2025-03-19 Transcript

DM: Everyone remember what happened last session or do we need a recap?
Aragorn: I remember him being racist.
Caitlin: I’m going to shut the fuck up.
Aerendyl: I remember Nate attacking a party member and we kind of just let it slide because he’s
Caitlin: I’m going to f*** up.
Aerendyl: Nate.
Aerendyl: He was very racist.
Caitlin: I was, I was, I was, okay, it was, it was deserved.
Aerendyl: I’m pretty good on it, but if you read, I love hearing your voice.
Aragorn: To serve racism, what I say to the Africans.
Caitlin: I know what happened with me last session. I don’t know if anybody else needs to remind you’re ungood.
DM: Okay.
DM: Jim will recap.
Aerendyl: Yeah.
Caitlin: It won’t.
DM: Y’all went down to the, uh, to the, uh, whatever it’s called, the seller.
Caitlin: What’s the problem?
DM: Um, he was casting that I’ve magic on a bike orb thing.
DM: Y’all in gene and your infinite was not y’all.
DM: Shane and his infinite wisdom, uh, took the, the decade you’re in, shoved it into the thingy and that made a small explosion.
DM: And then, uh, Caitlin showed up, uh, then long story short, there was some combat, the guy ended up getting killed and you guys are on your way out.
Caitlin: Okay.
DM: Slight retcon here though. Um, Shane decided to stay back to, uh, kind of study a little bit of the arcane symbols and more of the, uh, how exactly, um, the netheries people, you know, have this links with him.
DM: Um, so he kind of just told you guys to go ahead and he’ll catch up.
DM: So, uh, I guess you guys are currently exiting the seller going kind of up this, um, up the incline.
Aerendyl: I’ve been waiting a week.
DM: Uh, did you guys want to do anything particular? Yes, dragon.
DM: A week.
Aerendyl: Those pillars of wood that are holding up the path.
Caitlin: Oh my god.
DM: Yes, yes, the pillars of wood, keep in mind you can’t collapse the structure because Shane’s back there so you have to be careful now.
Aerendyl: Get gone.
Aerendyl: Shane’s not there.
Aerendyl: Damn it.
DM: Recon he is there.
Aerendyl: Then I would…
Aerendyl: Jenga.
DM: Now there is an option for you to fix it. I was going to say or make a separate support structure and then turn it on the other one.
Aerendyl: I’m just cut off pieces of it.
Aragorn: …
Aerendyl: Graders of the Lost Ark.
Caitlin: Now here’s what you do, I can, is it like it’s pillars, right?
DM: So, so genius.
Caitlin: It’s pillars just cut out the middle of it. Cut the middle of each pillar.
Caitlin: Need these logs to have some wood.
DM: That is technically an option. Um, you just hope I guess that it doesn’t collapse in on itself.
Caitlin: I’m going to have a lot of he smart, he’s smart and he has high intelligence.
Aerendyl: I do.
Aerendyl: I do.
Aerendyl: In fact, I’m so smart that um…
Aerendyl: So these one support beams, I’m just gonna take one out and put Yen there’s beloved crossbow in its place.
Aragorn: it’s still in the
DM: Is that what you’re going to do? And if things so, I just want to validate.
Aerendyl: I see.
Aerendyl: Hock too.
Aerendyl: No.
Aerendyl: That thing is too expensive. I’d rather sell it at a flea market.
Caitlin: Give me some random homeless dude on the side of the road.
DM: That the fully worth it.
Aerendyl: Um…
Aerendyl: Uh…no, but I have some scrap.
Aerendyl: Yeah, I’ll give it…
Caitlin: What?
Aragorn: Oh really, let’s do it again.
DM: Hey, last time I was a homeless dude, uh, y’all literally affected the entire the of the campaign with them. So.
Aerendyl: It is true.
Caitlin: I mean, we’ll select homeless guy.
Aerendyl: Yeah!
DM: Section two.
Aerendyl: He’s the homeless guy that can’t…
Aerendyl: Isn’t he the one who killed the queen?
Caitlin: Question two.
DM: I can’t comment on exactly how it affected anything, but.
Aerendyl: For the sure ones.
Aerendyl: But no, I have some spare wood in my bag of holding.
DM: You do if I remember correctly, it was from a carriage that you took apart.
Aerendyl: Yeah, so it should be the same lengthwise.
Aragorn: One for?
Aerendyl: And if it’s not, I can cut it down.
Aragorn: Bang share what you say?
DM: Yeah, the little bit of work. It should be.
Aerendyl: What I would like to do is…
Caitlin: Question two.
Aerendyl: So this is the entrance, this is the exit.
Aerendyl: It’s not actual the length of it, but I’d go to the middle and then take a paler and replace it.
Caitlin: Question two.
DM: Yeah, yeah.
Caitlin: Question two.
DM: Yeah, okay, sure.
Aerendyl: Actually, is the middle better or is like the front slash back better?
Aragorn: Oh, they’re touching tips now.
Aerendyl: I mean…
DM: You’re in tunnel, right? Rectangular tunnel. And then there are support beams on the side. Okay, they’re thinking like Minecraft.
Aerendyl: Yeah.
Caitlin: I think the other way you’re giving.
Aerendyl: Oh, they’re like that.
DM: And shaft like. Yes. Now we’re talking we’re talking mind like Minecraft abandoned mind shaft type thing.
Aerendyl: Oh, they’re like this.
Aerendyl: Oh, I thought they were just like this.
Aerendyl: Okay, if I take a right turn, is there a chest in a mine cart?
Aragorn: I’m sacked more like my shaft.
DM: There is not actually any mine cards. Unfortunately.
Aerendyl: Well, is there a poisonous spider spawner of anywhere?
Caitlin: Oh my god.
Aragorn: Is there any cobwebs?
DM: Actually, there is it’s killing you right now. No, no, there’s not.
Aerendyl: Oh, my! They’re on the floor!
Aragorn: Is there any abnormally long huge cobwebs that inhibit my movement?
DM: Nope, you’re good.
Aragorn: Oh, oh.
Aerendyl: Now, instead of going to the middle, because I feel like the middle is a bad point, I’m gonna go to the…
DM: Okay.
Aragorn: The
Aerendyl: To where Shane is, the first paler.
Aerendyl: And I’m just gonna take a bit off, replace it, take a bit off, replace it, take a bit off, replace it.
Caitlin: What?
DM: Sure, sure, sure, sure.
Aerendyl: Okay.
DM: You are now in possession of a bit. It’s not very much. If we like put it into quant. See, we’re talking like maybe like two pounds of really old.
Aerendyl: How many oak logs do you think in Minecraft terms?
Aragorn: I’m sorry.
DM: Well, Minecraft’s in metric metric and it’s way way too much. So like a fraction.
Caitlin: I don’t know if you did it.
Aerendyl: How many planks of wood did I get?
Caitlin: Eight hope one.
DM: But sure, eight Oakwood sounds about right. Kind of yeah.
Aerendyl: So, I got eight planks.
Aerendyl: Which I’d say it’s like a decent amount to make some really good handles for some really interesting winery.
DM: Oh, yeah, yeah, definitely enough to make some handles for sure, for sure.
Aerendyl: And looking at the wood, do you… with it look like really pretty?
Caitlin: Why did you take it again?
DM: It doesn’t it actually looks really old.
Aerendyl: Like, no, like when I… when I… when I cut it off, make the handle, sand it down, oil it up.
Aragorn: Allright.
Aragorn: This is for you.
DM: Are you saying does your imagination make you make the wood look pretty sure will it actually turn out like that? Who knows.
Caitlin: I think any wood.
Aragorn: He’s suicidal.
Aerendyl: Yeah.
Aragorn: He’s suicidal.
Aragorn: He’s suicidal.
Aerendyl: Yeah, it will.
Caitlin: Why did you take this wood again?
Aragorn: Yeah, why did you pick this? Why did you?
Aerendyl: And then, uh… are you telling me that in character?
Caitlin: I’m asking you why did you take the wood?
Aerendyl: Oh, what I think? Uh, because Butter said it was strange.
Aragorn: What are you using this wood for?
Aerendyl: Butter said it was a strange type of wood.
Aragorn: Strange the audio photo.
Aerendyl: And it looks like the… it looks like it’s been… it’s not one single type of tree. It’s like multiple in one.
DM: There was.
Aragorn: Now is this wood vainian?
Aerendyl: And I wanted to make a cool handle.
Caitlin: I don’t know if you did it.
Aerendyl: From what I could tell, Butter said there really was no age to it, right?
Caitlin: Is this old?
Aragorn: Is it vainian?
Caitlin: I don’t recognize this.
Aerendyl: I think it’s a good idea to make a good handle.
DM: I mean, okay, dragon. The. The wood is a different.
Aerendyl: Hey, dark vision.
Caitlin: I see dead people.
Aragorn: I see dark people from a mile away.
DM: Some of the some of it is familiar to you, the ones that are like newer like just hand full years ago that it was replaced.
Aerendyl: Mm-hmm.
DM: Other parts of the wood look ancient thousands of years old. The exact inverse is this is for you.
Aerendyl: You
DM: Where the old ones look more familiar. The newly replaced ones look like completely different wood you’ve never seen before.
Caitlin: This is a huge shot in the dark.
Caitlin: Does this look like the kind of wood that was in the area before I was trapped?
DM: Um, honestly, it’s not really.
Caitlin: I don’t know if there were any trees in that area or anything.
Caitlin: I know it’s a huge shot in the dark.
DM: Of course, you’re not a trees mousologist so.
Aragorn: What is it?
Caitlin: Right.
Caitlin: I’m just trying to figure out where I am in regards to new world I’ve been thrusting to.
DM: Yeah.
Caitlin: I’ve never seen the green ones.
Aragorn: What is it?
Aragorn: Oh, so again, it’s the Easter one.
Aragorn: It’s limited edition.
Aragorn: They’re good.
Aragorn: If you just go to Walmart, yeah.
Aerendyl: You want to wallow word?
Aerendyl: We also stopped by and we found a limited… there was a limited edition goldfish Harry Potter edition.
Aragorn: They’re not like the seasonal section.
Caitlin: Oh my god.
Aragorn: Oh, yeah, the butter beer flavor that tastes absolute ass.
DM: Tell us.
Aerendyl: It’s a graham cracker.
DM: I’m going to start with the first one.
Aragorn: Yeah, more like suck on this crackers, they need to eat it.
Aerendyl: It’s so good.
Aragorn: It’s terrible.
Aerendyl: I will.
Aragorn: Yo, you want to know what’s crazy?
Aerendyl: Yeah.
Aragorn: Have y’all seen D&D?
Aragorn: Let’s hop back into it.
Aerendyl: Yeah. Um, no, but…
Aragorn: Butter, I’m trying.
Aerendyl: I just got the wood because I thought it would be beautiful for handles and stuff.
Aragorn: Yeah, you got a lot more love headloons.
Aerendyl: No, for weapons, knives, swords.
DM: I’m going to start with the first.
Aerendyl: And can make a wooden shield.
DM: I’m going to start with the second one.
Aragorn: Wouldn’t she?
Aragorn: Let’s eat them.
Aerendyl: Have you guys heard of D&D?
DM: We’re going to start with the second one.
Aragorn: They’re never chicken jockey.
DM: We’re going to start with the first.
DM: I’m going to start with the seconds more.
Aerendyl: Hey, Butter, do you like D&D?
Caitlin: The overwow.
Aragorn: Release.
DM: I’m going to start with the first one.
Aragorn: Ender pearl.
Aerendyl: Hey, Butter, do you like Dungeons & Dragons?
DM: Now I’m going to start with the second one.
Caitlin: I’m sorry.
DM: We’re going to start with the second.
Aerendyl: We should play it.
DM: Are we going to start with the second, I’m going to start with the second one.
Aerendyl: But we need more players who aren’t as preoccupied with other things.
DM: Now you have to make the first minute for itself a left,
Caitlin: Should the fuck up, retard?
DM: No.
Aragorn: Damn, I mean, I’m a racist.
Aerendyl: I know his Butter, do you want to go bowling next month when I’m back?
Aragorn: Is that good enough?
Caitlin: I’m going to kill him.
Aerendyl: I can go.
Aragorn: Oh, can I come?
Aerendyl: Well, well, make me feel like the bad guy butter.
DM: I want to go to Disney World.
Aragorn: Oh, I can come?
Aragorn: I’m gonna come.
Aerendyl: Shut the fuck up.
Aragorn: Yeah, shut the fuck up.
Caitlin: Have you guys heard of D&D, Mr. Planning Bowling?
Aragorn: Suck on this vainian dick dude.
Aragorn: Like, shut up, holy shit.
DM: I’m sorry.
Caitlin: I’m going to just kind of, I’m going to follow the party because I do not know where the fuck I am still.
Aragorn: Yeah, I’m gonna go to the tornado.
Aerendyl: Okay.
DM: You guys are leaving the the the the seller.
Aragorn: Yeah, the tornado drain.
Caitlin: I’m going to just kind of follow the party because I do not know where the fuck I am.
DM: I was you guys.
Aragorn: Mm.
DM: Like leave.
DM: Nothing seems a miss.
Aragorn: There’s no police.
DM: It doesn’t seem like anybody really notice what time.
Caitlin: What time is it?
DM: Notice you guys go down there or anything.
DM: It would be right around midnight.
Aragorn: There’s no nothing.
Aerendyl: Yeah.
Caitlin: I’m going to get around midnight.
Aragorn: Oh, don’t mind that.
DM: Keep in mind you guys kind of followed this man.
DM: He had a regular routine of going down here.
DM: Nobody saw you guys go down there.
DM: So nothing was a miss.
DM: So obviously there were no suspicions that were raised.
Aerendyl: We got…
Caitlin: I’m going to come back.
DM: But I’m sure you guys are going to be happy.
Aragorn: It’s a good thing.
DM: I’m sure you guys are going to be happy.
Aerendyl: He does this sometimes.
Aragorn: If food doesn’t come back, oh yeah, he’s coming back.
Aerendyl: He’ll come back. He always coming back.
Aragorn: Yeah, he always comes back.
Aerendyl: There was that one time he didn’t come back when he came back.
Aragorn: I think you’re just…
DM: Thank you.
Aragorn: What’s this called?
Aragorn: It reminds me of my aunt Nancy who was very negative.
Aragorn: You remind me of a negative Nancy.
Aerendyl: I didn’t know he had an ant.
Aragorn: I have many.
Aerendyl: Oh, oh.
Aragorn: They’re all dead.
Aragorn: But don’t be like negative Nancy.
Aragorn: She got pulled apart into…
Aerendyl: Well, I am sorry for your loss.
Aragorn: Oh no, she deserved it.
Aerendyl: I didn’t know that that was part of your lore.
Aragorn: She was so negative.
Aragorn: Just like Harry Potter had the trouble.
Aragorn: Anyways.
Aerendyl: Anyways.
Aragorn: Sometimes he comes very gifts and sometimes he comes very gay.
Aerendyl: No, he’ll come back at some point.
Aerendyl: He’s just curious about magical things.
Aragorn: Because we’ll see what he covers.
Aerendyl: Sometimes he brings a job for us.
Aragorn: Sometimes he brings a child.
Aerendyl: That is true.
Aragorn: Oh.
Aerendyl: He is weird like that.
Caitlin: I do not, he would have to forgive me.
Aragorn: Sounds like you are.
Caitlin: I wanted to speak about him.
Caitlin: He’s kind of quite resilient.
Caitlin: I’m not exactly worried about his survival.
Caitlin: The one that we killed down there, the menu, I assume, followed down here.
Aerendyl: Well, well, well, technically he killed himself.
Caitlin: Is that going to be a problem if we stay here for an extended period?
Aragorn: Oh no.
Aerendyl: I just knocked him down.
Aragorn: Well, I mean, we killed them, but it’s a magical world.
Aerendyl: He is the one who decided to summon these weird orbs and they killed him.
Aragorn: So maybe…
Aerendyl: Right?
Aragorn: There.
Aerendyl: That happened.
Caitlin: I’m going to get around midnight.
Aragorn: Bump or down.
Aragorn: I mean, I mean, I mean, haven’t we had enemies come back in a while?
Aerendyl: No?
Aragorn: We haven’t had that.
Aerendyl: And I’m new here.
Aragorn: No, no, no.
Aerendyl: I don’t even know who that guy was.
Aragorn: So, oh.
Aragorn: Oh, yeah, I’ve…
Aragorn: Yeah, he was.
Aerendyl: No, no, no.
Aerendyl: I did not attack.
Caitlin: If you will act and kill someone, you’re not even…
Aerendyl: I walked up to him and said, hey.
Aerendyl: I want to learn more about these wooden suburbings.
Aerendyl: They look unique, fresh.
Aerendyl: And he goes, who are you?
Caitlin: You follow them into…
Aerendyl: And then summoned lightning to strike me down.
Aragorn: He was.
Caitlin: What is this place?
Caitlin: Is this like a public place?
Aerendyl: I can’t just step to his balls.
Caitlin: Are they really just following him into his home?
Aragorn: They have the cat that thought his baby dick.
Caitlin: Yes.
Aerendyl: It is, it is me.
DM: I’m sorry.
Aragorn: Oh, wait, wait, what’s the pants, dude?
Aerendyl: Why is it dabbing?
Aragorn: I was checking some drip butter.
Aerendyl: But are police some of your sister got that?
DM: I’m so luring.
Aragorn: Am I detecting drippy pants?
Aerendyl: That’s even worse.
Aragorn: Oh, yeah.
Aerendyl: Now, we’re in a, we’re in like a city, right?
Aragorn: Absolute drip.
Aerendyl: Like a town.
DM: I got it for me years ago.
Aragorn: Amazon $10 pajama pants.
Aerendyl: I don’t know.
Aerendyl: I don’t know.
Aerendyl: I don’t know.
Caitlin: Wait for me.
Aragorn: Very bad graphic, but drip nonetheless.
Aerendyl: I don’t know.
Caitlin: Wait for me.
Aerendyl: I don’t know.
Aerendyl: I don’t know.
Aerendyl: I don’t know.
Aragorn: Can I play you?
Aerendyl: I don’t know.
Aerendyl: I don’t know.
Aragorn: Can I?
Aerendyl: I don’t know.
Caitlin: No, it’s a realism.
Aragorn: Yeah.
Aerendyl: I don’t know.
Aerendyl: I don’t know.
Aerendyl: I don’t know.
DM: You guys are currently in the and basically the backyard of a mansion.
Aerendyl: I don’t know.
Aerendyl: I don’t know.
Caitlin: So Andrew really just hit me with the fucking…
Caitlin: If you sneeze and I say bless you, you should be saying thank you.
Aragorn: What did I say to that?
Caitlin: Not how did you get in my home.
Caitlin: That’s…
Aerendyl: When did he say that?
Aerendyl: Well, no, I walked up to him and he just said, hey, what are you doing here?
