2025-04-09 Transcript

Shain: It’s a squabble. That’s all it is. Oh, that’s a fair thing.
Caitlin: to mich …
Aragorn: Oh, hello recording bot. Hello. Hello.
Aerendyl: I love recording bot.
DM: Moving on to other more different topics of conversation.
Caitlin: Christ,
Caitlin: die
Caitlin: cem
Aerendyl: Do you think the recording bot, like, whenever it clocks into work, is just like his
Caitlin: losers
Caitlin: setzen
Aerendyl: any? And when he leaves the call, he goes back to his Audi.
Caitlin: is
Aragorn: I just realized what you were talking about. Sun up.
Caitlin: Agara
Caitlin: Ivy
DM: Last session, you guys traveled and arrived here.
Caitlin: in
Caitlin: u
Caitlin: Der
Shain: First oh yeah, yeah, madame.
DM: You did get additional world building and everything else.
DM: But before the most part, the one that really happened was you guys travel into
Aerendyl: Adam, who’s in?
DM: Judicare. I do not know why Midalm is such a big lettering.
DM: It is bothering me.
Shain: Story plot story plot.
DM: You know, it is a very valid question.
Shain: Why is this place called madame?
Caitlin: Ja, why are they mid?
Shain: Good.
Shain: Ask chat GPT.
Aragorn: This is a bad look girls.
DM: You are not going to be able to get a new one.
Caitlin: Could you see why is butter’s campaign mid?
Shain: No, no, I’m not the mid-dome.
Aragorn: Chatz.
Shain: The fact that he’s…
Aerendyl: It’s just gone like way better. Taxes are down. People actually love where they live.
Caitlin: What the fuck is the kilometer?
Aragorn: From a peril I guess I don’t even know if it is a peril I’ve been saying liberating my kingdom like in some fucking rebellion
DM: You guys just entered.
Shain: Why is that all?
Caitlin: Was tickets für VC nie?
Aragorn: And if it’s better I’ll back off
Shain: No, we literally just kind of lost the rest.
Aragorn: No
Caitlin: Worlds um Dawe,
Aragorn: Hey kingdom or not I’m killing obelence king of or not. I’m
Shain: well,
Caitlin: running Google.
DM: You guys did pay for, let’s see, I remember you guys paid for rooms.
Caitlin: Was靠亲信 an sie an dass es
Aragorn: You
Caitlin: was macht derope monumentalfehler
DM: You paid for a total of eight nights in total.
Caitlin: abge Übergaute zu können.
DM: You guys definitely have room here for many nights.
Caitlin: Was macht die passenden
Caitlin: diemanden?
Caitlin: Ich bin sehr schön.
DM: But you guys did go to sleep.
DM: Did any of you guys want to do anything?
Shain: Can I send a message to Carstice and just have it sit there?
DM: Like before or after or instead of a long rest?
Aragorn: Yeah
DM: Yeah, if you guys want to do.
Shain: Okay.
Shain: I’ll just see if he’s even on the line anymore.
Shain: I’ll just focus on him and then you sending and here comes 25 words.
Caitlin: Dadurch derawanエngルindo τ medoowser ALO muge 26 km.
Shain: Yeah, pretty much.
Caitlin: Es Photo ist so, dass ich jetzt für mich auf bank im Jahr angenehนะ vorher sen commendWei.
Caitlin: Und dann hat sich mal zu mir er boltką przy einen also schl doing kontroler sterne Extrem für einen tanke Ball zu troublesome sein.
Shain: Hey, you haven’t replied to my message.
Aragorn: You
Caitlin: Und dann hat sich mal neu herge when ich an Abraham dewオblo停 k kilo zu keinen Vor característments yea, 1000 t auf reFA einen anderen schönen andeкам.
DM: Very good, very good, very good.
Caitlin: Es sieht Daily-Vorunter!
Shain: I’m kind of scared.
Shain: Going slowly help me.
DM: Nothing really happens, but very good.
Shain: That’s it.
Shain: Good, good, good.
DM: Everybody else is going to sleep as well?
Aerendyl: There was a blueprint that I had an idea for and I wanted to work on that.
Shain: Yep.
Shain: Well, it also has a 10% chance on him to make it, but yeah, let’s find.
Shain: And then yeah, I was.
DM: Flint and Steve.
Aragorn: you
Shain: You McDonald’s.
Shain: Flinted me.
Caitlin: Oh, Jesus Christ.
DM: Flint and Steve.
Aragorn: I
Caitlin: Wofür.
DM: Okay.
Aerendyl: I was in the compass this time. I forgot what the other one was.
Shain: The update of the month.
DM: Yes, goggles.
Shain: The retractable armhole.
Aerendyl: The goggles, yes.
Shain: Look at it.
Shain: The gaggles.
Aerendyl: I want to see if I can make it better and try to figure out how to make it work.
Caitlin: Wir Patreon unter museu.
Shain: Dog.
DM: Yeah, yeah.
Aerendyl: Because I remember you said I have an idea for it, but I don’t know how to actually make it work.
DM: Essentially, you have this idea, but you aren’t entirely sure how to actually achieve that idea.
Shain: I’m not working.
Aerendyl: So pretty much for every long rest. For the first four hours, I want to do that.
Shain: I’m not working.
Aerendyl: And then the next four hours, I’ll actually sleep and get my long rest.
Caitlin: Aber in der […]
DM: Yeah.
DM: Go ahead and roll and intelligence.
Shain: I can’t make a dog. Never mind.
Shain: What happened?
DM: You requested a trade with me, Chief.
Caitlin: …
Aerendyl: 23.
DM: How did you meant to what you did?
Caitlin: … mit der Bank.
Aragorn: Equate trade.
Shain: Let’s see.
Aragorn: Hmm.
Aragorn: Dagger.
Aragorn: Uh huh.
Shain: Hang on. I’ll give you something to trade about.
Shain: Nope. Not that.
Aerendyl: 23.
DM: 1, 2, 3.
Shain: I’m not working.
DM: Alrighty.
DM: You’re still not exactly sure what you do, but maybe you have some ideas.
Shain: I’m not working.
DM: Yeah.
Aerendyl: I’m just still thinking on it forever.
Aerendyl: I’ll do that for a bit and then I’ll just take my long.
DM: I love how it tells everybody in the chat what you really great used then.
Shain: I’m not working.
DM: All right.
Aragorn: Can’t you see that?
Caitlin: Das Bank war wieder in derصل Bose
Shain: I’m not working.
Aerendyl: Let’s see Shane.
Aragorn: Alright.
Shain: I tried to do it too quick.
DM: So I’ve just want to see if they’re already.
Caitlin: für Choinotן.
Shain: I’m not working.
DM: Alrighty.
Caitlin: Darling, die empathy ist aus der Karten aus fourㅠㅠ
Aragorn: All right.
DM: Alrighty.
DM: It is now Moon Blossom 32nd.
Aerendyl: Oh shit. It sure has the fucking drip.
Aragorn: this is gas sliding this is gotta be gas sliding this is gotta be gas sliding I swear
Aerendyl: Damn son, where’d you find that?
Shain: I’m not working.
Shain: Where would you find this?
Aerendyl: Oh dude, how can you look so good?
DM: It is.
Aragorn: dog I know I do thank you Nate this is why I love you
Shain: We’re not.
Aerendyl: It’s actually not.
DM: We’re not gaslighting.
Caitlin: Ender der Gaslighting, you look like shit.
DM: We swear.
Shain: Counter-stall.
Caitlin: I’ll be honest with you, Andrew.
DM: They don’t.
Caitlin: You’re welcome.
Aerendyl: Oh, so it’s not out yet.
Caitlin: Love you too, Cookie.
DM: He’s actually the only one that’s flying, but it’s fine.
Shain: You can ask me to take a lot of things.
DM: It is very busy.
DM: Everybody’s setting things up, getting things ready, making deals for vocation, some place things.
Aerendyl: I’m not done yet.
DM: No, no, no.
DM: It’s four days until it happens.
DM: It’s for all of its purposes.
Caitlin: Broadway.
DM: Essentially, these this event is in a way sacred.
Caitlin: Broadway.
DM: You don’t start the event early, even if you have everything set up and ready for it.
Caitlin: Broadway.
Shain: Open your conference.
DM: It’s just kind of an unspoken role that you wait for that day and only that day to actually begin the thing.
DM: So what did you guys want to do now that you’re here?
Aragorn: yeah I don’t think it’s a celebration I think it’s more just like a huge shopping
DM: So correct.
Caitlin: Warum ist keine undercover Station geholfen dieicas Wyme gewinnen?
Caitlin: Wozu tut ihrORE Telekom, war es einfach, um mal die Auswendung neben den Febeepingern her zu scoresen?
Shain: Magic rolls.
Shain: Kind of bizarre if you ask me.
Caitlin: Und beastset die von der mund guter werden die toimig iht equipmentig!
Aerendyl: Yeah.
Caitlin: Also, diese Typhïde kommmoi’ an diehin leavieren!
Caitlin: Für das Major jetzt noch MILRIW heft sealer,
Caitlin: weil hier nicht zwe discussing bombs victory baut,
DM: Last session.
Caitlin: und vor dünn tut ihr mir mein Kais heated speedouflage gaben.
DM: Yeah.
Caitlin: Denn natürlich supremik jobsLikeVasier geht hierunterran!
DM: Last session you guys spoke to whatever her name was.
DM: She explained that it’s kind of a yearly festival.
DM: The only reason that it even happens the day that it does is because it kind of stars at the usually they’re shooting stars or stuff like that in the sky.
Aerendyl: Money.
DM: So it’s called the starlight bizarre, but there’s no real celebration of anything in particular.
DM: It just happens to fall in that day.
Aragorn: I’m
Caitlin: wie machen wir die treasuren Mack before?
Caitlin: Wieso sind wir klar gemacht ab, dass er die maitschied holistic ist in die nächsten 3-4 days nicht wieder.
Aerendyl: No, I need to buy shit.
DM: Four days.
Shain: So depending on so we’re in an in right now, correct? And we bought we had like a couple days where Andrew bought like a crap ton of days in the.
Aragorn: cock Holmes.
DM: You bought eight days.
Shain: Yeah.
DM: So the bizarre is in four days.
Aragorn: Yeah.
Shain: Yeah, so plenty of time.
DM: I will repeat this.
Aragorn: Ahahaha.
DM: Things are gathered from all over the world, both the discovered and undiscovered world.
Caitlin: Hey, Dweggen.
DM: So there are high value items all around the nation.
DM: People definitely come here to sell and trade all types of items.
Aragorn: Holy Robin however you turn
Caitlin: Hey, Dweggen.
Caitlin: Dweggen, you got any plans for today?
Caitlin: Okay.
Caitlin: I need to go get money.
Shain: I’ll go.
Caitlin: I need to go make some money.
Shain: I’ll go.
DM: No, you can’t just rob people now because you’re not here anymore.
Caitlin: I’m aware of that.
Caitlin: I’m aware of that, but I can do what I did as an alert, which was like bounty boards.
Shain: After they got after they got killed by a dragon they got their rights together.
Caitlin: I assume there’s bounty boards.
Caitlin: I assume they don’t just have perfect no crime rate.
Aragorn: Yeah, it is.
DM: Well.
Caitlin: That’s not a real thing.
Caitlin: Other bounty boards?
Aragorn: No, no, I totally saved them.
Shain: Mm-hmm.
Shain: Totally, totally.
Aragorn: Okay.
Caitlin: That’s just a fucking perfect.
DM: No, hang on one second.
Shain: Uh.
Caitlin: There’s no way.
Caitlin: Some perfect immune civilization.
Aragorn: Okay.
Caitlin: I need to go hunt down some bucks and make some money.
Shain: We’re pretty sure everyone has access to magic so I’m assuming therefore either crown right is upwards down.
Aragorn: Okay.
Caitlin: That’s kind of what I’m thinking.
DM: Okay.
Caitlin: I’m thinking it’s either like ridiculously high or actually non-existent.
DM: Essentially it’s non-existent.
Aragorn: Okay.
DM: The current has an extremely powerful military and that military serves as the guard as well.
Shain: Yeah.
DM: So crime is very rare and the times that does happen usually the criminals are caught very quickly.
Caitlin: I have to som보다.
Caitlin: Viewers.
Shain: Um, can I go like depending on if it’s easy enough can I go knock on Andrews in door I guess.
DM: Of course you can.
Shain: I’ll just go.
Shain: Uh, may I come in for a minute?
Caitlin: That’s awesome.
Aragorn: Sure.
Shain: Do I.
Shain: I’ll just if it’s open and I’ll open the door it’s not locked yet.
Aragorn: Okay.
Caitlin: ém
Shain: All right.
Caitlin: und
Aragorn: Okay.
Shain: If there’s a place to sit I’ll sit down like thank you. I just wanted to speak for a moment.
Shain: This bizarre that is happening.
Shain: I’m familiar with what’s happening and what’s going on here like it’s nothing unusual.
DM: You would be familiar with the concept your nation did not celebrate it, but it what did happen.
Shain: Uh.
Caitlin: He, he is actually like an inch and a half away from you like.
