2025-03-12 Transcript

Shain: Hey, damn butt.

Aerendyl: Yes.

DM: All righty, does anybody need a previous Leon?

Aragorn: welyorum

Caitlin: I did not mean to do that wrong, you see.

Shain: Leon?

DM: Charizard, gotcha.

Shain: Leon?

DM: Long story short.

Aragorn: Undertale Cold Klose

DM: You guys were teaching what’s your name.

DM: Then you got a message saying you had to wait in additional like six ish days.

DM: Oh.

Caitlin: My man.

Caitlin: That’s that’s on me.

Shain: What the…

Shain: Uh-huh.

DM: Anyways, long story short.

DM: You, you’re just chilling having a good time.

DM: You had to stay there in extra six days.

DM: You failed to discourage her from teaching magic or from learning magic.

DM: So you started to teach her kind of secretly as you kind of pretended to cause a problem.

Aerendyl: You got paid, but did he put it in his money?

DM: But then it actually wasn’t.

Shain: Did Andrew get his money from the man yet? Like in his character?

Aragorn: I did, yeah, I did obtain the money because I, yeah, because I pretty much after that,

Shain: Because he paid him. Remember?

DM: The money for me.

Shain: Remember when he was like, yo, your daughter just saw me die and like winked and then gave him the payment.

Shain: Did that ever go through?

DM: I don’t know.

DM: Did Andrew put his.

Shain: Because you never…

Aerendyl: Andrew.

Shain: No, no, I don’t think we ever specified how much it was.

Shain: Remember when we were like acting I died and you gave him the wink?

Shain: Oh, you did? Okay.

Aerendyl: About how much?

Aragorn: how much was it, Futter, did we ever disclose it about? Well, I don’t think we ever did.

Aerendyl: I don’t think y’all did.

Shain: I don’t think we did.

DM: You know, it wasn’t mentioned there, but I know that we said an amount.

DM: So hang on one second.

Aerendyl: I don’t remember an amount.

Aragorn: Did we?

Shain: So they wanna have the…

Shain: Yeah, easily 70,000.

DM: I know.

Aragorn: Yeah, yeah, Futter, I think it was one million gold.

Shain: I think you wanna go.

Aragorn: I would go five giga million. I called you a giga chat. Start magging, dragon.

Aerendyl: I would go five bajillion actually.

DM: No.

Aerendyl: What you call me?

DM: No.

Shain: Kigoo?

Shain: That’s good.

Aerendyl: Nader.

Shain: Wow.

Shain: Ma-oh.

Aragorn: Forgot your lock-in face is fucking shit. You look like your like a cheesy-ass smile or your

Aerendyl: What do you mean it?

Shain: Oh, sick.

Shain: Hunter Bane.

Aragorn: highest fuck. 100? Really? Oh, okay. I mean, I have 3000 still, so. Oh, yeah. Hey, you should

Shain: Alright, anyway, sorry, I can’t blame you.

DM: It was a hundred straight gold.

Shain: I just hit me as soon as I was like, huh?

Shain: Well, that’s good.

DM: Yes.

Aerendyl: Only a hundred.

Shain: Alright, we’re fine, we’re fine, we’re fine.

Aerendyl: You can yell a broke.

Shain: I’m gonna spend it all.

Aerendyl: And I got twelve thousand.

Shain: We basically, Dwaygan met up with his little Shmiashmi A and then…

Aragorn: give some the flux, okay. All right. Oh, yeah, I started aggressively molesting his, uh,

Aerendyl: I got a business to run.

Shain: Butler.

Shain: He tried.

Shain: You missed and he ran away.

Shain: He said we, he loves us and then he dipped and then, yeah.

Shain: I’m gonna spend it all.

Aerendyl: No more like you tried.

Shain: We basically, Dwaygan met up with his little Shmiashmi A and then…

Shain: Butler.

Aerendyl: He dodged.

Shain: He was also then he dipped and then, yeah.

DM: Yeah.

DM: So yeah, you could say you’re teaching her secret magic.

Aragorn: man.

DM: The at night teaching her and she was picking things up very quickly.

DM: You noticed a weird kind of dark aura whenever she was casting magic sometimes.

Shain: Yes, yes, four.

DM: But it was few and far between.

Aragorn: Boom.

DM: It wasn’t every time or anything.

Aerendyl: You

DM: You continue teaching her until one day you kind of woke up solid.

Shain: Okay.

DM: I was outside.

DM: There was a giant bird on top of the bird was Mr. Aaron Dell.

DM: He landed and shortly after a nerd kind of ran up and said boss.

Aragorn: you

Shain: Shhh.

DM: We love you.

DM: And you guys went down that little bit little little little side tangent there.

DM: Got slight upgrade to your room.

DM: Learned a little bit of information not very much.

DM: And you kind of gave them the orders to acquire some scrolls.

DM: But that’s a.

DM: Yep.

DM: Shane for whatever reason copied the contract into his spell book.

DM: Against everybody’s better judgment.

DM: Yeah, pretty much everybody’s better judgment.

Shain: Everybody.

DM: Then as per your routine you went to go check in and bring the girl.

Aerendyl: Sacrifice.

DM: However, she was not in her room and you saw her father take the wooden doll that you made.

DM: Into the seller with him.

Shain: So right now where are we?

DM: And that is where we left off.

DM: You guys are currently still at the house that is.

Aerendyl: I’m not a good guy.

DM: Fluxed and disappeared.

DM: Flux was doing it with his bird.

Shain: Bird.

DM: Which you know just for the sense of.

DM: Yeah, this is just for the sense of ease of use.

DM: He practically has infinite range until it actually matters.

DM: Yeah, if you go if you went inside that be a little bit too overpowered.

Shain: Hey, hey.

Shain: Okay.

Shain: All right.

Shain: My bird is just that crazy.

Aerendyl: It’s on your roof.

DM: Where’s my no birds inside?

Shain: Well.

Shain: No, grows inside.

DM: No girls inside.

Shain: No, grows.

Aerendyl: It’s canon now.

Shain: I am still.

DM: It’s not possible for crows to be inside it’s like actually not.

Shain: I am still.

Aerendyl: Crows cannot be inside a house.

Aragorn: Can it grows to know any other bird. Yes, crows. Blue

Shain: I am still.

Aerendyl: It goes against their DNA.

Shain: I am still.

Shain: Okay.

Aragorn: They kill themselves they go inside

Shain: So, I’ll, so I’m with the group.

Shain: The group still, right?

DM: Yeah, so you were currently still with the group.

Shain: So, I’ll leave the little bird.

Shain: UAV and I’m going to come back over and say.

Shain: That news they found the decoy.

Shain: So I guess we’re gonna go down there and fix this problem.

Aragorn: I mean, townwear, yeah. I haven’t you, haven’t you read any horror stories to not go down in a creepy cellar?

Aerendyl: Down where?

Shain: Buttered in the cellar.

Shain: The cellar.

Aerendyl: What did the seller look like?

Shain: Oh yes, I’ve seen plenty and we…

Aerendyl: Can you recite to me what the seller looked like?

DM: You guys haven’t been into the seller.

Shain: Butter?

Shain: Yeah, no, we haven’t seen it.

Shain: What I was gonna ask.

Aerendyl: I’m not a good guy.

DM: You only know the outside.

DM: The outside is your very generic think of like a tornado seller from like a very.

Aragorn: Oh, no, no.

Shain: Yeah.

Shain: 1990s, Twister movies.

DM: So like just big two double doors.

DM: You could enter.

Shain: You…

DM: That’s what we’re cooking with.

Shain: Do I still have like that dark and coldy ashy fingertip things or no?

DM: There are stairs down.

DM: Not really that similar.

DM: It’s pretty different.

DM: You do yes those have not gone away.

Shain: Okay.

Aerendyl: I just wanted to make sure.

Shain: I’m gonna show I’m like show Aaron Dell.

Aragorn: So she has the chance to kill us all. Oh,

Shain: You know, the contract when I like looked into it.

Shain: I had a conversation with, you know, I told you about Thessal Thorne, right?

Shain: Yeah, of course I did.

Shain: Yeah, problem.

Shain: The girl had the same energy.

Shain: So this isn’t…

DM: Yeah.

Aerendyl: Yes.

Shain: by accident.

Shain: Yeah, probably.

Shain: We got a hurry because she’s probably gonna die.

Aerendyl: You tell me this connection.

Shain: No, she has a chance.

Aragorn: yeah, I want to get on a comb Slurr quick. Yeah, butter, what’s his name? Oh, so it’s a beener. It’s a better.

Aerendyl: What’s the name of this guy?

Shain: History check.

Aerendyl: What’s the name?

Shain: I got a NAT one.

Shain: I tried to get it.

DM: His name is Benjamin Resmond.

Shain: It’s okay.

Aerendyl: Is that his real name?

Aragorn: I mean, what if he has a big ass sleeve trade?

Shain: Benjamin Dattron.

Aerendyl: Are you sure it’s not the person on the contract?

Shain: Bethel Paulin.

Aerendyl: That would link.

Shain: That would link.

Shain: So we have to go.

Shain: You can stay here if you want.

Aerendyl: I don’t know.

Shain: But…

Aragorn: Yeah, hello, if I could hit something, you tell me. I’m there. Yeah, that’s that me up. That’s the thing.

Shain: Good.

