2025-05-07 Transcript

DM: Speaking now, previously on Dragon Balls, the Ergon and Shane had it to the library.
Shain: Can you stop?
Aragorn: Yes, Dad.
Caitlin: Where did it go?
Aerendyl: Dragon Ball Z
Shain: Is there a…
Shain: Where?
Shain: Please, sir.
Caitlin: I already know.
Shain: Can I?
Shain: I’ll see.
DM: Everyone looks at the history of Gondor and Fontrent.
DM: Shane reads about the theoretical physics.
DM: Ergon finishes doing the reading, doing the fun stuff.
DM: They hear a commotion outside.
DM: The guards were rushing to the western side of the city, about over here.
Aragorn: You
Caitlin: You come fuck, you come fuck.
Aerendyl: The Dragon Ball Z
DM: You all decided to outrun the guards, which you were able to do with relative ease.
DM: As you arrive, you find a cape flying away from a collapsed Caitlyn.
DM: Instead of helping the Caitlyn, you went and grabbed the cape and put it on.
DM: Genius level thinking.
DM: You then promptly get a wonderful case of body no workie.
Aerendyl: Nate Cameron out!
Caitlin: Oh, my man.
DM: And you collapse as the cape flies away from you.
Shain: I’m sorry.
Aragorn: Yes.
DM: Then finally, Shane decides to help Ergon first.
DM: And then Caitlyn finally saving her from her doomed death.
DM: Then guards show up and be like, Ayo, what just happened to the whole thing with Fizzas of the past.
DM: Y’all get escorted back into the town to a guards tower where they check out everything.
Caitlin: Yes.
DM: Eventually they offer Ergon a position.
DM: They give him first lieutenant and inform him that he would be expected to work four hours a day.
DM: And that he would be given direct position as the superior senior officer of the 512th cadet corps.
Shain: Give me the…
Shain: Give me the…
Shain: Give me the…
DM: And that they would be arriving tomorrow.
Caitlin: You
DM: I wonder and asked about the possibility of having the rest of the party kind of join on the military as essentially contractors.
DM: That is basically told that it would have to be a formal proposal and same thing about wanting to investigate the undead arms dealer as well.
Shain: reason why you are
DM: Then you all leave go to the end and go to sleep.
DM: That was the end of last session.
DM: So we begin this session.
DM: It’s now moon blossom 30 second at 6 a.m. as the sun rises.
Caitlin: I’m a limb.
Shain: I’m not sure if I can do it.
Aerendyl: you
DM: What did you guys want to do?
Shain: We haven’t taken long rest yet.
DM: No, you did. You took a long rest. You took a lot.
Shain: That.
DM: You are sleepy by you are waking up at 6 in the morning.
Shain: That sounds like mean about six hours.
Shain: And we, I know, I’m just the thing.
Shain: He found out he’s probably adopted.
DM: So you are going to be able to do that.
Shain: All right.
Caitlin: I forgot about that bit.
Shain: What am I doing?
DM: Oh, yes, I apologize. It does say right here. Ergon is told there’s no record of him ever being a prince.
Shain: Yeah.
Caitlin: Yes, I gave it a doctor. Right.
Shain: Um, okay.
DM: No.
Shain: All of a sudden a magical spells roll gets teleported into my hand.
Shain: Oh, I, oh, okay.
Shain: Anyways, I will get up, try and just, I don’t know if I need to make an intelligence check, but I found that the best way to do things is to have my character do it.
Shain: So like, I’m trying to figure out, is there any way I can connect the possible Pythagorean theory to my do heck of a hedron, anything like in this.
DM: You’re trying to figure out how the grand theorem of a thick flux and temple resonance applies to your Dodecahedron.
Shain: I don’t know what to call it.
Shain: Information I’ve learned.
Shain: Yes.
Shain: Yes.
DM: Okay.
DM: Run, roll intelligence for me, please.
Shain: We’re starting out good tonight, boys.
Shain: Natural 20, even though it’s an let me roll, but that’s fine.
DM: With the natural 20, you understand that it is directly related completely and utterly.
DM: It is talking of the same thing.
Shain: I’m not going to let you.
Shain: All right.
Shain: Now, how do I apply this?
Shain: How about if if it’s supposedly the more I, oh, dragon, are you good?
Shain: Oh, okay.
Shain: If I just keep, so what I’ll do is while they’re doing whatever, I’m just going to, as long as nothing bad happens, I’m just going to try and push as much magic.
DM: You.
Shain: I’m going to be power transfer, I don’t think, but it has to be some sort of magic to vibration because it heats up.
Shain: I believe that’s how it works.
Shain: So I want to see if I can make it go boom, boom, or not boom, boom, but like something for it to happen.
DM: What are you trying to achieve your shame? I’m sorry.
Shain: I just, I’m curious what will happen is if you know, like the more magic I put into the object, the more like not vibration.
Shain: But like the more it heats up.
DM: He’s up. Yes.
Shain: Yeah.
Shain: Why was if I like overloaded it?
Shain: Is that a possibility with my current.
DM: Well, as so far that you have tried, you’ve dumped in every single spell so you had except for one of your fourth level spell slots.
DM: So you’ve put in all of your first level, all of your second level, all of your third level and then one of your fourth levels.
Shain: Can I.
DM: And that has not caused it to like die in any way.
Shain: Can I make a vibe check to see if it would do anything in my brain or not.
DM: Uh.
Shain: Wow.
Shain: That was so delayed.
DM: Um, you.
Shain: Vibes check to see it.
DM: You not.
Shain: Yeah.
DM: You can make a five check. I guess.
Shain: It’s just a 19 before modifiers.
Shain: No, 28.
DM: 28.
DM: 28. The vibes are neutral.
Shain: The neutral.
Shain: OK.
DM: Okay.
Shain: Never mind.
Shain: Nope.
Shain: That’s all I kind of want to do until.
Shain: I don’t even know where I put the Pythagorean theorem of flux.
Shain: I got to find out.
Shain: Do I have that?
Shain: Oh, there it is.
Shain: All right.
Shain: I’m going to read this.
Shain: So Shane is going to just study in his room and be left alone.
Shain: So if you need him, he’s in there.
DM: Um, you do that then.
Shain: Mm hmm.
DM: Moving on to anybody else want to do anything specific?
Shain: Yeah.
DM: Everybody.
Aerendyl: so
Aerendyl: just
Caitlin: I’m probably going to want to go see.
Aerendyl: shot’s fired
DM: Yes.
Caitlin: I thought we came back to the end.
Aerendyl: where even am i?
DM: You can do all at the end, which means you guys have rooms right next to each other that has been prepaid for many, many days.
Aerendyl: are you are you
Aerendyl: i’m in the same hotel I don’t think so
Caitlin: My Anders Rich fucking looking headass.
Aerendyl: I am
Caitlin: Start marting.
Caitlin: So I guess you have a.
Caitlin: I guess you might be hearing no.
DM: But why don’t I have that you know where his room is?
Caitlin: I’m not.
DM: Knock, knock.
Aerendyl: refuses to close the hole, operating until the criminal.
DM: Is homeboy asleep?
Shain: Nogs.
Caitlin: I hear the comically loud snore.
DM: Uh.
Shain: What, search word?
DM: Don’t you want to hear the story, but you would kind of figure out that there is probably still sleep.
Caitlin: No, Andrew.
DM: It’s pretty early.
Caitlin: I’m not going to keep knocking on the door.
Aerendyl: …
Caitlin: I guess I’ll just take a.
Shain: Search word.
Caitlin: I’m going to go back to my room.
Aerendyl: Now!
DM: Okay.
Caitlin: Come find me when you awake or something like that and just kind of like slide it under his door.
Aerendyl: Yea 2
DM: Um, that’s completely fine.
Aerendyl: Dawn &
DM: Oh, you’re just going to kind of like go downstairs.
Aerendyl: loners
Aerendyl: this Story
DM: I mean, this in.
Caitlin: Come back to my room.
DM: Okay, because just with record, this in is not a there isn’t a tab or not on the bottom floor or anything. It is just in them.
Aerendyl: Please subscribe to our channel
Caitlin: I’m going to go back to my room and show.
Aerendyl: if you haven’t
DM: Okay. Um, drag eventually you wake up about 30 minutes later.
Aerendyl: There are more videos like this
Aerendyl: Thank you
DM: Um, as you see, I piece of paper had been slid underneath your door.
Shain: It says, it says, um.
Aerendyl: Come find me.
Aerendyl: I don’t have a prop. Where’s the paper? It doesn’t matter.
DM: Of course.
DM: You’ve just read the blood.
Caitlin: Oh, I’ll put it from me on the paper.
Caitlin: So it’s from from.
DM: What’s the paper here?
DM: Here you go.
Aerendyl: Yeah, thank you.
Caitlin: I’m going to put the gun to push the spec.
Shain: Imagine.
DM: Can you paper?
DM: Got you.
DM: Just.
Caitlin: Go’s up in your face.
DM: No, no.
Caitlin: Come.
Aerendyl: Come.
Aerendyl: Fine.
Aerendyl: Whoever this person is has terrible handwriting.
Caitlin: Andrew looks like he’s sure can it bro.
Aerendyl: Free soup at the soup store?
Caitlin: It’s not read.
Shain: Fいく.
DM: Either Caitlin has horrible handwriting or dare to can’t read.
Caitlin: He’s an elves elves aren’t taught how to read.
Shain: And
Shain: DJ.
DM: What did you write it in common?
Shain: Fывt.
Shain: The
DM: Yeah, that explains it.
Caitlin: I’ll write it in other reason just kind of leave it there for him to.
Shain: highest
Shain: up
Shain: Change
Shain: extab
Shain: in
DM: Yeah.
Shain: the
Shain: Resilath
Shain: where
Shain: quietly
Shain: previous
Caitlin: Oh, we know I speak Elvis.
Shain: rose
Caitlin: I’m fucking right in the list.
Shain: higher
Shain: What is you can speak common?
Aerendyl: Oh, come find me.
DM: Obviously.
Caitlin: He’s an elf.
Aerendyl: She couldn’t tell he’s racist against languages too.
Caitlin: I’m not going to lie.
DM: I’m just.
Aerendyl: In terms of writing, he prefers album.
Caitlin: Well, doesn’t even.
Shain: Oh, yeah, yeah.
Shain: Can we just verify something?
Shain: Can we just say if this is going to happen, if all of our characters speak Elven, because
Shain: I know I do.
Shain: Theoretically, you just be speaking in Elven this whole time.
Aerendyl: No. I’m just making it in common because I expect your filthy races.
DM: Let me check again.
Caitlin: Andrew, do you speak Alvin?
Shain: Who’s that?
DM: The only person that does not speak Elvish is Thardom Shardar hide.
Aerendyl: Ha ha ha ha. You mean the gay who’s not here?
Shain: Uh, uh, uh, the place of the gay who’s not here.
DM: Yep.
DM: Every other person speaks Elvish.
Caitlin: He did.
Aerendyl: I did. I thought that was literally dead.
Shain: Oh.
Shain: Okay.
Aerendyl: Oh, it says come find me. You know the show. That’s way easier than common.
Aerendyl: What happens if this were to get lost in the mail?
DM: Yeah.
Aerendyl: Lost in transit. I never saw it.
Aerendyl: No, I will.
Shain: I’m fighting.
