do something with but I don’t think I can because I didn’t attack
DM: I mean you could do thunderous smite
DM: bonus action
Rick: I already used motorcycle for Misty step
DM: oh you’re right you never mind
DM: you’re paying better attention than I was all right then that case
Cyras & Lyssandra: bad DM Betty I’m bendy I’m back
Lucian: wait okay did we get a description on who was just ran past us
Aerendyl: he teleported
DM: oh yeah I’m sorry would you like to give a description of who just up yeah who just appeared apparati
Rick: oh me
Lucian: you’re just
Rick: so basically
Rick: um you see this like
Rick: like seven foot tall dude just like runs past you with fucking Wicked speed and just kind of like
Rick: almost like a boulder not wanting to be stopped just kind of bold those as you guys through but not trying to like
Lucian: not hurting
Rick: not you guys over just more of like get out of my way Style
DM: this is brackets the Bear Let’s Go
Aerendyl: here but you’re not my
Lucian: like move
Rick: and when you see them he’s like
Lucian: prepare for mine
Rick: he’s definitely armored he’s got like Knight armor but all over it is different colors of leaves and tree branch and Moss
Rick: and it’s all
Rick: looks aged and it doesn’t look new
Rick: and he’s wearing this cape made out of moss and leaves
Lucian: that’s thick
Rick: and in his hand he has like this
Rick: almost Scion and blue like Warhammer
Rick: and then he has a shield in the other
Rick: and on his head he’s wearing like
Lucian: this is a Warframe
Cyras & Lyssandra: pass see the Lord of God the Lord of chaos Linda good you
Rick: a stag head
Aerendyl: Andrew Andrew if he goes on all fours to see turn into a deer
Lucian: no it’s different
Rick: no he does not
Rick: in turns into a tree
Lucian: if I go on all for you know what I become vulnerable
Rick: but no that’s that’s pretty much the character so far
Lucian: he just
Lucian: he just
Rick: he’s always pretty like bulky he’s a big guy he’s not
Cyras & Lyssandra: submissive and breathable
Lucian: he’s not tiny
Aerendyl: I think we found our hard lore of this campaign
Rick: he’s not
Lucian: or true
Cyras & Lyssandra: dude it’s about damn time
Aerendyl: I missed my daddy in D&D
Rick: all right and then uh butter can I like ready my shield to like kind of check this fucker at least
DM: absolutely you can
Cyras & Lyssandra: so much shoulder check I’m
Rick: okay cool
DM: so yeah Dragon but your game plan here
Aerendyl: seeing the commotion seeing how we have multiple
Lucian: the guidebooks passed us
Aerendyl: unidentified people um
Lucian: you know can I can I have done something better now a real quick because I was just gonna hold my action anyway could I just literally use my action doll not hold Dragon but just like kind of lightly grasp them at the legs not to hold you back just like
Aerendyl: am I
Lucian: yeah you know what I mean
DM: just don’t leave me
Rick: he’s gay he wants sex now
Rick: he wants to fuck you drag him out
Lucian: you can you can easily move out without any problem it’s just
DM: bro this is like the anime character that everybody like gets annoyed at but says it’s cute so it’s acceptable
Rick: oh no he’s getting fucking shoulder checked
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Rick: so I get fucking haste
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Rick: okay
Aerendyl: you’re gonna see flux you would see this specifically because Andrew’s character has his back turned from us and I think those character is Up on the Roof
Aerendyl: so maybe visibility a little fuck yeah so uh Flex only your character would say it’s at the moment I’m gonna lift up my cloak
Cyras & Lyssandra: what’s up
Cyras & Lyssandra: what was your problem to the next one
Aerendyl: you’re gonna see my Full Metal Arm you probably assume its armor from first glance and you’re gonna see behind my my cloak is this massive looking sword it is it’s not my chainsaw sword it’s the other one so it’s like a long-ass katana sword
Cyras & Lyssandra: I think we’re shaking up in the competition is not cost you any extra movement so the next year and I want using a little bit
Lucian: okay oh
Lucian: yeah the long long huge one
Aerendyl: I’m gonna pull that out and then I’m going to I’m gonna like shake your hand off my legs right onto me
Lucian: okay yeah you never know you yeah you have a weapon go get him like he releases oh
Aerendyl: and I’m gonna
Aerendyl: I’m gonna use my blessing of the waving Queen wave and wean to teleport here
Lucian: leaving we
Cyras & Lyssandra: when we
Aerendyl: and then
Aerendyl: so you’re just gonna see me like basically turned into a shadow and just appear in front of this guy
Aerendyl: and I’m going to
Aerendyl: my weapon doesn’t have like a sweeping attack butter or will that also hit and just character
Lucian: it’s a great sword right technically
DM: okay let me check because I remember that I it has like two different things I remember
Lucian: oh yeah forgot
Cyras & Lyssandra: I forgot her
DM: view item
DM: activities you have attack and a devastating sweep
Cyras & Lyssandra: what the what was that they just dark evil kind of Reaper
Lucian: the reaper the reaper site
Aerendyl: it’s a Reaper you know
Lucian: yeah I low-key I came back and I was like I wonder if Nate’s playing that guy like no we’re after him probably not
DM: a devastating sweep as an action you can make a single melee attack with this weapon against any number of creatures so you can do a sweep and it does 28 to anyone that you choose
Aerendyl: all right then I’m going to just choose this other guy because I I mean
DM: you can also just do a regular attack it’s the same role
DM: you can choose to do a devastating attack or regular attack or devastating sweet it does the same damage as you can only use devastating sweep one time
Cyras & Lyssandra: here’s the devastating sweep one time ever and the sword shatters in your hands
Aerendyl: okay then I’ll do a normal I’ll just normal attack
DM: for a long rest
Aerendyl: I’ll send over attack okay
Aerendyl: does a 25 hit
DM: a 25 certain yes
Aerendyl: the damage is what 28
Aerendyl: is just 28
DM: oh I just closer and it is 28 plus 2
Aerendyl: all right where’s my there it is
Aerendyl: that is 14 points of slashing
DM: okay 14 all right
Aerendyl: and then I will end my my turn
DM: all right sure where did you kind of like swing to hit him at
Aerendyl: um if possible what is he like holding a weapon
DM: yes well not like a full weapon since he was bleeding into like his hand the blood is just kind of flowing into like just his palm and it’s just like not dripping so he’s like holding what kind of looks to be like a sack of his blood almost
Lucian: pretty versatile
Aerendyl: if I see a wounded part on them I’d probably try to aim for the same wounded part so if you and I’d probably Tran strike there
DM: okay gotcha gotcha
DM: so you’re striking more of the arm that was like arm okay gotcha gotcha gotcha um all right I guess that now technically makes it your turn Fox what is the
Aerendyl: yeah yeah
DM: what does the twink do
Lucian: um well
Lucian: he’s gonna he’s gonna get on all I’m just getting like okay
Aerendyl: give me enough give me a give me a G
Lucian: I don’t know what to do
Lucian: who should I hit
Aerendyl: I’m kind of like here
Lucian: okay I’ll get that guy so then um I’ll walk for being very cautious because I’m pretty sure there was somebody here second ago but I’m like like looking around like okay don’t just hurt him enough so he stops okay and then he’s going to cast hold person on
Lucian: the dude the dude again
Cyras & Lyssandra: something you
Lucian: and it’s gonna be that dude
DM: he must make a wisdom saving throw
Aerendyl: DC 17
Lucian: correct 17
DM: I don’t know if that means gonna make it that’s going to be
DM: he got a 16
Lucian: okay so by the way out of the corner of your eye you just see this weird like you know how there’s the hall or like I guess the street that were on against these buildings it’s kind of like I’m assuming a little dark based off of what it looks like here there’s like this
Cyras & Lyssandra: I wasn’t sure because technically using the key point was Supply my phone infection on my action so I was not sure but yeah I’m gonna jump off roof and make five attacks I sort of this guy
DM: oh yes yes it’s a
Lucian: oh yeah
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DM: it’s not like a dark dark because it is kind of early morning but just because of the Towering buildings
Lucian: yeah but like shady areas
Lucian: yeah it’s like the shadow so all the sudden like you see you don’t you’re not sure what it is but you see like this huge Shadow pass all the way through and around all the sudden there’s like this like
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Lucian: you know
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Lucian: oh my gosh I can’t remember his name Shadow paralysis that’s essentially what it is it grabs by the ankle and he just
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Aerendyl: perfect ah
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Cyras & Lyssandra: um having a measure how far away I am
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Lucian: yeah any any like legit just starts to slowly like from his knees and up he starts to slowly just turn into Shadow and he’s just holding there like
Lucian: this is that what you want to do
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Lucian: so yeah
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Aerendyl: except I can’t do my turn
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Aerendyl: hey you stop playing with myself
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Lucian: yeah
Lucian: cool I’m just gonna sit back here
Lucian: these paralyzed and then let me see do I have anything from you know what I feel generous I’m gonna look at
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Lucian: also you must man here
DM: be a little
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DM: um all right is that the end of your turn
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Lucian: and I just like snap my finger and you get like this little
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Lucian: tiny bit of like a Halo show above you and it just Rains Down onto your head and it’s like disappears as
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Lucian: you know you get a barnacle inspiration you’re good product inspiration
Lucian: yes sir
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Lucian: by the way by the way Andrew in case you need it it’s a G10 I don’t think he’s gonna do anything but I don’t know you showed up and losing like oh he must be helping us
Aerendyl: I can is it Canon now that Andrew’s character is the boss man not the Mothman
Aerendyl: where did I put my penis
Cyras & Lyssandra: yeah so all right I don’t know
Lucian: hate mail he said me hate mail know
DM: okay um
Aerendyl: he’s telling me
DM: oh why is that not right that’s not right hang on
Lucian: it’s not why
Lucian: by the way I just realized this Dragon I forgot really important role a quick perception check
Lucian: just got to be to 10
Lucian: just got to be dependent that’s it
Aerendyl: so close that’s the 12
Lucian: you beat you beat me okay okay then you would see by the way when you cast a spell he almost convulsed like out of like throwing up feeling like Lucy and I had the corner of your eye like just slightly
Lucian: but that’s a
DM: as you guys are kind of fighting
DM: dragon and you kind of see a person kind of walking towards the the commotion
Cyras & Lyssandra: sure absolutely um
DM: Nate if you would like to describe your character
Cyras & Lyssandra: let me pull up my fucking
Cyras & Lyssandra: shit again um
Cyras & Lyssandra: yeah sorry is a probably about a six one tiefling wearing like very nice kind of
Cyras & Lyssandra: like noble style clothes nice like leathers and kind of belts kind of wrapping around it what is it like an oversized coat of sorts
Cyras & Lyssandra: kind of like tiefling horns that go up and kind of fold back almost as if they’ve been purposefully kind of molded with part of his head to kind of fit the rest of the aesthetic I was outfit
Cyras & Lyssandra: God damn it I am
Cyras & Lyssandra: you see he kind of like has one left hand just kind of like resting on probably holding some sort of belt and then his right hand he’s got this like
Cyras & Lyssandra: not necessarily A not a cane but not a full length like course staff more like a short almost like a walking stick
Lucian: it’s like a walk yeah like an old man stick not old though but you know what I mean fancy
Cyras & Lyssandra: yeah like
Cyras & Lyssandra: yeah like a walking stick kind of like once again like nice like Silvers and Golds one noticeable feature is his eyes are these like bright piercing silver
Cyras & Lyssandra: you kind of takes a step forward um
Cyras & Lyssandra: forgive me if I’m being a bit intrusive here heard some roughing about is everyone okay as everyone does is there anybody any help
Lucian: nothing’s okay help me
Aerendyl: what’s not glow
Lucian: he’s here from down the hall
Cyras & Lyssandra: so wrong it’s not three
Cyras & Lyssandra: because those are both bonus actions
Lucian: it’s just like an echo you don’t know who said it
Cyras & Lyssandra: do you use the key Point as far as section and I do that
Cyras & Lyssandra: hard but so I can still do that
DM: I should just like oh you just hear an echo from the point oh
Cyras & Lyssandra: I can still do three though okay um so butter am I taking my turn am I good or am I just being okay okay cool um
DM: yeah yeah you it’s not like fully your turn
Cyras & Lyssandra: then I kind of want to like I can’t move my character there we go um
Lucian: done them down
Lucian: it’s okay
DM: oh I’m sorry hang on you’re probably yeah I flopped you down on a rooftop there you go try now
Aerendyl: so just a heads up he is held person
Cyras & Lyssandra: okay well I’ll kind of move in and just kind of survey the scene um forgive me I was drawn to this kind of noise I’m not exactly sure what’s going on here does anybody need help I guess we should ask first of all before they get to find Lance violent Acts
Lucian: yeah so it’s autocrat
Aerendyl: I mean other than apprehending this person not really
Cyras & Lyssandra: yeah you cannot be killed that guy that’d be great I okay um
Aerendyl: I’m sorry what
Cyras & Lyssandra: hear from the rooftops
Lucian: where are you
Lucian: I’m gonna work up
Cyras & Lyssandra: native am I just blade post on the rooftop sure it is not White pose just like you know
Lucian: what’s that
Cyras & Lyssandra: sure if we’re resorting to violence that soon I guess um I’m gonna kind of like
Cyras & Lyssandra: take my staff and kind of like flick it up a little bit um
Cyras & Lyssandra: but are can I get a wisdom saving throw
DM: oh gosh
Cyras & Lyssandra: DC 17
Lucian: I don’t think you can even I think he Auto Fails does he
DM: absolutely give me one second while I pull
Cyras & Lyssandra: oh yeah these whole person
Lucian: he’s paralyzed I don’t know
DM: hold persons is paralyzed does that mean Auto and I’m looking at it right now you automatically feel strength and Dex saving throws
Cyras & Lyssandra: yeah paralyzed I think
Lucian: you automatically fail
Cyras & Lyssandra: okay I just this is a was the thumb sighting throw
DM: you said this was what I think though
DM: okay so he can still
DM: close to the DC
17
DM: oh okay he matched them he needs it
Cyras & Lyssandra: all right um
Cyras & Lyssandra: I think else to do all things I can do I don’t really have my turn um well what kind of like take a step back a little bit just kind of like the scene if it needs any help feel free to call out I guess when this now and I’m gonna kind of look can I see flocks I know that there’s a little bit of an angle tying like lean
Lucian: meats and beat
Lucian: Beats and Beats
Aerendyl: peeking through
DM: I’m gonna say that yeah if you want to just go just one more that’s fine because it was a really matter all that much
Cyras & Lyssandra: where is see we’re down there
DM: he’s down here
Cyras & Lyssandra: is it oh I’m from like peeking around just peek around the corner at flux what do I
Cyras & Lyssandra: what do I see
DM: I’ll just like modify that so
Lucian: there’s another one you just
Cyras & Lyssandra: okay is flex like on the ground still or is he like
DM: he is I imagine you’re sticking so crouched up all rocking back
Lucian: like I am I’m like kind of almost in that state but like I’m holding myself because I’m not trying to throw up like I’m literally not trying to gag
DM: oh my gosh bro
Cyras & Lyssandra: I’m gonna kind of like look towards flux and just kind of like hold my my staff up a little bit and go look it’s I can understand this just combat but I’m sure we’ve got this and I’m gonna give him a bark inspiration