DM: Of course, and bond rent, neighboring kingdom.
Shain: Mm.
DM: So you are familiar with the concept at least.
Aragorn: Okay.
DM: Thank you.
Shain: Okay.
Shain: Um, then my question would be, uh, what is our first step to why looking at me like that.
Shain: What’s our first.
Shain: Yeah, right.
Shain: Uh, well, I’m wondering how we’re going to help your kingdom and get you back in the seat.
Aragorn: Well, first off, I don’t know what happened to God in order.
DM: Thank you.
Shain: Uh.
Aragorn: So I got to figure that out first.
Shain: You mean like the whole like didn’t the game in the whole thing about getting attacked by attack by goblins and things like.
Aragorn: Yeah, I don’t really know what happened to the rest of the kingdom.
Shain: Oh.
Caitlin: Ich möchte daran, dass du hier an stainlessen pineapple Zhi schräg auch mal kimmerstern hast.
Aragorn: So my assumption was beating with the higher ups myself.
Shain: Yeah, I mean I’ll accompany you. I’m sure if that’s fine.
Aragorn: Oh yeah, that’s fine.
Caitlin: Nein!
DM: Thank you.
Shain: Last week.
Caitlin: mein
Shain: All right, I’ll uh, shake your hand and be like, well, wherever you go, I’m following.
Aragorn: Yeah!
Caitlin: mag
Aragorn: Man, the guy made down.
Caitlin: mag anmeinander
Shain: I’ll look at you and like, by the way, last thing, if per chance I die in the Doha Kehijun is out and about you have about a minute.
Caitlin: wundersicht
Shain: Outside of that.
DM: Thank you.
Shain: I’m sorry.
Caitlin: wah
Caitlin: Oh, but that’s not math bro.
Aragorn: Yeah, no, no, yeah, yeah.
Aragorn: A minute. I only need 30 seconds.
Shain: It doesn’t even know. He’s like goes right over his head on that.
Aragorn: Actually, I only need two.
Shain: You’re good.
Aragorn: One to get out.
Shain: You’re gonna need more.
Aragorn: Two to eat.
Shain: Two seconds. Okay, good.
Shain: Want to get in.
Shain: Oh.
Shain: Error going never went to school. He grew up in the woods.
Aragorn: One to the world.
DM: Thank you.
Shain: All right, it’s not basically Shane is accompanying you wherever you go.
Aragorn: And I got two bitches following me.
Caitlin:
Aragorn: I got a boy toy and I got whatever the fuck made us.
DM: Okay.
Shain: Drew.
Aragorn: I mean, I can’t call him Nate a boy toy because he’s not a boy toy.
Shain: You are a leader now, officially Andrew.
DM: Thank you.
Shain: Uh oh. Uh oh.
DM: It’s just the one of the crap.
Shain: I rolled on the table.
Shain: I rolled on the table. I got a one when I put my spell on me.
Aragorn: A woman. I can’t really say girl toy.
DM: You wrote a who now what now.
Caitlin: Hörminent madness, you can never remember your own name, permanent madness.
Aragorn: I can’t call him Nate.
Shain: I don’t know. I don’t know if you want to use 25 or if you want to roll your own, but.
Shain: Yeah.
Shain: I don’t know.
Caitlin: 3800 Calories a day.
Aragorn: I can’t.
Shain: Ah.
Aragorn: Yeah, average to wagon moment.
Shain: Average.
Shain: No.
Aragorn: Fat fuck.
Caitlin: Über die Bundeskälle.
Aragorn: Lizzo’s losing weight.
Aragorn: Lizzo’s losing weight.
DM: Thank you.
Shain: I was gonna say, Lizzo.
Aragorn: You can’t say that anymore. Zebra cakes.
Caitlin: Wir kommen auf die Bundeskälle.
Shain: I love zeiriks.
Shain: Shooosh.
Caitlin: Blessede corpses …
Caitlin: Fuckin Cosmic Browning ist still the most superior one.
Shain: Hmm.
Aragorn: Oh, meal cream pies.
Shain: Hmm. I kind of like a neutral cosmic brownie.
Aragorn: What are you fucking 60?
Shain: It wasn’t bad.
Caitlin: Close second is the fucking oatmeal cream pies.
Shain: It wasn’t great.
Shain: Nutty buddy bars?
Aragorn: Yeah, they’re good, but they’re not the second best.
DM: Thank you.
Caitlin: Not a peanut butter person.
Caitlin: Dude, they’re so good!
Aragorn: No, the Christmas cakes are first best fucker.
Caitlin: Yeah, they are.
DM: No, no, no, I’m sorry.
Caitlin: But anyway, for Zulfund.
Aragorn: Is him floating?
Shain: Anyways, what did I implode next to Andrew or something?
Caitlin: 그렇지, 그렇지.
Shain: What happened to me?
DM: I’m sorry.
Shain: Oh, oh.
Shain: Oh, no, good.
DM: It required another role.
Shain: Oh.
DM: So for the next 24 hours, anytime you go to say something, it’s delayed by five minutes.
Caitlin: Uh, oh God.
Shain: What?
Aragorn: So flux or so so Shane.
Shain: For the next how long?
Caitlin: Ich bin jetzt in der Nähe.
Shain: Oh, I.
DM: Good luck for the rest of the day.
Shain: Yeah.
Aragorn: What are you going to get at this bizarre?
Shain: I’m, I don’t know, I’m just looking for magic items, I guess, and wants.
Aragorn: Yeah, yeah.
Shain: Does, does he?
DM: This is this is this is the question.
DM: Did Andrew just stand there just.
DM: When it finally came through or.
Caitlin: Okay.
DM: Just said there like a straight face just.
Shain: So wait, hang on.
Aragorn: So invincible.
Shain: Now, this is bad.
Aragorn: Yeah, yeah.
Shain: Okay, good.
Aragorn: This took 10 whole minutes.
DM: If you want, you know, you could still rebarbs it.
Shain: Fine.
Shain: Okay.
Aragorn: Silver bars.
Shain: That’s too late.
DM: What?
Shain: It’s technically too late because you’re the DM.
Shain: I can’t still read.
Aragorn: I’m a fighter, but so very barbs.
Caitlin: Jetzt wieder겠es Video.
DM: What?
Aragorn: Does it work?
DM: What?
DM: Well, you’re rolling against your own magic going haywire.
Caitlin: Jetzteras Video.
Shain: So if I chronal shifted it, would that work?
Caitlin: Jetzt wieder Campiasedrafen.
DM: I mean, I forgot exactly what chrono shift does.
Caitlin: Jetzt wieder Happen bedspritzen.
Aragorn: Yeah.
Caitlin: Jetzt wieder Happenudes estrogen.
Shain: Re-rolls an ability check or saving throw an attack roll?
Caitlin: Jetzt wieder Happenudes
DM: Yeah, sure, because that makes it more fun.
Shain: Yeah, we roll out.
Shain: I don’t want to have it five minute delay.
DM: Yeah, yeah, yeah, by the way, that was the absolute worst it could be.
DM: The average role is supposed to be like literally 60 seconds.
Shain: Oh.
DM: I just, you just got really bad.
Caitlin: ρη.
DM: Really good role is depending on once.
Shain: Hmm.
Shain: Imagine that a wild magic search.
DM: That.
Shain: Want me to reroll it or you roll it?
Aragorn: Yeah.
DM: You were roll it’s more funny that way.
Shain: Okay.
Shain: 42.
Shain: Huh?
DM: A 42, okay.
Aragorn: Yeah.
DM: 42 every 10 seconds you can see time from 10 years ago.
Aragorn: Yeah.
Shain: What?
Caitlin: Okay, how long is this like 40 seconds of normal?
DM: That could be useful actually.
Aragorn: Yeah.
DM: Every 10 seconds he sees time 10 years ago.
Shain: What are you?
Shain: Is that go?
Aragorn: Yeah.
Caitlin: Is this like 40 seconds of normality and then 40 seconds of he’s now in the past?
DM: God or felt many years ago.
Shain: Yeah.
Aragorn: Yeah.
Caitlin: Or is it just 40 seconds and then like a second and then like another 40 seconds?
Aragorn: Yeah.
DM: It’s 10 seconds then one second then 10 seconds.
Shain: I guess we’ll find out.
Caitlin: Oh, 10 seconds.
Caitlin: Okay, okay.
DM: For the record, a lot of these punishments were designed around combat.
Shain: So, and instead of just looking at engine, really, all right,
Caitlin: Look, what time can I get 40 from?
Aragorn: Yeah.
Shain: right over and over you are.
Shain: Oh my gosh.
Shain: What?
Aragorn: Yeah.
DM: So this would for all of his purposes give you disadvantage on almost everything that you wanted to do.
Aragorn: Yeah.
DM: But whenever you’re using it just passively and role play, I have to slightly modify it to make it match.
Aragorn: Yeah.
DM: Yeah.
Shain: Cool. So now I’m just going to watch it.
Caitlin: Okay, so I’m going to see Anders.
Aragorn: Damn.
Aragorn: I guess I guess we should find the others.
Aragorn: Where could they be?
Aragorn: I guess we should find the others.
Caitlin: Whenever I wake up, I’m going to see Anders.
Caitlin: I need to have a little chat with them, but I don’t know if I run into the both of them.
Shain: The door is open as you hear a slight.
Aragorn: Do I get to?
Caitlin: That’s fine if that happens.
Caitlin: I assume so if I’m going there right when I wake up.
Aragorn: I swear when it’s your turn if you want to go see me,
DM: Okay, that’s the statement.
Shain: You just hear in like a slight.
Aragorn: I’m going to kick you.
Aragorn: Good boy.
Caitlin: What am I walking into? What am I seeing?
Aragorn: Name a badge number.
Aragorn: Cool.
Caitlin: I used to…
Aragorn: I’m sorry.
Caitlin: Hello.
Aragorn: I said.
DM: I don’t want to be here no more row.
Shain: You mean it was?
Caitlin: Hello.
Aragorn: I said.
Shain: All right.
Shain: Go ahead and make it.
Caitlin: I’m just knocking on the open doorway like the… Hey, are we chill?
Shain: Hey, come on in.
Aragorn: No.
Shain: I think.
Caitlin: I’m not interrupting anything here, am I?
Shain: I hope not.
Shain: Oh, wow.
Shain: 40 years ago they discovered bread here.
Aragorn: How did you know that?
Shain: Huh?
Shain: Oh, 10 years.
Aragorn: How did you just like bread?
Shain: Don’t worry about it.
Aragorn: Shame.
Caitlin: You fucking… You fucking with a bread home slash?
Shain: I don’t know what I’m seeing.
Aragorn: What do you mean you don’t know what you’re seeing?
Caitlin: You fucking with a bread home slash?
Shain: Sometimes I just something happened.
Shain: I’ll be quiet now.
Aragorn: Do you mean something happened?
Caitlin: I’m just knocking on the open door.
Shain: I’ll just look at them and be like, we’re talking.
Shain: I might hurt.
Aragorn: I said.
DM: Oh gosh.
Aragorn: I said.
Aragorn: I said.
Caitlin: Sorry.
Aragorn: I said.
Caitlin: Sorry.
Aragorn: I said.
Caitlin: Sorry.
Aragorn: I was planning on going with Shane here to discuss with the higher ups to see what has happened.
Caitlin: Sorry.
Caitlin: Sorry.
Caitlin: Sorry.
Caitlin: Sorry.
Caitlin: Sorry.
Caitlin: Sorry.
Aragorn: I do not.
Caitlin: Sorry.
Aragorn: Hmm.
Caitlin: Sorry.
Caitlin: Sorry.
Aragorn: I don’t think so either.
Caitlin: Sorry.
Caitlin: Sorry.
Caitlin: Sorry.
Aragorn: Definitely not here.
Caitlin: Sorry.
Aragorn: I’m not here.
Shain: Not in these parts traveler.
Caitlin: Sorry.
Caitlin: Should I… Do you want me to try and…
Aragorn: I’m not here.
Caitlin: to recon for you figure out what happened to Gondor?
Aragorn: I’m not here.
Caitlin: Maybe well amount today or…
Caitlin: Sexually.
Aragorn: I’m not here.
Caitlin: I need to see…
Aragorn: I believe he’s in his room eating these drapes of cakes he got from the bakery.
Shain: Seabirdunks.
Caitlin: I need to go speak with Aaron Dill before he heads off somewhere,
Shain: but
Caitlin: so I’ll leave you to you a bit devices.
DM: I really thought you’re about to say eat and these knots.
Caitlin: Hey.
DM: I eat.
Aragorn: I saw him buy a box of striped cakes yesterday.
Caitlin: Listen, Flux, I need you to go distract Aaron Dill.
DM: I eat.
DM: I eat.
Caitlin: Andrew, I need you to stay here and help me.
Caitlin: I’m going to cast some in Steed,
Caitlin: and we’re going to get a horse.
Aragorn: Oh.
DM: I eat.
Caitlin: I’m going to get a horse.
Aragorn: Do you actually have someone see?
Caitlin: Yeah, I do actually have some in Steed.