Aerendyl: I will oblige. I will leave my room and just.
Aerendyl: I will geek time my way to his door.
Shain: I figured it out.
Caitlin: Oh, my fucking God.
Aerendyl: I’ll lock my way to his door and I’ll just give him a good all five big booms.
Aerendyl: Bam, bam.
DM: As you should.
Caitlin: Andrew, can you on me and give us one big boom?
Shain: I’m not sure if you’re going to get it.
Aerendyl: Bam.
Aerendyl: Boom.
Caitlin: If I hear if I hear knocking, I’ll answer it.
Aerendyl: Sadly.
Caitlin: I see you got my message.
Caitlin: If you didn’t have wish to be here, I cannot hold you here against a will.
Aerendyl: I was just I just woke up. I’m tired.
Caitlin: I just had a proposition for you.
Aerendyl: I’m here now tell me.
Caitlin: I have a proposition for you.
Caitlin: You have not been updated on what has happened over the last night after you return.
Aerendyl: No, after I incident the Godstower, I kind of just.
Aerendyl: The Christ for 12 hours.
Caitlin: The longage was that there’s an undead roaming this selling weapons to thugs and the like around these parts of the city.
Caitlin: Trying to handle him alone without the proper knowledge was almost the end of me.
Caitlin: I can only have Shane and Aaron or not there and go.
Aerendyl: And unt міg that one.
Caitlin: I’m going to think for that.
Caitlin: But I know how to defeat him.
Caitlin: And I may need your assistance of your own.
Shain: Half-manager.
Aerendyl: But I’m dead you say or a neck thermometer.
Caitlin: Indeed.
Caitlin: I think not a full knock on the answer, but definitely the ability to summon on the no not a lich.
Aerendyl: LH?
Caitlin: I think that’s the reason they would be splitting the bounty or what with you.
Aerendyl: What’s the bounty?
DM: The bounce was.
Caitlin: If you were down.
Caitlin: What was the bounty?
Caitlin: I know it was not shit.
Aerendyl: 250
Caitlin: No, it was not shit.
Caitlin: It was a good bounty.
Caitlin: I don’t think it was like a thousand.
Caitlin: I think it was like six or 800.
Aerendyl: $aticsCaitlin:Itwasadecent.Caitlin:I{t}^{\prime }sthree.DM:Ifyoucanget.DM:Ifyoubringhimalive,i{t}^{\prime }s500gold.Caitlin:Onlya50gold.Caitlin:Okay,well,Iknowhowto.Caitlin:Okay.Caitlin:Soi{t}^{\prime }s300or500.Caitlin:Ifh{e}^{\prime }salive.Aerendyl:thatdoes{n}^{\prime }tseemreallyworthfightingandundeadfor.Caitlin:I{t}^{\prime }sgoingtobe500goldforthelistingthatspecifyaliveversusdead.Caitlin:Butseeingithowh{e}^{\prime }sanundead,h{e}^{\prime }sbeingenchanted.Caitlin:AndIthinkifIbringinthesourceoftheenchantment,thenIwouldbereceivingthefullamount.Caitlin:So250goldforyouand250forme.Aerendyl:50each,Caitlin:Imean,250each.Caitlin:Notawholelot.Caitlin:Tha{t}^{\prime }sdefinitelynothingtoscoffat.Caitlin:Butoncewehavemoreinformation,wecouldprobablyaskformore.Caitlin:I{t}^{\prime }salsoi{t}^{\prime }sanon-deadwhoishurtingthepeopleofthisplace.Caitlin:Ithinkweshouldtakecareofit.Caitlin:Itshouldbeaneasydefeat.Caitlin:AndIwillsaythis.Caitlin:Dependingonhowweplayourcards,right?Caitlin:Ididhavetheopportunitytotakeabunchofthese.Caitlin:And{I}^{\prime }lldrawmyplusonemonk,Jordan.Caitlin:I^{\prime }mjustkindoflikehandedoverforhimtotakealookout.Aerendyl:Iwanttoinspectthecraftsmanship.Caitlin:Boom.DM:Didyouwanttoinspectitinanywayorwejustglanceitoverit?DM:Okay.DM:I^{\prime }mnotgoingtomakeyourollforthat.DM:Yeah.Aerendyl:Iamsomesortofanartisanmyself.Aerendyl:Isitamagicbasinchamberorlikeagymbasinchamber?DM:I{t}^{\prime }spretty.Caitlin:And{I}^{\prime }msurethereareotherpluginsor.DM:I{t}^{\prime }sanautism.DM:Theswordisrelativelyfinelymade.DM:I{t}^{\prime }snotanythingmassproduced.DM:Itwashandmadebysomebodywithaconsiderableamountofskill.DM:Itisamagicbasedenchantment.Aerendyl:Istheresomethingonherepoweringin?Caitlin:Enchantmentsofthelike,dependingonwhatyouwishtoaskfor.Caitlin:Itistheenchantment.Aerendyl:Thesworditselfismediocreatbest.Aerendyl:Theenchantment...Caitlin:Theenchantmentiswhatgivesitastrength.Caitlin:Theydounderstandthat.Aerendyl:Theenchantmentiswhatmakesmeintrigued.Aerendyl:Itakethatenchantmentandputitonmyownlayers.DM:Yeah.Aerendyl:IthinkofthecombinationsIcandotoslaughteraraceofevilpeople.Caitlin:Right.Caitlin:Well,I^{\prime }msureyoucouldalso.Caitlin:ThereasonforthisisbecausethepersonthatIoriginallyspokewithinregardsto.Caitlin:Thiswholethingisthat.Caitlin:HowdoIputthis?Caitlin:H{e}^{\prime }skindofanoddfellowinatown.Aerendyl:Iamamasteroftheartisan.Caitlin:Wegivehimacertaincodephrase.Caitlin:Andyoucanaskhimforsomething.Caitlin:Andhesendsthisundeadouttomeetwithyouforit.Caitlin:Iaskedhimforlongswords.Caitlin:Andtherewashowmanywasthere,butIwasintherelikeeighttotenofthese.Caitlin:Itwasabunch.DM:Howmanylikecrystals?Caitlin:Howmanyphysicallongswords.DM:Oh,physicallongswords.DM:Youmadeadealfor20.Caitlin:For20.Caitlin:Sotherewere20ofthesewhenImetwithhim.Caitlin:Ifwedefeathim,obviously,whateverweaskhimfor,thebountythatworks.Aerendyl:Doesitreallymakesenseforusto...forme?Caitlin:H{e}^{\prime }salreadydeadandheknowsh{e}^{\prime }ssuccessful.Aerendyl:Someonealreadytriedtokillthemonce.Caitlin:Iassumethattheprocesshasnotchangedatall.Caitlin:Anyway,i{t}^{\prime }sworthashot.Caitlin:Wedo{n}^{\prime }tspeaktohim.Caitlin:Hehasalaggy.Caitlin:Ifwespeaktothelaggy.Caitlin:H{e}^{\prime }lleithertellusifitisorifitis{n}^{\prime }t.Caitlin:Heknowsmyface.Caitlin:YouknowwhoIam.Caitlin:WhichmeansIdo{n}^{\prime }tneedtogounderheavydisguise.Aerendyl:Thisistrue.Caitlin:Andeventhenmyvoiceisstillrecognizable.Caitlin:Icangowithyouunderheavydisguise,butyourvoiceisdifferentthanmine.Aerendyl:Thisistrue.Aerendyl:Idogiveoffsomesortofruffianvibe.Caitlin:YougetofffrommoreviolentvibethanIdo.Caitlin:And{I}^{\prime }mupheldintheNorth.Caitlin:Andtheystillatleastmetupwithme.Caitlin:Ithinkthe{y}^{\prime }llfollowyourdirectionalittlebitmorevalued.Aerendyl:WhatdoIhavetosay?Caitlin:Whatwasthecodephrase?Caitlin:Itwassomeaboutlikesharpenedbladesorsomeshitlikethat.Aerendyl:BadDMBoo!Caitlin:Adia.Caitlin:Adia.Aerendyl:I{t}^{\prime }sonlyKidnameGertwasheretoexperiencethebadDM.Aerendyl:I^{\prime }llspeakofthedevil.Caitlin:Adia.Caitlin:Adia.Caitlin:I^{\prime }mmeetingyou.Caitlin:BadDM.Caitlin:Who?Aerendyl:No!DM:Iapologize.DM:Ihaveitnow.Aerendyl:W{e}^{\prime }retellingyoutoyellbadDM!Caitlin:Okay,whatisthat?Aerendyl:NotbeabadDM!DM:Yeah.Aerendyl:AndyoucouldbeabadDM!Aerendyl:Youwakeupinatavern!Aerendyl:DoIhaveonetocare?Aerendyl:Itisprettywonderful.DM:Thesecretcodeis,quote,howwonderfulitisthatswordsshinebrightly.Caitlin:Whatifallisashorttime?Caitlin:AndIknowwhereitis.Caitlin:Icantakeyouthereifyouwanttospeakwithhim.Caitlin:Wecoulddoitthisafternoon.Caitlin:Itwouldgetahandleon.Aerendyl:Isitworthit?Caitlin:Iwouldliketoheadoverthismorningifpossibletotryandheadover.Caitlin:Findoutifthe{y}^{\prime }restillallowingmeetingsornot.Caitlin:Andifnot,wecantryandfigureoutthe.Caitlin:Informationsideofthingsofwhathashappened.Caitlin:Youcantry.Aerendyl:Isitpossibletoaskhimfortheentchantmenttothemselves?Caitlin:Ido{n}^{\prime }tseewhynotoratleastthe,Aerendyl:Okay.Caitlin:maybethescrollsthatdidtheenchanting.Caitlin:I^{\prime }mgoingtoaskforatransferableenchantedontheweapon.Aerendyl:Whynot?Caitlin:Italsomightwork.Caitlin:Hedoes{n}^{\prime }t,hedoes{n}^{\prime }tmeetunlessi{t}^{\prime }sonething.Caitlin:Hedoes{n}^{\prime }tmeetunlesshefeelsworthittomeet.Caitlin:SoIaskedforlongswordsandbulkaboutfiveor10.Caitlin:Andheendedupupbeingatthe20.Caitlin:Sokeepthatinmindonthewayover.Caitlin:Thinkofagoodquestioninmindsoyoudo{n}^{\prime }tgetturneddown.Aerendyl:Ithink{I}^{\prime }maskingfortheabilitytoenhanceweapons.Caitlin:Ido{n}^{\prime }tthinkitwas,Caitlin:butitwasjustkindoflikeoffthebeatenpath,Aerendyl:Andw{e}^{\prime }regoingtolikethisweirdlittleshadyplace,right?Caitlin:butitwas{n}^{\prime }tlike,likeshadyinandofitself.Aerendyl:Ifther{e}^{\prime }sshadypeople,Ihaveshadyquestionstoaskthem.Caitlin:No.Caitlin:Guyitselfwasshadyasfuck.Caitlin:Thebuildingwasnot.Caitlin:I{t}^{\prime }snormal.Caitlin:Iguesstakeyourtime.Aerendyl:Soitworksout.Caitlin:I^{\prime }mgoingtogoovertoabout10minutes.Caitlin:I^{\prime }mgoingtostepoutsideandbeginrichreallycastingfine.Caitlin:Steve.Aerendyl:IamSteve!DM:Okay.Caitlin:DoIneedtogowashthatme.DM:Allright.Aerendyl:Ido.DM:So,um,I,soIguessallyouguysdothatanything.DM:Theotheroneofyouisoneandtodo.Aerendyl:I^{\prime }mstillcaughtbythefactthatAndrewwasmagginginthecameraandhissisterwastalkingtohim.Aerendyl:Yo{u}^{\prime }rebeautifulwordsthatdo{n}^{\prime }tsoundlikeasirensvoice.DM:Didanybodyelsewanttodoanything?Caitlin:timeoftheblowintohole.Shain:Yeah.Shain:Yeah.CouldIturnintoagianteaglecarrythedohakaheganupintotheair?Shain:Casthastetwoonmyself,doubledash,divedowntothegroundatapriceofCaitlin:Nice.Aerendyl:Ifhegoesfastenough,Shain:$1,000 per second.