Lucian: wait huh
DM: yeah that’s where oh
Lucian: thank you sir what you look pretty I don’t know what to say oh my god oh
Cyras & Lyssandra: I have gotten that word I’ll certainly try my damndest
DM: my gosh all right glow is your go
Cyras & Lyssandra: posted you look what I’d like to do is essentially stand up and then jump off the roof so I can get close enough to make Millet so I
DM: absolutely but you should totally go like for the full Assassin’s Creed run to the corner
Cyras & Lyssandra: I was gonna like summer saw and like foyer the full fucking shit do I need to roll to do that or just that just happened
Lucian: still remember
Lucian: you ought to have if you hit them
DM: you should roll I would think we’re gonna go
Lucian: but for the rule of cool rule of cool rule of cool rule
DM: rule of cool means you’re going to do this regardless let’s say if you want to convert this to it if you want you can convert this momentum to an attack so if you roll good enough I’ll give you a bonus to your attack roll
Cyras & Lyssandra: rule of cool rule of cool
Lucian: rule of cool really cool
Cyras & Lyssandra: okay just how well do I do it it’s the question
Cyras & Lyssandra: all right um what what type of role would you like it to make
DM: uh we’ll go acrobatics again I think that makes no sense
Cyras & Lyssandra: Aquatics okay um that is another 15 on acrobatics let’s
15 okay then yeah I was just plop you down over here as you kind of like run to the corner and like definitely do a small little somersault Off full on eagle dive and make your attack I will give you a plus two to this attack so you should probably definitely hit
Cyras & Lyssandra: okay cool
Cyras & Lyssandra: I was gonna make four attacks actually
DM: busted all of them let’s go
Cyras & Lyssandra: great okay all with my short doors to know weird blood stuff with them
Lucian: so they don’t they Auto hit by the way they Auto hit because it’s paralyzed
Cyras & Lyssandra: oh cool
DM: oh you’re right they don’t they
Lucian: they’re critical all those are critical
Cyras & Lyssandra: I’ve been oh that’s four attacks with my sword
Aerendyl: he’s dead he’s
Lucian: this guy
DM: okay go for it go for no no he has one thing up his sleep he can still make he can still make sink in
Aerendyl: but he’s dead
Cyras & Lyssandra: how do we roll
Lucian: I don’t think he makes it
Cyras & Lyssandra: question how do you how do you roll do you roll credentials double damage
DM: touch double yeah
Cyras & Lyssandra: I need to ask that real quick
Cyras & Lyssandra: okay um
Lucian: I just realized we won because if this is Flurry of Blows and we got stunning strike in the group I’m sorry Noah
DM: includes the incapacitated condition and the and the incapacitated creature cannot take actions or reactions
Cyras & Lyssandra: that does that is 36 damage to him
36 that’s it
Cyras & Lyssandra: yeah it’s only I mean each one’s only a D6 plus five so it’s not that impressive um I think that’s my actually movement yeah
DM: all right
Lucian: you see
DM: okay all right all right fantastic fantastic um he’s just gonna like
DM: he’s definitely bloodied now all right like I said he’s literally just a dude in a cloak and it’s very clear that this man does not believe in armor as most of the attacks have very easily hit him and are causing him to bleed
DM: most of the blood at all you notice isn’t really making
Cyras & Lyssandra: he believes in Aura not fucking
DM: it’s not making like blood blood isn’t dripping to the ground because he running down him but then it seems like just stop somewhere and it’s not actually making a pool or dripping on the ground at all
DM: as he’s kind of like coughing up blood at this point he just kind of like looks up to you and says you can’t run forever as he’s going to try to do this which technically he shouldn’t be able to do so rule of cool
Rick: that’s that would be me
Lucian: at the end of oh it’s not the end of this turn never mind
Lucian: wait no he’s still paralyzed
DM: end of turn I’m gonna let him roll
DM: what is the what is the say for that
Rick: let me grab my dad’s real quick
Lucian: again 17
DM: it’s just another 17 was
Cyras & Lyssandra: yes everyone
Lucian: fail fail fail fail fail
DM: well unfortunately my man rolled a 16 and he has a plus three so
Cyras & Lyssandra: sorry barbs
DM: yes on my that’s a 19
Cyras & Lyssandra: let’s run it back Flex right
Rick: okay 20 26 does a 26 it
Rick: okay okay and then
Cyras & Lyssandra: oh yeah
DM: okay that’s that’s gonna be 14 so he fails
Cyras & Lyssandra: who’s next Who’s Next intern order is it what’s it called is it it’s Andrew I’ll give I’ll give Andrew my advantage from solar arms
Lucian: a good wants to be silver bars next
DM: Rick Stone
Lucian: oh yeah that’s right also give um I’ll give a look at Aaron tell the advantage why not
Lucian: no I’m so sorry
Lucian: wait hang on hang on let’s take a second does this guy have relevant information that we need from him okay okay
DM: either he does not I made I made sure not to make that mistake
Lucian: this guy’s bleeding
DM: like I said I I’m not I’m not going to make that mistake again I just wanted to do a cool thing that’s fine the cool thing is is not plot relevant
26 definitely hits go ahead
Lucian: it’s autocrat it’s an auto credit
Lucian: you don’t have to you it’s autocrat it’s Auto hit
DM: it’s autocrit and auto it pretty sure right
Rick: oh so that’s two attacks with a fucking Warhammer
Lucian: that that’s great that’s great
DM: metagame agreed
Rick: if I do more than well I already have a plus six to damage
Cyras & Lyssandra: here I think he said what four damage total to us and that’s to me so you need to do like another 25 damage on that turn
Cyras & Lyssandra: so just outright Smite him
DM: bro versus horrible oh my God for second level
Rick: hey butter
Lucian: so for a mailer party
Cyras & Lyssandra: it’s pretty bad
Rick: hey butter
Cyras & Lyssandra: it’s just got hit with three rerolls about her I don’t really
DM: yeah good
Rick: hey butter
Rick: you know you know what’s a bonus action
DM: yeah what what’s a bonus action
Cyras & Lyssandra: Divine smite
Lucian: oh my gosh it’s over
Cyras & Lyssandra: It’s so dead
Lucian: this guy
DM: are you kidding me
Rick: so seven and then on top of that
Cyras & Lyssandra: and just put it put your hammer down like a croquet hammer and just kind of
Rick: so 18
32
32 damage already doubled or not doubled
Rick: not doubled singing for
64 broken a stack of damage
Cyras & Lyssandra: and we’re gonna stack of damage
DM: all righty all righty
DM: okay I’m going to rule this just for fun days you are able to kill him okay so you will get your your turn in a second
Cyras & Lyssandra: how do I do this
Rick: I’m not trying to kill him by the way
DM: okay well
Cyras & Lyssandra: not only of course not only legal
Rick: for this closure
DM: at your at your like first strike down he’s going to take a reaction that he gets to do because this is cool and he’s going to think in like squish the like sack of blood that he has in his hand and it’s going to kind of envelop his arm as he used it to deflect what you’re saying is before your Hammer swings back around and smacks him in the arm I presume if that’s okay with you
Rick: that’s that’s cool
Cyras & Lyssandra: that’s a nasty
Rick: yeah it’s an extra attack yeah
DM: yeah yeah kind of moving that out the way and now would you like to make your the final attack to like actually put the man down or have you want to do it
Cyras & Lyssandra: those walking up like a Minecraft pickaxe and hitting the fucking
Rick: so so basically what I do is I so in my arm I have this like bluish kind of gem kind of implanted on it and then there’s like a small tattoo around it
Rick: and it looks like it’s emitting power and you can see from this like cyan color Warhammer
Cyras & Lyssandra: power however
Rick: that that’s what it’s for
Rick: and so I swing down with it
Rick: like fucking Thor
Lucian: it’s by the way an audible thunder strike within 300 feet of us is Audible
Rick: and on the first on the first attack it’s like
Rick: it barely does anything to him and then on the second hit it’s like if Thunder itself was right next to your ears
Cyras & Lyssandra: thank you so
Rick: and I just kind of like oh
Cyras & Lyssandra: Andrew you just got millionaire over there just like
DM: so let me get this straight you’ve got Thor’s freaking hammer or bigger than that so because it’s Warhammer and you’re just lens in it on this guy twice and you’re not trying to kill him
Rick: yeah pretty much
Rick: well a Warhammer a Warhammer is the one handed weapon I believe correct
DM: oh yeah you’re right you’re right you’re right you’re right but still like you’re hitting this man twice with this thing as he’s down on the ground but it’s not gonna kill him
Rick: yeah I’m not I’m not trying
Lucian: as soon as the unlike the thunderstorm
Cyras & Lyssandra: but not lethal damage of course
Rick: know I I
DM: oh my guys ribs gone broke bones broken
Rick: I plan to yeah it’s Batman philosophy I I plan to knock him out
Rick: and then
Lucian: you knocked him out
DM: my guy isn’t knocked out my guy is ko’d okay he is like he’s not going to wake up without medical assistance
Rick: yeah I like
Cyras & Lyssandra: she’s on his last limbs
Rick: yeah and then
Rick: I’ll just pick them up and put them over my shoulder
DM: no it’s not okay okay so it’s not that I realized after I said it but
Cyras & Lyssandra: there’s a very big difference in Butters a very big difference before oh he’s not out and he got kale
Rick: and I’ll just put them over my shoulder and kind of carry them
Lucian: um as soon as the
Aerendyl: you’re not
DM: yeah that’s what I was going for like the the KO terminology
Aerendyl: you’re not wrong
Cyras & Lyssandra: oh forgot what the Little Mack
Lucian: kind of like plug my ears how okay
Lucian: Okay that was loud what was that
Rick: yeah I’m putting them over my back and then um butter can I technically since we’re out of combat can I like
Rick: as a paladin can I just like make him stable
DM: I’m about to
DM: sure sure sure that’s fine um as you guys kind of turn around you notice that there’s four guards standing on the end of the alley not caring at all
Rick: so he doesn’t die in my hands okay
Cyras & Lyssandra: can I can I make a requests body injury killing him bringing his he a lot of
Rick: I’m bringing him to jail that’s my intense
Cyras & Lyssandra: can I before you do anything with his body can I just like take a handful of like flash and a couple bones just out of his body and for myself like a chunk out of him
Rick: I mean yeah I can I can just cure wounds it back so yeah go for it
Cyras & Lyssandra: I don’t think you can cure ones back missing muscle and Bones there’s actually what I’d like to dig into like his like crushed femur area and just kind of scoop up a handful of blood bones this era and like put it in my bag
Rick: no but I can cure wins it to make them not bleed out
Lucian: what’s happening
DM: absolutely absolutely
Cyras & Lyssandra: you have like an empty jar okay great thanks
Aerendyl: I would be discussed
Rick: can I can I expel so as as
Lucian: I’m like I’m like horrified I’m like
Cyras & Lyssandra: I’ll say that later
DM: I’m just making sure I understand there’s like a hole in this man’s arm from where you guys are attacked him and you’re just going oh it’s
Rick: yeah as
Cyras & Lyssandra: in there which scraping it out and just yep digging it out yeah
Rick: as she’s doing this can I like your wounds him to make sure he doesn’t die I guess
DM: got it
DM: wanted to be known this is called the Happy Farm in Overlord where the humans are literally being skinned alive then healed that is literally what you’re doing right now
Cyras & Lyssandra: digging around in this man
DM: fantastic please continue
Cyras & Lyssandra: as Andrew just put them in out of this as this is happening can I go take us I want to go take a step over to where fluxes character and what does it Lucian and Aaron Dell is and kind of
Lucian: was it yeah
Rick: butter I’m just kind of moving past and taking them over to the guards by the way
Cyras & Lyssandra: Luciana okay
Lucian: it’s because of a league it’s because leak it’s because lean
DM: sure sure
Rick: we do yourself thing I just want to make that no
Cyras & Lyssandra: um oh good I’m just
Aerendyl: after combat I would have went back to Lucy and as well
Cyras & Lyssandra: gonna go I’m you actually I’m gonna take a little involved here there’s some
Lucian: sorry I’m juggling
Cyras & Lyssandra: somebody else can I help you or you all right you need any assistance
Lucian: throw up which is kind of
Lucian: you know looking at your face is nice how about you just sit here and look at me for a moment
Lucian: okay I feel better
Aerendyl: excuse you what the fuck
Lucian: what he’s got it
Lucian: people are nice they look good he looks good
Cyras & Lyssandra: so do you two know each other you have history
Lucian: nope no offense
Aerendyl: about 20 minutes
Cyras & Lyssandra: and what about I’m just gonna Point behind me where I assume glow is still just rooting through his arm
DM: I’d imagine
Rick: believer at this time I would be carrying them out I think
Cyras & Lyssandra: for some
Cyras & Lyssandra: sir can I have that body please I need to kill this man
Lucian: no please we don’t want to kill him he’s just
Cyras & Lyssandra: I I used to I’m just following Andrew and since Andrew’s significantly taller than me I’m just kind of jumping trying to grab him as I follow Andrew White or whatever he’s going
Rick: as as much as I respect your business ma’am on I respect the law even more and I cannot allow you to kill this man
Lucian: I agree with this tree guy
DM: I um you’re walking up to the guards right
Lucian: no offense
DM: sure the guard kind of turns as you approach and you just kind of scoffs the who do you want
Rick: this man was attacking this young lady here and I brought him down to Justice and I was hoping that you could jail him
DM: oh I’m sorry jail him
DM: as in you giving us the bounty
Cyras & Lyssandra: um bounty
DM: oh of course of course please please I just had them right here
Rick: I expect my payments in full
Lucian: wait this guy is how do you
DM: this is that what payments
Rick: you said he has a bounty
DM: no no I just meant Bounty as an
Rick: I don’t
Rick: I don’t respect lawmakers who try to hustle me
Rick: does not kind
DM: no no no no no I I hear you missed understand that I do not know who this man yeah go ahead then roll yes hi hi I didn’t
Rick: and inside check
Cyras & Lyssandra: yeah he’s gonna not succeed
Rick: I’m gonna use my bartik as well
Rick: that’s not funny
Lucian: at the time actually you don’t need to
Cyras & Lyssandra: but he knows that there’s a bounty on his head
Rick: but you know that there’s a bounty
Rick: then I expect the reward
DM: of course of course just what is your name and I’ll be sure to come right back with it
Cyras & Lyssandra: there’s a line
Rick: my name is Rick Stone
DM: Brickstone very well I remember that I can go and take them now
Lucian: it’s sick around to you
Rick: know I think I shall follow you to make sure that this man does not Escape
DM: there’s really no need this there’s four of us here
Lucian: I’ll walk over to the garden and like put a hand like kind of tap his shoulder excuse me I’m kind of like terrified right now can you do me a favor just this guy looks really strong let’s just go with what he says can I make a persuasion check
DM: go ahead and make it make a persuasion check
Lucian: yeah yeah buddy yeah you want
Rick: I guess since I rolled in that 20 I’m not gonna use my fucking bartik that’s stupid
Aerendyl: I’m so confused right now
Lucian: that’s fair
Cyras & Lyssandra: yes smart
DM: that’s fine
Lucian: you also had Advantage I think on that don’t you because of silvery bars no yes
Cyras & Lyssandra: yeah because I gave you a easy one is tackle yeah
Rick: he’s on attack roll yeah
Lucian: okay it is a total of 26
DM: good heavens
DM: he just kind of says
Lucian: I can look a half smile
DM: he says
DM: well I mean if you’ve got him there’s no reason for us to be involved just head down to the prison
Lucian: thank you for your amended has helped
Rick: I’ll look down the glows character I assume you shall be joining us for a split of the bouncy
Cyras & Lyssandra: yes but I’d really like to just take his body and kill him please
Rick: unfortunately I cannot let you do that
Lucian: it morally
Cyras & Lyssandra: okay then yes yes the Bounty I suppose okay sure
Cyras & Lyssandra: I want to turn to the I’m gonna kind of like I assume kind of like I just look look we can figure out when we get them let’s walk and talk
Lucian: I’m so confused
Lucian: they just started coffee shop what’s happening
Rick: I am down to walk and talk
