2025-06-11 Transcript

DM: for random announcers.
Caitlin: votre listening player.
Aragorn: I need to get a haircut, don’t I?
Shain: you
DM: I apologize.
DM: Okay.
DM: So, where was I?
Caitlin: I think Andrew’s emoting.
DM: Oh yeah, you decided that you would like to order a farm.
Aragorn: Yeah, see my fucking shit is nabby as fuck.
DM: What exactly does that entail?
Caitlin: Andrew’s error going to be the monster mash.
Aragorn: I’m just gonna sit there and silence.
Aragorn: Holy fuck.
DM: Just the whole crown.
Aragorn: Dude.
Aerendyl: It was a grave your smash, that much you mean?
Aragorn: I didn’t imagine.
Aragorn: I didn’t laugh.
Aragorn: I’m gonna just wait for like then to get closer to me and start asking shit, honestly.
Aragorn: I didn’t get an answer to no one.
DM: As.
Aragorn: I’m just gonna cheese us.
DM: I was just kind of standing there.
DM: Keep in mind that, you know, they probably do are somewhat aware of your general, like who you are.
DM: First of all, the dragon publicly asked for the air.
DM: Second of all, you showed up and then immediately drew the dragon’s interest.
DM: And third of all, you currently have a very, very much glowing golden crown.
DM: So, as people are approaching, and they’re kind of coming from all angles as it as people just kind of can see.
Aragorn: Yeah.
DM: And they don’t hear the dragon anymore.
DM: And there’s this big beam in the sky.
DM: People are coming from all around not just not just like from where they can see you.
DM: Like they’re people coming in from different side streets and everything.
DM: I was gonna kind of get closer.
DM: They’re like maybe 40 feet in all.
DM: You definitely start to hear whispers of kind of what you’re kind of whispering to each other and saying.
DM: Some of them are very confused because keep in mind that your kingdom fell.
DM: You know, was it 20 something years ago.
DM: So a lot of them, especially some on the younger side or folks that aren’t very well educated that came through elsewhere.
Aragorn: I like who the fuck is this?
DM: And it doesn’t even know that this was actually another nation 20 years ago.
DM: Some of the more educated ones are whispering about actually being the proper air of gondor and the rightful ruler.
Aragorn: Okay.
DM: A lot of the older people, anybody over the age of like 40ish just does not approve.
Aerendyl: Are you tomorrow, or not?
DM: I see you as the rightful air of the horrible kings and queens that caused the downfall and death of their friends.
Aerendyl: and I don’t like your yeah.
DM: So there’s kind of a bunch of mixed emotions going around.
DM: Are you still just going to stand there and or farm looking like absolutely kinglier.
Aragorn: I’m gonna be like attention, like bringing attention like, hey, I know I’m not a very respectable part of a lineage, but I think we have bigger things than to stare at me and gock at the scene.
DM: As kind of said that.
Aragorn: We need to get people out of here and help the injured and get as many people out of here to safety before we do anything else.
Aerendyl: you
DM: A kind of younger.
DM: Well, younger compared to the person next to him.
DM: There’s a guy about in his mid 40s and then beside him is a guy that’s probably pushing like late 60s very very much balding and gray hair dragon you recognize them as the general set.
Aragorn: You, I’m a point back in them.
Aerendyl: I’m on top of the the roof, right?
DM: A tower as they kind of push through and they say I couldn’t agree more we need to secure this area and get him somewhere safe pointing directly at you.
Aragorn: You have done nothing.
Aragorn: You have done more than failed the city than anything.
DM: Yes.
Aerendyl: Can I just peak? Can I just peak out whilst like on a ledge and just make my presence known to them?
DM: Oh, what are you about to do?
Aerendyl: Of this roof.
DM: Sure, I’ll give you this power there coming from.
Aragorn: Yes, we see the fit.
DM: So okay, you guys you guys were here, right.
DM: They would be coming down this side street like here ish where would you you be? Are you going to be like up here on this roof over here on these roofs like.
DM: You can like try to make your presence known but given that it is dark and they’re more attention focused on other people.
Aerendyl: I’ll cast message to all of them. I could cast message, yeah. And I just said I’m just gonna say, I warned you if I saw you again and we survived something bad will happen.
DM: So much reason.
Aragorn: Yeah.
Aerendyl: I promised I would kill them myself.
DM: What are you doing in a jazzy general.
DM: Yeah, but what.
Aerendyl: Oh, cuz they’re carrots.
DM: Oh, fair enough. Okay, so your message.
Aerendyl: Yeah.
DM: I mean, there’s only the two of them. So there’s not like a big group of the.
DM: It’s just the one that appeared to be in charge and then one of the younger ones.
DM: The one that you kept tricking with the, what’s his name? Who said that?
Aerendyl: What the fuck is that?
DM: But the older one either didn’t hear you because he’s his hearing is that bad or just doesn’t actually like acknowledge it.
Aerendyl: Good. I’m hard to get.
DM: The younger one, you can kind of see like kind of see his face kind of just go pale for a second before he shakes his head and re reapplies himself to the situation at hand.
Aerendyl: That’s all I wanted. I wasn’t gonna interfere now, but I wanted to spook them a bit.
Aerendyl: I’ll just go back to being silent in the shadows.
DM: Okay.
Aerendyl: I’m darkness.
DM: I’m going to get this straight. You pointed at the at the general and just said that they did nothing.
DM: The older one looks.
DM: The older one looks very much offended and he says.
Aerendyl: I’m gonna go back to being silent in the shadows.
DM: You’re right, but the dragon is came here for you. So you did it worse. You brought him here.
DM: He says ironic considering who your parents are.
DM: Besides, at least we cared about the civilians instead of leaving them to die while hiding away all of the money and sending you away.
Caitlin: you
DM: And how many lives did it save? How many lives would it have saved if the dragon raised this town?
DM: How many lives did you put in danger? This is pointless going back and forth. We must protect the area. We need to get you somewhere safe in case the dragon or his friends come back.
DM: He just kind of scoffs and like tilt his head as many guards come out kind of they don’t have their sources drawn, but they’re very clear that if you do not come with them, they will draw those ones.
Aerendyl: That’s fun.
DM: Unfortunately, by the way, at this time, your crown does fade away.
Shain: we are
DM: So you lose that and you’re so no longer is growing.
Shain: we
Aerendyl: We can still win.
Aragorn: That’s why I still move the fuck down.
Shain: Let me guess he’s a tall lean man. That’s a very
DM: I’m sorry, Fox, just to catch you up. Currently you guys are surrounded by civilians that are, you know, some of them are fantastic, very happy. We got about your presence, specifically the air.
DM: Some are unsure and others, especially the older ones are absolutely disgusted about the princess return.
Shain: tall. Well, the force all the people that I don’t like and crush them. Yeah.
DM: Fair enough. Out from the crowd, the some members of the military showed up.
Aerendyl: Hmm.
Shain: type.
DM: Dragon recognized them to be generals. And they said that they need to take control of the situation and bring Andrew somewhere safe, almost secure.
Shain: Um, are they taking them separately? That’s a real question.
DM: But you don’t know that information. All you know is that they kind of said, hey, you need to come with us. And Andrew said no.
Aerendyl: You’re gonna go back to being silent in the shadows.
Shain: Yeah, I mean, I guess this is like what currently just happened and that’s what energy just
DM: So a couple of soldiers kind of stood forward and what’s the one looking for implied that you better come with or there’ll be problems.
Shain: kind of was going on about.
DM: Of course, there’s a reason we all heard the dragon is here for the air. There is a reason and we don’t know who’s even for.
Shain: Okay.
Shain: I guess the shame would be like, well, at least tell me why I’m coming with you other than
Shain: for quote protective custody.
Shain: There’s got to be a reason.
Shain: Yeah.
Shain: Was past tense no longer.
DM: Then show me the body.
Shain: Didn’t you see us, you know, or sorry, Error going, you know, get rid of the dragon?
Aragorn: Oh no, it was us.
DM: Okay, for the record, just make sure that we are on the same page. That is not what happened to the dragon.
Shain: Oh, that’s really hard to do when a, hmm, I’ve never seen a black hole.
Shain: I was literally about to say, yeah, that’s what happened to the dragon.
Aerendyl: The dragon’s body disappeared now.
Shain: That’s what I’m going to make a point.
Shain: True, but I’m also trying to beat it.
Aerendyl: Play it off.
DM: Yeah, the body disappeared. If you’re trying to kind of, if you’re trying to deceive him, then I’m going to eat.
Shain: I’m trying to beat him up.
Shain: Absolutely.
Caitlin: specific
Aerendyl: Why do you think I want to kill him?
Shain: I am fine to deceive.
Shain: You know what?
Shain: I’m getting my good dice.
Shain: You know why?
Shain: I hate this guy.
Shain: I hate him.
Shain: Yeah.
Aerendyl: Let her butter butter.
Shain: Hang on.
Shain: All right.
DM: Oh my gosh, guys, why are you so against every like form of stabilized government?
Shain: Hey.
Shain: Him, him, no.
Aerendyl: I already promised. I already promised if I saw him.
Caitlin: The wireless battery is right there…
Shain: This and.
Aerendyl: I’d kill him. I’m a man in my word.
DM: Yeah.
Shain: And hey, Error and no, can you give me a plus five for if you want a 20.
Aerendyl: No, no, no, you already got it.
Shain: Oh, 26, 20, 26, 26, 26, 26.
Shain: Thank you.
Shain: And if he, and if he somehow rolls higher than me, I’ll force a reroll on him.
Aerendyl: I’m gonna go back to being silent in the shadows.
Shain: Please.
DM: All right, well, let’s see what he gets. Please wait.
Shain: W die’s Jay, honestly.
Aerendyl: W.
Shain: I win.
Aerendyl: W. Dice tray.
Shain: I will.
DM: It actually wasn’t that bad of a roll. That’s 18 total, but just not high enough.
Shain: I kill.
Shain: I’m just kidding though.
Aerendyl: He said, two.
DM: Okay. He discountises.
Shain: See that?
Aerendyl: I can imagine shame doing that.
DM: Even if that were the case, we should still be able to see it. Our seers would be able to confirm it.
Shain: Well, magic does have a slimesh.
Shain: I did not.
Aragorn: That’s a good thing.
Shain: Are they so serious?
Shain: Yeah.
DM: You don’t never invite me to stick in with a chance of meatballs. He does something smart and it just does the most absurd body movement.
Aerendyl: Yeah.
Shain: Yeah, no, that’s what I went for.
DM: Oh my gosh.
Shain: I’m just kidding.
Shain: Oh.
Shain: Anyway, yes, if we’re going to go somewhere, you might as well.
Shain: Whatever.
Shain: I mean, right?
DM: He.
Aragorn: I didn’t come here to sit in a room.
Shain: Oh, agreed.
Shain: Hey.
Shain: Listen, if you send me in a room, I’ll direct the people to make sure that they don’t, you
Aragorn: I’m not sitting in a room.
Shain: cause any problems or at least make things more stable than they are.
Shain: You can go out and leave the face if you would like.
Aragorn: I have too many debts to repaid to this kingdom.
DM: He looks like he’s about to say something or do something, but he looks around and just sees all of the people.
Aragorn: Yeah.
DM: He takes just a moment to think. He seems very hesitant to do anything.
Shain: Okay.