Shain: And, and strip.
Caitlin: We’ll make this baby the 88 miles an hour.
Shain: Now that I, if I increase the temporal flow or the speed.
DM: No.
Caitlin: You’re going to see some serious yet.
DM: I need to read this to you.
Shain: Hello.
DM: The effects of magical forces are locally indistinguishable from the effects of a
Shain: Uh-huh.
DM: Nertian motion within a non-magical frame of reference.
Shain: So I have to run really fast with no magic.
DM: It is saying that from a physical non-magic perspective, the physical exertion of magic is no different from the physical exertion of regular
Shain: What?
Caitlin: I’m going to be able to see some serious.
Shain: Oh, yeah.
DM: things.
DM: Therefore, magic equals force.
Caitlin: Just give it to me and I’ll perfect weapon control the cube.
Shain: Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I’m sure I’m going to go again.
DM: That’s going to work great.
Shain: Okay. The never mind. I can’t do that. All that research for nothing.
Caitlin: We’re going to end the butter’s campaign here and now we’re going to blow up the world.
Caitlin: Andrew, you still need to be focusing on how to kill your character.
Shain: I’m trying to figure out the entry point nature of mass and mana.
Shain: I want to create a, I want to speed up so fast like the flash.
Shain: Okay.
Shain: That I want to open a portal.
Shain: I hope you realize.
Caitlin: Yeah, you have to be focused on trying to figure out how you’re going to kill your character.
Caitlin: Remember the plan.
Caitlin: No, we’re not.
Shain: Well, I got nothing though.
Aerendyl: I can make him.
Shain: Fine. Then the only thing I can think of is what if I hit.
Aerendyl: I’m sorry.
Caitlin: Well, this a portal to the astro plane.
Shain: What if I hit?
Shain: I mean, if I hit a little magnified gravity on the direction, what will happen?
Caitlin: I’m just killed.
Caitlin: Wait, why don’t we just find it? Why don’t we just get a meeting with the king and then just kill him?
DM: Here isn’t a king.
Caitlin: Oh, the leader.
DM: There isn’t a leader.
DM: There isn’t a council.
Shain: Wait a minute. If the.
Aerendyl: Who’s leading now?
DM: Read the Lord’s ox.
DM: It’s a true democracy.
Caitlin: Andrew, there’s times like.
DM: You’re on by sentient magic.
Caitlin: I don’t know.
Caitlin: People don’t like people.
DM: Free the Lord’s ox, please.
Caitlin: People don’t like democracy.
Caitlin: People want to be ruled over by a king.
DM: You are new empire.
Aerendyl: People want a new republic.
Aerendyl: My new empire!
Shain: I’m going to go.
Shain: What? Wait, hang on. I found a loophole. What if I set the dohyde?
Shain: The heck a huge run on the ground cast a black hole and it absorbs itself.
Caitlin: I’m not.
DM: Then you would no longer have access to your Dodecahedron.
Shain: What about that? I don’t know.
Shain: Fine. I don’t know what to do. So I’m going to keep reading.
Caitlin: Well, a D 20 and add all five of your monitor, all six of your modifiers.
Aerendyl: Monitors!
DM: Roll for study.
Shain: How do I do that?
DM: Roll intelligence.
Caitlin: Yeah.
Shain: Models.
DM: That sounds good.
DM: All right.
DM: So, my dear friends, I guess we will just continue with dragon and at Nete.
DM: So, you guys go outside.
Shain: I remember back rooms.
Caitlin: We’re playing a lethal company.
DM: You have some industry.
DM: You guys get on said steed.
DM: I would assume.
Caitlin: I give do I can the reins.
Shain: I was anyone even told us were.
Caitlin: Yeah, I was like, I’m.
Shain: You’re like muttering.
Aerendyl: No.
Shain: Temporal mass by the side of the matter.
Shain: Oh, hi. Come on in. It’s, it’s fine. Open the door.
Shain: Hey, Rindelle. He walks over to you.
Shain: You know, I like your really smart and intelligent and very good at solving puzzles.
Shain: Yeah, you are. Hey, listen, I have a proposition for you.
Aerendyl: I’m sorry.
Shain: Help me.
Caitlin: I’m.
Shain: Okay.
Shain: It’s because it’s because you’re really smart. And also, here, take a copy of this and hang on.
Shain: I thought I had the spell, but I don’t think I do. Maybe don’t take a copy of that.
Shain: You know what? You know what? Take the whole thing. You take the.
Shain: The grand theorem of authentic flux and tempo resonance.
Shain: Yep. And I give it to him so you can read. I’ll say.
Shain: When you have free time, read that. Tell me what you think.
Shain: And we’ll bump heads later. Oh, you read the whole thing.
Shain: Well, anyways, you must have one year for a reason. What do you, what would you like?
Aerendyl: That’s pretty good.
DM: See how they are.
DM: Equal them.
DM: C squared.
DM: But with some magic involved.
Aerendyl: I know there’s so much magic involved in the EMC square equals.
DM: Yes, it does.
Aerendyl: Oh, wait.
Shain: What?
Aerendyl: Probably.
Shain: What do you mean?
Shain: Trugs.
Shain: They lower.
Aerendyl: The good stuff.
DM: You wouldn’t know. You also wouldn’t know.
Caitlin: Probably.
Shain: I made it. I made a joke.
Caitlin: I don’t.
DM: Well, there’s extraordinarily powerful alcohol from the nation of the
Caitlin: I ask.
Shain: I made a joke.
DM: Losserl.
Caitlin: I said heroin like black tar heroin like I want to inject it into my veins.
DM: Then you would need to go back to Luminevia because that’s where they have the underground drug market.
Caitlin: I don’t know.
Shain: Oh.
DM: Go back to the place you lit on fire.
Caitlin: I know.
Caitlin: I know we’re going next, boys.
Shain: Anyways.
Caitlin: We’re going.
Caitlin: Yeah, no, we’re going.
Caitlin: Well, here’s the thing though.
Caitlin: By that point in time, our characters will be dead and we can go back as the thunderbolts and shut down the criminal empire.
Caitlin: That’s not a boss.
Shain: Okay. Well.
Caitlin: Yeah.
DM: You better not die.
DM: You can summon the undead, which quite a lot of makes up an echo mentor.
Shain: Hey, I’m not going to answer you said.
Caitlin: I’m.
Shain: Yeah. Well, that sounds like fun.
Shain: If you would like, I have assistance.
Shain: But if you feel like you’re you got under control, that’s fine.
Aerendyl: I feel like the more company sounds like a red flag.
DM: You
Shain: Well, I’m a there going anyone.
Shain: Okay. Well, yeah, I got to reach out to you too.
Shain: Thank you for the heads up.
Shain: Also, no, nothing to like worry about, but I might be on the cusp of something.
Shain: I’m not sure exactly, but the fact that this world has some prior knowledge or some extent of knowledge to.
Shain: What this is that I have this temporal flow.
DM: Hey, no government.
Shain: This is good news. I might be able to get home.
Shain: And that’s why I want your help someday soon.
Shain: Hopefully.
Shain: There’s no government here. I remember it’s a king.
Aerendyl: I’m sorry.
Shain: Yeah. So we’re as long as I don’t say that out loud to anybody. Oh, I should.
Aerendyl: I’m sorry, Shane.
Shain: No, no.
Shain: Last time walker Tonny.
Shain: Yeah, that’s true.
Shain: You can take my crow with you.
Caitlin: A crow inside is suspicious at the suspicious place. We can’t let the crow in door.
Shain: Simon.
Caitlin: Thank you, Mr. 30 second delay. I appreciate that.
Shain: He’s laughing with his mouth.
Aerendyl: Did you guys just say birds at doors?
Shain: I will see you soon and keep yourself safe.
Shain: I’ll be with Eric Warren figuring out his whole kingdom situation.
Caitlin: Hey, it’s me go.
Shain: I’m not bringing back if I have enough money.
Shain: So do you keep a lot of money on you?
Shain: No, that’s.
Caitlin: What the.
Shain: I don’t want to be enough to my real PIVFI.
DM: Do you believe in profitism?
Shain: Anyways, I was.
Shain: Yeah, I like it.
Shain: I don’t know if I would have a five by the way, Aaron, before you leave.
DM: Yes.
Shain: Bring it to me.
Shain: I don’t really help.
Shain: Wouldn’t it prevent death circumvent it, you know, especially for me.
Shain: Yeah, but that’s fine. You have your whole drug people anyway.
DM: There’s a non-sentient entity.
Aerendyl: Probably.
Shain: Wow.
DM: Are you bleeding your sister right now, chat?
Caitlin: I love my.
Caitlin: Who’s chat?
Caitlin: I’m.
Aerendyl: What is the future time?
Caitlin: I can’t wait for a future but I’ll be looking at the recording.
DM: I got a lot of this.
Shain: What?
Aerendyl: What the fuck is this guy on it?
Caitlin: What is Andrew talking about?
Shain: Well, I will see you soon, Aaron.
Shain: You saved my friend.
Aerendyl: I’m sorry.
Caitlin: I cannot wait for a future but I’ll be looking at the recording.
Shain: No, I’m no foul.
Shain: I miss my family.
Shain: Goodbye.
DM: She can’t see me, can’t she?
Shain: Wow.
Caitlin: Fuck you bitch.
DM: What?
Shain: What?
DM: I’m sorry.
Aerendyl: I’m not I show speed.
Shain: All right.
DM: Somebody looking at the hard drive?
Shain: That was a joke.
Aerendyl: I’m gone.
Shain: Anyways, we got.
Shain: We got to continue before the group loses.
Aerendyl: I’m gone.
DM: Who’s the part?
Aerendyl: I have a few.
DM: That’s plenty.
Aerendyl: I don’t need to do that. You already do.
Caitlin: I can make a performance check if you want to be like like how good is the disguise but I’m taking off my armor and just kind of putting on my cloak.
Caitlin: Okay.
DM: You’re just kind of trotting along.
Shain: That’s what they should say.
Caitlin: I’m.
Aerendyl: Oh no! I have lost the range.
DM: Anyways.
Aerendyl: It’s like a jackhammer.
DM: As you’re continuing, dragon, you notice a…
Caitlin: What?
DM: You notice a dwarf in front of you.
DM: He’s got a very nice long beard.
DM: Because he’s a dwarf!
DM: What dwarf doesn’t have a very long beard?
DM: He’s as brighted and actually very refined.
DM: He does.