Cyras & Lyssandra: so who I assume all of you have some sort of interactional prior knowledge of each other so you were jumping into combat and I have
Rick: I have no idea who these people are
Cyras & Lyssandra: yeah I’ve never met anything people that man just tried to kill me and you I guess saved my life so I appreciate you for that
Lucian: he’s a famous Adventure he’s
Aerendyl: I just witnessed someone facing someone so I chased them back
Rick: at this point
Lucian: I pointed Aaron I’ll put Arendelle the guy’s very famous Adventure
Rick: at this point I’ll just
Rick: I’ll just take off my
Rick: I’ll just take off my like stag helmet and just kind of attach it to my hip and you basically see this like bald Middle Eastern kind of big beard looking guy
Lucian: sick what what color what
Aerendyl: you’re bald
Rick: I’m bald I’m a bald man
Lucian: what color
Lucian: he is dummy
Rick: hi I’m once people call a nomad
Lucian: you’re not bad
Rick: unfortunately I cannot let you do that
Lucian: you’re not
Cyras & Lyssandra: it’s not really up to you sir respectfully
Lucian: I feel like you you don’t seem Maddie
Rick: respectfully the law is above both of us
Cyras & Lyssandra: hi look look look look let’s let’s take a deep breath and let’s calm down we don’t need to start stacking each other obviously we’ve stood together on Common Ground here previously there’s no reason to get up in arms now let’s just
Rick: I’ve never open arms
Lucian: oh that guy’s in his arms
Rick: aren’t you the man who owns that coffee shop
Lucian: you know it do I did I serve you come
Rick: you need security desperately
Lucian: yeah no
Rick: it is puny and insignificant
Aerendyl: did you win this what happened at the coffee store earlier
Rick: but what I have noticed what happened I don’t think so
Rick: yeah no but I do know that it was robbed I was in the crowd when he announced it I was quite disappointed I couldn’t get the taste of the sweet Elixir known as coffee
Lucian: I can get you some I just I think I need a bush I need a bush I need to find a bush
Rick: here what do you need to find a bush
Lucian: some beans it’s such a ingredient that’s all
Rick: a bush
Aerendyl: I don’t I’m bush
Lucian: I think baked beans
Rick: I can just grow you a bush then you just need a regular bush
Lucian: well I by the way it’s
Cyras & Lyssandra: look look look at the I’m sure this is a conversation we could have a complete date for now we do have an unconscious man we don’t want to risk him coming to yeah yes so if I could just kill him then it would be a problem what’s
Lucian: a customer know you’re right
Rick: well I assume we’re walking through the
Rick: unfortunately I cannot let you kill him
Lucian: what is it
Cyras & Lyssandra: okay so let’s break this down while we walk what’s your I suppose you’re interaction with this person why
Lucian: What’s your deal
Cyras & Lyssandra: it would you want him dead I mean people deserve to live he’s kind of coming after to kill me I’d rather kill them before he could do that that’d be great
Rick: so he’ll be in jail and not to be a worry
Aerendyl: you know
Cyras & Lyssandra: I’m so corporal punishment because jail is not going to do it you don’t understand it and why don’t we understand genuinely please explain to us have with this humor is none of your concern
Lucian: you’ve taken his femur
Lucian: oh okay you
Rick: so but I assume since he’s attacking a small child he will be put under death penalty
Cyras & Lyssandra: we can help
Aerendyl: do you know how Maria works
Lucian: what’s the area oh wait that’s a city where
Rick: know as you can tell I am a nomad
Cyras & Lyssandra: also Fox I want you to I want you to know when you ask me that question I’m gonna point at you with a finger that’s still completely slowed open and there’s just a piece of bone missing
Lucian: he’s not bad
Rick: it would you like me to hear that for you miss
Lucian: oh my phone gong
Cyras & Lyssandra: know it’s it’s really okay
Lucian: would you like me oh
Rick: are you sure
Cyras & Lyssandra: I’m sure
Rick: I made very good healer
Cyras & Lyssandra: but our assumed I can just kind of mush my finger back together to some degree
Cyras & Lyssandra: okay great I’m just gonna kind of Play-Doh it back
Lucian: by the way as soon as you’re doing that like Lucy starts to stare and he’s like
Rick: that works too
Lucian: I don’t think it’s it’s great I don’t like it
Aerendyl: you cannot you weigh Lucian right you can look away
Cyras & Lyssandra: yeah you
Rick: you’re squeamish too
Cyras & Lyssandra: but I just like over extend my arm breaking my bones slightly to like just on naturally reach out to him I it kind of does that yeah it just kind of does that sometimes don’t don’t worry about it
Lucian: it’s okay
DM: oh yes
Rick: infusion looks away can I like tilt his head towards it
Lucian: please don’t leave me looking for
Rick: listen if you are if your shop is going to be robbed you need to know at least what you can do to a human body to defend yourself
Aerendyl: don’t give him a good
Lucian: but I don’t want to do this to human body they’re precious
Rick: well it’s unfortunate but it’s in a crime ridden city you must know
Cyras & Lyssandra: you want to piece of that guy’s femur
Lucian: this is I did
Lucian: I don’t know if I want you want me to eat it what are you gonna do like I don’t know what it’s you
Lucian: what’s wrong with you guys
Rick: nothing’s wrong with me
Aerendyl: time I think you’re
Cyras & Lyssandra: we’re all gonna kind of like I want to come oh
Cyras & Lyssandra: can I take flux aside for a second you know like like arm around the shoulder kind of like
Lucian: take me aside
Cyras & Lyssandra: not like break him off from the party like the party the rest of the party can hear the side of the side and go I’m just as much in this is you are I’m looking for looking around like us for an adventuring party trying to let my feet little when it comes to exploring the greater world and stuck on library for the last group of years look perhaps this could be a good opportunity for you to kind of look Beyond
Lucian: yes I think
Lucian: I spent my wings yes I agree I would love to um I actually have a personal mistake in this but in terms of maybe someone robbing me I don’t know if he actually did that or not but I guess we’ll find out soon so anyways back up
Lucian: no I mean I
Lucian: don’t even know what’s happening the last guy I know I just in my coffee shop and then all of a sudden I followed a blue man so he’s not blue fellow like an oven man
Cyras & Lyssandra: you I totally understand and I totally get it let’s look I’m just remember that if you start to struggle I’m just as much as confused as you want let’s let’s understand this together shall we I’m sure we’ll go closer as a group this time goes on
Lucian: I yeah assuming you like to stay with me do you like me
Cyras & Lyssandra: like a kind and quite reasonable person I’d love to get to know more of you
Rick: are you a common reasonable person
Lucian: sweet you never know what
Cyras & Lyssandra: absolutely I’ll take your hand
Cyras & Lyssandra: it’s very much the like
Cyras & Lyssandra: I don’t know if you’ve ever showed in the hand of somebody who’s like never done physical labor in their life it is the most like you know like the soft kind of like padded hand that’s just kind of like
DM: so just making sure sorry real quick just make sure we are still walking towards the prison right
Cyras & Lyssandra: I’ve been reading a book my entire life
Lucian: you do it’s literally the same it’s like almost identical like this guy this guy makes muffins that’s gonna make muffins and coffee all right it’s
Cyras & Lyssandra: it’s just two pillows touching each other
Cyras & Lyssandra: these are just two pillows that have grabbed each other
Lucian: and basically by the way when you shake his hand he goes to smile
Lucian: and he catches himself he like gives you just another like smirk sorry it’s I’m still awkward with people it’s kind of thing
Lucian: I’m trying to do my best
Cyras & Lyssandra: hey you know what and let’s totally reasonable and you take all the time that you need
Lucian: are you a teacher
Cyras & Lyssandra: um I suppose I could be to some degree of Diplomat I guess for certain people you know communicating
Lucian: teach me I’m just
Cyras & Lyssandra: I was a
Cyras & Lyssandra: yeah we’re rocking and we’re walking and talking
Rick: oh yes
Cyras & Lyssandra: um I could be a teacher if you needed something taught us suppose
Lucian: he’s just wondering you seem very common depression have you done this before
Cyras & Lyssandra: um certainly not this this is my first foreign to I guess adventuring in the likes like that but I’ve done high stress things before
Lucian: I’m pretty sure I wasnt Adventure this is murder wasn’t it well almost murder
Cyras & Lyssandra: I would like to we didn’t
Rick: we never murdered him
Aerendyl: I mean even
Lucian: I know you’re not mad we get it
Rick: know that is against the law
Cyras & Lyssandra: who cares about walls look for some for some degree I am not going to lie I can’t disagree too much for the sentiment I mean if you was deranged in the head is to attack a small child and it’s kind of kind of dude deserve
DM: hello I love your character by the way
Rick: I do
Cyras & Lyssandra: a kind of due to serve some sort of punishment
Aerendyl: yeah she’s clearly not that small
Lucian: wait a question you’re a child glow just verifying
16
DM: so legal in Japan
16
Lucian: okay I just want to make sure
Cyras & Lyssandra: so like
Lucian: Perfect all right
Rick: I assume you were 16 you said like around 15 16 okay
Cyras & Lyssandra: Yeah by going around 15 seconds I was like 16
1617
Rick: okay cool
Cyras & Lyssandra: not legal adults will say open any ideas anybody
Lucian: it would be terrible if you’re gonna do something to me
Aerendyl: no idea
Cyras & Lyssandra: I still can’t believe you don’t want to be my dad name dude fucking
DM: okay um as like you guys are walking and talking you finally approached what is very clearly the prison
DM: it’s it has a very big sign that says privately owned prison deposit your prisoners today
DM: with a
Rick: who is this owned by
DM: it does not mention what corporation owns it
Aerendyl: owned by
DM: but there is kind of like a front like like Gate entrance that has a guard sitting there
Rick: oh okay
Rick: it’s just guard decorated like a normal guard
DM: he is honestly just pretty casually in what compared to what you’d expect he’s a Dragonborn
DM: fairly muscular but for a Dragonborn it’s actually a bit wimpy to be honest
Rick: not as muscular as me
DM: not the slightest
Rick: Rick Stone is very very muscular
Lucian: can we just can we
Cyras & Lyssandra: can you okay okay Andrew Andrew can you move the heavens and house
Lucian: check around by the way
Lucian: and a great distant Universe Shane of his everything okay
DM: that’s gonna be a repeat offender at their Shane Pierce
Rick: chain appears kills the guy Shane disappears
Aerendyl: it’s time God SpaceTime God
Lucian: I come down it wasn’t me guys
DM: yeah they’re gonna start like a cold worshiping shein
Rick: I’m gonna I’m gonna go up to the to the guard um hello my name is Rick Stone I am here to deposit a prisoner attacking a small child
DM: he kind of turns and then he kind of like glances down and Taps on the counter there’s a sign that it’s pretty small it says one gold for conversation
Cyras & Lyssandra: okay okay hang on
Lucian: oh wait this is their religion I forgot I grew up here and I grew up
Cyras & Lyssandra: hang on Android I’m gonna kind of take us I’m gonna kind of like put my hand on your shoulder a little like from the side kind of which which side are you holding him on which right shoulder left shoulder
Rick: I so he is right dominant hand so right shoulder
Cyras & Lyssandra: right shoulder so I’m gonna reach up kind of on your left
Lucian: by the way I’m a crisp tall man 511
Cyras & Lyssandra: and kind of put my hand on your shoulder let me kind of talk to this um
Rick: I’m not good at conversating
Cyras & Lyssandra: I totally understand and I’m sure that things like that will come with time I’m gonna kind of turn and like put my hand on the counter and just kind of like rack wrap my Knuckles a couple of times um yes we have a
Cyras & Lyssandra: novel from one of the inner cities we’re here to deposit the prisoner in your car
Lucian: he’s no pity oh
DM: okay well you kind of looks at you for a couple seconds and he says
DM: look man you have to pay the toll everyone does but here I’m not get down to the silver for you
Cyras & Lyssandra: I will just I understand you have to make a living somehow
DM: yes all right it’s depositing a prisoner I presume he committed some crime recently given the bruises I see on them
Rick: yeah harassed here harassed and assaulted this small child
Cyras & Lyssandra: he did try to kill a child a little it’s definitely put a rush all time like he’s
Lucian: very prudently
DM: I see
Aerendyl: it’s really not that small
DM: attempted murder is this the whole entire group here
Lucian: it’s it’s a baby
Rick: know we kind of went after him after we saw him attacking the small child
Lucian: I don’t know
DM: so the entire group is involved then
Lucian: if not really
Lucian: more or less
Cyras & Lyssandra: gonna kind of like Point towards
Rick: well what’s it what do you mean by at fault
DM: he said involved
Cyras & Lyssandra: I’m gonna kind of Point towards goat glows character and kind of will this one was the main I guess brunt of the attack they kind of did most of the heavy lifting
Rick: evolved oh yes
DM: I see and anybody pay the security fee or the protection fee
Cyras & Lyssandra: I’m sorry
Rick: I’m sorry
Lucian: wait what’s a fee is that like a fee
DM: I see as many of you are shop owner or some type of traveling much
Cyras & Lyssandra: it’s it’s
Lucian: yes I’m a sharp owner
Cyras & Lyssandra: yeah that guy
DM: ah shop owner right there so you were the main the main victim of this attack I see I see attempted murder on a shopkeeper I see that just a hefty Hefty fee right the very much so that’s what will be a reward of 200 gold for for the for the captures
Lucian: ah yes um wait no
Rick: yes yes very happy
Lucian: well well okay yeah here taken
DM: and for him is he awake
Lucian: take him take him
Rick: yes I I can I can awake him up when he gets in a sale
Cyras & Lyssandra: would be eventually
Cyras & Lyssandra: we don’t need to do that
DM: yes yes
DM: yes please please wake him up
Rick: yes I shall
Lucian: I’m restrain him restrain him before you do that
Cyras & Lyssandra: I’m gonna attempt to hide if they’re gonna wake this motherfuker off I got a hide
Rick: um do you by chance have
DM: now going to roll stuff with advantage
Cyras & Lyssandra: okay here’s what
Lucian: I’m just gonna really listen little girl it’s okay just put about the
Rick: sir do you have restraints
Cyras & Lyssandra: I’m gonna kind of
Cyras & Lyssandra: here I believe I have an opportunity to just blame him down
Rick: oh yes
Cyras & Lyssandra: let’s just kind of um I’m gonna kind of put my like tip tip like take the tip of my staff and kind of hover about an inch above his head kind of gestured Andrew if you want to go ahead and
Cyras & Lyssandra: like him up
Rick: oh sure um I I guess
Rick: butter what should I should I just care wounds him or should be like
DM: it’s I mean you can do whatever you want I’m not you don’t have to use anything to wake him up
Rick: I’ll just I’ll just fucking like grab my big fucking hands it’s just ah
Cyras & Lyssandra: the second that happens on casting shot from person
Rick: and and just clap
DM: he sure um I’m gonna just met a game you don’t need to
DM: um he just kind of wakes up in the kind of shopkeep looks down and he grabs like this one that’s on the side as he just basically cast this spell almost instantly and there’s no way this man’s got the same unless he rolls yeah okay um
DM: he just kind of as he wakes up his eyes kind of gloss over as he just kind of dead stairs and the the guard says did you attack anyone in this group and the guy just says yeah
DM: good enough for me as he reaches down any grabs
Cyras & Lyssandra: was the justice system
DM: he grabs a collar and he just kind of tosses it over to you guys if you could put that on him please
Rick: all right guys I shall do it
Rick: I I put the color
Lucian: well sir I have a question why is he need to call it what’s that for
Cyras & Lyssandra: what’s I’m gonna kind of like it’s how prisoners are stored here and listed I guess it’s an opportunity it’s a way to keep other people like us safe from criminals like him blowing
Rick: I don’t know probably for restraints
Lucian: it’s kind of
Rick: I never questioned the lawmakers
DM: very much so it’s to keep track of them and make sure that they don’t back that
Lucian: I feel like this is a little bit strange but sure I mean