DM: It shows it for just this one and only reason.
Aragorn: Hey.
DM: Yeah.
Aragorn: Butter.
Caitlin: I’m going to cast some in Steed.
Aragorn: What if I, what if, hmm.
Shain: So.
Aragorn: How many people are in this end?
DM: I mean, the end is relatively modest size.
Aragorn: Like how many rooms?
DM: So I mean, there’s like maybe eight or nine rooms a total.
Aragorn: Okay.
Aragorn: I’m not here.
DM: You shouldn’t.
Aragorn: I need to find a reason to put dead rabbit parkuses in Dwayne’s room.
DM: Actually, you don’t need to find a reason to do that.
Caitlin: Crev!
DM: I can confidently say that.
Aragorn: Is there is there a window in an air knows room?
DM: The door is locked.
Aragorn: I’m going to go to air knows room.
DM: Oh my gosh.
Caitlin: der
Caitlin: fauc pics
Aragorn: I mean.
Caitlin: und
Shain: Oh.
Caitlin: rund umfang
Aragorn: I’m going to throw a rabbit carcass at his window like you throw pebbles to get someone’s attention at the window.
Caitlin: EP Nicole
DM: Oh my gosh.
Aragorn: Grab it by the ears start swinging it.
DM: Oh my gosh.
Aragorn: I’m going to throw a rabbit carcass at the window.
Shain: Before you leave, Caitlin, uh, this is looking any better and I just hold up my hand with the scar, not scar tissue, whatever happened to me like the.
DM: I’m sorry.
Caitlin: paste
Shain: Whatever she did to my hand last the girl.
Caitlin: … vielleicht wir die Blasen swoją
DM: So black.
Shain: I.
DM: What are you trying to do?
DM: It does look slightly better. Yeah.
DM: I mean, I mean, she already tried to heal it a bit and then gave him an ointment to try to continue to heal it.
Shain: Oh, yeah.
Caitlin: das
DM: You could attempt to in addition like use some type of holy magic or whatever to try to do it.
Shain: Oh, we.
DM: But last time you did that, you just kind of burned his fingers.
Shain: You did, but in the process.
DM: You did, but it hurt him a lot.
Shain: Now we.
Caitlin: Mhm.
Caitlin: Mhm.
Caitlin: Mhm.
Shain: If there’s something you can do, then it’s fine, but.
Caitlin: Mhm.
Caitlin: What do you, what do you think, Flux?
Caitlin: What’s your call?
Caitlin: Do you want me to, if you want me to try it,
Shain: I’m just going to deal with the one that I want any chemical explosion reaction to happen.
Caitlin: if you don’t want me to, I want.
Caitlin: I can be a fully water.
Caitlin: You want to mix it with holy water and see if that does a difference.
Shain: I’ll get my hand in the holy water if you got in that holy water.
DM: I’m sorry.
Caitlin: Yeah, I can fucking.
Caitlin: Well, I’ll have, I’ll have holy water by tonight because I’ll cast fucking start ritual casting ceremony.
Caitlin: I’ll have it at some point.
Shain: Is this holy water from an Amazon Twitch drop?
Aragorn: It’s like licking his fingers.
Shain: The Catholic turnings.
Aragorn: I recognize it anyway.
Aragorn: Is this a non-denominational holy water?
Shain: All right.
Caitlin: Mhm.
Aragorn: It’s a non-denominational holy water.
Shain: Oh, your cats just jumping from the window.
Shain: That was unexpected.
Shain: I thought someone was breaking in.
Aerendyl: Holy water is just nuns piss.
Shain: I really thought.
DM: It does that.
Shain: Okay.
Shain: Kveda was and I see there’s a two inch millimeter hole.
Aragorn: When I spread the wickets, I’m watching something.
Caitlin: Mhm.
DM: All right.
Aragorn: A Charlie!
DM: I did okay. Thanks.
Aerendyl: Anyways, I’m packing up to ready to go on a journey.
Caitlin: Mhm.
DM: Are you ready?
Aragorn: Oh, okay, do I know that?
DM: All right.
Aragorn: Do you want to build a snowman?
DM: Oh, before he leaves.
Caitlin: Mhm.
DM: Okay. You’re not sure why not.
Shain: Yes, I’m going actually I do.
Aragorn: By minute response.
Caitlin: Back back.
Caitlin: Night, night, night.
Aerendyl: Oh, is it.
Shain: I’m going to.
DM: Great.
Caitlin: It’s just me.
Aerendyl: Oh, to you.
Shain: Open slowly.
Caitlin: Should I be threatened?
Caitlin: Should I feel worried?
DM: Thank you.
Aerendyl: No.
Shain: It’s.
Caitlin: We put the sword down please.
Caitlin: Oh, I just curious what you plans for today.
Aerendyl: Yeah.
Aerendyl: I’m going to go look through town.
Caitlin: I’m going to make an opportunity to go make some money.
Aragorn: I mean your wife.
DM: Thank you.
Aerendyl: I don’t need money.
Caitlin: Understandably so.
Caitlin: I wasn’t asking you to join me.
Caitlin: Do I have an other question if the answer is no, then I’ll leave it be.
Caitlin: You’re to the nature of what I’m doing.
DM: Thank you.
Caitlin: Would you be if you were not planning on using your sword,
Caitlin: would you be opposed if I borrowed it?
Caitlin: Your sword sword.
Caitlin: Understand.
Caitlin: Understandable.
Caitlin: Do you have like a normal long sword?
Caitlin: I can’t spell.
Caitlin: Okay.
Aragorn: Why can’t Caitlin’s flirting?
DM: All right.
Caitlin: Um.
Shain: She wants that sword.
Aragorn: Oh, dude.
DM: All right.
Caitlin: Do you have a long sword?
Aragorn: It’s not long.
Caitlin: I can’t spell.
DM: All right.
DM: All right.
Caitlin: Huh?
DM: All right.
Caitlin: I remember doing you a long sword.
Aerendyl: I don’t have a name.
Caitlin: Let’s get confused.
Caitlin: Oh, oh, oh.
Caitlin: God knows how to.
Caitlin: From God knows how long ago.
Caitlin: Now, I appreciate the effort.
Caitlin: If you have about five, ten minutes to kill before you then off into the town.
Aragorn: Because he’s 2010 he’s 10 and so the
Caitlin: Understandable.
DM: All right.
Aragorn: time was公 Lev.
Caitlin: Do your thing.
Caitlin: I’m just going to turn and start walking downstairs.
DM: All right.
Shain: Are you stealing my heart?
Caitlin: Well, while I’m going off to put her, I want to go to the most populated location in town.
DM: All right.
Aragorn: Yeah, they mit is by himself now on his own endeavours.
Shain: Your trap from another car.
Shain: It’s okay.
Aragorn: What was that?
DM: All right.
Shain: What my love.
Caitlin: Um.
DM: Okay.
Caitlin: And while I’m walking there, somebody else can do something because I need to be able to.
Shain: Hang on.
Aerendyl: If you’re curious.
DM: All right.
Aerendyl: If you’re curious of what I’m trying to do about her, I’m literally just trying to see if I can scout out where the.
DM: Where are the fingers?
Aerendyl: Yeah.
DM: Oh, oh, oh, the fingers.
DM: Hey, hey, they’re the fingers discount.
Aerendyl: I’m calling them the fingers discount.
Caitlin: Understandable.
Aerendyl: I’m the boss.
DM: Well, you know, I can’t control what you do, but don’t claim that I’m the one that named them.
Aerendyl: You called them the fingers space discount fingers for short.
DM: Okay.
Aerendyl: Also, if I happen to spot any cobalts, let me know.
DM: Okay. Just because I did that does not mean that it’s again.
DM: So you’re just doing general like looking around.
Aerendyl: Surveillance looking around hood is up so that like people can’t see my face directly.
Shain: Very good.
Shain: Bye everybody.
Aerendyl: And then like, you know, if I see any cobalts, let me know.
Aerendyl: Let’s chat up a conversation with the squabbles.
Shain: Thank you.
DM: I got you. I got you.
DM: All right.
DM: Well, I mean, unfortunately, you know, you’re not, I will just stick with you for now, I guess, because of reasons.
DM: Unfortunately, you’re not really able to find the, the fingers discount.
DM: At least nobody seems to react to your, your thing.
Aerendyl: Yeah.
DM: But you are able to spot a couple of cobalts.
Shain: Bye.
DM: They, they are currently in kind of the small corner of a kind of open, like courtyard type thing.
DM: That’s kind of an opened up for people to set up shops.
DM: And they’re currently setting up basically a, a small stand where they were planning to sell some merchandise.
DM: They don’t have any merchandise on there right now. They’re just trying to get the stand up.
Shain: Bye.
DM: And they’re currently having trouble mainly because of their height with getting the canopy to actually, you know, go over the stick and stay there.
DM: So they’re kind of like doing the whole like on each other’s shoulders.
DM: Like weird thing trying to get it to hold on.
Aerendyl: How bad are these struggling?
DM: A lot.
DM: You notice them a couple of minutes ago as you kind of walked into the courtyard and they’re still struggling.
DM: You’re going to go help them.
Aerendyl: I don’t go help them.
DM: You are such a nice person.
DM: Cough, cough, everyone else.
DM: Oh my gosh.
Aerendyl: I’m doing this for alternative motives.
Aragorn: Hey, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. I’m a nice person. I’m just a racist.
Shain: Whoa.
Aerendyl: Off-coff, Nate, Nader.
Shain: Whoa.
Aragorn: Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
DM: That, that, that sounds like a racial slur. I didn’t even get a lie.
Aerendyl: What?
Aragorn: It’s a migratial slurs that I made for Nate.
Aerendyl: Yeah.
DM: All right.
Aragorn: Listen here, oven dodger.
DM: Well, you never, you walk up. I mean, it’s not very tall. Like the stand only goes up like maybe seven feet.
DM: So it’s pretty easy for you to just kind of reach up and grab it.
DM: But for them, they’re, they’re currently a three stalls, three tall stack of cobbles right now.
Aragorn: I’m so mower.
Aerendyl: Okay.
DM: That is trying to hold it.
DM: So you’re very easily able to do that.
DM: Are you going to walk up as anything or you’re just going to go up there and just grab it for them?
Aerendyl: I’ll walk up, but not like in like a sneaky way.
DM: Okay. Okay. Okay. So, so you’re not like necessarily going to directly say anything, but you’re going to.
Aerendyl: So like, if they turn around, they’ll see me coming.
Aerendyl: And I’ll just go hold it from.
Aerendyl: I’m letting my presence be known like beforehand.
DM: Well, whenever you kind of hold it, they all kind of like.
DM: You know how whenever the bottom of somebody reacts in the top reacts even more in the top reacts even more.
DM: That’s essentially what happened as the guy in the bottom did not see you coming.
DM: So they all like almost fall over.
DM: But with you holding it there, they quickly are able to kind of pin it around the thing and they all plop down.
DM: And then they just kind of turn and say, well, thank you so much.
DM: Yes, yes, we are. Most people aren’t aware. They believe with monsters.
Aerendyl: No problem.
DM: People have to be in attack three times, but other than that, we’re very appreciative.
DM: The guy that’s on the bottom just kind of lifts up his very like makeshift shirt.
DM: Because they they all kind of look more on the poor side. They’re wearing very raggedy clothes.
Aerendyl: Oh.
DM: But it kind of pulls up his kind of raggedy shirt and there’s like a slash of a dagger wound.
Shain: Right.
Shain: Wow.
DM: And he says, well, you know, some people don’t really understand that we’re not hostile.
Aerendyl: Oh.
DM: They see that we have cards of items and they think we stole them.
Aerendyl: Oh, that is.
Aerendyl: That is upsetting to hear.
Aerendyl: I’m sorry that you had to experience that.
DM: Not as many are very knowledgeable of cobalt. How did you know?
Shain: I better squabbled.
Aerendyl: Well, can you keep a secret?
DM: Sorry, Fox.
Aerendyl: Can you keep a secret?
DM: He says, he kind of looks around and goes, I’m great at secrets.
Aerendyl: Inside check first.
DM: All right, all right.
Aerendyl: And great and secrets.
Aerendyl: Okay.
DM: No worry. He sucks at whatever he’s doing.
Shain: Hey.
DM: That was almost too close.
DM: That’s real. 20. My guy certainly believes he can hold a secret.
DM: And by my guy, I mean all three of them because they’re all kind of like around like just nodding.
DM: For the record, I should note, they are independent cobalts, but they have been talking and almost finishing each other’s sentences type thing.
Aerendyl: I’m going to be like.
Aerendyl: Oh.
DM: It’s where it’s almost like one conversation. Think of that or like animal crossing with the they’re just kind of on the same.
Aerendyl: I think of the three dwarfs from from slime.
DM: On the same wavelength type thing.
Aerendyl: If you can keep a secret, you see, I think I’ve, I think I’ve been to your home nation.
DM: They kind of like pause for a second. They glance at each other and they look back and very unconvincingly say, home nation.
Aerendyl: Is.
DM: We don’t have one of those.
Aerendyl: Oh, yes.
