2025-07-16 Transcript

Aerendyl: I’m not having my kids.
Aragorn: I’m not.
Shain: All right. Ready.
DM: Katte kilo the
Shain: Okay.
Aerendyl: You do, do you.
Shain: We love Jews.
Shain: Yeah.
Aerendyl: You said, you say, I’m here to go a whole lot of lead.
Aragorn: No, we don’t.
Aragorn: Real quick story.
Aragorn: It’s like two minutes, but trust.
Aragorn: You would want to hear this as well.
Aragorn: So this lady comes in, right?
Aerendyl: Come.
Shain: Yep.
Aragorn: It’s actually a modem.
Shain: Good.
Shain: As clear coms, of course, yeah.
Aragorn: Because she said Spectrum said that this modem won’t work.
Aragorn: They have to use the Spectrum modem.
Aragorn: Fair enough.
Shain: Mm hmm.
Aragorn: So she returns it.
Shain: Hmm.
Aragorn: Okay?
Aragorn: And she’s like, I want to return back on my debit card.
Aragorn: I check the debit card.
Aragorn: It’s all good.
Aragorn: And then I tell her, because it’s returning back on the credit card,
Aragorn: it’s going to take a couple of business days due to banks and what not.
Aerendyl: Yeah.
Aragorn: You know how it is.
DM: to avoid fraud now.
Aragorn: Money doesn’t go instantly in your account.
Aragorn: That’s not how it works.
Aragorn: And she said exactly.
DM: What?
Aragorn: And then she said, it’s because Walmart are Jews.
Aragorn: I tell her it takes maybe one to two business days for the money to go on your account.
Aragorn: And she says it’s because they’re Jews.
Aragorn: They want to spend the money before they make it back to reimburse me.
DM: Does she know how much Walmart makes in an hour?
Aragorn: Yes, ma’am.
DM: Huh?
Aragorn: They want your 200 that you spent on a router. Aragorn: Yes. Aragorn: I literally just said, okay. DM: Pants. Aragorn: Yeah, sure. Aragorn: Yeah, yeah. Aragorn: You know what? Aragorn: Yeah, they all are sure. Aragorn: She looked at me like I was going to fucking agree with her. Aragorn: She gave me the. Aragorn: I'm like, what am I supposed to say in there? Aragorn: I'm not racist. Aragorn: I met in real life Kanye West want to be. DM: That's crazy. I ain't even go lie. Aragorn: Like what? Aragorn: How this Walmart not returning your money to prevent fraud, Jewish activity. Aerendyl: I'm sensing a lot of Jewish activity from this sector. Aragorn: I'm sensing penny pinching here. DM: I'm sensing racists. Aragorn: That's a fine racism. Aerendyl: Oh, there it is. Aragorn: I don't understand people. Aragorn: It's a weird man. Aragorn: Anyways. DM: Alright. Anyways, yes. Aragorn: Let us. DM: Let us continue here. Aerendyl: Let it. DM: Um. Aragorn: I don't know why it's so funny. Aragorn: I'm like, I'm dying over there. Aerendyl: I'm looking at butter space. DM: Thank you. Aragorn: What? Aerendyl: I'm sorry. Aragorn: Jesus, Jesus Christ. Aerendyl: I apologize for my actions. Aragorn: I need to buy a head of lettuce when I get down there. Aragorn: So that whenever butter says let us. Aerendyl: We're going to an international market. Aragorn: Oh, yeah, butter. DM: Alright. Aerendyl: We're getting Asian lettuce. Aragorn: We're going to an international market apparently. Aerendyl: We're going to have this cold idea. DM: Alright. So, previously on, um, we had a Aragorn: I wanted to get foreign food while we open up cards. Aerendyl: We're going to form, but I can't with no beetle. DM: basically long court case, a whole bunch of Nate yapping, and eventually, uh, you were exonerated of your crimes, and the general is going to have his own court case where he will be, um, probably found guilty of a multitude of things, probably up to an inclusion, including trees and well, you, you, you might find out later. Aragorn: Yeah. Aerendyl: I'm sorry. DM: Um, but you guys are now currently walking out of the, um, of the court building, the tribunal building. DM: Um, yes, I do. Where did you say you were going? DM: Yeah. Well, she's outboarded away. DM: Okay. Fair enough. DM: What are you saying? DM: Um, but as you kind of are leaving, not you, I can not get back to you in a minute. DM: A, um, a man kind of run up, runs up to you, um, Eric one. DM: Um, and he says, wait, wait, wait. Aragorn: Yes. DM: The judge here. DM: Oh gosh. DM: You wanted me to, to, to escort you while you're in the city. DM: He's concerned that the other general might try something or that he might have a complices. DM: He looks kind of on the older side, um, maybe early 40s. Aragorn: Inside check. DM: Uh, short and a second. Um, he has. Aragorn: Okay. DM: He has, um, he has red hair and two swords on either side of his waist. DM: Yeah, go ahead and make that an inside checkser. DM: Yes, you are. Aragorn: What? Aragorn: It's so compressed. Aragorn: Do they update this? Aragorn: Oh, no, no, no. Aragorn: That's an 18, my friend. DM: 18. I, well, with him rolling a crisp not one, you are almost 100% certain that this man is telling the truth. Aragorn: Sure, sure, I'll let them. DM: Um, if he is, if he is not telling the truth, then he must be mistaken and been misinformed himself. Aragorn: Yeah. Aragorn: Yeah, yeah, that's for me. DM: Um, he just has, um, he says, higher. Aerendyl: Thank you. DM: He, he's still out of breath, um, tries to continue to explain the, um, the other woman, she's also escaped from prison. DM: So we're just concerned that there might be more, more attempts on your life for really anything. Aragorn: No. DM: We're not sure. DM: But we thought it would be quite safe. Aragorn: I think the other woman has no correlation with me. Aragorn: I think that's my colleague has more stuff. DM: Uh, he, he, he kind of chuckles and says, yes, I know that you are all quite skilled, but, um, I am also sure that there are times that you are all not together. Aragorn: I don't think we did. Aragorn: I think we did. Aragorn: Yeah. DM: It's true. Even now it's just the two of you. DM: So, dragon, um, you are, as you are kind of walking out of the, that's a funny. DM: Oh, did you change your profile picture? DM: Oh my gosh. DM: Okay, you're walking out of the prison. DM: And that kind of puts you right near the entrance slash exit of the main tribunal hall. DM: I think I kind of see them off in the distance. DM: Error going and, um, and Shane talking to this red here at gentlemen. DM: Yes. DM: Yeah, that's what I mean, you're, you're kind of far away and you just came up the stairs. DM: So you don't really know what they're talking about. DM: Um, he is dressed somewhat different. DM: Uh, he doesn't appear to have any, he's not a, he doesn't appear to be wearing a proper military uniform. DM: Um, and he doesn't really appear to be wearing a guard uniform either. DM: He doesn't have, he doesn't have any like insignia or pins, um, that all the rest do to, um, give him a proper right. Aerendyl: Oh, so he's a peasant, not you. DM: So as far as you would be able to discern, he's probably just a peasant or mercenary or something on those lights. DM: Excuse me, how have you done his charity work? What do you mean? Aerendyl: I guess I'll walk up to them. DM: Gotcha, gotcha, gotcha. DM: Yeah, as you kind of walk up, uh, the red herred gentleman parents says, oh, yes, great. DM: Uh, you know what the, um, what your other, uh, friend is, the one with the full suit of armor and. Aerendyl: No. DM: Okay, well, I guess she'll catch up later. I guess I should properly introduce myself. DM: My name is Captain Theron Vale. Aerendyl: No, it's not. DM: Uh, I, I can assure you it is. Aerendyl: Are you sure? Shain: Is this the guy that came over? This is a different guy. DM: It is the same back. Sorry. Aerendyl: He's lying. DM: Yes. Shain: Oh. DM: Uh, Captain Theron Vale. Shain: Sorry for the inconvenience. Aerendyl: Don't listen to him. Shain: Captain. Sorry. Shain: Repeat yourself. Aerendyl: He looks like a Gary, not a Theronville. Shain: Theranville. DM: I can't agree. Shain: I'm sorry. DM: The father's name was Gary. Aerendyl: I'm telling you. Shain: That's Gary. Aerendyl: It's like a tag on time. Shain: Why does hang on hold on this gives me heavily on this attack on Titan vibes and I don't know why. DM: Yes, stop saying butter knows the reference to everything. Aerendyl: Why is there a dagger in his pouch? Shain: I got to have that new AI software. Shain: You know, you know, if you can hook. Shain: It's fine. DM: Hey, uh, no, no, no, no, those are two bags of holdings, uh, and these swords are hanging out of each of them. Aerendyl: Oh, oh. Shain: For a guy who looks this nice, you're sure running a breath easy. DM: Yeah, yeah. DM: What? Shain: I'm getting I'm getting there. Aerendyl: I'm sorry. DM: What did you just. Aragorn: Just suck them off. Aragorn: For a guy walking around, he got a pretty big dick. Shain: Hang on. Aerendyl: Did you seriously take a picture of yourself? Aragorn: Huh? Aragorn: That flexes himself. Shain: I'll get a better one. DM: Why has Andrew suddenly everybody's profile picture? Aragorn: I love to wag his. Aragorn: Oh, God. Shain: Give me two seconds. Aerendyl: It's so funny. Shain: Two seconds. Shain: Ready. Shain: And I applied. Aragorn: He's bald. Aragorn: Oh, he's bald. DM: Oh, my gosh. Aerendyl: Is that Lex Luther? Shain: Anyway, so Theranville, thank you for coming. Aragorn: Yeah. Shain: It's really hard to speak. Shain: What? Shain: You said you were here to keep us safe from who who is basically worried about it. Shain: Like who's worried about us. Shain: I mean, I get we're kind of a big deal, but I didn't realize we're that big of a deal. DM: Well, to be clear, I've actually only been assigned to protect Eragon. Shain: That's fine. DM: Basically, tensions are kind of tight with judica right now. Shain: No, it was pretty. DM: And if anything were to happen to him while he were, you know, here under military escorts, uh, the general is just afraid that something. DM: Now, then if anything were to happen, it would cause relations to break down. Shain: Yeah. Shain: It's understandable. Shain: I mean, this is technically the next king. Shain: If you think about it, if you're the card, depending on how it works. Shain: True. DM: Well, I hope you will respect that judica is part of, uh, of bomb chant. DM: And as such, does not have any official royalty. Shain: I respect that you respected it. DM: I respect you, respect. Shain: Yeah. Shain: Cheng isn't like that smile, but like not in the oh, yeah, yeah, it's more like oh, yeah. Shain: Yeah, I respect you. DM: Okay. Shain: You know what I mean? DM: My guy's saying a whole lot of nothing. Shain: Pretty much. Shain: Craig. DM: So what did you guys want to do? Shain: Um, everyone. DM: Not the OBS cam with this adding picture. Shain: It's so bad. DM: That's the movie get around. Shain: This looks like a mountain doing commercial dog. Shain: Like MLG, not new gamers. Shain: I was like, what really? DM: Just turns his face into a B2 or model. Aragorn: Oh, I didn't miss the great one. Shain: Where's the slight reflection in the glasses to? Aragorn: See how you can see the fucking ring camera. Shain: I think it's better. DM: This is such peak. Aragorn: The own camera and the fucking lenses, bro. Shain: Well, everyone, um, we have to get you back to due to car. Shain: I believe if that's what you want it, but also at the same time. Shain: Is there anything we need to do while we're here? Shain: This is the capital of, you know, bunch. Shain: Sorry, my phone. DM: Uh, it's my orders were to make sure that you are safe in intellect here and on your flip to judica. Shain: Okay. Shain: So then question. Shain: Fail. Shain: Are you accompanying us all the way to due to car? Shain: Or are you saying here? DM: So yes, I will be with you. Shain: Any weird former history of demons, devils, antichrists like any lap? Shain: Just curious. DM: I will be. DM: That I know of. Shain: Yeah, that you know of. DM: I know. Shain: You seem kind of okay, I was about to say, see kind of hesitant, but it's just something we run into with. Shain: I don't know. DM: It's not normal to run into devil's demons and whatever else you said. Shain: Kind of for me. DM: Okay, you must certainly live in interesting lives. Shain: Yeah, a little bit. Shain: Everyone looks over the glasses. DM: Let us hope we're able to, uh, to you guys backstreet the car without any devil's demons or Satan worshippers. Shain: Yeah, works. DM: Before we embark on our trip, is we need to stop by the merchant district. Shain: Actually, there's probably one thing. Shain: There's this apparent person who fought the dragon a long time ago. Shain: Didn't he kill the dragon? Why did we have to kill again? DM: Oh, you must be referring to the hero that he didn't kill the dragon. DM: He was able to repel the dragon. DM: He sent it away. Shain: Okay. DM: He made it in a battle, but he couldn't actually finish the job. DM: Although I doubt that there are any that there's anybody that could finish the job. Shain: I mean, Shane doesn't look pointing fingers to himself. DM: I it's not that I doubt your skills, but I'm sure you understand that the fact that dragon disappeared means that it's certainly not actually dead. Shain: Maybe it already happened though. Shain: I'm not sure if I'm dead on a live kind of in the same boat here. Shain: I'm not positive on anything, but one thing I'm very sure of is the dragon isn't alive right now, which is a good thing. DM: Well, the last time a great dragon died, its body remained in the world. DM: So most of the best weapons and armor I made, he kind of pulls out a sword. Shain: Wait, wait, wait, wait. DM: Even I actually have a dragon tooth embedded in here. Shain: Oh, I see. Shain: How did you acquire such a dragon tooth? DM: He kind of just like pulls it back and says, this is a personal matter. Shain: Of course, of course. Shain: What, are you seeing the magical items on him that would block things like digging into his brain to find secrets? Shain: Just that a curiosity. Shain: Like a ring of mine, I think that's what it's called. DM: It does not appear that he actually has any rings on. Shain: I have to run to the store really quick. Shain: And I'll be back. DM: What are you talking and saying it as though the NPC can hear you. Shain: Because that's me. Shain: The difference between me and Shane is that Shane has devolved. Shain: All right. Shain: Me. Shain: I'm just always devolved. Shain: But yeah, I'll be right back. DM: Okay. Shain: I have to run to the store really quick. Shain: And then, yeah, I'm good. Shain: Is there anything that you two want at all? Shain: Didn't you have like a, I'll, I'll use message to dragon. Shain: Yeah, little guy had to meet about the swords or was that a while ago? Shain: I forgot. Shain: Oh, wait, no, sorry. Shain: I went in your room. Shain: Never mind. Shain: Anyways, I'll be back. Shain: And I'll walk to the, the nearest magic shop where I can get a scroll of detect thoughts. Shain: Please. DM: So I guess you guys kind of all walked to the merchant. Shain: I don't want to. DM: I think we're in the merchant area. Shain: Dragon. Aragorn: I have become the wagons play thing. Shain: I'm. DM: I don't even know where we are right now. DM: Okay. So currently in the merchant section, Fox, you went elsewhere so that way you could get a spell of detect thoughts. Shain: Mm-hmm. Shain: Do I have money? Shain: I got the pressure check. DM: I don't know. Do you have money? Aerendyl: Yes, sir. Shain: Shouldn't I? Shain: Oh, yeah, I got 9,620. DM: You're cooking man. DM: Dragon and. DM: There I go. Did you guys want to buy anything? Aerendyl: I'm broke. Shain: I got 9,620. DM: Okay. DM: Hey, dragon, can I get you a roll on these money for me please? Aerendyl: I'm not broke. Aerendyl: Why did you make me wrong? Shain: Mm-hmm. DM: It's just because whenever I grow it's not as fun and my dice song. See, I got a one. Aerendyl: Yes. DM: So I guess dragon and you guys were just kind of be chilling off to the side, you know, just hanging out waiting. DM: You find a story that has the magic scrolls in it, one of the spells that they one as well because they have is detect thoughts and cost about. Shain: What while I'm. DM: They cost 400 gold. Shain: Okay. Shain: And then while I'm also here, do they have modified memory? DM: They do not have modified memory now. Aerendyl: I'm sorry. Shain: I'm going to kill them. Shain: Kill them. Shain: What if I use modified memory to make them think they have modified memory? DM: Yes. Shain: I'm. DM: But anyways. DM: So as you're exiting the store, my wonderful friend. Shain: Mm-hmm. DM: You all three guys kind of hear often the distance. Shain: Which one? Shain: Oh, okay. Shain: Oh, here we go. DM: Fireworks. Shain: I got. Aerendyl: That's not fireworks. That's that's a gun. DM: Well, it sounds like fireworks from what you know fireworks. Shain: Hang on. Shain: Where am I? Shain: Where is the fireworks music? Aerendyl: I'm just getting PTSD from war. Shain: Hang on a second. Shain: No, I wasn't prepared. DM: There is no fireworks music. Shain: I was too fire. DM: I can almost fire. Shain: Older fire. Shain: That's fireworks. DM: Yeah, yeah, it sounds alright. Shain: Yeah, we don't have anything fireworks. DM: Just hit them with the. DM: I don't think we got anything that's fireworks. Shain: That's unfortunate. Shain: Uh, that's fine. Shain: It's fine. Shain: We got fire. Shain: What time of the day is it? DM: It is currently like just directly like one PM. Aerendyl: Bow. Shain: One. DM: It is not done. Shain: If I look in this guy, are there actually fireworks? DM: Not that you can see, but they sound like fireworks. Shain: Huh. Shain: Hey, by any chance, Vale, I know I'm using your last name kind of. Aerendyl: It's scary. Shain: Flowing here. Shain: Of course, it's Gary. DM: That's my father. Shain: Well, I mean, like father likes son, Gary, question. Shain: Do you guys have fireworks or is that um, um, uh, combatants? DM: He is kind of like looking in the sky. DM: I mean, I'm pretty sure we have fireworks, but I don't see any reason why they. DM: Oh, never mind. DM: Today was a readiness row. DM: It happens kind of randomly. Shain: A cooking show. Shain: Oh, oh. DM: It's probably up in the pleasure districts. DM: It's probably where they're having to. DM: Basically, all the gods have to run up there to get there within a decent amount of time. Shain: Uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, Rosina. DM: Otherwise, they're written up. Shain: Yeah. Shain: Okay. Shain: Oh. DM: Thankfully for me, I'm assigned to you. Shain: Well, now. Shain: Could you Gary? DM: Okay, Gary. Shain: This is project Gary. DM: Why is this man named Gary now? Shain: Because it's out. Shain: Yeah. DM: I don't know. Shain: He's like it. Aerendyl: It looks like a Gary. Shain: Well, I guess, um, unless we need to head there, has there anything unique or important that would be of interest us, sir? DM: Probably not. Shain: Hmm. DM: In fact, you'll probably be turned away if you've been trying to get close. Shain: Well, I appreciate your time, Gary. DM: Okay. Shain: We're going to have a lovely event today's. Shain: In fact, I have to talk to the general if you want to actually get some coffee, but it's too late. Shain: He's probably needy but lawsuits. DM: Okay. Well, I'm not doing anything particular. DM: I just like I said, I'm assigned to follow you guys around. DM: Make sure you're safe. DM: We hope that nothing happens. Shain: Uh, Ergon, you're ready, sir. Aragorn: I'm ready to go. Shain: I was wondering. Aragorn: I don't think anyone was born ready, but that's. Aerendyl: It's born ready. DM: Okay. Sorry, you guys heading to leave. Aragorn: Okay. Aragorn: Sure. Shain: No. Shain: Oh, yeah. DM: All right. Hey, dragon, what is it? Aerendyl: I'm just getting PTSD from war. Aragorn: Yeah. Shain: Hmm. DM: Got it. DM: So with your natural 2016, this is all on you. DM: This is your fault. DM: You guys see in the opposite direction of where you heard the fireworks. DM: There are three very obvious explosions. DM: These are highly unlikely to have been scheduled or planned as they're kind of in semi-separate areas. DM: You hear screams kind of follow shortly after and smoke begin to rise as the, DM: as Mr. Captain Ferrin, not Gary. Shain: That's insane. DM: Oh my gosh. DM: I'm trying to tell a story here. Aragorn: I'm like an astray again. Aragorn: You need the white wagon. Aragorn: We would have each other as our own. DM: This sounds stupid. Aragorn: He's okay. Aragorn: Give him a second. Aragorn: Very, very dangerous. Shain: Anyway, dangerous things, dangerous things are happening. Shain: You can't hold your own smile, dude. Aragorn: You just got out. Shain: You can't do this to yourself. Shain: Think about all the ones. Aragorn: No, not white platter. Shain: No. Aragorn: No. Shain: Dr. Eggman. Aragorn: Oh, folks, you need a face. Shain: Why are we doing this? Shain: I don't know. DM: All right. Shain: Because you've seen better days. Aragorn: That's my kid. Shain: Yeah, yeah, yeah. DM: All right. Let's get back to the game, guys. Aragorn: Oh, it looks like it's hurt. Shain: Every D&D session has to be like this. DM: должноs are fun to talk to, man, Shain: You look like guys D&D session is still on. DM: I'm curious to tell you one more thing. DM: I'm going to get a doll on me. Shain: I have my 20th chicken leg. Shain: Don't get ready. Shain: I don't know why it's. DM: Hey, wait. DM: Okay, wait. Shain: Dragon, you look like E.T. DM: Hey, wait, wait, wait. Shain: You look like E.T. DM: No, no guys I found it. I found it. I know what it is. Shain: Is that Steve from Minecraft? Shain: I can't. DM: Look who it is, chat. DM: This is so stupid. Shain: Dude. Aragorn: Holy shit. Shain: What is happening? DM: Bro, it's so wide for you. DM: Oh my gosh. Shain: The dragon. Aragorn: This is crazy. Shain: What? DM: Okay, all right, all right, back to the end. Shain: All right. DM: All right, anyways, yes. DM: It does feel weird. I guess we just played the end like this. DM: All right, so the explosions happen in three distinct areas. Shain: Uh-huh. DM: One to the east of you, one to the east, south and west. Shain: What do we eat? Shain: Hmm. DM: Of course, as the smoke rises and the screams can be heard. DM: Mr. Captain Theron just turns to you, Ergon, and says, DM: for your safety, I recommend that we just immediately leave town. Shain: I don't know. Aragorn: No, no, let's, let's figure it out. Shain: Yeah, to be honest, uh, DM: I agree it can be very bad, which is why you should leave. Shain: explosions kind of bad and people screaming also kind of bad worst case situation. DM: As I said, your mere existence is political pressure. Aragorn: No. Shain: I don't think so. DM: Anything to happen to you, imagine the consequences. Shain: He's okay. Shain: We can use to go to three. DM: Yes, there are. Aerendyl: There's three explosions, right? Aragorn: That's crazy. Aragorn: I'm a start looking at towards these flush. DM: They're relatively equal in distance as far as you can tell. Aragorn: I'm going to do the closest one. Aragorn: Okay. DM: The southern one is probably the closest, just because it would be the quickest to get to. DM: It's the main street that goes down. Shain: I don't know. Shain: Can I have a retcon something and also bought the cantrips spell or the cantrip called them thomaturgy? DM: Don't you have all the cantrips? Shain: Not all of them, but some of some of the cleric lists I don't have, which thomaturgy is one of them. DM: Sorry, no, I don't remember. DM: I don't remember if I was okay with having cantrips and spells rolls. Shain: For like maybe 50. Shain: Okay. Got you. DM: That sounds silly goofy in my book. DM: Anyways, yeah, so the three explosions, Theron very strongly wants you to leave, Ergon. DM: So what did you guys want to do? Aerendyl: Okay. Shain: Uh, Theron. Shain: Theron, you go there or going? Aragorn: I'm going to close this explosion. Shain: Uh, Aaron, though. Shain: You go east. Shain: I'll, uh, I'll go east. Shain: See on the flip side. Shain: I'll walk over. Aragorn: East, West and East. DM: Okay, I guess you guys split up each to your girl location. Aragorn: East. Shain: Yeah, it's real. Shain: That's us for real. DM: We don't talk about Bruno. Aragorn: We don't talk about East. Shain: No, now, now. DM: Anyways, as you make your way to your destination, you guys are all split up. Shain: I'll stay with somebody then. DM: There's going to be a nightmare. DM: Oh well, no, no, no, no, no, no, it's fine. Shain: No mind. DM: It's a nightmare for a separate reason. Shain: I see. DM: You find a each of you at your perspective locations find an area that is basically engulfed in flames. Shain: Uh oh. DM: As you see some, what, appear to be fire elementals, just walking around. DM: Yeah, we got this. DM: You know, you believe in yourself. DM: And honestly, I respect it. DM: Let me do this one. Shain: Do I believe in myself? DM: And then finally the last one. Shain: Can I make a, can I make a, do you think I could take them pops? Shain: Check. DM: Yeah, that's going to be a knock and a happen. Shain: We're all the city on five. Shain: I thought I said world on five. DM: Yeah, that's good. Shain: Uh oh. DM: But yeah, so you guys all get here and basically the entire area is kind of on fire. Shain: I see. DM: As people are rushing out of buildings, running away. DM: As you see these fire elementals, literally walking the streets. DM: Now, they're going, you have spot fire elemental we've got when you were when the witch had summoned one. Shain: I was at two. DM: And you are aware that in a one on one fight, you might be able to come out, but you're not going to be unscathed. DM: And if there are a multitude of them, it's definitely going to be a rough fight. DM: The rest of you. DM: Dragon, you would know from book from your books that this would be this is going to be a tough fight. DM: And Shane, you wouldn't really know for sure. DM: But you could probably estimate also it's going to be a tough fight. Shain: I got polymorph. DM: But Andrew, they're kind of leaned over to you and kind of tries to speak quietly as not to be overheard by the elemental as