Caitlin: I know, I go…
Caitlin: That’s literally…
Caitlin: I just go…
Caitlin: Or no, that was fucking doigin.
Caitlin: That’s said, I was like…
Caitlin: Did you like…
Caitlin: What are people going to notice if he’s gone?
Caitlin: Like what the hell’s going on?
Caitlin: And you’re like, no.
Aragorn: Oh, I mean…
Caitlin: I literally just walked up to him and he goes, how did you get here?
Caitlin: It’s acting to me.
Aragorn: I mean…
Aerendyl: I said, I’m asking about the wood.
Caitlin: Yeah, okay.
Aerendyl: It looks very nice.
Aerendyl: And he goes, I don’t believe that.
Aerendyl: Lightning.
Aerendyl: It’s public property.
Caitlin: Thank you.
Aragorn: No, no.
Caitlin: If somebody walks up behind me and goes, hey, that’s a cool fucking…
Aerendyl: Okay.
Caitlin: That’s a cool character sheet.
Aerendyl: No, hear me out.
Caitlin: You play D&D.
Caitlin: He’s getting a 12 gauge rack through his fucking chest.
Aragorn: Yes, but what if the compliment is nice enough?
Aerendyl: Hear me out.
Caitlin: No, it’s dependent on how hot the woman is, not on how the government is.
Aragorn: Obviously, my friend, Aaron, was complimenting him and his carpentry.
Aerendyl: Hear me out.
Aragorn: I would be pretty astonished if my carpentry was that good.
Aerendyl: Let’s be honest here.
Aerendyl: I was just wondering, what was the garden of the place?
Aragorn: Yeah, it’s honestly kind of their fault, yeah.
Aerendyl: We kind of just walked in.
Aerendyl: It’s kind of his fault.
Aerendyl: There’s security.
Aerendyl: It’s not very tight around these parts.
DM: You’re on or I didn’t admit breaking and entering your trespassing.
Aragorn: If he was doing a magical cult display thing, he should have had better security.
Aerendyl: And he seemed like some sort of noble.
Aerendyl: He seemed like some sort of noble.
Aerendyl: Of course, peasants would walk in if they could.
Caitlin: What the hell?
Aragorn: Every…
DM: The door was unlocked.
Aerendyl: It literally was.
Aragorn: Every rich person has security and security never plots to kill the rich person, just like
Aerendyl: Also, let’s be honest here.
Caitlin: Well, I’ll do respect your honor.
Aragorn: J.F.K.
Aerendyl: The door was open.
Aerendyl: The gate was opened.
Caitlin: You run even there?
Aragorn: What did you expect on there?
Aerendyl: How can I break in and enter?
Aerendyl: I just enter.
Aragorn: Yeah.
Caitlin: I’m not going to let you go.
Aragorn: I didn’t break anything except him.
Aerendyl: Not just.
Aerendyl: Hey, he broke himself.
Aragorn: Oh, yeah, he burnt it down.
Aragorn: Um…
Aerendyl: Bro, forget to quarter circle on me.
Aragorn: No, I don’t have a gun.
Aerendyl: It’s fine.
Aragorn: But…
Aerendyl: So anyways, you said your name was,
Caitlin: This is the worst thing.
Aerendyl: you said your name is Katelyn, right?
Aragorn: Can you do it?
Aragorn: I don’t know why that was funny.
Aerendyl: Well, what’s your, what’s your plan now, Katelyn?
Caitlin: Correct.
Aragorn: Yeah.
Aragorn: You sound like a pig.
Caitlin: I can’t hear you over Andrew being a fucking dumbass.
Aerendyl: I said, sorry, excuse my comment.
Aragorn: Stop frontin’, I was thinking what the hell is.
Aerendyl: What’s your plan now, Katelyn? Where are you going?
Caitlin: I don’t…
Caitlin: What?
Aragorn: You have a wife.
Aerendyl: Can we please play the fucking game?
Caitlin: Fucking…
Caitlin: I opened my mouth and Andrew goes, stop.
Aerendyl: Though the one time flux is gone is when things get so chaotic.
Caitlin: I’m sorry, I’m sorry.
Caitlin: I really do want to run that back real quick.
Caitlin: I’m opening my mouth to respond to D&D character.
Caitlin: And Andrew goes, stop ratenizing with the allies you have in life.
Aerendyl: Oh, what did he use that?
Caitlin: That’s…
Aragorn: It’s the way that you said it.
Aerendyl: That’s foul.
Caitlin: So, Andrew, so, Andrew, so, Andrew that…
Aerendyl: Oh, I’m not speaking of Katelyn.
Aragorn: You’re like, so Caitlin, what are you doing after this?
Caitlin: No, no, no, no, no, so, Andrew, let’s run back at…
Caitlin: Let’s run back last session when fucking butter goes, there’s a woman there and your instant response is…
Aerendyl: Mommy.
Caitlin: That’s not okay.
Aragorn: You see, yeah, you see, but I don’t have a wife.
Caitlin: That’s not okay.
Aerendyl: Technically, we’re just engaged.
Aragorn: Technically, I can shoot on my wife till we’re married.
Caitlin: Let’s see.
Aerendyl: It’s not cheating on my wife.
Aragorn: Stop franising with the allies.
Aerendyl: It’s cheating on my fiancee.
Aragorn: Why are you franising with the crowds?
Caitlin: Do we play the goddamn game, please?
Aerendyl: I’m not frenetizing with the crowds and who are the allies?
Caitlin: Play the game?
Aragorn: I don’t think we can continue.
Caitlin: DM heads his headset on.
Caitlin: I think we can do whatever that’s…
Aerendyl: The DM is literally about a walk back in with like his hands covered on his face.
Caitlin: Can I get you?
Aragorn: Alright, so Butter, I kill a family of five.
Caitlin: Ryan, can you fucking say whatever you said beforehand?
Caitlin: Because fucking, we’re in tired Andrew.
Aerendyl: I’ll say it in a better tone. So, Caitlin, what’s your plan now? Where are you going?
Aragorn: Stop frontin’, I was thinking what the hell is.
Caitlin: I think I’m going straight face going here, fuck.
Aerendyl: Any places you dream of going?
Caitlin: As far as where to go, I’m not sure.
Aerendyl: Flare like wood!
Caitlin: I think, as unfortunately it may be for the time being, it does seem as though I will be staying with your little group of…
Aerendyl: Yes. Well, if you plan on staying with us, a vacant slot just opened conveniently.
Caitlin: your little Rhodes gallery here, if you will.
Aragorn: I think there’s always been a…
Aerendyl: By the chance you’re not looking for your lost wife too, are you?
Aerendyl: Yeah, what’s that?
Aerendyl: What’s that?
Aragorn: There’s always been a fake insult.
Aerendyl: Nothing about it. It seems like every few months there’s always a vacant slot.
Caitlin: That’s a fucking hell.
Aragorn: I know, it’s crazy.
Aerendyl: Let’s throw up the crowd.
Aragorn: I swear at me and myself.
Aragorn: Anyways, listen, I think we should kill her.
Aerendyl: Oh, so we take initiative this time and finally put them down.
Aragorn: Yeah, by the way, May, just so you’re aware, I’m not like being so discreet about this as possible.
Aerendyl: I’m going to untie it by and just go straight back to me like, anyways,
Caitlin: I’m fully aware.
Aragorn: Anyway, say it anyways.
Caitlin: Here’s an…
Aerendyl: yes, we have a vacant slot open. I don’t know if Shane is too happy about it since you are kind of like,
Aragorn: Yeah, welcome aboard friend.
Caitlin: I’m not thinking of…
Aragorn: You were kinda like, whoo.
Caitlin: Look, you’re going to have to understand from my perspective as I made the analogy last time with your dislike against Dark Elves, which I don’t…
Aerendyl: well, let me let me rephrase this. I fully understand it, but I still don’t like it
Caitlin: I understand.
Aragorn: Dark Elves deserved it.
Aerendyl: because you as the humans sometimes say, you fucked with my homie.
Caitlin: I understand.
Caitlin: I will not be…
Aragorn: Yeah, so I think you should turn over newly with us.
Caitlin: No more attempts against him. I’ve been ordered otherwise as unfortunate please.
Aerendyl: But is that like ordered as in like, it’s like I still hate you. I want to kill you,
Caitlin: I have been ordered not to, and I have sworn to my oath something I can operate.
Aerendyl: I but I can’t. Or is it just like, I don’t want to do this anymore because I want to turn over a new leaf.
Aragorn: Well, I mean…
Caitlin: I have sworn to my oath something I can operate.
Aerendyl: Well, in order for this to work, you kind of have to
Aragorn: Yeah.
Aerendyl: all right.
Aerendyl: I don’t know what’s that.
Aerendyl: In a party, does it require what’s our teamwork?
Aragorn: Oh, teamwork, yes, there is no I and T, but there’s definitely a me.
Aerendyl: I agree with that statement. Anyways,
Aragorn: But, but like, I can understand where you’re coming from.
Aerendyl: I just,
Aragorn: Like the famous Bard band, NWA, a bitch is a bitch.
Caitlin: I’m not…
Aragorn: No matter how poor a rich.
Caitlin: I’m not…
Aerendyl: that’s a band. Those lyrics sound fire.
Caitlin: I’m not just… just stare.
Caitlin: I’m just going to stare at Aragorn just…
Caitlin: You don’t seem to happy with my presence here.
Aragorn: Oh, no, I’m not calling you a bitch.
Aerendyl: Oh, whoa, whoa, whoa.
Aragorn: I’m calling the predicament a bitch.
Aragorn: You are not a bitch.
Aerendyl: Okay.
Aragorn: Um…
Caitlin: Oh my god, okay, okay, Butter, I have rope. Can I tie the rope to my sword like a guitar and play the wiser riff?
Aragorn: But anyways, the one who I’m calling a bitch is Shane actually.
Caitlin: I’m sorry.
Aerendyl: What are can we just turn this D&D session into Fortnite festival?
Caitlin: No, fuck it off.
Aerendyl: Why are you calling me Shane a bitch?
Aragorn: She’s been… because she’s a freeloader.
Caitlin: I’m not…
Aerendyl: Oh, did he spend all of your money?
Aragorn: Nothing else.
Aragorn: No, he didn’t spend all of my money, but knowing his incentives, he might as well.
Caitlin: I do have something, I guess, consider it to be something I used to do back in my teaching days.
Caitlin: I have a proposition for the two of you.
Aerendyl: You a teacher?
Aragorn: Oh, a proposition.
Aerendyl: It’s just…
Aragorn: Okay, okay, wait, wait, before we hear this proposition, maybe sit on the ground.
Caitlin: I’m going to just pull out my bag of coins and just kind of jingle it all.
Aragorn: Because this may be a serious proposition.
Caitlin: Tingle, jingle, jingle.
Caitlin: Hang down.
DM: At this moment, you all kind of get the sense of maybe we shouldn’t stand in this mansion’s backyard for any long period of time.
Caitlin: I’m going to wipe your ass.
Aragorn: Uh, we must hop the fence and…
Aerendyl: I have my hood on. They can’t see me.
Caitlin: Wait, wait, wait, wait, he’s dead.
Aerendyl: Okay.
Caitlin: We’ll just sleep here for them.
Aerendyl: Butter. Butter.
Caitlin: Is that fucking magic?
Aerendyl: Butter, I have dark vision. I’ll notice when they’re coming.
Aragorn: Yeah, but we have dark vision.
Caitlin: Oh yeah, I have no efficient, too.
Aragorn: We… I… well, I have specific dark vision.
Caitlin: Wait, wait.
Aerendyl: I’m kidding. I’m kidding.
Aragorn: I see dark colored people.
Caitlin: Wait, no, hey, hey, he’s got fucking the ESP wall hacks that look like people get close to the building.
Aragorn: Oh, no, it gets more powerful whenever we slaughter dark elves.
Caitlin: Oh.
Aerendyl: Andrew, does that skill get more powerful during February?
Aerendyl: Oh, I’m starting to like you even more now.
Aragorn: Oh, I hate them as well.
Caitlin: I’m not even supposed to know what’s more of a military defending its external threat.
Aerendyl: Anyways, I know the place.
DM: I just a copy paste from this nation’s law real quick for the record.
Caitlin: No.
Aragorn: What’s up?
Caitlin: No.
Aragorn: Hmm.
Caitlin: It’s like…
Caitlin: No.
Aerendyl: You know, as I think about it, maybe we should not be standing in the backyard of the man we just killed.
Aragorn: Yes, yes, maybe we should go to Insert Town County here and leave.
Aerendyl: I’m just going to go back to my place.
Aerendyl: Well, my underlings have a place.
Caitlin: Have a place.
Aragorn: Oh, well, I mean, we could always…
Caitlin: I’m sorry, you’re underlings.
Aragorn: We could always go to my place.
Aerendyl: I’m not going to elaborate. Let’s just go to the end.
Caitlin: Do you have a…
Aerendyl: Oh, let me, let me put this bluntly.
Caitlin: Well, if you buy what we spend…
Aerendyl: I don’t try to.
Aerendyl: I’m not going to take you to my house.
Aerendyl: I’ll listen to you, but I’m not going to take you to my house.
Caitlin: And just…
Aragorn: Yes, you… I mean, you did just run us and attack our friend.
Aerendyl: I’m not going to take you to my residence.
Aragorn: I mean, that is fair.
Aerendyl: Anyways, let’s go to the end.
Aragorn: I’m a God of the ball.
Aerendyl: I’m going to go back to my house.
Caitlin: No, although I don’t…
Caitlin: I will follow.
Aragorn: Key to the nice thing we tanked team with the sky.
Aerendyl: Why don’t you join the military?
Aerendyl: Just help my country.
Aragorn: They’re trying to…
Caitlin: We arrive at the end.
Aragorn: Yeah, yeah.
Aerendyl: Butter.
Caitlin: No, I’ll just walk.
Caitlin: I’ll walk right past and go up to my room.
Aragorn: Yeah, we don’t have a key dumbass.
Aerendyl: Wait, where are we at, the inn?
Caitlin: What?
Caitlin: Hey.
Aragorn: A key, okay.
Aerendyl: Oh yeah!
DM: He has it to the bastard suite.
Aerendyl: Oh yeah!
Aerendyl: I got this.
Caitlin: Give me a skeleton key.
Caitlin: Just unlock every door and like just close.
Aragorn: Is this the one where he stuck him with the horse?
Aerendyl: No!
Caitlin: No.
DM: That was like that was a different continent.
Aragorn: Okay.
Aerendyl: That was…
Aerendyl: That’s a different continent.
Caitlin: I was back in the loop and go.
Aerendyl: Brother?
Aerendyl: Yeah, it’s back in the living, man.
Aragorn: I don’t know.
DM: That’s how I know my guys love to pay the dignity clocked out and see gave you a horse.
Aragorn: A butter.
Aragorn: He has a master suite, correct?
DM: No.
Caitlin: I was back in the loop and then I got to the end.
Aragorn: How big is the room that he has?
Aerendyl: Error going if you’re having these thoughts again.
Aerendyl: I’m going to leave you alone here.
Aragorn: What thoughts?
Aerendyl: I can literally read your thoughts.
Aerendyl: You have a smirk that says, I’m going to put a big horse in my room.
Aragorn: Oh, the horse is too cliche.
Aerendyl: Oh!
Caitlin: Is there some context to the time missing?
Aragorn: Is there an exotic animal shop anywhere nearby?
Aerendyl: I’m starting to see how Error going has multiple personalities.
Aragorn: I want to put a gator in this suite.
Caitlin: What was that fucking midnight reap?
Caitlin: Wait.
Aragorn: You can summon a gator suite.
Aerendyl: One session he’s just tackling everyone.
Aerendyl: He sees the other session he’s buying animals for random people.
Caitlin: Wait a minute.
DM: Don’t you still have like five bunny rabbits in your back holding?
Aerendyl: The butter.
Caitlin: Wait a minute.
Caitlin: Andrew.
Caitlin: Andrew, give me 10 minutes.
Caitlin: I can summon a gainer.
Aragorn: All right.
Aerendyl: I’m going to leave.
Aragorn: Dwaygan, me and Caitlin are going to peruse around.
Aerendyl: I’m just going to leave.
Caitlin: I can also summon a camel.
Aerendyl: Error going to take the keys to the…
Aragorn: If you want to wait in your room for 10 minutes.
Aerendyl: I’m going to go home.
Aragorn: I think a camel is better.
Aragorn: Oh, push your head.
Aerendyl: I’m not telling you.
Aragorn: Oh, oh.
Aerendyl: I gave you the keys to the room in the inn.
Aerendyl: I’m going to my house now.
Aragorn: I mean, if he’s off right.
Aerendyl: You two sleep very nice night.
Aerendyl: Let’s be back up here in the morning.
Aerendyl: Caitlin, I’m just letting you know.
Aragorn: Oh, no, you’re sleeping by yourself, Caitlin.
Aerendyl: He’s insufferable.
Aragorn: Yeah, no, Caitlin, you’re getting a separate room.
Aerendyl: He’s insufferable.
Caitlin: I can.
Aerendyl: You’re going to have to pay for your own room.
Aragorn: You’re getting a separate room.
Aerendyl: He’s an asshole.
Aragorn: That’s all I am not.
Aragorn: I just like giving out free animals.
Aerendyl: Please.
Caitlin: I’m sure I can figure something out.
Aragorn: Would you like a buddy, Rebitt?
Caitlin: I’ve done deal with much worse.
Aerendyl: Don’t just pay attention to what he says.
Caitlin: No.
Aragorn: Are you sure?
Caitlin: Do you have any emotional connection to these rabbits?
Aerendyl: They’re dead now, right?
Aragorn: Um, nope.
Aragorn: I just have five Rebitts in a bag.
Caitlin: No.
Aragorn: Oh, okay.
Caitlin: I’ll take one.
Aragorn: You know, it’s funny.
Aragorn: I bought them in limited.
Aragorn: So they are a rotten, raggedy, mutated, rather tors.
Caitlin: That’s fine.
Aerendyl: There’s a bag of holding, keep it fresh, though.
Caitlin: Never mind.
Aerendyl: Put a bag of holding, keep it fresher.
Aragorn: I don’t have a bag of old age.
Caitlin: I’m sure I can figure something out.
Aerendyl: I don’t think so either.
Aragorn: I don’t know.
Aerendyl: He hasn’t had a bag of holding.
Caitlin: He doesn’t have a bag of hope to keep him.
Aerendyl: It’s just…
Aragorn: You know what?
Aragorn: I’m a butter.
Aerendyl: I haven’t noticed it till now.
Caitlin: He just has a normal sack.
Aragorn: Listen, hey, butter, right?
Aragorn: We’re there.
Caitlin: I can’t figure something out.
Aragorn: We’re there windows outside of the room.
Aerendyl: You’re going to have it.
Aragorn: What’s the homeless account around this, around this hotel?
Aerendyl: You either have it.