DM: They’ll like to look at turn to each other and they go in like they kind of like jump up like grab your collar and pull you down further and say, how do you know that?
Aerendyl: Okay.
Aerendyl: I met one of your kind there above.
Shain: Here’s perfectly content where where she was.
Aerendyl: No, it was under.
DM: I was just kind of glance at each other.
Aerendyl: We were like in a mineshaft.
Aerendyl: And then we’re like, we met her.
Aerendyl: And she was like, I want to go home.
Aerendyl: I don’t know actually think that’s how that happened.
DM: They’re just quiet for a second before they kind of like loosen their grip on your on your shirt.
DM: I would say, well, regardless. Thank you for your help.
Aerendyl: Yes.
Aerendyl: I mean.
DM: I’d love to ask you more questions, but as you can see we’re very busy and this area is very busy and.
Aerendyl: Oh, yes.
Aerendyl: I have one singular question.
DM: Of course, of course.
Aerendyl: Are you opening your opening up a stall here?
Aerendyl: Clearly.
Aerendyl: Any chance will you be selling any of those special stones?
DM: Are you going to like winger anything or are you just going to say special stones?
Aerendyl: I’ll do a wink.
DM: What appears to be almost the older one. He’s a little bit taller, maybe a little bit more authority.
Aerendyl: Okay.
DM: He kind of says, well, we were going to sell precious stones.
Aerendyl: You want me to say the actual name of these special stones?
DM: What kind of special stones that you want?
Aragorn: You’re smart.
Shain: Do.
Aragorn: You’re smart.
DM: Oh, the special stones kind of like looks around, make sure that absolutely no one is listening.
Aerendyl: Yes.
Aragorn: You’re smart.
DM: Feedback yet tonight after dark.
Aragorn: You’re smart.
Aragorn: Are you buying fucking crack?
Aerendyl: Here after dark.
Shain: It’s basically.
Aragorn: Are you buying D&D fentanyl in heroin?
DM: That’s exactly what he’s buying.
Aerendyl: I won’t.
Aragorn: I’m so mower.
DM: After dark don’t be late. The gods will let us in here after dark. So we have to sneak in.
Aerendyl: Okay.
Aragorn: I ductile it.
DM: And then they kind of just all kind of call.
Aerendyl: I’m going to make my escape.
DM: Thank you again. Thank you. Please come again.
Aerendyl: Oh, no problem.
DM: Okay, now back to the other people.
Aragorn: Thank you.
Aragorn: I have C-Plan.
DM: Andrew, did you have a plan? Did you need more time to think about this?
Aragorn: All right.
DM: Okay, what we got here.
Aragorn: So is Judy Carb run by A-Kane?
DM: What we got here is not run by a king.
Aragorn: It’s a government.
DM: Bond trend is entirely a direct.
Aragorn: It’s a government.
DM: A direct democracy. The people vote on all issues.
Aragorn: Oh, is it?
DM: So there isn’t a direct pert there is not a direct king or anything like that.
Aragorn: Is there like a parliament or a president?
DM: Unfortunately, you would not really know you can certainly ask people though.
Aragorn: I’m a president.
Aragorn: I’m a president.
Aragorn: I’m a president.
Aragorn: Yeah.
DM: I’m not going to.
Aerendyl: You just got a pamphlet.
Aragorn: I’m a ask the end queue.
Aragorn: I haven’t been here before.
Aerendyl: Are you red and blue?
Aerendyl: Are you yellow and black?
Shain: Do you have a green party?
Aragorn: I’m a blue state.
Aerendyl: They’re eating the dogs.
Aragorn: Do you like the gays or do you like tariffs?
DM: I’m not going to be eating the.
Aragorn: They’re eating the dogs.
Aerendyl: He’s sleeping through.
Aragorn: Bogom or dog?
Aragorn: It’s like a whole fucking car.
Shain: Yes.
DM: The.
DM: And I’m sorry, let me pull it. So just make sure I get the correct numbers.
Aragorn: It’s like a hundred fifty people.
Aragorn: I’m a blue state.
Aerendyl: Is that Martha Stewart?
DM: The.
DM: The inkeeper kind of says, oh, well, we don’t have a king or anything like that.
Aerendyl: Yes.
DM: Every city in Bond trend votes on the issues whenever they arise.
DM: And then everything else is controlled by magic.
DM: Although, unfortunately, we’ve not been able to vote yet, but that’s changing this year.
Shain: That’s kind of weird.
Aragorn: Okay.
DM: Well, to vote with it, we require a special statue.
Aragorn: What do you mean you haven’t been able to vote?
DM: It’s the conduit for the voting magic.
Aragorn: Oh, so like you guys have a poll.
DM: Since.
Aragorn: You guys have a poll system.
Aragorn: Pretty much.
DM: Kind of, yes.
Aragorn: Okay.
DM: Unfortunately, according to Bond trends laws and previous regulations, since we were absorbed, it was.
Aragorn: Okay.
DM: It was a very long tedious process, but eventually it was decided that we would be getting our own statue.
Caitlin: Yes.
Aragorn: That’s first.
DM: Everybody is very excited. It’s actually going to be installed the day before the bizarre.
Caitlin: Yes.
DM: So we’ll finally be part of the democracy.
Caitlin: Yes.
Aragorn: Well, we are staying for the bizarre.
Shain: Wow.
Caitlin: Yes.
Aragorn: So I’ll be a part of that democracy as well.
Aragorn: I’m going to ruin this place.
Caitlin: Yes.
DM: Oh, no, that’s the wonderful part. Even visitors are allowed to vote.
Caitlin: Yes.
Shain: Wow.
Caitlin: Yes.
Caitlin: Ihr habt das.
DM: I’m sorry.
Caitlin: Allright, Leute, Listen up, everybody.
Caitlin: Neue objective ballot fraud.
Aragorn: I’m brainstorming blocks.
Caitlin: Neue.
Shain: All right.
Aragorn: No, no, no.
Aragorn: I’m going to enjoy the army.
Shain: Yes.
Caitlin: Der
Aragorn: Yes.
Aragorn: Yes.
Aragorn: Vote me, Kang.
Shain: Yes.
Aragorn: Do you have the currency flux?
Aragorn: Yeah.
DM: Well, yes, we obviously have a military.
Aragorn: Um, where do you guys have like a governing army of sorts?
Caitlin: ATU- отдwei.
Caitlin: Das ist ein sehr guter Foto.
Aragorn: Not a governing, but do you have like a main militia?
Caitlin: Ich habe es nicht mehr zu tun.
Aragorn: What do you know?
Aragorn: Cheeky chicken.
DM: Oh, yes.
Aragorn: Steve’s not a chicken.
Aragorn: Anyways, do you have any posts for signups for this army?
DM: Are you looking to enlist?
Aragorn: Or I am.
DM: I know they’re always looking for talented individuals.
DM: Yes. Well, fortunately, actual legislation was passed about two months ago, requiring all businesses to keep the sign-up sheets on the metal time.
Aragorn: Oh.
Shain: I have asthma account.
Caitlin: Deswegen geht es heute mal.
DM: And she kind of hands you the sign-up sheet.
Caitlin: Das ganze Mal schon bald
DM: It’s relatively basic. It kind of just says your name, list of skills, date of birth, the whole nine yards.
Aragorn: I’m going to be a part of that.
Caitlin: schweifle ich noch einen Simpson.
Shain: Air Force.
Caitlin: Ich möchte noch einen Simpson noch weiter substances essen.
Caitlin: んなlerin und�ing heißt das Delaware.
Caitlin: Ja, zuальной.
Caitlin: Teile.
Shain: I’m not going to be able to do that.
Caitlin: Sie müssen vom Halberingen sein.
DM: I love how quickly the plan changed from raising the dead to infiltrate the military.
Aragorn: Mm-hmm.
Caitlin: Sie müssen vom Halberingen gehen.
Aragorn: Let me come to general.
Caitlin: Zucles uses요 식rates.
Caitlin: bisschen auch w jó.
Caitlin: So, Andrew, Andrew, riddle, riddle me this again.
Caitlin: How do you plan on becoming a general in four days?
Caitlin: Three days, you won’t say that.
Aragorn: Proving myself.
DM: I don’t know.
Caitlin: I told you.
Caitlin: I told you.
DM: Technically, technically, he has eight days. He paid for the hotel room for eight days.
Aragorn: Try all by fire.
Caitlin: Hey, wait, wait, Andrew, Andrew, use what we do.
Caitlin: All right.
Caitlin: I don’t know.
Caitlin: Hang on.
Caitlin: I’m still cooking up an ID.
Aragorn: I’m a pretty powerful dude.
Caitlin: Give me some time here.
Aragorn: If I can get to a commanding spot by purely combat,
Caitlin: Okay.
Aragorn: that would be pretty fucking badass.
Caitlin: Okay.
DM: I’m sorry.
Caitlin: Okay.
Caitlin: Okay.
Caitlin: Okay.
DM: Yes, dragon.
Caitlin: Okay.
Caitlin: I heard about like four sessions ago.
Aragorn: Yeah.
Caitlin: So, forgive me.
DM: I will say that there is a up.
Caitlin: Was it?
Aragorn: Hey, listen, I can’t become Kang.
Aragorn: That’s out of the fucking question.
Aragorn: I think that point has been, yes, they are democracy with thousands and thousands of people that vote.
Aragorn: If I go parading for exactly, I can’t really become a governing body.
Caitlin: Okay.
Aragorn: So the reason why I was wanting to become Kang was to get an army to raid Goblins.
Caitlin: Okay.
Aragorn: And you know what?
Aragorn: If I become a general or a leader of army.
DM: Well, well, hold on. Hold on. Is that your game plan?
Caitlin: Okay.
DM: Are you trying to think and mobilize the army to go after for revenge?
DM: The army that took down Gondor?
Aragorn: Maybe.
Aragorn: Maybe better.
Caitlin: Okay.
DM: I didn’t hear that apparently.
Aragorn: Mm-hmm.
Caitlin: Sie might kill some innocents, he goes, oh well, sucks to be them, I guess.
DM: Apparently I missed the entire conversation, but good to know that that’s the game plan.
Aragorn: That is the game plan.
Aragorn: That’s that’s been the game plan.
Caitlin: And you’re just going outpost, and me and Dwaygan will attack the outpost,
Caitlin: and then we’ll just fucking throw the fight.
Aragorn: Okay, but we’re not fucking attacking the outpost.
Aragorn: Where’s the military base?
Caitlin: No, no, you can be the hero.
Caitlin: You can be the hero.
Aragorn: Oh yeah, I’m going to sign up.
DM: Are you just beginning to fill out the paperwork?
Aragorn: I’m overqualified.
Caitlin: We’ve decided to go with another candidate for the position.
DM: I will say that as you are filling it out.
DM: Shane, are you you’re sending right right there next to him, right?
Aragorn: Yeah, yeah, a shame.
Aragorn: Shame.
DM: You
Aragorn: Can you, uh, can you detect this?
Aragorn: Make sure it’s not magical.
Caitlin: It’s the answer, stop being zestiest fuck, bro.
Caitlin: I’m not your brother.
Aragorn: Sure, bra.
Shain: I know it’s really.
Aragorn: That’s fine.
Aragorn: We have all day doing it.
DM: can’t do anything.
Aragorn: Are you identify?
DM: The text magic would tell you that magic is in use. Identify would kind of give you more information if it is.
Shain: What do you think is going to be better for the third chain determined?
Aragorn: I identify just, yeah, speed, dudes identify.
Shain: Identified detect magic.
Caitlin: We’re going to go with another candidate for the position.
DM: If not, it would just tell you this is a piece of paper.
DM: Alrighty. So I guess what you just kind of take the paper and you just kind of walk away.
DM: And you’re in minutes. You just kind of focus on it.
Aragorn: Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Aragorn: Do you mind if I take us up to my room?
DM: Oh, no, of course.
Aragorn: Thank you, thank you.
DM: I take your time.
Aragorn: I’m a tank.
Shain: Mark.
DM: Okay. Well, after 10 minutes and your identify goes off, it is magical by nature.
Aragorn: Lucky.
DM: Specifically, the contract is magically binding that whenever a person fulfills the,
DM: fills out all of the paperwork, they are informed immediately of their position in the military and where they’re expected to be stationed.
Aragorn: Yeah, yeah, I’m not.
DM: As well as they’re immediately informed as to their pay and everything else.
DM: It seems like it seems like whatever or whoever created this designed it to be an immediate employment thing.
Shain: Don’t sign this.
DM: The moment you fill this out, you have a job.
Aragorn: Got you.
DM: You know what your job is. You know where you have to go and all of the information about it.
Aragorn: I’m a scamp around down back to the end keeper.
Shain: I don’t know.
Caitlin: It’s a scamper, who?
Aragorn: Where’s you?
Shain: You forgot your paper.
Aragorn: I don’t need it.
Aragorn: Where’s the closest military base?
Caitlin: Oh God.
Aragorn: Where’s the…
DM: I’m sure there’s plenty around the hex. You don’t really know the exactly where it is, but I’m sure if you go up just because the NPC doesn’t know it doesn’t mean I don’t know it.