DM: As he is afraid of upsetting and upsetting the people and starting, you know, I’ll riot.
Aerendyl: I cast messages to him again and just go.
Aerendyl: Hey, there’s no consequence here.
Shain: Hey.
Aerendyl: I’m gonna go back to being silent in the shadows.
Shain: I’m just kidding.
DM: Good role for Sresan.
Shain: If you need to reroll, let me know.
Shain: Don’t spend all the play.
DM: I’ll use my good day.
Aerendyl: I can use a re-roll.
Shain: You get your final reroll.
Shain: That’s my last one.
Aerendyl: That my friend butter is a 25.
Shain: Yes, sir.
Aerendyl: No, 25 as in 17 plus 3 plus 5.
Aerendyl: Yeah.
DM: He looks at the younger guy beside him.
Aerendyl: You make me it.
Shain: Okay.
DM: I don’t know.
Aragorn: Like me did.
Shain: Is that easy?
Aerendyl: Yeah, I’m bad.
Shain: Oh.
DM: He looks at the other one.
Shain: You looked over at the other man.
Shain: Yeah, right?
Shain: Yeah, for.
DM: Yes.
Shain: Fire.
Shain: Spin.
DM: What do you think we did when we sent them to that field?
DM: We sent them there to isolate the damage. We hoped beyond all hopes that they would win.
DM: But do you know better than most the wrath of the dragon? If you think that was the full strength of it, oh you are poorly mistaken boy, you weren’t there 25 years ago.
DM: You were safe in your castle. You were safe behind your father and your mother who protected you and sent my father to die. You know nothing of sacrifice, nothing of responsibility.
DM: You sit here with these grand sentences and these grand speeches as though you were the one making behind decisions. My son was on the front lines.
Shain: I struck my shoulder and say, long, long.
DM: I was in some sort of a store.
Shain: I’ll look over to keep going.
Aragorn: And yet those.
Shain: What?
Shain: What’s on the crowd vote on it?
Shain: Hey, everybody, is this not me with dirt?
Shain: I know it’s kind of dying stuff, but he’s throwing accusations out there.
Shain: Maybe you should convince him.
DM: He just kind of scoffs at your statement.
Shain: I’m not going to let him go.
Shain: Then how come you are alive?
Shain: You’re just kidding.
Shain: Well.
DM: And kind of with almost a pitiful look, he says, you know, nothing.
DM: Sacrifice.
DM: You speak very highly of yourself, but you were the one that brought you here.
DM: You were the one that endangered this whole city.
DM: Those lives that were lost are on you.
Shain: Where?
Shain: I travel to once on this boat.
Shain: I was there.
Shain: I’m not going to let him go.
Shain: You want proof?
DM: He once again just kind of looks around and realizing that you can’t say what he wants to say or do what he wants to do.
Shain: I can give you proof.
DM: Just turns and begins to walk away.
Aragorn: Is there.
DM: Looks like you’ve won this verbal argument unless you wanted to push more.
Aragorn: Oh my god.
DM: You can do whatever you’d like.
DM: I’m sorry, are you sure you really want to do that?
Shain: Oh no.
DM: You sure you don’t want to run a vibe check first.
Shain: No.
Aerendyl: I mean, if he causes a scene.
DM: Okay, well, I’m not, I’m not going to stop you.
DM: All right, if you want to do it, go ahead.
Aerendyl: I hate him though. That’s the vibe I got. I hate him.
Shain: Maybe we can buy a check first.
DM: Well, all right, fair enough.
Aerendyl: I hate him.
Shain: I am.
Shain: I’m not going to let him go.
Aerendyl: I did the wrong check.
Aerendyl: I mean, realistically speaking, if he causes a scene, it just works in Andrew’s favor.
Shain: It really does.
Aerendyl: There’s so many people around and he, if he’s gonna fight him in this crowd of people, think about what happens.
Shain: What is that?
Shain: Where’s Caitlin?
Aerendyl: Just or farming.
DM: Just vibing.
Shain: Is she standing here idly by?
DM: All right.
Shain: Hey.
Aragorn: Hey, if he comes to attack me, I’m letting him attack me.
Aragorn: I find back.
Aerendyl: It’s like.
Aragorn: Yeah.
Aerendyl: Yeah.
Shain: You know.
Aragorn: I could fucking pay this.
Aerendyl: Hey, if it actually, if it escalates, that works for us.
DM: Hey, and I’m torn between three different actions.
DM: I’m going to have to let the dice decide.
Shain: D6 assigned the two or two and a two?
Aerendyl: Am I making a mistake here?
DM: Because.
DM: But my D6 is so far away.
Shain: That’s out.
Aerendyl: We did just get out of combat. Am I making a mistake here?
DM: I’m just going to see which if it’s supposed to.
Shain: No.
Shain: He’s fine.
DM: Okay.
Shain: I will run.
DM: You’re going to do it.
DM: Oh my god.
Shain: I’m.
Aerendyl: I’m gonna do it.
DM: We’re all.
Shain: Yeah.
DM: Oh my gosh.
Shain: How come yours?
Shain: No, no, no, no, no, you should say you should say.
Shain: You should say why are you still here and he’s dead?
Aerendyl: I’m not gonna do that.
DM: Bro, what is why you guys hate this man?
Shain: I’m not going to let him go.
DM: What did he do?
Shain: Listen, Eric.
Shain: Eric was going to get his kingdom.
DM: I’m not going to stop you.
Shain: Listen, you gave us opposition.
Shain: Any kid and I came back and he has some snarky remarks about a sundying.
Aerendyl: He didn’t trust my bomb plan.
Shain: Want.
Shain: Like we just did a good thing.
Shain: I’m not going to let him go.
DM: We’re the wreck.
Caitlin: much
Caitlin: too嗎?
Shain: They would just get him on the neck.
Caitlin: You
Caitlin: M
Caitlin: A
Shain: The lovy.
Shain: Yes.
Shain: No, it’s where you go down and start healing the guy down.
Caitlin: who are we
Aerendyl: He’s being a bitch.
DM: You guys are certainly something.
Caitlin: why are
DM: I’m also wondering.
DM: He did normal general things.
Caitlin: Thank you.
Shain: Yeah.
Shain: And it was hotter.
Aerendyl: Without knowing.
Shain: And I came back and said, huh, I don’t like this guy.
DM: It’s to be clear.
DM: To be clear.
DM: His plan was to send the military troops out to the front, mostly to distract the dragon.
Caitlin: You
DM: So the people can escape.
DM: So it wasn’t some, you know, selfish thing because he also chose the guard tower.
DM: Close this to them.
Aerendyl: Yeah, but here’s the thing.
DM: So just keep that in mind.
Shain: Where are the main characters he has to die.
Aerendyl: Here’s the thing butter.
Aerendyl: I gave him a solution on how to fight back and he still chose not to like even try.
Aerendyl: He gave up as soon as he heard the wings.
DM: That is true.
Caitlin: I’m going to
DM: Okay.
Aerendyl: He didn’t decide to fight back at all. He gave up and.
Caitlin: I’m going to continue to sit here and just watch this if it I have it like a tower shield like think like Roman tower shield if they start fighting I’m just going to just take it like if it looks like somebody is about to throw hands with somebody else I’m going to just walk up and put my shell in front of them.
Shain: Fight back.
Caitlin: We do not need to here’s like what regardless of anything we’re all on the same side here regardless of who agrees or disagrees with it.
Shain: Shake the finger.
Shain: Oh yeah.
Aerendyl: He’s not gonna fight back.
Shain: He’s like that.
Aerendyl: Oh, this military question.
DM: The military structure of bond trance.
DM: The guy that you were talking to right now is a actual general.
DM: They command the entire army as a whole and have a generalized plan.
Aerendyl: Yeah.
DM: So the military forces are not going to stop you.
DM: They’re not going to stop you.
Shain: Good idea.
Aerendyl: But still the fact that he gave up and then it decided to fight it all.
Shain: What he does.
Shain: Let’s see what he does.
Shain: He has to roll a D6.
Shain: Let’s see what happens.
DM: I’m not going to stop you.
DM: Okay.
DM: Best out of three.
DM: Look, I’m sorry.
DM: I really don’t want it to happen, but it makes so much sense for his character.
DM: All right.
DM: As he was walking away because, you know, he was about to give up.
DM: But dragon, you call him a coward and tell them to run away like he did last time.
Aerendyl: Yes, I do.
DM: Which is quite the sentence, especially.
Aerendyl: I’m gonna do it.
DM: He does not take that kindly as he looks back and locks eyes.
DM: Yes, yes.
Aerendyl: Me.
DM: you because he knows that it’s you that is doing that.
Aerendyl: You see the fit though.
Shain: You should have said it in the final.
DM: He he looked
Shain: You see the hit low.
Shain: Take a low.
DM: you said you wanted to let make your presence known.
DM: Sorry you said that.
DM: Um, he he just kind of looks back at you Andrew.
Shain: What if I mimic his exact hand movement for that way it looks like I.
Shain: I know.
Shain: I’m not going to but good luck.
DM: Presuming you to be the leader.
DM: I, uh, it appears as he says next time,
DM: whenever you commit espionage,
DM: put a tighter leash on your helpers.
Aragorn: That’s free.
DM: As he just as dragon, uh, my dear friend, um,
DM: I am going to need you to make a give me one second.
DM: Can you?
Shain: I will gladly.
DM: Oh my gosh.
DM: Is there?
DM: Um, anyways, just just one second because you guys for the record,
DM: I want it to be known that dragon.
DM: He is like 55 feet away from you.
Caitlin: He is here’s right right next to them.
DM: And he’s 30 feet, so that’s 35 between the other of us.
DM: All right, like he’s not like super close to you guys.
DM: He has just been talking at volume this whole time.
DM: Um, but dragon, uh, please make a wisdom saving throw.
DM: Unless.
DM: Now.
DM: You know, so I said that, uh, if I pop back over to the first map.
Aerendyl: I’m on the building right next to them.
Caitlin: On your single screen,
Aerendyl: Is that within 10 feet?
Aerendyl: So I’m at like me in them, not him.
DM: Okay, so.
Caitlin: on the page bell icon.
DM: Oh, oh, no, you are not you.
Aerendyl: I’m gonna do it.
DM: You are 25 feet from Andrew.
Caitlin: So you just try to like snipe do I again that’s basically what’s happening.
DM: You are 40 feet from, um, from Nate.
DM: And 30 feet away from shame.
DM: He has asked, I have just asked for a wisdom saving throw.
DM: Nothing has happened yet.
DM: Okay, uh, with an 18.
Aerendyl: Yeah, and I’m about to give it to you.
DM: Okay, that you, you, you succeeded.
DM: Um, so, um, I will, I will explain what happens.
Aerendyl: Is he just seeing a spell on me?
DM: And then you can say, as he finishes saying that, he kind of,
Aerendyl: Okay.
Aerendyl: He was really quick.
DM: like puts his hand to the side and.
DM: Okay, um, and you know, he kind of drops his hand as he finishes the statement as dragon.
Shain: Oh.
Shain: You can jump to die.
DM: Um, he, for the record, yes, he did cast a spell, but he successfully hit it from you guys.
DM: Beat your passive perception.
DM: Super sorry.
DM: Um, but, um, by your friend, uh, you have been hit with a crisp 10 damage.
Aerendyl: Oh.