they're wandering. DM: This is this is a really bad idea. DM: You should really make a run for it. DM: Got it. Got it. Got it. Got it. Got it. Got it. DM: Yeah. DM: Generally, yes. That being said, in this world, it the Andrew and probably was Nate have experienced that a summoned creature does continue to exist even after the summoner dies. DM: Generally, it would be a very high dispel magic because instead of you because you're not dispelling the magic used to summon it. Aragorn: I think it has to be a really high dispo magic. DM: You're now trying to dispel the magic of a creature, which would be a lot higher. DM: You're just so great with it. You just tell him, man. DM: So, yeah, I mean, you're just. Aerendyl: Got it. DM: Yeah, yeah. DM: Yeah, you certainly think so. DM: So now that you ask, you kind of noticed that they're seemingly not like hunting for it. DM: They're not going after people that are fleeing. DM: Interestingly, that's like they're looking for something in particular as far as you can tell their behavior is very abnormal from what you know puppets to do. Shain: Understandable. Shain: Then in that case, because they are elementals, right? DM: You just go and what's up to the monsters that are ravaging. Shain: Shane does speak primordial. Shain: If I go in like primordial, just go. Shain: Like. Shain: Lots of. DM: Okay. DM: Sure. DM: I mean, from your current distance, they're almost certainly not going to be able to hear DM: you. Shain: What's up? DM: So unless you want to move and get closer to one. DM: Or what's up? Shain: What if I cast a spell of a booming boom? Shain: I'm going to draw too much attention. Shain: I'll get a little closer. Shain: Not like dangerous. Shain: Like that. Shain: And I'll go. Shain: Who sent you. DM: The elemental just kind of moves on to the next house. Shain: Let's see. DM: Literally tears off the building and looks into it before he kind of turns to you and DM: looks for a little too long, honestly, before just shaking his head and tries to rip the roof Shain: Mm. DM: off the building right next to you. Shain: Uh, I'm going to back up a little bit. DM: Basically, see me giving you like, give paying no attention to you from what you can tell. Shain: Interesting. DM: He's here for one reason and one reason only and that's to acquire whatever he's looking DM: for and you are certainly not it. Shain: Next, let me. Shain: Let me try something here. Shain: Let me. Shain: Uh, Shain: can. Shain: I. Shain: Powerward. Shain: Nope. DM: Well, while you're here, what you want to do, we're going to move on. Shain: That. Shain: I don't have power with cringe. DM: Dragon, did you want to do anything now that you are literally faced with a handful of Shain: Oh, that my bird does, but it's not going to feel any emotion. Shain: Um. DM: yes? Aerendyl: I have a question, butter. DM: Let me read what Wind Wall does and I'll get it in there. DM: A wall is strong. DM: You can make a wall up to 50 feet long, 59. DM: You can shape the wall in any way you choose as long as it makes one continuous path along DM: the ground. DM: So yes, you can't essentially make a cage out of wind. DM: Yes. DM: Yeah, literally just fire, they're fire given form. DM: That's the neat part. DM: You pretty much don't. DM: I mean, you can. DM: I mean, technically, it's literally immune to pretty much everything, but it does have DM: resistances to piercing and slashing. DM: I believe the logic would be you're interfering with the thing that's holding together the Shain: Oh, you're right. Shain: Once again. DM: fire. DM: Yeah. DM: I assume like that. DM: So are you, so let me ask you because this is, it was, yeah, 15 feet each, which if you DM: can do math, which I can, that's the total. DM: So 60 feet. DM: You can't, you don't have enough feet for that. DM: Well, then yeah, you'd have it up at that point. Aerendyl: I cast two at the same time. DM: So would you like try to put it inside like this to actually hit it or you're just trying DM: to entrap it? DM: Exactly. DM: Is your attempt here? DM: A concentration up to a minute. DM: Yeah, yeah. DM: Sure, I'll let you do that. DM: Of course, that's not exactly how the work, this file's worked, but it's fine. DM: Gotcha. DM: As kind of the first one goes and creating this box around it, the, of course, fire elements DM: were never really standing still. DM: So you're basically capturing it while it's moving. DM: And it has its hand kind of outreached first as it hits your window, where wall of wind DM: and his basically fingers just kind of get blown out in the wind as he pulls it back, DM: trying to kind of re-ignite his fingers for lack of a better term. DM: As your second spell, usually you couldn't do too because it's concentration, but as your DM: second spell kind of clicks him and begins to kind of enclose this box, you can see his DM: elbows begin to go out and, you know, the back part of them go out as he's struggling DM: to figure out a way out. DM: But then he has an idea and he tries to fly up. DM: Unfortunately for him, you had a brain and you put a wall up there as he flies up his head DM: just completely gets blown out and all that remains is smoke. DM: As you have successfully removed one of the fire elementals from the area. DM: Interestingly enough, now, usually they do. DM: So something is unique here. DM: Now, as you think of your next plan of action. DM: We'll get back to you, Andrew. DM: What is it that you would like to do as the captain is desperately begging you to flee DM: the area? Shain: Life wasš... DM: Well, generally speaking, they're very large creatures. DM: I did not mean to press activate, but oh well. DM: They are at the hand, I think it says right here, one second. DM: Okay, it does not say. DM: Fire elementals, I believe. DM: This one would be on the larger side. DM: So it's almost like it's 10 feet tall. DM: It's maybe about six feet wide of just a raging fire. Aragorn: Okay. So not too big. DM: I mean, you'd have a little bit in the form of a canteen and stuff, but not enough to Aragorn: So I have any water on me at all. DM: really do anything, especially against the sheer amount of fire in it of itself. Aragorn: But light not enough to. DM: But alone, the fact that it's a magical fire. Shain: you Aragorn: Okay. Aragorn: Good. DM: The captain says, are you really so intense on fighting this thing? Aragorn: I'm intent on making sure people make it out of here alive. Aragorn: And if you are going to be my escort, you are going to do what I do. DM: Fine. Aragorn: If you cannot handle yourself, then who might trust you that you are to protect me? DM: He moves forwards kind of to this alleyway here and looks inside one of the houses as he DM: reaches his hand out. DM: You see why it lines, start to form from inside of his shirt and going to the point of his DM: finger as water becomes, you start to pour out of the sink and he basically just channels DM: it and pours it on the fire elemental. DM: As he does so, unfortunately, it is not seeming to have that much of an effect. Aragorn: I. DM: As the fire elemental is so hot, most of the water is just turning into steam before DM: actually hitting it. DM: It is. DM: He is very kind of locked on to this water as he's actually approaching slowly but surely. Aragorn: But it is just strapping him. Aragorn: Right. Aragorn: I'm going to run up to the fire elemental. Aragorn: And. DM: Next weekend... Aragorn: It's tweaking out. Aragorn: It's doing a funny. Aragorn: Okay. There it goes. Aragorn: Never mind. Aragorn: I had to share my screen. Aragorn: It was like bouncing up and down between these two tiles. Aragorn: I got it fixed now. Aragorn: It's all good. Aragorn: We're all good. Aragorn: Okay. Aragorn: I'm going to attack it with action surge. DM: Sure, sure, sure. Aragorn: I think that's five times. DM: If you want to just simplify the roles, you're more than welcome to do that. Aragorn: Sure. Aragorn: Nope. That's not hitting. Aragorn: Uh, uh, 15. Aragorn: A 14. Aragorn: 13. DM: Okay, yeah, the ones that you said, they all had. Aragorn: A 15. Aragorn: And no, because I don't get five rolls because I already rolled in that one on the first one. Aragorn: They all hit. DM: Yes. Aragorn: Would it 10 hit? Aragorn: I rolled in that one. Aragorn: But that's. DM: Attent is not ahead now. Aragorn: It's not okay. Aragorn: And then, um, Aragorn: 2d6 plus five. Aragorn: I'm going to hit. Aragorn: You know, the perforth of a big old dice bag. Aragorn: You say you can coordinate what dice is in what slot. Aragorn: Sweet. Aragorn: 10. Aragorn: 16. Aragorn: 27. Aragorn: And, uh, 38. Aragorn: So 38 points of damage. DM: Ready. DM: Hang on one second. DM: I'm sorry. Aragorn: Right. Aragorn: You get. Aragorn: And it is slashing. DM: 16, then you said 28. DM: And then was last number you said? Aragorn: It was it was 36 in total. DM: Okay, 36 and 12. DM: Yeah, sure. Aragorn: I think that's all I can do really. DM: As you kind of keep swiping at it and the water is still pouring, it doesn't really seem deterred. Aragorn: Cool. Aragorn: All right. DM: But it does turn back to you, Ergoin, as it just kind of looks at you and decides to just kind of lay both of his kind of hands directly on you. Aragorn: Uh. Shain: wants to draw a gun. Aerendyl: My king. DM: Who I wanna? Shain: I was gone for like 20 check all on that Aragorn: Swinging out rid of his. Aragorn: I'm finding mine currently. DM: All right, there's a 26 hit. Aragorn: Very smart. Aerendyl: I was smart with mine. Aragorn: Also, Nate's back on fucking destiny. Aragorn: I think I like it. Aragorn: No, no, it doesn't. Aragorn: But yeah, that's. DM: Okay, so that's going to be that's going to be nine fire damage and then he gets to do it again because he's built different. Aragorn: Do you have it? Shain: Redated Aragorn: Oh, yeah, that's right. Aragorn: That's fair. DM: Yeah, that was also great. DM: Does a 16 hit? Aragorn: Uh, yes. Shain: Someone or something? DM: Okay, not really. DM: Just the fact that they're looking for someone. DM: Okay, that's going to be another 11 points of our damage. Aragorn: Uh. Shain: Oh, okay. Aerendyl: Okay. DM: Either someone or something. DM: You don't really know. DM: However, you're just wait 12 seconds. Shain: Knorr's. Aragorn: Um. DM: As it kind of lays its hands on you, it kind of stares deeply at you before it kind of stops for a second. Shain: School from Jack Lewis Shain: Manychę Aragorn: I'm not sure if I can do it. DM: And it just kind of looks straight up and kind of almost as though it's breathing fire, it just shoots out a kind of blue like pillar of fire that quickly dissipates after it does it. Shain: do DM: But when it does that, you can just kind of like see essentially from kind of all around you as smoke stacks are kind of approaching from all directions. Shain: Whoever this guy is really wants to. Aragorn: I'm not interested in a account transaction. Aragorn: I'm not interested in a memory presentation. DM: As it appears they have found what they came here for. Aragorn: real memory overflow person Aragorn: criminal Others. Aragorn: other gestures. DM: And we're ready to inform you that it is you. Aragorn: olas. Aragorn: uhh.. Aragorn: nonsense. Shain: Do I see the smoke sex or is it something that I'm not even aware of? Aragorn: In our name favourites me. DM: So as for the rest of you because it's kind of all happened at the same time. Aragorn: Never heirlessly drove Securityrow away Aragorn: service- Aragorn: grenade launcher laboratories DM: You guys were trying to deal or talk to or kill in the sense of dragon. Aragorn: Yeah it DM: Or respective elementals, but often the distance. Aragorn: Yeah Aragorn: yeah DM: All of you can kind of see just a very bright boost back of fire. DM: As the other elementals nearby kind of also begin to just head in that direction. Shain: Who ever this guy is, it's him. DM: It doesn't appear so. DM: But you guys would not know that this was caused by it finding Andrew at all. Shain: Yeah, no. DM: But you do know that it does go in the direction that Andrew went. Shain: blue light, inches in that general direction, shingos, hmm, and then walks and tries to go fast by the Shain: variables. Shain: three Aerendyl: Just because I don't want to like metagame it. DM: I can pretty much confidently tell you you would catch that it's that there's fire there and you would know that that's where Andrew went. Aerendyl: I'm not going to be a good guy. DM: Like there's no like needing to roll for that. DM: Okay. Now I did just we just quickly got there, but it was about a five minute kind of run from where you guys were originally at. Aerendyl: Then I'll be heading that way. Shain: yeah DM: Which means you guys are going to take like 10 minutes to get here. DM: But Andrew, as you kind of did this and saw this happen. Aragorn: you DM: Did you want to do anything as we're not really in turn order? Aragorn: no DM: You know, you can kind of just do kind of whatever you want at the moment. Aragorn: Let's