Caitlin: Let’s do that.
Aragorn: I’m assuming everyone knows where the main one is.
Caitlin: That’s exactly what that means.
DM: Of course, if you’re looking for the main base, there’s going to be one that’s right down the road.
DM: It’s going to be on your left. It’s going to be the very big stone building.
Aragorn: Thank you.
Aragorn: You’ve been a blessing.
Aragorn: I give them 50 gold.
Shain: All right.
Caitlin: You’ve been a blessing, I fucking kill them.
DM: Well, aren’t you wonderful?
Aragorn: I rip out their spine.
Aragorn: Don’t get you stupid enough.
DM: Love when I’m looking.
Aragorn: I’m going to infiltrate the military base.
Shain: I just run out and I’m like, oh my gosh. All right.
Shain: What?
Aragorn: Yeah.
Shain: I’m not going to be able to do that.
DM: I am enjoying it so much.
Aragorn: So the plan is, right?
Aragorn: Well, well, use the thing.
Aragorn: The kingdom is no more.
Aragorn: Done.
Aragorn: Exactly.
Aragorn: I always wanted to rob me.
Aragorn: I need to become a general.
Aragorn: I’ll go say I’m what’s you.
Shain: Well, I mean, butter. Do I know?
Aragorn: So by doing that, I can lock your hair.
Shain: Like because that’s where he’s had.
Shain: That’s where he’s had like super long or like different types of generals for different things.
Aragorn: I’m going to go back.
Shain: Like dragon rider generals. They had like actual foot soldiers and stuff.
Aragorn: Oh, okay.
Shain: How long does it usually take for a person of the military position,
Shain: just like a standard soldier to become a general like from.
Caitlin: Okay, let’s go with the other candidate.
DM: A standard position. We’re looking at a 20 year career. If they’re extremely talented, we’re looking at 10.
Aragorn: Pretty damn well.
Aerendyl: Well, he’s old enough.
Aragorn: I’m pretty talented.
Caitlin: And do I still think your best bet is like faking it?
DM: So.
Aragorn: No.
DM: Now, of course, that is just general rule of thumbs. I mean, special appointments to exist.
Caitlin: No, no, not that.
Shain: I’m a general.
Aragorn: I’m a general of this game.
Aragorn: Let me get the body.
Caitlin: No.
Shain: Can I make the arm spell please?
Caitlin: No.
Aragorn: Or you should.
Shain: Actually.
DM: No.
Aragorn: Oh, yeah.
Aragorn: Yeah.
Aragorn: What about you,
Aragorn: cheer up this game?
Aragorn: That’s okay.
Aragorn: Okay.
DM: No.
Aragorn: Okay.
Aragorn: I didn’t put a button,
Caitlin: No.
Aragorn: so I will sent it back.
Aragorn: I would hide it.
Caitlin: No.
Aragorn: I don’t know.
Shain: Well, if you take this from my knowledge and let’s say it’s like an exception with you, which they’re very welcome because you know, you’re blind.
Aragorn: Take away that.
Caitlin: No.
Aragorn: I’m looking to do it in eight days.
Shain: If you become general, that could be actually an option.
Shain: I mean, 10 years is minimum.
Shain: I knew one guy but outside of that.
Shain: I don’t know.
Shain: Okay. All right. We’ll do it in eight days.
Aragorn: All I need to do is prove that I’m worthy.
Aragorn: I need to prove myself.
Shain: And do you want to like call out their best fighter or something?
Caitlin: Okay.
Caitlin: Okay.
Aragorn: Yes.
Shain: I mean, they’re I’m sure.
Aragorn: What?
Shain: What about the allowing guy? How about that?
Shain: Remember, he likes save the kingdom.
Shain: If you beat him and combat, wouldn’t you be like a good fighter?
Aragorn: Butter, as soon as I hear that, do I recognize what he’s talking about?
Shain: Because that’s what we heard of that.
Caitlin: It’s a given a wheel.
Shain: The song you missed.
DM: Oh, oh, oh, you were not there for the song. So you do not recognize at all what he’s on about.
Aragorn: I wasn’t there for the song.
Aragorn: But do I know the legend?
Caitlin: Thank you.
Shain: Yeah, the bar who likes sang about a warrior who.
Shain: The slater dragon.
Aragorn: I don’t think there was a warrior.
Aragorn: There was a warrior.
Shain: Well, I mean, if you find him, then it would work out.
Aragorn: I don’t think there was anybody.
Shain: Well, it could just be a, you know, Bards can lie.
Aragorn: The last time that I remember was running away in ruins.
DM: You
Shain: They make stories.
Shain: So I don’t know if it’s real, but at the same time, you can ask around.
Shain: I’m sure if it’s a reliable source, then.
Aragorn: I can…
Aragorn: What the fuck is this?
Shain: I mean, if you want to fight somebody, that’s what I’m assuming.
Shain: Yes.
Aragorn: What the fuck?
Aragorn: The timing does.
DM: know, I’m not.
Shain: He might be a character sheet.
Aragorn: How do you know?
Shain: I don’t know what to tell you.
Aragorn: I’m…
DM: That’s a question.
Aragorn: I’m…
Aragorn: I’m…
Aragorn: He’s a fucking…
Shain: I’m not.
Aragorn: Hey butter, I know my next playable character.
Aragorn: I killed myself.
Aragorn: So, butter, I’m going to scamper to the military base.
DM: Yes, sir.
Aragorn: We can get to Caitlyn stuff while I’m scampering.
DM: Just for the record, it is this building right here.
Aragorn: If you want, if you want…
Aragorn: It’s…
Aragorn: It’s king at one more time, season.
Shain: Blue.
Aragorn: Oh, okay, cool.
DM: All right.
Aragorn: Is it like a base or is it like a outpost building type deal?
Shain: Oh, it Minecraft.
DM: I’m looking for a multi story like stone.
DM: What’s the thing? What’s what I’m looking for? Stronghold.
Shain: Oh, it Minecraft.
Aragorn: My castle.
DM: Like we’re talking it’s the very, it’s the armory. It’s everything all in one that’s got a couple of offices for the higher ups.
Caitlin: Who’s that man?
Aragorn: What the fuck?
Aragorn: Shit.
Caitlin: Yes, folks.
Aragorn: Who the fuck shitting the mic?
DM: Anyways, um, Mr.
Shain: Caitlin.
DM: You’re trying to recharacter them without looking at it.
Aragorn: if
Shain: It’s a memory I cousin that.
DM: So, you’re looking for a lot of activity right?
Caitlin: The middle of the town, the most activity.
DM: Well, there’s a lot of activity everywhere.
DM: I mean, is there anything specific that you’re looking for?
Caitlin: Is there a link?
DM: Well, I’m not really.
Caitlin: So go ahead and like met a game with me here for a second.
Shain: I’m not.
Caitlin: Is there literally any point in me going to like a bar or something and looking for like bounty board?
Caitlin: I think there’s probably not even anything that exists.
Caitlin: Right.
Caitlin: Okay.
Caitlin: Okay.
Caitlin: So then I’m looking for like hyper activity like town square question mark.
Caitlin: Like very stir it like.
DM: Well, because of the excitement with both the bizarre and the installation of their voting machine, there is high activity everywhere.
Aragorn: you
DM: Like we’re talking packed streets everywhere.
DM: So like gambling is 100% legal.
Caitlin: But our level with me here is gambling illegal in this town.
Caitlin: Thank God.
Caitlin: Okay, anyway, continue.
DM: Okay, so like is there something specifically looking for a destination, a group of people or anything like that?
DM: Because like I said, there’s people everywhere.
Aragorn: ?
Caitlin: Okay, I am looking for like.
Caitlin: The idea that I have in mind.
Caitlin: Okay, is like.
Aragorn: all over November
Caitlin: Somewhere where homeless people would stand.
Caitlin: To like like if there was like a typical like.
Aragorn: September
Caitlin: Like center of the city, you know, like the fucking.
DM: Okay, well, I mean, there is like the main hall, which is like right here.
Caitlin: Fuck it like.
Caitlin: Centerpiece like somewhere where like homeless people would stand where there’s a lot of foot traffic to like beg and shit.
Caitlin: That’s kind of that my mum looking for.
DM: This is like the main courtyard. And there’s definitely plenty of traffic. But like I said, there’s traffic everywhere. There’s people pushing past people, people setting up stands and literally every corner of the city.
Caitlin: Hey, sec.
Caitlin: How much fucking silver would I could I get like a fucking.
Aragorn: I’m gonna be one of those fuckers in the road with the ball game where you fucking hide
Caitlin: Post or more than a quill for like a silver piece.
DM: I’m sorry, are you trying to be a stick and begger to get money?
Caitlin: You’ll see.
Aragorn: the ball in the cup and you’re like oh not that one and like charge 20 bucks for it.
Caitlin: No.
Caitlin: No, but I really should.
DM: You could easily just get some wood from one of the people setting up a thing like there’s plenty of excess like packaging and stuff that people have.
Aragorn: I’m gonna be one of those fuckers in the cup and you’re like oh not that one.
Caitlin: Is that going to cost anything though?
DM: No, you could just get kind of what I really for the most.
Caitlin: Am I just going to hold it just gonna.
Caitlin: Okay.
Caitlin: But here’s what I’m going to do as I’m making my way.
Caitlin: Make it way.
Caitlin: As I’m making my way to the center.
Caitlin: I’m going to start like.
Caitlin: Breaking down.
Caitlin: I’m going to take my armor putting it in a bag.
Caitlin: I want to take like if I could find like you know a cheaply made like.
Caitlin: Shitty fucking like cloth.
Caitlin: God was so weird.
Caitlin: I’m looking for like a cloak that I can throw over myself very much like look like a beggar.
Aragorn: I’ll be back butter I’m gonna use the restroom.
DM: Okay, yeah, you can you can probably get like some raggedy clothes for just a couple of copper pieces.
Caitlin: I’m going to take my great sword.
Caitlin: Yes.
Caitlin: And I’m going to.
DM: So, so what are you going to do now that you look like a for beggar?
DM: Yeah, me too. I literally had to look and make sure to actually mute my mic or something. That’s really important.
Caitlin: I’m going to take my armor putting it in a bag.
Aerendyl: I think his dad walked in and he’s beating the shed of him.
DM: Still worry barbs.
DM: I can’t be laughing.
Shain: Here we are.
Aerendyl: I am such an asshole.
Shain: It’s funny.
Aerendyl: I’m not a man.
Shain: I have.
Shain: Why?
Shain: I don’t know what I was going to say.
Aerendyl: I’m just a man.
Shain: I forgot.
Shain: I forgot.
Aerendyl: I’m tired too, man.
Shain: I forgot.
Aerendyl: I found out that I’m going to have to move a lot more shit than I thought I had to move.
Shain: I’m.
Aerendyl: Sorry, tomorrow.
Aerendyl: I’m going to have to move.
Shain: I’m.
DM: I’m sorry, I’m sorry, I’m sorry, I’m sorry, I’m sorry, I’m sorry, I’m sorry, I’m sorry, I’m sorry, I’m sorry, I’m sorry, I’m sorry, I’m sorry, I’m sorry, I’m sorry, I’m sorry, I’m sorry, I’m sorry, I’m sorry, I’m sorry, I’m sorry, I’m sorry, I’m sorry, I’m sorry, I’m sorry, I’m sorry, I’m sorry, I’m sorry, I’m sorry, I’m sorry, I’m sorry, I’m sorry, I’m sorry, I’m sorry, I’m sorry, I’m sorry, I’m sorry, I’m sorry, I’m sorry, I’m sorry, I’m sorry, I’m sorry, I’m sorry, I’m sorry, I’m sorry, I’m sorry, I’m sorry, I’m sorry, I’m sorry, I’m sorry, I’m sorry, I’m sorry, I’m sorry, I’m sorry, I’m sorry, I
Shain: Uh oh.
Aerendyl: Do you want to move?
Shain: Uh oh.
Aerendyl: I think his internet died.
Shain: I’m.
Aragorn: Hello.
DM: just just just just just just yet without you come don’t
Shain: Or clarify for this AI about to use transcript.
Shain: There is no lava or no chicken.
Shain: Mm hmm.
Aragorn: Oh. Hello. Oh.
Shain: Drag that guy over here.
DM: you
Shain: Which one be the first time?
Shain: What you got on this.
Aragorn: Oh, I remember that. I was cleaning my desk. Fuck you. Me and you were cleaning your desk.
Aerendyl: Or he was cleaning his desk.
Caitlin: It’s gone.
Aragorn: I put on a flannel. Oh, hello, mate. Yeah. What happened? What happened?
Caitlin: I apologize.
Caitlin: Fucking heart attack.
Caitlin: I don’t I literally don’t alright I’m like I mean.
Shain: Thank you.
DM: you
Caitlin: Though you would have heard that oh shit and then all of that?
Shain: Thank you.
Aerendyl: What happened?
Caitlin: No no no it was literally it was literally just butters camera freezes Andrew’s camera freezes then your camera freezes and I’m like I’m.
Shain: Thank you.
Aragorn: The poltergeist is coming.