DM: Um, from a wonderful spell known as mind spike.
Caitlin: But I feel like if this is if he’s actively casting a spell which this is what focal some like what is mine spike it is at minimum.
Shain: You’re okay.
DM: Um,
Shain: You have just again a wisdom saving service for the next turn or whatever long.
DM: için chicosimanteck.
Caitlin: It’s so I said I if I’m standing right next to him because I’m with Andrew I feel like I would.
Aragorn: Pretty vocal.
Caitlin: Yeah, but I’m aware but there I feel like I’m at least on some sort of high alert like more than just my passive perception like I feel like I’m watching him.
Aerendyl: He’s not close to you.
DM: You.
Caitlin: If you rule differently like I just want to kind of make an active check if that’s all right just see if I notice them.
DM: even, okay, even if you were paying like extra attention, he rolled on that 20. So, I mean,
Caitlin: Poor total of.
Aerendyl: That would do it.
DM: the chief, your passive perception is 12, even if I gave you a plus like 6. Even if I gave you a plus
Caitlin: I will detour попter modifier work and we’ll see if I mean it.
Caitlin: I said no.
DM: 8, like 5, man. Anyways, yes, he did that and he does turn back around to walk away.
Caitlin: I said the reminder will six man.
DM: Hey, no way. Okay, what are you doing?
Aerendyl: I’m gonna cast message one more time.
Shain: I’m fine.
DM: Are you trying to instigate something, aren’t you?
Aerendyl: You even attacked cowardly too.
Aragorn: Do I get.
Shain: Bum bum bum.
Shain: He definitely is.
DM: So, are you sending the message or not? Because if you’re sending the message, then we’re down to two options.
Aerendyl: Well, I mean, he’s the one doing some pussy shit.
Aragorn: I get.
Shain: We do.
Aerendyl: I guess you’re right.
Aerendyl: Sorry, it’s not my fault I hate his guts.
DM: And the dice gets to decide.
Aragorn: Yeah.
Shain: What do you want?
DM: Oh my god. Why did you say Albert?
Aerendyl: You know what?
Shain: You can do whatever you want.
Aerendyl: Butter?
Aerendyl: Instead of casting message.
Aerendyl: I’m just yelling.
Aerendyl: I’m gonna be like, oh, you even fight cowardly too.
Shain: I just want to say maybe he doesn’t know it for those of it.
Aerendyl: I’m gonna be like, oh, you’re gonna be like, oh, you’re gonna be like, oh, you’re gonna be like, oh, you’re gonna be like, oh, you’re gonna be like, oh, you’re gonna be like, oh, you’re gonna be like, oh, you’re gonna be like, oh, you’re gonna be like, oh, you’re gonna be like, oh, you’re gonna be like, oh, you’re gonna be like, oh, you’re gonna be like, oh, you’re gonna be like, oh, you’re gonna be like, oh, you’re gonna be like, oh, you’re gonna be like, oh, you’re gonna be like, oh, you’re gonna be like, oh, you’re gonna be like, oh, you’re gonna be like, oh, you’re gonna be like, oh, you’re gonna be like, oh, you’re gonna be like, oh, you’re gonna be like, oh, you’re gonna be like, oh, you’re gonna be like
Caitlin: you
DM: Am I missing something?
Shain: I’ll go look over.
Shain: I’m sorry about my friend.
Aerendyl: You have to play this differently now.
DM: Oh, wow. The one thing that would, okay, we roll.
DM: Hang on, I just have to think this through and I have to make sure that everything sounds right and would be right for his character.
Shain: You can leave.
Aerendyl: You know, for a general, he really gets angry pretty bad.
Shain: He’s a con.
DM: Because usually he’s not put, he’s hit, yes.
DM: Half of his city is on fire.
Aerendyl: Like, he gets ticked off pretty easily.
Aerendyl: And who’s fault is that?
Caitlin: die.
DM: The dragon is here for him.
Aerendyl: How is it Anker’s fault?
Aerendyl: He did nothing wrong.
Aerendyl: Doesn’t mean it’s his fault.
DM: Yes, but from the general’s perspective and from anybody else that heard what the dragon said,
Aerendyl: Sounds like they’re just looking for someone to be angry at instead of themselves for leading
Shain: I’m not being.
DM: would probably understand that it is highly likely that it’s Andrew’s fault.
Caitlin: say that to ран
Aerendyl: a very bad life.
DM: Oh gosh.
Aerendyl: You might be compensating for something.
Shain: I think you might be reflecting.
Caitlin: I’ll paint it right about there.
DM: He looks kind of into the crowd for a second.
Shain: No.
Aerendyl: Don’t tempt me any further.
Caitlin: That’s it for today.
Aerendyl: This is my last time doing this.
Caitlin: We’ll see you later from here.
DM: Andrew, you can see where he’s looking and the person standing there is Captain Kilmore.
Caitlin: Okay.
Caitlin: Dude.
Aerendyl: One more juice.
DM: As he very clearly casts a wonderful spell, not anything to attack with.
Caitlin: you
DM: But it’s a wonderful spell called message.
DM: You just can be able to tell that.
DM: Messages use so much around you that even with no magical knowledge, you just kind of clocked at that spell being cast.
DM: As he turns back and he very loudly declares.
Aerendyl: Come on, come on.
DM: All right.
DM: I have to say it correctly because if I get it wrong, I will hate myself for all of eternity.
Caitlin: once
Shain: You’re sitting up.
Shain: Now.
Aerendyl: Be angry at me.
Aerendyl: Kill me.
Aerendyl: Oh, no, you didn’t.
Aerendyl: Oh, no.
Caitlin: in
Aerendyl: Jack black in his 90s.
DM: All right, hand.
DM: I just need one more second to pull this up.
DM: I got to make sure that I’m quoting the right stuff here.
Caitlin: I hope that was easy for you.
Aerendyl: Flint, and still.
DM: Yes.
Aerendyl: I’m not gonna regret this Andrew.
DM: All right.
DM: It turns.
Aerendyl: Okay, come on.
Shain: Tomorrow with a mystery yesterday’s.
DM: And he says,
DM: First Lieutenant, Ergen Mortensen, you have been declared to be derelict in duty and has
Aerendyl: Oh, boy.
Caitlin: How close am I to have a
DM: gosh, I know I’m going to say it wrong.
DM: It has betrayed the nation.
DM: Turn yourself in now.
Aerendyl: We win.
Caitlin: Apprentices who are
DM: You are a Chris 15 feet.
Shain: I’m going to be.
Aerendyl: Look, his anger out on someone else.
Shain: I feel like it’s trying to be a silver.
DM: For the record, he does turn and he looks at the rest of you and says, the same goes for you.
DM: Go ahead.
DM: Go ahead, Mr. Bigman.
Aragorn: Wait. Can I do some real quick?
Shain: I’m just standing here, man.
DM: Sure.
Caitlin: Hey.
Shain: Pick it up.
Caitlin: I guess they do.
Aerendyl: I said this up for you.
Aerendyl: Bro, Andrew, I’m the setter.
DM: All right.
Shain: Oh.
Shain: Vote.
DM: Hang on.
DM: I have to pull up.
DM: I have to pull up population statistics.
DM: Give me a minute.
Shain: I summon the voting statue.
Aerendyl: You’re the spiker.
Aerendyl: I’m in the voter booth.
Shain: Can I do that?
Shain: I’m not sent.
DM: No, you have no idea the kind of magic that it is.
Shain: Can I actually summon this voting statue?
Shain: Don’t I know how they did it or not?
Shain: Please.
DM: And even if you did, it took the entirety, it took somebody’s life just to cast.
Shain: Contribution.
Shain: Transpiration.
Caitlin: You can also make a good point here further now.
Aerendyl: I’m the main character.
Shain: I’m not going to guess what I’m better than them because I’m the main character.
Aerendyl: Oh, you have to search my, you have to search the person here.
Shain: Hey, buddy.
Shain: Let’s have a vote.
Shain: What you’re in on.
Aerendyl: Hold on to this.
DM: Go.
DM: Um.
Shain: So bad.
DM: Just shut up.
Aerendyl: We win.
Shain: I’m not a guy.
DM: Well, why are you doing this?
DM: How do you expect this to result?
Shain: This is kind of weird.
Shain: We are winning.
Shain: This is kind of fun.
DM: You are winning, aren’t you?
Aerendyl: But let’s be honest here, all we did was kill a dragon.
Aerendyl: He said, okay, come with us.
Aerendyl: Nothing else happened.
Aerendyl: I said, oh, you’re a coward.
Aerendyl: I’m locking you in prison.
Aerendyl: How is the public going to react to that?
DM: Hang on.
Aerendyl: If the public doesn’t react the way I’m thinking they’re going to react, then this is rigged,
Caitlin: We’ll take green.
Aerendyl: and I say fuck you.
Shain: Honestly.
DM: No, no, no, no, no, no.
DM: I need four die.
Shain: Thank.
Aerendyl: Blue pink yellow yellow.
Aerendyl: There’s no yellow.
DM: Which one should I use?
DM: There’s no yellows.
DM: You said pink.
Shain: I have a yellow.
DM: I do have a yellow.
Shain: I gave you yellow.
DM: But it’s weighted.
Aerendyl: Then I say red green blue yellow or not yellow.
DM: And I don’t think you guys want me to use it.
Shain: Oh, it’s made it.
DM: Hey, I rolls high majority of the time.
Shain: Oh.
Caitlin: Red, white and blue.
DM: Red, which green, which green like green or dark green?
Shain: Red.
Caitlin: Fuck the fourth day of America.
Aerendyl: White green.
DM: You know,
DM: Hi.
Aerendyl: Hey, is that a good thing or a bad thing?
Caitlin: Black.
Shain: I say in the reason you’re missing with Caitlin all the alcohol and once.
DM: Are you kidding me?
Caitlin: Oh, okay.
DM: The one time those dice roll high, I swear.
Caitlin: We’re not hairy.
DM: That’s going to be that’s.
Shain: I’m not going to say that.
DM: And that would just be there.
Aerendyl: Please, please, please, please.
DM: Send the gym.
DM: He, the general turns, it says, yes.
Aerendyl: Not the guards.
DM: We are democratic in nature, aren’t we?
DM: Let’s have the people decide as he turns to them and says,
Caitlin: No.
DM: you all know the general process.
DM: Although this time you’ll have to write it down on paper or something.
DM: And I’m just thinking that to one of the gods.
DM: I don’t know.
Aerendyl: That’s rigged.
DM: I’m sorry.
DM: Just ask for a town choir.
DM: Oh.
Aerendyl: The average parking town gets you’ll get you going to the news.
Shain: If you want to say that.
Aerendyl: I have a merchant in a guard.
DM: That would be very convenient if one of them was nearby.
DM: But keep in mind, these are a decent chunk of them are merchants or people in town.
Shain: I’m going to use my crow and make sure.
DM: Just for the big thing.
DM: So.
DM: I just say there’s not one that’s nearby.
Caitlin: We’re not.
Shain: What a word.
DM: I’m sorry.
Aerendyl: I don’t have a random job.
DM: You’re going to, you want to just point to random Joe number 12?
Shain: I think that worked.
Aerendyl: Oh boy.
DM: What?
Caitlin: Whatever the hell is name.
Shain: Derek Derek.
DM: No, no, not the DM.