Aragorn: What was putt?
Aragorn: Really?
Aragorn: What’s the closest kid walking by the road?
Aerendyl: That killed them all.
Aerendyl: It’s midnight.
Aerendyl: There’s no kids.
Aerendyl: Oh.
Aragorn: You never know.
Aerendyl: And for the way.
Aragorn: Oh, where’s the nearest prostitute?
Caitlin: There are kids here.
Aerendyl: Hey, ladies, do you want to wrap it?
Aragorn: Down the street?
Aragorn: Caitlin.
Aragorn: Caitlin, would you partake in throwing rabbits at prostitutes with me?
Aerendyl: Caitlin, they’re going to see you in the morning.
Aragorn: Okay, cool.
Aragorn: Hey, butter.
Caitlin: I just got ripped.
Aragorn: You know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, wait, wait.
Aragorn: Oh, my God.
Caitlin: I just got ripped thousands of years into the future.
Caitlin: I just Nachikati, Lemki, has чтолушай?
Caitlin: Yeah?
Aerendyl: I just…
Aragorn: And rotten, mutilated corpses on rabbits.
Caitlin: if I don’t find this hot, which is opposite?
Aragorn: They’ve been mutilated in our adventures.
Caitlin: Or if you don’t have this?
Aragorn: This is, yeah, this is.
Aerendyl: I instantly just like…
Aerendyl: Pat it down like, nope, nope, nope.
Caitlin: Oh, no.
Aerendyl: I can give you powerful dreams.
Aragorn: I don’t think you can hear it.
Caitlin: Butter, please, do I recognize the voice of the ring?
Aerendyl: Why would you recommend?
Aragorn: Anyways.
Caitlin: Yeah, man.
Caitlin: Isn’t it loud?
Caitlin: Does it look like yell it?
Caitlin: It was in Dragon’s pocket.
Aerendyl: That’s a whisper.
Caitlin: Yeah.
Aragorn: Okay.
Aerendyl: I can give you powerful sneezes.
Aragorn: So butter, you’ve heard of Tim Barney, right?
Caitlin: Oh my god, do I just run?
Caitlin: Start running.
Caitlin: Run down the hill.
Aerendyl: I’m already gone.
Caitlin: Go to the top.
Aerendyl: For information about her, I’m just heading straight to the house and I’m just going
Aragorn: You’ve heard of it.
Caitlin: OK.
Caitlin: Michael.
Aragorn: I’ve been going to a hundred yard Hail Mary, this dead rabbit at the prostitute.
Aerendyl: to go take a long rest.
Aragorn: Would this be, would this be?
Aragorn: No, I, I’m more.
Caitlin: I’m going to find some nice little alleyway
Caitlin: that I can snuggle up in for the night.
Aragorn: Is this, is this considered a crime?
Caitlin: Yes.
Aragorn: More like gravity.
Aerendyl: Um, hey, butter.
Aragorn: I’m not gonna throw it.
Aragorn: I’ll keep them for more.
Caitlin: Oh, see?
Aerendyl: The house that I’m staying in.
Aerendyl: Is that the permanent location of their base of operations or is that temporary?
Caitlin: I got these guys on the straightened fucking narrow.
Aerendyl: The building a warehouse.
Aerendyl: So it’s not the base of operations.
Caitlin: For the absolutely.
Aerendyl: That has.
Aerendyl: Well, then I’ll bring…
Caitlin: I don’t want to never mind.
Aerendyl: I’ll give the invite to Caitlin if she needed a place to stay.
Caitlin: To what this, what is this?
Caitlin: Oh, I don’t want to be a little bit more quiet.
Caitlin: I’m not going to be a little bit more quiet.
Aerendyl: It’s just…
Caitlin: To what this, what is this all warehouse?
Aerendyl: No, it’s just a normal house that they gave me.
Caitlin: Is this a.
Caitlin: Oh, yeah, dude.
Aerendyl: I thought that was like the place of operations.
Aerendyl: I didn’t want to bring you there because I don’t trust you.
Aerendyl: If it’s just the house, then I’ll offer.
Aragorn: I’m staying in the end.
Aerendyl: But I’m gone.
Aerendyl: Yeah, I gave you the keys.
Aragorn: Yep, thank you, thank you.
Aerendyl: They’re good.
Aerendyl: You can have the in.
Aragorn: I appreciate it.
Caitlin: You gave him, you gave Andrew an in, bro.
Aerendyl: No, I just gave them the key to a room.
Caitlin: I want some shit.
Aragorn: Yeah, oh, you want stuff?
Aragorn: Here you go.
Aragorn: Here’s five mutilated, rotten, dead rabbit corpses.
Caitlin: I don’t want you.
Caitlin: If you get that corpse within a foot of me,
Caitlin: I’m running you through with my sword.
Aragorn: Oh, with this baby dick.
Aerendyl: Did somebody say running you through?
Caitlin: I’m going to go, I’m going to go to bed.
Caitlin: I’m going to go to bed.
Aragorn: Yeah, yeah.
Caitlin: And then I’m going to meet up with Dwaygan and retard in the morning.
Aerendyl: So you’re following me, right?
Caitlin: I assume so if you’re going to the house.
Aerendyl: Yep.
Aragorn: But do I get straight booking it?
Aragorn: He’s like already gone.
Aragorn: The, the fucking…
Caitlin: Wait, hang on.
Caitlin: I’m a woman.
Caitlin: I’m following a man in the middle of the night.
Caitlin: Gotta be careful here.
Caitlin: Got my pepper spray on lock.
Aragorn: Taser?
Aerendyl: And like that weird shitty knife with like three prongs at it.
Aragorn: Check.
Aragorn: Yeah, the fucking rivets in the fucking…
Aragorn: The car keys in the hand like Wolverine.
Aerendyl: I love how we’ve had like 10 minutes of D&D.
Caitlin: Wait, yeah, anyway, lock it in, Falkmump.
Aragorn: Yep, yep, lock it in, fuck man.
Aerendyl: On Fornam Graves.
Caitlin: I am locked.
Aragorn: Locked.
Aragorn: Yes.
Aerendyl: The house.
Aerendyl: My house.
Aerendyl: Yes, my house.
Aerendyl: Sweet.
Aerendyl: Stop fronizing with the allies.
Aragorn: Yep, I do not, I do not care to frat nice with this woman.
Caitlin: Do not.
Aerendyl: You have a wife.
Aragorn: Oh really?
Aerendyl: Nope.
Aerendyl: I’m going to strip my room and locking it.
Caitlin: Don’t worry, Andrew, I’ll tell you in great detail,
Caitlin: the hot and steamy sex, me and wagon.
Aragorn: Little did you know I’m an author of many fan fictions.
Aerendyl: I am a man of my word.
Aragorn: Do you ever heard of Sonic and Shadow?
Caitlin: We are moving on.
Aragorn: What the fuck is AO3?
Caitlin: Sorry, Andrew. I personally believe that you are not hanging on hang on. Let me pull the
Aerendyl: Never mind.
Aragorn: All I know is fucking lot pad.
Aragorn: I don’t know any more sites to…
Caitlin: rip cord here. I personally believe that you were a 2012 lesbian with a Tumblr account.
Aragorn: I’ve never owned Tumblr.
Aerendyl: What’s Timber?
Aerendyl: I’m joking.
Caitlin: Please tell me you know, okay, thank God. I was like, buttered.
Aragorn: I was about to say I’m gonna stay silent for that comment.
Aerendyl: I’m joking.
Caitlin: Come on.
Aerendyl: But I was joking.
Caitlin: Tumblr is a porn website from the early 2000s.
Aragorn: Yeah.
Caitlin: Wanpad.
Aerendyl: I know.
Aragorn: You know, it’s El Support site.
Aragorn: Yeah, pretty much.
Aragorn: Oh yeah, yeah, yeah.
Aragorn: All two of those.
Aerendyl: What’s that?
Aerendyl: Twitter.
Aragorn: No, well, maybe.
Caitlin: September July 2020 All right, Casino.
Aerendyl: Reddit.
Aragorn: Yeah, yeah, Discord.
Aerendyl: Google Maps.
Aragorn: Discord, don’t forget those NSFW servers.
Caitlin: YouTube.
Aerendyl: Not my proudest fan.
Aragorn: Oh yeah, you ever put on a naked Minecraft skin?
Caitlin: I’m in the way I’m in the way I’m going to bed now.
Aragorn: I have no mouth, but I must scream.
Aerendyl: I’m just.
Aerendyl: Just.
Caitlin: In this session alone, fucking butters collecting so much data on Andrew. Andrew’s so fucked
Aerendyl: Dude.
Caitlin: for the rest of his life. What are you know? You know you own Andrew’s entire like this
Aragorn: Oh yeah, let me know.
Aerendyl: But it could make so many a voices of us now.
Aerendyl: He has everything.
Aragorn: I stroke it to Barney.
Aerendyl: I stroke it to Barbie.
Caitlin: entire future in the palm of your hands, right? Andrew wants to get a job. Yeah, enjoy this
Caitlin: digital footprint fuck up. I’m getting ruined back it’s life. I will not be saying it.
Aerendyl: No.
Aragorn: Oh no, not even that.
Aragorn: Not even that.
Aerendyl: Yeah, I’m going to take a long rest.
Caitlin: I’m seeing bad people. I’m going to bed. Yep, I’m resting.
Aragorn: I have dark vision.
Aragorn: I see color people.
Aragorn: That’s even worse.
Aragorn: I’m going to ponder my thoughts with self-depression and loadingness.
Aerendyl: But are.
Aragorn: And then fall asleep.
Aerendyl: But are when we walk to the house.
Aerendyl: Is there anybody in the house?
Aerendyl: Or is it empty?
Aragorn: Corrigate the house.
Aerendyl: Good.
Aerendyl: Then.
Aerendyl: Before I go to bed, I’m going to go to my desk to see if they dropped off any documents.
Aerendyl: I was double checking because I asked them to do stuff.
Aerendyl: So I never knew.
Aerendyl: So.
Aerendyl: I’m long resting now.
Aerendyl: They gave me a ledger, which was, it was in his detail.
Aragorn: You
Aerendyl: And then I asked for like the.
Aerendyl: The top people who owe us sorted.
Aerendyl: Which they haven’t given me that.
Aerendyl: Yeah, and then spells.
Aerendyl: I’m sure.
Caitlin: I don’t have any problems here. I can go meet up with him.
Aerendyl: It’s fine with me.
Aerendyl: I guess I’ll just wait around until.
Aerendyl: Or ready to go meet up back with Andy.
Aerendyl: Before we go.
Caitlin: What? Thank you. Oh my God, please, definitely, please, please serve her, definitely.
Aragorn: Oh fuck I’m not here.
Aerendyl: Let’s have a chat, shall we?
Aerendyl: That’s kind of the idea.
Aragorn: Fuck!
Aerendyl: So Andrew, you can.
Aragorn: Butter, I have magic now.
Aragorn: I cast all my-
Aerendyl: You just.
Aragorn: Oh, mute, oh, mute instead.
Caitlin: Right then.
Aerendyl: You just.
Aerendyl: We should have a little chat.
Aragorn: I will stay silent.
Aerendyl: So, first of all, if this whole party situation is going to work out, we need to set some ground
Aerendyl: to the same rules.
Aerendyl: Try not to anger the white haired wizard.
Aerendyl: As much as possible.
Caitlin: How are we looking to Lapin?
Aerendyl: The only reason why I’m saying this is because he has a trigger finger.
Aerendyl: And he is happy.
Aerendyl: And let me bear in mind.
Aerendyl: You said that you’re.
Caitlin: Will he happy to release KS?
Aerendyl: I mean, he seems like a very trigger happy fellow.
Aerendyl: But you said it yourself.
Caitlin: I’m cold.
Caitlin: I am not under oath, I am under oath to not attack him, I am under oath to not grievously
Aerendyl: Because of your oath, you can know you can no longer attack him.
Aerendyl: But he’s not under oath to attack you or not to attack you.
Aerendyl: So bear in mind.
Caitlin: wound him.
Caitlin: There’s a correction, if I do not kill him, then I’m still buttering my oath.
Caitlin: However, do not let that hurt your opinion of me, I still have no intent of attacking
Aerendyl: Well, my opinion of you is still at zero.
Caitlin: you.
Caitlin: You and me both, though, the Rizzi, I would like to gain trust of you and I would like
Aerendyl: I have to let that simmer for a bit.
Aerendyl: I have trust issues.
Caitlin: to be able to trust you.
Aerendyl: Well, that’s going to take a while.
Aerendyl: You see, this party spot that has now been vacated for about three days now.
Aerendyl: Has been filled up by you.
Aerendyl: But before it was vacated, there was a guy named Yenle.
Caitlin: I am not under oath to not give you trust of me, I am under oath to not give you trust
Aerendyl: Perfect man.
Aerendyl: Great guy.
Aerendyl: Best man in my wedding.
Aerendyl: I hope.
Aerendyl: But before that, there was another person.
Caitlin: of me, I am under oath to not give you trust of me, I am under oath to not give you
Aerendyl: That person was big, very man.
Aerendyl: And then before that, oh, it was this IELF who was a dark elf.
Caitlin: trust of me, I am under oath to not give you trust of me, I am under oath to not give
Aerendyl: She betrayed me.
Aerendyl: So how do I know you’re not a dark elf from like the future?
Caitlin: trust of me, I am under oath to not give you trust of me, I am under oath to not give you
Aerendyl: Or the past?
Caitlin: I can’t, I guess I can’t assure you that I’m not, though, you seem to be able to
Caitlin: literally train Swordsman.
Aerendyl: Trained is the right word.
Aerendyl: But I have not really practiced for like the last 70 years.
Caitlin: You seem, you seem efficient in combat, you seem efficient in combat.
Aerendyl: Well, I do have a flame for our on my knee.
Caitlin: I, I, or at least, how I was, I gained knowledge and trust of those I put with by personally
Caitlin: sparring or engaging in combat with them.
Caitlin: If I have the opportunity, I would like to do the same with you and your friendly fellow.
Caitlin: I’d be willing to compensate you both for your time, I understand that putting your weapons
Caitlin: through active tear is not exactly ideal in a non-lethal combat experience, but I would
Aerendyl: But I have to say something.
Caitlin: like to fight the both of you today.
Caitlin: Give me an opportunity to see how I will be interacting with you on the field of battle
Caitlin: and an opportunity to see how I can trust you.
Caitlin: I’m sure you fought plenty of darkshorts.
Aerendyl: Am I good?
Caitlin: He’s not time for me.
Aerendyl: It involves a different place.
Aerendyl: It’s the it’s Liza.
Aerendyl: The lizard people place.
Caitlin: Oh my god, don’t leave me here with Andrew Ew, I’m scared, I’m scared, I’m scared.
Caitlin: Oh my god, oh my god, ew.
Caitlin: Oh my god, ew, oh my god, ew.
Caitlin: I love future better.
Caitlin: This is Nathaniel speaking.
Caitlin: I’m going to kill your entire family, you should be very scared.
Caitlin: I’m coming for you.
Caitlin: I’ll be back.
Caitlin: Yes.
Caitlin: I want to fight you.
Aerendyl: Nate, as a response to you, you were saying how you spar with people to like figure out what type of character they are and stuff like that.
Caitlin: Mike.
Caitlin: I don’t.
Aerendyl: Is my response?
Aerendyl: I would just be like, oh, so you’re like one of those people.
Caitlin: Butter nothing right?
Aerendyl: Similar to the tribes of Liza.
Aerendyl: I’ve heard very much that the.
Aerendyl: I believe it was the lizard man there.
Aerendyl: They often spar with each other too.
Caitlin: Nothing like that in the rainings, no ring, ring, ring.
Caitlin: Yeah, okay, I figured as much.
Aerendyl: They used to spar with them a spot of each other often to try and figure out what type of character they were.
Caitlin: I don’t want to extend.
Aerendyl: I’ve heard of that method, but I’ve never done it myself.
Caitlin: To an extent, although mine isn’t less of a sparring as it is, I want to fight as if death
Caitlin: was in mind, not to the death, nobody will be dying, but no holds barred, if you will.
Aerendyl: Anything goes?
Aerendyl: Is this a simple sword on sword sparring match?
Caitlin: Anything goes.
Aerendyl: I’ll shake the hand.
Caitlin: I’m not exactly a pure swordswoman, though spells and magic are my second nature.
Caitlin: Hence why I ask that anything goes.
Caitlin: And I’ll offer out a hand, like a hand check.
Aerendyl: As you do that, I counter-spill at eighth level and then I summon a with dragon.
Caitlin: All right, I’m making two attacks against dragon, dragon, what’s your aim?
Aerendyl: I’ll hum Kara.
Caitlin: I’m joking.
Caitlin: A wish dragon.
Aerendyl: Except this is driven before she had a thousand voices.
Caitlin: Within a thousand voices.
Caitlin: No.
Aerendyl: This is driven of 200 voices.
Caitlin: This is women.
Caitlin: I’m not a woman.
Aerendyl: I’m going to pull out my fusion rifle some voices.
Caitlin: Some a couple.
Caitlin: I’ll give you an opportunity you can you may decide.
Caitlin: Would you like me to fight you and then him or both of you versus me?
Aerendyl: I’m not a huge fan of sparring matches be a two on one that seems unfair.
Caitlin: I’m confident in my abilities, but if you do, if you.
Aerendyl: I know that.
Aerendyl: I’m just letting you know I will lose.
Aerendyl: I’m not the man I used to be.
Aerendyl: My movement’s aren’t as the same.
Aerendyl: My sword isn’t the same.
Aerendyl: I mean you will win.
Caitlin: So the two of you versus me then.
Aerendyl: I mean, if he wants to, he’s a very crazy person.
Caitlin: Sure, works for me.
Aerendyl: He’s crazy.
Caitlin: I will, I’ll hand you 30 gold.
Caitlin: And just that should be enough to.
Caitlin: X any in if you have any mistakes with your armor or prep if you need it.
Aerendyl: I’m not a big fan of sparring matches.
Caitlin: No, I’m so not.
Aerendyl: Is there any differences?
Aerendyl: Yes.
Caitlin: I’m not.
Caitlin: You’re lacking.
Caitlin: All right, let’s go see if that other one is still throwing dead animals that women.
Aerendyl: I would have been surprised if we walked in there.
Caitlin: Is that something he does often?
Aerendyl: If I had a nickel for every time I brought a horse into an in-room, I’d have one nickel.
Caitlin: It’s not happening at all.
Caitlin: How far away was the like the house from the end?
Caitlin: Did we like walk like a good decent bit?
Caitlin: Or is this like down the road?
Caitlin: Oh, okay, I’m on them.
Aerendyl: Shall we head to the end and pick up Ergon?
Caitlin: Wish I.
Aerendyl: Ergon?
Caitlin: That’s when I don’t be.
Caitlin: All right.
Aragorn: Oh, so many opportunities for fat advising.