DM: Actually, not racism, speciesism.
DM: He has a scar over his left eyebrow.
DM: As you get closer and more and more, he starts calling out to you.
DM: Not by name.
DM: He’s waving his hands up, trying to grab your attention.
Aerendyl: Is this to the place I’m trying to get to?
DM: It looks to be just the hem.
Caitlin: This is to him right not me.
Caitlin: Thank you.
DM: You’re just going down the road.
DM: He’s not like a detour.
Aerendyl: I’ma stop!
Aerendyl: We love dwarfs.
Aerendyl: I have a good connection.
DM: You love a dwarf?
DM: Dwarves are great.
DM: He’s so loud that you can’t really hear.
DM: He’s so loud.
Aerendyl: What?
DM: Can’t you come down?
DM: He starts doing the mind thing.
Aerendyl: Oh!
Aerendyl: I just go park the steed to the side of the road.
Caitlin: I’ll just tell the.
DM: He’s a real part of the scene.
Caitlin: I’ll literally if we’re in the middle of the road, I’ll just tell the state telepathiquitous stop and they’re just.
Aerendyl: I’m going to get off.
DM: He says, I’ve been looking everywhere for you.
Caitlin: Okay.
Aerendyl: I think I’m starting to understand.
DM: I thought we were supposed to meet at the southern gates.
Caitlin: I’ll just tell the state telepathiquitous stop and they’re just.
Aerendyl: Who told you I was in the mean to the southern gate?
DM: That’s what I was told.
DM: You’ve not been there for days.
DM: Will you not go to get the southern gate?
Aerendyl: I just said I was going to Judy car.
DM: He reaches around the castle’s pockets as he pulls out a very big piece of paper.
Aerendyl: I tried looking for you guys.
DM: It’s very clearly says right here the southern gate to expect you on the 22nd,
DM: maybe a day or so earlier or later.
DM: It’s written it is currently I believe the.
Aerendyl: Did I say that?
DM: I’m sorry I wish I just magically had the memory that it is the 32nd.
Aerendyl: Twenty fours.
Aerendyl: No, it’s 23rd.
Aerendyl: What?
DM: Or he was given false information.
Aerendyl: For my memory, did I ever say southern gate?
DM: You did not you never said something gate.
Aerendyl: Can I see the piece of paper?
DM: Of course.
Aerendyl: What does it say?
DM: It is a paper or more accurately a letter that was written directly to him by.
Aerendyl: For a headphone jackthought she could pick up a cutie?
DM: The person whom you put in charge essentially it says that according to the information that she has been provided.
DM: You would be taking around about way into jute car and would be arriving by the southern gate.
Aerendyl: I think She could pick up a cutie and pick up a cutie.
Aerendyl: That seems like she was just guessing where I was going to end up, but it’s fine.
DM: Probably.
Aerendyl: I’m here now.
DM: Either way it’s a pleasure to finally meet you.
Aerendyl: Anyways.
Aerendyl: Do you have a base of operations nearby?
DM: I’ve heard many great things.
DM: Is that anything that you needed?
DM: I know that it is late and that it has been many days since we were supposed to have met.
Aerendyl: Not yet.
DM: Not really.
Aerendyl: You’re still working on it, right?
DM: Yes, the.
Aerendyl: That’s what I heard.
DM: The the the bizarre has both made our jumps easier and harder.
Aerendyl: Yes.
DM: It’s harder to find space but it is far easier to find desperate merchants.
Aerendyl: That is true.
Aerendyl: That is true.
Aerendyl: And that’s what merchants do help.
Aerendyl: First things first, I’m going to lean in and be like, have you heard of the man who is
DM: And undead selling weapons.
Aerendyl: undead selling weapons?
DM: Um not particularly.
DM: Um I have heard of many many weapons out of this here.
DM: There’s you know the they predominance one actually in town.
DM: But none of them are dead.
Aerendyl: I’m going to lean in and be like, have you heard of the man who is doing this?
Caitlin: I’m.
Caitlin: Give me for putting in here. We’re looking for one that is not.
DM: Um he looked humanish.
Caitlin: What do you look like? He looked elven, right? Or he looked human? Like what do you look like before?
DM: He had kind of black hair.
DM: Relatively average features all around.
Caitlin: He looks like a human.
Caitlin: A human.
Caitlin: Black hair kind of tall.
Caitlin: Definitely a prominent bio. He’s always kind of.
Caitlin: He always has a group with him or a posse with him at most times.
DM: And he’s skinny or fat.
Caitlin: Skinny.
DM: Sounds like you’re describing uh master theran.
Aerendyl: Master?
DM: Just the name given to him by others.
DM: He’s pretty unremarkable by most standards but he does have very good prices on weapons.
Aerendyl: I heard he also had some sort of enchantment on these weapons.
DM: Yes, how did you know?
DM: Yes, most of the weapons that he sell does tend to be enchanted in some way or another.
Aerendyl: Do you know how these enchantments are broken or ready to dance?
Caitlin: Okay.
DM: Some obviously more powerful than others but the bulk of them are just slightly sharper or something like those that.
DM: Well that is the question many people have asked him over the well a couple of years that he’s been doing business.
DM: And in fact many have even offered him very large sums of money just to give a supplier.
Aerendyl: By chance, there’s a cell of the enchantments.
DM: Unfortunately nobody really knows anything he keeps keeps a tight ship.
DM: Well he sells the swords.
Aerendyl: Sorry, first things first.
Aerendyl: What is your name, kind, sir?
DM: The name is border.
Shain: Boy.
Aerendyl: Boring?
DM: Border.
DM: Yes, border.
Shain: He’s very boring as a cook.
Aerendyl: I feel bad for your creator’s name.
DM: Mike creators are wonderful.
Aerendyl: Yes, but it’s such a wacky name.
DM: I was seven.
Aerendyl: It’s better than B.H.G.H.D.H.F.
DM: The fact that you were really correctly.
Aerendyl: That’s the first time I’ve said that correctly.
Caitlin: I forgot about that one.
DM: I was a security through obscurity go real hard.
Aerendyl: I’m scared.
DM: Okay, back to back back back to dinda.
Aerendyl: We’re kind of on our way to go talk to this master, Theron.
DM: Farron.
Aerendyl: We’re on our way to go speak to someone who can get us in touch with him.
Aerendyl: Would it be bad if he were to, I don’t know, get captured alive?
DM: I’ve been to last you if you’re looking for third is the other way he has his own star set up for the bizarre.
Caitlin: Not the right guy, then.
Caitlin: Well, no, there’s no way.
Aerendyl: It’s worth a shot.
Aerendyl: You saw his face, though, right?
Caitlin: I feel like we should go talk to that first.
Caitlin: At least give up.
DM: Well not not that horrible.
Caitlin: Like get a message because he doesn’t mean until night.
Caitlin: Anyway.
Aerendyl: We go there, get the date set up, and then go back to the bizarre.
Caitlin: Yeah.
Caitlin: That’s what I’m saying.
Caitlin: We if he doesn’t, he doesn’t mean until night. Anyway, he will not meet on the day.
Caitlin: Which means if.
Caitlin: And get the date set up and then look up. Yeah.
Aerendyl: So theoretically speaking, this man has a bounty on his head.
Aerendyl: And we want money.
Caitlin: Okay.
Aerendyl: How bad is it if he were to be plucked off the streets, centipers?
DM: I mean he’s just another merchant and as you can tell there are plenty here.
DM: But last time I checked he doesn’t have a wanted status or anything on his head.
Aerendyl: What?
Caitlin: So not the same.
Aerendyl: I think he’s sitting right in a mask, mate.
Caitlin: So, I mean, he was wearing a mask.
Caitlin: No, he was rhoing a, he was a human.
Aerendyl: Well, um…
Caitlin: He was wearing a fake face.
Caitlin: He ripped his face off to show me he was dead.
DM: Well to be clear it was closer to an illusion than ripping a face off.
Caitlin: And I know it’s not flesh and blood.
Aerendyl: Well, I’m playing this currently.
Caitlin: I can use my gun.
DM: I just want to make sure where.
Aerendyl: I think he has some sort of like legal weapons dealing thing going on.
Caitlin: He’s going to go and tell him.
Aerendyl: What do you mean?
Aerendyl: He’s my trusted subordinate.
DM: I’m not going to say that you know 12 seconds.
Aerendyl: He is.
Caitlin: You know him.
Caitlin: You know him.
Aerendyl: Yes, I’ve known him.
Caitlin: You’ve seen him before you’ve met him.
Aerendyl: See what Powell’s already.
Caitlin: You know him.
DM: Yes, yes, it’s a pleasure to meet you know I was actually never given you a name.
Aerendyl: That’s crazy.
Caitlin: Can I.
DM: I’m not going to say that you’re looking for.
Aerendyl: It was me all along, Scooby Doo.
Caitlin: Can I, can I.
Caitlin: Can I insight him, please.
Caitlin: Can I insight this random dwarf?
Caitlin: Like.
Caitlin: Yeah.
DM: I can come to tell you he’s not on that.
Caitlin: It’s not hemflocks.
Caitlin: I’m not.
Aerendyl: 24.
Caitlin: I’m sorry.
Caitlin: 24 insight.
Shain: you
DM: Oh sorry boy say.
Caitlin: 24, 24.
DM: 24. He looks relatively genuine.
DM: It doesn’t look like he’s you know like having an ulterior motive in some of his things.
Caitlin: It’s might.
DM: It does seem a little off but it’s not enough to really put you on edge.
DM: I’m just being said a busy week you’re not really sure.
Aerendyl: Wait, anyway, um…
Caitlin: I can we’re moving on.
DM: Good.
Aerendyl: What’s important?
Aerendyl: Am I going to give him one of my spare sending sends that I have?
DM: Of course.
Aerendyl: Contact me whenever you know if you have a base of operation set up anywhere.
Aerendyl: And I’ll contact you if I need anything else.
Caitlin: Please tell him not to tell anyone what we’re doing.
Aerendyl: Also, one with it.
Aerendyl: The business that I have in town is a very personal, so please do not go yapping to any of it.
Caitlin: I’m not.
DM: I understand. I will have to fill out reports saying that I met with you.
Aerendyl: I’m trusting you.
DM: But I will leave the contents of our conversation out of the report.
Aerendyl: That’s fine.
Aerendyl: So, for now, the name shall just be blank.
DM: Well we can just stick with your codename then.
Aerendyl: Yes, my code name.
Aerendyl: It’s my code name.
Shain: six finger
DM: You know you know you’re going to ask you what your codename is.
Shain: But by any chance if I didn’t know what that code name was, would you know for me?
Aerendyl: I’m asking you.
Aerendyl: No, no, that’s too suspicious.
Aerendyl: Is he running down the report right now?
Shain: Hey, should I write that in a part of the row?
DM: No he is not.
Aerendyl: Well, that is old.
Aerendyl: Contact me if you have a base of operation set up.
Aerendyl: I’ll contact you if I need anything else.
DM: Okay we’ll do to see yes just wanted to let you know unfortunately as far as the base of operations goes.
DM: We probably want to have one for at least a week or two.
Aerendyl: That is fine.
DM: The the bizarre has really caused issues in the acquiring of of land.
Aerendyl: That’s fine.
Aerendyl: I’m going to go along here and do the car.
Aerendyl: Oh.