Shain: Oh no.
Shain: Remember I had that one little.
Caitlin: What would you have to work for?
Shain: The grog.
Aerendyl: Yes.
DM: The problem is that Grum is in nearby.
Caitlin: Forget it.
Shain: Good.
Shain: Get me.
Shain: I’m going to start with the grog.
Aerendyl: Make him nearby.
DM: You got you left him in the front lines.
Caitlin: Get in.
Aerendyl: He’s on his way.
Shain: You’re going to start with the grog.
Aerendyl: He should have come in between them.
DM: No, no, no, wait, wait, did you, did you hold on?
DM: Did you tell your people to follow you?
Aerendyl: He did.
Aerendyl: I remember that now.
DM: All right, all right, then let’s see if, let’s see if Grum is in your shop.
Aerendyl: It’s been a while.
DM: Are you going to call out for Grum?
Shain: Grim.
DM: Is that what’s happening?
Aerendyl: Thank you.
DM: When you do, you know, he just kind of shoots his hand up and walks up and he says, uh.
Shain: I don’t know.
DM: The general just says very well is acceptable.
Caitlin: what
Aerendyl: Perfect.
DM: As.
Shain: I’ll stand up for your pride month rights guys.
DM: As over the next about 10 minutes, you do see that some people kind of just get out of the brain, pencil, scribble in their vote and they go and give it to Grum.
Shain: I am.
Aerendyl: My name is Andrew Stays.
Shain: Nice peeled for anything weird.
DM: Grum is actually doing it the semi smart way.
DM: Instead of actually just putting it all in a bucket and then expecting, you know, then having to count it all up.
Caitlin: you
DM: He’s counting him as their hand being handed to him, skipping a tally going.
Shain: Good.
DM: After about 10 minutes, like I said, the kind of votes begin to dwindle.
Aerendyl: I’m going to cast my vote too.
DM: Are you, are you guys can’t see your votes?
DM: I don’t really like that would be wrong.
Aerendyl: Hey, you don’t need to be a citizen to vote.
DM: Well, the guards aren’t voting and the general isn’t voting.
DM: It might set a bad standard.
Shain: Not of us are.
Aerendyl: Hey, I just, hey, technically it is fair.
Shain: Let the kids vote.
Aerendyl: Well, the only reason why I said it’s fair is because technically you don’t need to be a citizen prior to this.
Shain: The orphanage burning down in a lava fire.
Aerendyl: I know.
DM: Imagine if you could though the stick it the stick and defendant the defendant on the jury.
Aerendyl: Technically, I’ll try to sell.
DM: He’s just like, actually, I have reasonable to out.
DM: So not guilty.
Shain: Let’s go.
Aerendyl: I’m going to cast my vote.
DM: Yeah, after good like 10 minutes, Grum just kind of turns back at and says, um.
Shain: Please.
Aerendyl: Please.
DM: So, in general, you lost as the general just the look of shock is not enough to fully describe what his face looks like as a mix of anger.
Aerendyl: Yes.
Aerendyl: Oh, oh, oh.
Shain: Existence.
Shain: What was the ratio?
DM: So for the record, the ratio was the amount of people that were old enough to remember gone door is 35%.
DM: The amount of people that might have heard it, it’s that studied it is 40% and 20 and the rest are, I wouldn’t really know.
DM: Um, the voting was for the people that remembered, um, gone door voted at a, and I’m a new math, a 60% against you.
Aerendyl: Okay.
DM: So 60% voted to send you out.
DM: As for the people that somewhat studied, the vote was past and half.
DM: As for the people that did not know about it, overwhelmingly voted to kick out the general.
DM: That’s a 95% voted to kick him out.
Shain: Wow.
DM: By the way, good job on the on the red die.
Aerendyl: Get fuck bitch.
Aerendyl: Yes, sir.
Aragorn: I will say this even in last I will give back the title of first sergeant, whatever it was.
Aerendyl: I’m going to cast my vote.
Aragorn: I like to I like to take the emblem off and just like throw it on the ground. I don’t I don’t care anymore.
DM: You do.
Aragorn: I’m not giving it. I’m not giving it to him. I’m just like saying like even though like I won like I’m not a part of your military.
DM: As, as the democratic process is baked into gone door now, the guards that were originally escorting him and bringing and was expecting to take you in as, and custody.
DM: And now turn to the general and say, they just turn to the general and say, so as you know, we have to obey all lawful orders and your orders are no longer lawful.
Shain: I love.
Shain: I love render.
Aragorn: I’m going to walk up to him. I’m going to walk up. I’m going to walk up to the guards and everything.
Aragorn: If I may request that he stays inside the kingdom.
Aragorn: I do not want a person who has still sacrificed a lot to be ruthlessly kicked out.
Aragorn: It is unjust. It is unfair.
Shain: I clap.
Aragorn: But due to the democratic votes pretty quick. Like I’m not like I’m instantly like going up there.
Aerendyl: We win.
DM: Let me ask how quickly are you saying this?
DM: How often do you do this out enough everybody here is this just?
Aragorn: I’m I’m I’m I’m I’m kind of like I mean it I would assume that it’s decent lead not that loud like there’s probably whispers going on.
DM: Yeah, they they want to know what the crap is happening.
Aragorn: But not like it’s pretty silent. People are people they want to see but they don’t like.
Aragorn: Yeah. Yeah. So I’ll say it like at a moderate tone like some people will hear me but the people in the far back won’t.
DM: Gotcha, gotcha.
DM: The guards just, they look at you
Aragorn: No.
DM: and they look at the thing on the ground
DM: and then they look back at you and they say,
DM: yes, sir, they’re torn between acknowledging you
Aragorn: Right.
DM: as the first lieutenant which you are
DM: or was a few seconds ago,
DM: or a theoretical king that you may or may not be.
Aragorn: You don’t have to give me a title. I’m just a mere man. I’m one of you.
Shain: Okay.
Aragorn: If anything. I just simply have a final request for him. He does not deserve to lose his privilege or anything.
Aragorn: You are merely stripping away this man his duty and stripping away everything that he has sacrificed and his life and throwing it in the dirt.
DM: So, sir, I’m about.
Aragorn: I merely request he gets a second chance. Regardless of his hate towards me or my people.
Aragorn: Understandable. That is okay. I just wanted to make my point known to you and to him.
DM: Um, the, the, the guards, they, they nod and they say,
Aerendyl: Dude, I said it and Andrew spike 10.
DM: we understand, but unfortunately, the people have already voted.
DM: You cannot change the outcome now.
Aerendyl: Okay.
DM: However, uh, Eric, aren’t as you finish saying this and then you
DM: kind of just look around.
DM: You do notice that some people are literally bowing and kneeling at, um,
DM: what is straight up a very, what appeared to be an act of royal forgiveness
DM: and the way that you portrayed it.
DM: Um, some of these nerds are like very respectfully doing it.
DM: You might some of them are not.
DM: Um, that there are definitely some, especially those are the older community
DM: that refuse to even give you any courtesy at all.
DM: Um, but the amount of people that are, uh, kneeling
Aragorn: Right.
DM: for, uh, well majority kneeling, um, they are growing as, you know,
Shain: I have a really bad idea.
DM: whispers of what you just said and everything are growing.
DM: Uh, so that’s a thing.
DM: Uh, the, um, the guards do start escorting what’s the name of it though.
Shain: What made hand turns into a boot kicks the guys knee so he has to kneel.
Aerendyl: Bitch.
Aerendyl: I don’t say that anyone.
DM: Uh, he’s still just kind of standing off to the side.
Aragorn: I’m a I’m a look to Mr. Kilmore.
Aerendyl: I don’t say that.
DM: Um, that’s really like, but hasn’t really done anything.
Aragorn: All right. I hope my actions haven’t changed an outlook at all. I understand that it was my duty and responsibility of bringing the dragon not to the but responsibility.
DM: Um, he, um, he just kind of looks at this as we, we just, we just wanted to question
Aragorn: If you still want me to leave, I will be gradually do so. But it is up to you.
DM: you.
DM: We did not want you to leave.
Aragorn: Understandable.
DM: Um, I, I’m sure if you feel up to it, there are many other generals that would still like
DM: to hear from you.
DM: We are set up at the temporary headquarters at the southern gate.
Aragorn: And I will agree to this question, but after we get this town rebuilt in this problem solved. I want this city not even the city that’s kingdom this land to be rebuilt.
DM: He just kind of nods and turns very clearly.
Aragorn: And then I will come into question.
DM: He’s going to go tell as the purers basically what happened.
DM: Um, okay.
DM: So unless you wanted to do, that’s what I was about to ask.
Aerendyl: We’re going to have a time skip rebuilding session.
DM: Um, did you guys want, did you want to make another speech or anything?
DM: Or are we just going to time skip generalize what happened type thing or what?
DM: Yeah.
Aragorn: I was like, I don’t know.
Aerendyl: We’re not done.
DM: You
Aerendyl: Okay.
Aerendyl: Cool.
Aragorn: I think that’s what I mean, I’m a funer to clarify. I will be helping citizens like rebuild stuff like actively rebuild buildings like.
Aerendyl: First advisor.
Aerendyl: I’m going to cast my vote.
DM: can’t get you.
Aragorn: Like no military shit just like actively doing civilian duty like.
Aerendyl: Oh, same.
DM: We need one second.
Aerendyl: I will also be helping with the rebuilding.
Aerendyl: Oh, shit.
Aerendyl: I just realized.
Shain: You could be lead architect.
Aerendyl: That warehouse.
Shain: You could just probably ask him how I’ll let you in.
Shain: Hey, can you leave the key and lock the door, but don’t come back.
Aerendyl: Thing is, I played a minor role.
Shain: Please.
Aerendyl: I was kind of like not in like the.
Aerendyl: I was not with you.
DM: I was just curious, um, like in a non magical world.
Aerendyl: I guess.
Aragorn: Yeah, but you’re known as one of my people. So.
Aragorn: Oh, you’re decent.
DM: how long it would take to repair the city.
Aerendyl: I’m not.
DM: According to AI, which of course is not always the most accurate, but it’s still funny.
Aerendyl: You take a couple of months.
DM: It goes, yeah, so to repair it from fire, especially for like free and natural revolution,
Aerendyl: Fuck.
DM: you’re looking at a good at least two years.
Aragorn: I mean fair. I’m more by like by like finished. I mean like till it’s sustainable like it doesn’t have to be finished, but till it can at least like.
DM: But,
DM: So given just the sheer size that I’ve been, there’s kind of been nuked.
Aerendyl: When civilians can live their lives again.
Aragorn: When civilians can kind of go on their day to day basis like they’re still doing stuff and they still have to adjust, but it’s like.
Aragorn: I’m primarily fixing the damage that has been dealt slightly.
Aragorn: And then.
Aerendyl: I’m down.
DM: With wonderful magic on your side. I’ll give it the benefit of the doubt and you know you guys can really get it done in like two three months to basic level that’s still a pretty decent time skip are we still doing it.
Aragorn: So good. Yeah.
Aragorn: I’m down.
Aerendyl: I will say that.
DM: In that.
Aerendyl: I’m going to do something.
DM: In that case that goes to there which is.
DM: Wow. We’re just skipping all the way.
DM: I guess I’ll ask for for the most part the bizarre was still held but it was just at a smaller audience smaller thing.