DM: But I want to just. Aragorn: do DM: No, it basically used its reaction and bonus action and everything for the blue light thing. Aragorn: I'm gonna move like right there. DM: It's partially distracted at the moment. Aragorn: Yeah, if it wants to move with me. Aragorn: That's not good. DM: The. DM: The captain says, I don't know what that blue light was, but something tells me we should not have come here. Aragorn: Again, if you cannot protect me, don't stick with me. Shain: This DM: I don't know. DM: You know, I've been wondering that for a while. Aerendyl: I just entered the king of bars, bro. DM: He. Aragorn: So anytime I play royalty, I'd fucking kill it. Shain: Sure. It's your stack. DM: The captain says, I guess it's time for me to do my job as he kind of moves in between you and the elements all. DM: As you're kind of standing there, readying yourself for proper battle. DM: From inside one of the burning houses, it seems as though another fire elements will just immediately spawns. DM: It just forms out of the fire from the house. DM: It's pretty strange to be honest with you. Shain: Pretty Steven's dream. Shain: I don't know. Aerendyl: Doctor. Aerendyl: Why do we both go their flags? Shain: It's time. Shain: Party out of welcome. DM: But yeah, I guess in that case, it's a time for a little thing called a role initiative. Shain: Actually, wait. What am I scared about? I have a 19,000. That's a lot of fire. Aerendyl: I'm flux. DM: You know, I'm just going to give them all the same initiative so that way they just all go the same time. Shain: Wind wall. Shain: Two wind walls. Shain: That's all. Shain: P of me. Aerendyl: I've seen it. Shain: You know, thank you. Thank you. Shain: Can I see the battlefield or new? DM: No, no, you guys are pretty far off to be honest with you. Aerendyl: Okay. Shain: I can't see it on foundry. That's what I mean. DM: No, you just these smoke. I mean, you can see it right now just for funcies, but in reality. Shain: Oh, thank you. Yeah. I'm not going to do nothing. DM: Oh, you can't see it. Okay, if you'd like to see it, here you go. Shain: Hey, is the same. DM: I just you guys can't actually do anything. So don't be moving around. Shain: I have. DM: It's literally the same map that both of you have a copy and paste because it made my life easier. Shain: Two. DM: But anyways, so I guess it's, I guess we begin combat. This is very basic. Shain: I'm not going to do anything. DM: Months your Theran Vale will kind of grab out his two swords and he's just going to kind of go ham on it. DM: So let me pull up this thing. Sorry, what's that? Shain: Let's see what sound this is. Shain: How does trouble always find us? And specifically, why is it always fine, Andrew, the ice-lead-john, now fire people, then dragon? DM: Maybe there's a reason. Shain: No, no. It's coincidence. DM: No, there's a reason. Right, well, he missed that attack. Shain: It's a gold. DM: He's so he's going to go for it again. Pretty please actually hit. DM: Good heavens. How am I roll? Oh, that was a 24. DM: Alrighty, that's what I'm talking about. Shain: Isn't that nice? DM: Roll for damage. It's a critical hit there. Shain: I can figure out what AI you use because that's actually a fire character. DM: Alrighty, he did his damage. Honestly, he didn't do great. He did a grand total of 16 damage, but it's actually have because it's lashing. DM: So it is now the fire elemental stern. DM: As it turns, and immediately ignores him and goes straight for you, Eric one. Shain: I think it's a big thing. DM: As once again, he will just, I'm just going to read this. DM: Yeah, he's just going to try and touch you because it's fun to touch people, I guess. Aragorn: I'm smart. Shain: What? DM: Alright, he missed. He missed the first time. He did to get the, he did hit the second time. DM: He did a crisp eight damage. I can go into play so you don't have to do nothing. Aragorn: Quick. DM: And that's going to be it for his turn. Most of these guys see it. DM: It did to do most of these guys are just going to. DM: Waddle on their way on over here. I holy crap, he like got here. DM: But he literally could not care less about this man. So it doesn't matter. Shain: I'm not going to do anything. DM: Oh. DM: As he kind of turns and once again attacks you. DM: Real quick and easy like boom. That hit. Shain: I miss it, dog. DM: 10 damage. Good sir. Aragorn: Mm DM: You're not doing too great. I'll hit miss the second one. DM: Imagine missing touching people like that's honestly like. DM: It's honestly so stupid. DM: Alright, it is now your turn again, Ergen Waltonson. Aerendyl: I see the smoke. Shain: I like pumping the air out the way. Hey, did you see? Aerendyl: Let's go vape. Shain: You got to make a, you should get a vape pen attached to your finger. DM: It's kill's vape. Aragorn: Sorry, what? Shain: Well, we can find out I can make one for this drugs. Aerendyl: We're getting into a vape that's guaranteed. DM: Ergen Waltonson, what you doing? Aragorn: Good question. DM: No. Aragorn: Hmm. DM: It's crazy. Shain: I have no water or no cold spells. Aragorn: God damn you, there's fucking nothing. Aragorn: Have you got magic? That's the difference. DM: What do you have? Shain: Yeah, but it's an eighth level scroll and I don't think I'm going to use it for this yet. Aragorn: Uh, where's the same one that's on me? DM: Once you have like a control weather. Shain: No. Aragorn: Which one did I attack? DM: You attack the one right here. Aragorn: I want to attack that one again. Aragorn: The thing is only three attacks, yeah? DM: Is that alright? Aragorn: No. Aragorn: Because it's an extra right flux, it's three at our level. Shain: I'm not going to use it for this. Aragorn: Is it just two? Aragorn: Okay, okay. Aragorn: Right. Aragorn: The new map. Aragorn: And I'm going to be subtracting five to each one of these for the plus ten damage. Shain: Oh, first bite. Hey, on. Aragorn: Let's switch up the D20. Aragorn: Maybe that's the issue. Shain: Hey, cold damage. Aragorn: Um. Shain: I'm going to use it for this. Aragorn: So, yeah, uh, 13. Shain: I have this. DM: 13 hits. Aragorn: Oh, yeah, that hit. DM: Yep. Aragorn: That's a 22. Aragorn: And then let me check my features real quick. Aragorn: Once per turn when you hit a creature with an attack, the deal is slashing damage. Aragorn: You can reduce the speed of the target by ten feet. Aragorn: I want to do that on the one that I attacked. Shain: His points. Aragorn: Um. Aragorn: And then I want to use second wind, which gives me 1d10. Aragorn: But I'll roll damage first. Aerendyl: Game beer. Aragorn: Uh, 37 damage. Aragorn: And then what level are we at? DM: Yeah. Shain: Two gallons. Aragorn: And then. Aragorn: Yeah, I'll use this. Aragorn: And then I regain 14 hit points. DM: How do you do that? What do I have to keep? Aragorn: And then I can win. DM: I have to keep going. Aragorn: It's a bonus action. DM: So how you just set your hit points to zero. Shain: Here you can eat it. Aragorn: It's a, it's a, yeah, it's a one and done thing. Aragorn: Yeah, I'm dead. Aragorn: Now, it's 14. Aragorn: There we go. Shain: I know. Aragorn: Where are we even going to go for leave? DM: I'm not stupid. Aerendyl: Thank you. DM: Ergen Waltonson. DM: I honestly don't think we're winning this. DM: I beg you can we please retreat. Aragorn: There's a whole city, yes, but they're going to be trailing us. DM: Literally anywhere. That's a whole city. DM: Cool, but there's an entire legion to the north. Aerendyl: Okay. Aragorn: We're just going to bring them along with us. DM: And I'm sure they're heading down. Aragorn: I can't bet on an army to show up inside while we bring these giants, Aragorn: and they're going to be plunging through the city doing more destruction. DM: Very well. DM: It moves again trying to kind of push you back as he pushes you this way and steps in front. DM: He turns to this fire elemental. DM: I think he's going to be able to do that. DM: So it's not working. DM: I guess we'll try this. Aragorn: So. DM: As the kind of fire element will just grabs onto its onto itself as it basically just loses its containment as the fire just kind of expands and burns out. DM: And it is gone. Aragorn: That's one now. DM: Yep, that's one down. Unfortunately, there's a lot more and they could not care less about this man. Aragorn: Mr. President. DM: They are literally going for you and only you. Aragorn: That's fine. DM: They hit. That's the that's 21 hit points man. DM: And they're going again. DM: Alright, they miss. They miss. DM: The other one loops around. DM: It tries it goes to touch you. DM: Oh my gosh, it hit again. DM: This time it does 10 hit points. DM: However, this one using its bonus action turns to the side and reaches out its arm as what appears to be like a small fireball just kind of shoots out of his hand and lands in the fire over here. Shain: Where's the protector? DM: And it has yet another fire elemental seems to just form out of this fire. DM: There's all reasons for this I promise. DM: But that's going to be its turn. DM: As it is now your turn, out again, molten. Aerendyl: Oh. DM: Yes, you guys will show up in two more turns. DM: Or rounds. DM: But I kind of have bad news. Shain: Yeah, this one is a good one. DM: You guys is. DM: Your guys is a movement is that is 30 feet. DM: Unfortunately, fire elementals are 50 feet. DM: So the two or three fire elementals that were at your guys's place are far outpacing you. Shain: I forgot to mention. Shain: I forget if they move faster. DM: You're a T racks. DM: Are you sure you're a T racks now? Shain: I don't think I'm anything. DM: Because you're going to you're going to cost some damage being a T racks. Shain: I'll be a nice little birdie that picks up dragon. DM: Okay, you're going to be a big bird. Shain: Apparently, yeah. DM: So you guys are pulling up at the same time as five other fire elementals. DM: Got it, got it, got it, glad to hear it, glad to hear it. Shain: I'm a giant eagle. DM: Anyways, arrogant Mortensen, what's your turn? Shain: I forgot to do this. Aragorn: Good question. Shain: I just type in polymorph. Shain: I just type in the polymorph. Aragorn: God damn, dude. DM: What are you trying to do, chief? DM: And for some reason they have an infinite spawn point anywhere that's fire. Aragorn: It's like I can't really attack because that's going to get me nowhere, but I can't really run because they're just going to catch up to me. Shain: Blow on them go Aragorn: Maybe they'll cool down. Aragorn: Yeah, so I'm kind of fucked either way. Shain: Fireball DM: Genius, you should try that Shane. Shain: Yeah, yeah Shain: Oh Shain: Big brain big brain you this cooking get real hot Aragorn: I mean, I'll just attack again because there's nothing. Aragorn: I'm going to take damage either way, no matter what I do. DM: All right. Aragorn: Let's see if I can get mine. DM: I got failed the saving go. Shain: On my own how do I fail my own saving throw that's just pitiful Shain: She is a work or scourger Aragorn: I'm going to do the minus five or minus 10, by the way, you get or you get the deal. Aragorn: Is it minus 10 or is it minus five? I think it was minus five. Aragorn: Let me check. DM: I'm pretty sure I'm on it. Aragorn: Yes. Shain: My PC's getting hot from streaming Shain: It's been hard is that any Aragorn: So 14 and a nine. Aragorn: So the 14 hits 16 plus 15 plus five. Shain: You Aragorn: 21 points of damage. Shain: 성 Shain: No, I'm scaring. Aragorn: And then, yeah, yeah, yeah. Aragorn: 21. DM: As it's now, Theran's turn, not Gary. Aragorn: Sure. Shain: Today? Aerendyl: Gary. DM: He just kind of turns, he just kind of turns to you, everyone. Shain: Can I hear you request what you expect? DM: It says, if you want this intense on fighting, at least let me try something. DM: He kind of reaches out for your hand as he's casting a spell. Aragorn: Sure, I'll take it. DM: All righty. DM: The moment that you take it, can I please get a wisdom saving go. Aragorn: Oh god. Aragorn: What should be the fucking guy? Shain: Gary Cabal. Aerendyl: He's a hundred percent the guy, bro. Aerendyl: Yeah. Shain: Cabal on the field. Aragorn: That's a 10 plus a you said saving throw. DM: Yes. Shain: Can I make Lord Saladin for Manic Steendi character? Shain: I can actually have a character. Aragorn: 12. DM: The moment that you grab this hand, your vision goes. DM: Yard. DM: And you pass out. Aragorn: Awesome. DM: Yeah, it's very awesome. DM: You're totally going to love this part too. Aragorn: Yep. DM: Yeah. DM: The other two. DM: As you guys are, because you turn it into the gigantic bird thing, right? Shain: I do not want to make a character. DM: Yeah, yeah. DM: As you're kind of flying in, you kind of have an overview of kind of what's happening here. Shain: I cannot expect to consider filling out this character. DM: As you see this guy kind of grab onto his hand and he just, everyone just collapses. DM: But the moment, the moment that he does. Shain: I am assuming it's a