DM: Okay well I will be sure to keep your prize of any and all new information and I will do just a little bit of research into.
DM: I will be sure to put that must if there are any and see if anything comes loose.
Shain: What was that from your client?
Aerendyl: So, if you don’t mind me asking for one simple favor, since we are in the city of Jutta car,
Shain: Who did that name?
Aerendyl: there is a certain individual I would like you to look into and find as much information as possible.
DM: Of course.
Shain: Shane Ever Новner.
DM: Please just give me a second to make sure that I have the strengthen down.
DM: Okay whom are you looking into.
Aerendyl: I believe his name.
Aerendyl: Where is it?
Shain: Eric Henry Mordy.
Shain: reading us straightforwardly.
Aerendyl: Is it here?
Aerendyl: Is there one more?
DM: There are going what I’m saying.
Aerendyl: Yes.
Shain: day lifestyle.
Aerendyl: I’m going to go and find it.
Caitlin: More.
DM: Is this a target.
Shain: It’s, I basket friend and he want to be
Aerendyl: Not a target.
Caitlin: Yes.
DM: Curious. Can you give me any information about them.
Aerendyl: Just someone I am curious about.
Shain: his friend and he won’t tell you.
Aerendyl: If he claims that he is a prince of the former king.
DM: Oh so prints of condor them.
Aerendyl: Yes, indeed, the Prince of Godore.
DM: Very interesting.
DM: I will do as much research as possible but as I’m sure you are aware a lot of the documents were lost when the dragon attacked but I’m sure I can find something.
Shain: Did get fear of death are more prisoner than the death of Louis Jage.
Aerendyl: Yes, I heard that in the song.
Aerendyl: Yes.
Aerendyl: Well, if you find any details out, I guess I’ll see you soon.
Shain: Do you know how I just worry about death now?
Caitlin: Can I.
Shain: And the dead enough?
Shain: Yes.
Shain: I got never…
Caitlin: Can I pull the dwarf aside like away from dragon?
DM: Yes.
Shain: Come the…
DM: I’m fine.
Shain: you
Aerendyl: It’s been a week.
Caitlin: You’re.
Caitlin: My friend.
DM: Bye bye.
Aerendyl: I’m breaking the rules of sandbar.
Caitlin: I’m not.
DM: Not as much unfortunately.
Aerendyl: I’m going to go and find it.
DM: All communicators are purposefully encrypted and the codenames are very proprietary but they can tell you one of the codenames we didn’t choose.
Shain: black Adele
Aerendyl: The what?
Shain: We’ll bring it a little in line.
Shain: If we want to get this out to you,
DM: Out of all of the options.
DM: We didn’t take the taliman.
Shain: we can, actually,
DM: It was very stupid.
Aerendyl: Okay.
DM: The taliman.
DM: Keep in mind you are literally the leader of a illicit gambling and loan shark enterprise.
DM: I think the name is something to do with money.
Shain: in principle,
Shain: Those Christmas lights do now.
DM: One that almost made it was the penny pincher.
Aerendyl: Doo, doo, doo, doo, doo, doo, doo, doo, doo, doo, doo.
DM: Yes.
Aerendyl: How many times do you have a counter for how many times we said doo?
Caitlin: What was it?
Aerendyl: How much was mine?
Aerendyl: Do you know individual count?
Caitlin: Holy shit.
Aerendyl: Doo, doo, doo, doo, doo, doo, doo.
Aerendyl: Penny Pinscher.
Aerendyl: You got to begin a section check.
Shain: wow.
Aerendyl: You know, maybe like 55%.
Aerendyl: I met her like a week ago.
DM: I understand.
DM: I understand as he goes back.
DM: And he says, well, after receiving such a glowing review from the boss.
Aerendyl: I’m going to go and find it.
DM: He is codename with you.
DM: But you must keep this to yourself.
DM: He looks around.
DM: Keep in mind it is still very busy.
Caitlin: Right.
DM: He is trying to keep it under wraps.
DM: Because there are so many people.
DM: It is very difficult.
DM: So he just kind of goes.
DM: He just shows you.
DM: He kind of shows you.
DM: He kind of shows you a piece of paper.
Shain: Yes, the margin manager.
DM: And it says the margin manager.
DM: Likewise.
DM: Just give me one second before you depart.
DM: I do have to really something to the boss.
Shain: Hey, fast man.
DM: I forgot earlier.
DM: Just so you know, I gave him a fake.
Aerendyl: What was the helius?
DM: The margin manager.
Shain: I forgot I had 11,000 bull.
Shain: Bull.
DM: Yes.
Shain: Sorry.
DM: You are like making bank.
Shain: I forgot how gold.
Aerendyl: The margin manager.
Caitlin: What?
DM: For the record, all of y’all are super wealthy.
Aerendyl: I don’t know why we’re doing this peon quest for 500 gold.
DM: And you are like making bank.
Aerendyl: If you want 500 gold, I’ll give it to you.
Caitlin: Because I have 285 gold.
DM: It is like $11,000.DM:Thetotaliscurrentlyat$16,000 for all the whole party.
Aerendyl: Well then go kill the necromancer.
Shain: You
Aerendyl: The 16,000 and 11 of that comes from me.
Caitlin: That’s what you’re helping me with because I failed the first time.
DM: And you are like making money.
Aerendyl: The 11 was like 3k?
DM: Make it.
Caitlin: Like 5.5.
Aerendyl: Anyways.
Caitlin: Anyway, I don’t trust my horse to disappear.
Shain: There.
DM: Yeah, your horse stays around long enough.
Aerendyl: Ratcon horse stays longer.
Shain: ok
DM: Oh gosh, that’s wonderful.
Shain: OFF
Aerendyl: Kill yourself.
Shain: Oh
Aerendyl: I’m going to kill myself.
Aerendyl: Frozen the matrix.
Shain: Good morning.
DM: You’re on the whip.
Aerendyl: Rory.
DM: You’re helping the whip.
Aerendyl: She want to happen the rory.
Shain: It’s a note.
Aerendyl: Ripped off.
Caitlin: I made a plus one long sword for free.
DM: He did it out.
Caitlin: Anyway, it’s okay.
Shain: you
Aerendyl: Well you’re not one of their own at the moment.
Aerendyl: Yes, I know my code name.
DM: Go ahead, Matt.
Aerendyl: I’m telling the truth.
Aerendyl: I know the code name that they just told me.
DM: I’m going to go ahead and get you a drink.
Shain: gentrifying
Aerendyl: I want to say it was the margin manager.
DM: The margin manager.
Caitlin: Oh, okay, dude.
Caitlin: Right.
DM: How can you win?
DM: You can’t win.
Aerendyl: Is that a t?
Shain: quickly.
DM: I’ll let you again.
Aerendyl: He was cheating on him.
DM: No.
Caitlin: He said he would lie again, do I?
Shain: See, that’s why I came up here.
DM: It’s exactly one.
Caitlin: How was the threesome by the way?
Shain: We didn’t do that.
Shain: It was more like just one or, yeah, it was just one on one.
DM: It was just one on one.
Aerendyl: Cheating.
Shain: Yeah, this is more or no.
Aerendyl: I’m telling the truth.
Shain: So that was never a second time.
Caitlin: Oh, he was just cheating.
Aerendyl: Did I cheat on my wife?
Caitlin: I mean, second time’s a charm, right?
Aerendyl: Did I cheat on my girlfriend?
Caitlin: Oh, I’m not.
Aerendyl: No.
DM: I’m going to go ahead and get you a drink.
Shain: I’m not sure if I can do it.
DM: All right.
Aerendyl: Look it’s him.
Shain: He’s down on his knees for a reason.
Shain: Wait a minute.
Shain: As far as in the room.
Aerendyl: He’s not saying that.
Shain: Cool.
DM: What did you say?
Aerendyl: He said he’s down on his knees.
Caitlin: Father.
Shain: Nothing.
Shain: Huh?
DM: Stop speaking.
Aerendyl: I said.
DM: I’m sorry.
Aerendyl: Bro, why are people upset about renegades?
Caitlin: Bad DM bad DM bad DM.
Aerendyl: It’s so fucking cool though.
Caitlin: It’s a collaboration.
Aerendyl: Why are people upset with renegades?
Aerendyl: You just said the same thing.
Aerendyl: No, I don’t care.
Shain: Nothing is safe.
Shain: Oh, she’ll fall.
Aerendyl: I’m telling the truth.
Shain: I will be joining.
Shain: I’m.
Shain: Yes.
Shain: But you’d have to give me a good like destiny reason.
Caitlin: I’ll do.
Shain: Not because I don’t not because I don’t like, you know, free shit.
Aerendyl: Damn.
Shain: It’s because if butter is playing it.
Aerendyl: I see on the side piece now.
Shain: Hi.
Aerendyl: It’s okay.
Shain: That’s not a good reason.
Shain: If you said a good reason would be I want to play with my friend.
Caitlin: I want to play with my father again.
Shain: That would be a better reason.
Shain: That’s true.
Shain: I should have said good reason.
Shain: I said a good destiny reason.
Shain: I should have a friend.
Shain: Okay.
Shain: If you just said if you said okay, if you said all right,
Shain: would you get on destiny to play with me?
Aerendyl: Oh, then yeah.
Shain: I would say sure.
Shain: But.
Shain: Who would that person be?
Aerendyl: I’m telling the truth.
Shain: I’m.
Aerendyl: No.
Shain: I’m believing the game.
Shain: Where’s it located?
Aerendyl: Look into the DLC.
Shain: Oh, it’s fine.
Shain: I can stay.
Shain: It’s on my hard drive for fine.
Aerendyl: Oh, dude.
Aerendyl: Fucking weapons.
Aerendyl: 3.0 and armor 3.0.
Shain: Like I think it’s cool.
Shain: I think the seasonal content being free is nice.
Aerendyl: Yeah.
Shain: All that.
Shain: Only thing I don’t want is.
Shain: I think the fact that they’re releasing two DLC same price.
Aerendyl: No, it’s not the same price.
Shain: In one year.
Shain: Isn’t it like 80 bucks for the well, it’s slightly jabry.
Aerendyl: No, no, it’s 80 for the year, which is $40 per DLC,
Aerendyl: which is the same as when Rise of the Vian came out.
Aerendyl: I’m telling the truth.
Aerendyl: Oh, um.
Shain: Like.
Aerendyl: One more thing.
Shain: I think it’s cool.
Shain: They have like a lot of neat stuff.
Shain: I’m just like.
Shain: I’ve spent so much money in destiny.
Shain: I feel bad if I go back.
Aerendyl: There’s no more raid and dungeon keys.
Shain: Read.
Aerendyl: It’s just tied to the expansion.
Aerendyl: I want to do the dungeon.
Shain: So I was just like.
Shain: It’s.
Aerendyl: Like reset.
Caitlin: You were basically doing PVP damage and PVE now.
Caitlin: PVE enemies are going to have PVP health.
Aerendyl: I never noticed that.
Shain: I.
Aerendyl: I will say.
Caitlin: We’re not going to because Joey is fucking dead in the ditch somewhere.
Shain: I don’t.
Shain: I don’t know.
Shain: I’m slightly crazy.
Shain: I’m glad what everyone does.
Shain: Cool.
Caitlin: I’m going to put this one in your hands.
Caitlin: I would like to come with you for this.
Caitlin: There’s some information there.