DM: There’s pretty much anything available to buy if you guys want it.
DM: Problem is is you know prices.
DM: Just quickly go through that anybody have anything they want to buy.
Shain: How much would a how much how much want to how much would a wand of wonder sell for.
DM: How a wand of wonder.
Aragorn: Really.
DM: Uh you get a good maybe 10,000.
Aragorn: I’m not.
Shain: 10,000.
Shain: Didn’t I buy this for like 5k.
Shain: I know you’re not going to be like 10,000.
DM: Save your of the village.
Shain: I could buy a thing.
Shain: See, because shame or use it.
Shain: Did we did.
Shain: Did we get the savior of the village like that buff and Minecraft.
Aerendyl: We didn’t do it for the money or the fame.
Shain: Do we get like 20%.
DM: You do get a savior of the village discounts on everything.
Aerendyl: Hey, but here.
DM: So that is a thing.
Aerendyl: During these three months time skip.
DM: Of course you can. I wouldn’t have you roll but you’re doing this over the span of three months.
Aerendyl: Can I perfect my grappling hook and work on that compass thingy that you were talking about?
DM: So yeah you’d have plenty of time.
Aerendyl: Three months.
Aerendyl: So I’d have a lot of trial and error within those three months.
DM: I have roll me a total of 4d 20s and just give me the result.
Aerendyl: Based 20 is no extra.
DM: Based 20 no extras.
Aerendyl: 11.
Aerendyl: 15.
DM: Okay. So that would be okay.
DM: Yes.
Aerendyl: I could lucky the three.
DM: No.
Shain: I can.
Shain: I can help this guy out.
Aerendyl: No.
Aerendyl: I’m going to do something.
Aerendyl: I will say if I am working on the compass, I’ll probably be using the different types of stones, right, butter.
DM: Yes. It does use.
Aerendyl: Then I would do that with Shane time to time so that he can learn more about the stones too.
Shain: And also want to.
Shain: I want to build something with them eventually.
Aerendyl: We can touch it’s first and then work on our way.
DM: Okay. Well.
DM: So just for quickly.
DM: Dragger.
Aerendyl: Hmm.
DM: You are able to kind of finish and almost perfected your wonderful grappling.
DM: It shoots very well.
Shain: He’s got.
DM: It has a range of 60 feet.
DM: So you got you got you got moves.
DM: It does.
DM: Yes.
DM: I will get the.
DM: Stash it to you before next session.
DM: You’re the compass.
DM: You are able to finish it for the most part.
DM: It does operate.
DM: It’s a little bit finicky around the edges still, especially with some of the new stones that you’ve just kind of learned.
DM: Even though you’ve kind of working on it for over a month at this point, it’s still new to you.
DM: And you’re still kind of struggling to get the basics.
DM: Yeah.
DM: But for the most part, it does function as you’re expecting.
Aerendyl: I’m going to do something.
DM: So that’s a thing.
DM: I.
Aerendyl: What’s it used for?
DM: Let me let me let me let me.
Aerendyl: It’s a compass for what exactly to find more stones.
DM: One second.
DM: I read.
DM: Do do do.
Shain: But I’m gonna.
DM: There we go.
DM: And then.
DM: And so make sure this is exactly what it says.
DM: How can I set it?
DM: Your.
Shain: Of course.
DM: Here you go Dragon.
DM: I just sent you the properties of it.
DM: Yes, all of that does actually affect things and does work.
Aerendyl: That’s all I wanted to do right now.
Aerendyl: So someone else can do it.
Aerendyl: This is what we need to do from now on.
Shain: Or.
Shain: Any one of those.
Shain: That’s basically.
Shain: It’s the shopping session without any of the downtime, which is great.
Shain: We need to save people instead of like.
DM: And I will tell you there’s a lot of, there’s a lot of side quests and lore.
Aerendyl: Unless we want to roleplay with the shopkeeper specifically for other information.
Shain: Well, yes, but also know because then we don’t get to meet the characters there.
Aerendyl: It’s true.
Shain: And therefore, Laura could be.
Aerendyl: In terms of like in terms of like side or not like what’s in terms of like time skips.
Aerendyl: This is how we should shop.
Shain: Please.
Shain: Can I steal it?
Aerendyl: I’m going to do something.
DM: You know what? You know, a world of advantage just for you.
Aerendyl: I need.
DM: So decently hide DC chief.
Aerendyl: Oh, butter.
DM: I’m sorry, but asking for a legendary item.
Shain: Let me roll.
DM: It’s a bit much.
Aerendyl: A huge thing that I have to do within these three months.
DM: I know I got to get back to you because they you’re meeting with what’s his name.
Aerendyl: Yeah, night hawk.
DM: But we’ll get back to you. Just give me a second.
Aerendyl: Okay.
DM: Anybody else have anything they were trying to do.
Shain: Cinema.
Aerendyl: Bro, that was such a good like intro to the session to that was so fired.
Shain: Really much.
Shain: This is honestly like Andrew, you should just.
Aerendyl: This might be the best arc.
Shain: As you should definitely just be the leader of our group from now on.
Aerendyl: It’s just a shame that if we leave this town and Error Gordon stays or flocked.
Shain: Really.
Shain: I mean, then again, theoretically speaking, if you guys wanted to say,
Shain: shame, just do that.
Shain: I just bring up my other character and say, I shame never made it.
Shain: Man, I want to die of dog.
Aerendyl: Oh, man.
Shain: I’m not even the blue magic fear shop.
Shain: They don’t have it.
Aerendyl: Ah.
Shain: What do we be like well-renown, well-renown now by like intellect.
DM: I promise we’re going to get there when we get there. I’m just.
Shain: Don’t worry.
Shain: Oh, no, you’re good.
Shain: Let me guess me and they just bombarded you with like five different items each.
Aerendyl: Maybe even Andrew.
Shain: I’m not going to be the blue magic.
Aerendyl: Dude, Nate.
Aerendyl: Nate.
Aerendyl: Now that we’re having a time skip, we no longer have to butt heads because I don’t trust you completely.
Aerendyl: Because now we’ve been spending three months together.
DM: I’m sorry. Why would you want this?
Aerendyl: We’re back.
Aerendyl: Because we’re doing a like a three month time skip or you’re talking about butter.
DM: Why do you want the void walker armor?
DM: The curse is horrible.
Shain: His aura is so strong, you can’t be cursed.
Shain: It does work for yourself.
Aerendyl: Good.
Aerendyl: Can I just say something real quick about Andrew’s character?
Shain: He’s automatically applied it,
Shain: and I was kind of like, Huh.
Aerendyl: In the beginning, I feel like Andrew was just playing just a normal dude.
Aerendyl: And he was doing nothing but combat and shit.
Shain: I don’t want him to go.
Aerendyl: And then as soon as we got to fucking juke car, it was like, oh, it’s over.
Aerendyl: This is me.
Shain: It’s over.
Aragorn: That was the point.
Aerendyl: And I love it. It worked out so well.
DM: Holy crap.
Shain: I’m glad you were patient because the whole year is paid off for this.
Aerendyl: I thought.
Aerendyl: Dude, we’ve literally waited a year to see this.
Aerendyl: And then we’re showing it was showing.
Aragorn: I wanted him to be fucking nothing.
Aerendyl: Get some hints and shit.
Shain: I’m going to eventually the ice.
Aerendyl: It worked out.
Aerendyl: This arc has been so good so far.
Shain: Should be an anime.
Aerendyl: This is one of.
Aerendyl: This is one.
Shain: There should be an eye.
Aragorn: Lano.
Aerendyl: Oh, a whole gig Island.
Aerendyl: That dude, Drissa Rosa was laws arc.
Aerendyl: Such a good arc for law, but man, 230 episodes is way too long for Drissa Rosa.
Aerendyl: I think my favorite arc is one.
Aerendyl: Because it’s kind of it’s like a 50% of it is.
Aerendyl: There’s like 20% of it is Zoro’s arc.
Aerendyl: Because there’s some hints and shit to Zoro’s lineage and one.
Aerendyl: I ain’t got life.
Aerendyl: I’m like three episodes behind.
Aerendyl: I’ve been lacking.
Aerendyl: I need I can just binge it now.
Aerendyl: Yes, sir.
Aerendyl: I feel like we’re going to speed up this introduction.
DM: I believe it was set to be a week after the whole after this whole thing happened.
Aerendyl: It was a week.
Aerendyl: It was a week when I contacted them.
DM: And you contacted him stick in same day.
Aerendyl: No, I contacted him a day.
DM: Yeah. Same day.
Aerendyl: So I he said meet up in a week.
Aerendyl: And then I contacted on the same day.
Aerendyl: The other guy told me to meet at 10 p.m. that day.
Aerendyl: I want to go meet him.
DM: And then this whole thing happened.
Aerendyl: This happened.
Aerendyl: So it’s only been a day pretty much.
DM: It’s not even been a whole day.
Aerendyl: Until it’s time to say yeah.
DM: So seven days later, but one week from that day.
DM: You meet where you are told to meet.
Shain: I’m selling my wand.
Aerendyl: Night heart.
DM: I forgot this guy’s name.
Aerendyl: It’s the last deal.
DM: Thank you.
Shain: I saw my wand by the way.
Shain: I’m glad you were patient because the whole year is paid off for this.
DM: What’s the one I’m looking for?
Aerendyl: I’m going to go to the next day.
DM: No. No. He’s actually relatively young, especially compared to what you were expecting.
Aerendyl: Old battle scarred.
Aerendyl: Young.
Aerendyl: Dan.
DM: He kind of gives off a bad scientist kind of vibe, but most of what he wears is relatively casual.
Aerendyl: I was expecting old.
DM: He’s like, I don’t know.
DM: That is with the exception of the fact that he permanently has just.
DM: Because you meet in a meeting up with him a couple times, but every time that you meet up,
DM: he has a clipboard full of notes.
DM: They appear to be a actually ciphered notes.
Aerendyl: Oh, okay.
DM: Like you can’t read them.
Aerendyl: Smart.
DM: But he whatever cipher it is, he himself is able to write it perfectly on the fly.
Aerendyl: So he made his own language type.
DM: Yeah, it presumed.
Aerendyl: I think that’s what I’m going to say.
Aerendyl: At least from what I can tell.
DM: The only thing that really stands out about him is that he does wear a very barge cape behind him.
DM: It’s kind of a dark red.
DM: And he’s seemed a little bit touchy about the subject or why he has it.
DM: But you just kind of just talked it up to stylistic choice to kind of send apart from the others.
DM: His personality is relatively normal, a bit on the eccentric type.
Aerendyl: Fair.
DM: But overall, just a regular do that happens to be really for good smart.
DM: After you meet with him the first time.
DM: And he kind of, you know, you feel as though you’re almost being interviewed in a way.
DM: He asks you all sorts of questions.
DM: How you fight where did you learn to fight, you know, your history, the whole nine yards.
DM: I assume that you’re truthful.
Aerendyl: I would be pretty truthful.
Aerendyl: If you were to like bring up.
Aerendyl: If I had to like say anything.
Aerendyl: Like any secrets about the last real.
Aerendyl: I would politely say I can.
DM: For the most part, he doesn’t.
DM: He does ask kind of viewer military experience.
Aerendyl: I would.
DM: And just generalistic information, but nothing too specific.
Aerendyl: I would tell him like my position.