Caitlin: Hello?
Caitlin: No?
Caitlin: Ja, er ist real.
Caitlin: Nein, es ist nur ein paar Stunden,
Shain: Thank you.
Caitlin: aber ich bin ein Fuckinspektrum,
Caitlin: ein having a hard attack.
Aragorn: The texture always has a heart attack. Where is being choosy?
Caitlin: Thank you.
Caitlin: Thank you, guys.
Caitlin: I appreciate it.
DM: you
Caitlin: Can Lewis Lit off?
Aragorn: Does she know it? Nate doesn’t like spicy food.
Caitlin: No, no, bro.
DM: you
Caitlin: In my fucking shoes?
Caitlin: Yeah, I’m right, bro.
Aragorn: Can we continue? Can we continue?
Caitlin: Yes, I would like to continue.
Caitlin: I am looking like a homeless person.
DM: okay, I honestly don’t remember where we left off and remember
Shain: Thank you.
Caitlin: Um,
DM: yeah, okay, you look like a homeless person, what what what what what is you like to do now?
Caitlin: now I’m going to go sit somewhere.
Caitlin: Very much.
Caitlin: I’m going to take my great sword
DM: Wow.
Caitlin: and I’m going to like lean on it like a cane.
Caitlin: I’m going to take my fucking wood
Caitlin: that I stole from some poor sand
Aragorn: I’m gonna be one of those fuckers in the cup.
Caitlin: who’s working on some shit.
Caitlin: I’m not fucking like.
Caitlin: I’m going to go sit somewhere.
Caitlin: I’m going to take my great sword
Caitlin: and I’m going to like lean on it like a cane.
Caitlin: I’m going to pick what fucking
Caitlin: like.
Caitlin: God, I’m trying to figure out what some
Caitlin: catchy slogans.
Caitlin: And like a fucking foot here fucking.
Shain: Thank you.
Caitlin: Eat me in combat and double your money.
DM: There is no way you’re pulling this.
DM: Is the only way that you know how to make money?
Caitlin: Are you sure?
Caitlin: Are you sure?
Caitlin: Are you sure?
DM: Amps?
Caitlin: Are you sure?
Caitlin: Are you sure?
Caitlin: Are you sure?
DM: Is the only way that you know how to make money is through scams?
Caitlin: I’m sorry, what, what butter?
Caitlin: Ich bin nicht …
DM: No, it’s because there’s no cry.
Caitlin: nicht scamming.
Caitlin: Ich bin nicht, dass das ein Lager ist, wenn sie mich in die Komete bewegen.
Shain: Thank you.
Caitlin: Also mich, ich möchte mich gut machen und helfen,
Caitlin: zu klingeln die Krimen in diesem kliere Krimenbrit in Gotham City.
Shain: Thank you.
Caitlin: Aber ich kann nicht genau das machen,
Caitlin: weil sie nicht auf die Bounty Boards nicht so korrupt.
Shain: Now there’s going to be.
Caitlin: Ich möchte mich gut machen.
Caitlin: Ich bin nicht …
Caitlin: createsjes Main,
Shain: The person he has a homeless man.
Caitlin: es geht anstatt mich und ich bin nicht danachickersasswohl?
Caitlin: Ich bin nicht علagToochez一ettrich in einem Ballorounds.
Caitlin: Ich wollte für monat Forward anstatt mich also vorher mehr anstatt mich …
DM: Absolutely.
Caitlin: Ich möchte mich nicht annimmt werden,
DM: Well, are you just going to make the big shift sign and just kind of stand there?
DM: Is that just going to what’s happening?
Caitlin: wie im Klassenmannってる hier mit meinen Titel.
Caitlin: Merchant fucking if i see people who walk by who look like
Caitlin: Relatively well pocketed then i’ll kind of like point them out with my sword and you know fucking double your money
Caitlin: But i’m not i’m very much gonna keep up the i’m old and frail persona best i can
Caitlin: Even if i’m just attracting like
DM: Okay. You are aware that most people will be able to see through that with relative ease, right?
DM: That’s how you see through your disguise, but see through the, huh?
Caitlin: Not if
DM: You know, if an old guy is saying that either A, the old guy is not old or B, the old guy is really strong.
Caitlin: Und
DM: I think I’m good, Chief.
DM: I mean, you’ll definitely get some people, but you got to understand.
Caitlin: No, that’s one and i’m trying to figure out like the but because if i just stand there in my full palette and armor
Shain: I can be.
Caitlin: Nobody’s gonna fucking come near me bro
DM: Okay. Well, after a while, somebody does come up to you.
Shain: I can be.
Caitlin: Oh
Shain: When I was year age.
DM: He looks to be kind of your regular Joe, nothing too fantastic about him.
Caitlin: Hey
Caitlin: And again
Shain: I was.
DM: It’s just your regular Joe.
Shain: I.
Caitlin: No, no, no, no, the second part of that’s hitting him
DM: He has nothing seems too fantastic about him.
Aerendyl: Say it again.
DM: Anyways, nothing seems too fantastic.
Caitlin: Fantastic
Caitlin: My character gets smitten with a bolt of white
Caitlin: HNC
Caitlin: forgot everything here he’s already sigma
Caitlin: on Zhen
DM: I can’t say that.
DM: Nothing seems too special about him.
DM: And he has what appears to be kind of cheaper sword.
Aerendyl: Are you sure?
Caitlin: Um.
DM: He kind of approaches and says, who would I have to fight for this?
Caitlin: Butter, can I, can I make an insight check just immediately as soon as he walks up.
Caitlin: I want to see if he’s trying to hide some like basically doing what I’m doing.
Caitlin: Is he trying to hide some shit that he’s going to like fucking.
DM: Sure, that’s going to be a person.
Caitlin: Would it not be in sight? That’s one of them like.
DM: It would be inside. Yeah, it would still be inside your right.
Shain: Inside of.
Caitlin: Oh, okay, that was really good. 24.
DM: 24.
DM: He doesn’t seem to have on the any expensive armor or anything.
Shain: Inside of.
DM: As far as skill, you’re not really able to discern very much.
Caitlin: You’re not worth my time.
DM: But he does carry himself with a significant bit of confidence.
Shain: Inside of.
Caitlin: Okay.
Caitlin: I’ll kind of like.
Caitlin: I’m about to try to make some money for my daughter so you would probably be fighting her if that’s all right with you.
DM: He kind of like looks as I don’t know what I feel about fighting a girl.
Caitlin: She’s a holy woman. She has quite some power.
Shain: Inside of.
Caitlin: I assure you you do look quite skilled at young man. I assure you that you do.
Caitlin: You would have a rough time with her, I think.
Caitlin: Unless you feel confident in yourself.
DM: Well, you know, what get it hurts.
Aragorn: you
Caitlin: Sure.
DM: I could put down a little bit saying five gold.
DM: Are you good for five gold?
Caitlin: Let me go get her. Is it like a fucking dark alleyway that I could just fucking duck into fucking Superman Superman from booth type of beat like.
DM: I mean, sure.
Caitlin: Okay, cool.
Caitlin: Here’s the thing. The only the only person I need to not see me is him.
DM: That’s somewhat nearby.
Caitlin: I don’t give a fuck what other people do.
DM: But like I said, almost every corner of this, like, city is completely packed.
Caitlin: I’m going to have to change up my strategy about money. Make it after this anyway.
DM: So there’s people in the dark alleyway.
DM: Yeah, you can totally change into whatever.
Caitlin: Sure, I’ll you know drop the cloak, put on my full armor fucking.
Caitlin: I want my great sword.
DM: Yeah, well, to kind of skip through all this, you kind of show up.
DM: He kind of looks at you, take some point three seconds says, yeah, no, actually, I’m good.
DM: Here’s the five gold. Goodbye.
Caitlin: Okay, I win.
DM: And that does that that that works.
Caitlin: Yeah, but that’s not going to work for actual I need like hundreds of golden milliseconds.
DM: However, you notice how he’s currently walking away towards a guard.
Caitlin: Yeah.
DM: You don’t know exactly what’s up with that, but he is doing so.
Caitlin: I can’t.
Caitlin: Go right ahead.
DM: Yeah, sure, yeah.
Caitlin: That is my game plan. Sure.
Caitlin: I’ll do some like fucking I’ll make a performance check if you want to do the fucking like light that like it’s a flame tongue like the sword on fire like fucking do some fucking spin tricks with the sword sword swallowing.
Caitlin: What a little performance for people. Why not?
DM: You should go to spend with the Red wedding.
Caitlin: Sure.
Caitlin: I’ll talk to the guards all you want to die. It’ll be the last person you ever speak to.
DM: Well, he goes and he talks to God, the God kind of glances in your general direction and he walks away.
Caitlin: Sorry, go ahead.
DM: The God walks away. The other eye guy also goes on his own merry way.
Caitlin: The guard walks away.
Caitlin: I like.
DM: Unfortunately, because it was so busy, there’s no way for you to know if he was there earlier. He just happened to pass him through a lot.
Caitlin: Maybe my passive perception is not enough here was the guard like standing guard and now he’s leaving to go get somebody.
Caitlin: Oh, receivers.
Caitlin: Okay, okay.
Caitlin: All right, sure. In that case, I’ll just fucking put my bag on the ground and start fucking fucking donations, please.
DM: A barred style performance of what?
Caitlin: Perform like barred style performance.
Caitlin: I’ll start fucking sword.
DM: Well, he does that. We’ll cut back to, um, well, dragon does everything until later in the evening unless he wanted to go do something else.
Shain: Me.
Caitlin: We exit.
Caitlin: People because my plan of beating up innocent people is not exactly working. Do I get cut me some slack? I got to do something. Well, I think of a new plan to make hundreds of dollars of gold in milliseconds.
Caitlin: Thank you.
Shain: I.
DM: He would continue looking looking for your organization. All right, fantastic.
DM: Roll the investigation, please.
Shain: I’m a little worried that the reason they call it a five-ingrediscount is because of what happened to Shane just a little worried.
DM: No, no, it’s because that they steal fighting or discount.
DM: They also do that, but.
Shain: Yeah, which is why I have five black fingers.
Shain: I like us all.
DM: What?
Shain: Of course.
DM: What’s it?
DM: That’s for one you.
Aerendyl: That’s not one.
Shain: Lucky lucky lucky lucky.
DM: I’m nothing.
DM: Sorry.
Shain: You use all of them.
DM: Sorry, you just.
DM: I’m not really.
Shain: I.
DM: Well, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, just keep going.
DM: I’m going to do it in your thing, I guess.
DM: Andrew.
Caitlin: I look for a white smother.
Aerendyl: I was going to say, is there any like blacksmith that’s open nearby?
DM: I’m going to do it.
Aerendyl: Yes.
Aerendyl: Asiansmith.
DM: This makes it more difficult to find exactly what you’re looking for, but it increases the density of shops.
DM: So it is definitely possible for you to find a blacksmith.
Aerendyl: Weapons.
DM: There’s plenty that are selling weapons, but once again, it’s more specialized on that.
DM: Some are very specialized towards access.
Aerendyl: Well, I’m not, I’m not looking for like a certain weapon or anything.
Aerendyl: I’m looking for a blacksmith so that I might be able to ask him if he can somehow make my sword better.
DM: You’re looking for an upgrade.
DM: I’m going to have to tell you, unfortunately, that this is probably not the time to do that.
DM: Even if you were able to actually find a blacksmith who actually owned a shop, most of the places, most of the actual part of the blacksmithing is shut down for space storage purposes.
DM: There’s just.
DM: There’s just not enough to go around.
Shain: You bump into us.
Aerendyl: I guess if that’s the case, I’ll just continue wandering around looking around.
DM: All right.
DM: I guess Andrew.
DM: You have now made your way to this.
DM: I’m just making sure is Shane still with you.
DM: All right.
Shain: I’m following this man.
DM: Nothing specifically.
DM: I mean, just just you keep flashing back in time.
DM: 10 years.
DM: I mean, for the most part, the exact similar same stuff is happening.
DM: People are there and everything pushing around.
DM: There’s just some people like, for example, the shopkeep that you saw.
Shain: You.
DM: The.
DM: She was there 10 years prior, but she looked 10 years younger.
DM: So nothing’s, you know.
Shain: Gotcha.
DM: You know, the things out of the ordinary for say.
DM: But yeah, what exactly would you like to do, Andrew?
Shain: Well.
DM: Yes, you are currently at the entrance of the base.
DM: There’s nobody like standing guard or anything.
Shain: Please, please, please, please, please, please, bump, bump, bump.
DM: I mean, I’m not sure if you can see it totally just enter.
Shain: Hey, you know, I’m with you. All right. Whatever you do, Eric, going on. I’m your assistant. I’m here to speed.
Shain: I.
DM: All right.
DM: Well, whenever you enter, this is a immediately notice that this is one of the few places in the city that is not currently overrun with people.
DM: It’s a think of like basically a police station where there’s kind of deaths and everything.
DM: A kind of guard kind of close up to you.
DM: And you says, welcome.
DM: If you heard or report something, it’s to your right down the hall.
DM: First door on your left.