Caitlin: Wake the fuck up, mommy.
Caitlin: I pissed the bed.
Caitlin: For making.
Aragorn: Oh my god.
Aragorn: I’m back.
Aerendyl: He’s back and black.
Aragorn: I’m back.
Aragorn: Yep.
Aerendyl: He gets the sack.
Aragorn: I’ll open the door.
Aerendyl: I guess I’ll just knock on Andrew’s master bedroom door.
Caitlin: I’m waiting outside.
Aerendyl: Yeah, I don’t know.
Aragorn: Hey butter!
Caitlin: There’s a horse behind him.
Aerendyl: There was no exotic animal seller.
Aragorn: So that exotic animal seller, right?
Caitlin: No.
Caitlin: No.
Aragorn: What would he have possibly had?
Aerendyl: Oh!
Aragorn: Right.
Aragorn: What did I do this?
Caitlin: I want you to understand we need a little rewind here to actually my campaign.
Caitlin: So two weeks ago they were supposed to go meet up with the queen.
Caitlin: Andro goes, no, I’m going to go find a raisin Cames and proceed to be a problem for the next hour.
Aerendyl: Commissioner for
Caitlin: That was dude, that was it.
Caitlin: I go, you guys need to go get food somewhere and you’re like, I want raisin Cames and then Hayden started fucking you up about his shit.
Aragorn: No, that was hated.
Aerendyl: reaching
Aragorn: Okay, first off, I said I want a race of kids.
Aragorn: I left it at that.
Aragorn: I’d never dragged the meme.
Caitlin: You caused a problem.
Aerendyl: and
Aragorn: Hey then, some problem with itself.
Caitlin: You caused the problem.
Caitlin: Hi, do I get.
Caitlin: Okay, dude.
Caitlin: I can rape you dead.
Aerendyl: what?
Aragorn: I open the door and thousands of birds go through.
Aragorn: I enter.
Caitlin: It’s like a magician like flourishes the cloak and just does fly out.
Aragorn: Yep.
Aragorn: You see 20 top hats on the ground.
Aerendyl: Erdogan what have you been doing?
Aragorn: Magic.
Aragorn: What would you like to see?
Caitlin: Okay.
Aerendyl: It doesn’t look…
Aerendyl: No, no Erdogan I would not like to see you in the magic.
Aragorn: Are you sure?
Aerendyl: I’m pretty sure.
Aerendyl: Anyways Erdogan you love…
Aerendyl: You love fighting people right?
Aragorn: Right.
Aragorn: Oh, so you want me to fight Caitlin?
Aerendyl: I…
Aerendyl: It is a sparring match and she’s paying us.
Aragorn: To the death or?
Aerendyl: Well, the thought is to the death but not actually to the death.
Aragorn: Oh, okay, so, um, Caitlin, right?
Aerendyl: Fight to kill but don’t kill, you know?
Aerendyl: It’s a 2v1.
Aragorn: I’m in my mindset.
Aerendyl: She’s outside.
Aragorn: If I’m no, okay.
Aerendyl: Why are you talking to somebody?
Aerendyl: She’s outside.
Aragorn: I’m a little…
Aerendyl: It’s a sky-fucking-less-sitting.
Aragorn: Listen, I am not right in the head.
Aragorn: As we’ve been known.
Aerendyl: We?
Aragorn: Yes, we.
Aerendyl: More like me, Shane, Yenlair, no longer Yenlair.
Aragorn: No, yeah, yeah, we.
Aerendyl: Even Caitlin knows and she hasn’t been here for less than a day.
Aragorn: So we.
Aragorn: Do not know proper grammar, Erlen.
Aerendyl: I don’t think you understood.
Aragorn: I said, we’ve been known as a new shame and Caitlin.
Aerendyl: Pretty sure…
Aerendyl: Pretty sure it’s you.
Aerendyl: Which is Harry Potter?
Aragorn: Oh, and the sweating stone.
Aragorn: Well, it starts off with a baby boy.
Caitlin: I’m sorry.
Aerendyl: I answered Erdogan that was our total question.
Aerendyl: Harry Potter doesn’t exist in this world.
Aragorn: Oh, you’re right.
Aerendyl: It exists in your head.
Aragorn: Swery lotter is the right name.
Aerendyl: No Erdogan, no Erdogan, no.
Aerendyl: Erdogan, let’s just do this.
Aragorn: So you talk to yourself too.
Aerendyl: No Erdogan, no Erdogan.
Aerendyl: Me, you.
Aerendyl: Let’s go fight to this person.
Aragorn: Right.
Aerendyl: 2v1 style, we get paid.
Aerendyl: We get rest while we’re waiting for Shane.
Aragorn: How much are we getting paid?
Aerendyl: I don’t see you give me 30 gold.
Aerendyl: And I haven’t fought her yet.
Aragorn: Oh, that’s.
Aerendyl: So just imagine what will happen when I’m lying there with my metal hand on the ground
Aerendyl: because she snapped it in half.
Aragorn: Oh, right.
Aerendyl: I have insurance on this thing.
Aragorn: So is this a.
Aragorn: Who do you have insurance with?
Aragorn: State Farm or not state farm?
Aerendyl: No, no.
Aerendyl: It’s all state.
Aerendyl: It’s all state.
Aragorn: Butter, what’s the alternate for?
Aragorn: Oh, oh.
Caitlin: What’s the guy code in the universe?
Aragorn: Anyway.
Aerendyl: Hey, whoa, whoa.
Aerendyl: Now anyways, I was thinking we could stuff by Capitol Bank.
Aerendyl: What’s in your wallet?
Aragorn: Oh, um, Geico save 50% more on arm insurance.
Aerendyl: Progressive.
Aerendyl: Buy more, save today.
Aerendyl: Some bullshit like that.
Aerendyl: Name your price checker tool.
Aragorn: Target.
Aerendyl: What’s a Walmart?
Aragorn: Oh, it’s a mark that you can buy walls.
Aerendyl: Did you work there?
Aerendyl: Is that what you look like?
Aragorn: No, no.
Aerendyl: I’m sorry, I’m sorry, I’m sorry, I’m done, I’m done.
Aragorn: Oh, I see.
Aragorn: I hear some form of liquid being poured.
Aerendyl: Erdogan.
Aragorn: Should I check a dead rabbit at it?
Aerendyl: Erdogan.
Aerendyl: Erdogan.
Aerendyl: You love combat, don’t you?
Aragorn: Correct.
Aragorn: I said yes.
Aerendyl: Then let’s go fight her.
Aragorn: You were the one who is dragging it.
Aerendyl: I wasn’t trying to.
Aragorn: I said yes before.
Aragorn: You kept dragging it.
Aerendyl: I’m not going to argue with you because you’re right.
Aragorn: You’re right.
Aerendyl: But let’s get past this.
Aragorn: I said yes.
Aerendyl: Let’s get past this and forget about this ever happened.
Aerendyl: We didn’t inconvenience any sort of dungeon master or other players.
Aragorn: Right.
Aerendyl: I don’t know, he loves it.
Aerendyl: I don’t know who he is, but he loves it.
Aerendyl: The upper being in the sky.
Aragorn: No, no.
Aragorn: Why would we?
Aerendyl: I.
Aragorn: He loves us.
Aerendyl: I mean, he’s watching you when you’re sleeping.
Aragorn: He’s going to enjoy listening.
Aerendyl: He knows when you’re awake.
Aragorn: It’s almost like he has a tape recorder right next to us.
Aerendyl: He Taliban better good.
Aerendyl: Yes, yes, Santa is a perfect.
Aragorn: And he’s going to enjoy listening to this one.
Aerendyl: I’m leaving.
Aragorn: Oh, oh, I’m going.
Caitlin: Can we get it?
Aerendyl: What’s gasoline?
Aragorn: Yeah, yeah.
Caitlin: Yeah, but I’m actually going to start running good gasoline lines across the big fucking start of the end.
Aerendyl: That doesn’t exist in this fantasy of the evil world.
Aragorn: Oh, so yeah, what’s gasoline?
Aragorn: That doesn’t exist here.
Aerendyl: That butternut has put a cook bump.
Aragorn: I think I think you mean high toxic flammable fields.
Aerendyl: Says who?
Caitlin: I’m going to start running.
Aerendyl: Pretty sure that’s a ghost rider.
Aragorn: Really?
Caitlin: Okay.
Aragorn: Akira?
Aragorn: Akira?
Aragorn: Oh.
Aragorn: A fewer?
Aragorn: Can’t.
Aerendyl: Kid named the Gert.
Aragorn: I’m like an uncle, maybe.
Aerendyl: Okay, yeah, I’m so sorry.
Aragorn: Yeah, I open the door and 20 more hats up here.
Aerendyl: We need Shane back.
Aerendyl: We need we need Flexie back, man.
Aerendyl: Flexie kept us on track.
Aragorn: Hey, I’m just here, dude.
Caitlin: I just kept Andrew on track.
Aerendyl: He really did.
Aerendyl: Flexie mastered Andrew.
Aerendyl: He’s just here.
Caitlin: I’m going to go on.
Aragorn: You see given this audio file just this.
Aerendyl: I would I would normally be upset about that, but I can’t be because you’re right.
Caitlin: Andrew.
Aragorn: Okay.
Caitlin: Andrew, I will play rivals with you if you actually lock it in for the session.
Aragorn: All right, we’re fighting.
Aragorn: We’re going to get a video.
Caitlin: Yeah.
Aerendyl: I’ll play strife.
Aragorn: Suck on my rainy day.
Aragorn: Dude, shut up.
Aerendyl: Well.
Aragorn: Okay, it’s not.
Caitlin: Lock it in.
Aragorn: Bitches.
Caitlin: Okay.
Aragorn: My.
Aerendyl: I heard you.
Aragorn: So who are we fighting?
Aerendyl: Anyways, fighting Caitlin.
Caitlin: I will play with you, Andrew, if you lock it in.
Aragorn: Okay, but okay.
Aerendyl: We’re going to find a place to spar with her.
Aragorn: No holds bar or.
Aerendyl: Anything goes just don’t.
Aerendyl: You know, don’t actually kill the other person.
Aragorn: Well, of course not.
Aerendyl: But anything goes magic swords.
Aragorn: I think we need a very majestic field to fight on.
Aerendyl: I’m not sure if I can do it.
Aragorn: So this is very cinematic.
Aragorn: Yeah, I need to fight on a majestic field.
Aerendyl: Is there like an arena?
Aragorn: But where’s the sleazy as a gem ever?
Aerendyl: Guy named Jim.
Aragorn: Okay, so then where’s the most majestic field?
Aerendyl: So tell me there’s no one in this town named Jim.
Caitlin: No way.
Caitlin: Is there a school?
Aragorn: Okay.
Aerendyl: We’re going to go to my backyard.
Caitlin: No, no, no.
Aerendyl: Now that he’s bringing up schools, I think we should just kind of leave.
Aragorn: Oh, Caitlin.
Aragorn: Oh, oh, Caitlin, you’re suddenly wearing a black trench coat.
Aerendyl: We don’t need it.
Caitlin: Do you know the big like the schools and maziams with like the.
Aragorn: What are you hiding?
Aerendyl: Why is there a white van right next to you?
Aragorn: Why is there a very big bulge coming in the side of the.
Caitlin: Okay.
Caitlin: We’re going guys.
Aerendyl: We’re sorry.
Caitlin: We’re going.
Aerendyl: My second personality is slipping out.
Aragorn: Is that in a.
Caitlin: We’re walking towards dragon.
Caitlin: I’m walking towards dragon’s house.
Aerendyl: I’m going to go to the backyard.
Aragorn: To like it’s full on spreading it.
Aerendyl: Back yard against.
Aerendyl: What?
Aerendyl: We need that sound, but.
Aragorn: Uh-huh.
Aragorn: You know, you know, Pablo.
Aerendyl: We need that sound bite.
Aragorn: God.
Caitlin: Andrew’s that Andrew’s entire future career is to ruin.
Aragorn: Oh, I’m sorry.
Caitlin: I was going to repeat it.
Aragorn: Oh, that’s even worse.
Caitlin: I’m not going to repeat that.
Caitlin: What sound by dragon?
Aerendyl: That’s the one you said just now.
Aragorn: I’m sorry.
Caitlin: What does he say?
Caitlin: I was ready.
Aerendyl: We are inside the blank.
Aerendyl: You were now deep inside.
Caitlin: I’m going to repeat that.
Aragorn: Balls deep.
Aerendyl: He’s going to read it.
Caitlin: I don’t really.
Aerendyl: He’s going to make the AI just make it do a transcript and read it.
Caitlin: I don’t really.
Caitlin: You’re really going to enjoy listening to this back aren’t you?
Aerendyl: We need a battle map now.
Aragorn: All right.
Caitlin: I.
Aerendyl: It doesn’t actually just has to be a white screen.
Aragorn: You harassing women makes me sick.
Caitlin: I don’t really.
Aerendyl: We don’t need anything.
Aerendyl: Yeah, I will be.
Caitlin: We even need a battle map like it’s not like we’re going to be moving around in the new ring.
Aragorn: I would.
Aragorn: Oh, shit.
Caitlin: I don’t see anything.
Aragorn: I don’t see.
Aerendyl: There’s no token in the scene which gives you.
Caitlin: Oh no.
Aerendyl: I have dark vision.
Caitlin: I had dark vision.
Aragorn: I see dark people.
Caitlin: It’s still dark.
Aerendyl: Answer.
Caitlin: I see dark people.
Aerendyl: Why did you join the military?
Caitlin: Hello, dragon.
Aerendyl: Who’s here in my country?
Aragorn: To shoot the Vietnamese.
Caitlin: Hello, Mario.
Caitlin: Where’s Andrew week?
Aerendyl: Where’s Nadeh?
DM: White box.
Caitlin: Where’s Andrew taking hit points.
Aerendyl: He’s all the way over there.
Caitlin: Hello over there.
Aerendyl: I’m going to go to the military.
Aragorn: Oh, it’s a new day.
Caitlin: I’m going to repeat that.
Aerendyl: Answer.
Aerendyl: You got a long rest.
Aragorn: New day.
Caitlin: I’ll pull out.
Aerendyl: You’re stupid monkey.
Caitlin: If we’re kind of standing up here, I’ll pull out my like my tower shield off my back and kind of slam it into the dirt and kind of draw my blade.
Aerendyl: That sounds about fair.
Aerendyl: What’s wrong?
Caitlin: No holding back no restrictions.
Caitlin: You had time and preparation.
Aerendyl: I read that in a book.
Caitlin: You will fall now.
Aerendyl: I believe he was called imbibble.
Caitlin: I’m going to tap the edge of my sword.
Caitlin: Invisible.
Caitlin: How can I see you if you’re invisible?
Aerendyl: Lackin, lockin, lockin.
Caitlin: What am I invisible?
Caitlin: If you can’t see.
Aerendyl: Lackin, lockin, lockin.
Aerendyl: Proceeds to not lockin with me.
Caitlin: I’m lighting my sword on fire.
Aragorn: So, uh, lock the fucking.
Aerendyl: We need an initiative.
Aragorn: I have a 14.
Caitlin: My initiative is.
Caitlin: Where do I put it?
Caitlin: I got a dirty 20.
Aragorn: I don’t know.
Caitlin: I’m going to turn it off.
Aerendyl: I’m going to go to the military.
Aragorn: I just smoke inside.
Caitlin: Why is dragon.
Caitlin: I’m turning on invisibility for 3600 minutes.
Aragorn: You know, guys and all in a body, like.
Aerendyl: I guess I was just.
Aerendyl: That was it last session.
Aragorn: Fire.
Aerendyl: No, so my initiative is a.
Aragorn: So
Caitlin: Oh, good shit.
Aerendyl: That’s a natural 20 with a 22.
Caitlin: No rolling at the 20 isn’t lucky skill.
Aragorn: so
Caitlin: You got to know how to roll it right.
Aerendyl: Wait, can I use lucky as that?
Caitlin: Did you do lucky roll it?
Caitlin: I think it’s DM discretion attack roll ability checker seven throw.
Caitlin: It’s DM discretion if you want to use it for initiative.
Aerendyl: I don’t know.
Caitlin: I don’t have a problem with it.
Aerendyl: It does lucky work with it.
Caitlin: So do I get me under?
Aragorn: 14
Aerendyl: For my turn as L.
Caitlin: Oh my god.
Aerendyl: Rick, I would want to go into my demon form.
Aerendyl: I remember the good old days.
Caitlin: That picks back so many good memories of not even going to lie.
Aerendyl: I miss as bro.
Caitlin: I could have turned him into conquest that would have been so fucking cool.
Aerendyl: Stand ready for my arrival.
Caitlin: My arrival worm.
Caitlin: Dude, that would have been so fire.
Aerendyl: How you doing, assy?
Aerendyl: For my first turn.
Caitlin: I could have turned to the
Caitlin: more and more.
Aerendyl: I feel like you know.
Caitlin: You’re almost like some kind of drifter.
Caitlin: See that I can.
Aerendyl: I think it likes to gamble.
Caitlin: Take your turn retard.
Aerendyl: I’m thinking.
Aerendyl: Anyways, what if I casted levitate on it?
Caitlin: I probably weigh 7000 pounds what with full metal armor and tower shield.
Aerendyl: I’m not going to do it.
Aragorn: you
Caitlin: No, I don’t think I actually went more than five hour bounce.
Caitlin: I mean, what’s the save if you’re just.
Caitlin: That’s your DC.
Aerendyl: It would be a 16.
Aerendyl: I could if I really wanted to.
Caitlin: I mean, I’ll tell you what I rolled if you want to.
Aerendyl: No, well, I’m not going to do it.
Aerendyl: But yeah, what did you roll?
Caitlin: You know, my bonus to my charisma saving throws are by the way.
Caitlin: I have a plus 13 to my charisma saving throws.
Aerendyl: Instead.
Aerendyl: Um.
Caitlin: I have or a protection but if you’re confused just why I’m able to do that.
Caitlin: I have a I can add my charisma modifier to any of my saving throws.
Aerendyl: I’m not going to do it.
Caitlin: You see like deep staring your computer.
Caitlin: I’m like, that’s how I’m able to do that.
Caitlin: Don’t let that stop you.
Caitlin: I can always roll like shit.
Caitlin: I’ve done it before.
Aerendyl: Well, I’m trying to make sure.
Caitlin: I rolled like a natural three last session.
Aerendyl: This is something that would affect you.
Aerendyl: But it wouldn’t.
Caitlin: Hey, treat me like an enemy.
Aerendyl: I don’t think you’d have to roll for it.
Aerendyl: It’s just something that happens.
Aerendyl: It was the God we killed casually.
Aerendyl: Vex Mordus.
Caitlin: I’m a real fucking.
Caitlin: A. Mythic last.
Aerendyl: Are you wearing any like chain mail or like any metal armor?
Caitlin: Yeah, everything I wear as metal.