Cyras & Lyssandra: is this a normal like leather like collar or did he just handle a shot caller
DM: no it’s all honesty from like without investigating it it looks like a plane like leather simple caller it doesn’t even look like it would hold much in at all even
Lucian: where this for me
Cyras & Lyssandra: oh yeah I reckon enough for me
Cyras & Lyssandra: it’s a way of I assume it’s a way of keeping note of who’s who and what is where
Lucian: a good wolf I’m just kidding
DM: okay um
Cyras & Lyssandra: and we permeate flux for the rest of the session
DM: yeah yes all right anyways I presume that you go ahead and put the collar on them
Lucian: I couldn’t help it I couldn’t help it
DM: yeah whenever you put the collar on the kind of glazed eyes just kind of cease and he just kind of barks orders down at them he says into the door here as he kind of gets up almost like a zombie movement like you can see his eyes starting around as is not purposely doing this
DM: as his body walks and enters that side area he the guard kind of picks up and puts the 200 gold on the counter and he says very well that is it thank you very much you can go now
Cyras & Lyssandra: can I get
Rick: tweet I
Cyras & Lyssandra: can I get the mic
DM: sure I I guess I mean you were the one that was right there talking to him so it makes sense that you’re closest
Rick: know no I will pick up
DM: um but anyways as you guys kind of like turn you hear him talk would you like to hear what the guy says to the prisoner this is as a violin of the independent shopkeepers act you’ve been fine 25,000 gold to be paid immediately seizure of assets do not count towards this fee I’d go and pay you’ll settle your account in 287 years do not fear of dying before your debt is paid we have that result with our partnership with healthy bruise and goods
DM: as Dragon you’re
Cyras & Lyssandra: somebody write that shit down no it’s it’s what’s it called I know what I know what this is a reference to and I can’t fucking remember what the hell it’s it’s not
Aerendyl: are they the same size vials as the ones from fluxes shop
DM: you’re curiosity
DM: it’s actually not a reference to anything not directly anyway
Cyras & Lyssandra: dude this is what’s it called this is fucking Ready Player one this is the fucking um the io and
DM: I’ll kind of this
Rick: oh shit you’re right
DM: I didn’t think about that I wrote but dragon
Lucian: you right okay
Rick: yeah yeah
Lucian: this isn’t a reference really player one
DM: as you kind of like you’re just kind of paying attention you notice that unlike a back shelf in a very advertisement style shelf is a big sentence as healthy Brewing good live long and have a good life and there’s like multiple different like bottles I was almost gonna say live long and prosper but that is not what I wrote anyways there’s a bunch of like different bottles with different items on it one of them is this like dark blue like liquid with like sparkly Swirls and it has a blue label on it yes
DM: they are very much the same size and the blue the blue label is the exact same blue that you saw and it’s labeled with emergency energy for your pleasure
Cyras & Lyssandra: you’re still in fucking 5-hour Energy shells bro dude
DM: actually yes
Cyras & Lyssandra: just Fantasy 5 are energy dude
Aerendyl: Okay so
Aerendyl: so what I’m hearing is someone who bought that
Cyras & Lyssandra: the golden
DM: it could be yeah
Aerendyl: is this where you can buy is this personally available
Cyras & Lyssandra: like looking at
DM: it is commercially available at their stores for sure
Aerendyl: can I go over to the stand or is it like the same area
DM: it they can buy that stuff from their store back at the shopping district that kind of advertisement display is in the back kind of in the prism it’s
Cyras & Lyssandra: it’s it’s what’s it called its the old like yellowed labels it’s been sitting out in the sun for God knows how long like
DM: yeah you’re not gonna necessarily want that
Aerendyl: oh no shit but advertising where to go
DM: but it’s very clear that was part of like the their partnership to have an advertisement in the back of the prison now why the crap would you want a partnership with a prison I don’t know don’t ask me
Cyras & Lyssandra: what I want to do I want to take the
Aerendyl: it so they’re advertising where the shop is
DM: yeah they’re advertising to go to the shop
DM: and get these wonderful Goods
Cyras & Lyssandra: I want to take the bag of gold and I want to like one hand toss it towards whatever the hell your character’s name is I don’t remember
Cyras & Lyssandra: yeah I want to toss it right and just kind of go I believe you suffered the most of an Amos I know you want to dance I’m sure to that but surely will pay you up operations but if that makes you feel any better and if in the country even if you feel she did I’m happy to pay you out of my own gold what’s your part would have been I just feel like it feels the most fabulous person was directly attacked to receive the rewards of him but why
Aerendyl: no qualms here
Cyras & Lyssandra: I’m just
Lucian: you know just gonna be honest so Cyrus is that your name just yeah ever since you showed up it’s like the melody in my life just kind of changed
Rick: why yes
Cyras & Lyssandra: we pull up can we put a horse and flux his room that I will thank you for that
Rick: God dammit
Cyras & Lyssandra: absolutely just
Cyras & Lyssandra: the night nice you didn’t have that it’s
Aerendyl: the Gateway could not on my crystals season 2 bingo card
Cyras & Lyssandra: it’s only fats only how it should all be
Cyras & Lyssandra: um I guess what about the rest of you I assume unless you have no really real reason to break apart the gang as it would be we kind of seem to fit well together as a group so we go on and
Aerendyl: I have a
Aerendyl: question for all
Aerendyl: what are your thoughts on tracking down some thieves
Lucian: oh wait a minute
Rick: if there are criminals that need to be caught time down to catch them
Cyras & Lyssandra: what did they done
Lucian: these are people that you were trying to follow earlier
Aerendyl: yes and I may have
Aerendyl: found a lead
Lucian: he’s starting to he bounces up and down slightly just a little bit
Cyras & Lyssandra: be nice to be the one doing the tracking for once
Cyras & Lyssandra: what if it don’t mind me asking what have they done that really deserves to be quick down
Aerendyl: oh they broke into lucian’s coffee store broke everything and stole a bunch of goods including his money
Lucian: and my coffee that’s all the different
Cyras & Lyssandra: let me click my tire a couple of I’m gonna click my tire a couple times and kind of like
Rick: again due to
Cyras & Lyssandra: that just simply won’t do I won’t have to I’m happy to assist you in finding these criminals
Rick: I will need to re-evaluate your security as well you are subpar
Lucian: I forgot oh wait you I know I am
Lucian: I’m sorry
DM: besides just making sure that I got this going we got the racist high elf the security obsessed I don’t even know what race you play what was it
Cyras & Lyssandra: he’s a bouncer he’s a bouncer he’s what he
Lucian: a technically
DM: then we got stinking the smooth talking stick and Alistair style character right there
DM: and then we got I mean gay twink I mean so far this is going great and then we got is thinking shadow assassin in Cloak
Aerendyl: it’s fucking Ellie from Last of Us
DM: oh my gosh
Cyras & Lyssandra: last I checked I unless I checked I don’t think Ellie dislocated her body part to attack people but maybe maybe I’m misremembering this song
Aerendyl: dial Eric
DM: you just didn’t have the game right
Aerendyl: and it’s Kelly
Lucian: know it’s a run story
Rick: which which Ellie hold on which Ellie
Cyras & Lyssandra: oh dude you’re right
Lucian: you didn’t get the right ending
Cyras & Lyssandra: you didn’t put sure
Aerendyl: child Ellie from The Game
Rick: hmm okay
Lucian: I got before we proceed let me take off my clothes let me pick up my clothes one second let me take off my clothes
Aerendyl: not fucking Bella Ramsey
Rick: the badass one gotcha
Aerendyl: the good one
Cyras & Lyssandra: that I’m getting guys guess I’m getting pulled aside help me
Lucian: let me think
Lucian: what my love
Cyras & Lyssandra: I’m not gonna hurt you okay what are you doing I should warn you
Aerendyl: um but are is it like a flyer where you can pick up the flyer and see the advertisement
Cyras & Lyssandra: I have no problem with that
DM: um not directly but you do see there’s some like some pamphlets that have been stacked to the side you could probably ask for it
Aerendyl: it’s not
Cyras & Lyssandra: they’re going to be coming after me
DM: but it’s not like within reach for you but you can ask the guy for it
Cyras & Lyssandra: is it
Cyras & Lyssandra: I’m sure we’ll stay here as a group to protect you unless any of you have any problems with that
Aerendyl: can I get a pin
DM: it kind of turns while still kind of talking to the businesses oh of course of course here you go that’ll be one copper
Cyras & Lyssandra: we have to kill them
Cyras & Lyssandra: you can’t keep living
Lucian: that’s a bad
Aerendyl: not bad at all how about this
Aerendyl: I just got robbed recently and I’m trying to track down some criminals can I come back and pay you
DM: it’s fine I’ll add an extra 100 gold on this prisoner here you have this from you anyway
Aerendyl: so he’s handing us 100 gold
DM: no no no no he’s just adding 100 gold to the prisoner and then hand you the pamphlet so you
Cyras & Lyssandra: to the prisoner’s sentence
Aerendyl: okay okay
Cyras & Lyssandra: he’s just added more time to his sentence basically for arbitrarily no reason I love the prison system here go ahead
Aerendyl: thank you so much
Aerendyl: it’s a kind man I Will Remember You
DM: oh bro America is so good
Rick: we’re still in
Rick: are we still in the prisoner are we still in
Cyras & Lyssandra: she is crying
Cyras & Lyssandra: we should um
Aerendyl: I went to the pan
Cyras & Lyssandra: if you could if I wanted to turn back towards those character a human being these um worries up with the rest of our little groups or something you want to
Cyras & Lyssandra: I mean if you block I don’t want to feel the need to speak for you listen to you pretty
Rick: we shall probably talk outside
DM: Dragon just so you know the pamphlet is basically a kind of detailed catalog of all the different drinks that they offer most of it is basically like health supplement type situations but they’re most popular item at least of what they claim is the most popular item is there like energy drink there you know emergency energy they also include a direct address of where to go
Cyras & Lyssandra: I think they
Lucian: um before we dip I’m gonna like sneak over once they’re all like talking and stuff to the I would say I’m no I was gonna call him cashier but
16 or early 20s on campus we’ve got to be able to build her
Lucian: the guy at the front desk because we still paid for it so I’ll just go curiosity um
Cyras & Lyssandra: unless you hear me to 16 year old girl for sex
Lucian: I’m just curious what’s it like being a prisoner
Cyras & Lyssandra: and off
DM: something was funny
DM: it wasn’t even paying attention what happened
Lucian: I don’t know I don’t hear anything either
Aerendyl: you’ll find out later
Rick: we are not we are not starting a prostitution ring where glow is made person no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no so there’s no hearing out there’s no hearing out this is we are ending it right now
Cyras & Lyssandra: native is trying to start child prostitution no I’m not no I’m not glue glow okay okay okay
Aerendyl: nice hear me out we catch a predator
Cyras & Lyssandra: when he contacts I think first of all that should have that go looks at me and goes you will become surrogate father whether you like it or not and I go I don’t fucking know goes how old are you I go like late 20s ish surrogate older brother that and I was like I don’t know and Coco’s you’re gonna do it unless you’re here to me to 16 year old girl first sex
Cyras & Lyssandra: and then Andrew goes to Ocean right
Lucian: okay well yeah
Lucian: I was just
DM: once I get the fox was about to ask something
Rick: right so we should probably get out of the
Cyras & Lyssandra: he was probably the president at some point
Lucian: um and I walk over to like the guard I guess and I’ll just go I
Lucian: like food I don’t know better term what do you do here I just curious your life seems very
Lucian: different I unique just I think sharing experience is
DM: yeah I mean I just monitor the gates and accept new prisoners
Lucian: that’s in kind of incredible wait you get to see new people every day then
DM: oh all the time
DM: and build them before it
DM: no no you see I get Commission
Rick: Best Buy retail worker
Cyras & Lyssandra: it actually a prison Warden working on commission will be a crazy fucking job
Lucian: oh you know I kind of like you what’s your name
DM: police officer asked me my name before they just called me God what do you want
Lucian: you know what I want to do you listen
Lucian: I just think that someone like you cooped up here for who knows how long would ought to be dying so try new things but I’m just kind of in the standpoint of I don’t know I want to know what you do
Lucian: let’s see
Rick: conversation where is this going because we do need to find the other thieves
Lucian: all right I I get that I just I mean stop for a moment and enjoy some other videos and he’s a really big rows so
Aerendyl: he’s not wrong
Rick: I don’t enjoy the Roses
Cyras & Lyssandra: and there are I’m going to kind of like once again do what I did before of like aggressively kind of pull flux away and just kind of like I take it you have in common for him on how you
Lucian: I’ve had exposure in my coffee shop I got ransack
DM: regard the guard just kind of yells if you’re getting more prisoners make sure to bring them within the next four hours I take off after that I need the commission
Lucian: your name before I get drunk out quickly
DM: bring back the prisoner and I’ll tell you
Lucian: I’ll try
Rick: the unnamed
Cyras & Lyssandra: if you do that you’re never going to have any time to sit and really appreciate what you have to bring
Lucian: but I got nothing
Cyras & Lyssandra: right you never you never know unless you try clearly you’ve made some phenomenal drink that people really enjoy
Rick: well you bring Magic
DM: that’s the gates week
DM: I’m sorry
Lucian: pause Hang On Noah said pause he had to pause on D&D all right
DM: here we have a gay twink that has a very low self-esteem I can fix them
Rick: oh God oh God oh God oh God oh God
Cyras & Lyssandra: oh my God so as you like that’s just you did we need to get elitist so the next session this is just Eli
Lucian: I can fix it I can fix them
DM: okay okay
Rick: this is dust Eli
Cyras & Lyssandra: just you
Aerendyl: no Eli will
Rick: no no no no
Lucian: I’m not playing funnels I’ve heard of the story do not associate me it’s a puddles don’t know
Rick: no no no no no
Lucian: I am not that I spent a year plus
DM: bro that sounds so serious for what it is you got associated with puddles
Lucian: do not associate me with puddles
Cyras & Lyssandra: look I know you could have made some new drink I’m sure there’s so much more to you to offer don’t look down there it’s totally fine it’s totally reasonable
Lucian: I wouldn’t
Lucian: I looked out of my way hang on is that a term for like looking badly on the things you do or is that just like me looking at my feet because I clearly see my feet
Lucian: there’s something inside me
DM: oh my gosh
Cyras & Lyssandra: sorry so being being an
Lucian: I can’t
Aerendyl: there’s not worth it trust me it’s not
Rick: Mr Mr tiefling Man two months I’m a pretty star and straightforward shooter
Cyras & Lyssandra: it just
Cyras & Lyssandra: please be my gosh if you have
Rick: I could I could I could get some
Rick: I’ll pull them to the side I’ll put both of my arms around his shoulders
Cyras & Lyssandra: a we’re taking turns just pulling flights to the side
Rick: now now Lucian that I believe that is your name Lucien Lucien
Lucian: see it
Lucian: yeah it’s inside
Rick: interesting it you see there’s something that’s I have that’s my quote unquote I guess accomplices like to call it they call it the Ricky mindset
Lucian: I don’t
Cyras & Lyssandra: oh my God
Lucian: recognize that what’s the
Rick: now what this mindset is is whenever you are feeling down
Rick: imagine yourself as a dying flower
Rick: see right now you are a dying flower but
Cyras & Lyssandra: okay can I go and walk over
Rick: you can see
Lucian: you broke character say
Rick: you can regrow
Rick: and so right now you need to regrow
Lucian: what kind of how do you think I am
Rick: a rose
Lucian: oh she kind of lovely oh that’s fine I mean Thorns are good actually