Shain: Good because I don’t want to leave you with it.

Shain: If we can hit something, let’s go.

Shain: Let’s go right now.

Shain: In fact, you know what?

Shain: Let’s do it right now.

Aerendyl: I’m not abandoning you guys again.

Shain: It’s good.

Shain: I’ll cast a thing.

Aerendyl: That’s one.

Shain: Wagon, roll D12, please.

Aragorn: The thing is now canonical and

Shain: Don’t get a one.

Shain: Huh?

Shain: Is it?

Shain: Okay, butter.

Shain: Roll on your favorite table.

DM: Oh yeah.

Shain: No, in the middle of this.

Shain: I’m like, yeah, yeah, we can do this.

Shain: I like…

Shain: I put my hands to my chest and a blue shimmer and then whatever happens.

Shain: Oh no.

Shain: Huh? Huh?

Shain: Something’s happening.

DM: Hey again.

Aragorn: I’m not rolled in not to me.

Shain: Why is he rolling twice?

Shain: Why?

DM: Where the next two minutes.

DM: The next two minutes.

Shain: Oh no, I reached down.

DM: Different parts of your body phase in and out of existence.

Aerendyl: This is Shane right now.

Shain: Guys.

Shain: Huh?

DM: See the funny part is most of these things were made with the concept of like battle in mind.

Shain: Huh.

DM: So during this time he would be unable to attack or take damage until it’s over.

DM: But because we’re just role playing.

Shain: Guys, I hold up.

DM: It’s just like hey, I’m just disappears.

Shain: Yeah.

Shain: What’s happening to me?

DM: And then it reappears and it’s left like this.

Shain: We don’t have a lot of time.

Shain: We got to hurry.

Shain: I think I’m going to die.

DM: It’s really.

Shain: Let’s go.

Shain: Oh!

Aragorn: He’s not not getting in the wind.

Shain: I start crawling.

DM: It’s really.

Aragorn: And

Shain: I can’t hurt.

Shain: So, I guess I, depending on what happens,

Shain: I’ll just keep trying to get up and get out.

Shain: It’s fine.

Shain: I’m not bleeding.

Aerendyl: Shane, take my hand.

Shain: Am I?

Shain: I look as just probably nothing.

DM: It’s.

Aragorn: People are

Shain: Uh oh.

Aerendyl: Oh, and it’s gone.

DM: Come on boys.

Shain: My name is Bob.

Aerendyl: It’s a good question.

DM: Hopefullywoman for the next episode of coming up more guys.

Shain: My heart is gone.

Aerendyl: The DM’s dying.

DM: What.

Shain: His lungs are facing in and out.

Aerendyl: Asma, what can I do?

DM: It’s a diesel engine that can’t start.

Aerendyl: I’m not abandoning you guys again.

Shain: I’m going to die.

Aragorn: What?

Shain: It’s like.

Aragorn: It’s like…

Aragorn: My lawnmower isn’t starting, dude!

Aragorn: What?

Aerendyl: Bro, you say it’s like an engine starting.

DM: All right.

Aerendyl: That’s just Seth Rogan’s laugh.

Aragorn: Yes!

Shain: All right.

Aragorn: Why do you do that so well? That’s not okay.

Aerendyl: What is my Seth Rogan laugh?

Aragorn: Yes!

Shain: Okay.

Aerendyl: There was a lot of problems.

Aragorn: What’s going on?

DM: Yeah, so two minutes passed, and you’re no longer facing in and out of existence.

Shain: Aaron, no.

Aerendyl: It’s gone.

Shain: Should be okay.

DM: No, luckily you’re fine.

Shain: What?

Shain: Is anything permanently gone, butter?

Aerendyl: I think pinkies have been swapped.

Aragorn: Here! Wait! Wait! Let me check!

Aragorn: I’m gonna fold up your balls!

Shain: No.

Shain: You realize I shouldn’t have any.

Aerendyl: During character customization, you must have disabled that option.

Shain: I just.

DM: All right here.

Aragorn: Come here! Come here! Come here!

Aerendyl: Yes, yes.

Aragorn: I need you to… I’m gonna grab your wrist and I’m gonna feel around here.

DM: hurts from everyone’s crucifix.

Shain: I’m not.

Aragorn: I’m gonna put you off like some balls.

Shain: What is happening?

Aragorn: What do you feel?

Aerendyl: Nothing.

Aragorn: Exactly!

Aragorn: I don’t think he’s real.

Aerendyl: Are you a puppet?

DM: Why,

Shain: I’m a puppet of law.

Aragorn: I’m… I’m… I’m saved.

Shain: All right.

DM: the man from

Shain: I open the door and I get out.

Aerendyl: No, but for real though, yeah, let’s leave.

DM: over

DM: Okay, fantastic, fantastic.

Shain: I’m going to go straight for it.

Aerendyl: No more hooligan ganging around.

Aragorn: No more feeling each other’s balls.

Shain: We’re going straight for it.

Shain: I’m putting the suspense music on.

Aragorn: What a good team bonding moment, though.

Shain: So.

Aragorn: We fell each other’s balls.

Aerendyl: I lost mind during the war.

Aragorn: I was an adventurer like you, so I took an arrow to the balls.

DM: I believe that’s one’s accurate.

Aerendyl: I’m actually kidding.

Aerendyl: During character customization, I left that option on.

Aerendyl: We’re heading to the place.

Aerendyl: It’s late, right?

DM: It is speaking short. Yeah, it is it is dark. So as of now it is we’re looking at like

Shain: All right.

Shain: We’re heading to the place.

Shain: What time is it?

Aragorn: I’m gonna…

Shain: Like daytime.

Shain: Night time.

Shain: 30.

Aerendyl: I’m going to take them to Dali.

DM: about nine o’clock every day.

Shain: Again.

DM: Okay, so you’re hiding the fact that you’re part of that organization. Is that right?

Aerendyl: Yes, just in case I mess with the wrong people.

Shain: Where did you go?

Aerendyl: I don’t want them knowing.

DM: I understand.

Aragorn: You’re smart, smart.

Shain: All right.

Shain: What’s the plan?

Shain: What are we going to do?

Aerendyl: I think we just walk in and we just say, what’s up bitches and kill them all.

Shain: We’re just walking like to the area.

Aragorn: You’re smart.

Aragorn: Yeah, will you?

Shain: Most likely we don’t know what’s going to happen.

Shain: But I don’t have a good feeling about this.

Aerendyl: Can you read minds?

Shain: I’m going to go straight for it.

Aragorn: I can!

Aerendyl: What are you going to do?

Aerendyl: Open their skull and start reading.

Shain: You too.

Shain: Nine more.

Aragorn: No, no, I can actually read mine. It’s quite a good skill.

Aerendyl: What am I thinking?

Aragorn: Um…

Aragorn: Hmm…

Aragorn: You’re thinking about the cheeseburger and fries.

Shain: Guys, we got to stay focused.

Aerendyl: How’s that thing about tits?

Aragorn: Ah!

Aragorn: But I got enough equivalence now.

DM: Okay

Shain: Focus.

Aerendyl: I mean, two cheeseburgers.

Shain: Focus.

Shain: Focus.

Shain: All right.

Shain: We’re walking up.

Shain: I’m going to send my bird across the area.

Shain: Not just like the seller, but the area just to make sure that there’s nothing we’re happening.

Aerendyl: Okay.

Aerendyl: Hear me out.

Aerendyl: How about we open the cellar door and send the bird inside?

Aragorn: No!

Aragorn: Absolutely not.

Shain: That sounds like a terrible idea.

Aragorn: No birds are out.

Shain: No birds allowed in buildings.

Aerendyl: But it’s not a building, is it?

Aragorn: It is a building.

Aragorn: If it’s going inside of a building…

Shain: It’s a building.

Aerendyl: It’s a cellar.

Shain: It’s a building.

Shain: It’s a building.

Aerendyl: No, it’s under the building.

Aragorn: It’s a building in the ground.

DM: Do you see anything with your bird recon?

Aerendyl: It’s under the building.

Shain: I’m going to throw the bird’s underground.

Aerendyl: Is it?

Shain: Birds underground is just as bad.

Aragorn: Yes, it is bad luck. Very bad luck.

Aerendyl: Like, how is this bad luck?

Aragorn: Yeah, I’m sure you haven’t heard the story of O9.

Shain: We’ll show you.

Aragorn: You don’t want to know. You don’t want to know.

Aerendyl: What is the story of Oh, nine?

Shain: Anyways, do I see anything with my bird recawning?

Aerendyl: Okay.

Shain: I don’t know.

DM: No, they do not seem to be preparing for anything necessarily. It seems to be exactly what you kind of would expect.

Shain: Around the building like any people, any room.

Shain: Like are they preparing for anything?

Shain: Are they wishing?

DM: They are just… everything is normal for the most part.

DM: So… yeah, no problems.

Shain: Did we get there successfully?

Shain: Is the door on not the main door, but like to get I’m assuming the way I’m picturing it is to get to the seller.

Shain: You have to at least go through the backyard, right?

DM: Yes, yes. But as you have… as you have a guided what’s her name through and B, you yourself have gone through, it’s… you know how to easily get in and out. It’s not a problem.

Shain: Or something in the nature.

Shain: Yeah.

Aragorn: You

Shain: How about this?

Shain: Error going.