planet. DM: I just assume Dragon's take attention. DM: The moment that Error Gorn goes down, all of the fire elementals just literally disappear. Aerendyl: Yeah, man. Shain: Will Aerendyl: Okay. Shain: I G DM: Like, fool on, they just gone chat. DM: And Mr. Redhaired Gary, either polymorphs or unpolymorphs or unchanged shapeshifts, DM: and turns into a small dragon as the grabs Error Gorn and begins to fly away. Shain: I see, I see, I see. No, he's not. No, he's not. I'm sorry to say, but even though I can't, DM: Are you going to follow him? Shain: the bird, not me, but the crow speaks through to Errandel. Let's get this mother. Yeah, pretty much. DM: Yeah. DM: This is definitely a relatively small dragon. Shain: And I am full. Dashing. How pretty would drag we talking? Oh, I bet he is. Shain: Okay. What if I, what if I dash? I'm assuming that's faster than what if I, what if I, DM: It's probably just a little bit bigger than your giant eagle. DM: It seems to be about the same speed as you two. DM: It is also dashing. DM: He saw you for a mile away then. Shain: what if Errandel helps me dash by kicking my side so I go faster? Aerendyl: I cast haste on the eagle. DM: That was not. DM: Do you have haste? Aerendyl: I have haste. Shain: He has a spell. He, Aerendyl: No, I actually have haste. Aerendyl: Wait. Shain: expand his spell list. Art of paper. No. Aerendyl: I have haste butter. DM: Am I tripping? DM: I could have sworn you did not have haste, but that's fine. Aerendyl: We leveled up. DM: You guys did level up. DM: That's right. Aerendyl: Also, I can interchange my spell list every long rest if I wanted to. Shain: I'm pretty much. No, no, no, here's the thing. Because all I have to do is touch the creature, Aerendyl: I have a whole list. DM: I see. Aerendyl: I have a whole list of spell list. Aerendyl: But I can't use haste because I don't have a fucking. Shain: would it be fine? Like if you, if you roleplay as, oh, I try to cast haste. And I was like, oh, man, what a shame. Shain: Power transfer. No. I just have a willing creature. Touch me. That's it. DM: You can't power transfer as a, as a, as a, as a giant eagle. Aerendyl: Wait. DM: Yeah, but you're, you can't cast spells as, well, polymorphed. Shain: Why? Aerendyl: How far away away from the creature, the dragon? DM: You would be just about 65 feet, give or take. DM: Close enough to be like following, but not right on their tail. Shain: Follow more sucks. I'm done with magic. Can I make a chain in this asm? Aerendyl: Sixty five feet and is the dragon carrying Andrew on his back or like claws? DM: I don't see why not. Shain: No. Aerendyl: Hey, butter. Aerendyl: If I get to the tip of of of Shane's eagle head and might within sixty feet. Aerendyl: Andrew of Andrew, now the dragon Andrew. DM: Not the dragon, but Andrew. DM: I'm going to have to say no. Aerendyl: How how wait how far away up in the air? Shain: Can you speak to iconic dragon? Can you speak to him? Aerendyl: I have an idea. DM: We didn't, we didn't clarify specifically, but I would imagine you guys are at least 50 plus feet off the ground. DM: I was thinking you guys are pretty high up. DM: So I was under the idea of like about 100 feet. Aerendyl: I'm okay with 100 feet. DM: Give or take a. Shain: We're 100 feet in the air. Shain: I'm going to nod my head. DM: How long can you say polymorphed for? Aerendyl: I'm on Shane's eagle back, right? DM: You're what? DM: Oh, great. Aerendyl: I'm going to do something stupid. Aerendyl: I'm going to do something extremely stupid. Aerendyl: Please catch us. Aerendyl: If I sprint and jump off of the eagle, do I get within sixty feet of Andrew? Shain: Long jump. Long jump. Long jump. DM: I'm going to let me check the, I have to search up the long jump. Aerendyl: If I sprint and jump off of Shane's eagle body, am I within sixty feet of an airborne? Shain: If you leave, if you use heavy, you'll use your strength square. Aerendyl: I'm okay with 100 feet. DM: Long jump. DM: You cover number fee equal to your strength score. DM: If you move at least 10 feet on foot, I mean four of a jump. DM: I mean, it wouldn't be, it wouldn't be a long jump. DM: It would be a high jump because you can't, you don't have 10 feet to run off. Shain: What if I gave him a little boost? What if I like, you know, flex my eagle head and like bump him up? Aerendyl: I strength modifier is currently a plus one. DM: So what is your strength modifier? Shain: Not the plus, but the little number. Oh, sorry. That's right. That's strength. Aerendyl: 13. DM: I regret to inform you that no, you would not be able to make that. Shain: What if I swing dragon over? I turn on my belly and I nod my head and give you the sign. Aerendyl: Yeah, what if he eats me? DM: Now that would work. Aerendyl: I want Shane to eat me towards Andrew in the dragon. Shain: Here's how the eagle is going to do it. Buy the shoulders. I'm going to do a 360 barrel roll and launch a dark elf. DM: I'm going to need an acrobatic check of you. Aerendyl: Now, when he does this, if am I in sixty feet for me or from Shane? Shain: I don't have the eagle modifier because I don't know how I'd probably most fell. DM: I'm going to need an acrobatic check. Aerendyl: Okay, good. Aerendyl: This all depends on this and me. Shain: It's fine. After I wait. DM: Where am I acrobatic plus three for a journey? Shain: Okay. I've got one that's so long. DM: You certainly get there. Aerendyl: I'm in sixty feet of Andrew. DM: What are you doing, dragon? DM: You are within sixty feet of anter. Aerendyl: I'm going to have to roll crazy for this butter. DM: Good. Aerendyl: Can I use my grappling hook on Andrew to reel myself into him? DM: It does have sixty feet of range. Aerendyl: And it can reel me into a target and I can latch on to a target's body. Shain: That's going to hurt a little bit. He'll be fine. Aerendyl: My target being Andrew. DM: It's sir. DM: I. Aerendyl: Want that also? DM: So you could use your bonus action. Shain: Maybe. DM: You can pull yourself to an object or surface as attached to. DM: You can use it as a tool. DM: It does provoke up your attacks. DM: You can use it twice for long-rast. Aerendyl: I'd not attached to Andrew's body. DM: So you can, however, you wouldn't be like it directly attaching to him. DM: You'd be attaching to the dragon's leg. DM: You're going to do damage to the dragon. Shain: I'll do it. Aerendyl: How low was Andrew currently? Aerendyl: That won't do much damage. Aerendyl: So, is it Andrew under the effects of a sleeping thing? DM: Sure. DM: But that's not an acrobatic check. DM: He's under effects of a something. Aerendyl: Want that wake him up? Aerendyl: So it could also wake him up. Aerendyl: And my goal is I want to attach to Andrew without the dragon knowing. Aerendyl: Reel myself in and pull him out of there. Shain: Right. Aerendyl: Pull him out from the grasp. Shain: By the way, Edge is POV if he ever wakes up. It's just gonna be Aerendyl: Yeah. DM: All right. DM: Then dragon. DM: Go ahead and roll to hit your grappling hook. DM: And then roll to hit your grappling hook. Shain: I'm gonna immediately after throwing him by the way start swooping down a tiny bit Aerendyl: Well, actually, this could not have been perfect. Shain: Why why why Aerendyl: It's not even more perfect. Aerendyl: You got in that twenty. Shain: You got it a dab sample of a virtual camera Aerendyl: I got in that twenty. DM: Then roll one D6 plus five. DM: And then we don't put it for the damage. DM: I'm going to use it to hit your elbow. Aerendyl: So, one D6 plus five. DM: It's because you got a critical. Aerendyl: That's five plus five. Shain: 26 plus 10 DM: And it's 20 points of damage. Aerendyl: So twenty damage to Andrew. DM: So Andrew. Aerendyl: Oh gosh, I'm sorry for doing that much damage. DM: You are having a wonderful dream of your childhood home. Shain: aste DM: You're your mother whom you loved so dearly. DM: Remembering just how wonderful her hugs are. DM: As you feel a sharp pain in your left leg and are jolted away. Shain: I Shain: For DM: As you are being clinched by these two giant claws. DM: As you're looking straight down, you have that bragginess of just waking up. DM: And you just see the ground moving past you at 50 feet per six seconds. DM: You're a hundred feet in the air. DM: And there is a metal line attached to your left leg pulling and pulling and pulling. Shain: Laughing. Aerendyl: And as I'm reeling, I want to reel as fast as I can into Andrew. DM: As you feel as though your leg is about to break you scream for your life. Aerendyl: And my goal is to just kind of yank him out of the claws. DM: I have to. Aerendyl: And then I'll attack the claws too. Shain: I eat the dragon with your teeth. DM: So unfortunately not the way you were being held is like this. DM: And you're being very very strongly clinched onto. DM: You can. Shain: He's just like looks slightly below. DM: You go ahead and make a string check. Aerendyl: How far am I away from Andrew at this point in time? DM: You're making a fact. Aerendyl: Because I would hit an instantly real. DM: Yeah, I got that. DM: So you're like pulling in. DM: Pretty darn fast. Aerendyl: Am I within at least thirty? DM: Yeah, I say so. Aerendyl: So if he needs a help, I can give him the artificial buff. Aragorn: Um, am I doing a saving throw or check? DM: I'm just going to make a string check. Aragorn: Check? Aerendyl: Twenty three. DM: As you just kind of instinctively the moment that you wake up, DM: you're just kind of beginning to move trying to make room for yourself. Aragorn: 18. DM: Dragon, you're really in at full speed. Shain: You're gonna get real close. DM: As you just like basically ram into his legs. DM: You take four points for budgeting damage. DM: As. Aerendyl: I'm so sorry. Shain: I'm so sorry, dog. Aerendyl: I didn't think it's actually a damage. DM: For the record. DM: These claws are literally clenching on to basically your torso and like the upper part of your legs. DM: He rammed into the back of your left leg pushing it forwards. DM: You're in quite a bit of pain. Shain: Previously also fighting primordial dandies known as fire elementals. DM: You're not having a good time. DM: That's on top of the fact that he literally shot you with a grappling hook into your into your bolts. Aerendyl: This would do this much damage. Aragorn: Yeah. I'm having a blast. DM: But dragon, unfortunately, unfortunately, ramming into him did not seem to dislodge it. Aerendyl: Well, no, I wasn't going to try to ram in and dislodge. Aerendyl: I was going to ram in and then try to dislodge him by either attacking the legs. DM: I got I got that. DM: But as you kind of ram into him, you need you realize that because you win in with such such. DM: Your grappling hook has kind of unlawged itself and you need to grab on to something. Aerendyl: Or I could misty step on to Andrew's body. DM: I assume you'd grab onto the the dragon's leg. DM: That is an option as well. DM: Well, the way that it's kind of grabbing you basically miss having onto the dragon's feet essentially. DM: There's not really a spot to stand on his body. Aerendyl: So. DM: Dragon flying to the to his to front feet are basically grappling his entire body like this. DM: You could miss the step on top of the top of the ball. Aerendyl: Okay. How about this done butter? DM: But. Aerendyl: Can I use the blessing of the real Raven Queen? Aerendyl: So I'm going to let go of Andrew fall, prepare my sword, teleport to the legs, and then I want to stab upwards with the new sword I got. DM: 魁The new sword have you attuned to the new sword. Shain: Get him! Aerendyl: The new sword. Shain: Yeah Aerendyl: I did. Aerendyl: We did three months plus or it was like two months in, right? DM: Yes, you did the. Aerendyl: You said I attuned to it. DM: Yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Aerendyl: Yeah. DM: wanted to make sure that we did attuned to it. Shain: Shit Erdogan? Aerendyl: I'm going to let go of the sword. DM: All right. DM: I just want to make sure that I remember this correctly. DM: There's that. Shain: I was the game. Aerendyl: What the fuck up? Shain: Why am I like Slyther? Shain: Mary! Shain: I'll save all of. Shain: Boo-bus. DM: So you just basically just step up there and shove the sword up. Aerendyl: I'm hoping that'll cause like his legs to twitch and then I can kind of suplex Andrew off. Shain: game playhyuknot Times DM: Immediately. DM: Immediately just impaling the dragon. DM: The dragon does let out kind of a screech. Shain: WHAII o DM: But unfortunately for you, it doesn't loosen the grip, but it heightens the grip even further. Shain: th Shain: wh DM: As Andrew, how many hit points do you have left, man? Shain: дет you the Aragorn: Um, I have how much I take from the grapple? Aerendyl: Twenty twenty. DM: I believe it was 20. Aerendyl: And then you took four. DM: And then an additional four points of budgeting. DM: Did you take off the additional four from just getting rammed? Aerendyl: Yeah. Aragorn: 20. DM: With. Aerendyl: Wait. DM: So. Aerendyl: By any chance is this slowing down the dragon at all for Shane to catch up more. Shain: No. DM: You just did it. DM: So you're not sure just yet. DM: But. Shain: Ah. DM: But unfortunately, you're going as he kind of stabs up the basically your rib cage just kind of prize out and mercy as it. DM: As he launches down further. DM: And he's going to deal. Shain: One. Shain: What is this one? DM: He's going to deal 14 points of budgeting damage. Shain: Please. Shain: Is this one looking good on? DM: No, no, no, not just yet. DM: As the dragon is kind of like trying to recuperate from the damage. DM: The wings aren't flopping as just the right amount as it kind of slows down. Shain: Where are we going? DM: So you guys are traveling south. Shain: Come on. DM: So you guys were from intellectuals, you guys are traveling kind of this way. Aerendyl: The dragon trying to kidnap Andrew. Shain: This is just a big misunderstanding this whole time. Shain: It's fine. DM: But. Aerendyl: This is not a misunderstanding. Shain: Yeah, no. Shain: That's the initial thought though. Shain: So. DM: The dragon just kind of with its long neck just kind of peels itself backwards looking underneath it underneath it as it sees you dragon. DM: Uh, finally, the dragon sees dragon and. Aerendyl: I literally give him the middle finger as I'm like, oh shit. Shain: Huh. DM: Got it. DM: Um, well, the dragon kind of just. DM: Basically puffs out some smoke. DM: Just directly at your face, kind of in like a perfect like ring form. Shain: am DM: As. Aerendyl: I'm going to let go of the sword. DM: As the dragon immediately looks back towards folds in its wings and dive bombs into the ground. Aerendyl: Thank you. DM: Um, you guys, like I said, are 100 feet up. DM: And it is basically doing this number here. Aerendyl: I needed that. Shain: I'm gonna hit her smart. Shain: Why is he doing this? Aerendyl: Water. Shain: What is happening? Aerendyl: On the legs. Aerendyl: Can I use devastating sweep on both of the legs? DM: You most certainly can, my friend. Aerendyl: I'm going to let go of the sword. DM: Now, I will say because you are moving at such a high velocity, the wing is a rushing past you. Shain: I'm not sure. DM: It is going to be kind of difficult to do this. Aerendyl: What? DM: These wings are folded in, but you're still traveling at like, what is that equivalent to almost 80 feet per six seconds. Aerendyl: Hear me out. Aerendyl: His wings are folded in, which means maybe the wind is not really affecting. DM: If not more like down. DM: The main of that is going to make it very difficult. DM: You're basically trying to plot an intercept course. DM: I'm following. DM: And like I said, he did kind of stutter earlier. DM: So you were able to get closer. DM: You're now with them about 55 feet. DM: And you're trying to, you know, it plot intercept course. DM: But it's unlikely that you'll make it in time since you guys have basically similar speeds. DM: Unless somebody has like haste or something. DM: You're like, you're kind of smaller actually. DM: And kind of. Aerendyl: Yes. Aerendyl: I'm scared. DM: Yes, you are. Aerendyl: But at the same time, I've done that. Aerendyl: I'm sorry for doing so much damage and did not think my grappling hook. DM: Okay, so you're just falling. Aerendyl: I'm going to let go of the sword. Shain: There we go. Shain: We're the dragon and I are gonna land. Shain: It doesn't have to be touching anything. DM: And then visible wall of four springs into existence at a point you choose the wall of years in any orientation you choose as a horizontal or vertical barrier. DM: Or at an angle, it can be free floating or resting on a solid surface. DM: You can form it into a hemispherical dome or a sphere with a radius of 10 feet. Aerendyl: Yes. DM: Or you can choose to shape a flat surface made up of 10 foot by 10 foot panels. DM: Each panel must be contingent. DM: And any form of the wall is one fourth inch thick. DM: Last for the duration. DM: If the wall cuts through a feature space when it appears the creatures pushed to one side of the wall. DM: Nothing can physically pass through the wall. DM: It is immune to all damage and can't be dispelled by dispel magic. Shain: Let's go. Aerendyl: What I'm hearing is, have you ever seen those videos where cars at max speed drive into a wall? Shain: We're the dragon and I'm not sure. Aerendyl: This is where dad answers. Shain: No, no, no, no. Shain: You're not dead because I didn't hit hit Max velocity. DM: I already said the speed that we're going hang on. Aerendyl: It's pretty fast. Shain: That's OK. Aerendyl: It'll be fine though. DM: Hang on. Aerendyl: Would you put the wall theoretically in his body so it severs his head? Shain: I can sever if I wanted to be very accurate. DM: Oh, Shain: If I wanted to be very accurate, I could take and force one creature, aka Andrew, Shain: to be on the upper side of the wall, therefore, negating the damage and having the dragon still drop. Shain: That I could do. Shain: So Andrew, you would actually take no damage. Aerendyl: Yes. Shain: I think about it. Shain: You and me though, Dragon, I think we might turn into a couple bits, but we'll be fine. Shain: Because long rest. DM: why would Andrew be fine? Shain: Because the dragon and him are actually no wait. Shain: The dragon, actual dragon, Aaron Dell, Eric Gorn, and the dragon itself are all within the same space of the creature Shain: because they're all occupying the same thing. Shain: So, and I can shove a creature to one side, meaning I can shove it above going back up, therefore, negating velocity. Shain: Do you see what I'm saying? DM: No. DM: You could do it directly in there and then push him back up. DM: But that would practically be more of a teleport of a link, if you will, more than an indication of all inertia. Shain: No, I have to find. Aerendyl: Lettuce. Shain: But then the dragon will be falling and will be on the surface. DM: I'm sorry. Shain: Because I chose for the dragon to be on the other side of the wall. Aerendyl: We'll still have an impact. Shain: I'm smart. DM: Let me get this straight. DM: Your game plan here is to cast it at the perfect spot to where it intersects both the dragon and Andrew. DM: You choose Andrew to be pumped to the top and the dragon pushed to the bottom. Shain: Yep. Shain: Yeah, and don't forget. Shain: Yes. Shain: The same with Aaron Dell. Aerendyl: And yet Andrew just gets slammed in the face with the wall. Aerendyl: We'd still take the impact. DM: I can't lie. Shain: See if I have featherfall. Shain: It's the first levels fell. Aerendyl: You're going to need more. Shain: Why would I do that if I'm the fifth levels fell, you know what I'm saying? Aerendyl: That's a cold. Shain: Why? Shain: Well, in right world. Shain: In right world is what world am I going to do? DM: I don't know. Shain: Yeah, I'm not neat. Aerendyl: You Shain: That's the thing. Shain: I'm better than him. Shain: See. DM: I'm sorry. Shain: They're just. Shain: Yeah, don't do the any following rules, please. Shain: Or else we will die no matter what happens. Shain: Please. Shain: Yeah, because. Shain: That's fine. Shain: What we find? Shain: I got hit voices. Shain: So 76. Shain: Yeah, to hit. Aerendyl: Wait. Aerendyl: So the goal is just to. Shain: And then I can turn this I can get Andrew back up because I have a healing thing. Shain: And then we'll find. Aerendyl: My question is, what are. Aerendyl: Can I still try and use that devastating. Aerendyl: Sweet. Aerendyl: As an actual big a single melee attack with this weapon against any number of creatures in the reach each creature must make a deck saving 30 C 15 off ailed save takes weapons normal damage. Aerendyl: I'm so happy. DM: For a record, if you actually like click it to use it, you can then actually select the, the devastating sweep. Aerendyl: I'm successful takes half. Aerendyl: But my goal is to try and hit both of his legs and maybe that'll. DM: Magic. Aerendyl: Maybe I'll hit like a tendon or something. Shain: Everything's fine, guys. Shain: Don't worry. Aerendyl: I'm going to hit first. Shain: It's like a crash to be over there. DM: I'll have him make the save. Shain: That's spending 600 on my variables this week.
Aerendyl: The stating sweep.
Aerendyl: We don’t have to roll the hit first.
DM: You can just roll the attack over.
Aerendyl: The 20 plus.
DM: And it’s a, for the, do you see it was a tech save? I’m sorry.
DM: I already forgot.
Aerendyl: As the deck started saving through with the C 15.
Aerendyl: Does a 19 hit.
DM: Roll good, my friend.
Aerendyl: And then the damage.
DM: Roll good.
Aerendyl: Did he fail the save.
DM: He said he saved.
Aerendyl: So it’s half.
DM: He rolled an 18 because these 15, right?
Aerendyl: So he takes a 12 halved.
DM: 12.
DM: So that’s six damage per leg.
Aerendyl: Yeah, six times per leg.
Aerendyl: But my goal is to try and make a cut like deep enough to hopefully.
Aerendyl: And then his legs to give up control of Andrew.
DM: You do the strike at him.
DM: And it does kind of cut into the skin a little bit.
DM: But because this dragon is just, you know, got thick legs, it’s not enough to really sever anything.
Aerendyl: Yeah, thanks.
Aerendyl: As I’m cutting, can I cast heat metal on my sword?
DM: As you’re kind of, you know, thinking about your next move suddenly, you smack into a invisible wall of.
Aerendyl: I’m already following.
Aerendyl: I just crush. I’m dead.
DM: And you take, you take 24 points of damage.
Aerendyl: 24.
DM: Points of legend and damage. Yeah.
Shain: We’re fine.
Aerendyl: You wrote like shit.
Aerendyl: Didn’t you.
DM: Yes, I did.
Aerendyl: I just down though.
Shain: No, it’s fine.
Shain: It’s fine.
DM: The dragon did pass through or essentially get clop to the other side.
Shain: I get it back up.
Shain: Is the dragon a release and now falling still?
Aerendyl: I just can’t.
DM: However, the dragon immediately noticing that his prey is gone, aborts its suicide dive.
Shain: I don’t mind everything.
DM: And you know that wonderful scene from how to train your dragon where he does like the whole wing thing to slow down.
DM: He does that.
Aerendyl: I’m just going to board the dragon hits the wall too.
DM: He didn’t hit the wall. He went through the wall.
Shain: I let him pass her.
DM: He went to the other side of the wall.
Shain: I can have him here.
Aerendyl: I’m not going to be.
DM: I take 24 points.
DM: Well, actually, it would take more because it’s a like super large.
Aerendyl: You should have just let him hit.
Shain: At least the air gone.
DM: It’s a humongous creature.
Aerendyl: You should have just let him hit it.
Shain: All right, all right.
DM: Yeah, a large creature.
Shain: Here’s what I do.
Shain: And then I’m going to cut myself and air and our sorry, air gone.
Shain: You are going to need to roll.
Shain: Actually, let me just actually roll 48 for you real quick.
Aerendyl: My legs broken away.
Shain: One, two, three, four.
Shain: That is straight up just 20 hit points.
Aerendyl: I’m just going to be.
Shain: And I lose 20 from my health.
Shain: And then I’m going to be like, hey, by the way, I’m starting to get hurt kind of bad.
Aerendyl: Straight.
Shain: I’m going to turn into an eagle again.
Shain: Eradelle, you’re okay, right?
Shain: We’re going to get somewhere quite safe hop on my back.
Shain: And then I’m going to.
Aerendyl: I’m just like dragging my leg.
Shain: I’m going to follow you more back into a giant eagle.
DM: Already.
Shain: There.
Aerendyl: On the road again.
Shain: And as I do, I’m going to pick up both of them one on the back.
Shain: I’m going to put air air going on my back and have air and dull in my like talons.
DM: All right.
Shain: And I guess I should have said like pull your sword out.
Shain: I had the dragons, but close your truck.
Shain: Get it.
Aerendyl: Ah.
DM: As you kind of do that and you’re finally able to take off.
DM: As you look behind you, the dragon is kind of locked on you.
Shain: Too bad you’re slow.
DM: He’s about 40 feet away.
DM: Just chasing after you.
Shain: Yeah, yeah, we’re fine with that.
DM: Essentially, you guys have just you guys have just traded positions.
Aerendyl: Hmm.
Shain: And then what I’m going to do is because I can steer because I’m a good steerer.
Shain: All right.
Shain: What we’re going to do is he said they were taking us to judicare right?
Aerendyl: Oi.
Shain: Last or that’s like the direction we’re heading in.
Shain: What I’m going to do is because movie magic.
Shain: Are we like within distance where I can turn into a an area like a forest?
DM: You guys, you guys that really make it like that far.
DM: So you guys are kind of basically right out here.
DM: So yes, you can totally turn towards the forest.
Shain: Is there anything?
Shain: Would I have like tree covers though?
Shain: That’s my question.
Aerendyl: I’m just going to be.
DM: Like you want to fight in the trees.
Shain: Yes.
DM: Not really.
Aerendyl: But do they speak Vietnamese?
DM: Not enough for it to truly matter.