Rick: because you have thorns
Cyras & Lyssandra: wait how near is the rest of the party can I go walk over to Wagon and just kind of point and go like did he not just say he was a straight shooter just feels a little more than
Cyras & Lyssandra: jumping through hoops anything else I’ve seen
Aerendyl: I I don’t know any of you
Rick: oh what kind of perk up are you questioning the Ricky mindset
Aerendyl: not really I don’t know any
Lucian: I don’t know the freaking mindset is
Cyras & Lyssandra: no no I’m not questioning them I’m questioning
Lucian: waiting minutes I just played together wait wait wait wait wait wait wait the Ricky mindset your mindset isn’t it
Lucian: oh my gosh wait you made the freaking I
Lucian: I love you
Rick: I think we are getting too off track
Lucian: me maybe but I don’t know I
Lucian: see nice what do you do for a living
Rick: just think of yourself as a dead flower trying to regrow that’s as you right now you are dead flower
Lucian: you kind of hit it on the nose
Rick: are your fertilizer and we are trying to regrow you
Lucian: I’m a fertilizer
Cyras & Lyssandra: you fertile
DM: your accent
Lucian: am I knew it I was one second away
Rick: Lucy and do you have child bearing hips
Lucian: no no I’m just gonna look over I’m gonna look over at her
Cyras & Lyssandra: room so sorry
Lucian: I’m gonna look over towards close character be like well you know they say no in the hips Lifetime on the hips
Cyras & Lyssandra: that’s a child that’s a child this man is here to be a 14 year old girl for sex
Rick: I fucking
Aerendyl: it’s saying that would shine
Rick: I I am loving
Rick: I don’t know about you guys I love you every bit of this
DM: makes me so happy
Aerendyl: I know he’s great
Aerendyl: this might just be the best party Dynamic we’ve had yet
Cyras & Lyssandra: this is an incredible party dynamic
DM: oh yeah by far
Rick: no Lucian thinking your mind what would Ricky do and now we shall move on to find these other thieves
Lucian: I’m thinking
Cyras & Lyssandra: tell wwrd what would Ricky do
Aerendyl: go to my blog and sign up for my pyramid scheme
Lucian: what would rickety do
Cyras & Lyssandra: yeah I want to kind of is there like a can I say this horrible is there looking out like I want to pull the party will very private area
Rick: a bar
DM: um well you guys are kind of like in the middle of like the street kind of near ish the prison there’s plenty of like
Cyras & Lyssandra: I want to go to a place we can generally talk without being overheard not necessarily yeah like an hour or something like that
Aerendyl: we can go back to the to the crime scene
DM: uh yeah you could totally do an alleyway
Lucian: you want to take me into a corner
Cyras & Lyssandra: isn’t there coffee shop around here
Cyras & Lyssandra: isn’t there a coffee shirt do we want to go we want to just kind of dip into a little shot get some food in balls in the corner yeah
Lucian: yeah that’s
Rick: I say we go to a bar
Cyras & Lyssandra: is there a Tavern can we start to get painted a Tavern
Lucian: okay whatever let’s go to the tower what’s
Cyras & Lyssandra: very important question butter
DM: like uh-huh
Cyras & Lyssandra: I purchase a beverage at a Tavern why can I deed
Aerendyl: we never thought of this
Aerendyl: you’re getting a club soda
Lucian: wait wait wait what if I just make one I could just kind of do that
DM: no no I’m sorry the Lord of a Marriott would be very clear here underage drinking is definitely allowed if you can afford it you get to do it
Cyras & Lyssandra: oh so we’re gonna been working that we’re gonna dip in going to Corner take the little fucking Chick-fil-A table tent put that fucker in the middle of the table let them know we’re ready to work we’re ready to order butter what’s on the menu yeah butter give us the full in depth
Lucian: we like this guy
DM: the full in-depth menu all right hang on hang on I was prepared for this
Aerendyl: I’ll take the number 67
Cyras & Lyssandra: was no way you were prepared for this
DM: you underestimate my powers of D&D I just have to find the correct thing because you guys have asked us before
Cyras & Lyssandra: that’s why I suggested let’s get some food made
Lucian: you own the rest of me
Aerendyl: okay may
Cyras & Lyssandra: me that’s why he’s just adjusted it
Aerendyl: may you haven’t seen it I’ve been to this man’s house before as he’s like looking into D&D stuff the amount of random shit that he has that he’s never gonna use except now he finally has an out that you
Cyras & Lyssandra: it’s bad isn’t it
DM: hey guys I just have to fight because I know I put it somewhere in here
Cyras & Lyssandra: but how many sessions have you been holding onto this
Lucian: it’s got to be in the wiki
Aerendyl: at least the beginning
DM: four sessions in whenever you guys went to a Tavern I realized I might need it one day
Lucian: hey you needed it one day you needed it one day listen you prepared and it came through
Cyras & Lyssandra: I guess what is looking for we have to wait for the person to get here we’ll do some talking
Aerendyl: yeah with RP
Lucian: by the way as as we walk in like you can see lucian’s like gazing around and with everything going on because I’m assuming it’s busy right now
Cyras & Lyssandra: do some RP yeah
DM: come on come on come on
Lucian: I know you’re like good okay okay just kind of like looking around like
DM: oh yeah I mean it’s relatively busy yeah
Lucian: just there someone playing music like so let’s just get that straight off
DM: oh absolutely this is a high class Tavern
Lucian: it literally I’m looking around the room and you see me lock eyes to someone playing music oh
Lucian: my gosh and I’m just gonna
Lucian: walk over
Lucian: and I’ll wait
Aerendyl: let’s just go grab a seat let’s go grab a seat
Cyras & Lyssandra: listen I’m gonna kind of grab a seat and go um okay let’s let’s on the menu
DM: okay I got it
DM: I have to change the prices because this is for the wrong place but all right are we looking for food or are we looking for the entire menu are we going for drinks
Lucian: this is higher class
Cyras & Lyssandra: but I the entire the entire unedited menu drinks food everything
Lucian: you’re telling me they don’t
DM: okay all right I
Rick: you have like a picture
DM: I’ve got
DM: I do not have pictures
Cyras & Lyssandra: this guy
DM: that would have been far too much
Lucian: screenshot screenshot send it
Rick: right I mean a Google doc in some pictures
Cyras & Lyssandra: yeah can you screenshot and send it to each one of us better
Rick: yeah I feel like that would be easier than going down the list yeah that’s
Cyras & Lyssandra: or screenshot here oh yeah just screen share
DM: I mean I could yeah
Rick: butter butter this is gonna be it I trust me this is gonna be a lot easier if you
DM: oh I mean I could just copy and paste I mean it’s just plopped into obsidian so it’ll format
Lucian: it sure
Rick: yeah yeah yeah
Lucian: John oh okay
Rick: so um Elven man what’s you what’s you do
Aerendyl: what do I do I do odd jobs since
Cyras & Lyssandra: who do I do when women
Aerendyl: you know my last party we kind of like separated
Rick: eh who is your last part to you speak of them highly
Cyras & Lyssandra: can he remember
Aerendyl: one of my members do you know I remember do you know of
Aerendyl: a judicar
Aerendyl: ever heard of Eragon Mortensen
Rick: oh Mr Aragorn I have met him twice actually
Rick: he recruited me for something I think a guard or something protecting something I forgot what it was my mind escapes me but yes I have dabbled in his
Rick: what’s the word
Rick: Mr Mr demon man I’m looking for motivations what’s a good word for motivations
Cyras & Lyssandra: for motivation is um
Cyras & Lyssandra: you’re looking for what like he gave him motivations
Lucian: you have to advising
Rick: he gave me motivations
Aerendyl: inspired you
Cyras & Lyssandra: to give you a whale hence fired you he
Rick: he inspired me to be a better man
Aerendyl: yeah I parted with him traveled mostly for like over a year
Cyras & Lyssandra: so you were looking for
Lucian: change shows up everybody
Aerendyl: it’s just what it might have been list
Aerendyl: well um
Aerendyl: now that my wife is Back at Sea I mean it’s nice to get back into the groove of things so yeah I’m looking for a party I’d say
Cyras & Lyssandra: because I don’t know about I’m gonna kind of gesture translator I don’t know how you feel and I’m gonna just reference call character I don’t know what
Cyras & Lyssandra: your I don’t know what happened with you but we seem to have a good party Dynamic and at minimum we need to keep an eye on that one anyway
Rick: I’m fine with that this one needs more secure and I feel like this tiny child may need or help more than ever
Cyras & Lyssandra: that’s kind of do you want to tell them what you told me previously
Rick: I love
Lucian: I didn’t do that why did you
Rick: uh well
Rick: my story goes far back
Cyras & Lyssandra: what do we talked about the only thing that concerns you all is to know that I
Aerendyl: I’ll give you the tldr
Cyras & Lyssandra: that that man will certainly not be the last of them there will be many people who probably tried to find him to kill me and I just need you to know that you take on that risk if you choose to travel with me
Rick: then send them all if they’re like him I could be
Aerendyl: oh I mean I’m used to that
Cyras & Lyssandra: I’m I’m so we have we all have a skeletons in our closet of they can do far worse things than me as I like
Aerendyl: a dragon one
Cyras & Lyssandra: you fully like a dislocate my wrist to like spin like all of my bones like 360 they’re not great people
DM: yeah I found it
Aerendyl: oh you can do that too
Cyras & Lyssandra: I like to just Andrew goes I can know I’m gonna I’m gonna do it in my wrist just breaks it’s just every time she like moves her body and actually you hear like bones breaking it’s not a pleasant smooth thing you can hear how like this is yeah
Rick: the interesting
Aerendyl: so you can do that too I just start I just start twisting my hand
Cyras & Lyssandra: I go hey I take it it’s a lot less painful for you
Lucian: come back after talking to the party
Aerendyl: putting on the arm was very painful so
Lucian: I wouldn’t want to teach me music why are you spinning your wrist
Cyras & Lyssandra: it’s just free spinning bones cracking
DM: for the record
Aerendyl: it’s a good spinner
DM: it’s not letting me like
DM: do this for whatever reason it’s like
Lucian: face it
DM: getting mad at me that it’s too long and it’s won’t let me shorten it
Aerendyl: get the can I get the buy one get one free pizza and the code one two five eight
Lucian: this is what you ordered with the with the mozzarella sticks earlier
DM: try that
Rick: should I order for everyone
DM: okay I think that worked technically
Cyras & Lyssandra: oh did we get the oh we got the full menu okay let’s look let’s look
Lucian: whereas oh
Rick: oh do we did he where is it
Cyras & Lyssandra: hi everyone went all menu food
Aerendyl: where where
Lucian: yo yo okay Hunters Phoenix
Lucian: why whoa
DM: a couple of
1550
50
Cyras & Lyssandra: oh it’s copper pieces it’s copper pieces chill out did we give them like two golden cover the entire thing
Lucian: know it’s
Rick: hey don’t appreciate cyberpunk hey
DM: know like I said those prices are not right because that was based for for Lumia amarilla is so darn expensive just for the record just you can understand if I pull up the thinking amarilla board doc
Lucian: you’re telling me that they don’t have their own agricultural like death like differentiated stuff from continent to continent with different animals and different food taste what I’m
Rick: that’s a lot of big words Lucy and I don’t think I can comprehend
DM: quote due to their greedy nature they have accumulated wealth from all the nations in the world and doing so there’s a large quantity of coins in this nation that directly leads to hyperinflation
Lucian: it 11 station I don’t know that is
Cyras & Lyssandra: okay so how much is this actually is this like just silver piece of copper and gold and sort of Silas silver like is this just a one-up kind of jump
Lucian: two little piece
DM: basically whenever they would hand you a menu they wouldn’t even mention the price because you’re at a relatively nice location so they wouldn’t even tell you what price
Cyras & Lyssandra: fair enough
Lucian: it’s like what they’re doing at stores nowadays
DM: I just copied and pasted it from the thing directly so I didn’t even
Cyras & Lyssandra: well I’m gonna as the the menu show up I’m going to kind of go well I’m
Rick: I think I know what I’m going to order
Cyras & Lyssandra: just like we’ve got a good little crew together you know I’m
Cyras & Lyssandra: I don’t know if you guys already to order I know what I want
Rick: you’ve said we have a very good crew here five times already I think you are over saturating your words my friend
Lucian: I’m standing
Cyras & Lyssandra: you can understand it to a certain degree look I’m
Cyras & Lyssandra: I guess not too far removed from kind of gesture over to like flux that’s one
Lucian: one okay bye
Cyras & Lyssandra: I’ve been
Cyras & Lyssandra: that look I mean that one it’s you you’ve been a bit far removed from reality let’s be honest and we can
Lucian: it’s hot
Lucian: reality probably you’re not wrong
Cyras & Lyssandra: um but I wanted
Rick: no no no no Ricky mine said to remember he’s a dead flower trying to grow
Lucian: yes you’re right what would Rick do what would it do
DM: oh sorry just to be clear the a
DM: what seems to be like half elf from what you would guess it’s the
Cyras & Lyssandra: she walks up just spit up
DM: she by the way Dragon she kind of leans in to you and says they’ve got some sleeping more in there by the way
DM: and points to the Elven drink
DM: before she says that she’ll be back
Aerendyl: here I’m on official business I can’t I can’t
Rick: everyone don’t enter I think that’s your name right
Aerendyl: yes that’s my name I didn’t tell you my name
Rick: I should take it you should take it
Rick: think she has
Aerendyl: I’m married
Rick: oh you’re so right he’s married
Aerendyl: why are you saying that out loud
Cyras & Lyssandra: like this is the famous criminal he
DM: all right
Aerendyl: I’m ready for it
Lucian: what’s happening
Lucian: are you getting on
Rick: I know what time ordering
Cyras & Lyssandra: I’m gonna
Aerendyl: first you know I am not getting flirted on
Lucian: okay I just
Aerendyl: but I think you’re the one who’s been doing the flirting
Lucian: know I’m not
Rick: bless his cutely let’s read yaoi to get together
Lucian: now he
DM: bro am I the only one who’s thinking like tiktok for you pager Instagram reels is just flooded with like yaoi and sinking
Cyras & Lyssandra: hang on I want to kind of tour around
Rick: have you ever seen the video where they’re interviewing uh Blink-182 and it’s just chick and she’s like I’m a majorie fan there’s a bunch of yaoi porn in my phone right now
435
02:16:34,299.9999999990687 ⇒ 02:16:50,799.9999999990687
Rick: anyways what are you doing today it’s the most hilarious fucking thing I’ve ever seen because it’s like 2000 it’s not 2010s it is 2,000 Generation video talking about Yahweh
DM: I don’t say that
542
02:17:13,700.0000000009313 ⇒ 02:17:17,500
DM: she just kind of comes back and says yes have you decided
543
02:17:22,299.9999999990687 ⇒ 02:17:27,799.9999999990687
DM: absolutely she she pulls out like a notepad or not pencils whenever you’re ready
Rick: I love yaoi
437
02:17:09,700.0000000009313 ⇒ 02:17:12,100
Rick: listening this is a restaurant out of perspective must
Cyras & Lyssandra: is the part can I go later wait more please wait or
511
02:17:18,200.00000000093132 ⇒ 02:17:21,600
Cyras & Lyssandra: who’s going first she’s holding first
Lucian: I’m just I’m just standing here not even taking a seat because he’s so like nervous to sit next to anyone of you except maybe Aaron Dell he’s like um
Aerendyl: okay listen sit down please
732
02:17:12,200.00000000093132 ⇒ 02:17:16,400
Lucian: okay sure yeah I lean to the tree man
733
02:17:46,799.9999999990687 ⇒ 02:17:48,299.9999999990687
Lucian: I like it a lot actually
Rick: as everyone else
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Aerendyl: yeah
378
02:18:39,700.0000000009313 ⇒ 02:18:41,400
Aerendyl: I didn’t know we were in China
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Rick: I will
Rick: yes I shall order the Fishers Catch of the Day but I know this may be quite trivial and said of Boyd may I get roasted
DM: roasted nut oils and how well do you like it
545
02:17:45,700.0000000009313 ⇒ 02:17:46,299.9999999990687
DM: yes
Rick: thank you
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Rick: the fish
444
02:17:51,799.9999999990687 ⇒ 02:17:52,299.9999999990687
Rick: well I