Shain: You take point.

Aerendyl: You want me to go invisible?

Shain: I’ll sit right behind you.

DM: You

Shain: Error down.

Shain: Something comes up behind us.

Shain: I tap like your arm.

Shain: You know what to do.

Shain: I was going to think shoot a crossbow.

Shain: If you want to, that might be a good option to get out because he knows me and Error going.

Shain: And he probably isn’t there.

Shain: But if this is a vessel, I was going to say that will fall on.

Shain: Why not?

Aerendyl: I’m not going to go invisible.

Shain: If it’s him, then we could have an issue.

Aragorn: He wants…

Aragorn: He wants to see our face because we’ll kill him so quickly.

Shain: Or this is his child.

Shain: I don’t know.

Shain: We’re going to figure that out.

Shain: We might have another in the right situation.

Aragorn: Um…

Shain: They keep money into me.

Aragorn: We…

Aragorn: Well, not we, but the kids like to call him Pe-Diddy, as they say.

Aerendyl: I’ve heard the stories of P2D but not Oh, nine.

Shain: No.

Shain: This is a canonical.

Aragorn: The Pe-Diddy, the third is a tale of Untold.

DM: Okay.

Shain: You go invisible.

Shain: You lead the way.

Shain: And I’ll act like I’m not going on.

Aragorn: Uh-huh.

Shain: Chain ever wrong, Peter the third.

Aerendyl: I’m going to be sitting in the back.

Shain: Kind of chilling, but following me, you.

Shain: Yeah.

Aerendyl: I’m going to be checking for flanks and all that.

DM: Okay. So you’re just entering the… the… the… the… the seller.

Aerendyl: Yeah.

Shain: Here.

DM: Well, we’ll meet a perception check, please.

Shain: All of us are just.

DM: The first person that’s going in, which is Eric Warren.

Aragorn: Oh, no.

Shain: Error gone.

Shain: This is why I put you front money.

Aerendyl: Okay.

Aragorn: Yeah, yeah.

Aragorn: Oh, oh, thank you.

Shain: If it’s not a good role, I can also re-roll it for you.

Aragorn: The first roll of the day!

Aerendyl: Hey, if it’s not, if it’s not a good role, I got you with a plus five.

Shain: I don’t know.

Aragorn: Guys, I need tooting horns.

Aragorn: I need tooting horns.

Aragorn: No, no, no.

Shain: Eleven plus.

Aragorn: Great suits.

DM: A 16.

Aragorn: Oh, even greater roll.

Aragorn: Eleven.

Aerendyl: Make that a 16.

Aragorn: Oh!

Shain: Eleven plus.

DM: The… the… the seller. It’s… it’s not a big open like warehouse as most sellers you would have gotten is.

Aragorn: Bad luck.

Aerendyl: Fuck you.

Shain: Eleven plus.

Shain: Eleven plus.

Aragorn: Uh-huh.

Aragorn: Yeah.

DM: Instead, it seems to be just a long hallway slightly slanted down.

Aerendyl: I’m going to be sitting in the back.

Aragorn: Ah, you don’t say.

Shain: Eleven plus.

DM: There is not a book show.

Shain: Oh.

Aragorn: Butter!

DM: Yes.

Aragorn: I want to go down this hallway.

Aragorn: Slowly.

DM: You would like to go down the hallway slowly but surely.

Aragorn: I would like to go down this magnificent hallway.

Shain: As, as he’s going, can I just keep an eye out on the size to see like what is there what’s

Shain: happening?

Aragorn: Oh, yes.

Aragorn: Protect me.

Shain: Like a bookshelf.

Aragorn: I do not live.

DM: As you walk down, the walls are very plain and simple. No bookshelves in sight.

Shain: Oh, dang.

DM: I do. No, no, no bookshelves. However…

Aragorn: Oh, no.

Aragorn: He’s lying.

Shain: What about book, book babies?

Aragorn: Bulk babies!

Shain: Don’t worry about it.

DM: Anyways, as you continue walking down and this seems, you know, it’s a very long hallway as you guys continue down further and further.

Shain: Book babies.

Shain: Hmm.

DM: Eventually, it changes from what appears to be like what we considered to my modern architecture, very much brick and stone to kind of older style.

Aragorn: Uh-huh.

Aragorn: Rock and stone.

Shain: A L-tritch energy radiates this place.

DM: Like… like dirt and basic wood supports.

DM: As you continue down, yes.

Aerendyl: Butter.

Shain: Well, about 21.

Aerendyl: English or Spanish? Sorry.

Aerendyl: The structures.

Aragorn: What?

DM: I would like to roll an investigation check for that.

Aerendyl: How old is the wood?

Aragorn: What?

Aragorn: Sir, sir, sir, sir, sir, sir.

Shain: Invest in the show.

Aerendyl: What check?

Aragorn: Oh.

DM: Investigation, please.

Aerendyl: I’m not going to go invisible.

Shain: What?

Shain: Sir, sir, sir, sir, sir, sir, sir.

DM: At nine. Just nine.

Shain: I can’t.

DM: That’s just five enough reasons, sure.

Aerendyl: That’s a 23.

Shain: Error.

DM: Oh, it’s twenty three.

Shain: Error now looks at wood.

Aerendyl: I see that.

Shain: Pressies to get advantage.

Aragorn: Oh, give me the box.

DM: The wood appears to be kind of in a ship of DCS situation as it seems to have deteriorated so much and then replaced slowly through time that basically none of the original wood remains.

Aragorn: Give me.

Shain: Yes.

Aragorn: Uh-huh.

Shain: I can count those rings.

DM: The time for how old it is seems to be very different as you are familiar with the age of wood because you’re simply that guy.

Aerendyl: Interesting.

Shain: Well, that’s can’t be good.

DM: Some of these look like they have just been recently put in in the past maybe hundred years.

DM: Others seem thousands of years old.

DM: So all in the same support beam, it’s just it’s just a collection of differently aged wood.

Shain: I’m going to take a piece of.

DM: Are you taking a piece of the weirdly timed wood?

Shain: A L-tritch wood.

Shain: Well, you could.

DM: That would be sick. Now, I will warn you.

Aerendyl: I don’t need to do it.

Shain: Until you realize it’s a tentacle monster.

DM: Okay, okay, I’m just going to say this anyway.

Shain: I’ll make it out.

DM: Keep in mind that that is a support beam for dirt.

Aerendyl: Yeah.

Shain: Oh.

Aragorn: Oh!

Aragorn: Oh, wait.

Shain: Good luck.

Aragorn: Wait.

Aragorn: It’s just…

Aerendyl: That’s why it’s the way out.

Aragorn: It’s a support beam.

DM: Pretty much.

Aerendyl: I’m going to kill the ball.

Aragorn: Walk, walk, walk, walk, walk, walk.

DM: I’m going to put it on your way back. You’re taking it to the collapse behind you if it does collapse.

Aerendyl: I’m going to clear up the evidence.

Aragorn: Yeah, yeah, yeah.

DM: Gotcha.

DM: Well, as you continue down.

DM: Since Shane is keeping a constant lookout for anything strange, can I get a perception check, please?

Shain: I’m going to use the dice you gave me.

Shain: That’s.

DM: Yes.

Shain: Boom.

Aragorn: Me listening to Indiana Jones music never.

DM: 19.

Aragorn: It’s getting me in the mood.

Shain: That number.

Aragorn: Night, night.

Shain: I’m going to use the dice.

DM: As you continue to walk down, something feels off.

Aragorn: Hm.

DM: You can’t exactly place what, but it feels like almost like you’ve lost your rhythm in walking.

DM: You’re having to think consciously about how to walk or else you find yourself almost tripping.

Aerendyl: Is it the air?

Aragorn: Oh.

DM: It’s not enough to be off putting, but it just feels wrong.

Aragorn: Uh-huh.

Shain: Hang on.

Aerendyl: Is it the air down here?

Aragorn: Must’ve been a…

Aragorn: Must’ve been a wink.

Shain: Error.

DM: Are you trying like, are you saying like, is it, are you getting carbon dioxide poisoning? Is that what you’re asking?

Aragorn: Mm-hmm.

DM: No, it doesn’t seem anything like that.

DM: The air actually feels surprisingly fresh.

Aragorn: This is Pete Diddy’s cave.

Shain: Are you feeling a little weird?

Aragorn: I feel really weird.

Aragorn: Do you remember the story Pete Diddy’s?

Shain: No, I’m talking about dizzy.

Aragorn: This is…

Aragorn: This is the type of KD had.

Shain: Are you having to consciously think about your steps?

Aragorn: Oh, all the time.

Aerendyl: Do I feel the same butter?

Aragorn: Do you mean like more than usual?

Shain: Oh.

Shain: Yeah, like more than usual.

Aragorn: Absolutely.

Aragorn: I feel claustrophobic in all the time.

Shain: Hey, Eren, no.

DM: When asked, you guys can’t really seem to tell the difference. Nothing seems to off about you guys.

Aerendyl: Or do I feel normal?

Shain: Yeah, it feels like it.

Aerendyl: I’m going to kill the ball.

DM: It seems that just Shane is able to feel to pick up on this strange difference.

Aragorn: Oh.

Aragorn: It’s your fucking losing.

Aerendyl: It’s pain.

Aragorn: You know.

Aragorn: I, I, I, I don’t know.