Aerendyl: And like how far I got up in the chain.
Aerendyl: Feel like that.
DM: Eventually he does ask why you want a sword capable for in general.
DM: Because that is what you asked for.
DM: Well, it’s a total bum.
Shain: Now a king.
Aerendyl: The reason would be to.
Aerendyl: I would have to.
Aerendyl: Protect the ones I care about.
Aerendyl: To.
Aerendyl: Fight off evil.
Aerendyl: Um.
Aerendyl: And to protect myself.
DM: At that answer.
DM: He seems kind of.
Aerendyl: If I have to.
DM: Unsatisfied as he was hoping for something a bit more grandiose.
DM: a bit more grandiose than just I want to protect my family.
Aerendyl: I will go and that.
Aerendyl: I will go.
Aerendyl: And that direction.
Aerendyl: It do I see the look of the satisfaction.
DM: You would kind of lock that he was kind of dissatisfied with that answer.
Aerendyl: There’s also one more reason.
Aerendyl: Just lay my mortal enemies.
Aerendyl: All of them.
DM: That he kind of like can pick up on a smirk that he gives off.
DM: He kind of thanks you for the for this and he says that he’ll be in touch as he hands you a sending stone.
Aerendyl: I’m trying.
DM: This is a relatively unique sending stone all in all.
DM: It’s got a different shimmer. It’s a bit smaller than normal.
DM: He might have actually created this as it looks to be a prototype of sorts.
DM: But he does leave about another two weeks later.
DM: He tells you to once again meet at the same place, the same pattern.
Aerendyl: I’m trying to.
DM: He shows up with basically a wooden sword, but the style of the sword is I don’t I’m not familiar with weapons so shoot me.
Aerendyl: As I do.
Aerendyl: There is.
DM: But essentially it’s a katana that is very, very long.
Shain: The address.
DM: I forget what it’s called.
Aerendyl: That is a thing.
DM: I appreciate you.
Shain: It’s because of what’s the sword game.
DM: Elden Ring.
Shain: No, no, the other sword game that I…
Shain: There’s another one.
Shain: Yes, thank you.
DM: And he basically just asks for your input if this kind of matches with what you were kind of thinking.
Shain: Thank you.
Aerendyl: I would give him the.
Aerendyl: I would show him the sword that I am currently.
Aerendyl: This is my main sword.
DM: Yeah.
Aerendyl: You know, the big fucking.
Aerendyl: Chonker with the fucking chain saw.
Aerendyl: This is something I created myself.
Aerendyl: But it’s not really doing what I want it to.
Aerendyl: I like heavier blades because metal arm.
DM: He kind of accepts that bit of feedback.
Aerendyl: I can hold heavier objects.
Aerendyl: Um.
Aerendyl: I think it was, you know, same style, but maybe.
Aerendyl: A bit heavier.
Aerendyl: I’m more used to wielding heavier weapons, something like that.
Aerendyl: I would give that kind of input.
DM: And actually you kind of see what was your best of perception.
Aerendyl: I think it’s a 12.
Aerendyl: It might be 14 though.
Aerendyl: It’s.
DM: You kind of pick up that he actually seemed almost happy that you had a problem with this weapon.
Aerendyl: Oh.
Aerendyl: Is all of his clients just like dick writing him.
DM: He kind of probably as he kind of goes back and continues working on it.
Aerendyl: I’m trying to.
DM: And I assume this whole time that you’re helping air a gorn.
Aerendyl: Yeah, I’d be helping shit.
Aerendyl: Building my grappling hook and compass.
DM: I think.
Aerendyl: And make sure I’m like with Errorgorn helping him.
Aerendyl: I like that.
Aerendyl: That would be the vibe.
DM: Just give me just one second.
Shain: Oh, thank you.
Aerendyl: Question though is Nighthawk hot.
DM: Not really relatively out of all of looks average.
Aerendyl: Oh.
Aerendyl: If he was hot, I would be concerned.
Aerendyl: Most geniuses are not.
DM: And I don’t know where you got the where you got that he is a celestial.
Aerendyl: Susy on I talk.
DM: I’m not I’m not I’m not depressed.
Aerendyl: The fact that butter took that word for word at heart was so sad.
Aerendyl: I don’t know why you guys are celestial.
Shain: Okay.
DM: I don’t know what that is.
Aerendyl: Pete my stream butter.
DM: I’m going to regret.
DM: You’re not sure.
DM: Oh, yes, you are.
Aerendyl: That my friend is celestial nighthawk.
Aerendyl: Wait for the picture.
Aerendyl: Boom.
DM: Ah.
DM: That’s a that’s certainly something.
Shain: Is this name the crow?
Aerendyl: So let’s see what I’m on.
DM: You know, you literally could not pay me enough.
Aerendyl: Shit.
Aerendyl: Butter I’ll pay you in sex.
DM: Oh, I don’t know.
Aerendyl: I don’t have monetary value I have something else.
Shain: You guys monetary full time.
Aerendyl: I’m not.
DM: No.
Caitlin: I’m boycotting your d&d campaigns so you play that to me for at least 40 hours a week.
Aerendyl: I’m.
Caitlin: I said play the game full time.
Shain: That used to be me.
Aerendyl: That’s insane.
Caitlin: I would rather play Destiny every day than work at 9 to 5 rounds.
Aerendyl: I feel bad.
Aerendyl: I don’t know.
DM: I’m.
Caitlin: I would rather play Destiny.
Shain: I’m sorry.
Caitlin: But I don’t want to play it again.
Shain: I need to add every single.
DM: I forget what it’s called.
DM: There we go.
DM: Um,
DM: Jerry eventually, once again asks for a meeting.
DM: This is up being about three weeks later.
DM: So I think that the,
DM: at the,
DM: at the tavern is requested to meet in a,
Aerendyl: Blacksmith.
DM: in a small field out to the east or around here.
Shain: Thank you.
Aerendyl: Oh.
DM: I’ve just this.
DM: Just off to the side.
Aerendyl: I’m.
DM: Do you do the,
DM: you know,
Aerendyl: I go and I go alone.
DM: I assume you go.
DM: I’m not sure.
DM: He shows up with another wooden mockup sword.
DM: Specifically.
DM: It is.
DM: But if you check your DMs here,
DM: I’m going to send you a image.
DM: It’s that size.
Aerendyl: I go alone.
DM: Here’s the Wikipedia link for that,
DM: for the type of weapon.
DM: And he just kind of asks if that is something that you’re looking for.
DM: And I’m going to send you a picture of the record.
DM: Yes, it will help gameplay mechanics that actually do things.
Aerendyl: It’s exactly like the one that’s in that picture.
Shain: I’m sure you do.
Aerendyl: I would say I would want the blade to be a little like wider.
Aerendyl: I’d like to put it down a bit.
Aerendyl: Other than that, that is.
DM: Okay, I want to play the,
Aerendyl: Heat.
DM: played wider.
DM: Uh-huh.
Aerendyl: I want to blade.
DM: Okay. Okay.
Aerendyl: This is like the blade size, right?
Aerendyl: I don’t want it to be like.
DM: And in shorter handle.
Aerendyl: I don’t want it to be like that.
Aerendyl: So, blade bigger.
Aerendyl: Handle.
Aerendyl: A little shorter.
Aerendyl: That would be.
DM: He kind of once again, kind of happy that you have like critiques for him, but he goes back
Aerendyl: But other than that, that’s fire.
Aerendyl: That’s heat.
Aerendyl: Uh-huh.
DM: and he presumably begins working on your weapon.
Aerendyl: Oh.
DM: However, before he leaves, he does actually ask a question about, because he notices, this
DM: is the third time and he’s kind of id you up and down every time.
DM: You just kind of talk to him, you know, and do him what he does.
DM: But this time, at this point, you would have finished grappling him.
DM: He does ask about the new mass that’s kind of in your arm.
DM: And so you can kind of see, like, it’s like modifications that you’ve made to kind of fit it in there.
DM: Yeah.
DM: It’s very clear that he has not seen a proper like mechanical arm before.
Aerendyl: He’s asking what that is.
Aerendyl: Oh, this is.
DM: And so he’s kind of asking just in general, kind of like, you know, what the, why does it keep changing chief?
Aerendyl: Oh, I’m changing it pretty much every now and then.
Aerendyl: I’m changing it.
Aerendyl: New things.
Aerendyl: See that tree over there?
Shain: Oh, no.
Aerendyl: It’s like a tree over from like 60 feet.
Caitlin: Thank you.
Aerendyl: More repellent to it.
DM: He for lack of a better words is astonished and begins asking, how the crap that works.
Aerendyl: That’s a.
Aerendyl: We’re looking to answer.
Aerendyl: You have to be familiar with the type of magic and like mechanical bits about it, but I mean if you understand do you have you ever heard of these the stones these ones?
Aerendyl: And I pull out the the black one that adversely have like the big one.
DM: He looks at it and reaches into his pocket, pulls on a very tiny one.
Aerendyl: Have you ever seen these?
DM: He says, I got this four years ago and I had no idea what it did.
Aerendyl: Which one is it? Is it the same black one or is it a different color?
DM: It is a different, it is a yellow one.
Aerendyl: I’ve seen what the yellow ones are. Right? I know what the yellow one does.
Shain: We know we have a whole thing.
DM: But yes, I’m pretty sure I hope you know it.
Aerendyl: Wow. Yeah.
DM: This is my doubts.
Aerendyl: Flex DM them to me, I think.
Shain: Hey, in a minute, dragon, not yet, but you should keep my character sheet. No, please don’t yet.
DM: Okay, I’m scared to.
Aerendyl: Yeah. I cast the same spell every, uh, X amount of seconds. Yeah. Okay.
Shain: No, don’t.
DM: The.
Aerendyl: The other one.
Aerendyl: Oh, sorry. No. Sorry. No. No. No. That is.
DM: I have to say that’s the science don’t ain’t it.
Aerendyl: That’s Einstein. Yeah. Um.
Aerendyl: It needs to be next to you. So what does the other stone?
Aerendyl: Oh, these are just.
DM: Oh, that’s true.
Aerendyl: I’m pretty sure the things that Flex sent me were like we were talking about what they were.
Shain: Thank you.
Aerendyl: He just let me what they do now. It doesn’t actually say the title of it like being science stone effect. It just says affect.
Aerendyl: So I don’t know the other one. I don’t remember.
DM: I’m just one second and I’ll actually just make your life so much.
Aerendyl: But like.
DM: But up up up up up up.
Aerendyl: Yeah. Weird saying people have stones like this.
DM: Let me see if I can do this.
DM: I can.
DM: And now I should be able to do this.
Shain: Oh, thank you.
DM: This.
Aerendyl: I hope is that my hope is that if I help this guy understand what these stones mean because he’s also a crafter. He might give me a discount on the weapon.
Shain: Or he’s going to create a bomb in a couple days and kill everyone.
Aerendyl: It’s worth it. It worth it.
DM: There’s that flux.
DM: Just that you also have it and jargon here’s that as well.
DM: I can ignore the fact that there’s two yellow stones.
DM: You can ignore that.
Aerendyl: Well, storm magic infinitely. Okay.
DM: I’ll fix that.
Shain: Don’t worry.
Aerendyl: I’ll just.
DM: Of course.
Aerendyl: Can I would assume if I made the grappling hook, I would make it easy to repair similar to like a steam deck where you can just open the backplate.