Aerendyl: Okay, so I’m going to cast heat metal on your breastplate.
Caitlin: That’s a problem.
Caitlin: That’s an issue.
Aerendyl: It happens instantly.
Caitlin: I can’t just take it off.
Caitlin: It’s fucking armor.
Caitlin: What’s it’s a con save or is it a deck save.
Aerendyl: But on your turn.
Caitlin: But it’s.
Aerendyl: You can either drop it.
Caitlin: I can’t drop it.
Caitlin: I can’t take it off.
Aerendyl: If a creature is holding or wearing an object takes damage from it.
Caitlin: It takes an action to take my armor off.
Caitlin: I can’t.
Aerendyl: The creature must succeed a constant takes a constitution saving throw or drop the object
Aerendyl: and has disadvantage on attack or was an ability checks until the start of your next turn.
Aerendyl: So you cannot stop it unless you can counter spell it.
Aragorn: Make sure you slide down.
Caitlin: Okay, I’ll open it.
Aerendyl: But there is a 2d8.
Caitlin: There’s no damage behind it.
Caitlin: Okay, partner.
Aerendyl: But but if you if you fail the constitution saving throw.
Aerendyl: You’ll have disadvantage on your attacks.
Aerendyl: But it does this count towards my thing my arcane firearm.
Caitlin: Wow.
Aragorn: I know.
Aerendyl: Does this give another.
Caitlin: I have to be a projectile spell for arcane fire.
Caitlin: If I’m not mistaken.
Aerendyl: That’s what I’m going to double check.
Caitlin: Dude, he knows what’s stronger than I thought it was.
Caitlin: I thought it was because I thought it was the con save for the actual damage.
Caitlin: No, I just take 2d 8 fire regardless.
Caitlin: That’s actually pretty strong.
Aerendyl: When you cast an artificial spell through the fire arm roll a d8 and gain a bonus.
Aerendyl: And this isn’t this is part of artifice or heat metal is part of its spell list.
Aerendyl: It’s not like I got it from like something else.
Aerendyl: So what is that 3d8 for this?
Caitlin: You’re up casting it.
Aerendyl: Uh.
Caitlin: It’s 2d 8 unless you it’s 2d.
Caitlin: Oh, extra to you.
Caitlin: Okay, okay, my bad.
Aerendyl: No, but I could do 48 if I cast it to level 3.
Caitlin: You have cast.
Aerendyl: I’m going to do that.
DM: You don’t have a third level score slot.
Caitlin: I have the one time I don’t play a character that has fire resistance.
Aerendyl: What? Oh, yeah, you’re right.
Aerendyl: I don’t I kept forgetting I think that’s the next level up.
DM: Well, there was going to be a thing, but.
Caitlin: And the next level up would be fire right about now.
Caitlin: See what I did there.
Caitlin: I’m still fucking wireless.
Aerendyl: I rolled.
Aerendyl: I rolled pretty bad.
Aerendyl: So you only take seven points of fire damage.
Aerendyl: Um.
Caitlin: Well, that’s 90.
Aerendyl: And just so your character can get like a feel of like what I do in combat.
Aerendyl: You see as I take my turn my I basically do like a quick draw.
Caitlin: Sure.
Aerendyl: So I’m not holding a sword or anything in the moment.
Aerendyl: My arm just comes up and it like goes down or up.
Aerendyl: It can go either way and there’s like this little.
Caitlin: I got a doing the genos move the fucking hand splits open and fucking.
Aerendyl: Um, it’s not like a genos thing.
Aerendyl: It’s more like it’s similar to guts from berserk where there’s just a little.
Aerendyl: A latch here that just kind of lowers it and there’s a cannon.
Caitlin: Oh, shit.
Aerendyl: Just like right here.
Caitlin: All right.
Caitlin: Yeah.
Aerendyl: And I can either do up or down.
Aerendyl: So I’ll just go down and you see like a cannon.
Aerendyl: It kind of like glows with like some blue like arcane magic.
Caitlin: All right, done.
Aerendyl: And then just you just see fire.
Aerendyl: Kind of just like glow out of it.
Aerendyl: There’s no projectile because I don’t think heat metal actually throws a projectile.
Aerendyl: But you you just see your chest plate glow red hot as you take fire damage.
DM: Okay.
Caitlin: My chin is our warm.
Aerendyl: And then for my bonus action, I’m going to try and shoot.
Aerendyl: Um, my eldritch cannon.
Aerendyl: I think.
Aerendyl: Is that what it’s called?
Aerendyl: I have not used it in a while.
DM: I shouldn’t have just came to you.
Caitlin: What I’mesa can her your 4 Women usually play that more like shoot the ball that’s like to to the 8 or 3D at something like that.
Aerendyl: Like forest cannon.
Aerendyl: Yeah, features.
Caitlin: Well, okay.
Aerendyl: Yeah, forest ballista.
Aerendyl: That’s also part of my hand.
Aerendyl: Make a range spell attack from the targets on hit 2 to 8.
Aerendyl: Force.
Aerendyl: Uh, the target’s a creature can be pushed up 5 feet away.
Aerendyl: Range spell attack.
DM: So, things are therefore to be used.
Caitlin: You’re burning your leg points, dude.
Aerendyl: Uh, I’m going to count.
Aerendyl: I’m going to do lucky on that because that was bad.
Caitlin: Yes, it does.
Aerendyl: Yeah, it’s fine.
Aerendyl: That’s better.
Aerendyl: Uh, does a 21 hit.
Caitlin: Yeah.
Aerendyl: Wait.
Aerendyl: Yes, that is a 20.
Aerendyl: Okay, that’s.
Caitlin: My AC is 18 if you beat 18 it hits.
Caitlin: I need to level up so I can make it so higher.
Aerendyl: That’s 10 for damage.
Caitlin: Ten points of force damage, all right.
Aerendyl: And then your pushback 5 feet.
Caitlin: What’s me rate here? Am I actually, hey, what’s my fucking
Caitlin: really? Am I actually damn big ass backyard?
Caitlin: I’m out.
Aerendyl: And I’m going to move back 10 feet.
Aerendyl: After that attack.
Aerendyl: So basically I’m like rapid succession.
Aerendyl: And then I’m going to do that.
Aerendyl: And then it kind of just like flips open to the side and hits you with
DM: I have, yes.
Aerendyl: force damage.
Caitlin: Oh my god, do I can hear, oh my god, have you, have you watched,
Aerendyl: And I just back up.
Aerendyl: I’m awesome.
Caitlin: have you watched all of Sacramento days or no?
Caitlin: Are you caught up all? No.
Aerendyl: No.
Caitlin: But are you read the manga, right?
Aerendyl: I need to.
DM: Oh, I know you’re talking about, I forgot his name, but…
Caitlin: Do I have to remind me that one fuck the fucking heavy weapon?
Aragorn: Oh, yeah.
Caitlin: Yeah, the heavy weapons guy.
DM: Yep.
Caitlin: Literally, literally, do I against character?
Caitlin: Okay, it’s my turn.
Caitlin: I don’t think I can close the distance to the wagon, unfortunately.
Aerendyl: That was the point.
DM: By the way, I just wanted to let this be known.
DM: I love how you guys just are randomly in some random backyard.
Aerendyl: I’m going to do that.
DM: Broly?
DM: I know, but it’s still funny.
Aerendyl: Where in my backyard.
DM: You guys have basically been here for like 20-40 hours.
DM: Yeah, random backyard.
DM: Let’s go for it.
Aerendyl: Why not?
Aerendyl: It’s my property.
Caitlin: I’m going to move up to here.
Caitlin: I’m going to make 25 feet of movement and move up.
Caitlin: So I’m kind of like in between them.
Caitlin: I’m going to go under and then I want to look at the wagon.
Caitlin: I don’t want to just kind of nod and just, most people,
Caitlin: even if it is truly just a sparring match, don’t bring their all.
Caitlin: So I want to go ahead and thank you for doing so.
Caitlin: I hope you won’t be too upset if I do the same.
DM: I think you’re about to be here.
Caitlin: And I’m going to turn at and look at Andrew.
Caitlin: I’m going to give him the biggest grin.
Caitlin: You know what’s about to happen, but I see sit-ups.
Caitlin: You see it, man.
Caitlin: I’m going to take my shield with my left hand.
Caitlin: And I’m going to kind of move it a little bit like more kind of getting into an open, more open weapon stance.
Caitlin: And I’m going to flourish my weapon.
Caitlin: And I’m going to activate perfect weapon control.
DM: I think you’re okay.
Caitlin: I’m going to do it.
DM: As you do this, Good Sir, you’re sword, right?
DM: You’re just doing all right.
Caitlin: I saw it correct.
DM: You’re flaming one, right?
Caitlin: Yes.
DM: Yeah.
DM: Your sword begins to glow with an intense heat as it kind of expands to a white hot, almost a small sun for a short period.
DM: It’s kind of blinding everybody in the direct vicinity as its heat begins to kind of turn its like almost wax and melt into the ground and spread out as it covers about a 30 feet sphere.
Caitlin: Oh, I don’t know.
DM: And the wax kind of forms small candles of intense heat as for all intents and purposes for everyone except you, Nate, this is now difficult to rain.
Caitlin: So fucking son.
DM: And at the beginning of each of your turns, you will all take a damage equal to hit Nate’s proficiency, which is three points of fire damage at the beginning of every one of your turns.
Caitlin: Do they take it?
DM: And now.
Caitlin: Would be casting it like with other cast spells?
DM: Yes, they take it right now.
Aerendyl: This would be amazing in enclosed spaces.
Caitlin: It’s just.
DM: Just take three regardless. There’s no role for it.
Aerendyl: So it’s three if we roll something or just three instantly.
Caitlin: Well, again, I want a concentration check on that heat bottle.
Aerendyl: I’m just double check.
Caitlin: DC is 13.
Caitlin: That’s a bonus action.
Aerendyl: What’s the role for?
Caitlin: Isn’t it butter?
Caitlin: Isn’t an action that can be preventable.
Caitlin: I don’t have it on my head.
DM: Use the ball section to unleash. Yes.
Caitlin: Okay. Awesome.
DM: Where the record.
Aerendyl: So I have to make a con check.
Caitlin: It’s it’s not a con check.
Aerendyl: I’m going to do that.
Caitlin: It’s a yeah, it’s a con check.
Caitlin: The DC is either 10 plus the damage taken or the just raw damage taken whatever whichever one is higher.
Caitlin: Actually, no, it’s 10 or the damage that was taken.
Caitlin: So your DC is 10.
Caitlin: I assume you’re going to succeed it, but you know.
Aerendyl: And it’s a constitution saving.
Caitlin: It’s a constitution same ago.
Caitlin: Yeah.
Caitlin: I think.
DM: Either way, where the record Nate.
Caitlin: Your constitution same.
Caitlin: You want a concentration check, huh?
DM: For the record, I just want to let you know it might feel a little bit weak, but I’m having to keep it in line with the previously established ones and yeah, just one.
Caitlin: Oh, I understand that.
Caitlin: Yes.
Aerendyl: If it’s a con check, that’s a 22 for me.
Caitlin: This is also difficult terrain and it’s room control.
Caitlin: It’s not just raw damage.
Caitlin: So I expected it to be a little bit.
Caitlin: This is awesome out of the way.
Aerendyl: This would be great.
Caitlin: Oh, right.
Caitlin: Oh, my god.
Caitlin: I just haven’t evil fought.
DM: Or the record, it’s also kind of crazy if you involve Shane with it because with this by calling them pull people towards them.
Aerendyl: This type of spell or this type of attack would be in close parts.
Caitlin: I’m not.
Aerendyl: Do you remember the first session when we were like dealing with like the people who still the crown?
Aerendyl: This would be perfect in that space.
Caitlin: It better.
Caitlin: Hey, I’m.
DM: Yeah, you can do that.
Caitlin: Oh, no, no, no, no.
Aerendyl: And then I can cast a web.
Caitlin: But are.
Caitlin: Can I pretty, pretty please use a bonus action use a second bonus action as my action?
Caitlin: Okay, cool.
Caitlin: In that case, I want both feet of make wisdom.
Aerendyl: Oh, wait.
Aerendyl: Are you attacking us with like an attack roll right now?
Caitlin: No, not an attack.
Aerendyl: Well, when you do.
Aerendyl: Actually, I think you should just go and make the constitution saving through now.
Caitlin: Yeah, because that’s my turn.
Aerendyl: And it’s, is it my spell DC?
Caitlin: Can save.
Caitlin: I assume it is.
Caitlin: That’s a way.
DM: Same.
Aerendyl: If it’s so then 16.
Caitlin: That’s.
Caitlin: I have already beat it, but 21.
Aerendyl: That’s right.
Aerendyl: Yeah. I just want to make sure that I, I, I, because I want to use the middle more on.
Aerendyl: So I need to remember this stuff.
Aerendyl: That is a great spell if you target their like chess piece.
DM: Oh, yeah.
Caitlin: And now actually I’m going to just right up engage and or.
Caitlin: I’ll go on my two tackles.
Caitlin: What’s my bonus?
Caitlin: This.
DM: So I’m sorry, are you are you replacing your.
Caitlin: Andrew.
Caitlin: No, I’m not.
Caitlin: I’m just going to use.
Caitlin: I’m just going to be take my action and make tackles.
Caitlin: I’m going to do it on the next turn.
Caitlin: Andrew.
Caitlin: Does a.
Aerendyl: I have a question, but I.
Caitlin: Does an 18 hit.
Caitlin: Does a 22 hit.
Caitlin: Okay, in that case, you are going to take.
Caitlin: You go ahead and.
Caitlin: Burn.
Caitlin: Spell slots here.
DM: Yes.
Caitlin: That’s.
Caitlin: That’s.
Aerendyl: Is my reaction for a shield?
Aerendyl: Is that only for myself?
Aerendyl: I’m pretty sure she is only for myself.
DM: I’m pretty sure check the wording of the smallest, be sure I’m pretty sure this.
Caitlin: Boom.
Caitlin: Boom.
Aerendyl: When you take a hit or targeted by an attack.
DM: Thank you.
Aerendyl: It’s only me.
Aerendyl: I’m just double check.
Caitlin: I don’t know.
Caitlin: I don’t know.
Caitlin: I don’t know.
Caitlin: I don’t know.
Caitlin: I don’t know.
Aerendyl: Which one is Andrew?
Caitlin: You’re resistant to any damage or no.
Caitlin: Okay, in that case.
Caitlin: What?
Caitlin: Where’s this all my fucking shit?
Caitlin: I can’t find it.
Caitlin: What the hell?
Aerendyl: 60.
Caitlin: Inventory Bishop features.
Caitlin: And it’s.
Caitlin: Do do.
Caitlin: He just.
Caitlin: He just took 53 points of damage.
Caitlin: So.
Aerendyl: Paladins.
Caitlin: Yeah, 53.
Aerendyl: Am I right, champ?
DM: You
Caitlin: 53 points of damage.
Caitlin: That in the marching.
Aerendyl: Andrew, fuck him up.
Caitlin: You take another three points of fire damage by the way.
Aragorn: Okay.
Aerendyl: I can knock on knock on knock on.
Aragorn: I’m going to roll and do action search.
Aerendyl: I can knock on knock on knock on knock on knock on knock on knock on knock on knock on knock on knock on knock on knock on knock on knock on knock on knock on knock on knock on knock on knock on knock on knock on knock on knock on knock on knock on knock on knock on knock on knock on knock on knock on knock on knock on knock on knock on knock on knock on knock on knock on knock on knock on knock on knock on knock on knock on knock on knock on knock on knock on knock on knock on knock on knock on knock on knock on knock on knock on knock on knock on knock on knock on knock on knock on knock on knock on knock on knock on knock on knock on knock on knock on knock on knock on knock on knock on knock on knock on knock on knock on knock on knock on knock on knock on knock on knock on knock on knock on knock on knock on knock on knock on knock on knock on knock on knock on knock on knock on knock on knock on knock on knock on knock on knock on knock on knock on knock on knock on knock
Aragorn: All right.
Caitlin: Yes.
Caitlin: What does not.
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Caitlin: I’m.
Aerendyl: It really it’s such a good passive. It really. It’s such a good passive. it’s such a good passive.
Caitlin: You’re doing the pork pipe.
Caitlin: Yeah, flash.
Caitlin: Genius.
DM: The fact that we now have flash of genius and the stuff with the paladin actively scares me.
Aerendyl: I just heard just froze out of nowhere.
Aerendyl: You’re welcome, Andrew.
Caitlin: Uh.
Caitlin: Uh, strength.
Caitlin: Uh, that’s some fail.
Caitlin: I think three plus something.
Caitlin: I don’t think that beats your.
Aragorn: Cool. You dropped your sword.
Caitlin: I don’t think that’s.
Caitlin: What’s the total damage?
Caitlin: Enter.
Aragorn: And you take additional like three points of damage.
Caitlin: What would you say it works?
Caitlin: So 15.
Aerendyl: I know what you’re saying.
Aerendyl: Now, that’s just a paladin.
Caitlin: No, well, you said 13 originally plus two extra, right?
Caitlin: Oh, I’ll forgive me.
Caitlin: I almost get myself 756 points.
Caitlin: I’m not right.
Caitlin: Does this.
Aerendyl: The fact that you grain lit, the fact that you grain lit,
Aerendyl: young layer was kind of crazy.
Caitlin: That was all legit.
Aerendyl: It doesn’t matter if it’s legit.
Caitlin: It was all.
Caitlin: Oh, my god, I should have just re-skinned the inlayer.
Caitlin: I’m.
Aerendyl: My turn, is it my turn, Andrew?
Caitlin: Wait, does this end perfect?
Caitlin: I’m going to stay up even though I don’t have my sword.
Caitlin: That’s so dumb.
Caitlin: Is this like concentration or I just active it and it just kind of happens?
Caitlin: That goal.
Aerendyl: It seems a little broken.
Caitlin: Hey, we had good source material to go off of.
Aerendyl: 17 for the cons, saving through.
Aerendyl: Nate, for my bonus action, you’re going to take 28 fire damage.
Caitlin: That’s not very cool.
Aerendyl: You take 4 fire damage plus the 3 from your known weapon.
Caitlin: I don’t think that’s not my turn.
Aerendyl: Wait.
Caitlin: I just used to wait like that.
Caitlin: Wait, fucking stop.
Aerendyl: Hey, fire.
Aerendyl: Difficult terrain.
Caitlin: Fucking across.
Aerendyl: How far can I walk?
Caitlin: Half minimum.
Aerendyl: Half minute.
Caitlin: So 15.
DM: It’s
DM: Why
Caitlin: Close the distance.
Caitlin: I don’t like that look on this face.
Caitlin: Never mind.
Caitlin: Maybe don’t close the distance.
Caitlin: Maybe stay all the way over there.
DM: Keep in mind any type of teleportation spell just kind of like kind of avoids that.