Shain: Well, I forgot you were invisible.

Aragorn: I don’t.

Aerendyl: I don’t know what you’re on about.

Shain: You you haven’t you haven’t been with us in a while, please.

Aragorn: I don’t feel any difference.

Shain: Oh, I feel so much better. I can walk straight again.

Aerendyl: I’m on your left.

Aragorn: Oh.

Shain: Okay. Why are you still now?

Aerendyl: On your left.

Aragorn: Captain America, he was a ghost on your left.

Shain: Oh, you’re left.

Shain: Okay, I guess I’ll hang on to Error Gordon still and try to pace myself.

Shain: And I mean, hold on your show.

Aragorn: Oh, yes, hold on to me.

Aragorn: My king.

DM: Now that’s you can see, I think it seems off or wrong in the slightest.

Shain: He’s blind.

Aragorn: I’m closer to him.

Aragorn: Can I inspect him?

Aragorn: Yeah.

DM: Sure, you can go on a roll.

Aerendyl: I’m on your right.

Aragorn: What do I roll for inspecting?

DM: Sure, if you’re rolling for expecting, then that’s investigation.

Aragorn: In sight?

Aragorn: Investigation.

Shain: I’m not sure.

DM: If you want to look closer at the hands, then also just roll investigation.

Aragorn: Pete!

Aragorn: Botter, that is a 14.

Shain: I’m.

DM: It looks normal to both of you guys. Nothing seems off.

Aragorn: Mm.

DM: The black on his fingertips haven’t changed in any significant way.

Aragorn: Something seems off.

Shain: I feel great, man.

DM: It doesn’t seem like it’s spreading or anything. Everything seems normal to him.

Aragorn: Oh, so, something seems off.

Shain: I feel great.

Shain: I feel great man, I feel great. Why guys?

Aragorn: I’m going to disregard what God has told me.

Aragorn: You look terrible.

Aerendyl: Maybe we should take a five minute break.

Shain: What?

Aragorn: Yeah.

Shain: I feel like I just rolled 50.

Aerendyl: People tell me they trust my instincts.

DM: Now that’s about again.

Aerendyl: I’m not saying you should be fine theoretically.

Shain: You think?

Aragorn: Anyways, I’m, I’m a break the fourth wall again, and I’m going to stare at Nate.

Shain: I don’t want to.

Aragorn: I’m just going to look in a random corner and just stare at Nate.

Aerendyl: Who are you looking at?

Aragorn: So if he ever comes back, yeah, if he ever just comes back, just, he’s going to get stared at.

Shain: Oh.

Aerendyl: I’m going to leave this.

Shain: Hey guys, I don’t feel so good.

Shain: I don’t feel so good.

Aragorn: Is he the one?

Aragorn: Oh.

Shain: All right, we continue down the hall and if something bad happens, I have a

Aragorn: No, he doesn’t.

Aragorn: No, he doesn’t.

Aragorn: You don’t need it.

Shain: Mage Hand right behind me in case

Aragorn: You have me.

Aerendyl: You have me.

Aragorn: The most madly scream.

Shain: So we continue

Shain: I’m going to just to keep make sure we don’t get separated too much.

Aragorn: Is he the one?

Shain: I’m going to keep a reality mapping on everyone just in case.

DM: That’s crazy chat. That’s crazy.

Aerendyl: Okay.

Aragorn: Oh, me, I’m bright and friendly.

Shain: So yeah, yeah, in case we get separated though, so.

Aerendyl: Yes, yes, give it to me.

Shain: Okay, some wrong.

Aragorn: Ah, Skibi Baba.

Shain: You do notice something is different with me.

Shain: You see this glowing left hand inside.

Aerendyl: Is that the hand of Vecna?

Shain: All right, we keep going, we keep going.

Shain: Shame pushes through.

DM: You keep going. Okay.

Shain: Oh no, this could be the helmet.

Aerendyl: Yes, yes, yes.

Shain: This could be the head then of interlite.

Aragorn: No.

Shain: Bam!

Aragorn: Oh, Magnus.

DM: You just never know.

Shain:

Aerendyl: Again.

Aragorn: What a quick dance.

DM: No, it seems like the further you guys go, the older the wood appears.

DM: Whatever shape or form that that is taking.

Shain: You

Aerendyl: Interesting.

DM: It’s not clear how old a lot of this is.

DM: You can just tell that it looks ancient, but it seems older than most wood that you’ve seen at this point.

Aerendyl: Okay.

DM: You know, the fact that you ask is actually really good, good playing the game.

Aragorn: Did you know that I was a wood expert?

Aerendyl: Same.

Aragorn: This is obviously, this is obviously a birch.

Aragorn: But what type of wood is this?

Aerendyl: It looks more like Dark Oak.

Shain: You

DM: You guys aren’t sure what kind of wood this is.

Aragorn: Oh, this is.

DM: The further you get, the more strange enough putting the wood is.

Shain: Could I

Aragorn: This is demonic.

DM: It doesn’t seem to be recognizable from any specific tree.

Shain: Could I

DM: With the exception of Mr. Shane, something seems familiar somehow.

Shain: Yeah.

Shain: Oh,

Shain: Like familiar as in darkness feeling like I had earlier or arse is feeling or time warping feeling.

Aerendyl: I’m going to leave this.

Aragorn: Think, man, think.

Shain: What?

DM: Unfortunately, you’re not able to really place it. It just feels somewhat familiar.

Shain: This is how Shane this is this is literally Shane and a nutshell.

Aerendyl: Let me.

Shain: Oh, I feel something strange.

Shain: I don’t know what it is.

Aragorn: It’s like a comet.

Aragorn: It’s like comically large hand reaching out to Shin.

Aragorn: So deep strange.

Shain: If I can so theoretically what’s in front of us right now just more hallway.

Aerendyl: You can leave this.

DM: I can feel it.

Shain: Okay, well, this might start casting detect magic as we’re walking like as a ritual.

DM: At the moment, yes, just more hallway.

Aerendyl: Good.

Shain: Of course, okay, we’ll do that.

Shain: He’s got his question.

DM: Sure. Sure.

Aerendyl: I have a question.

DM: All right. Yeah.

Aragorn: This is fake cards.

Shain: Oh.

DM: Yes.

Shain: Err.

Aerendyl: The floor is dirt, right?

DM: As you look behind you, no, you’re not.

DM: Shortly after you take your foot off of the dirt, the dirt appears to just settle behind you.

Aerendyl: Are we leaving footprints?

DM: Removing your footprints.

Aerendyl: I’m going to take a look at the dirt.

DM: Generally, I would consider that as interacting.

DM: So yes.

Aerendyl: What if I walk a bit harder and accidentally like cake it?

DM: Well, you know, that just happened to be walking.

Aerendyl: I don’t know.

DM: As you kick it, it kind of floats for a second as dirt generally does and kind of falls a little too slow before settling and quickly evening out.

Aerendyl: Shane, everyone.

Aragorn: Oh, oh, you don’t say.

Aerendyl: Is it normal?

Shain: Wait a minute.

Aerendyl: I’m going to leave this.

Shain: Wait a minute.

DM: Or storytelling purposes.

Shain: Do I have a hegemon?

DM: Shane, your.

DM: No, your detect magic finishes casting because I am the M can just be that along.

Aragorn: If you’re dodecahedron, start acting about be scared.

DM: And you can see you can see almost what looks like.

Shain: Yeah, please.

Aragorn: Bye bye.

DM: Like swirls in the air of what appears to be chronology magic of some kind.

Shain: Uh.

DM: As you now kind of realize what’s happening as the floor is riddled with these, it appears to be like small pockets where time is moving faster and other parts where time is moving slower.

Shain: Well, that’s not good.

Aerendyl: Shane, everyone.

DM: Which is why you got that feeling that you couldn’t really walk very well.

DM: You’re more sensitive to time issues and others.

Shain: Then it.

DM: And that explains the wood.

Aerendyl: How important is this child?

Shain: Yeah. Okay.

Aragorn: Oh, yeah.

Shain: Well, considering this is.

Aerendyl: Are you interested in an early grave or are you interested in like living?

Aragorn: Not that important.

Shain: Considering this is something that I haven’t seen before.

Shain: I’m very interested now more scope.

Aragorn: I say for the plot.

Shain: I’m going to die anyway.

Shain: So I might as well try.

Aerendyl: Well, you don’t have to drag us down.

Aragorn: I say I say for the plot.

Shain: No, you don’t have to.

Aerendyl: Shane, wherever you go, I follow.

Shain: Yeah, but I don’t want you to die.

Shain: Listen, all I know is true, but also.

Aerendyl: Hey, whoa, I’ve lived a long life.

Aerendyl: Compared to you.

Shain: I’m going to try and do something really stupid.

Aragorn: We should.

Shain: So I’ll be right.

Aerendyl: Oh, you’ve convinced me.

Shain: I say just stay right there.

Shain: I’m going to walk a couple.

Aerendyl: Oh no, I’m following.

Shain: I’m going to walk a couple of people.

Shain: No, no, no, stay right there.

Shain: No, no, stay back.

Shain: Stay back.

Aragorn: I think the dirt is possessing him.

Aerendyl: Wait, is he eating it again?

DM: So back.

Shain: No, no, no, no, no.

DM: Yes, he is. How does you know?

Shain: Time, dark, time, dark.