Shain: I guess you don’t.
Shain: So I’m just going to keep getting lower to the ground.
Shain: We’re going to judicare.
Shain: And he’s not going to catch because he’s slow.
DM: Bro, he’s the same speed as you.
Shain: Yeah, exactly.
Shain: So we’re both slow.
Aerendyl: I can’t.
DM: The dragon is continually chasing after you.
Shain: Neyfire ball as you’re as we’re chasing.
Shain: You’re going to have to neyfire ball it.
DM: Now there is one concern.
Shain: Hmm.
DM: Okay, you don’t know.
DM: Are you just you’re just continually heading towards a shooting car.
Shain: Only problem with that is if I were going for an hour, I’m going to run out of the spell.
Aerendyl: What’s the concern about her now?
Shain: I mean, I’m getting us low to the ground.
Shain: Like I’m basically, I don’t know, 20, 30 feet off the ground just tracing the thing.
Shain: All right.
Shain: He’s not shooting fire at us, is he?
DM: No.
Shain: He’s just one of those half dragonbloods.
Aerendyl: Mudblood.
Shain: My blood.
DM: Okay, the real reason is because he’s using all of his thinking actions chase after you and you’ve been dashed above.
Shain: He’s just a half breed.
Shain: I know.
Aerendyl: I’m just going to be.
DM: You’re right. He doesn’t have legendary actions.
Shain: Of course, of course.
Shain: Good.
Shain: So situation.
Shain: Micro is going to get on air going shoulder.
Shain: Situation.
Shain: If we go for another hour, um, shame might not make it.
DM: T minus 10 seconds until he was for respect to a normal nerd.
Aragorn: Oh.
Aragorn: So then we should probably go back on the ground.
Shain: Yeah, we’re kind of close to the ground if you look over.
DM: You’re like 10 feet off the ground.
Shain: So, uh, just let you know.
Shain: Look, don’t get captured.
Shain: Um, that also means technically speaking.
Shain: I’m going to have the bird go down because the birds faster than me, which I think is hilarious.
Shain: So it can keep up no problem.
DM: Hello, can I stick with you Graham?
Shain: Uh, it’s 100 feet per second when we buff it.
Shain: Remember the permanent buffet time.
Shain: So it’s just kind of the fastest crow in the world.
DM: Cool.
Shain: So he’s just kind of next to Aaron Bell.
Shain: It’s like, um, we’re going to make landfall soon.
Shain: Do you have a plan?
Shain: So I don’t.
Shain: Good, but don’t have good air.
Shain: Or that’s what is after.
Shain: It’s okay.
DM: fim
DM: have
Shain: We got this.
Aerendyl: Oh.
Aerendyl: Oh, gosh.
Shain: You look over and, uh, the crow’s gone.
DM: results of the course and
DM: new
DM: You can certainly attempt.
Shain: This is the play.
Aragorn: Can I try and shoot two or two arrows of the dragon behind us?
Aerendyl: He said the thing.
Shain: You could certainly get to know dry.
Shain: You have to say try.
Shain: Um,
Aerendyl: You don’t have to.
Shain: dollars.
Aragorn: Um 18.
DM: I’m going to be entirely honest with you, even though that should hit.
Shain: Over.
DM: You’re shooting arrows made out of basic darned things at a dragon flying towards you.
Aragorn: Because it’s midair.
DM: Those arrows would just bounce off of his scales.
Aragorn: Fair. Fair.
Aerendyl: I’m just going to be.
Shain: women.
Shain: AAH!
Aragorn: I’m a brace for impact.
Shain: That might piercet.
Aragorn: Where did God I thought you said four skin?
Shain: I thought so too.
DM: Even if that does work, bro, you might do two points of damage.
Shain: My fluke.
Shain: I love the arrow.
Shain: I’m sorry.
Shain: Loden arrow into my foreskin is a crazy bar.
Aerendyl: I don’t know what you’re out of that, man.
DM: But yeah, if you would like to try it, go right on the head.
Aerendyl: Unless I could like.
Aerendyl: I can’t, I’m just going to be.
Shain: It might happen though.
Shain: Ummm.
DM: Well, I guess the fact that it was using fire magic and was able to freely summon fire
Aerendyl: But we are all in the same place.
Shain: Let’s try it on your probably just wouldn’t be as nice.
Aerendyl: That’s not happening.
Aerendyl: That’s the problem.
Aerendyl: I already know it won’t.
DM: elementals.
Aerendyl: Yeah, it doesn’t sound like…
DM: And the fact that it’s a red dragon, probably the fire magic he can do much.
Aerendyl: Yum.
Shain: So it’s pretty safe to assume that this guy was the problem the entire time.
DM: So, shame.
Aerendyl: But if I say, Oop-Cog.
Shain: I think if I could either go for water, well now water would be bad because I can’t really escape.
Aerendyl: Shit.
DM: Would you keep going for the whole hour and just kind of push it until the time clicks?
Aerendyl: Water, air, fire.
Shain: Or no, we could go down under the water.
Shain: If there was a pool large enough for me to submerge me, Aaron don’t drag it into so that the dragon has to therefore.
DM: Unfortunately, there’s no real bodies of water between them.
Shain: Okay. Is there any real coverage for trees at all?
DM: Unfortunately, no.
DM: They’ve all been cut away.
Shain: Can I dig a hole?
Aerendyl: I found there’s a back mı-
DM: Not in time.
Shain: What if I killed the guy?
DM: What if you what?
Shain: What if I killed the other guy?
DM: Now you could.
DM: I mean, you are kind of traveling along the roadway.
DM: You could look for a poor individual with a caravan and just crash into them and ruin
Aerendyl: Worse, worse, worse.
DM: their year.
DM: Before the record, you already passed a good couple dozen traders that are just astonished
Shain: Nah, I think I have an idea. Here’s my goal.
Shain: I think if I could get to or get next to someone in a caravan, I don’t crash into them.
DM: by a giant eagle being chased by a red dragon.
Shain: But getting within an area where they might have some eyewitness would be awesome.
Shain: But here’s the main thing.
Shain: Here’s my goal.
Shain: I want to, before it’s time, before my timer runs out, I want to switch positions with Aaron Dell and Aaron Gorn.
Aerendyl: All right.
Aerendyl: ели you
Shain: However, the only reason I’m doing this is I’m going to attempt to eat Aaron Gorn.
Shain: Not like straight up to power him. I just want to hold him in my mouth.
Shain: Okay. There’s a reason why.
Shain: Wait, no, I can’t do that because I’m going to call him off.
Shain: He’s going to be in my mouth. They’re for all I’ll explode. Never mind. I can’t do that.
Shain: I had a good idea, but it wasn’t going to work.
Aerendyl: But this uh, wait, wait, flux.
Shain: I was going to.
Aerendyl: Give me the Dodecahedron.
Aerendyl: I’ll go catch this drag. I choose you!
Shain: No.
Shain: I was here. Here’s what I was thinking about her.
Shain: I was going to play Aaron Gorn in my mouth to hide him, turned back into a human.
Shain: This is why I wasn’t going to turn into a human.
Shain: Minor illusion, Aaron Gorn standing a little ways away.
Shain: And then he goes for that.
Shain: And then I spit out Aaron Gorn, but I can’t because I’m person at that point.
Shain: Therefore, I’d be dead.
Shain: Where are you?
Aragorn: Me with my person saved a mouth. Where’d he go?
DM: We would by suspicious leave chate person chate the battle.
Aerendyl: I’m going to go catch this drag.
Shain: So I’ll still switch positions.
Shain: If I can like have Aaron Gorn tucked underneath and Aaron Dell up top.
Shain: And then I think when.
Shain: Like we make the landing, I’m going to take the initial impact.
Shain: So the error.
Shain: So the error Gorn doesn’t.
DM: So are you doing this number here where your mental clock hits like 1p-1 minutes to just
Shain: And then.
DM: game over and you just purposely kind of crash land, but you take the brunt of it?
Shain: Yeah. And I’m specifically holding on to Aaron Gorn.
Shain: Aaron Dell, you’re on my back.
Shain: So you kind of just surf from the hit.
Aerendyl: Hello.
Shain: All right.
Shain: And I guess I’m going to full body cover Aaron Gorn like Mr. President.
DM: That’s not surprising.
Shain: Like turn him.
Shain: And I mean, if it’s possible, can I minor illusion to make it look like from the dragon’s point of view that I’m not there because I can mimic what the ground would look like.
DM: Uh, you, there’s not there would not be enough time for that unfortunately.
Shain: What if I’m fast? What if I make a slight of handshake?
Aerendyl: That’s pretty fast.
DM: Boy, I don’t care how fast you think you are.
Shain: I’m Naruto.
DM: Yeah, you ain’t that fast, Steve.
Shain: That’s pretty fast.
Aerendyl: If he’s not, that’s pretty fast.
Shain: We.
Shain: I’m bringing it.
DM: Anyways, it is buzzkill.
Aerendyl: You’re a buzzkill butter.
Aerendyl: Your name’s not butter.
Shain: Kid.
Aerendyl: Your name’s buzzkill.
Aerendyl: Buzzkill Cheetah.
DM: Anyways, you land and do as you desire.
Shain: Mm-hmm.
DM: Uh, the dragon who like I said was like 55 feet away, um, he begins to charge up what appears to be a breath attack.
DM: As it flies over and aims directly for you, Erin though.
Aerendyl: A breath attack.
Shain: Aaron.
Aerendyl: Do I clock this?
DM: And it’s up you do clock it.
Shain: You go.
Aerendyl: Butter.
Shain: Clashing rolls.
Aerendyl: Can I clash this bitch with fireball?
Aerendyl: Can I clash with fireball?
DM: What exactly do you mean, clash it with a fireball?
Shain: Or a big caboom.
Aerendyl: He shoots, I shoot, they collide, and basically nothing happens.
Aerendyl: Now bear in mind, I don’t have two or three slots fireball,
Aerendyl: and I don’t think I can use my knee fireball, but I do have a wand of great fireball.
DM: I’m a be honest, chief.
Shain: This is true. This is true.
Shain: I don’t think we’re fine.
Shain: Guys, this is a TVK.
DM: I don’t think shooting a fire would be or shooting a fireball would negate a fire breath.
DM: If anything, I would imagine it would just cause an even bigger explosion that would hit both of you.
Aerendyl: I can’t.
Shain: But it’s an error.
Aerendyl: Hang on, what about?
DM: My guy is literally just said, let me fight fire with fire.
Shain: 90% of the AD has fire.
DM: I don’t think that’s how that works.
DM: Have you guys ever tried to throw a match into a bonfire?
Aerendyl: Well, it depends.
DM: You’re just multiplying the fire.
Aerendyl: So if fire hits fire, they kind of just one fire.
Shain: And I’m going to talk to you a lot.
Aerendyl: Okay, one fire has force using magic.
Aerendyl: One fire has force using breath.
Aerendyl: Magic beats breath, which means it would just hit the fire, go through,
Aerendyl: and that fire would kind of just dissipate as the fire is, or at least it would slow the impact of the fire.
DM: My mind has fire coming down.
Shain: That’s a lot of fire.
Aerendyl: Right?
Aerendyl: Okay, so this is how we’re playing this one.
DM: Fireball comes hits the fire because just the amount of force that’s going the fireball would explode causing the fire to rush back towards the drag and but also hit you.
DM: That’s how I would think it.
Aerendyl: This is how we’re playing this, huh?
DM: I mean, I can’t it doesn’t make any sense that fire would negate fire.
Aerendyl: Butter.
Aerendyl: Is the dragon’s eyes looking at me?
Aerendyl: I’m gonna hiccup this bitch with the in movable moving glass.
Aerendyl: I’m gonna hiccup this bitch with that.
DM: Are you trying that?
Aerendyl: Yes, I’m doing that.
Shain: Am I looking at that?
Aerendyl: I’m doing that, but instead of my hands out, I’m holding the hourglass,
Aerendyl: I’m gonna fucking.
DM: Oh, yes.
DM: Oh my gosh.
DM: The hourglass.
Aerendyl: I’m gonna be like, oh shit, topless.
DM: I can’t believe we forgot about the hourglass.
DM: Oh, I’m saying I have to reread it.
Aerendyl: There’s a cat behind you.
Aerendyl: You don’t know it yet.
DM: Was I’m saving throw for the DC of 18? Okay.
Aerendyl: And if I’m not mistaken, I’m currently like on the belly of Shane.
Aerendyl: Right?
DM: I’m sorry.
Aerendyl: I’m on the top.
DM: No, you’re you kind of scooted away because you scooted away because he crash landed and poly and.
Shain: I think we’re.
Aerendyl: Okay, yeah, so as long as Shane slash air going doesn’t see this, they’re fine.
Shain: I’m currently body tackled Andrew.