Aerendyl: Where did the sword get knocked back?
DM: kind of avoids that entirely. The sword, it was just dropped directly at his feet, I think.
Aerendyl: Butter.
Aerendyl: Where did the sword get to the thing?
Aerendyl: Where did the sword get knocked out way?
Aerendyl: Oh, it was dropped.
Aerendyl: It was a disarming attack.
DM: It’s just on the ground. Like right next to him. Yeah, very, very close to him.
Aerendyl: Did he just hit it or where?
Caitlin: On the ground.
Aerendyl: We’re in the ground, but where on?
Caitlin: I hate this guy.
DM: I actually won!
Aerendyl: Did he only have one sword?
Caitlin: Yeah, I have a sword in the shield.
Aerendyl: Can I take back my bonus action from the fire damage to teleport there?
Caitlin: There’s no way you’re going to.
Caitlin: I haven’t taken it off my I haven’t taken off my characteristic.
Aerendyl: No, it’s in my bag of holding.
Caitlin: Yeah, if you want to.
DM: Cyr Polish It simmer.
Caitlin: I’m not.
Caitlin: You’re a fucking you’ve a chain sword on your you have a chain saw sword on your side, bro.
Aerendyl: It’s still heavy to carry on my bag.
DM: So it’s allowed to record. You’re good.
Aerendyl: Yeah, so I’m going to, I’m not even going to activate it.
Aerendyl: I’ll just take it away in a second, because I’m lazy.
DM: Okay.
Aerendyl: So I’m going to use blessing of the waving, wave and wind to well aboard where we’re now.
DM: Whoa, oh, well. Uh-huh.
Aerendyl: Over there.
Aerendyl: I’m going to pick up the sword.
Aerendyl: That’s my action, right?
DM: I’m pretty sure, yeah.
Aerendyl: And then with my movement.
DM: Yeah.
Aerendyl: I’m going to go back and he can swing for an onarm attack if he wants.
Caitlin: I want to fucking silver check the shit out of you with my shield.
Caitlin: You’re not going anywhere, bro.
DM: Uh, yeah, that should have been a tag of opportunity right there.
Caitlin: Yeah, never mind.
Caitlin: I rolled a fire.
Caitlin: I ain’t in for shit.
Aerendyl: So I just, you just see me just like go into darkness.
Aerendyl: You see Ravens just fly off.
Aerendyl: I just go up in front of you and I just pick up your sword and just like back the fuck.
Caitlin: And bro, that’s not fucking cool.
DM: All righty. Uh, Caitlin, it’s not your turn. And since you’re standing in hot wax, uh, you take three points of damage.
Caitlin: You do.
Aerendyl: Hey, three points at those.
Caitlin: Yeah, right.
Caitlin: Okay, that’s fine.
Caitlin: I don’t have my sword anymore.
Caitlin: That’s fine.
Caitlin: And here’s what I’m going to do.
Aerendyl: I’m just saying, I’m just saying, I’m just saying, I’m just saying, I know.
Caitlin: I’m going to use my action here.
DM: Okay.
Caitlin: And I’m going to lift my sword and shoulder check the fuck out of Andrew because I’m going to take his sword out of his fucking hands.
Caitlin: Okay, full show again.
Caitlin: I succeed as I rolled up 15 before modifiers.
Aerendyl: What was the role?
Aerendyl: Cool.
Caitlin: I want to shoulder check the fuck out of Andrew.
DM: Excuse me.
DM: Wait, wait, you’re raising a sword? Oh, you’re, oh, oh, you’re going, but don’t go on with the shield.
Aerendyl: He wants to use his shield.
Caitlin: My shield.
Caitlin: I want to take Andrew’s fucking sword out of his hand.
DM: I’m gonna be honest. I didn’t even know that. I didn’t even think that. Okay. Sure.
Aerendyl: Wouldn’t it does the shield have more damage or is it just like a simple onarm to attack still?
Caitlin: I don’t know.
DM: I mean, I feel like it would be an improvised weapon attack.
Aerendyl: Yeah, improvised weapons seems fair.
Caitlin: I don’t know.
Aerendyl: I think still deep four.
Aerendyl: I think it’s the same as a dagger.
Caitlin: I’m not even aiming to do damage.
Caitlin: I just want Andrew sword in my hands instead of his.
Aerendyl: Well, you’re going to have to disarm him.
Aerendyl: Can you do a disarming attack?
Caitlin: That’s the goal.
Caitlin: I think anyone can do a disarming attack.
Caitlin: It just is a contested strength check between the two of them.
Caitlin: I think this is the end of the five.
Aerendyl: I would double check that because I thought disarming attacks could only be done.
DM: An object that bears no resemblance to a weapon deals one-deaf for damage.
Aerendyl: If you roll.
Caitlin: Like I said, I am not.
Caitlin: A creature can use that.
Caitlin: A creature can use a weapon.
Caitlin: A creature can use a weapon attack to knock another weapon or weapon or another item from a target’s grasp.
Caitlin: The attacker makes an attack roll contested by the target’s strength or athletics or acrobatics check.
Caitlin: If the attacker wins the contest, the attack causes no damage or other ill effect but the defender drops the item.
DM: You
Aerendyl: You’re not going for an onarm attack or an improvised attack.
Caitlin: So my goal is I’m literally reaching for his hand and pulling his sword out of it.
Caitlin: Do I don’t care if I have to make it with disadvantage?
Aerendyl: You’re just going to try and join his sword.
Caitlin: I want to kill his fucking sword.
Caitlin: I just had my sword going through me.
Aerendyl: Hey, it’s not my thought you dropped your sword in battle.
Aerendyl: That’s kind of embarrassing.
Caitlin: Okay, I’m going to fucking virtue.
Aerendyl: It’s kind of embarrassing.
Aerendyl: Seasoned warrior drops his sword after we get hit.
DM: is
Aerendyl: It’s just so easy to make fun of that.
Caitlin: I please you make Andrew sword out of his hands.
DM: sure I picked the, uh, checks, I guess, between you two.
Caitlin: What for its strength contested with Andrew’s acrobatics or athletics?
DM: Yeah.
Aerendyl: With disadvantage.
Caitlin: What does advantage?
Caitlin: All right.
DM: Uh, what’s the advantage for again?
Caitlin: You’re rolling.
Caitlin: You weren’t rolling.
Caitlin: Well, because I think it’s your call but are most of the time the rule is knock it out of their hands.
Aragorn: So what am I rolling?
Aerendyl: You
Caitlin: I’m not trying to knock out of his hands.
Caitlin: I’m trying to just join it.
Caitlin: So that’s why I was like I’m trying to basically take the extra step.
Caitlin: If you want to make me make that check with disadvantage, Andrew, you’re making a athletics or acrobatics check.
DM: Okay. That’s disadvantage.
Caitlin: I need to look at what my.
Caitlin: So I’m just doing pure strength, I believe, right?
DM: I guess so, yeah.
Caitlin: I was really, really good.
Caitlin: Oh my god, I want to make it.
Caitlin: Does this give me super special abilities?
Aerendyl: make that a 19.
Caitlin: Yeah, I’m just having a turn on the checks.
Caitlin: I rolled an 18 and a 16.
Caitlin: So 16 plus 4, 30 20.
Aerendyl: By one.
Aerendyl: By one.
Caitlin: So I have Andrew sort.
DM: Oh, gosh. Okay.
Aerendyl: So that’s your action.
Aerendyl: You can’t do anything else other than a bonus.
DM: Wait, so you, you, you now are in possession of Andrew’s sword. Okay.
Aerendyl: An injury sword.
Aerendyl: All I have is.
DM: I mean, you can’t do the thingy again, right? All right.
Caitlin: Why can’t I?
DM: Isn’t that, isn’t that only once?
Aerendyl: That’s one action.
Aerendyl: Right.
Aerendyl: It’s a bonus action.
Caitlin: No, it’s a bonus action.
Caitlin: Why can’t I?
Aerendyl: But I’m pretty sure.
Aerendyl: Don’t you need the weapon?
DM: I don’t know.
Caitlin: You haven’t sent me the rules for it.
Caitlin: I said I wanted it.
Aerendyl: Well, hear me out.
Aerendyl: If you drop the weapon that you used it on and you start taking damage from your attack,
Caitlin: It should have ended.
Aerendyl: then I feel like it’s due to that weapon.
DM: Once you use, once you use your thing below.
Caitlin: It’s not what we’re talking about.
Caitlin: I’m sure to find a way around this.
DM: No, I’m trying to figure out what you’re trying to do exactly.
Caitlin: Yeah, let me just, you know what I’m getting out here.
Aerendyl: You
Caitlin: What?
DM: Oh, I thought you meant that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, oh, no, but we did decide, didn’t we?
Caitlin: Yeah, but that’s why I asked if above
Caitlin: if it was time to propobleness.
Aerendyl: can’t do anything else.
Caitlin: I think.
DM: Didn’t, we decided to home for it because it’s,
DM: I see, I, okay.
Caitlin: Oh, yeah, we did home, brood,
Caitlin: but you said you were gonna,
Caitlin: you said you told me that you were going to
Caitlin: work out the niceties and put them on my character sheet.
Caitlin: It’s never dead, which is why I messaged you
Caitlin: before all of that and I said,
Caitlin: yeah.
DM: Yes, yes. Okay.
DM: Then, yes. Sorry.
DM: I apologize.
Caitlin: Oh, you’re good.
Caitlin: I’m just trying to.
DM: Well, we’re not going to tie it completely to your proficiency.
Aerendyl: It’s just a bonus action.
DM: We’ll say you get two uses, but,
Caitlin: That sounds fair enough to me.
Caitlin: Well, to my initiative bonus.
DM: no.
Caitlin: It’s two.
DM: Okay. Whatever.
Caitlin: Yeah, cool. I’m taking a little next level.
Aerendyl: Plus five to initiative.
Caitlin: Yeah, exactly.
Caitlin: Okay, then yeah, if we’ve worked out all of our shit
Aerendyl: you
Caitlin: that I’m doing that.
DM: Okay. Well, crap.
DM: I didn’t think of a stupid thing for this one.
DM: I got it.
DM: I have to reference the lore.
Caitlin: Start cooking.
DM: Please wait.
Caitlin: The white weight weight.
Caitlin: Yes, Andrew.
Caitlin: It’s true. You slam some shit in the background
Caitlin: like you can about.
Caitlin: Dude, it was so loud.
Caitlin: My ear drums are bleeding.
Aerendyl: I agree with Andrew here which way can
Aerendyl: well we also have video we also have like audio footage audio proof
Caitlin: Of course you’re gonna echo a thander stupid ad ad.
Caitlin: No, we don’t.
Caitlin: There’s no audio proof.
Aerendyl: the the gun bots here
Caitlin: The good bot.
Aerendyl: you heard me and I ain’t talking to Jackson Lee
Caitlin: Why is it called the dude that’s crazy?
Aerendyl: I just said that so many times and you’ve just now noticed it
Caitlin: Crazy.
Caitlin: It’s a crazy fucking block.
Aerendyl: that is crazy I’ve said that like 20 times at least
Aerendyl: but I always get drowned out but I just say no you’re the DM
Caitlin: Uh-huh, how about our home?
Caitlin: Uh-huh.
Aerendyl: just say no you’re the DM
DM: What?
DM: Say no to what?
Aerendyl: everything say no to Nate I triple dog dare you
DM: Nate, no.
Caitlin: Say no to say no to drugs.
Caitlin: He said no to me so many fucking times, bro.
Caitlin: You have no clue.
Aerendyl: well he didn’t say no the last few times so clearly something needed to happen
DM: I actually did it so many times I have told this man though.
DM: The note of yes ratio is probably like 12 to 1.
Caitlin: Yeah, it’s bad.
DM: Um, okay.
DM: So you’re going to, okay, you’re going to, you’re going to do the funny.
Aerendyl: you
Caitlin: Yeah, the funny.
DM: You still have your bonus action to do it right now.
Aerendyl: you
Caitlin: I used my action to do it.
Aerendyl: you
Caitlin: And to take it so I cut my bonus action.
DM: Well, you would just immediately know this as you begin to use this,
DM: that this is not an area of effect, but is in fact more of a targeted use.
Caitlin: Is there a ranger in a melee?
DM: Um, it is ranged up to that.
Caitlin: Oh my god, can I just turn behind me and just shot gun blast?
DM: But
Caitlin: Why can’t this is an auto fit?
Aerendyl: did a spell or an attack
DM: this would count as a ranged attack.
Aerendyl: you
DM: Um, it is, it’s not.
Caitlin: It just has just take full damage.
DM: It’s really, really not.
DM: Um, it isn’t safe though, but don’t worry.
Caitlin: That’s right.
DM: Hang on. We’re getting there.
DM: All right. As you begin to use this and you turn towards dragon and you raise the sword,
Caitlin: Oh my god.
DM: up above your head.
DM: The, um, it begins to, uh, basically cast a dome of darkness as the entire area just goes black.
Caitlin: He’s really.
Aerendyl: the witness
Caitlin: Is the fire is the fire still here too is this just I mean.
DM: As, yes.
Aerendyl: it’s the thunder dome
DM: The fire is still here at the bottom.
Caitlin: Oh my god, Thunderdome.
Aerendyl: domain expansion
DM: Oh my gosh, this is so stupid.
DM: Um, as basically small dots appear in this dome, resembling stars as,
Caitlin: Oh my god, it really is fucking infinite void.
Caitlin: Holy shit, I can’t.
Aerendyl: dot com
DM: as whatever you swing the sword down towards him, the stars just basically turn into projectiles
DM: that all target and hit dragon. Uh, dragon, can I please get a constitution saving throw?
Caitlin: Oh my god, this is like that one spell.
DM: Um, yes.
Caitlin: What’s it called?
Caitlin: Fucking power kill.
Caitlin: Where if he fails and he just dies, right?
Caitlin: Right.
Caitlin: Right.
DM: Yes. Um, and you would you like to roll damage, sir?
Caitlin: Right, yeah.
Aerendyl: 22.
DM: Um, it’s going to be a, hang on.
Aerendyl: And it’s a 22.
DM: Uh, uh, uh, it’s half damage.
Aerendyl: So 38 plus 8.
Caitlin: So it doesn’t hit her is it half damage?
Caitlin: I see what’s happening.
Caitlin: OK.
DM: Hang on one second.
DM: I’m, I’m referencing a lot of things right this second.
DM: Okay. So that’s going to be, uh, 3d8 plus 5 plus 3.
Caitlin: Oh, so something plus four.
DM: Yes.
Caitlin: So the total damage you take is 12.
Caitlin: That is already halved.
Caitlin: It would have been 24.
Caitlin: So it’s 12.
Caitlin: You take 12 points of four.
DM: Uh, it would be, uh, piercing actually.
Caitlin: Squish mark.
Caitlin: Here’s a 12 points person.
DM: That’s a one and a thing you, you can’t, no, uh, that one is one and done.
Caitlin: That definitely ends my turn now.
Caitlin: I can’t do shit.
Caitlin: Wait.
Caitlin: But are I activated that with a bonus action?
Caitlin: If I want to do that attack again, is it another bonus action?
Caitlin: Or does that take my action on subsequent turns?
Caitlin: Or is that still one and done thing?
Caitlin: Is the dope still here?
Caitlin: OK.
Caitlin: I got it.
DM: Uh, um, uh, uh, uh, uh, you take three points of fire damage.
Aerendyl: It smells like Nate’s characters.
Aerendyl: You’re down to 1 HP.
Aerendyl: You stole.
Caitlin: It might one of my old characters and then Joey had the seven billion.
Caitlin: And then Joey died.
Caitlin: So we stopped them.
Aerendyl: Andrew, I need you to do 70 hit points to him.
Aerendyl: Or at least 50.
Caitlin: Without your weapon.
Aerendyl: Fuck.
DM: Well, he has another one. Sorry, it’s fine, he has another great sword.
Caitlin: You’re pulling it to record take action.
Aerendyl: It’s on my back.
Caitlin: It’s an action.
DM: Yeah, but he can just action search. It’s okay.
Aerendyl: Not on this campaign.
Caitlin: Are you spending an action to pull out your weapon in the action?
Aerendyl: Bye bye, Skibi.
Caitlin: How was the damage that you did to me?
Aerendyl: He only hit one attack.
DM: Oh.
Caitlin: Are you grappling?
Aerendyl: This arm him again.
DM: I think.
Aerendyl: I’ll pick up his other weapon.
Caitlin: What is grapple strength straight contested strength?
DM: Thank.
Caitlin: Is it a cheque?
Caitlin: It’s a little save.
Caitlin: From my part, I remember if it’s contested strength cheque, or if Andrew does a cheque and I do
Caitlin: a save.
DM: When you want to grab a creature or rest of it, you can use the attack action to make a special melee attack a grapple.
DM: I’m sorry.
Aerendyl: Andrew, what’s your role?
DM: Can you tell me the strength against.
Aerendyl: What’s your role?
DM: It’s a strength check or dexterity check.
Caitlin: OK.
Caitlin: So I’m going to use strength from mine then.
Aerendyl: Just tell me what your role.
Caitlin: That’s a 21.
Aerendyl: What’s your role?
DM: Wait.
Aragorn: We don’t have to talk about that.
Aerendyl: Well, because I’m so nice.
Aerendyl: Wait.
Caitlin: I make weight.
Aerendyl: Wait.
Caitlin: Weight.
Caitlin: Weight.
Caitlin: Do I?
Caitlin: You can.
Aerendyl: Can I use this?
Caitlin: What did the fuck did that just come from?
Aerendyl: I can’t.
Aerendyl: What’s that?
Caitlin: Boom.
Aerendyl: I don’t think I can use a lucky on my own teammates.
Caitlin: Nah, you’re fine.
DM: I think.
DM: I think lucky is just for you.
DM: I love when Andrew’s board. He just starts tracing the circle.
Aerendyl: You said you were a 14, right, Andrew?
Aerendyl: So I can’t now be a flash.
Aerendyl: You just will get it to 19. He rolled like what?
Aerendyl: 21.
Aerendyl: I’ll try to grab the.
DM: The balls.
Aerendyl: Now he’s a woman.
Caitlin: Tets.
Caitlin: Other bald.
DM: Would you live this summer here?
Aragorn: All right.
Caitlin: You do not have another action, bro.
Caitlin: You spent your action to do a grandpa.
Caitlin: It’s not an attack.
Aerendyl: Please.
Aragorn: I have another action.
Caitlin: You have to take the attack action to make another attack.
Caitlin: You can punch my shield if you want.
Aerendyl: Please.
Caitlin: I’m just going to kind of hold it here.
Caitlin: You’re just going to break your knuckle against it if you want.
DM: I guess.
Caitlin: I’ll hug you back, though.
Caitlin: You might fucking sort back.
DM: I guess I’ll send you your turn dragon take three points.
Aerendyl: Yep, and I rolled a.