Aerendyl: Open up the plate and you’ll see like the mechanics working as I retract the hook.
DM: I’m not going to.
Aerendyl: You can do some fun things with the other kinds of colored stones.
Aerendyl: And it just attracts back and I put the panel back on.
Aerendyl: Um, that’s the one you have in particular. If I look at my notes and I show it to him like, yeah, you can storm magic infinitely with it or indefinitely.
DM: I.
Aerendyl: Use it as like a battery.
DM: He just kind of looks at it and he.
DM: He asks more in depth questions.
Aerendyl: Huh?
DM: How do you know how that works?
DM: Are you going to freely give them that information?
DM: Like we’re strict a little bit of it.
Aerendyl: Um.
DM: How open are you going to be with this information?
Aerendyl: First of all, where did you get that stone?
DM: He basically tells a very long-winded story of.
DM: He hired a small group of adventures to kind of escort him out.
DM: That’s kind of the thing you had in order to fix that.
DM: And so that can make you.
Shain: I’m going to put my foot in my spells.
DM: He’s ?
DM: But of course, love these ruins.
DM: We can see her there’s a.
Aerendyl: I’m sorry.
Shain: Good girl down.
DM: Essentially a enchantment that he can get.
DM: He went to some ruins to find an entrantment, ended up just finding that stone.
Aerendyl: Sorry, but I go ahead.
Aerendyl: I tell him about the cobalts and the underground.
DM: That is up to you.
Shain: Thank you.
Aerendyl: I would basically just tell him like I got these milestones, particularly from a band of cobald merchants.
Aerendyl: But I found out about them, you know, me and my party were venturing one time, went into this mind shaft and then we just found some notes about them.
Aerendyl: Technically, isn’t a lie.
DM: All right. The ESM or general questions on the actual practicality and effectiveness
Aerendyl: I would rather tell you to share it with me like, yeah, you can do many things with them as long as you have the knowledge.
DM: and how the stones hadn’t touched them practically. I assume that you’re relatively
DM: chair. Yeah.
DM: He kind of has a glint in his eye of excitement as he quickly says his goodbyes kind of runs off.
DM: A crisp two weeks later, he gets back to and says to meet up in the same fields because it is done.
Aerendyl: Oh, shit.
Aerendyl: I meet him. I go. I’m, I’m, I’m, I’m yippin’ there.
DM: As you kind of show up and you look at the weapon, you know, you say you’re a nice decent all of
DM: the stuff. The weapon is pretty much a one to one with the wooden replica except with your
DM: slight model. It’s a little bit thicker. The handles a little bit shorter, but you do notice
Aerendyl: He incorporated the stone.
DM: something interesting. At the separation of the handle and the blade, there’s a wrapped
DM: bit of what you obviously know to be that stone. As he just kind of smiles and just encourages you
DM: to go ahead and give the sword a swing. Of course it does.
Aerendyl: I’m gonna give the, how does it fair compared to the weight of my other sword?
DM: So, unfortunately, you do need to. The other sword you can kind of wield with one hand relatively
Aerendyl: Can I wield it with my one metal hand or do I still need to?
Aerendyl: That’s fair. I’ve been using it.
DM: decently, but this one just because of how strangely shaped it is and how
DM: lopsided it is, you do have to have another hand there for some.
Aerendyl: Fair. That’s, I mean, I was just here. I mean, I normally two hand sword anyway, so I don’t mind.
Aerendyl: I’m a, I’m gonna give it a fair swing.
DM: All right. It certainly is a powerful sword as it seemingly has almost double the range of regular
DM: sword. I wonder if that is anything to it. But anyways, the stone doesn’t seem to do anything
DM: particular. It just kind of happens to be there. However, eventually the guy just continues
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DM: walks you through his thought process on the craft of the whole thing.
DM: Kind of right as he’s toward the end and he’s just droning on and on. You’ve kind of lost
DM: over most his information because he looks like he’s just, you ever hear somebody rambling about
DM: their job that they like just a little bit too much? Yeah, that’s true. You eventually just kind of
Aerendyl: Don’t like. Okay Okay, okay, Okay, okay, okay, okay, okay
DM: start ignoring some of it, but eventually towards the end he just kind of drops, oh by the way,
DM: you have to attune to it. But he says, and as for payment, can I have one of those stones?
Aerendyl: Okay. Question though, which stone does he want?
DM: He just wants a stone, preferably not a yellow one. He wants one of the different ones.
Aerendyl: Okay. How many stones do I have? The only stones I’ve used are the stone for my grappling hook.
Shain: Give him a, give him a bridge.
DM: Yes, you’ve used two of the two of the backstones for explosions. One of the black stones for your
Aerendyl: For the bombs.
DM: grappling hook. You used the last of your blackstone back, black stones for your spinny thingy. And
Aerendyl: Compass.
DM: you’ve used the blue stone. So that leaves you with my notes. Pretty sure.
Aerendyl: I think I have an orange stone, right?
DM: You do have an orange stone. Just give me one second. I haven’t written out my hair.
Aerendyl: Like a few. Do I have one or two?
Aerendyl: Baddie.
DM: I’m titled. Yes, yes, yes, I know how horrible I am. Okay.
Aerendyl: Baddie. Baddie. Baddie. Baddie. Baddie. Baddie. Baddie.
DM: You are
Caitlin: Horrible, P.M.
DM: well, okay, you
Aerendyl: I see his the head.
Aerendyl: Oh, the glass is so fucked. That’s creepy.
Aerendyl: What what what what happened if he would have slowly get closer?
DM: do.
Aerendyl: I think he fell asleep.
Caitlin: I think.
Shain: I don’t know.
DM: Okay, I do apologize. Remaining you have one blue stone, two cyan stones, one orange, one green,
Aerendyl: You’re good?
Aerendyl: I’ll give him one science stone because it’s a dupe. I have like two of them.
DM: and two yellows.
DM: You do have two cyan. All right.
Aerendyl: And just to be fair, I’ll give him the bigger one. I’ll give him the bigger one than two. Just to be fair.
Shain: Oh, my gosh.
DM: Okay, okay.
Aerendyl: I’m going to be like, is this all you want for the payment of the weapon?
Shain: The king of God, Lord.
Caitlin: Horrible, Horrible, Horrible, Horrible, Horrible, Horrible, Horrible, Horrible, Horrible, Horrible, Horrible, Horrible, Horrible, Horrible, Horrible, Horrible, Horrible, Horrible, Horrible, Horrible, Horrible, Horrible, Horrible, Horrible, Horrible, Horrible, Horrible, Horrible, Horrible, Horrible, Horrible, Horrible, Horrible, Horrible, Horrible, Horrible, Horrible, Horrible, Horrible, Horrible, Horrible, Horrible, Horrible, Horrible, Horrible, Horrible, Horrible, Horrible, Horrible, Horrible, Horrible, Horrible, Horrible, Horrible, Horrible, Horrible, Horrible, Horrible, Horrible, Horrible, Horrible, Horrible, Horrible, Horrible, Horrible, Horrible, Horrible, Horrible, Horrible, Horrible, Horrible, Horrible, Horrible, Horrible
DM: He very much is appreciative of your doing business. And he says that the stone is more
Aerendyl: I’ll keep it. I’ll fucking keep this shit. I got a one-way call for him, bro. I’m friends with him. That’s crazy.
DM: than enough. As he just happily goes on his way, he does tell you to keep your sending stone though,
DM: just in case.
DM: But yes, eventually you guys continue on your regular things and you do finish
DM: repairing the city in a crisp three-ish months.
Aerendyl: And I’m just saying I’m going to try to attend this as fast as I can by the way.
DM: I understand. I’ll get back to you on that because you’re going to like information.
Aerendyl: I know I was I was like.
DM: But it is now. Do you remember?
DM: I remember.
DM: Yeah, sorry. Do you remember?
DM: I can’t do math.
DM: You remember 26th?
DM: 800 A.V.
Aerendyl: I’m going to be like.
DM: As you guys are finally done,
DM: I’m
DM: repairing and there is a small feast to commemorate the finalization of the repairs to the city.
DM: And to once again,
Aerendyl: Who’s going to carve the roast beast?
DM: to once again, thank and celebrate the one who slayed the dragon. Over these past three months,
DM: there have been both pros and cons, gains and losses as to your political standing.
DM: And for the most part, everything’s kind of still just going along with the status quo.
DM: Your, what’s the one looking for, influence has certainly been growing over the past three months,
DM: especially with your efforts for reconstruction.
DM: That being said,
DM: that the dislike of you and some groups has only grown as your continued presence has
DM: caused some, especially some of those that are more aligned with the general’s views.
DM: Your continued presence in dangers than just by UP.
Shain: Specifically us or Andrew or all of us.
DM: Specifically, because the dragon specifically asked for Andrew.
Aerendyl: The workoo.
DM: But for the most part, everything just kind of got along with the status quo.
Aerendyl: I’m going to carve the roast beast.
DM: Nothing too much has changed.
DM: But you do notice that you have a bit more influence and authority nowadays.
DM: But you haven’t really pushed the envelope too much, as you do know that
DM: just around every corner is somebody who looks at you the same way that
DM: used to notice people looking at their parents.
DM: So, you know, you’ve been a little cautious here and there just kind of trying to build before.
DM: But tonight is the final, you know, celebration of the final finalization of repairs.
DM: There were many people that had lost their lives. The grand total was
DM: 32,432 people that lost their lives.
Aerendyl: Oh, God.
DM: You did make a personal commitment to attend every single one of their few generals and you did.
DM: And you definitely gained a lot of influence for doing so.
DM: But like I said, tonight’s the final thing.
DM: And it would now be about Nunech.
DM: Did you want anything prior to this get together or we just pull one up to the big feast?
DM: And did I miss anybody else for any events? I think I covered everything, right?
Shain: I mean, yeah, I don’t.
Shain: Has anything like.
Shain: I mean, the only thing I would have done is just see if I could actually reach out to truck or do anything anymore, but other than that.
DM: I can confidently tell you, unfortunately not.
Aerendyl: What happened to Skeletor?
Aerendyl: Did I show?
DM: No. Actually, he did not show up.
DM: You would have actually, or Caitlin would have investigated and tried to reach back out.
DM: But unfortunately, he was either one of the victims or he fled.
Aerendyl: That would be so funny if he died to the dragon on his way to go so weapon illegally.
DM: You
Shain: We’re on our way over there.
Aerendyl: W Dragon, but also L Dragon.
Aragorn: I’ll be pretty funny.
Shain: Also, by the way, for just context, I now have every single I have.
DM: Oh, I know. I did the math. I know.
Shain: Yeah, yeah. Okay. Just make sure you know.
Aerendyl: Oops, I just got a bag.
DM: Because yeah, you have to be a DC 10 intelligence icon.
Shain: The dog the money and the bed.
Shain: And the mine is a 14. Yeah.
DM: I check and you already have. Yeah.
Aerendyl: I’m going to carve the roast beast.
DM: Even if it was just an intelligent saving throw, you’d make it.
Shain: I’ll be fine.
Shain: So it’s official. I have every single wizard can trip in the game.
Shain: So here we go. We’ll find out what happens.
DM: That’s.
DM: You know, that’s actually not that broken because like what do you?
Shain: That’s them.
Aerendyl: Mark.