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DM: we have Top Class chefs
547
02:17:51,700.0000000009313 ⇒ 02:17:55,900
DM: they can they can make sure that it’s done but leave just a little bit of the juice
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Rick: I
DM: some prefer that
549
02:18:01,299.9999999990687 ⇒ 02:18:02,100
DM: up quotes
550
02:18:11,799.9999999990687 ⇒ 02:18:12,799.9999999990687
DM: in three pints
Rick: sure we’ll try it that way
Rick: and then I’ll take
448
02:18:05,299.9999999990687 ⇒ 02:18:05,799.9999999990687
Rick: let’s see here
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Rick: I will take
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02:18:09,799.9999999990687 ⇒ 02:18:11,000
Rick: three pints of beer
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02:18:17,799.9999999990687 ⇒ 02:18:20,100
Rick: that is not what Rick would do that is what I would
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Rick: I’m assuming Lucian would once order
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Rick: hey so dog are you
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Rick: Jesus Christ
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Rick: are you telling me a dogfight this right
Lucian: I raise a hand
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Lucian: is that what Rick would you oh my gosh
DM: all right
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DM: anything else
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DM: he just
Lucian: because I’m not right
Lucian: I have my hands tourist
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Lucian: um question waiter I read in a book somewhere there’s a type of dog called a Shepherd why are you making a pie of one what is that
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Lucian: oh you mean like Shepard’s the people who like do the Sheep
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Lucian: oh
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Lucian: so it’s lamb right
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Lucian: excuse me
Cyras & Lyssandra: oh my God
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Cyras & Lyssandra: I’m gonna kind of like
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Cyras & Lyssandra: I’m gonna kind of like lean over dilution and go it’s the kind of Lucian sorry um
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Cyras & Lyssandra: and just kind of it’s the it’s referencing to like Shepherds and what Shepherds keeping their fields not
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Cyras & Lyssandra: the people yesterday take care of those kind of like meats and grocery it’s from that it’s not it’s not that some cook it differently
Aerendyl: it’s a reference it’s they’re not made of Shepherd
Cyras & Lyssandra: it’s not made of shepherds it’s not made of dogs
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Cyras & Lyssandra: do what cook
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Cyras & Lyssandra: know
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Lucian: dog I don’t I’ve actually haven’t seen one before but like do they cook
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DM: he
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Lucian: dogs
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Lucian: I we need what
DM: he just kind of pauses and says
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Cyras & Lyssandra: do we all anytime Fox opens his mouth we all need to hit how do you like it I like it
Rick: God fucking damn it dude
DM: she just kind of pauses it says Ah I understand and
Rick: like a cooked I don’t know
DM: a shepherd’s pie is is just the bunch of lamb and so some vegetables it’s very tasty I’m sure you’d like it
Lucian: are you talking down to me
Rick: no no
Cyras & Lyssandra: know she’s she’s talking
Lucian: okay okay I just curious you change a little bit but yes no I didn’t mean to be harmful also how is it the life of being a way to like see a lot of people
Cyras & Lyssandra: it’s okay it’s
Rick: okay Lucy and Lucy
Lucian: oh they take a shower I’ll take a shot
Lucian: that’s fine
Lucian: I’m just making conversation to a woman like there’s something wrong here
DM: shepherd’s pie anything else drink for you a desert purchase
Rick: have one whiskey
DM: a whiskey very well
Aerendyl: can I get a poor Loco
Rick: ma do you have a five psycho
Lucian: raise my hand one more time can I get rid of the beer thing whatever that is
Rick: no you are getting a whiskey
DM: whiskey and beer
Cyras & Lyssandra: you’re getting a whisk if you
Lucian: let’s check out my skin
Lucian: you have a wish whisk
Rick: make it two shots of whiskey
Lucian: you’re gonna shoot it
DM: two shots of whiskey
Lucian: with why it’s a crossbow whatever
Rick: no Lucian we were loosen this is how Ricky does it
Lucian: it’s probably
Cyras & Lyssandra: okay twink
Lucian: listen no mad I know you’re not angry but
Lucian: actually it kind of cute I can’t raise my voice of you
Rick: trust me trust me this is trust me
Rick: Lucian Lucy and this is the Ricky mindset this is Ricky way
Lucian: what would Ricky you oh wait no two ee don’t know
Rick: just trust me
Rick: anyways Aaron Dell I think you said order
Aerendyl: butter platter
DM: bread and butter
DM: okay anything else
Aerendyl: that’ll be it for me
DM: all right and
DM: you and the cloak what would you like
Aerendyl: you you in the you and the kitty chair what do you want
Lucian: you want to color she want to coloring she
Rick: a close at a high chair oh look at the little baby
Cyras & Lyssandra: did we get a booster
Cyras & Lyssandra: I’m so sorry I’m
Aerendyl: Oh I Sandra
DM: six seven is not in this world I will crucify you guys
Rick: lifted Lucy and eight nine eight nine eight nine
DM: you will be strong up on a cross as a symbol to the rest and to live in fear of those numbers okay
Lucian: okay okay
Cyras & Lyssandra: because what if we what if we create six
Rick: hey Lucy Dusseldorf do the door to door do so dwarf
Lucian: let’s choose a dog
Cyras & Lyssandra: know what would you like to order yeah I will do the apple and black currant crumble
Cyras & Lyssandra: I will get a Eldon moonshine ale and two shots of whiskey for myself I can’t
Rick: I’m sorry you are a child I don’t think you should be drinking moonshine
Lucian: she’s 18
DM: I will certainly so it’s you if you’d like but I must I feel like I must warn you the oven moonshine is made for high heels who have a very high
Rick: okay could you puts it in a small sippy cup
DM: I have a very high tolerance it might it might hit harder than you expecting
Cyras & Lyssandra: I think I can handle it
DM: they were
DM: the other moonshine and then what else
Rick: hey harder than my mom
Cyras & Lyssandra: I should be some concepts for this
DM: and what else
Cyras & Lyssandra: let’s see I got two shots of whiskey of an ale and a apple crumble did you get an actual meal know I got dessert in three alcoholic beverages like he’s 16 year old that’s what he
DM: I apologize
DM: all right
Rick: no no no no
Aerendyl: by the way the elephant alcohol is around I think what 20 times worse than normal alcohol
Rick: this is what
Lucian: all over um
Cyras & Lyssandra: it’s fine it’s fine I’m immune to the poison condition so I’ll be fine this is the glow as being handed
DM: oh it’s so bad
Lucian: by the way
DM: since cannot normally get drunk they produce the most powerful drinks known to man known as sleepy Mori
DM: nor he shortened to Maury most not Elven people are not aware this drinks exist only connoisseurs if one happens to drink it they are usually immediately knocked out so we’ll see what happens
Lucian: hey past one down by the way this waitress when she said that’s me could I have done my thing with the thing that I sent you earlier about getting the generalized thing remember
Rick: we’ll see what happens
DM: sure sure sure what’s the
Rick: are you trying to get laid Lucie
Cyras & Lyssandra: did you order a beverage night I don’t order anything yet no
Lucian: I can’t I can’t say it because it’s kind of like spoilers but the first the first one not the second but the first one the percussion sometimes per day
Cyras & Lyssandra: make sure you order before a nice waitress leaves the table hmm wish you were for the waitresses that people
DM: the first one cam
Lucian: but is it bomb
DM: the calm
Lucian: okay so she’s not like crazy upset at me or whatever
DM: no no no
Lucian: okay cool
Cyras & Lyssandra: like says a UA spell it’s called sense of emotion
Lucian: I don’t want to make her like
Lucian: no I actually didn’t know
Cyras & Lyssandra: no okay
DM: but sure she kind of puts it up and she before she walks away she says I’ll be sure we don’t want any appetizers for the table
Aerendyl: election day
Lucian: what’s a moonshot
Cyras & Lyssandra: um am I not ordering
Lucian: this guy he started so nice to you and you’re quite calm how about you you know help comment below
Cyras & Lyssandra: Pro yeah they just has an order
Aerendyl: you know
Aerendyl: I thought
Cyras & Lyssandra: also Dragon ordered an appetizer but just for himself
Aerendyl: bread and butter and a drink
DM: bro my mother does that all the time by the way she will order off the appetizer menu
Cyras & Lyssandra: sometimes it’s the way to go
Rick: it’s sometimes the appetizers are fucking hugely like nachos I don’t know I don’t understand how nachos is an appetizer when it’s
DM: she says
Lucian: like the chicken yeah
Cyras & Lyssandra: they’re huge and it’s kind of the way to go
Cyras & Lyssandra: dude dude
Cyras & Lyssandra: the Chili’s bacon ranch quesadilla that’s a fucking appetizer bro it’s just good
Lucian: you’re making me hungry don’t make me wrong
Rick: yeah like I never understood
DM: that are half the price of regular menu price items and they give you more in the appetizer than the actual meal sometimes
Cyras & Lyssandra: I’m just trying to
Lucian: do not the cat do not the cat do not the cat
DM: okay anyways what would you like me
Cyras & Lyssandra: order triple diverse all good um
DM: sorry I apologize
Lucian: it’s gonna be really easy to remember Nate’s character’s name because he’s one of my students it’s so easy to remember
Cyras & Lyssandra: oh I’m one of your steps Flex I’m one of your students I’m here
Rick: wait what’s next name
Lucian: oh my gosh like he doesn’t do that he’s a good one
DM: Nate you take 12 points of psychic damage right now
DM: oh I wasn’t joking
Rick: Nate what
Cyras & Lyssandra: all right um
Cyras & Lyssandra: I don’t know what they want what do I get off the menu you have
Lucian: I recommend the shepherd’s pie
Cyras & Lyssandra: been with a menu no I’m joking I’m joking I’m joking I’m just a restaurant the last ones like I haven’t looked at I’m joking oh can I get
Lucian: what I would
Cyras & Lyssandra: can I get the ruby red I am willing to pay extra can you get them to crack a new
Cyras & Lyssandra: keg for me
Lucian: okay you drink a lot Maybe
DM: okay very well
Cyras & Lyssandra: I’m not going to drink the whole keg I just want something a little
Cyras & Lyssandra: pressure off the top I suppose
Lucian: is that what is that what would a Rick Stone do Rick Rick
Rick: know Rick drinks hard liquor sometimes
Lucian: okay good
DM: she says he’s says oh sorry just to make sure that we’re clear the ruby red comes in the bottle
Cyras & Lyssandra: absolutely then I’m totally willing to take that give me almost almost age place
DM: that gotcha
Cyras & Lyssandra: and then I would like to order the the blacksmith School
Cyras & Lyssandra: with extra onions and cooked rare
Cyras & Lyssandra: and then we’ll get a bread and butter for the table
DM: bread and butter platter but the table
DM: all I see
DM: anything else for you
Lucian: you guys have coffee actually no you don’t forget know that’s my thing
Cyras & Lyssandra: that’s that’s all
DM: very well I understand I have one in the family as she turns to walk away
Cyras & Lyssandra: Flex Flex she’s talking about someone with Down Syndrome
Lucian: one of the family I’m gonna I cast Fireball
Aerendyl: you have
DM: to autism
Lucian: by the way like I do not have a single ounce of that on me at all in terms of physically visible so I don’t know where she’s getting that from other than maybe just me
DM: no no the way that you be asking questions she thinks you got to touch it at autism such as autism
Cyras & Lyssandra: he’s been infected with the Chisholm um I kind of want I guess who waiting on food here I feel like the scenes for a new group correct with among a feel like we should kind of just whatever buddy is um
Lucian: that’s fair
Lucian: I’m just out of reality
Cyras & Lyssandra: kind of pushing on and off I get a group bonding activity if you will I’m if anybody wants to go on table and say an interesting fact about you I just really what they just basically I’m like hey
DM: that’s good guys
Lucian: you are a teacher
Lucian: I’m gonna I’m gonna look at
Lucian: how sir you must be a teacher you my tutor used to do this she like oh what’s something that you know was you tell me about yourself
Cyras & Lyssandra: give me what’s the Icebreaker what’s the I mean I just want to know a little bit about everybody is just a you say your name and then something that starts at the same letter as your name is that the iceberg here we’re going with no I
Lucian: hi I’m Lucian and I like local
Aerendyl: my name is Lucy and I like a Four Loko
Lucian: like basically
Cyras & Lyssandra: mean come on the shity Icebreaker right now no I don’t want to see aspect I want to just kind of get the general who you want to start this Mister if you want to know about us why don’t you tell us about you absolutely
Lucian: losing starts shaking his leg and like picking at the table
Rick: I started jerking on
Lucian: like nervous you could tell
Cyras & Lyssandra: I guess
Aerendyl: can I bet that dog
Cyras & Lyssandra: my name is Cyrus I started out as a scholar in Luna I was a I grew and to be a diplomat my
Cyras & Lyssandra: didn’t really
Cyras & Lyssandra: get to anywhere with it so my name holds a little bit of power here and there but nothing and saying nothing crazy within the right circles I guess um but I go under a famous college there and became a became good at what I do and just kind of ended up staying there for a while did a little bit of traveling went to bond Trent went to where the fuck the other places that I can’t remember right now um
Cyras & Lyssandra: I went to farmtrac and we went here as just kind of a general understanding of them and then I
Cyras & Lyssandra: kind of just dropped off the face of the Earth for a little while didn’t do anything incredible didn’t do anything insane just kind of
Cyras & Lyssandra: stayed at home worked menial jobs until I kind of made my way I guess over here I was doing a little bit of this boy I hope to get back into trying something new with an adventuring party and I stumbled upon you guys
Lucian: very open
Lucian: I like that
Cyras & Lyssandra: I mean if you would you like to go next listen
Lucian: no no
Cyras & Lyssandra: I’m sure the rest of us will be as well please tell us a little bit about it
DM: just know
Lucian: okay fine make me and like literally he starts to like he puts both elbows on the table like covering his mouth
Lucian: a little bit not like yeah I kind of like this so um I’m Lucy and Leandro Raven shade I’m just kind of
Lucian: a person doing like you know nobody I have a business well had a business does it really work anymore oh I will say another thing about it my business did leave me to learn about you know it was very fun individual that I actually kind of like hanging out with but that’s besides the point I’m kind of just here because circumstance brought me um
Cyras & Lyssandra: I understand that um
Cyras & Lyssandra: do you do anything interesting before you open your shop
Cyras & Lyssandra: plans I checked that
Cyras & Lyssandra: okay fair enough all right you already know I’m not I’m not impressively right um just call like what I understand that um
DM: changes pulls up like like Captain America did so you got attention
Lucian: hmm thank you
Cyras & Lyssandra: anyone else you guys want to kind of job gesture to I assumed it was the other side of the booth yeah
Cyras & Lyssandra: so I think that two people on each side of the one person sitting about awkward chair pulled up at the middle yeah I think yeah
Aerendyl: I guess no good next
Cyras & Lyssandra: kind of like
Lucian: Shane shows up
Cyras & Lyssandra: look around to
Lucian: change shows up hey you want to know something about me
Cyras & Lyssandra: ever made the question is are you sitting at the head of the table backwards in the chair oh my God like arms okay like just
Aerendyl: know you gotten
Lucian: so you want to talk about season 2
Cyras & Lyssandra: oh my God