Aerendyl: No, do I.
DM: You don’t because you have the sword never mind.
Aerendyl: I have wielding his sword.
Caitlin: I’m going to fucking your inviterate you.
Aerendyl: I like to inspect the sword before I even attack.
DM: I would like to waste my action to check out the sword.
Aerendyl: Can I just look at it quick for a quick second?
Aerendyl: No, no, no, no.
Caitlin: It’s not on any.
DM: It’s a sword that’s on fire.
Aerendyl: Can I just like glance at it and then go?
Caitlin: It’s not on fire anymore because it came out of my grasp.
Aerendyl: Me.
Caitlin: Flame tongues deactivate when they leave your palm.
DM: You’re right. It does. So it’s a sword that was recently on fire.
Caitlin: It’s not on fire.
Caitlin: It’s just a long sword.
DM: So it’s a red hot long sword.
Caitlin: I don’t ruin my nice sword.
Aerendyl: I could I could put I could put my own flame on it.
Aerendyl: It’s like it lost it shine.
Caitlin: Thousands of years old.
DM: I think.
Caitlin: I can look.
Aerendyl: No, in terms of my bonus action to the fire damage.
Caitlin: Man, I’m not really fucking with this every turn, too.
Aerendyl: That is nine points of fire damage.
Caitlin: This is really quite awful.
Aerendyl: He battles great.
Caitlin: Keep metal as hell.
Caitlin: Many turns to this shit last.
Caitlin: I’m going fucking tired of it.
DM: I think it’s just last forever.
Aerendyl: No, I’ll last until the spell ends, which I believe is what now.
Caitlin: It was so mean.
DM: One minute, which is 10 rounds.
Aerendyl: Oh, 10 rounds.
Caitlin: So how?
Aerendyl: So yeah.
Aerendyl: I have no idea what.
Caitlin: I see.
Caitlin: I can’t fucking.
Aerendyl: The I have.
Caitlin: Make it up.
DM: Which is not only enough is the same amount of rounds that the stick in flame circle last.
Caitlin: Make it a fair fight and get my sword back.
Aerendyl: Um.
Caitlin: I’ll do a wheel against you.
Caitlin: I just not getting a sword back.
Caitlin: He goes down anyway.
Aerendyl: So fun fact, I have a six level fireball.
Caitlin: You hit Andrew.
DM: He’s going down anyway.
Aerendyl: He’s already down for the count.
Caitlin: Wait, that’s the one.
Aerendyl: He’s going down anyways.
DM: Wait.
Aerendyl: I got to save the ship somehow.
DM: How do you have the six.
Aerendyl: I have the wand.
Caitlin: You’re actually going to spend one of those charges on this?
Aerendyl: It’d be funny.
Caitlin: You don’t get those charges back.
Aerendyl: It’d be funny.
Caitlin: What’s he using?
Aerendyl: It’d be funny.
Caitlin: They’re gone.
Aerendyl: Um.
Caitlin: It’s your call once you use those charges, though.
DM: Bro, the hourglass.
Caitlin: I can’t.
Aerendyl: Wait.
Caitlin: What’s him a fucking chainsaw?
Aerendyl: Oh, you’re right.
DM: The hourglass.
Aerendyl: You’re right.
DM: He’s going down.
Caitlin: He goes, oh, I think a rummage is into his bag.
Aerendyl: Look at this.
Caitlin: I think it was old.
Caitlin: I’m not looking at that simple.
Aerendyl: You would run you would look at a rummaging bag.
Caitlin: I’m not a real heart.
DM: He’s going down.
Aerendyl: It’s like when a cop looks at somebody rummaging in a bag.
DM: He’s going down.
Caitlin: Yeah, absolutely not.
Aerendyl: Uh.
Caitlin: I’m smart enough to look at the ground.
Aerendyl: Um.
Aerendyl: Uh, you know what?
DM: Have you thought of just making an actual just very regular attack?
Caitlin: You’re 10 feet away from me.
Aerendyl: You mean me getting up close to him.
Aerendyl: Uh, no, uh, leg fireball.
DM: No, no, I would I made with magic use web hold them there free and longer.
Aerendyl: But it’s already it’s already bad terrain.
Aerendyl: Unless web does something else.
Caitlin: I mentioned before your swordsman.
Caitlin: I want to see your sword skills.
Caitlin: I’m not a real heart.
Aerendyl: I said I wasn’t the source when I used to be and I said is magic cloud.
Aerendyl: You said anything goes.
Caitlin: You fucking peppering me and stealing my shit and running away.
Aerendyl: So I’m going to use my best weaponry.
Aerendyl: I’m not a martial class.
Aerendyl: I just happen to have a sword.
DM: So
Aerendyl: Um.
Caitlin: Look, your friend over here is about to go down anyway.
Aerendyl: Leg fireball to woman.
Caitlin: Let’s do it out.
Caitlin: Man to woman.
Caitlin: Blade to blade.
Aerendyl: Uh, well, I’m going to cast it right here.
Aerendyl: Yeah, I’m going to get you right.
Caitlin: It’s not.
Aerendyl: If I’m looking at this radius, right?
DM: It doesn’t matter. He’s going to go down the moment it’s a stern.
Aerendyl: I could put it there.
Aerendyl: Um, well, let’s take away my.
Aerendyl: That is true.
DM: No, it’s not going to take away your concentration because you’re casting it. You will yourself
Aerendyl: Um, well, this one. What’s the word?
Aerendyl: Does this take me concentration?
Aerendyl: But it’s not a spell.
Caitlin: It is a spell.
Aerendyl: No, it’s not.
DM: aren’t casting it. You’re activating your leg to cast it. It just might explode on you.
Aerendyl: Yeah, I have to make a deck saving throw myself.
DM: That was the job act. It does not break concentration to do that.
Aerendyl: What’s the deck saving throw for me?
Caitlin: I’m going to make a passive.
DM: For you, you just roll a flat D20 and if you get a nat one, it explodes on you.
Aerendyl: 17.
DM: Yeah, then you’re good. You just cast like fireball.
Aerendyl: And.
Aerendyl: So it’s half damage.
DM: So we have to damage.
Aerendyl: And it’s 8d6, right?
DM: Yes.
Aerendyl: I know.
DM: That was very aggressive. I know.
Caitlin: I’m not sorry.
DM: Equal to
Aerendyl: 18.
Aerendyl: I was counting how many dice I rolled.
Aerendyl: I’m going to get a little bit of a.
DM: you. I have said this before, but if you click into the box and then put in minus in the number
Aerendyl: Don’t don’t mind this.
DM: and press enter, it subtracts it from what the number was.
Aerendyl: I rolled it myself though.
Aerendyl: Oh, yeah, you’re talking about him.
DM: Yeah, it should. If you do plus and then the number or the record, there’s also this.
DM: If you right click your token on the thing, then you get the number of building it there.
Aerendyl: I will say.
Caitlin: That’s actually really neat.
DM: And that’s your health for you to quickly edit before I pull up your character sheet.
Aerendyl: I love the fact that we’re just kind of in like a normal town.
DM: Well, I guess that depends. Do you guys want to take a moment to look around?
Caitlin: I’m assuming people have already noticed whatever the fuck commotion of dark fucking abyss of stars and candles and fireball.
Aerendyl: And I just cast a fireball in my backyard.
DM: Or are you guys still locked in combat?
Aerendyl: Locked in.
DM: Yeah, then we’ll see anything else that you want to do anything.
Aerendyl: The guards are just rushing in.
Aerendyl: I use my bonus action and I use my action.
DM: So only things left is moving if you wanted to try and move 15 feet away.
Aerendyl: I’m actually going to move out of the range.
Caitlin: Can you move that far?
DM: Yeah.
Aerendyl: That was 15 feet movement.
DM: All right. It is now your turn. Take three damage.
Caitlin: I’m not going to fucking attack and you’re on one HP.
Aerendyl: Also a constitution saving throw if you’re planning on doing martial attacks.
Caitlin: That’s fun.
Aerendyl: Okay, Andrew opportunity attack.
Aerendyl: Andrew, please be here.
DM: You can.
Aerendyl: Andrew, no.
Aerendyl: Attack him.
DM: Look at these.
Aerendyl: No.
Aerendyl: Oh, that’s awesome.
Caitlin: I’m going to make a passive.
Aerendyl: Bro, I love the top right one.
DM: You were week two. And then on the other side.
Aerendyl: Oh, the anime ones.
DM: We have the enemy one.
Aerendyl: Oh, wow.
Caitlin: Oh wait, I forgot I could do this.
Aerendyl: Because Andrew’s not here, you want to do the opportunity attack.
Aerendyl: Andrew, Andrew, you have a weapon in your hand.
Aerendyl: Yes, you use an action to pull out your sword.
Aragorn: Catch these hands unarmed attack.
Aerendyl: Do an opportunity attack.
Aragorn: Oh, do I?
DM: I just came back up. I don’t know what just happened.
Aragorn: Oh, yeah, you’re right.
Aragorn: I don’t want to anymore.
Aerendyl: Eat this Vainy did.
Aerendyl: Do it, Andrew.
Aerendyl: Andrew, do it.
DM: I don’t know what just happened.
Caitlin: I think it’s about time you buy a new set of knives.
Aerendyl: I’m one HP.
Aerendyl: I don’t feel like it.
Aerendyl: He’s just.
Aragorn: I don’t feel like anymore.
Aerendyl: What you roll.
Caitlin: I’ll go ahead and move.
Aerendyl: Andrew, get better dies.
Aragorn: I don’t think I want to anymore.
Aragorn: You don’t want to know.
Caitlin: I’m going to move 15 feet right there.
Aerendyl: Use a different one.
Aragorn: I have this.
Aragorn: Huh?
Caitlin: I’m going to use my healing hands.
Aerendyl: Three healing.
Caitlin: I’m going to heal 3d4.
Caitlin: I’m going to go ahead and assume for this that Andrew is not making death saves.
Aerendyl: Three four.
Aerendyl: That’s going to be so much health.
Aerendyl: I know, I know, but I’m thinking of the Baldur’s Gate.
Aerendyl: Oh, yeah, 3d 4 healing.
Aerendyl: Amazing. Plus 3 healing.
Aerendyl: He is just out for the count during his turn.
Caitlin: I’m going to go ahead and see him.
Aerendyl: Unless he rolls a nat 20.
DM: I’m not going to make him rolls to get death saving those.
Caitlin: Andrew is down and stabilized.
Aerendyl: Oh, it’s my turn.
Aerendyl: Sixth level fireball.
DM: Are you actually about to do that?
Aerendyl: It would be funny.
Aerendyl: I know, but I would win.
Aerendyl: Maybe I’m not going to.
Aerendyl: It’s a waste for a sparring match that doesn’t fucking matter.
DM: I don’t think anybody else must have seen a boy.
Aerendyl: I’m not going to.
Caitlin: I could you in my will have had this combat over with the bow.
Aerendyl: Nate, you take.
Caitlin: Oh my god, more fire damage.
Aerendyl: 14 points of fire damage.
Aerendyl: Yeah, heat metal is low key.
Caitlin: Fucking Christ.
Aerendyl: Really good for like drawn out battles like this.
Aerendyl: I think I could actually beat you.
DM: I’m going to be honest.
Aerendyl: 39 HP.
Aerendyl: It’d be close.
Aerendyl: So I will live knowing that I could have beaten you if I used it.
Aerendyl: If this was a real battle, I would, but I’m not going to.
Caitlin: I was like it is it is your call.
Aerendyl: Well, yeah, but like, I’m not going to waste that.
Aerendyl: That’s for like end game level stuff.
Caitlin: I’m going to go ahead and see him.
Aerendyl: I’m not going to waste it.
DM: Whenever you guys stole it, I thought you guys would waste it on the stupidest thing possible.
DM: I am amazed you guys have put out onto it for this long.
Caitlin: How many shots do you get before I can be?
Aerendyl: What I will do is.
Caitlin: Do you just get one? How many charges does it have left?
Aerendyl: What?
Aerendyl: I don’t know.
Aerendyl: I’ve only used it once.
Caitlin: I don’t want to.
Aerendyl: And I don’t know, but I never told me.
Aerendyl: It’s like a.
DM: Thank you.
Aerendyl: Well, I think you taught you didn’t tell me for a specific reason.
Aerendyl: But no, I’m going to catch scorching your gray on you, Nate.
Aerendyl: Yep, in terms of this.
Aerendyl: Hopefully.
Aerendyl: We’ll do fine.
Caitlin: Oh my god, more fire damage.
Aerendyl: Yes.
DM: you
Aerendyl: So that is.
Aerendyl: 17 plus five.
Caitlin: Yeah, yeah, that’s 2d6.
Aerendyl: Second one misses.
Caitlin: Oh my god, that was your last flash.
Aerendyl: I have two more.
Caitlin: You get 5.
Aerendyl: Yeah, I get six flashes of geniuses.
Caitlin: You get 5.
Caitlin: How the fuck is your intelligence of 22?
Aerendyl: Then why does it say I have six?
Aerendyl: Because I built into that.
Caitlin: You can’t go past 20.
Aerendyl: Oh, yeah, I don’t know, but.
Aerendyl: I still, even if it is five, I still have one more, which.
Caitlin: Which means that this one has doesn’t it?
Aerendyl: Yeah, this one hits.
Caitlin: Yeah, yeah.
Aerendyl: So that’s two bolts hitting.
Aerendyl: What is.
Aerendyl: So it’s 2d6 plus a d8 because of arcane fire.
Aerendyl: So the first bolts 13 fired damage.
Caitlin: Yeah, I already subtracted that.
Aerendyl: And that’s four for the next one.
Caitlin: 17 total.
Aerendyl: That’s my bonus action in my action.
Aerendyl: And now Andrew’s down for the count.
Caitlin: I’ve already been down for the count of the turn order hasn’t moved in like 10 years.
Aerendyl: So now it’s your turn.
Aerendyl: Because he would take damage instantly.
Aerendyl: And he jumped in the air at the split second.
Aerendyl: It turned his turn.
Caitlin: I’m going to move right here.
Caitlin: I think I’m going to go ahead and do that.
Aerendyl: And he went.
Caitlin: We’re cover 40 hit points.
Aerendyl: We love balance.
Caitlin: I don’t think I can do anything for a bonus action.
Caitlin: Yes, I can.
Caitlin: I’m going to go right here up next to dragon.
Aerendyl: And you how much movement do you have?
Caitlin: 15. I went up 15 foot.
Aerendyl: One up here, that equals up to 10, right?
Caitlin: I would have been so then that I would be right there.
Aerendyl: You can go here or there.
Caitlin: I want to be a little bit closer.
Caitlin: I’m going to go right here.
Aerendyl: Yep.
Aerendyl: So that’s 10, 20, 25.
Caitlin: I can just go right next to you.
Aerendyl: And that’s movement.
DM: you you
Caitlin: 10 plus that plus.
Aerendyl: Butter.
Aerendyl: Do I have six flashes of geniuses or only five?
Caitlin: You only have five.
Aerendyl: I need a double check because me and Butter, we, we run through this.
Caitlin: You can use this feature a number of times equal to your intelligence modifier.
Aerendyl: End of this.
Aerendyl: That’s the case.
Caitlin: That’s the big.
Aerendyl: 18.
Caitlin: I’m going to go right here.
Aerendyl: 18.
Aerendyl: With.
Aerendyl: So now it’s my turn.
Aerendyl: Good.
Caitlin: I don’t even think there was an opportunity where that would have been overuse.
Aerendyl: I’m just going to go ahead and use that to get rid of it.
Aerendyl: I kind of want to do a big brain plane.
Aerendyl: Butter, I would like to cast Blessing of the Raven Queen as my bonus action.
Aerendyl: I would like to teleport there.
Aerendyl: And then I’m going to cast Kier Wounds on my fallen Comrade.
Caitlin: I’m going to take 10 minutes and set over here and fucking summon a horse and leave at this point.
Aerendyl: And I am going.
Aerendyl: I’m going to upcast it to second level.
Aerendyl: I’m pretty sure this would cancel out concentration, right?
Caitlin: How many more turns do we have before this fucking flame field that I fucking created?
Aerendyl: And it’s plus my spellcasting ability.
Aerendyl: And you’re back up with 16 hit points.
Caitlin: I’m going to go right here and it’s one more than what it currently is.
Aragorn: Oh, wow.
Caitlin: What the hell?
Aerendyl: And Butter, because I’m right next to him, can I just like accidentally drop my sword in his hands?
Aragorn: Oh, really.
Caitlin: My sword at your sword.
Aerendyl: I want to give an eight sword to answer just like, there’s like a, okay, you’re back up. Oops.
Aerendyl: And I just leave it in his hands. So it doesn’t cost an action. So I can just bypass everything.
Aragorn: Oh, really.
Caitlin: I’m going to go right here.
Aerendyl: Well, if that’s the case that I’m keeping it.
Aerendyl: I’ll just blessing of the Raven Queen out.
Aerendyl: Well, he has a weapon. I have a weapon. He has a weapon. It’s just I have Nate’s weapon. I’m keeping. So he’s up.
Aerendyl: I still have your sword. I didn’t give it to him. I kept it.
Aerendyl: Because you’re gunning for it. If you’ve gunned for me, you can’t get here on your turn on this you action dash.
Aragorn: No, no, I don’t think so.
Aerendyl: So I’ll just blessing of the Raven Queen out.
Aerendyl: And Nate hit themself for over a double as health. Now 60 now 70.
Aerendyl: 60.
Caitlin: I’m going to go right here and get my sword.
Aerendyl: Yeah, and then he did 20 earlier. So 60.
Aerendyl: Andrew.
Aragorn: That’s if I roll good.
Aerendyl: Eight.
Aragorn: What level are we at?
Aerendyl: We’ve been playing with a handicap this whole time. We’ve been playing with a handicap retard.
Caitlin: That explains why she hasn’t done anything the last.
Aerendyl: Oh my gosh.
Aerendyl: This is absurd. Andrew, after the session, you got to level up. You cannot play a game. Level up instantly after the session. So you don’t forget.
Aerendyl: No, we’re not going to get a level up. We got to do something important.
Aragorn: Oh, so fucking nothing.
Aerendyl: Hit points.
Aerendyl: It’d be 48 now.
Aerendyl: Think about that at max is 32 more hit points.
Aerendyl: You said 2 to 8.
Aerendyl: Oh, oh, I didn’t know you were accounting for levels.
Aragorn: What?
Aerendyl: So 2 to 10 maximum of 20 HP. That’s that’s that’s still worth it.
DM: I mean, I put one point in the column, one point in the strength.
Aerendyl: Level up.
DM: If I was you, but you do you.
Aerendyl: It’s yeah, I did a bonus action and did that.
DM: Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes.
Caitlin: I’m going right here and I’m going to go ahead and I’m going to go ahead and I’m going to go ahead and heal.
DM: Dragon has returned over.