Shain: How did you know time, dark is my weakness.

Aragorn: God has a God has the end me to say let’s keep moving forward

Aerendyl: What is this?

Shain: I’m good.

Shain: Time, dude.

Aragorn: because you can not get rid of another storyline.

Shain: Well, if I.

Aerendyl: Is this like a premium dirt or something?

Shain: I’m going to walk a couple of people.

Aragorn: It’s a dream dirt.

DM: If I were to rank it, I put it as an inferior at the moment.

Aerendyl: Oh, I’m furious.

Shain: It’s a premium.

Aragorn: Oh, so this is shit quality. Get out of here.

Aerendyl: It’s just green.

Shain: Inferior.

Aerendyl: I’m going to leave this.

Shain: While I’m like walking while I’m walking forward,

Shain: I’m going to see if I can walk past Andrew’s tiny bit and just hang on

Aragorn: I’ll stop walking.

Shain: Stay right there for just a second.

Shain: Hang on, Aaron.

Aerendyl: Yeah, the quill from Sonic 3, 2 and 1.

Shain: And I’m going to take and pull out the dohakahedron.

Aragorn: I’m going out to work.

Shain: I’m going to take and pull out the feeling of like what a time

DM: Yeah, yes, yes, you can.

Shain: strand would be like that, that like, um,

Shain: Yeah, that one.

Aerendyl: Thank you.

Shain: Can I, can I pretty please put the dohakahedron with,

DM: I’m sorry, wait, wait, wait, rewind. You’re going to do what?

Shain: because I still have to, to technagic up, right?

Shain: Can I put the dohakahedron in a spot where like time is accelerating

Shain: and also like slower in the same like area and trying.

Shain: I want to put the dohakahedron in like an area where acceleration

Shain: and de acceleration are happening simultaneously.

Aerendyl: That was so southern.

DM: The door to the door to the heck he’s you’re wanting to put it in.

Shain: What, what up the space around me?

Shain: The space around me.

DM: Okay. Sure.

Aerendyl: The node naked either.

Shain: Okay. And the reason why is I want to try and create a time strand by

Shain: putting power transfer through it if that works.

DM: Okay. Well, as you go to do this in the moment that you put your doughdeck and a headron into this into these swirls and a collection of swirls that are right next to each other.

DM: One accelerating time, one seems to be decelerating it slowly.

DM: Whenever you put your doughdeck and a headron in there, it’s lightly warms and those current seem to disappear.

Aragorn: I think you’re don’t take a hedronism to work.

Shain: Okay. Maybe I’m not going to create one.

Shain: I’m going to stop it from creating one.

Aerendyl: I could hold it.

Shain: Hang on.

Shain: I think it’s working better than I think.

Shain: Hang on. Well, if I go around and I don’t care how hot.

Shain: Well, okay.

Shain: If it starts hurting my hand a whole, then I’ll,

Shain: I’ll stop. But if I just keep,

Aerendyl: I could give you a hand.

Shain: yeah, but we,

DM: Yeah.

Shain: but then we won’t notice if it’s going to blow up or not.

Aerendyl: That’s true.

Shain: So if I start collecting all these spots, can I do that?

Shain: I guess.

DM: Yeah. You totally can. As you just keep putting the doughdeck and a headron into these swirls, they, they seem to disappear or somehow absorbed into your doughdeck and a headron.

Aerendyl: Thank you.

Shain: I’m sorry, I don’t know what’s happening.

Shain: I’m kind of going with the flow here.

DM: And it just heat up a little bit, but nothing to the point of concern and unfortunately nothing seems to really happen.

Shain: So essentially the spots that had it, right?

Shain: Like the acceleration deceleration.

Shain: They’re gone, right? Or they just back.

DM: They’re gone.

Shain: Oh. Okay. So I’ll just continue to keep doing that as we walk.

Shain: And this time I’ll take point lead. I guess.

DM: Okay.

DM: Okay. What is so funny?

Shain: Third.

Shain: Huh?

DM: Okay. Yeah. You can, you can continue to do that as you continue to make your way down.

Shain: Right.

DM: You eventually kind of get to a finally an actual like doorway.

DM: The door is closed. However, from behind it, you can hear the sound of like lightning and sparks.

Shain: Uh oh.

Shain: Does the door from like does the door have a crack underneath like where I can see anything?

DM: I mean, it has a crack underneath, but not enough for you to like get down there and look through it. Just enough for light to be passing through.

Aragorn: I’m going to solder.

Shain: So we’re met with the obvious situation, a door. And I point to it.

Shain: Who wants to do the honors? Because I don’t know what’s on the other side.

Aerendyl: I can pick it.

Aragorn: Nevermind.

Shain: If you just be careful.

Shain: That’s as much as possible.

DM: There is no lock.

Aerendyl: Does the lock look like normal locks or is it kind of like intricate slash new-ish different?

Shain: We’ll pick it.

Shain: Up.

DM: As it clicks open.

Aerendyl: What do I see?

DM: You appear through the.

DM: Now, as you peer through the door, you see a large circular room in the center. It seems.

DM: If the center, there seems to be some type of mass or energy orb that’s giving off.

DM: You can’t even make out a proper shape for it as it just seems to be giving off a sense of magic.

Aerendyl: I can’t see it.

DM: Excuse me, let me finish describing. However, the sound of electricity that you’re hearing is coming from three separate pylons set in the opposite direction.

Shain: I’m not sure if I can get a

Shain: pilot.

Shain: Pymon.

DM: There’s one that it’s a kind of a spherical pylon and the electricity is coming from the center shooting.

Shain: What’s up?

Shain: What’s up?

Shain: Call me crazy.

Shain: What’s up, Pymon?

Shain: Oh, okay.

Shain: Gotcha.

Shain: Sorry.

Shain: I could think.

DM: It’s a structure. Think of a portal, but it’s not a portal.

Shain: What’s happening?

Aragorn: Portal 2.

Shain: Why?

Shain: Can I see?

DM: Coming from the center is a bolt of electricity that’s being shot towards this mass of energy.

Aerendyl: I think we should leave.

Shain: Whoa.

Shain: Uh, oh, oh.

Shain: Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh.

DM: Total of three of them. There’s two smaller ones on the side and then a larger one in the center.

Shain: What’s happening?

Shain: Why?

Shain: Can I see?

DM: Finally, you see Mr. Resmond sitting at the base of the largest pylon,

Shain: What is this?

DM: cradling the wooden doll and crying.

Aerendyl: Does he think the child turned to wood?

Shain: Uh oh.

Shain: No.

Shain: Oh, you know.

Shain: I turn over to Erdogan.

Shain: I created that noisy cry.

Shain: Does he think that’s his daughter?

Aragorn: I think I get it now.

Aerendyl: Oh, fuck.

Aragorn: Now, now, now, now, see.

Aragorn: See?

Aragorn: How many plays are you?

Aragorn: I think he’s a little…

Shain: Yeah, it seems like it.

Aragorn: I’m like…

Shain: I don’t know.

Shain: Let’s play this game.

Aragorn: He’s definitely a little…

Shain: But I want answers.

Shain: What I want answers.

Shain: Get a load of this.

Aragorn: I don’t think he listens very much.

Aragorn: Are you listening?

Shain: No.

Aerendyl: I have a great idea.

Aragorn: I’m listening.

Aerendyl: Can you explain to me in detail what his guards look like?

Shain: Mr. Frederick Albert III was a very nice.

DM: Yes, the Butler.

Shain: Remember the guy we talked to you know what the old man it was like Gerard or the butler.

Aragorn: Hehehe.

Aerendyl: The Butler?

Shain: I.

Aragorn: Five minutes later.

Aerendyl: I’m pretty sure his name was actually Sebbys.

DM: His name was said your lat.

Shain: Cydric.

DM: Clasional.

Shain: Latin.

Aragorn: He’s Swedish, apparently.

Aragorn: I’m already…

Aragorn: Lord Sevis?

DM: I just see in.

Aerendyl: Yes.

Shain: Alright.

Aragorn: He’s very poor.

Shain: He had an accent make sure he lated on really laid on the really thick.

Aerendyl: What do the accents sound like?

Shain: He was really push.

Aragorn: He’s very…

Shain: Rich a little bit of a little of town.

Aragorn: He’s like…

Aerendyl: A little bit at least but a little more down in the deep.

Aragorn: Very country.

Shain: Let’s Donald Trump.

Aragorn: Let’s download Rump.

DM: Thank you.

Aerendyl: That’s impossible.

Aragorn: I’m more…

Aragorn: A more country-donald Rump if he was British.

Shain: Alright, plan is…

Shain: Alright, um, Aaron Del, you’re gonna knock on the door, okay?

Aragorn: Please, say please and thank you, Mr. Zenski.

Aerendyl: Please say take your miss does I win ski?

Aragorn: I’m sorry.

Aerendyl: Does alter self also change voice?

Shain: You’re gonna pretend to be the butler and say, I caught these two outside.

Shain: No, I don’t know.

Shain: I mean, it’s alter self, so you can alter your voice vocal cords, right?

DM: I think you can.

Aerendyl: Does it change?

Shain: So…

Aerendyl: I can’t see it.

Shain: Volkureo shitsanod.

Shain: Holy…

Aerendyl: Do I go for his brother?