Caitlin: There’s something I’d like to process going over the second time.
Caitlin: You’ll understand it when you’re in there.
Caitlin: But right, just come with a lie.
Caitlin: I can be anything.
Caitlin: I don’t know.
Caitlin: Show for your wife.
Caitlin: Just come up with something that will allow me to go with you.
Caitlin: What’s for me?
Caitlin: No, watch me.
DM: It’s a board.
Caitlin: We’re going in the store.
DM: All right.
Caitlin: Andrew, did you tell, have you told dragon how you feel about the border crossers?
Caitlin: I don’t know.
Caitlin: Mark the master.
Caitlin: I guess in we go just.
Caitlin: I follow him.
Caitlin: I’m just an old poor person.
DM: I don’t want to deal with you guys being absolute idiots, but all right.
Aerendyl: What?
DM: Nothing. Nothing. Nothing. I’m just.
DM: I just have to be prepared. You know.
Caitlin: We’re doing a different bit this time.
Caitlin: We’re not doing that.
Caitlin: I mean, we could do the terrestrial.
Caitlin: I do a different terrestrial.
Aerendyl: Fuck now.
Caitlin: But again.
DM: I’m just.
Aerendyl: No, we’re not doing that shit again.
Caitlin: We’re not doing get help.
Aerendyl: I’m not putting butter through.
Caitlin: I’m just a.
Caitlin: Do I give you like your bags of holding a shit and I’ll carry them like a fucking subordinate?
Caitlin: Give me all your junk.
Caitlin: Just just just show piece.
Caitlin: I hold on to them.
Caitlin: I’m going to hold my sword over my back.
Shain: Skip.
Caitlin: I want it to act like it’s a little bit heavier.
Caitlin: Like I’m carrying his sword, not my own.
Aerendyl: I want my sword.
Caitlin: Can I try and hold it?
DM: Oh my god.
Caitlin: I have a pretty fucking high strength score.
Aerendyl: I’m very curious.
Caitlin: I can hold his sword.
Caitlin: Take the sword.
DM: Yeah. Yeah. I mean, it’s not like your sword.
Caitlin: I’m a fucking 18 and strength.
Caitlin: I should be able to hold this pretty easily.
DM: It’s not like your sword.
Caitlin: And then I’ll just take it.
Caitlin: I’ll just take a dragon sword and just hunch over like I’m some old woman carrying this like 200 pound blade.
DM: But it’s not like impossible for a mortal to wield.
Caitlin: I’m going to knock behind him.
Caitlin: Is he look like is there any part of him that looks even like remotely stressed from like this happened the night before or does he look like he just doesn’t give a shit.
Caitlin: Or he doesn’t care.
DM: Either he is unaware of something that’s happened.
DM: Or he doesn’t care because he doesn’t seem to be, you know, showing anything on his face.
Caitlin: Okay awesome.
Caitlin: My so massive please your sword is heavy.
Caitlin: I’ll be country.
Aerendyl: I’m going to.
Caitlin: Sorry.
DM: Sorry. He’s the new receptionist that’s yet.
DM: For the record, it is just a regular.
DM: Like general good store.
DM: Like nothing is to out of place here.
DM: Everything looks completely fine.
Aerendyl: I’m going to lean in and be like.
Caitlin: This is the sword shine brightly right something like that.
Aerendyl: Keyword.
DM: He word.
DM: How do you guys not remember?
Aerendyl: I want my sword.
Caitlin: The sword shines white way.
Caitlin: What a way to show us be shiny.
Aerendyl: Don’t you like it when swords shine brightly the most or something?
Shain: Aaron Dell uses code name.
DM: How wonderful is that sword shine brightly.
Aerendyl: How wonderful.
DM: He’s.
Caitlin: I’m really giving all space vault space is not changing in the edge of fame.
DM: He says.
Caitlin: I’m reading it from the tea to team.
DM: He just kind of looks up.
Caitlin: I give him 400 gold.
DM: He just looks up.
Caitlin: I follow.
DM: I think.
Aerendyl: I follow.
DM: As he kind of walks into the back rooms and kind of holds up in the curtain for you to follow.
DM: As you walk in dragon, he closes the curtain and doesn’t allow.
Caitlin: I’m not going to help me out here.
DM: No, only the contactee looks for me.
Caitlin: I’m looking at the ground.
Aerendyl: I’m magic my fate.
DM: And kind of opens up the curtains that way you can follow.
Caitlin: I’m not trying to make eye contact with them.
DM: I’m sorry.
Caitlin: I’m sweeping the room.
Caitlin: I could be joking it right now.
Caitlin: Get Cypher it easily.
Caitlin: What’s the check?
Caitlin: Start deciphering any kind of pattern, and do I get any benefits because I’ve already seen
Caitlin: it before?
Caitlin: Right.
Caitlin: True.
Caitlin: But I’ve had time to think about it and look at it in my dreams.
Aerendyl: Your God doesn’t exist.
DM: You saw it before, but it’s not like you’ve deciphered it before.
Caitlin: And pray to my God for answers.
DM: So it’s not like it would really help.
Caitlin: That’s a lie.
Caitlin: My God does exist.
DM: It’s not like you’ve ever seen a person ever in the history of time.
Caitlin: Heh.
Caitlin: Flex your God exists, Shut up.
Aerendyl: Andrew stop.
Caitlin: Edge of the roof.
Caitlin: Stop rooting my Instagram bro.
Caitlin: Pins also mad at you.
Caitlin: Anyway.
DM: But if you want to try to decipher it, that would be.
Aerendyl: Greg Strunger.
DM: The other thing I think of would probably be either.
Caitlin: That would be a persuasion check.
DM: No, probably investigation.
Caitlin: But persuasions my can I do a perception?
DM: Thank you.
Caitlin: No.
DM: Now.
Caitlin: Never mind.
Caitlin: No, wait.
Caitlin: Can I do persuasion?
Caitlin: That’s my highest modifier.
Caitlin: I like persuasion.
DM: Now you can do investigation now.
Caitlin: Do I get advantage because I’ve seen it before and because of it?
Aerendyl: Who?
Caitlin: 30 20.
Caitlin: 19 plus 1.
DM: I’m sorry.
Caitlin: I asked before I rolled it.
DM: You’re pretty confident.
Caitlin: Right.
Caitlin: And what are genuine question?
Caitlin: If I rolled a natural 20, you would probably said the exact same thing, right?
DM: You are pretty confident.
Caitlin: Because I have no knowledge of.
Caitlin: I said as much.
Caitlin: I can read every language that exists and doesn’t exist.
Caitlin: I can translate rooms.
Caitlin: I know everything.
Caitlin: Can be something to work with here, man.
Aerendyl: Master master.
Caitlin: I’m sure I grab it.
Caitlin: I’m a nila at random people.
Caitlin: I’m sure I get a chance.
Aerendyl: Andrew’s camera.
DM: Anyways.
Aerendyl: Andy stop.
Caitlin: Can I have a please?
Caitlin: Please.
DM: So he kind of walks through and he grabs the same sitting stone as you.
Aerendyl: Andrew.
DM: As he kind of pans it to to you dragon.
DM: And it kind of gives you the same rundown that you’ve got previous.
DM: Started off by saying what you want.
DM: He will respond with location and a quote.
DM: I will give you the time.
Aerendyl: Andrew is sending me something.
DM: He will deny your request or he will give you a location and a price quote.
DM: Be sure to be as specific as possible as the items that you want.
Caitlin: I can’t see anything.
DM: You can only use this once a day.
DM: You screw this up and you have to wait to hold 24 hours.
Caitlin: Stay.
Caitlin: Ask him for like a weapon like even if it’s just one weapon with the strongest enchantments
DM: Thank you.
Caitlin: you can possibly get because then we can take that to somebody who can move enchantments.
Aerendyl: I’m asking for a special made like weapon that’s enchanted and hand.
Caitlin: Like always there’s something who can transfer.
Caitlin: The strongest of its capabilities I assume.
Aerendyl: I’m not like a group of them, but a single weapon that’s enchanted.
Caitlin: Yeah.
Caitlin: That might not be a bad idea but it’s also not a weapon so I don’t know if you’d actually
Aerendyl: Something lines lines of that.
Caitlin: say yes to that.
DM: I’m sorry.
DM: I just say an assortment of enchanted rings.
DM: Or you’re just going to ignore the ring in your pocket yelling at you that it can give you power.
DM: I don’t know about you man.
Caitlin: Well if they all yell at you and they yell at you in unison.
DM: I’m going to chance it rings in my universe.
DM: I’m going to try and get it right.
DM: Want to want to crime you river.
Caitlin: That’s rude.
Caitlin: You want to sharpen us five on breaking through the mending.
Aerendyl: I’ll ask for an enchanted great sword that is.
DM: Are you just is got what you’re asking for or you just are you actually using the thing right now.
Aerendyl: I want an enchanted great sword that is enchanted with the strongest enchantment possible.
Aerendyl: Can I get bean of archipads?
Caitlin: Does peanut worth or pods work on dark elves spider?
Aerendyl: I think they were clandert elves.
Caitlin: Nobody needs my you might need to my for that.
Aerendyl: I should, they are very undead like.
Caitlin: Jesus fucking Christ.
Caitlin: Ask him for a weapon capable of killing undeads.
Aerendyl: Ask the undead for a weapon capable.
Caitlin: You don’t know he’s on dad now you got to listen I’m hunting down this arms dealer.
Aerendyl: I’m running down the storm still is undead.
Caitlin: Some say he’s dead.
Caitlin: I need a weapon I need a weapon to kill him.
Aerendyl: Give me the strongest undead killing machine.
DM: Does for the record before you began the touch like use the stone.
Aerendyl: I’m coming for you.
DM: I’m going to use the stone.
Caitlin: He’s not in the room another sweep of all the sending stones.
Aerendyl: Roaks.
Caitlin: Six what do I learn?
DM: You learn that you’re pretty sure that the first digit in the far left first object.
Caitlin: I don’t know.
DM: I’m pretty sure.
Caitlin: Okay I rolled a 26 total so I keep rolling I’ll keep getting higher.
DM: Translate to a one.
Aerendyl: I’m going to ask for a singular weapon that is the strongest it can be within shamans.
DM: When you send that after a couple of seconds, you just receive a response.
DM: A liar.
Aerendyl: I’m going to ask for a singular weapon that is enchanted with the strongest enchantment possible.
Caitlin: Are you saying that’s it.
DM: Well, it doesn’t matter sending only works once.
DM: The city’s only works once.
Caitlin: Yeah that’s what he wants he’s not lying.
DM: I’m going to use the well.
Aerendyl: I don’t even know what I did.
DM: He thinks you’re lying.
DM: I don’t think you’re lying.
DM: The guy walks back through the door and he says well, whatever you did, you surely pissed him off.
Caitlin: Yeah I didn’t tell beforehand fuck.
Aerendyl: I just wanted to weapon to slay dark elves with.
DM: How did you hear this?
Shain: Hi, mother.
Aerendyl: How did I learn about this place?
Caitlin: I’m not doing that.
Shain: Hi, son.
Caitlin: You learn from criminals criminal organization from other criminals.
DM: Are you speaking up to say that?
Aerendyl: I’m going to say that.
Caitlin: No but I actually I could.
Aerendyl: I am the emissary of the eight.