DM: If you’re here to meet somebody, you obviously don’t have to handle that for anything else.
DM: Please talk to our sectionist.
DM: She should be back in about five minutes.
DM: Military base guard outposts all the same.
DM: It’s the main one in town.
DM: Yes.
Shain: Biggest one.
Shain: I want to be a general.
DM: After about three minutes of you guys kind of waiting, a, a man kind of walks out of room from the hallways.
DM: You’re right.
DM: He has what is very clearly a bag of holding that he’s currently holding in his main hand.
DM: And he’s talking to a woman that came out with him.
DM: Specifically, he’s talking about further purchases.
DM: He insinuated as though he just bought something off of her.
DM: And he thinks her for for reaching out to him as he kind of walks past you guys and leaves.
DM: The go craft man is you says, I’m super sorry.
DM: There was an important meeting.
DM: How can I help you?
DM: So to get this straight, you would like to be in the military, but you want to just jump straight up in the ranks.
DM: Is that correct?
DM: Okay. Is there any particular reason you have better than average skills or abilities or anything like that?
Shain: Speaking on his behalf, if I may, he is the most exceptional lawyer I’ve seen with the sword.
DM: Well, getting high ranks in the military has far more than just combat capability.
DM: Do you have good experience in leading people?
DM: Has it’s in lead a small infantry leader, anything like that?
DM: And do you have any previous experience in any type of role in the military?
DM: Not necessarily just our military, any military around the world.
DM: Pull on background checks.
DM: No, but keep in mind we do live in a world of magic with seniors and people that can tell the past, present and future.
DM: So plenty of first hand experience.
DM: See, is there any other additional notes?
DM: Anything that would incentivize you to skip the ranks?
DM: Anything like associations with other members, a family member that is a, it used to be a general, anything along those lines?
Aerendyl: You were under the employee of the queen. Remember that.
DM: Yeah, I guess it has.
Aerendyl: I’m not looking for a blacksmith.
DM: It was Imea Montclair, her supposed child that died was named Lily.
DM: I’m directly.
DM: Oh.
DM: Yes. Okay.
Shain: Yeah, that kind of helpful, didn’t it?
DM: I just, I miss heard you.
Shain: Yeah, I.
DM: Did you say that your, your, your child of the previous king?
Shain: You heard him right.
DM: Which makes you prince?
Shain: Friends.
DM: I see you kind of noticed that she just kind of scribbles out everything she wrote previously and just writes, cough, cough, he’s a stinkin royalty.
Shain: Now would be a good.
DM: All right. Well, I will definitely pass this up the, the chain and where can I reach you and address any type of information?
Shain: The weary way in.
DM: I almost say, I don’t think that was the, I don’t remember that.
Aerendyl: You can reach me at aragon dot com door at gmail.com.
DM: Oh, my God.
Shain: Yeah, and then you know.
Aerendyl: That’s.
DM: It finally, no, it finally enough was actually named the king’s rest.
Shain: Blackstone in.
Shain: Right.
DM: That’s just right up the money right there.
Aerendyl: Wow.
Shain: The king’s riff.
Shain: Seven.
DM: I understand. What room number are you in?
Shain: Seven.
DM: Seven.
Shain: Is it seven?
DM: Six actually got it. All right.
DM: Well, I will definitely be sure to pass this up the, uh, up the chain here.
DM: Somebody should be out.
DM: Somebody should reach out to you and max of four days.
Shain: Don’t.
Shain: Well.
DM: I see.
Shain: The bizarre.
DM: I’m sure. Well, thank you again for your interest.
Shain: By.
DM: Well, are you referring to, um, to Ellarian?
Shain: By the way, this is a cute.
Shain: Sorry, I’re going to secure his question for you, man.
DM: There are many stories out there.
DM: Some embellish the truth more than, uh, or than others, but the root of it is, yes, he was able to repel the dragon.
DM: So he is kind of preyed as a hero around these parts. Say you saved many lives.
DM: Yes.
Shain: You know, I’ll lean over to everyone.
Shain: You know, you’re fighting them.
Shain: It was.
Shain: I just confirmed through the military woman.
Shain: The guy is real.
Shain: I know you’re fighting.
DM: What’s up?
Shain: Hopefully you send one result to somebody.
DM: Um, if she does, she didn’t break, she makes it seem like.
DM: Um, not really. She kind of just accepted you at your word.
DM: Um, there might be a reason for that.
DM: Uh, you’re not entirely sure, but she seemed to just accept everything that you said.
DM: Yes.
DM: Yes.
DM: Yes.
Shain: He’s not choking.
DM: If you wanted to do that, you can.
DM: I don’t know if it’s necessarily required though.
DM: I was right. Hey, she kind of looks at says, well, that is very nice.
DM: I sort of, uh, you know, it’s worry. I already believe you don’t have to show proof.
DM: Absolutely.
DM: What?
Shain: No, I didn’t want to do that.
Shain: I didn’t want to do that.
Shain: I’m sorry, but I didn’t do it.
DM: What?
Shain: I clicked on something and I didn’t mean to click it.
Shain: I was trying to recharge my wand.
DM: What did you do?
Shain: It didn’t work out.
Shain: Wand of wonder what I’m not meaning to.
DM: Okay. So, uh, you did what you did that.
DM: So do you want to do anything else?
DM: Yes.
Aragorn: Well, my family wasn’t very well accepted in the kingdom.
Aragorn: Not by like we weren’t forced into royalty, we never forced our way into it.
Aragorn: But the way my father ran things, let’s just say he’s more of a deadbeat than anything.
DM: Yes.
Aragorn: It’s been 20 years.
Aragorn: If anything, this looks like a…
Aragorn: I’m assuming this is like pretty flammable for the kingdom from what I remember.
DM: Very much.
Aragorn: Yeah, I don’t think anyone would hold any grudges besides maybe people who were severely done wrong,
Aragorn: but I was never in charge of the rulemaking or anything like that.
Aragorn: But I expect the person to not expose me fully.
Aragorn: But who knows.
Aragorn: I guess we will…
Aragorn: I can take anyone on though.
DM: All right.
Aragorn: I’m very confident.
Aragorn: I die this session.
DM: All right.
DM: All right.
Aragorn: Um, I think we should try and group up together or do something productive.
DM: All right.
Aragorn: So, is it in a couple of days maybe we could see what’s going to be there?
DM: All right.
Aragorn: Most likely, four days it’s looked like a far line from where we were, so most of that stuff is probably storage.
DM: All right.
Aragorn: Probably at Caitlin is ripping someone off currently.
Aragorn: Yeah, well, we’ll see.
Aragorn: Uh…
DM: Okay. So what do you get?
Aragorn: Oh, we’re just like roaming to find the item.
Aragorn: Yeah, we’re finding Aaron though.
Aragorn: I don’t really care to find Caitlin because Caitlin said they’re making money, so…
DM: Is wrong.
Aragorn: I ain’t gonna interfere.
DM: All right.
DM: I’m going to go back for money, I believe.
Aragorn: I don’t know.
DM: Let’s see.
DM: I mean.
Aragorn: What, what was?
Aragorn: Yes, yes, yes!
Aragorn: You need to play it without any spoilers though. Do not look up guides.
Aragorn: It’s better to play it without a guide.
DM: I’m going to go back.
Aragorn: For our enjoyment.
DM: So yeah.
DM: What?
Aragorn: I mean, not bad.
DM: You just continued to beg for money.
DM: I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean
Aragorn: I mean, it’s awful, but for just begging on the street, it’s more than…
Aragorn: wrong.
Aragorn: How much is just…
Aragorn: Get a fucking bounty hunting job.
Aragorn: **
Aragorn: **
DM: I mean, I mean, yeah, you could definitely go to the guard outpost if that’s where you want to go. Sure. Okay, did you want to go hang or just hang up?
Aragorn: **
Aragorn: all coming for you.
DM: I appreciate the fact that you actually thought about it.
DM: Okay, yeah.
DM: So.
DM: I’m sorry, my brain is really struggling to process things right this second.
Aragorn: I’m not sure if I can get it.
DM: So get you can go to the second nearest one. Did you want to role play it or can we just kind of.
DM: Wampand, quick it or whatever you want.
DM: Okay, can I walk in you got to say.
DM: Essentially you get the response of.
DM: You know, there were always on lookout for these guys. We were 100% go for them. If we found the problem as we can’t find them.
DM: They do kind of give you the definite what the description of a current.
DM: They call him a criminal mastermind, but the only crime that he is actually like guilty of is smuggling weapons.
DM: And I have to practice.
Aragorn: That’s still a smuggling weapons as a decent crime depending on what it is.
DM: But I think as though this guy is a serial killer. The worst of the worst.
DM: They offer for the safe return of him 500 gold.
Aragorn: I’m speeding in this car.
Aragorn: I mean, hey.
DM: If you return and you have killed him only 50 gold.
DM: They said they have more. But most of them are considered either more priority or people that they’re not willing to share publicly yet. So essentially, yeah, you need.
DM: So, the kind of said that he’s.
DM: Or at least relative human build.
DM: Late 30s, maybe early 40s. Relatively slender.
DM: 5, 7 to 5, 9.
DM: A little bit underweight.
DM: Basically, as far as they know from reports, because like they said, they haven’t actually like seen him face to face. It’s all the reports.
DM: That he’s supposed to have short dark hair.
DM: He one thing that does set him apart is that he’s supposed to be kind of paley.
DM: And he does have a mole on his left cheek.
DM: And just like right there, it’s pretty big.
DM: Supposedly.
DM: Yes.
DM: Unfortunately, unfortunately, they say that he changes locations all the time. And it’s very difficult to.
DM: To find him apparently he never uses the same place twice as far as I know.
DM: They have.
DM: They said that they have actually caught multiple people. However, they all give the there that basically the same answer and.
DM: And if refused to indulge any more details or anything.
DM: I guess.
DM: Which.
DM: You
Aerendyl: Flux.
DM: You.
DM: You.
DM: You.
Aragorn: You
DM: You.
DM: I don’t directly remember him saying the thing you would know of the of his like emblem. So you could like assume that you wouldn’t know directly.
DM: He.
DM: They don’t necessarily want you to talk to him, but if you want to roll persuasion, you can.
DM: Well, that will be right back.
Aragorn: What is it going?
Aragorn: Uh-oh.
DM: You.
Aragorn: I’m not sure if I can get it.
DM: You.
DM: You.
Aragorn: I think it’s not that.
DM: You.
DM: I like to.
DM: You kind of give them and allows you to talk with them.
DM: But what’s your game plan if they weren’t able to get him to.
DM: You.
Aerendyl: Give them to me.
Aragorn: you
DM: Now you don’t.
DM: You don’t.
Aragorn: You’re not sure if I can get it.
DM: So you kind of go in there. He’s kind of your definition of a little life.
DM: Nothing to surprising there. Very scrappy. Very.
DM: Very.
DM: But the moment you walk in, he just says he ain’t talking.
DM: Look at him.
DM: He.
DM: He just kind of says.
DM: Look, man, I can’t tell you anything if I do.
DM: Bad things will happen. It’s just it’s just not.
DM: The presence the least of my concerns.
DM: Well, I mean, it’s very, you can tell very clearly that he is a ways.
DM: There’s not anywhere near you or anything.
DM: So…
DM: I got that, I got that.
DM: Oh?
DM: Please stop playing with me solely by me.
DM: Oh!
DM: Can I, like… justçorandsect?
DM: But, I still don’t remember justかった, am I?
DM: I don’t know.
DM: He says, look, I don’t know where he’s gonna be, you know.
DM: Change locations all the time, but I know how to reach him.
DM: Of course not for my favorite.
DM: Simple. Just tell them you did all that you could, but that my help was invaluable to getting as far as you got.
DM: You weren’t able to find him. I get a little bit of time off my sentence. Everybody’s happy.
DM: He just kind of smiles.
DM: Alright, like on the corner, on that road over there.
DM: There’s a shopkeeper.
DM: Go up to him and tell him how wonderful it is that swords shine brightly. Those words specifically,
DM: he’ll take you downstairs to the basement where he has a sending stone that links directly to him.
DM: You can set up a meet done.
DM: Of course, of course, I don’t get sentenced until after the bizarre anyway.
DM: I appreciate yours.
DM: Alrighty.
DM: You had upstairs the other guard kind of looks at you says, did you get anything out of them?
DM: Oh, must have looked them.
DM: Fantastic.
DM: As you get there, it’s one of the only shops that hasn’t like rented out space in their shop.
DM: So it’s very.
DM: Essentially empty.
DM: It’s a regular like general good store.
DM: But there is kind of a older gentleman that is behind the desk, kind of scruffy late forties.
DM: You know, like about to hit that midlife crisis stage.
DM: You know, I’m not sure if you’re going to get a good start.
DM: He has not necessarily welcomed you in the store or anything.
DM: He’s just like he’s noticed that you’re there. He just hasn’t said anything.
DM: I don’t know.
DM: Nope. Not really.
DM: He kind of like except.
DM: That’ll be four gold.
DM: He kind of walks out from behind the counter through some curtains as he goes down to the basement.