DM: Okay, how much did you heal Eric?
Aerendyl: 16.
DM: Okay, because you did not put up the his help.
Aerendyl: She’s just leaving. She’ll go down with the shit. I’ll go with the shit.
DM: He just.
DM: He has the same worth it.
Caitlin: I’m going to go ahead and heal myself a little bit.
Aerendyl: Let’s save us time. Can we forfeit and just say net wins because he wins.
DM: What the healing you probably will, yeah.
Aerendyl: Andrew’s going to die and one hit from you before he probably wanted to build a make it out of this circle before he dies.
Aerendyl: No, I have it.
Aerendyl: No, I said I was thinking about it and then I took it back. I took back sales. I realized I didn’t want to take three fire damage per turn.
Aerendyl: I mean, at this point, it’s already going to be a loss. I’m just going to continue like this. It’s Andrew’s turn though.
Aerendyl: You take three fire damage because name.
Aerendyl: But you started.
DM: Oh my gosh, you can heal so much.
Aragorn: Oh, awesome.
DM: That’s what I just did.
DM: Thank you.
Aerendyl: All the way up top over yonder thing boring.
Aragorn: So where’s Nate?
Aerendyl: Top left.
Aragorn: Oh, yeah.
Caitlin: Awesome.
DM: Repeat that please.
Aerendyl: Fuck.
Aerendyl: He’s never used an action in his whole life to use a bow and I don’t think butter said we needed to do that specifically for those type of weapons.
Caitlin: I don’t think it’s ever going to happen.
Aerendyl: But are am I wrong in saying that?
Aerendyl: So I’m pretty sure you said in the past.
Aerendyl: Every time Andrew uses his range weapon normally roll wise you have to use an action to pull out the bow.
Aerendyl: I don’t think you do that right?
DM: No, I thought I think I said it was a bonus action to switch weapons.
Caitlin: I don’t think I’ve seen Andrew use a bow in like six months and wide of fun.
Aerendyl: Then again, we’ve been split up.
Caitlin: That’s why I’m doing don’t switch weapons.
Aerendyl: No, it depends.
Caitlin: I’m doing don’t switch weapons.
Aerendyl: Skibbity. Who just farted?
Aragorn: I killed a cat with it.
DM: I don’t think so.
Caitlin: I’m going to go ahead and heal myself a little bit.
Aerendyl: I have a question.
Aragorn: Have a great night.
Aerendyl: Can I use my force ballista to not do damage on Andrew, but pushing back five feet so he doesn’t take fire damage next time?
Aerendyl: It would be funny though.
Aragorn: Oh, yeah.
Aragorn: And pet big ballista.
Aragorn: Nate, does a 17 hit on both of those?
DM: you
Aerendyl: I don’t like this anymore.
Aerendyl: You
DM: Sorry.
Aragorn: Yeah, keep in mind.
Aragorn: I thought it would end there.
DM: I gave him a one powerful ability because I thought it would be beneficial for the whole squad.
Aerendyl: Do you have possessed him before?
DM: And I expect his first use to be against you guys.
Aerendyl: Felly and icy-like son.
Aerendyl: If
Aragorn: No.
Aragorn: It’s just Nate sees one anime and it’s like, yep.
Aragorn: I wonder where he got perfect webbing through a phone.
Aerendyl: everyone the
Aragorn: I can’t see.
Aerendyl: krijme Jerk
DM: Okay, hey, at least most of the stuff that I rip off is obscure anime.
Aerendyl: you
DM: Is it actually.
Aragorn: Right.
Aragorn: It’s obscure, but it’s at least something rather than the whole plot of SAO in a campaign.
Aragorn: Oh, really?
Aerendyl: mine?
Aragorn: I don’t know.
DM: Okay, so we still can fight or are we just going to accept the feet here?
Aerendyl: Second.
DM: Yes, sir.
Aragorn: It’s like my baby, dude.
Aerendyl: Idiot.
Aragorn: Not you, but what the fuck?
Aerendyl: I’m going to go to the next one.
Aragorn: Jesus Christ.
Aragorn: Get a load of this guy.
Aragorn: Yep.
DM: Unfortunately.
DM: No, I turned those off, but I used to get those.
Aragorn: .
Aragorn: Uh
Aragorn: what?
DM: All right, dragon, I noticed that your token has moved.
Aerendyl: partition, partition, partition פoli, partition does.
DM: Did you think your move?
Aerendyl: And then I dash to here and then I’m gonna hit him with the chainsaw sword if possible.
Aragorn: you
Aerendyl: Is that not possible because it’s technically only his sword so I’d have to switch to that.
DM: I’m more like a son that if you dash doesn’t that take your action?
Aerendyl: No I meant like I’m not like not dashing literally but like I teleport and run yeah.
DM: Oh, you make you you just use your movement to okay.
DM: Okay, then yeah, yeah, you can you want to use a chainsaw sword.
Aerendyl: Are you okay with me? Are you okay with me like mid teleport switching weapons or
Aerendyl: no because if no I’ll use his sword.
DM: I’m going to say no, it just seems a little overpowered unless you did so by throwing out his weapon and even then it’s kind of so it won’t say no.
Aerendyl: It’s fire.
Caitlin: I’m fine with that.
Aerendyl: I just throw the weapon 80 feet to the other side.
Aerendyl: Put it in a pond but it rests with the water.
Aerendyl: Hey look at this one.
Aerendyl: Oh shank.
DM: Okay, I said, oh, you’ll have to use those.
Aerendyl: Now I’ll use his attack.
Aerendyl: I don’t know what is the the stat sheet on it.
Aerendyl: G20 plus what?
DM: Oh, yeah.
DM: Here requires a tournament.
Caitlin: I’m fine with this advantage.
Aerendyl: So G20 plus 6 plus my strength modifier or no?
DM: That sounds right.
DM: It’s plus eight to hit.
DM: Two, six plus five damage.
Aerendyl: Hey.
Aerendyl: Hey Mrs.
DM: Okay, it’s each one eat one magical bonus.
Aerendyl: Um, in since that’s that, I’m trying to think.
DM: Oh, wait, I’m here.
DM: Okay, so you have proficiency.
DM: Is it automatically adding that?
DM: Okay, I’m looking at it right here.
DM: Does that?
DM: No.
Caitlin: I see you jamming it up.
DM: It’s just using your strength ability modifier.
DM: It doesn’t have anything for.
DM: So it should just be.
Aerendyl: Um, so what you see what happens is.
DM: Well, no, no, that makes sense.
Aerendyl: So what’s it for me?
Aerendyl: Okay, um, so what you see what happens then is I teleport in front of you.
Aerendyl: And I basically just like dash at you and wielding your weapon.
Aerendyl: Um, you can definitely see that I’m not comfortable with it.
DM: How bad was the role?
Aerendyl: Because it is, it is definitely a lighter sword compared to what I’m used to.
Aerendyl: So as I go to make an attack, you see how my trajectory is just off.
Aerendyl: And I just kind of just like go past your head and I’m just like.
Aerendyl: Oh, uh, I rolled a nine plus whatever it was.
DM: Okay, okay, if you had brought like bad enough, I’d say the weapons slipped out of your hands, but with that you just missed.
Aerendyl: So I would have been like what 14.
Aerendyl: No, no, but I don’t know that.
Caitlin: I’m going to take Ender Sword and flip it around and hold it by the point.
Aerendyl: But I just rolled past your head and I’m like, uh, well.
Aerendyl: But this one’s shinier.
Aerendyl: You can have it back either by force or after the battle.
Caitlin: I’m going to rip my sword back out of my hand.
DM: Okay, okay.
Aerendyl: Eh?
Aerendyl: That would be an action.
DM: Okay, okay.
Aerendyl: No, it’s mine now.
Aerendyl: I’m going to pawn it off for 10 gold pieces.
DM: This is so much.
Aerendyl: Is she still alive?
Aerendyl: You don’t even know what she is.
Aerendyl: No one knows what she is.
DM: Okay, guys, guys, guys, in love y’all, can you please lock in?
Aerendyl: She pushes.
Aragorn: Hey, hey, do I need to give you the sword I’m upon it for half a bronze?
DM: It is almost midnight and I have to wake up at like six in the morning.
DM: Okay, so, what check for what for Andrew what?
Aerendyl: You’re going to be like, sir, can I have this for half a bronze using me like.
Aerendyl: Gives half of the bronze coin.
Aragorn: Yep.
Aragorn: Uh, doing your mom.
Aerendyl: Do it your mom.
DM: Oh, oh, that’s that was.
Aerendyl: He wants to he wants to yowing the sword out of my head using an action.
Aragorn: I’m great.
DM: Yes, strength or I think it was decks.
Aerendyl: I’m going to strengthen the decks.
DM: Yes.
DM: So you might if you show me yours.
Aerendyl: I rolled a simple 14.
Aerendyl: Well, if I had my flash of genius, I would have rolled a 19 and I would have been you out.
DM: I don’t think I’m classing.
Aerendyl: But I usually tweet them on.
DM: Does it affect my heart too much?
Aerendyl: Yeah, I would have had a 19.
DM: I say, possible.
Caitlin: I’m saying I…
Aerendyl: Oh, you’re saying my bad.
DM: Wait, to me, I don’t think I’m looking at the other people think my God.
Aerendyl: That’s your action.
Aerendyl: They got a bonus action.
DM: You know, the more people are the times three times people come up to you know Jesus you were just with him.
Caitlin: I want to reactivate the fire sphere.
Aragorn: watch it.
DM: Oh, sorry to think my mother sent me apologies.
Aerendyl: I bet it’s a really corny.
DM: It’s some hot garbage about Christians cursing.
Aerendyl: So what is this about locking in?
DM: Hey, I locked in but to the wrong thing.
DM: I can’t wait to get to the sticking like log and it just dragging every 12 seconds.
Aerendyl: Oh, what Andrew?
Aragorn: I’m
Aragorn: a
Aerendyl: Oh, me.
DM: I’m going to get out of the ground.
Aerendyl: Oh, this is heavier.
Aerendyl: I’m used to this one more.
DM: Fantastic and so now it’s that’s air going to turn.
DM: It’s going to be more round.
Aerendyl: Andrew.
DM: What does happen?
Aerendyl: I’m going to run up here and beat him up.
Aerendyl: This has gone on for too long.
Aerendyl: I just want to lose so I can go to sleep.
Aerendyl: I think he would heal himself up to twice as HB.
Aragorn: Anyways, I got my sword. I have my sword. Great, great, great, great. Do I get my action
DM: No.
Aragorn: to start again? I like to talk my wind to it. Oh, pretty, pretty, please. I was at level six.
Aerendyl: Sure.
Aerendyl: I have naked do some random bullshit.
Aragorn: Oh, please, please, please, please, I was at level six. I was, yes, yes, let’s go.
Aerendyl: He deserves it Bob.
DM: Yes.
Aerendyl: He’s still going to miss.
Aragorn: So that’s not 20. By the way, if it wasn’t known, if it wasn’t known, the minus 10 is still happening.
DM: I’m going to get out of the ground.
Aerendyl: The DM said yes.
Aragorn: So like that. That’s not hitting.
Aerendyl: You see Nate?
DM: He’s not a severe disadvantage right now. He’s two levels behind you.
Aragorn: Oh, Nate. Nate. Oh, Nate. Does a 19 head. Great. Wow, wow. So two of those hit, but that’s a plus 15 or plus 10.
Aerendyl: It’s fair.
DM: I’m just a little bit of a book.
Caitlin: I had a silverware blob because I could financials only with now.
Aerendyl: It’s certainly country.
Aragorn: Let me check my feeds. Oh, by the way, Nate, you have disadvantage on attack rolls now.
Aerendyl: It’s just rolls the same amount every time.
Aragorn: Nice. Nice. Slasher. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.
Aerendyl: Oh, my gosh.
Aerendyl: I’m going to run up here.
Aerendyl: Nate.
DM: I’m not going to get out of the ground.
Aragorn: Anyways, I need to roll damage for these two. Okay. So, so, so, so that’s a 23 and then,
Aerendyl: Oh, it’s crazy.
Aragorn: and then a 24. So that’s a 47. And then on top of that, I want to do a disarming attack.
Aragorn: Yeah. Yeah. bonus action. So period already. I disarming. Nate, what are you having your hands?
Aerendyl: I never noticed it until I saw it back to back.
Aragorn: Yeah, get that shit out of here. Yeah, it’s a strength save. Okay. Okay. That would be a 50.
DM: Are you referring to how it like progressively cracks?
Aragorn: I guess superior already died. So you took 50 points of damage.
DM: Are you referring to how the title card progressively cracks?
Aerendyl: What?
Aragorn: Yeah. Nate, did you hear me? That’s 50. Oh, I just wanted to make it known.
DM: Yes.
Aragorn: Yeah, I’ve dealt like 120 against actual enemies before. Yeah, that’s because he make, yeah, that’s
Aragorn: because he make broken classes.
Aerendyl: Stop measuring dick sizes.
DM: No.
Aerendyl: He threw Andrews sword at me.
Aragorn: Can it stay meta.
Aerendyl: I was in front of you.
DM: We clarified that you threw it at Andrew.
Aerendyl: I have an idea.
DM: Please execute it and kill this man.
Aragorn: Wait, wait, wait, wait, Nate take another disarming attack.
Aerendyl: Six level self-fireball.
Aragorn: It’s another tank, so I did some digging.
Aragorn: Yeah, I can do too, because it’s not a bonus action.
Aragorn: First superior already died.
Aragorn: It’s not.
Aragorn: No, it’s not.
Aerendyl: I’m going to run up here.
DM: I’m going to get out of the ground.
Aragorn: So weapon attack.
Aragorn: Yeah, I did the first time I can do it again.
Aragorn: You literally dropped your weapon because I disarmed you the first.
Aragorn: Okay, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Aragorn: Yeah, yeah, yeah, I will.
Aerendyl: Natural 20.
Aragorn: So I didn’t know that.
Aragorn: Anyways, continue.
Aragorn: Yeah, continue.
Aragorn: I have my team phone.
Caitlin: I need to give a spell of what’s me healing a bonus action rough.
Aerendyl: I’m going to attack.
DM: Essentially, for all of its purposes.
Aragorn: Thank you.
DM: It’s exactly just gravel.
Aerendyl: Is it when he attacks me?
Aerendyl: If it hits.
Caitlin: Now is my turn.
DM: That’s why it doesn’t do all that much damage normally.
DM: Keep in mind that the weapon requires a tournament that can only be used by him.
Aerendyl: I need to get stronger.
Caitlin: I hate that you’re just fucking did that.
Aragorn: I guess who is it?
Aerendyl: I’m dead.
Caitlin: Do you want me to roll damage?
Aerendyl: Am I dead?
Caitlin: I didn’t want you.
Aerendyl: No.
Aerendyl: I’m going to run up here.
Aragorn: This guy.
Aerendyl: I told you at the beginning of this it was going to be a loss.
Caitlin: I’m going to rip my sword back out of my hand.
Aragorn: Nate, make a bard for once.
Aerendyl: That’s how it is.
Aerendyl: That’s the bar.
Aragorn: I’m sorry.
Aerendyl: That’s the bar.
Aragorn: See you next campaign.
Aerendyl: That’s the bar.
Aragorn: I mean, is the fight finished?
Aerendyl: It’s.
Aragorn: That’s going to be a 23.
Aragorn: And then that’s going to be a 22.
Aerendyl: I’m going to run up here.
Aragorn: That’s it.
Caitlin: I need to point something out here.
Aragorn: I’m going to be a 23.
Caitlin: I need to just not.
Aragorn: I’m still rolling shit technically.
Aragorn: If this was against a higher enemy like a BBG, I would not be hitting.
Aragorn: So.
Caitlin: I need to tell me the damage and tell me that you down me or you’re just going to fucking.
Caitlin: I assume he downs me with two attacks back to back.
Aragorn: That’s a 15 and then an 8, so 23.
Caitlin: I have 22 hit points just just.
Aerendyl: That just barely.
Aragorn: How much do you have?
Aerendyl: 22 you barely.
Caitlin: That was really close though.
Aerendyl: It would have been over if I six level fireballed you in the earlier stage though.
Caitlin: I’ll say if you’re going for if you’re going like totally non lethal like I’m dropping the one hit point first thing I’m doing is I’m helping to go.
Aragorn: I guess what?
Aragorn: Dropping the sword.
Aragorn: Take these hands.
Aragorn: Yeah, plot twist.
Aragorn: I stabbed wagon.
Caitlin: I’m just going to stand up and like offer an arm down the wagon.
Caitlin: I don’t have any needs to prove that you are the kind of person I can trust.
Aragorn: Hey, Nate, there’s a cool new anime coming out.
Aragorn: It’s called Incess Family.
Aragorn: And then put my panties on.
Aragorn: Talk on me.
Caitlin: I’ve never really started myself down the road towards you.
Aerendyl: That was it every time I hit you with fire.
Aerendyl: You did it and put like burn.
Aragorn: I’m going to be a 23.
Caitlin: I have some holy heritage in my veins but I didn’t stop it from definitely hurting.
Aerendyl: I’m going to run up here.
Caitlin: Have you ever had the many women before?
Caitlin: You fought well both of you.
Caitlin: I’m going to help do I can’t.
Caitlin: I’m going to help do I can’t and the first thing I do has anybody notice the absolute nuclear commotion that we were doing in dragons backyard.
Aragorn: We can use these as ramps.
Caitlin: If I trust in that case I’m going to immediately as soon as we stand up I’m going to do like the wrestling like lift dragons arm up as like the champion like unfortunately these two have bested me.
Aerendyl: Wait no, no, no, wait.
Caitlin: 2v1 it was close but it was a good fight.
Aerendyl: Anyways.
Caitlin: He’s just gone.
Aerendyl: Get off my land.
Caitlin: Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, uh, Aaron, though, I know we can’t just met but like this guy’s betting on us. Why don’t we go get the winnings and keep them.
Aerendyl: You’re in there.
Caitlin: Okay, bro.
Aerendyl: You said you were looking for your wife and not your inner self.
Caitlin: Okay, dude.
Aragorn: Maybe he’s cosplaying as his wife.
Aerendyl: Oh, that’s kind of morbid.
Aragorn: Oh, morbid like these dead of rabbit carcasses.
Caitlin: I’m wearing.
Aerendyl: Anyways.
Aragorn: And by your rotten hacky sack.
Aerendyl: If they’re taking bets, we deserve at least 30%.
Caitlin: I’m kind of.
Aerendyl: Maybe even 50.
Caitlin: Maybe.
Aerendyl: I’m going to put my amulet on and I’m just going to walk into the crowd with her.
Aerendyl: And that’s how we end session.
Caitlin: What are its bedtime.
Aragorn: God, I’m going to get a group of titties.
Aerendyl: I’m so sorry about her that this session was not what you wanted at all.
Aerendyl: But it’s what you got.
Aerendyl: I’m going to run up here.