Shain: I don’t know. It’s about their mouse side, but…

Shain: We don’t even have to do this. I just want to… I want answers on why this chronology…

Shain: That’s all.

Aragorn: You know what?

Aerendyl: You’re dead to him.

Aragorn: Err-dell, Err-dell.

Aragorn: May I give you some advice?

Aragorn: I say you straight omni-it and just go for whatever your guts tells you.

Aerendyl: Go for it.

Aragorn: You’re straight omni-it.

Aerendyl: Straight omnit.

Aragorn: Yes.

Aragorn: It’s…

DM: There were a couple guards.

Aragorn: Exactly.

Aerendyl: Do we see any of the guards at his house?

Aragorn: I’m sorry.

DM: They look a bit any different than city guards though.

Shain: Hmm…

Aerendyl: I would like to alter self into one of those guards.

DM: I will tell you this.

DM: There was no guard posted outside the cellar doors.

Aerendyl: I would like to transform to that.

DM: I’m not telling you what to do.

Shain: I don’t know.

DM: I mean, you’ve never really met the man.

DM: So the best you go off is what?

Aragorn: Cool.

Shain: Mental image, I don’t know.

DM: Thank you.

Shain: I don’t got that yet.

Shain: As a meme, as a meme.

Shain: Or I guess if I were to look through the crazy thing and focus on you and that happens, then we’re going to deal with the Shane eating dirt or Shane being addicted to either one right.

Shain: Like that’s going to be these two. You get one or the other.

Aerendyl: I’m going to walk in with my hood on.

Aragorn: You

Shain: Yeah, he doesn’t.

DM: I’m going to walk in.

Shain: I’ll be right to the side of you.

Aerendyl: I’m going to walk in with my down on.

Shain: Right.

Shain: Dallion on.

DM: Are you going to walk in and be loud about it?

Aerendyl: I’m going to open the door.

Aerendyl: I’m going to open the door with a normal force.

DM: I’m going to walk in and be loud.

Shain: No.

Aerendyl: I’m just walking.

DM: You would if this room wasn’t loud with a lecture city shooting out of circular portal things.

Shain: Oh my gosh.

Shain: Oh, no, this doesn’t look good. This is blue.

DM: You’re actually here.

Shain: Oh, no.

Shain: Hey, Aaron, you might be in the thick of it.

Aragorn: I’m in the thick of it.

Aerendyl: Everybody knows where is he located?

Shain: I like him. I like him. He’s neat.

Aerendyl: He looks like every monologue villain.

DM: He is up here underneath right in front of the main kind of.

Shain: I like him.

Shain: A battle map. And this is huge.

Aerendyl: I’m going to walk through the sides.

Shain: It’s a black hole.

Aerendyl: I’m going to open the door.

Aerendyl: I’m going to look back and send a message to Shane’s head and be like,

Shain: I like him.

Shain: Do we hear this from the like we have the door slightly opened. Okay.

Shain: I can’t see anything.

Aerendyl: if you see me wave my hand, that’s the signal.

DM: Mr. Shane Everond, do you still have detect magic up?

Shain: The last 10 minutes. That’s up to you.

Shain: I’m really looking.

Shain: It’s time.

Shain: This is like time based stuff. This isn’t lightning.

Aerendyl: I’m going to keep going up.

DM: The lightning stuff here is lightning.

Shain: I’m going to do it.

Aerendyl: Can I go under the lightning here?

Shain: I’m going to turn it.

Aragorn: What

Aragorn: The

Shain: Okay. Something goes really, really bad.

Shain: Trust me. I’m going to run to the middle of that room.

Shain: And as long as it’s not a living sentient creature, I’m going to try and

Aragorn: I

Shain: absorb it into this.

Shain: So just be prepared to get out of here and get Aaron Dell out of

Aragorn: Here

Shain: something happens. Okay.

Aragorn: It’s easy!

Aerendyl: I’m going to walk up to right here.

Shain: Cool.

Shain: All right. I’ll sit back and I wait and I wait.

Shain: And I’m.

Shain: Frantically waiting because I’m waiting good.

Aerendyl: I’m going to open the door.

DM: It’s Benjamin Resmond.

Aragorn: I’m sorry.

DM: He knows from crying, cradling this, the wooden doll.

DM: Who are you?

DM: He does.

Aerendyl: I am someone who is, first of all, let me rephrase this.

Aerendyl: I’m just curious about something.

DM: Who are you?

Aerendyl: I’m just curious.

Shain: Are you okay?

Aerendyl: First of all, are you okay?

Shain: Are you okay?

DM: He just looks like a bag.

Aragorn: No.

Shain: I’m going to do it.

Aerendyl: I’m sorry for watching.

Shain: I had to kill her.

DM: I’m fine.

DM: He looks like a bag.

Shain: The orb of screams.

DM: He looks exasperated.

DM: He’s looking for a while.

Shain: And here in the Paul.

Aragorn: I’m sorry .

Aerendyl: Wait, before you say that, I have a question, butter.

DM: They do seem somewhat similar.

DM: They do seem similar.

Shain: Do it.

Shain: Well, Aaron Dell, sorry, Eric, or Gord, sorry, sorry.

Aragorn: Oh, yes I’ll go with you.

Shain: I’m a little stressed.

Shain: I’m going to go in there because I think that’s going to happen.

Shain: You want to come with me?

Aerendyl: I do like the man of steel.

Aerendyl: I’m curious about the support beams.

Shain: We got two minutes counting down.

Aerendyl: I’m a carpenter myself.

Aragorn: here we can arm so keep you off.

Aragorn: I’m probably gonna put weapons in myself.

Aragorn: oh

Aerendyl: Do I have enough reaction speed?

Aragorn: I’m going to go to the next room.

Aerendyl: I need to figure out how to counter spell.

DM: The spell level is 6.

Shain: So you need to use your spell.

Aerendyl: I remember there was something wrong with it.

Shain: It’s a D20 plus your spellcasting modifier, but no proficiency added.

Aragorn: All right.

Shain: So you need to get at least what a four thought.

Aragorn: Let’s go to the next room.

Aragorn: Of course, but obviously.

Shain: Lucky.

Shain: Lucky.

Shain: It can be on any.

Aragorn: Oh my God.

Shain: It’s an ability check.

DM: I don’t know.

Aragorn: Oh cool.

Aragorn: That was crazy.

Shain: It is an ability check listed in the counterspell.

Shain: 21.

Aragorn: no brolelerees we have forget it

DM: I’m you can rule persuasion.

Shain: That’s all I’ve asked you.

Aerendyl: I don’t persuade him at all because that’s a natural one.

Aragorn: you

Shain: I have almost balls.

Shain: I have almost balls so probably.

Aragorn: all right time to book it

Shain: Do I see the lightning bolt go off?

Shain: Uh oh for him.

Aerendyl: I’m never using this dice for today.

Shain: I walk in as I guess initiative.

Aerendyl: I’m probably not…

Aragorn: You

Shain: So.

DM: I’m not unless you are yelling yelling.

Shain: Can you hear me from here?

Aerendyl: Sixth for initiative.

Shain: I guess a good question.

Aragorn: Still i can you can go first

Aragorn: Because i also roll the sets

Aerendyl: Oh, thank you.

Shain: It’s normal.

Shain: Sorry.

Shain: I don’t.

Shain: It’s not right, but it’s going to add a plus.

Shain: A plus three to that.

DM: You’re already going first.

Shain: So 31.

DM: Shut up.

Aerendyl: I’m probably not using this dice for today.

Shain: Sorry, man.

Shain: I’m sorry.

Aragorn: hahahhah

Shain: Holy crap, everyone got six six six.

Shain: Oh, oh.

Aerendyl: Norma, I’ve come to Barton.

Shain: Is it yelling a free action?

Aragorn: inside of

Shain: I’ve come to find it.

Shain: I’ll just yell out like.

Shain: What are these?

Shain: It concerns.

Aragorn: Is there swimming over them?

DM: He turns and he just yells back.

Aragorn: I’m not sure if I can do it.

Aerendyl: I’m just here for the wood.

DM: He just turns.

Shain: It concerns me and all of people.

DM: He seems more terrified and a man who has nothing to lose.

Aerendyl: No, the support beams.

Shain: I’m not sure if it’s going to be a good idea.

Shain: Um, he seems kind of threatening, right?

Aerendyl: I think his daughters turned to wood.

Shain: It’s fine.

Shain: I’m here for business, Lord business.

Shain: How far away I, I rate out of reach.

Aerendyl: Oh.

Shain: I could get there.

Shain: I’m going to get up to the swirl, assuming that nothing bad happens.

Shain: I’m going to get there.

Aerendyl: Oh.

Aragorn: I’marrady

Aerendyl: Does it sound like his daughter?

Aragorn: Mar space

Aragorn: SEVA

Aragorn: 35

Shain: Now, I’m going to look up at Aaron Dell and say, hope I don’t die.

Aerendyl: Oh, no.

Aragorn: ‑‑

Shain: I’m going to take the dohekaheogen out of the bag.

Aerendyl: You’re going to die.

Shain: And if I can reach it.

Aerendyl: Did somebody say T.P.K?

Shain: No, no, no, no, no, no, we got this.

Aragorn: …lol.

Shain: I’m going to absorb it.

Shain: Right.

Shain: Is this okay?

Shain: Vib check.

Shain: Is this a smart idea?