Caitlin: Sorry.
Caitlin: I’ll say I’m your emissary bro I know shit.
Caitlin: You stupid.
DM: It matters me.
Aerendyl: I thought you said your voice was recognizable.
Caitlin: Sir.
DM: you
Caitlin: Is that what we’re doing?
Aerendyl: I learned it from my subordinate.
Caitlin: I’m performing checks or I don’t give you a performance check because I know you want it anyway.
Aerendyl: I can’t seem to perform well.
Shain: Well, it’s nice on you.
Caitlin: I can’t see performance on here I don’t know where it is.
Caitlin: I can’t see perform on the bedroom.
DM: I’m not a common one out of five.
Caitlin: We’re good we’re good 23.
Aerendyl: I’m going to ask for a singular weapon that is enchanted with the strongest enchantment possible.
DM: I’m twenty three.
DM: Okay, what if you were that’s the quote in it from my from Avengers?
DM: It goes the tabbie goes, I have performance issues, none of common one out of five.
DM: And then he gets picked up and throw off the building.
Aerendyl: I actually wonder for my dumb very quick what an enchantment possible.
Shain: I don’t know.
DM: Anyways, okay, so you rolled high enough, your performance is good.
DM: What are you saying?
Caitlin: I’m not doing that.
Caitlin: I’m going to go to the whole bit.
DM: You
Caitlin: I’m going to like nod towards him.
Caitlin: I’m going to like kind of gesture to the sword like just kind of letting them know it’s his sword.
Caitlin: A gesture nod my little chip is in charge of an organization that deals with less than good people.
Caitlin: And we we’re looking for an opportunity a place together a weapon to take down some of the stronger.
Caitlin: The stronger people probably have from another place another city entirely in order to find a believable one or one that was trustworthy around these parts.
Caitlin: I came up with an elaborate lie to some of the guards.
Caitlin: I’m going to pull up my dagger and just go I’m a rogue it’s what I do.
Caitlin: I’m going to put it to a couple of guards about potentially hunting someone down and we spoke to one of their prisoners.
DM: So let me get this straight.
Caitlin: He sends us here and this is how you see us.
DM: You’re here under false pretenses after learning of the pattern by interviewing a already
Caitlin: No, we’re here.
DM: person.
Caitlin: We are here. We are here looking for a weapon for my lordship.
Caitlin: We in order to find such a trustworthy person.
DM: So you were not invited.
Caitlin: I lied to the guards to speak with somebody who had been captured.
Caitlin: He sent us here.
Caitlin: I was not aware of this.
Caitlin: I do deeply apologize if we are stepping on a turf.
Caitlin: But I had been informed that I’m sorry my lord I’ve been told that it was okay to come here that they would be more than welcoming to a person of your stature.
Aerendyl: It’s your job to find out this information.
DM: Look, look, first of all, we can definitely make this work.
Caitlin: In fact, I’m going to turn and look at the guy.
Aerendyl: I’m talking your pay.
Caitlin: It’s quite disrespectful of you to assume so lowly of my lord.
DM: But you’ve reached out to the wrong guy, you have the wrong password.
Caitlin: I’m going to turn and look at the guy.
DM: He deals in bulk weapons.
DM: He does not want you reach for individual powerful weapons.
DM: That is someone else and unfortunately comes with a significantly higher fee.
Caitlin: Also, we do need to gain quite a bit of equipment for our soldiers in our organization.
Caitlin: Would it be possible to reach up to him again?
Caitlin: I’m telling that we’ve mixed up our information here.
DM: Well, I can ask him, it’s kind of going to a filmative response.
Caitlin: I understand.
DM: And he just kind of, excuse me, he kind of walks out the room.
DM: Presumably this man is either a spellcaster, some sort or something as he’s been in communication back and forth every time he leaves the room.
Caitlin: He steps out of the room like up the door, right?
Caitlin: Can I go to the edge of the door and listen?
Caitlin: Can I see if I hear what he says?
DM: Sure, I’m going to need a perception check, please.
Caitlin: No, I’m going to persuasion.
DM: The role isn’t too difficult to meet.
Caitlin: 15, 13 plus two.
DM: You can kind of hear him from upstairs.
DM: He’s trying to lower his voice and whisper, but you’re able to hear kind of what he’s saying.
DM: And he’s just saying, I have to hear the way in.
Caitlin: I’m sorry I thought I’d spoken to the right person.
DM: But they seem to want to do good business.
DM: Shout out to communication.
DM: Reach out to you again.
DM: And he kind of comes back downstairs.
DM: All right.
DM: Well, I have good news.
Caitlin: I’m listening and I’ve done more.
Aerendyl: Yes, I do.
Caitlin: Please don’t talk my pay.
DM: He has decided to do more another request.
DM: But before we get on to that, did you want a very finely made weapon?
DM: Did you want to reach out to him?
Aerendyl: Yes.
DM: I would of course not normally offer my services like this, but as this was a mistake partially on my part as one of my subordinates clearly did not keep his lips shut when he should have.
Caitlin: I’m listening.
DM: I will offer this as a to make up for my mistake.
DM: I have a one on one direct line directly tonight, as I’m sure you know who he is.
DM: What?
Caitlin: Is he not?
Caitlin: You just said I still like to walk.
DM: It’s just my heart.
Aerendyl: Kill yourself, name.
DM: I hate y’all.
DM: No, maybe you don’t know.
DM: None of you have heard this day before.
Caitlin: I can have through the grapevine.
DM: Well, never mind.
DM: Actually, dragon might have.
DM: Like you actually might have heard like, yeah, yeah, instant check.
DM: You put it.
DM: No.
DM: Three days.
Caitlin: Can I make a history check?
Aerendyl: This doesn’t seem right.
DM: What?
Aerendyl: No, it’s it.
DM: My guy put a point in history.
DM: You’re proficient.
DM: My guy’s got a plus eight.
Aerendyl: But since I’m so generous of myself, that’s a 29.
DM: 24.
DM: Of course, it’s a 29 with a 29.
DM: You’re mind opens and you see parallel universes now.
DM: What actually happens is you remember of the tails of a wonderful exotic weapons maker.
DM: He’s known throughout the land as one of the best of the best.
DM: Like high end.
Aerendyl: I’m talking your pay.
DM: High end merchants, the wealthiest of nobles, even celebrated heroes directly get their weapons handed.
DM: Directly to them by this person.
DM: Usually, from what you had heard, it is essentially impossible to reach out to him to get a weapon made.
Aerendyl: Oh shit.
DM: This is something that he himself would find you and demure the other weapon.
DM: Not the other way around.
Caitlin: Oh my god.
Caitlin: I’m listening.
DM: Well, unfortunately, that I still have to charge you the fee.
Aerendyl: Yes, I would like to.
Caitlin: That’s what I see.
Aerendyl: Oh, no, what the fuck?
Aerendyl: Oh yeah, yeah, I would like to contact.
DM: It’s significantly higher, but I’m sure a wealthy man, such as yourself, will be able to afford it.
Aerendyl: Well, my main question is how much does it cost for the actual wares itself?
DM: Well, unfortunately, I’m not entirely sure as to the price point for a knight hawk.
Aerendyl: Well, for my organization, probably around 20 or so daggers.
DM: However, for the book purchasing, the weapons are very, very fairly priced.
DM: What kind of sword or weapon were you looking for?
DM: What are your sword daggers?
Aerendyl: Yes.
DM: Well, that should run you just about give or take around a thousand gold.
DM: It’s kind of hard to put a direct price on it as things change on his side.
Aerendyl: Yeah.
DM: But I have heard anywhere between 6 to 1200, but I believe the average to be around a thousand gold.
Aerendyl: Okay, okay, I have that. That’s fair enough.
DM: Unfortunately, I cannot even confidently say that he will take your order.
Aerendyl: But no information on the other wares from Nighthawk.
DM: Unfortunately, the fee is quite exuberant.
Aerendyl: How much?
DM: That’s 400 gold just to reach out.
Caitlin: You have like a couple thousand, don’t you?
Aerendyl: I know, but you know, they did.
DM: 400 gold can bring you a very long way.
Aerendyl: They did call me the penny pension.
DM: That was one they didn’t like.
DM: They like the margin maker more first margin manager.
Aerendyl: They thought of it.
Aerendyl: You know what butter?
Aerendyl: 400 gold pieces.
Aerendyl: I’m taking the chance.
Aerendyl: My brother, I’m taking the chance.
Shain: I kissed it girl and I like.
DM: If you would please follow me and he goes to the first table that you passed by.
DM: This one is significantly nicer.
DM: It’s not like it would draw your attention much as all of the tables are decorated slightly differently.
DM: Not really enough to really indicate what they are per se, but just as simple reminders for him to know which places which.
DM: But this one does actually have a kind of red table cloth over it.
Aerendyl: Yeah.
DM: So it does kind of imply of some higher level of class.
DM: As he kind of hands you the or when he says the same rules apply, it’s described what you want and as much detail as possible.
Aerendyl: Okay.
DM: If he accepts the deal, he will tell you a price and a location and I will tell you the time to meet.
Caitlin: Something from a new land beyond that would be currently.
Shain: Okay.
DM: I like him going to jail how much does that cost I pay.
Aerendyl: Nate, we need to have a talk and you might be going to jail.
Aerendyl: I’m sorry.
DM: And he took it.
DM: By the way, I’m sorry, but it’s not my fault you guys keep deciding to split up and not go with each other.
Aerendyl: Stop, Nate. Stop. Stop.
Caitlin: You wouldn’t want to be a burden on him.
Aerendyl: Can we mute him? Can we mute him real quick? There we go.
DM: I got your jeep.
DM: Nice.
Aerendyl: Out of character, is it possible for me to give him my sword to upgrade himself?
Aerendyl: Or do you think that is not an option?
DM: It is probably not an option for everything that you know of this guy.
Aerendyl: I had a feeling? Yeah.
DM: The little bit that you have heard he has an extremely large ego.
DM: His ego is of course understandable and in fact justified because of a skill.
Aerendyl: Yeah.
DM: If you would like, you would actually know of one of the weapons that he has made.
DM: If you’d like to know about it.
DM: Or if you’d like.
DM: Alright, you’re going to move one second.
DM: Probably.
DM: Was that another does the reference.
Aerendyl: Yes. Yes. It was.
DM: And for this, you don’t get to roll designated failure.
Aerendyl: You’re going to have to lament on this name.
Shain: Dragon.
Shain: I’ll use your real name dog.
Caitlin: Oh.
DM: You won’t know.
Aerendyl: Oh, shit.
DM: It’s a perception check.
Caitlin: I’m listening.
DM: So you know of only one sword that you have actually heard that he had made.
DM: This was a couple years ago.
DM: He had made a sword that was supposed to be able to rival the dragon that took over Gondor.
DM: Apparently he began the creation of the sword shortly after the attack began expecting his sword to be necessary to vanquish the mighty dragon.
DM: Unfortunately, it wasn’t and he just ended up forging the sword for nothing.
DM: And through it out, a noble found it and quickly rose through the ranks.
DM: But you aren’t exactly sure any details about it.
DM: Last time you heard he jumped a couple.
Shain: Wait, I got.
Aerendyl: And I know that story. Okay. Cool.
Caitlin: This sort of was made a slave dragon and it didn’t end the noble who claimed it rose through the ranks of the army.