Shain: So that way if anything happens, I take the initial hit.
Aerendyl: Some smoke.
DM: Well, as you do.
DM: Shane, you can you can kind of just see out of the corner of your eye because basically is what happened.
DM: You crash landed like this into the dirt.
DM: Dragon flew off of you in like ahead and the dragon swooped in aiming directly at dragon.
DM: Fire coming down landing just about to scorch air and down.
DM: But, Aaron, that puts his hand up and the dragon face plants into the ground, breathing fire, causing a literal explosion to erupt around the dragon.
Aerendyl: Yes.
DM: As, you still get hit, but not by fire, but by a physical dragon that crash landed and pushed you out of the way.
Aerendyl: I’m still sitting.
DM: As you take 16 points of budgeting damage and are pushed about 20 feet.
Shain: Oh.
Shain: You’ll be fine.
Shain: Just give her a call.
Aerendyl: 18 still.
Shain: What’s your HP?
DM: Dragon crash landed now in a fiery explosion takes.
DM: Holy crap, I did that math right on. I’m going to read this. Yeah.
Aerendyl: I’m just gonna fuck up again.
DM: The dragon takes 62 points of fire damage.
Aerendyl: Still.
DM: As flames just erupt around it and it kind of catches on flames like a nightmare from thinking how to train your dragon.
DM: Shane and Andrew, it is your turn. If you want to do anything at the moment.
Shain: Don’t look. Don’t look.
Shain: I like cover above his head.
Shain: I’m not looking. You’re not looking.
Aerendyl: Aren’t I under the dragons like body right now?
DM: No, so the dragon like flew in and kind of curled and basically pushed you with its body.
Shain: I’m not looking.
DM: So you’re on the other side of the dragon. However, I will say because of the crash landing, it is no longer looking at the hourglass.
Aragorn: I’m a.
DM: So it will be broken from the effects.
Aerendyl: And I’m currently in the state of I just go hit by a fucking dragon.
Aerendyl: I can’t do anything.
DM: Pretty much.
DM: The hourglass is the dragon.
Aerendyl: You
DM: That’s 32 feet.
DM: Alright.
Aerendyl: can’t do anything.
Shain: He’s got a.
Shain: It’s yeah.
Shain: It’ll be three technically.
Aerendyl: It is from.
DM: Yes. Good catch.
Shain: Come on, Erica.
Shain: Come on.
Shain: Of course, of course.
Shain: He’s fainting the ring.
Shain: I don’t think this is how it’s supposed to go because I feel like we’re supposed to lose air.
Shain: Those are for hits.
DM: The 11 does not hedge.
Shain: Do those hit.
Aerendyl: Wait, did you see you rolled in 11?
Aerendyl: Make it a 16.
Shain: I don’t think this is how it’s supposed to go.
DM: The 16 does not hedge.
Shain: This is what I was saying.
Aerendyl: They still get a plus five to it.
Shain: I’m not looking.
DM: That that hits.
Aerendyl: I can’t move.
Aerendyl: Didn’t your wife specifically tell you not to scream today for us?
Aerendyl: I know.
Aerendyl: I just thought of something.
DM: There are spot reasons, but unfortunately every time the dragon tried to talk, you guys just slay it.
Aerendyl: I don’t know.
Aerendyl: Because they don’t like his dad.
Shain: Well, don’t have a capture of friend.
Aerendyl: They attacked first.
Aerendyl: I’m not the wiki.
Shain: Detent.
Shain: Deet.
Shain: Now, deet.
Aerendyl: You better believe it.
Shain: I got you, Doug.
Shain: Seventh level.
Shain: Yes, that’s one of you right now.
Shain: Yes.
Shain: All right, Pete.
Shain: You made it out the tip.
Shain: Also, just as an employee, I probably will have to be heading out soon.
Shain: Yes, a whole stack of damage.
DM: 64 point.
Aragorn: 64 points of damage.
Shain: Please.
Aerendyl: Please butter.
Shain: Please don’t draw.
DM: Alright.
Aerendyl: Please don’t roll.
DM: As it is now the dragon’s turn.
DM: So how does it go to bite you?
Aerendyl: Me?
Aerendyl: Butter.
Aerendyl: Do I see him trying to bite me?
DM: You do.
Aerendyl: I still have the hourglass in my hands.
Aerendyl: I’m not the wiki.
DM: Unfortunately, it looks like you forgot to read the staff block.
Aerendyl: You’re right.
DM: He’s going for the full bite.
Aerendyl: That’s my mental hand.
Aerendyl: If I try to do it again, he just bites my head.
Shain: I know what I can do.
Shain: Please, dragon.
Shain: Just survive one by just survive one.
Aerendyl: I don’t think I’m not going to be able to survive one bite.
Shain: You got it.
Aerendyl: I’m not going to survive one bite.
Shain: If there was a time that rolled ones on your damage, you know what?
Shain: Now would be the time.
DM: Wow.
Shain: I’m not going to do it.
Aerendyl: Dad, dad, do.
Aerendyl: Would you say he rolled?
DM: He wrote a 29.
Aerendyl: Or a bite attack?
Aerendyl: I can’t do that.
Aerendyl: I don’t really got anything else.
Aerendyl: Are you fucking kidding me, butter?
DM: It’s so stupid.
Aerendyl: Yeah, no, I got nothing.
Aerendyl: I cannot block this.
Aerendyl: I cannot dodge this.
Aerendyl: You know, as a reaction.
DM: Don’t worry.
Aerendyl: Could I at least try to jump out of the way before it bites my head off?
DM: I’m not going to say that.
Aerendyl: Today’s a large mouth.
Aerendyl: Or is it?
Aerendyl: No, no, no.
DM: Yeah. Okay. Sure. Sure. You know what? You know what? Yes. I will let you make a deck safe.
Aerendyl: I don’t want to ruin your moment.
Aerendyl: No, no, no, no.
Aerendyl: Is he’s just on top of me where he’s just like he’s like right there.
Shain: The Raven Queen Dragon.
Aerendyl: Or just get the.
Shain: The Raven Queen.
Aerendyl: I could just.
Aerendyl: Then yeah, I’m going to try to at least jump out of the way.
DM: You have a reaction not a bonus action. I’ll let you make a deck safe.
Aerendyl: I’m trying to jump out of the way.
Aerendyl: Maybe let it bite off my mechanical limbs and say my normal limbs.
Shain: You’re about to wait.
Aerendyl: Okay, you said a deck, stare, or you say it, but throw.
Shain: Dragon, please.
DM: Yes, sir.
Aerendyl: It’s not looking too bad.
Aerendyl: That is for deck, stare, or you say even throw.
DM: I’m really hoping that you save here. Otherwise, we’re looking at a bad afternoon.
Shain: Please.
Aerendyl: Before I do anything.
Aerendyl: The flash of genius that I would have used on Andrews.
Aerendyl: That clearly didn’t work because he chronicle shifted.
Aerendyl: Did that still go through?
DM: I would say it did.
Aerendyl: Okay, then I have a 15.
Aerendyl: A 15 for a deck, say.
DM: Okay. Alright. I do not know what your hip points are. I’m going purely by the numbers. Oh, I’m sorry.
Aerendyl: And I’m not looking.
Aerendyl: 18.
DM: I’m sorry.
DM: I’m sorry. Yes, you’re right, black.
Aerendyl: It ripped off my leg, right?
Aerendyl: I’m used to walking with a limb.
Shain: I’m going to create a terrifying monster that’s going to annihilate everything.
Shain: 300 damage.
Shain: I’m not going to do it.
Shain: Let’s go.
Shain: Crit roll.
Shain: Plus ultra.
Shain: Dang.
Shain: How is this guy still standing?
Aragorn: 28 points of damage.
Shain: This is a little guy.
Aerendyl: Wait, wait.
Shain: I’m going to eat him alive.
DM: He rolled a 27. Do you have anything to stop that?
Aerendyl: Is the driving trying to attack somebody?
Shain: That’s me.
DM: I got the role.
Shain: I actually have to make a con save on top of it.
Aerendyl: What’s your AC looks?
Aerendyl: 18.
Aerendyl: I’m not that started.
DM: Well, the dragon just turns to you, Andrew, and sits almost as though, you know, he doesn’t actually say anything.
Shain: I’m counting.
Aerendyl: I’m not that good.
Aerendyl: Who’s that good boy?
Shain: I am counting.
Aerendyl: You aren’t.
Shain: Two, three, five, six, seven, eight, nine, seven, one, twelve, thirteen, fourteen.
DM: But you can just kind of tell he’s not going to attack you. He’s allowing you to hopefully get your friends into a stable condition if you agree to go peacefully.
Aerendyl: You’re not.
Shain: Fifteen, sixteen, seventeen, eighteen, nineteen, twenty.
Aerendyl: Don’t do it.
Shain: Twenty-one, two, three, four, uh-oh.
DM: You’re called for it.
Aragorn: I’m going to take two attacks.
Shain: Uh-oh.
Shain: I shouldn’t have done that.
Shain: One, two, three, four, five, six, eight, nine.
DM: What?
Aerendyl: Oh, no. Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
Aerendyl: right? Not when you go down.
Shain: That’s when you go to my time.
Aerendyl: Wait no, Shane, it’s when you die. Not go down, right?
Shain: No, when you go down and you make that saving.
Aerendyl: But we haven’t made that saving throws yet.
Shain: I’m dead.
Aerendyl: No, no, no.
Shain: I’m counting.
Aerendyl: I’m calling. I’m calling.
Shain: Numbers.
Aerendyl: I’m calling.
Aragorn: I only get two attacks.
Aragorn: 14 and 13.
Shain: Uh-oh.
DM: Why don’t you just take the deal, man? Why don’t you just take the deal?
Shain: So maybe you guys won’t be having that in-person session after all.
Aerendyl: Yeah, yeah, I think.
Aragorn: This is all twice.
Aragorn: He said no.
Aerendyl: Luckily, Butter’s fucking with us. Clearly we have backup coming in the next 10 seconds.
Aerendyl: We’ve made a huge commotion.
Shain: You said you said you’re not in I you’re not in line.
Shain: You’re just dead.
Aragorn: How much damage?
Aragorn: I’m a do reaction.
Shain: I’m counting.
Aragorn: So it’s a reaction where you take your superior diet and add your dexterity modifier.
Aerendyl: You
Aragorn: So I reduce it by seven.
Shain: Do you have a higher AC because of ferry that turn?
DM: Oh, wait, hang on, hang on, there’s a chance there’s a 17 hit.
Aerendyl: It’s over.
Shain: Am I right?
Shain: What do you mean?
Aerendyl: Up, Perry.
Aerendyl: I’m calling.
Shain: Congratulations.
Shain: We’ve got TPK.
DM: Now, the reason why I was saying you rolled desaves whenever I tell you to roll desaves is because there is a very important thing in this game.
Aerendyl: Everybody here is playing another one, right?
DM: Now, the dragon did this for all of you for a reason.
Shain: I’m counting.
Aerendyl: �드 it’s the player.
Shain: Is giant teeth?
Shain: I have a noxone in consciousness of the fireball.
Aerendyl: Huh.
Aragorn: But you see when we do it with swords, we just bonk them with it. We turn it and bonk them.
Aragorn: That’s true.
Aerendyl: You have.
Aerendyl: You have, you have.
Aragorn: You have.
Aerendyl: Yeah, you knocked him down and said you didn’t want to do it leafly.
Shain: I have serious one.
Aerendyl: So you just got knocked out.
DM: I can just make it non-lethly and I was like, okay.
Aerendyl: Yeah, we’re good, we’re good, but not good.
Shain: I don’t know if I want to walk away from this.
DM: Now, this is going to be a fun next session.
Shain: I also realized that inspiration this whole time.
Aerendyl: I’m.
Aerendyl: Wait.
DM: I’m not sure if you’re going to be able to do that.
Shain: I’m going to kill myself.
Aerendyl: Oh my gosh, bro.
Aerendyl: Nate’s fogged.
Shain: Oh, let him have another character.
Aerendyl: Well, he was at the courthouse.
Shain: I just want to be dead.
Aerendyl: It was fire.
DM: It doesn’t matter.
Aerendyl: Fire and low.
Aerendyl: Fire and.
DM: Now, I want to make this very clear.
Aerendyl: Fire and them.
Aerendyl: Everything was going so well until Nate decided to not show up.
DM: It is not plot convenience that he didn’t kill y’all.
Shain: I don’t want to go on a man, huh?
DM: If he was just trying to kill y’all, he obviously would have done it from the get go.
Shain: I just wanted him not to get hurt.
Shain: Or alcohol or air and dairy.
Aerendyl: I’m just going to do Nate and be like, it’s over.
DM: Tpk.
Aerendyl: You’re the last one standing.
DM: I’m just saying you to join the call.