Cyras & Lyssandra: sure sure you don’t fuk it sure I’ll sit also that they like youth pastor style I’ll just sit at the end of the day
Aerendyl: if I get I’ll go next um names Arendelle
Aerendyl: I’m a high elf from thoracic real
Aerendyl: I mean Adventure I’ve done my fair share of
Aerendyl: battling I am a veteran when it comes to War I was in the
Aerendyl: last Reliance military and I did fight a war and I lost I pull out my Metallica can I lost my
Aerendyl: arm and leg
Aerendyl: married to a tiefling
Lucian: oh nice
Lucian: no offense
Aerendyl: what do you mean no offense
Lucian: well actually I think about it
Aerendyl: I despise I despise a race called Dark Elves the most
Aerendyl: I thought a
Aerendyl: foot of dragon once
Lucian: was it big
Aerendyl: it was
Aerendyl: pretty big yeah
Lucian: red black green gray brown I’m curious
Aerendyl: red red in the red a little bit of black yes
Lucian: did you win
Aerendyl: um technically
Lucian: okay good
Aerendyl: it was like a barrage and then we like
Aerendyl: it doesn’t really matter details don’t matter what’s done is done
Aerendyl: fuck what else do I do
Lucian: you seem like maybe the kind of person who had a traumatic experience with his arm I don’t know
Aerendyl: oh yeah no I’m I was handicapped for many of years until I decided to unhy cat myself and I created my own I am a Craftsman
Lucian: you you build it how you build it
Aerendyl: some of an artificial myself
Aerendyl: born and raised
Aerendyl: the idea is to keep the last room closed off to the public but diplomats are welcome if
Aerendyl: I mean if things go well and I go back
Aerendyl: yeah it’s
Aerendyl: depends on
Aerendyl: if diplomacy is needed I mean everything’s so far is good after we won the war
DM: here we would
Aerendyl: that is true you never know those details are lurking
Lucian: I’m assuming
Lucian: okay so you say dark elf why do you gesture at the fact that it’s not really would you say erased yeah why
Aerendyl: the Earth beneath my boots
Lucian: I’m assuming you kind of like went to war with them potentially
DM: the half elf kind of comes back with with all of your guys’s food as she’s setting it down she says just
Aerendyl: yes same instigated the war we used to have like a peaceful border but they just kept crossing over stealing land desecrating the forests
Cyras & Lyssandra: you reporter Hopper
Lucian: yeah so I don’t like immigrants in
Cyras & Lyssandra: more hours my God so try to just said
Aerendyl: well we don’t let anybody in
Aerendyl: we don’t let anyone in unless it’s
Lucian: that like maybe you guys share the same that you should the same consonant but I guess my question would be like
Aerendyl: the same content anymore we we win we won its
Lucian: well you I passed guns
Lucian: wait you kill them all
Aerendyl: yeah we said
Aerendyl: well not all of them there’s still more lurking but you know
Aerendyl: everyone we find we you know investigate in if push comes to Sophie exterminate
Rick: ruby red
Lucian: let’s six started the way to deal with it
Cyras & Lyssandra: who got what butter
Lucian: who got
Cyras & Lyssandra: yeah who got what what goes where
DM: um we have you got the Fishers catch the day roasted not boiled slightly juicy with three pints of beer flax seeds last Lucian you got the shepherd’s pie along with two shots of whiskey Dragon you got the dwarf meat as well as the bread and butter platter glow you got the apple and whatever burnt cake or Burt crumble sorry along with Eldon moonshine and two shots of whiskey Nate you got the Ruby yeah I can’t I can’t English along with the blacksmith’s Grill extra onions cooked rare along with a bread and butter platter for the table
Cyras & Lyssandra: oh wow
Lucian: Verne cake
Lucian: here Eric
Aerendyl: I think
Cyras & Lyssandra: all right that does
Lucian: is he like the transcription you know what yeah
Aerendyl: that deserves a 41
Lucian: you’re a real winner
Cyras & Lyssandra: now now the real question is how long does the waitress struggle to remember a show gonna platter here who got this and who got
DM: you know what you know hanging out for her history check
Aerendyl: natural one
Lucian: I give her guidance like I suddenly
DM: oh okay all right she only struggles with with who gets the Elven moonshine she plays it in front of in front of the Dragon
DM: um just by default um
Cyras & Lyssandra: yeah push it over the underage child to the underage child
Aerendyl: I’m on duty I cannot get drunk
Lucian: okay you know
Cyras & Lyssandra: I’ll just
Lucian: what is it with this drink you act like it’s
DM: but as she’s kind of putting it all down she says just to be clear there’s plenty of dark elves still around they just locked in the pitiful dimension
Lucian: can I try
Lucian: lovely beautiful Adventure wait huh
Aerendyl: you’re right they’re in the dimension find a way to get to the dimension kill the source
Lucian: excuse me you’re talking about the dimensional travel
Cyras & Lyssandra: oh I can do that but I’d like to I’d like to use my my spell list that I have since I’m playing Shane and I would like to cast plane shift
Aerendyl: I need to contact someone
DM: got it got it got it Shane then shifts planes to the shadowfell you all stay there because
Cyras & Lyssandra: all right
Lucian: can I play shift
Aerendyl: I’m gonna contact
Cyras & Lyssandra: oh shit fuck all right all right Nick I’ll make a new character
DM: anyways um
DM: but yeah she kind of put some all the food and she says I’ll be back if you guys need anything else
Lucian: can I try the that drink by any chance I never
Aerendyl: no I’m gonna I’m gonna just like put my hand
Cyras & Lyssandra: yeah give him one as well he’d loved one
Lucian: can it can I just take a little sip something
Rick: nope nope nope no no you have two whiskeys
Cyras & Lyssandra: yeah I also have two ways could ma’am could you
Lucian: I quickly grasp and if she’s okay if she told me I quickly grasp and just take like a tongue and go
Cyras & Lyssandra: yeah yeah absolutely that’s fine
DM: on saving throw
Cyras & Lyssandra: it’s actually fun oh my God
Lucian: I don’t think I’ll get a need that
DM: don’t worry you didn’t drink enough so like actually like you know okay oh but
Aerendyl: okay maybe we should use knockout in this scenario and set of Cayo because chaos sounds like you’re getting death
DM: you know what that’s a good point that’s a good point Khan saving throw with advantage
Aerendyl: it’s full circle earlier
Aerendyl: natural one natural one
Lucian: uh natural 19 before modifiers
DM: okay okay like you’re you’re pretty fine it does that you just a little bit but you’re good
Cyras & Lyssandra: but I’m gonna start doing the classic like I’m gonna hold the bottle I’m gonna pop the top I’m gonna pour it in the top of the wine glass you know spin the wine glass the whole nine yards
DM: of cool and on
DM: the whole night go ahead and roll performance check for me pretty please
Aerendyl: got a snippet
Cyras & Lyssandra: I’m just
Cyras & Lyssandra: performance dirty 20
DM: dirty 20 you guys are all just kind of like caught like just staring at this master class of dealing with one the proper
Cyras & Lyssandra: it seems to talk about himself here has Andrew talked about himself here
DM: another listen to it swirl around the little sip before the good actual swallow the whole nine yards this man is perfected the art of drinking alcohol
Aerendyl: are you
Aerendyl: sorry so you know Billy
Cyras & Lyssandra: to an extent yes the general
Lucian: what’s that supposed to taste like anything
Aerendyl: Lucy and arrow hits soon trust me
Cyras & Lyssandra: um I don’t want to I don’t want to rush through if you would
Cyras & Lyssandra: we’ve done speaking about yourself I don’t want to rush through it if you want but I know we have a couple of other people who need to hear about
Aerendyl: yeah no that’s pretty much all about me
Aerendyl: as long as you don’t
Aerendyl: try and stop me from my goal you’re good as long as you don’t interfere with me
Aerendyl: oh in my
Aerendyl: as is a mild party member once said blatantly erased them the more
Cyras & Lyssandra: I won’t step on your toes if you don’t step on the rest of ours I’m sure that to that sentiment goes round
Lucian: he’s like stepping on someone’s toes with her though wouldn’t it
Aerendyl: Lucian it’s a form of expression
Cyras & Lyssandra: he eats
Lucian: I feel like expression isn’t something unfamiliar with
Aerendyl: Lucy we need to get you a dictionary and let you just look over some words and phrases
Lucian: well I mean I I get the idea I used to study like a little bit of you know the stuff I just never paid attention because it was just you know
Cyras & Lyssandra: well can I
Aerendyl: do you live in society
Cyras & Lyssandra: butter is he butter is he says as he’s oh
Aerendyl: take another show
Lucian: okay let’s take another shot
Lucian: the drink the whiskey or or I mean if she gets back with more Elven drink I’ll drink the Elven drink
Cyras & Lyssandra: I did order him an Elven drink so I assume she’s gonna come back with one yeah
Lucian: okay I golf it down the whole thing
DM: no you don’t get advantage on that one
Lucian: just be natural 17 before modifiers
DM: all right cool and are your last time you just kind of
DM: taste it this time you’re like good
Lucian: no interesting yeah basically
DM: is that correct
DM: okay full send you’re good for the first couple seconds you are flat-out drunk
Cyras & Lyssandra: second part
DM: um I get that that’d be difficult for you but you’re just you’re barely hanging in there to be honest with you
DM: remember how queasy were earlier whatever the fight was happening double that
Lucian: it’s like similar okay
Lucian: that’s interesting
DM: yeah yeah
Cyras & Lyssandra: want to kind of it’s just it’s a I want to look over at the child
Lucian: look burn it’s weird it doesn’t have taste does it what
Lucian: it’s just like a
Lucian: negative thing
Cyras & Lyssandra: look over at Los Angeles and just kind of like
Cyras & Lyssandra: why don’t you go ahead and tell us a little bit about
Cyras & Lyssandra: them you before you end up like him
Cyras & Lyssandra: well me
DM: by the way those of you that actually can see you notice that her drink has become down about like 23%
Aerendyl: he thinks it’s poisoned
Cyras & Lyssandra: oh my God yes am I can I take the like end of my staff because it’s not that one can take the end of my stop I just kind of Hold the top of the glass down she can’t grab it to drink until we’re done with the conversation
Aerendyl: looks like another Choice Cyrus
Aerendyl: you got to make the tough decision
Aerendyl: Bottoms Up and I drink my meat
Cyras & Lyssandra: so I have two glasses of whiskey one I hand over to that you’re not totally what the fuck is your name Iraq thank you
Cyras & Lyssandra: and I go
Cyras & Lyssandra: for you as a thank you for back back there absolutely and I assume I’m gonna try to like you know you know you took a shet to the down the shot thing with you right
Cyras & Lyssandra: but I’m join you after after we hear about you
Cyras & Lyssandra: I don’t think it’s poisoned I just don’t want you to get too slammed before we can have actual conversation
Cyras & Lyssandra: don’t want I don’t want I’m gonna like like four longingly look at my glass of wine and just pick up the shot like sturdy like I’ll take this sit here in real time okay
Cyras & Lyssandra: the people
Cyras & Lyssandra: like Hawaiian you could call them they
Cyras & Lyssandra: raise me to do this and does everyone’s enjoying their food I’d like to like Exorcist style 360 my whole head around with like bones crunch blood squelching sounds as everyone enjoys their meals just to grow this 360 veteran
DM: I absolutely
Lucian: I got like I got like a shiver kind of like oh that’s new oh
Cyras & Lyssandra: they like it when I do with that but I am
Cyras & Lyssandra: good I’m
Lucian: learned from a friend um
Lucian: what would Rick do
Cyras & Lyssandra: my fucking god that is nor do I care
Rick: I’ve started a movement
Cyras & Lyssandra: so what just I mean why don’t you tell us like how did you how did you end up here all of a sudden how are you running from somebody once you dead
Lucian: next that’s Rick
Cyras & Lyssandra: all I know is I decided I would no longer be a weapon for them so I left and they
Cyras & Lyssandra: like that too much she was looking for somebody
Cyras & Lyssandra: do you think you do this and I like how to break my arm not to her people I think this is for fun I don’t have enough do you know who those people were was it who made me into this weapon yeah yes my parents but like a name of like an organization or something yeah
Lucian: I’ll reckon Alaric
Lucian: I found some fun party trick
Lucian: actually both have daddy issues
Cyras & Lyssandra: exactly go
Cyras & Lyssandra: back here let’s just say so I’m gonna do in this on the Run Thing by myself turns out it’s pretty cool you just kind of do whatever you want there’s no bedtime you know anybody telling you what to do you don’t have to eat vegetables you can order dress it’s kind of a nice life here fully you don’t have to be alone anymore we won’t control you like they did but I just as long as you understand the risk of those people will not leave me alone until I’m dead or drug back there
Cyras & Lyssandra: I’m sure this will be just fine
Lucian: it doesn’t sound like there
Cyras & Lyssandra: finish the rest of
Cyras & Lyssandra: my I will take the fucking into my staff off of it and kind of like well last what I guess
DM: oh pull on the rest of the Elven drink
Cyras & Lyssandra: all the drink I just drink that bitch
DM: all right we’re gonna go Kan say for that one
Cyras & Lyssandra: and you’re gonna get murdered on my
DM: I disadvantaged by the way because you’re already gone
Cyras & Lyssandra: yeah reasonable
Cyras & Lyssandra: so already gone well well glow is just about to get absolutely fucking torch I’m gonna just kind of like point at Andrew and just go and last what’s going on at least two story but that would be a four
Cyras & Lyssandra: that’s a toothless two boys I’m dead
DM: we’ll get back to in a minute
Rick: well would you what do we want Beginnings or do we want to currently
Cyras & Lyssandra: I might be done
Cyras & Lyssandra: I mean how did you I guess the tldr much like I said how did you get from
Lucian: up to you
Lucian: dang you ripped
Lucian: excuse you
Cyras & Lyssandra: close up close up the windows I’m so sorry they’re vaccinating Mike
Lucian: oh my gosh you need nothing
Cyras & Lyssandra: to see it tells it says never heard the garage door open with my nose suppression off has he
Aerendyl: that’s kind of like a juicy rip
Aerendyl: it’s awful it’s awful
Cyras & Lyssandra: so recently Mr I don’t know if we’ve had your name
Lucian: I know you’re not mad
Aerendyl: Mr Stone
Rick: I left my hometown when I was
14
Rick: founded teacher to teach me the ways of the Ancients became a paladin
Rick: for about 20 years
Rick: and then during that time I became a nomad buried my teacher
Rick: then basically went to small towns to be hired for protection
Cyras & Lyssandra: your repellent
Rick: I like to preserve yes I like to preserve as much as I can
Cyras & Lyssandra: what’s yours
Rick: ancients both of the ancients
Cyras & Lyssandra: so what’s your oath what what did you when you became a paladin what is the sense of rules you abide by what is your personal love
Rick: I believe hold on let me look it up because of the
Lucian: Kendall will Light Of Hope shelter life the light in Laughton art
Lucian: art and laughter
Rick: all on
Lucian: so basically everything that Lucy does
Cyras & Lyssandra: oh your Paladin too
Lucian: oh so your Paladin
Cyras & Lyssandra: you know I’m similar to about letting myself
Rick: basically good prevails oh the law nature preserved artifacts preserved they usually
Lucian: oh your nature preserver let’s
Rick: some would say not to Drew it I’m not a tree hugger but
Lucian: well I don’t mind Tree Huggers but wait hang on you you out in the woods kind of thing explains the Moss
Lucian: sorry I called you Mothman I hope
Rick: yes I’m a very I’m a very nature
Rick: very nature written person
Lucian: wait a minute have you talked to squirrels or anything
Rick: if I talked to squirrels
Lucian: just curious
DM: the amount of Facebook that I have done
Rick: they don’t have interesting lives believe it or not the kind of boring Elks on the other hand are very interesting those I have talked to
Lucian: I think
Lucian: oh maybe we should go have a conversation with one I
Lucian: oh yes speak with animals so speak with Andrew as an animal language
Rick: I’m not an animal you that’s not that’s not how it works that’s
Lucian: oh man
Lucian: so you do that
Lucian: I guess then
Lucian: why were you
Lucian: where you were in the moment you were
Lucian: or just kind of walking around
Rick: oh I’m just I’m a nomad