Aerendyl: Not that part. My part. Okay.
Aerendyl: I asked for a sword that can slay all of my enemies stronger than most fit for a general.
DM: A general.
DM: Now that’s certainly an option.
Aerendyl: I’m strong enough to slay my enemies powerful than most fit for a general.
Shain: I see what you’re going to do with it.
DM: I will just say from an external perspective completely unrelated and I swear this does not modify anything and I’m not metagaming.
Aerendyl: Uh-huh.
DM: However, you are speaking into a sending stone to a being you have never spoken to before giving zero context, giving an order as if you’re at McDonald’s.
Aerendyl: Well, not.
DM: Now, did you want to try and make this flow a little better?
Aerendyl: Well, that I was going to make it flow better.
Aerendyl: But I was just that’s the description of the weapon. And then the rest of us are going to be like, um, I don’t want to say hello to like, hi.
Aerendyl: Can you give me like a, like a god killer?
DM: Oh, so you’re in concern.
Aerendyl: Um, if possible.
DM: And just a friendly reminder, this man usually does not take orders so you might hypothetically your character would definitely feel the need to plead his case to, you know, for some reason to.
Aerendyl: I thought I had like 25 words.
DM: You do you have 25 words best of luck, but your character would understand that you would need to sell yourself in some way, shape, or form something to draw in his interest.
Aerendyl: Yeah.
Aerendyl: Um, if only I was unlimited by 25 words.
DM: What are you to do?
Aerendyl: I’m not.
DM: You
Aerendyl: Stop me trying to come up with destiny references.
Aerendyl: No, no.
Shain: What is your heart?
Shain: Is your is your heart made of shadow or something?
Aerendyl: I’m sorry guys. I’m going to have to go ice breaking.
Aerendyl: Okay.
Caitlin: A weapon that if you fall it can still hunt.
DM: Don’t worry, he’s been serving you, then, we’re good.
Aerendyl: Let me speak.
Aerendyl: I need a weapon.
Aerendyl: I need a weapon that I can use.
DM: Lady compute it.
Aerendyl: To avenge my comrades.
Aerendyl: A weapon that can slay all foes.
Aerendyl: One that is fit for a general.
Aerendyl: That’s close enough.
DM: Did you want a rope persuasion for that, please?
Aerendyl: Sorry.
Aerendyl: I just got to give him from like, bag it has friend.
Aerendyl: Uh, yes.
Aerendyl: Uh, persuasion. Am I get it persuading?
Aerendyl: Yeah, plus two.
Shain: You pick.
Aerendyl: So lucky is highest role or is it it changes the role entirely?
Aerendyl: Okay.
Aerendyl: Okay. One lucky is all needed.
Aerendyl: That is a 26 net 20.
Aerendyl: That is a 26 natural fucking 20.
DM: All right. Hang on. Hang on. I’m going to leave the DC in the hands of my die.
DM: All right. Right hand. Right hand or left hand? Left hand? Right hand.
Aerendyl: Uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh.
Aerendyl: Left hand.
Aerendyl: Right hand. Fuck it.
Aerendyl: Right hand. Right hand. Right hand.
DM: Wrong answer right away.
DM: Was wrong?
Aerendyl: Mine was a natural 2026.
DM: 26 total?
Aerendyl: No, sorry, 27 27 27.
DM: 27 total. Are you sure?
Aerendyl: Yes, because it’s 22 natural 20 plus five with flash reginus.
DM: Good. Because it rolled to a 23 as you get a response.
Aerendyl: Oh.
Aerendyl: Yes.
DM: I’m intrigued.
DM: Meet at the Guilded Crest Bar.
DM: Come alone.
Aerendyl: Yes, I will fucking fuck you, Nate.
Aerendyl: Come on.
DM: I’m going to leave the DC in the hands of my die.
Aerendyl: Yes, I did.
DM: I underestimated you.
Aerendyl: I get that a lot.
DM: I apologize for doubting you before.
Aerendyl: I don’t know if it was worth the 400 gold then.
DM: Lord, but was your name? I didn’t catch it.
Aerendyl: In there.
DM: Or the Ender. I love that.
Aerendyl: I’m basically just taking on him as a persona at this point.
DM: The Lord.
Aerendyl: Persona.
Aerendyl: Why’d you do this?
DM: Your blend.
Aerendyl: Nate, stop sending me destiny.
Aerendyl: Weapon shit. Carved to your enemies like a dragon’s breath.
DM: he says.
DM: He said to meet in six days time at 7am.
Aerendyl: Seven a.m. at the golden crest.
Aerendyl: I will do.
DM: Gilded quest.
DM: I will let you go out with your communicate. I am truly astonished.
DM: I am so happy to meet you.
DM: Yes, you get to contact him again.
Aerendyl: Um, they’re not linked at all, right?
Caitlin: Are we meeting the guy or we contact him again?
DM: And this time, cross fingers and hope that it works.
Caitlin: We’re meeting the guy.
DM: Not as hard as you know.
Aerendyl: I fucking hope not because I don’t want to double cross this guy and then this guy catches a wind of it.
DM: Who are you double crossing?
Aerendyl: It’s fine.
DM: Oh, I will undone.
Aerendyl: 20.
Aerendyl: 20 daggers.
Aerendyl: You said you asked for fucking ten.
DM: He answered 20, he showed up with 20.
Aerendyl: Yeah, so I asked for 20 daggers.
DM: Don’t worry.
DM: You know you will have 5 to 10 minutes.
Aerendyl: Well, you’re the one who said you were a rogue.
Aerendyl: So I was kind of going off of that basis of maybe this imaginary group we made up in our minds are all robes.
Aerendyl: I was trying to fit in with that.
Caitlin: We make up an imaginary group.
DM: You know I will answer in a few.
DM: You should know you’re gonna stop sputting up.
Aerendyl: I’m broken figure out one for terrible.
Caitlin: I’m listening.
Aerendyl: I mean, technically, Shane could have just.
Aerendyl: I said, I said, it would probably be smarter for fewer numbers, but I said, um,
DM: I tried to ask if you wanted to do anything. I’ve asked three times now if they wanted to do anything.
Aerendyl: W.
Aerendyl: And I feel like a douchebag because I didn’t think we’re going to be talking.
Aerendyl: Honestly, butter could have switched in between, but he didn’t.
Aerendyl: That is true.
DM: And all I got was I want to figure out the science behind the universe and time travel please.
Aerendyl: Um, all right.
Aerendyl: Well, oh.
Aerendyl: Yeah, let’s speed this up.
Aerendyl: Then I’ll go to the thing and ask for 20 daggers.
DM: You get a response that says new order minimum 40 if okay meet to the north of the city.
Aerendyl: Sure.
DM: You can’t respond with a shore but you just have to show up.
Aerendyl: 40.
DM: The guy walks in and says I guess you convinced of this time the meet time is going to be at 10.30 p.m. tonight.
Aerendyl: Quick question.
Aerendyl: I’m impressed with this whole set of you have.
Aerendyl: Are any of the distributors related to each other?
Aerendyl: Are you just kind of like their message man?
DM: I am similar to many others just the central hub for reaching out to us it’s not not necessarily related.
Aerendyl: Oh, so they’re not like connected or anything.
Aerendyl: I was just curious.
DM: If you would like to reach royalty there in the back room.
Aerendyl: That’s possible.
DM: Of course for the right price.
Aerendyl: Luckily, I have no need to interact with royalty.
Aerendyl: Those guys are pretty snobby enough as it is.
DM: Why is it taking so hard.
DM: You’ll definitely.
Aerendyl: I don’t believe in.
Caitlin: I’m just going to start raking them in my back.
Aerendyl: I go.
Aerendyl: I wanted in six days time.
Aerendyl: I hope.
Aerendyl: We leave.
Aerendyl: I’m going to send a message to flux in there going to say that that’s the meeting location for the person who tried to off.
Aerendyl: And we can.
Aerendyl: Snag him.
Aerendyl: Water.
Aerendyl: I mean, we’re meeting with him at 1030.
Shain: And how are you getting this message delivered?
Shain: Oh, yeah.
Aerendyl: We don’t need to.
Aerendyl: If he’s at the bizarre is not the same guy.
Aerendyl: He’ll be there tomorrow.
DM: At this point it would be closer to like 7.30 a.m. But yeah it’s still in the morning.
Aerendyl: What time is it butter?
Aerendyl: Then I’m going to instead of sending a message that that’s the location we’re going to send them to say meet up at the bizarre.
Aerendyl: I’m trying to get the group back together.
DM: Okay well for the record the bizarre is everywhere it’s the entire city but telepathically transmitting the location.
Aerendyl: Well, I’m that the location of where the dwarf was like, yeah, I go this way.
DM: There’s what.
DM: At the place that you met up with the guy originally at the place you are right now no you guys were right out to the side of the city so you’re like over here is.
Aerendyl: I’m going to send a message to flux in there.
DM: Yeah I think hold up so yeah.
DM: I mean you could just use dragon as a punching bag but not particularly no.
Aerendyl: Now.
Aerendyl: Just go to the new place in the tower.
Aerendyl: Okay, let’s continue with the blood.
DM: What.
Aerendyl: Hey, I’m Steve.
DM: Why are you trying to kill something.
DM: Why.
Aerendyl: Is there just like a random homeless student?
DM: There’s plenty of random dudes but most of them don’t seem homeless. Why are you trying to hurt someone.
Aerendyl: Oh, give that back.
DM: Why are you attacking at all.
Aerendyl: Give it back.
Aerendyl: I’m totally forgot.
Aerendyl: I’m getting a new one.
Aerendyl: You can swing it later.
DM: Okay you know what sure you can you can certainly do whatever you want just know that you’re probably going to get arrested.
Aerendyl: I’ll give it to you afterwards.
DM: I guess imagine.
Aerendyl: I’ll let you use it later.
Aerendyl: Just a decapitating.
Aerendyl: Is this a song through anything?
Aerendyl: I’ll let you hit something afterwards in a closed and location.
DM: I don’t imagine.
Aerendyl: The only way I can wield it correctly is if I’m using my metal arm to grip into it.
Aerendyl: And like actually like useful strings.
Shain: Oh, gripping.
Aerendyl: But if you look at the handle, there’s these little slots where one hand just goes in.
Aerendyl: And then I have a glove that has the same mechanic that latches into.
DM: I also have a glove.
Aerendyl: And then the handle just twists in opposite directions to rev it.
Aerendyl: We get a butter your horny too.
Aerendyl: The Nate’s camera just frees for y’all too.
DM: Are you ready for your exams?
Aerendyl: Why’d you get the glove butter?
DM: I see.
Aerendyl: Why’d you get the glove and Nate’s camera is frozen.
DM: Well, you do that.
Aerendyl: Okay, butter.
Aerendyl: Since Nate’s internet is clearly dying, I send the location to the bizarre to flex an Andrew.
DM: And fortunately we’re going to have to get the group together.
Aerendyl: And I’m going to that place.
DM: Next session.
Aerendyl: Trying to hit the grip together.
Aerendyl: I know.
DM: I tried four times.
Aerendyl: To be honest, I didn’t expect that happening.
Aerendyl: But it’s not like it’s our fault.
Aerendyl: I think I’ve given the option to do something.
DM: Two or three times.
DM: Goodbye with the DM bot.
Aerendyl: Bitch.