Aerendyl: That would take your action.

DM: I’m not unless you are yelling.

Shain: Fine.

Shain: No vibes needed.

Aerendyl: No fives.

Shain: I think like based off of what I’m getting, I don’t like what’s happening.

DM: That would take an action to get a vibe check.

Shain: Uh, the best thing that shame fests together in his brain is, uh, this is a summoning or this is something really bad that he has no understanding of and the only thing he knows is that the, uh,

Aragorn: I’m going to do it.

Shain: the little swirls that you mentioned get absorbed when I place it on there.

Aerendyl: No fives.

Shain: So, and their swirls surrounding this correct or like truting from it.

Aerendyl: No fives.

DM: Every time that the lightning hits, yes.

DM: More swirls are generated and pushed out.

Shain: Really.

Shain: Which is why I think I have a very short time.

Shain: Um,

Shain: we just double check.

Shain: Is this what shame would do?

Aerendyl: No fives.

Shain: Yeah, I would say so.

Shain: He’s kind of reckless on this moment.

Shain: So we’ll do it.

Shain: He’ll take the director of the region.

Shain: And if he can reach, get close to this mass.

Shain: And then if nothing happens, I’m just going to fully immerse it.

Shain: I like, don’t hate me, drug.

DM: All right.

Shain: Sorry.

Aerendyl: No fives.

Shain: Is this like when it’s just like with failing press the red button in eights.

Shain: So you’re cheering severely for our

Aerendyl: No fives.

Shain: Langley church is, uh,

Shain: sure,

Aerendyl: No fives.

Shain: know.

DM: As you do this and you put your.

Aerendyl: How do you want to kill yourself?

Shain: And so she has something to do.

Shain: No.

Shain: Yeah, I got you. Don’t worry chat. I make these.

DM: I’m going to need you to roll an X-Tarity saving throw.

DM: And just a quick question.

Aerendyl: No fives.

DM: Do you have anything on your person that is openly another.

Shain: Um, my, the thing that’s only openly would be obviously,

DM: Openly or obvious.

Shain: Dehaka Hadron and technically the closed-ass chain has been wearing this whole time.

Shain: And I guess me, but that’s it. All right. I rolled, ooh, dead stuff bad.

DM: Okay.

Aerendyl: Does that make it?

Shain: What a dex is this? We do that. We do that. 14 plus that equals 17.

Shain: Am I okay? 17.

DM: What would you say?

DM: That does save.

Shain: Oh, only please, please.

Aerendyl: 58,000 points of damage.

DM: You would only take.

Shain: 67. That’s not good.

DM: You will only take 40 points.

Shain: Oh, okay. Not doing that again.

Aerendyl: Oh, so that would have been 80.

Shain: Ow. That hurt. What happened? Like, this just explode. That’s it.

DM: You would only take 40 points.

Shain: Um?

DM: No.

Aragorn: Anyways.

Aragorn: Anyways, Anyways.

Aragorn: Anyways, anyways, Nate, you slowly see my character stare into oblivion.

Aerendyl: Hello, Barple.

Shain: Huh?

Shain: let

Shain: food

Aerendyl: Did we summon a child?

Shain: India

Aerendyl: Oh, hey, name.

Caitlin: What the fuck?

Shain: nine

Caitlin: Okay.

Shain: Kevin.

Aragorn: I’ve broken the fourth wall. I am looking at you.

Aerendyl: I was wondering how you were going to make an age.

Caitlin: I don’t know if I want to be here anymore, man.

DM: Oh my gosh.

Aerendyl: Look at your teeth.

Caitlin: Let’s be the top of the kids or some shit.

DM: I’m going to take 40 points.

DM: Anyways, yes.

Caitlin: That’s a woman.

Shain: That’s not my son. That’s not my son.

Aerendyl: That’s flexes son.

Aragorn: Gross. Yeah, gross. Gross.

Caitlin: I think I understand.

Shain: Okay. Um.

Aerendyl: It’s got a thing down there.

Shain: Oh, she’s gone. Oh, she bet.

Shain: Okay. She gone. Oh.

Shain: Oh, she bet.

Aragorn: Oh, see that. Let’s see going.

Aerendyl: Oh, she got home.

Shain: Oh, she bet.

Caitlin: I still know see.

Caitlin: I mean, it’s just a, it’s just a pasty gray background right now.

Shain: You’re blinded.

Aerendyl: Bad, Ian.

Caitlin: Fucking foundry.

DM: What do you mean you can’t see anything?

Caitlin: What do you mean there’s just soup?

Shain: It also could be because he’s not an initiative. Maybe I don’t know.

Caitlin: I mean, there’s just.

Shain: I’m not.

Aerendyl: I’m going to cut my hair.

Caitlin: Oh, oh, FIO.

DM: Hey, press F5, man.

Shain: Boom.

Aerendyl: Oh, you’re behind the door.

Caitlin: I’m not going to be here.

Shain: I’m going to hurt you.

DM: There we go.

Aerendyl: You should be able to see stuff again.

Caitlin: So gang.

Shain: It’s because you’re the character you haven’t given your okay.

Caitlin: So gang.

Caitlin: There we go.

Shain: Why did you make why okay.

Caitlin: I don’t know.

Caitlin: Right.

Caitlin: I can’t control the character.

Aragorn: Yeah.

Shain: Well, you must have forgot. That’s my cousin name.

Caitlin: What’s your name?

Shain: Just going to be real with you.

Aerendyl: I’m sorry.

Caitlin: I should call her.

Shain: Um, when this.

Aerendyl: Flexing gets you got a cousin in your.

Aerendyl: This happens every time.

DM: Every time.

Shain: Oh, you mean my cousin. Okay.

Aerendyl: No.

Shain: So after this big old explosion happens with the arcane rooms.

Aragorn: Yes.

Shain: If I’m able to like tell what’s happening.

DM: I’m going to take 40 points.

Shain: Are they still actively doing anything?

Aerendyl: No.

DM: No.

Shain: Well, you should have told me.

Aragorn: She’s not dead. She’s alive.

Caitlin: What the fuck am I joining to, bro?

Caitlin: What is happening?

Shain: You.

Aerendyl: She’s alive.

Shain: There’s no way.

DM: Who else?

Aragorn: What do you mean, Karrus? It’s a wooden doll, man. You’re losing.

DM: Who else would I go and save?

Shain: I’m it. I put my hand up.

Shain: I was teaching your magic. I’m sorry, sir.

Shain: I thought that she was your daughter. That’s a piece of wood from a hotel.

Aragorn: There is no fully. You are gaslighting yourself, man.

Shain: I was.

Caitlin: What?

DM: You cannot fool me.

Shain: Yeah, how old are you, my friend? How old are you?

Shain: Hey, there’s a woman here that could be the daughter. I don’t know.

Aragorn: Do you see now old man? Yes.

DM: I saw her change in front of my eyes.

Shain: This is your daughter.

Aragorn: This is your daughter. Hey, Nate, what do you look like?

Shain: I freed her from the prison.

Shain: Well, I mean, my turn is done.

Aragorn: I think you mean very easy.

DM: You can try very hard to persuade him.

DM: Consider.

Caitlin: Man, I miss having my, I miss having my super globbin’ initiative, bro.

DM: Oh.

Caitlin: I miss having my, I miss having my, I miss having my, I miss having my, I miss having my, I miss having my, I miss having my, I miss having my, I miss having my, I miss having my, I miss having my, I miss having my, I miss having my, I miss having my, I miss having my, I miss having my, I miss having my, I miss having my, I miss having my, I miss having my, I miss having my, I miss having my, I miss having my, I miss having my, I miss having my, I miss having my, I miss having my, I miss having my, I miss having my, I miss having my, I miss having my, I miss having my, I miss having my, I miss having my, I miss having my, I miss having my, I miss having my, I miss having my, I miss having my, I miss having my, I miss having my, I miss having my, I miss having my, I miss having my, I

DM: Even if what you say is true, it doesn’t matter.

Shain: You can go back to your poker games on Thursday night.

DM: I’m going to take 40 points.

Caitlin: I miss having my, I miss having my, my, I miss having my, can I miss having my, can I miss having my, can I miss having my, can I miss having my, can I miss having my, can I miss having my, can I miss having my, can I miss having my, can I miss having my, can I miss having my, can I miss looking!

Aragorn: Okay.

Shain: You mean the one that’s all thrown ahead?

Aragorn: What does baby we can hope? No, sit down, woman.

Shain: I can help. I know how to do things.

Shain: But I’m.

Shain: We’re having a conversation.

Caitlin: Fish? What do you want about flux?

Shain: Your steepish. You’re off the grill.

Shain: You’re all smoky.

Aragorn: Yeah, you’re a woman.

Shain: I kind of did it.

Aragorn: Oh, grew.

Aragorn: Cover room.

Caitlin: I’m sorry, we’re gonna, we’re gonna pause here. Did somebody just say I’ve been birthed?

Caitlin: There’s no way I heard that properly.

Aragorn: Property? Monopoly? I got a red hotel.

DM: I cannot speak of it.

Shain: I’m not.

Caitlin: You want it?

DM: But it doesn’t matter.

Aragorn: Yes, you can. Since when were Karrus’s taboo?

Shain: You just say it.

Aragorn: Damn, okay.

Aragorn: It sounds like the DM is going to get a little bad.