Lucian: I know you’re not mad but why are you walking around
Cyras & Lyssandra: he’s a he’s somebody who likes to travel
Rick: hmm you see
Rick: there’s there’s a title
Rick: Lucy and there’s a title called Nomad and o m a d and what the description of one is no space what true it’s a weird word but pretty much what we do is we travel without reason without purpose normally some do I don’t
Lucian: this is bad grammar
Cyras & Lyssandra: here one
Aerendyl: it water
Lucian: so you’re kind of like me you should well I guess I’m more like you but like different
Rick: well I I don’t have a home and you’re not like me well
Rick: you can try to be I don’t recommend it
Lucian: not in that sense I mean what do we do
Rick: that’s a mindset not personality
Rick: you see many people follow my mindset’s but not my personality
Rick: two different things
Lucian: okay so
Rick: but I am a protector of small villages basically there’s a pack of Thieves I like to break them down or if there’s animals that shouldn’t be where they are
Rick: I move them
Lucian: okay so like doing the work that people actually don’t want to do I respect that
Rick: yes but for money
Lucian: well yes but still it’s nice of you
Rick: I don’t do stuff for free
Lucian: I start biting I start biting into the food by the way
Lucian: like man this is
Cyras & Lyssandra: how’s the food tastes
DM: um the food I mean have him roll for cooking tastes absolutely phenomenal um
DM: yeah as you guys kind of start eating and and you know
Aerendyl: we’re just talking and we turn
DM: and you gotta like turn because you realize that you don’t hear any chewing from their glow is completely not not there yet but completely like Stone Face like you ever seen like somebody completely like um hi where they’re just like
Lucian: I have another
DM: like they can’t comprar in the world that’s basically how glow is right now if you probably taped on on their forehead they probably just
DM: types situation one strong Breeze would would not come over
Cyras & Lyssandra: I hit the
Cyras & Lyssandra: what are you know the link the whole like
Aerendyl: thunder away
Cyras & Lyssandra: you know like pressure point shit like the human body
DM: yeah yeah
Cyras & Lyssandra: I assume there’s a pressure point I can hit is with them like this that makes her just kind of
Cyras & Lyssandra: like okay
Cyras & Lyssandra: I don’t know if my pressure points are in the place they’re supposed to be as mildly concerned
DM: ah you could definitely try but like I said if you just took your your cane and just kind of like like just tap them on the side of the head like the body would just
Cyras & Lyssandra: so is that what you want
DM: like I mean it’s already at that point
Cyras & Lyssandra: what is your plan here it’s it’s a like a new character
DM: so just to be abundantly clear for anybody that’s not following
DM: Elven alcohol is not true alcohol it is magically infused liquid to mimic alcohol so you can actually like get knocked out you just get the most drunk you have ever been in your life
Cyras & Lyssandra: fair enough
Cyras & Lyssandra: reasonable fair enough genuinely what I want to do is I want to like
Cyras & Lyssandra: I say wrap is not the right word but I want to like hit like kind of tap on like for that yes to like just kind of like
Cyras & Lyssandra: if it’s gonna make per collapse and just kind of like basically prevent her from falling into the food on the table and just kind of like do I fall into the food in the table or the person sitting next to me because I also don’t know something I want to try and like catch you and basically lean you back next to you like you’re on like you’re at the end of the table and I’m like the edge of the booth yeah she
Cyras & Lyssandra: was on my side of the table with me is the question
Cyras & Lyssandra: that’s actually really good question we’ve got two and two who’s Andrew because I assumed wagon and flex would be setting together
Rick: what’s up
Cyras & Lyssandra: yeah it’s blanket and flux and then glowing Andrew and then me at the head right
Rick: yeah yeah
DM: I think so yeah
Cyras & Lyssandra: so that’s where I’m like I want to kind of just
Lucian: this is our commissioned by the way
Cyras & Lyssandra: slump slump them back so they’re not dying and just kind of call the waitress over we’ll take the chat
Cyras & Lyssandra: trying you just realized this
Lucian: but by the way
Aerendyl: I realize that a while ago I just wanted to write it down and words
Cyras & Lyssandra: yeah for once in my goddamn life
Lucian: Lucian is like eating I guess you could say but like he’s like not enjoying it funny enough he’s just like kind of putting it down to put it down and then leaves the play a half empty
Cyras & Lyssandra: I’m gonna pee
Cyras & Lyssandra: going in
Rick: separate I shall be paying for the little one though
Aerendyl: the little one in question
Lucian: you very nice by the way I’m sorry I made that statement there I just thought you were talking down to me that’s all
Rick: good but
Rick: hey Lucy
Lucian: hmm yeah
Rick: come here let me whisper into your ear
Lucian: he wants to my buddy what do you want to do
Rick: now now you say I am interested in you would you like
Lucian: right no
Rick: for me to accompany you to your house tonight
Lucian: no I’m not gonna say about listeners proper etiquette I can’t do that
Cyras & Lyssandra: here for me
Rick: that’s what we’re etiquette
Lucian: but I’m so here’s the thing Eileen and closer and I make sure I’m being very very very quiet
Cyras & Lyssandra: for myself
Cyras & Lyssandra: with that
Lucian: there’s kind of somebody you know what I mean
Lucian: so I don’t want to like yeah just don’t even
Lucian: and then I lean back and I just look actually afterwards on you I kind of have to go
Lucian: I guess talk to her real quick I’m assuming we’re going to be fighting these people
DM: as she comes back with a multiple pieces of paper and hence all of the all the bills so you guys she said that she’ll be back in a moment to collect payment you all look at it and the price of the food seems
DM: a little expensive but fair the subtotal comes out to only two gold
DM: but then there’s a gratuity of four taxes and fees of 8 goals then the transaction fee of six gold then the processing fee of four goals and verification be of two gold
Cyras & Lyssandra: on Jesus
DM: bringing the total to 26 gold per person
Cyras & Lyssandra: you can use the word for the Box yeah can we go to go box if we’re paying this much fucking shit since I’ve passed out and did not eat my
DM: you can ask
Lucian: no no no don’t do it no no you know why she’s gonna charge us for it
Rick: you’re not
Cyras & Lyssandra: fan don’t you drunk to pay
Cyras & Lyssandra: yeah that’s fine I’m too tired to pay for it here’s what it okay I’m gonna see I’m gonna see if this probably not gonna work on that much but I’m gonna go whenever she comes back
Cyras & Lyssandra: obviously to go box
DM: she when she comes back and you asked for the to go box she says of course of course so the only complementary item we have
Cyras & Lyssandra: let’s go food needed to go box so you guys all chill and I
Aerendyl: know and I mean I just got
Cyras & Lyssandra: only kind of I’ll take the rest of my bottle of wine with me he just puts it in his basically um and I’m gonna kind of like um
Cyras & Lyssandra: I believe this one I am this was under duty of Jesus Christ helicopter I want to wear this um this is
Cyras & Lyssandra: this is a position of nobility I don’t know if we can perhaps get some of these fees waived or maybe perhaps but down a little bit because a little bit expensive for something that was necessary business
DM: oh loyalty we should have said there’s a royalty fee unfortunately
Cyras & Lyssandra: we try to write this off on your taxes bro
Cyras & Lyssandra: I’m oh I’m not royalty its nobility it’s quite different it’s a getting getting everything
DM: ah nobility unfortunately we don’t have anything special vulnerability
Cyras & Lyssandra: to make this a tax write-off yes
Cyras & Lyssandra: do you want to pay 26 gold
Cyras & Lyssandra: yeah yeah
Aerendyl: what about bounty hunters
Lucian: what about a founding businessman who can’t seem to pay rent
Aerendyl: he’s a business owner
Cyras & Lyssandra: shop owner yeah he’s a shop owner
DM: oh you wanna a fantastic for your meal and your meal only we wave the transaction processing and verification fees
Lucian: if you’ve increased the price I’m going to cry
Lucian: you wave it you wait what do you mean wait a minute
Cyras & Lyssandra: no okay okay oh my gosh it’s gonna be like out yo
Lucian: oh you mean like oh my gosh you
Rick: by make it to go away
Cyras & Lyssandra: look can we can we get to can I knock one of those gold pieces off if I asked a really nicely because it’s gonna bug me that I have 99 gold pieces
Lucian: make it
Rick: hello fine shit
Cyras & Lyssandra: now you could give them a one gold tip
DM: sorry we can’t offer any additional discounts by the way Lucy and that comes up to 14 gold for you
Aerendyl: I’m gonna I’m gonna give you a gold coin
Lucian: only that’s not bad
Cyras & Lyssandra: but hey butter can I cast friends
Cyras & Lyssandra: and all right never mind
DM: that by the way for the record employees don’t get employee discount
Aerendyl: Nate I give you one gold coin
Cyras & Lyssandra: we’re friends
Cyras & Lyssandra: and that was capitalist World bro what the fuck
DM: this is a very
Cyras & Lyssandra: is awful look we should
Lucian: know you know it’s funny that sounds very familiar
DM: okay for the record just to make this clear the place that this is based on is from a TV show and it is so much worse than this is
Cyras & Lyssandra: look at look here we go guys
Cyras & Lyssandra: we are a new one group we have to do something something big something influential it’s really my Mark I say we go and get rid of capitalism let’s go straight to the top let’s go to the let’s go to the cat go a couple of capitalism is a very bad thing
Lucian: I don’t think
Lucian: it Kevin is like a whole thing like no no no
Aerendyl: not really into politics
Lucian: and I don’t like politics I try to stay away from
Cyras & Lyssandra: hey genuine question was what is politics what is that what is that word mean
Lucian: I wanted the theater
Lucian: politics like people who lie in steel and then take your money like you know
Cyras & Lyssandra: you know I can’t say he’s wrong
DM: taxation is theft
Cyras & Lyssandra: that’s my thoughts yeah look
Lucian: they tax you and so they have nothing left
Cyras & Lyssandra: you’re right so let’s go and put a stop to it
Lucian: and these are fake know but no people don’t need to get
Cyras & Lyssandra: let’s go stop and stop capitalism huh that’s my thoughts on this what
Lucian: I can’t just stop cabinet I read a bunch of books that’s not gonna like stop in a day
Aerendyl: I mean
Rick: will you bring books too
Cyras & Lyssandra: what was your results on cat your thoughts on capitalists oh okay yeah
Lucian: oh yeah that looks wait a minute hang on hang on if you’re mad hang on just one second hello mad do you read books
Aerendyl: you can read
Rick: yes I do read books
Lucian: oh what kind of books
Rick: I read nature books
Cyras & Lyssandra: it’s just trees Andrew just retrace
Lucian: wait a minute
Lucian: no no
Rick: I like to I like to keep updated on new species when I can learn about them
Aerendyl: where we so you read nature about a book made out of nature
Lucian: I I take the I take by the way
Rick: it is crazy how the ecosystem of the world works
Lucian: you Lucy and just kind of pulls from underneath whatever he was like kind of had like maybe a satchel and it’s literally just a book that is thick with just all types of plants it’s herbalism everything yeah
Aerendyl: it is crazy
Rick: it’s yaoi
Rick: oh it’s yeah we all right it’s
Rick: Omni book of yah
Lucian: and I like open up to a page and it’s like so you see these beans right here they have like a question mark they say you see how it’s like under heat extreme conditions so I kind of accidentally learned how coffee was made and like
Lucian: I didn’t know by the way proprietary idea please don’t steal it
Lucian: kindly don’t hurt me
Rick: the the other pages are yaoi that’s just a one normal page
Aerendyl: we don’t talk about lucian’s yaoi book
Lucian: oh by the way the book itself it’s relatively simple however on the edges are like this growing Moss funny enough and
Rick: he comes in the alley book okay
Lucian: know and there’s this like there’s an aroma of like you know how burnt
Lucian: like ash smells after the fire is gone out
Lucian: it’s very similar to that
Rick: he comes Ash guys he’s old
Lucian: no I don’t
DM: all right
Aerendyl: already um
DM: well before we move on to that um I think that
DM: I think that there’s actually a perfect place to end right up right as you guys are leaving the
Rick: he’s having fun
DM: I’m sorry man I know I was having fun too but
Cyras & Lyssandra: Andrew said I just started to have fun for seconds
Cyras & Lyssandra: here cooking
Rick: Dynamic the setup is pretty Peak
Cyras & Lyssandra: it’s pretty great
Rick: I’m fucking with it
Aerendyl: dude the opening to The Campaign I say it feels like a new campaign
Cyras & Lyssandra: it doesn’t feel like it’s the same world it’s a new campaign and here’s the thing genuinely it is just a new campaign in the same world
Rick: it’s it’s like Mighty 9 after Vox Machina how like Fox Market out was pretty much over with
Aerendyl: it’s also very different in terms of the start and the progression of what we’re doing
Cyras & Lyssandra: it’s a vibe
Aerendyl: holy shit I love everyone’s characters
Cyras & Lyssandra: yeah these are all right they’re so good
DM: oh my gosh they’re so good
Lucian: yeah yeah me too
Aerendyl: there’s not a single Miss
Cyras & Lyssandra: now these are phenomenal
DM: I lucid’s hilarious
Rick: luciana’s fucking peek I don’t know Flex I don’t know how you pulled Eli off as a character without thinking that you were Eli it’s it’s
Cyras & Lyssandra: you’re just you lied and I love it
DM: oh yes
Rick: it is astonishing
Cyras & Lyssandra: dude can we can we can we please get it on that session so he can fucking see himself being played
DM: and I love how it’s great how the youngest member like glow is just way more emotionally mature than they can Lucy and over here it’s just it’s so good
Aerendyl: I’m scared
Cyras & Lyssandra: yeah yeah it’s great it’s so good
Rick: know yeah it’s fucking hilarious
Cyras & Lyssandra: good day
Aerendyl: dude I
Aerendyl: this might be the best start to a campaign I’ve ever been in not saying it’s like the best campaign I think it’s like the best start
Lucian: I think so yeah
Cyras & Lyssandra: it’s pretty great
Lucian: yeah yeah
Cyras & Lyssandra: this is a damn good session but are you just start just start felt very fluid yeah you did a good job this is good
DM: y’all did great y’all did great
Rick: straight forward
Rick: roleplay was actually very well on all signs
Cyras & Lyssandra: the role play tonight has been phenomenal for everybody this is great
DM: oh yeah you guys were locked in those fantastic
Aerendyl: and it staged it didn’t feel staged at all
Cyras & Lyssandra: no yeah that’s great
Lucian: I this is what
DM: now you guys are just trying to talk it just you guys are insane
Rick: we must be critical role
Lucian: let’s be critical role
Rick: guys we must be critical role
Aerendyl: upload this to Spotify
Cyras & Lyssandra: wait we did a new name
DM: broke bro no no not me what got me was whenever you guys were like trying to introduce yourself with the first time like who are you and this kid who’s just goes he’s a really famous picture
Lucian: I’ll find over Adam
Rick: say wow
Cyras & Lyssandra: nah dude dude dude the best part
Cyras & Lyssandra: what’s your dogs and this pie this song
Aerendyl: tell me a dog fried this right
Cyras & Lyssandra: talk Friday’s rice
Lucian: You’re Gonna Learn to Love More
Cyras & Lyssandra: come on
DM: Shepherd’s existed
Lucian: let me just say that I spent the entirety well almost the entirety of Shane existing has spent being not not in the sense of like creating the lore for this character but developing his personality because you know how like I’ll develop lore like more than anything and I yeah I even I tell him back a little bit all right and I said focus more on the actual personality of self and I think it’s I think it’s a permanent thing I’m gonna go for with yeah
Cyras & Lyssandra: it’s so fine
Cyras & Lyssandra: yes flux
Aerendyl: it’s paying off
Rick: yeah it’s paying off hella
DM: yeah it’s really good
Rick: I can’t wait to finish fucking Rick’s
Lucian: I took
DM: oh gosh
Rick: backstory because it’s gonna be banging
Aerendyl: dude okay
Cyras & Lyssandra: it don’t worry we have two weeks
Aerendyl: so yeah two weeks we got
Rick: I have two weeks