DM: And he just has like a couple of rows just full of what are clearly sending stones.
DM: Each one.
DM: Each they are labeled, but they’re labeled through his own mechanism.
DM: It’s not like actually the name of who it is.
DM: They’re labeled with Alphanumeric codes.
DM: So it’s kind of like a one a two B three.
DM: Nothing that nothing that you would be able to decipher at least.
DM: They are longer.
DM: They’re not like just a one a two.
DM: Like they’re long strings.
DM: But essentially that’s what it amounts to as far as you can tell.
DM: In total, there’s about 36 give or take.
DM: As he kind of walks up to one specifically.
DM: And he picks it up and just says,
DM: All right.
DM: This one’s limited.
DM: You can only use it once a day.
DM: Set up your meeting quickly.
DM: You have a maximum of 25 words.
DM: He will respond with a location.
DM: So he’s willing to meet.
DM: Best of luck.
DM: Essentially.
DM: But he did say if he’s willing to meet with you.
DM: So there is some level of expectation that you kind of.
DM: Prove your worth somehow or at least promise goods or something that would actually interest them.
DM: Something that would be worth his risk.
DM: All right.
DM: Is that what you’re saying?
DM: What’s up?
DM: After a couple seconds.
DM: He would get a response.
DM: Minimum of 10 and then an address.
DM: He just he just gave an address with no time.
DM: The kind of the store shopkeeper.
DM: He’s just saying that he’s willing to meet with you.
DM: And he’s willing to meet with you.
DM: Is has stayed down there kind of making sure that.
DM: You don’t touch anything else.
DM: You’re not supposed to be touching.
DM: Are you actually.
DM: He says.
DM: Did he agree to meet.
DM: Well, I just need to contact him and we’ll get the meeting time.
DM: It’s set up this way to make sure that’s nobody.
DM: You know, messages him directly or anything like that.
DM: I’m sure you understand.
DM: If you just stay here.
DM: This should be relatively quick as he kind of leaves the room.
DM: So you are now currently alone in the room with all the sending stones.
DM: Then you hear.
DM: You hear him kind of begin to cast a spell.
DM: It’s very clear that he’s probably casting sending himself.
DM: Not relying on the sending stone.
DM: After just a handful of seconds, he kind of passed back in.
DM: All right, so the meeting place will be at 10 30 tonight.
DM: As of this point in time, it would be approximately 2 p.m. ish.
DM: Make sure you come alone.
DM: Make sure you obviously don’t have the guards.
DM: Other than that, just make sure you have the money.
DM: Don’t be surprised. He usually carries an entourage with them.
DM: It would be just him.
DM: Well, it would be his entourage.
DM: Just be aware the meeting place is outside of town.
DM: It will be desolate. It will be quiet.
DM: There should not be anybody nearby.
DM: It will set off alarms.
DM: If there are higher than usual foot traffic in the area,
DM: don’t try anything sneaky.
DM: I’m going to go to the next room.
Aragorn: So wrong.
DM: I’m going in the next room.
Aragorn: It’s not cringe at all.
Aragorn: If that is just Devil May Cry.
Aragorn: That is quite literally the energy of Devil May Cry in every single game.
DM: Would you like to go outside this room again?
DM: Would you love to go?
DM: So I wish it was not easy.
DM: We would have a wonderful evening if you were.
DM: I can’t say more.
Aerendyl: I wish I was there with you right now.
DM: But.
Aerendyl: I’d be away from the ship.
DM: I cannot say that.
DM: It’s so easy to understand.
DM: Oh my god.
DM: Moving on.
DM: So you’re looking for Aaron Dell.
Aragorn: We’re trying to find Aaron now.
DM: Is that correct?
Shain: You also try to make.
DM: What is a airborne and shame currently doing once you guys left.
Aerendyl: You also fought Erie Gordon.
Aragorn: Well, at least I am.
DM: So everybody’s trying to find Aaron Dell.
DM: To make.
Aerendyl: I’m not going to be able to say that.
DM: To make life easier.
DM: We’ll just say that you guys.
DM: Obviously, Eric one and flux would find.
DM: We find dragon first and then after a bit more time.
DM: Caitlin will find them.
DM: So you guys are all together.
Aragorn: Well, let’s just say possible success.
Aragorn: Roll in high ranking army.
Aerendyl: What the fuck did you guys come from?
Aerendyl: Oh.
Aerendyl: Oh, that’s good.
Aragorn: You have a job tonight.
Aerendyl: That’s good.
Aragorn: Is this like?
Aragorn: Are you purchasing drugs?
Shain: Are you talking about those crystals?
Aerendyl: Well, it’s more like I’m purchasing secret goods.
DM: I feel like this doesn’t need to be clarified.
Aragorn: Oh, honestly, we should try that.
Shain: Now they’re probably too valuable.
Shain: Is that those crystals that you.
Aerendyl: Well, if you crush them, you could probably snort them.
DM: The rocks themselves are not explosive.
DM: They just can be combined with other stuff to make them into potent.
DM: To close.
Aerendyl: Can we spray paint some lead on them to poison the whole population?
DM: Yeah, I don’t know why this suddenly went from I would like to be rich to.
Aerendyl: We’re taking over a kingdom.
DM: I would like to commit mass murder.
Aerendyl: The best part about it is they won’t die instantly from lead poisoning.
DM: I’ll just get the lead paint there.
Shain: No.
Aerendyl: What if Doug Decker-Hedren in the bag of holding?
Aragorn: You see what you’re doing.
Aerendyl: See what happens.
DM: The dough that can heal you in the currently houses.
DM: Jim is.
Aerendyl: 164k storage disc.
Aerendyl: 164k storage disc.
Aragorn: What are all the comments?
Aragorn: Why I didn’t do anything I
Aragorn: Didn’t what what I didn’t do anything
Aerendyl: Anyways.
Aerendyl: So yes, I got a drug deal tonight.
Aragorn: Yeah, one K storage another one K storage combined and you get bog on my dog
Shain: What is happening?
Aragorn: Oh
Aerendyl: Oh shit.
Shain: What is happening?
Aerendyl: It’s happening again.
Shain: He’s got to be to keep trying.
Aragorn: I
Aerendyl: The on the on brand camera.
Aragorn: The own man candy. Yeah, it’s just the camera
Shain: Are you okay?
Aerendyl: He is a Walmart camera.
DM: Oh my god.
Shain: You don’t want to try that one?
Aerendyl: Bro, you can be tweaking sometimes.
DM: I just assumed that Andrew like just grabbed his camera and threw it or something.
Aerendyl: Bro, was the…
Shain: No.
Shain: It was like this.
DM: Sir,
Aerendyl: Bro, Nate, was that the only one who thought his camera reminded me of the marathon ARG?
Shain: It was definitely that.
Aragorn: You have a trod deal. Um should we be there
DM: I love how we have two criminal activities happening tonight.
Aerendyl: Anyways, yes, I have a drug deal.
Aerendyl: Yes.
Shain: You know what I’m.
Aerendyl: Oh no, I got to be there alone.
Aragorn: Caitlin is you are you wouldn’t have did anything right now
DM: At 10 p.m.
DM: Oh, right now.
Aragorn: I
DM: Now that you’ve kind of gotten together, it’s like 334.
Aerendyl: Are you with danger?
Aragorn: Don’t think we need you for something a chain. Do we need for something? I don’t think we do
Aragorn: Hey
Aragorn: Not necessarily not necessarily
Aerendyl: Is your life in danger?
Shain: I mean, as long as no one tries to kill you.
Shain: And even if they do.
DM: I’m not going to be able to do that.
Aragorn: Oh
Aragorn: Shit my fucking headset oh
Aragorn: No reason
Shain: Be caught off guard.
Aerendyl: Are you like a really bad king?
DM: Hey, what you killed for no reason.
Aragorn: No reason
DM: All right, all right, go ahead.
Aragorn: No reason
Aerendyl: The name is Gregory Strong-Jewel.
Aragorn: Why’d you grow?
Aragorn: Oh
Aragorn: 44
Aerendyl: 24.
Aragorn: Oh, I was like what the fuck a two
Aerendyl: What did you roll, Andrew?
Aragorn: So very bars are you I
Aerendyl: Silvery barbs.
DM: I absolutely.
Aerendyl: I don’t have that.
Aragorn: Re-roll it
Aragorn: No, okay. Oh
Aerendyl: I’m like, you can still revive his Nate.
Aragorn: Yeah, so we barbs Nate Fox. Don’t be loud. Oh
Aragorn: Yeah
Aragorn: I mean yeah
Aragorn: I mean
Aragorn: No like you wouldn’t like you would be like oh he’s the son of the king like you wouldn’t get that
Aerendyl: Did you like my dear taxes?
Aragorn: But you would know that there’s a reason why they would want me
Aragorn: Texas I
Aragorn: No
Aragorn: Sure
Aragorn: for
Aragorn: Miner
Aragorn: of
Aerendyl: You see, I pull off my hand with the middle finger and I’m just holding it towards you like this.
Aragorn: What do you want?
Aragorn: Let’s just say I’m the…
Aerendyl: I’m like, you can still revive my Nate.
Aragorn: Is there anyone around but her?
Aragorn: But her?
Aragorn: Is there anyone around?
Shain: Oh, then us standing like five feet away from you.
DM: Yeah, I’m sorry.
DM: You can try to pull people aside, but unless you’re actively looking for quiet plays, there’s people freaking everywhere.
DM: Okay, that works.
Aragorn: Can I still perception check for like anyone like…
Aragorn: What’s that?
Aragorn: What are they doing?
Aragorn: Is it quite literally…
Aragorn: That is a dirty little slettied 20 air.
DM: As far as you can tell, they still what are your own.
Aragorn: Fuck yeah.
Aragorn: I am the son of the previous king.
Aragorn: Let’s just say my father wasn’t the…
DM: Who are in heaven?
Aragorn: Wasn’t the…
DM: Hello to be your name.
Aragorn: My father wasn’t the best at decision making.
Shain: I would be.
Aragorn: Fucking Zoolander movie.
Aragorn: I happened in this session.
Aragorn: It’s just me mocking after every sentence.
Aragorn: Anyways.
Aragorn: Well, if let’s say you’re royalty, right?
Aragorn: Let’s say you’re the king of a kingdom.
Aragorn: And you make some not-so-wise decisions and end up shifting your whole entire kingdom.
Aragorn: Obviously, the outcome is more reflected on the civilians than it is us.
Aragorn: Those civilians sometimes hold grudges.
Aragorn: Now for 20 years I doubt they would.
Aragorn: But people have revenge.
Aragorn: Well, anyways, people have vendettas and they have it for a reason.
Aragorn: I don’t think they would have a reason against me, but in safety, me and Shane are thinking of camping for just in the same room together.
Shain: Why is your community Andrew?
Aragorn: Alright.
Shain: Why is your.
Aragorn: Flexi, how old is your character?
Shain: 21.
Aragorn: No, no, mine.
Aragorn: 30 years difference.
Aragorn: New old.
Aragorn: But, uh, yeah.
Aragorn: Royalty people hates.
Aragorn: Whether they did it’s 30 years or one year.
Aragorn: They always hated it.
Aragorn: If they did something bad, they will hold vendettas.
Aragorn: That’s has happened in almost every kingdom in existence.
Aragorn: Dojo sensei.
Aragorn: Mr. B.I.
Aragorn: Well, it’s a good thing that I have a nuclear bomb in my possession.
DM: Hello.
Aragorn: I’m talking about your dough dick a heatress.
Shain: What is this?
Aragorn: If we have a bomb, we have a bomb.
Shain: Why does now everything revolve around if we have a backup plan?
DM: Thank you.
Shain: Don’t read.
Aragorn: I will not stress enough to blow myself up.
Aragorn: That’s a.
Aerendyl: First Lewis, then Erie Gorn, then Bog.
Aragorn: Bog on my dog, 2.0.
Aragorn: Butter has it experienced it yet.
DM: I don’t want to answer them.
Aerendyl: Butter is a virgin for you.
Aragorn: Butters a virgin when it goes to bog.
Aerendyl: He wants to dog on your bog.
Aragorn: I want to do more.
Aragorn: I mean, eh?
Aragorn: Yeah, pretty much me and Shane are going to be camping out.
Aragorn: We make fresh rocks with air and del hundo’s.
Aerendyl: Thank you.
Aragorn: Oh God.
Aragorn: To my knowledge, they’re all dead.
Aragorn: But I don’t know.
Aragorn: The ones that I knew are once.
Aragorn: Oh, no, by invasion.
Aerendyl: Thank you.
Aragorn: Any more questions?
Aragorn: Okay.
Aragorn: Wow.
Aragorn: I’ve heard I sense a relationship.
Shain: Anyways.
Shain: I can.
Aragorn: Hello, baby mama.
Aerendyl: Thank you.
DM: All right.
Aragorn: Hello, mama.
Aragorn: I’m not a baby.
Aerendyl: Thank you.
Aerendyl: Thanks.
Aragorn: Or to the entourage.
Aragorn: Guess we’ll find our next answer now.
Aragorn: There’s no one that has a vendetta against me.