Shain: Yeah, no.
Aerendyl: Mark, we can be pleased.
Shain: Yeah, you’re gonna say that now, but then there’s gonna be a really obscure situation where I know fat.
Aragorn: I mean, the steak mark.
Shain: I know for a fact I could.
DM: I actually use control flames.
DM: Oh, the crap takes that stick and can’t trap.
Shain: That’s why you got it on the have row.
Shain: By the way, Shane.
Shain: Uh, Shane now officially has a hat like a wizard hat, but like some stars on it.
Aragorn: Oh no, when they’re fighting a dragon butter.
DM: You
Shain: I’m not kidding.
Shain: Basically, no, it’s literally just this.
Shain: That’s all it is.
Aerendyl: Who’d she’s an action?
Aerendyl: I’m sure it’s a free action.
Shain: Drift is the free egg.
Aragorn: The drip is a free action.
Shain: But this also means I don’t have to use my hands to do a spell immediately like that because it’s on my head as a spell casting focus.
Aerendyl: I cast Jorket.
Shain: Maychan.
DM: I
Aerendyl: Me too.
Shain: Uh, I would actually like to do one thing with specifically Caitlin.
Shain: Quick.
Aerendyl: Oh, romance.
Caitlin: Dr.
DM: don’t I’m be honest. I don’t think he’s here. Oh, okay.
Shain: Nate.
Shain: I was just saying basically after our whole shopping session and the time skip and the people be ribbled all that stuff.
DM: Oh,
Shain: Uh, wherever you would be, I think Shane would want a moment with you.
Shain: All right.
Shain: I’ll be like.
Shain: Hello.
Aerendyl: They’re really good, not what the fuck.
Caitlin: This is post time skip.
DM: up to you.
Shain: Yes.
DM: aimez.
Shain: Basically, this is like right before the feast.
Caitlin: Okay.
Aerendyl: Who would carve the roast beast?
Caitlin: And that can be I assume you would have seen me at some point, but I’m going to just kind of my like large tower shield has been replaced with like a normal size like Butler.
Caitlin: And then my my gold armor has all been replaced with these like dark integrated like blacks and purples like large spikes on like the shoulder paldrons and shit.
Shain: Oh, Perry.
Shain: Oh, another right armor.
Shain: Congratulations.
Aerendyl: Ha ha ha.
Caitlin: I was going to money.
Shain: I.
Caitlin: But yes, you should look at me.
Shain: Uh, well, I was just coming and you see Shane has like a big old hat now.
Caitlin: I’m taking them greatly appreciated.
Shain: Uh, nice look.
Shain: It actually suits you better.
Aerendyl: You
Shain: Um, no offense.
Shain: I didn’t mind the other stuff, but.
Shain: I’m sorry.
Shain: Um, yeah.
Shain: Uh, so here’s.
Shain: Whoa.
Shain: Here’s the situation.
Shain: Um, town is being rebuilt.
Shain: Error and skinning popularity.
Shain: Some people dislike them.
Shain: Some people like them.
Shain: That’s the nature of politics and democracy.
Shain: However, you probably just as badly.
Caitlin: Indeed, I have my own life to return to.
Shain: Well, maybe, maybe not.
Shain: You probably really want to get home.
Shain: I’m assuming.
Shain: I agree.
Shain: Not that I’m not grateful for everyone.
Shain: And if I could take everyone with me, I would.
Shain: But that being said.
Shain: Soon, I will have to, uh,
Shain: regardless of if anyone can join me or not.
DM: Now that you actually ask, funnily enough, you notice that
Shain: I will have to leave for serism because of.
Shain: Uh, no one question.
Caitlin: You
Shain: You know, I said there was a lot of flashbacks I had.
Shain: Like when I saw the different outcomes.
Shain: Of however many doctor strange realities there were.
Shain: Marl.
Shain: Was there an outcome where I actually visited serism at all like that?
DM: none of your visions that you remember actually had you go to see them. Every single one of your
DM: memories that you got fed had you going to every other corner of the earth. But seriously.
Caitlin: is ten euros a kilo.
Shain: Okay. So then you’ll see like Shane.
Shain: Uh, from like behind his head just pull out a.
Shain: A fine gold.
Shain: Almost floating.
Shain: Almost like zero gravity type of.
Caitlin: Well, and
Shain: Um, almost like a strand of hair.
Shain: And.
Shain: Yeah, and he, no, no, no, graphically.
Caitlin: aggressiveness.
Shain: Rocket writing.
Shain: Uh, I could hear that sound dragon when you do that.
Shain: I can hear.
Shain: Um, any hands you a thought strand.
Caitlin: I do like a gummy worm.
Shain: And he hands you a couple more.
Aerendyl: But it doesn’t seem to you doing your free time.
Shain: And if you, uh,
Shain: kind of instinctually you would probably understand.
Shain: That if you.
DM: There we go. That’s what he looks like. He’s got that.
Shain: Yeah, if what?
Shain: Why did you?
Shain: What is.
Shain: No, I was going to do the other half.
Shain: But that’s.
Shain: I got that.
Shain: I have them.
Shain: Sure.
Shain: And you kind of got instinctually that if you crush it in your hand,
Shain: you’ll see like visions of things I have.
Shain: And you’re going to see me dying a lot from different outcomes.
Shain: And then once you’ve like,
Shain: if you’ve chosen.
Shain: And then.
Shain: Uh, the only place come to think of it that I haven’t died.
Shain: And that.
Caitlin: You mentioned you had a friend with within reference to the data he drum but that was you didn’t go on telling one of that.
Shain: Seems to be most optimal for me.
Shain: Going to seren, because well.
Shain: You know the space goblins and all that.
Shain: Talk. Yeah, talk to you about the space goblins.
DM: the
Shain: Yeah, I had a math austrian and now we know now you know exactly what
Caitlin: Well.
Shain: drug looks like in every interaction I’ve ever had with him.
Shain: But I actually know every single one.
Shain: A couple.
DM: space
Aerendyl: mountain gardens.
Shain: So, um,
Shain: yeah, he basically said that.
Shain: I need to stay away from seren, but clearly.
Shain: I see the person I’m not dying.
Shain: So my best guess is we had there.
DM: you
Shain: There was said to be by I think a guy named vex mortis, whatever he did in his time.
Shain: He was like, oh yeah, there’s another one of these.
Caitlin: Let me ask you this, if you don’t mind. I don’t know these.
Shain: And I showed the dohickey he gym.
Shain: And if there’s another one of those.
Shain: Then maybe I can do something with it.
Shain: I don’t know, but spitballing here.
Aerendyl: you
Caitlin: What are the chances of them preventing you from getting back?
Shain: Yeah, see, I lean in that’s I mean, he can hear me if he really wanted to, but like.
Shain: I think he’s on my side, but I’m kind of like how being hanged and.
Shain: I’m on my own technically speaking.
Shain: He doesn’t think I belong and that’s true, but he’s not helping me get back.
Shain: So like, I don’t know.
Shain: It’s kind of a situation, you know, just a weird situation.
Caitlin: Let me not do some extent threatening him if he doesn’t want you to go there telling him you’re going there.
Shain: I don’t want to.
Shain: I mean, I kind of said I was.
Shain: Out of running out of options and he’s kind of running out of options.
Shain: dislike this is me doing what I can.
Shain: What little time I have.
Shain: And theoretically speak.
Shain: You shouldn’t exist here either.
Shain: And therefore.
Shain: The time strands would also be in play, but.
Shain: You don’t know about that, but that’s basically you’re not supposed to be here.
Caitlin: All right.
Shain: So, you know, the reality is breaking as we speak in different locations.
Shain: So, yeah, it’s.
Shain: So we should probably get out of here before whatever happens to this world.
Caitlin: Great.
Shain: You know, decides to.
Shain: Well, but yes, when that time comes, I’m watching out assuming.
Shain: I’m just looking for came down to.
Caitlin: Please do. I will be joining you. I don’t have any as much as the people here have been so different from home.
Caitlin: I need to return. I have my lady to serve.
Shain: Yes, in here.
Shain: And that will be the end of conversation one dash four.
Caitlin: I cast the spell magic on Shane.
Shain: I cast.
Shain: Friends.
Aerendyl: whether
Aerendyl: um I would assume over the last three months you know we we haven’t just been doing our own thing we’ve actually been like
Aerendyl: helping out hanging out, doing shit together,
Aerendyl: as like a normal party would.
Aerendyl: Good.
Aerendyl: I want to make sure that we’re building up some sort of like
Aerendyl: camaraderie, because Nate’s character is still relatively new
Caitlin: I have a lot of things to do.
Shain: I’m not.
Aerendyl: pre-timeskip.
Shain: That’s longer than you know, well.
Aerendyl: Post-timeskip?
Aerendyl: Three months?
Aerendyl: We’re cooking now.
Aerendyl: We don’t hate each other.
Caitlin: Yeah, I tap up my bridge.
Shain: And you broken.
Aerendyl: I’d tap up my boy.
Shain: I got him.
Aerendyl: A boy and…
Caitlin: I wrote a tap. What are you rolling?
Aerendyl: Can we roll for a dab?
Shain: I’m.
Aerendyl: Natural 20 for the dab?
Caitlin: Oh,
Shain: You hit the crispiest.
Aerendyl: Oh, that thing echoes.
Aerendyl: That thing echoes into the heavens.
Shain: You’re here.
Caitlin: I’m not right here.
Aragorn: What’s up, Crowlin? Is that your Bugatti outside?
Shain: Hey, because they got a.
Aerendyl: You’re summoned to dragon with a dab.
Caitlin: Yeah, we kept chasing evil.
Aerendyl: Just take a look, we see the fit.
Shain: All right, let’s get to the party.
Aerendyl: I was gonna cut the roast beast, dude.
Aragorn: Let’s go to this party.
DM: okay
Shain: Not the king.
Aragorn: Hey, Scorpies.
Shain: Not the king doing.
DM: so
DM: unfortunately my friends we will have to pick up here next session mainly because I have a very very strong inclination that this thing
Shain: What’s.
Caitlin: I’m a voice.
Aerendyl: You’re tired.
DM: thing
DM: stuff will go down
DM: at this grand feast
DM: and it will take far too long and I’m already reaching
Aerendyl: I’m assuming I have not yet attuned to the sword yet.
DM: so
Aerendyl: Good.
Aerendyl: Come on.
Shain: We love a lot.
DM: no no no no
DM: if and when
Caitlin: I just need you are meeting up at some point, right?
DM: you
DM: do a tune
DM: which you will once I
DM: have everything done for you at that point
Aerendyl: By the way, just to make it clear.
DM: okay
Aerendyl: As soon as I got hang of that sword,
DM: all right
Aerendyl: no one knows about it yet.
Aerendyl: No one knows what, no one’s seen it.
Shain: Real.
Aerendyl: I just told you all that I was meeting up with them.
Caitlin: Okay.
Aerendyl: Like, in between the three months, I gotta go meet up with them.
Aerendyl: She liked that.
Aerendyl: But, y’all don’t know what the sword looks like yet.
Shain: Not yet.
Aerendyl: Not yet.
Caitlin: I’m going to ask you guys when I hear something cool.
Aerendyl: What?
DM: sure
Caitlin: If somebody makes a range of attack roll against me, my AC becomes 24.
Shain: That’s fun.