Caitlin: Oh, so talking’s not a free action then. Bad DM.

Caitlin: Oh, you do like that. That’s fine.

Aragorn: But, Mr. Blader, say please and thank you.

Shain: I’m.

Caitlin: We should use your action to persuade him.

Aragorn: Nah.

DM: No, no, no, you, you wanted to roll in that 20 or you wanted to roll to convince him that that was not his daughter.

Caitlin: I’m gonna roll in that 20.

Caitlin: I’m sorry, I need a little bit of context here. Please tell me that that is not referring to me.

Aragorn: No, what?

Caitlin: Okay, thank you. We don’t know yet.

Shain: We don’t know yet.

Caitlin: I’m just, I’m trying to get as much, I’m trying to gather as much information from the room as, what?

Aragorn: You’ve been birthed. Shut up.

Caitlin: Stop saying that, bro.

Aragorn: You’re also a woman, the L-plus ratio.

Caitlin: I put my bag of holding inside my other bag of hold.

Aragorn: You break your knees.

Caitlin: I pull out my pipe on and throw it at Andrew.

Shain: Creature feature.

Caitlin: I just, I’m going to eat that.

DM: You want to just actually click, don’t you?

Shain: 400 feet.

Aerendyl: I tried.

Caitlin: How far up are these pillars?

Aragorn: Very, very very high.

DM: The structures are about 12 feet up total.

Caitlin: Okay, is this purple shit right here? Is this a flat ground or is this like a ramp upwards to the pillars?

DM: All of this is flat ground.

Caitlin: Okay, so it’s not, it’s not like a staircase. It’s just flat and then another layer of flat on top of it with the back staircase.

DM: I’m going to take 40 points.

Caitlin: Okay, okay, gotcha.

Caitlin: Are these actually windows or are these like supposed to be something else?

Aragorn: I’m sorry. She a fucking bear.

DM: Those were shooting, um, singing lightning out at you for a while.

Caitlin: I like that, that guy’s mean as fuck, man.

Caitlin: I just watched, I just, I just watched, I can use a dark elf ability, actually.

Caitlin: I did, actually, he’s a dark elf.

DM: Gotcha.

Caitlin: I feel like, darky, darky.

Shain: Another woman showed up from the dark of this. I wonder why.

Aragorn: Where’s he at? Where’s he at?

DM: You did, you did actually.

Shain: He’s way up there, dog.

Aragorn: Hey.

Aragorn: And then that’s it.

Caitlin: That’s fun.

Caitlin: I’m more worried about that everybody just comes to me.

Shain: I’m.

DM: Very well, very well, very well.

Aragorn: Oh, yeah. Butter, I’m taking the dodge action.

Shain: Well, you could take the dodge action.

DM: Um, it is now his third.

Caitlin: I just feel like a cursed technique, bro.

Shain: Bonus action.

Shain: You got.

Caitlin: I’m just, hey, really quick before we continue, I’m starting to wrap it up again.

Shain: Well, you.

Caitlin: Is this guy a known spellcaster? I’m not, I’m not metagaming, I’m just curious from what I’ve missed. He hasn’t cast any spells.

Aragorn: No. I guess I won’t spell, but like through what we know, we have no idea what this guy can do.

Caitlin: Okay.

Shain: He’s casted.

Shain: I’m.

Caitlin: Okay, because I’m like, if this guy, why did everybody just fucking go group up and dog pile me?

DM: Well,

Caitlin: That spellcaster right across from us.

Shain: Because I’m in pain.

Aerendyl: I couldn’t talk.

Caitlin: Why did you say that’s so fruity, bro?

Aragorn: I don’t know.

Caitlin: Some protecting my mans.

DM: it kind of begins to mumble to himself talking kind of just,

Caitlin: What?

Caitlin: I’m just getting cut off in the middle of the block.

Aerendyl: Thank you.

DM: you know, I planned it all out.

Aragorn: It’s a friend. I don’t get to say so.

Shain: You know that’s a.

DM: I said there was a limit.

Caitlin: Realize fuck up.

Shain: Real.

DM: You know what?

Aragorn: Oh, careful what you say.

Caitlin: No.

Aragorn: Wow.

Caitlin: I’m just, hey, hey, I’m dragging, I’m dragging, I’m here.

DM: I’m sorry.

Caitlin: He just have to follow the rules.

Caitlin: Motherfucker makes the rules.

DM: Look, I’m sorry, dragon.

Caitlin: Last I checked.

Shain: He’s also wearing a red shirt.

Aragorn: I’m also going to kiss you.

Caitlin: Is that a collar on it? He’s cooler.

DM: But if you could have unlimited capabilities of just talking on your turn,

DM: preventing the progression of the game, then it makes it impossible to do anything proper,

Caitlin: Very well.

DM: other than you fixing the problem through diplomatic solutions.

Shain: I love devil.

DM: I’m just going to take 40 points.

Aragorn: Damn, I don’t understand any of those words.

Shain: I love.

DM: I’m going to take 40 points.

Aragorn: Those were really big words for a really small brain.

DM: Anyways, as he kind of continues to mumble to himself,

DM: I just needed a couple more minutes, just a few more.

Aragorn: You

Shain: I love.

Caitlin: Still very barbs.

Shain: No, I can’t.

Caitlin: No, I don’t know, I don’t have it.

Shain: Oh, no, it’s another dozen.

Aerendyl: I cast vicious mockery to talk about his dead wooden daughter.

Aragorn: I touched his daughter.

Shain: I’m.

Caitlin: That’s so fun, wagon.

Shain: We got her off.

Caitlin: That’s why you don’t have dad.

Shain: Uh-oh, guys, there’s a black hole coming our way.

Aragorn: I look black holes.

DM: Anyways, as the kind of those orbs begin to kind of glow with energy,

DM: and kind of for black moving orbs kind of just come through these almost portals.

DM: I’m sorry.

Shain: Stage of six past.

Caitlin: You’re doing it.

Aerendyl: Are they reaching?

DM: Yes.

DM: Yeah, I get I get it me too, bro.

Shain: Sorry. I was very passionate about the wagon’s finger falling. You know, I am.

DM: As they currently don’t do anything.

Aerendyl: Are they reaching?

Caitlin: Yeah, that’s kind of real as fuck.

Shain: All day, every day.

DM: Shane, it’s your turn.

DM: You are unsure. They are complete black spheres, but they’re kind of even difficult to focus on.

Shain: What are these made out of?

Caitlin: I think they’re magical.

DM: It’s almost like they aren’t necessarily a shape, but the lack of matter.

Aerendyl: Are they reaching?

Caitlin: I think it’s made a magic.

DM: They have completely powered down at this point.

Shain: Fourth dimensional matter.

DM: If those were portals, which they are not, they did come out of it, but it’s more like they just materialized out of the.

Aerendyl: Are they reaching?

DM: The things made of a type of glass, if you can see in there, but yes.

Aerendyl: Are they reaching?

Shain: Yeah. Yeah. I got you. Okay. Okay. So in that case, I’m going to take my 30 feet of movement. Hang on. Let me just verify something real quick.

DM: Mark.

Aerendyl: Are they reaching?

Aerendyl: Are they reaching?

Aerendyl: Hello, Pepe.

Shain: I guess before if I have to. But.

Shain: Hey, sorry, I got off on the wrong foot. Benjamin, but I’m. I’m going to be honest.

DM: Yeah, he just kind of looks at June.

Shain: You know, the symbols around here. Got one question.

DM: It doesn’t matter, but it’s not like he’ll be leaving anyway.

DM: I don’t know. They just hear whenever I found the place.

Shain: Do you want me to cast speak with that on you? Because I’ll get the answers.

DM: Excuse me. You want to.

Shain: Okay. You don’t have to tell me.

Shain: Fine. Figure out myself.

Aerendyl: I think the word limit was reached a while ago, by the way.

Aragorn: Oh, so you’re dating now.

Shain: And.

Shain: Hmm.

Shain: Butter.

Shain: Yeah, probably.

DM: No, they did not. I dictate when the word limit is reached.

Aerendyl: I’m sorry.

Shain: Uh.

Shain: Could I, could I, could I just let right condit instead?

DM: Yeah, I’m a dictator.

DM: Excuse me.

Aragorn: Hitler. Stalin.

Shain: Could I, could I miss this stuff right there instead?

Caitlin: No, no, no, I’m to find a different person.

Caitlin: I mean, Hitler wasn’t like, yeah, it’s better.

Caitlin: He’s so fucked.

Shain: Um.

Shain: And I’m going to use my.

Caitlin: He didn’t silence the greater will of his players.

Aragorn: Yes, the dumb who’s saying.

Shain: I’m going to use my spells during.

Shain: I’m going to use my spell storing ring.

DM: Fine, but fine, then you know what from now on, no cap will just we’ll just let you guys know on your turn and talk.

DM: That’s fine. Nope. Nope. It’s fine. It’s fine. Nope.

Aragorn: No, no, no, no, no, no.

Aragorn: Butter dives. How sexy you look with that unbuttoned top button on your fellow.

Caitlin: I think it’s better.

DM: I wore it just for you, man. Get over here.

Aragorn: Oh, give me kiss.

Shain: What?

Shain: All right. My spell storing ring has polymorphin it. I’m going to change myself into a T-Rex.

Caitlin: Okay.

DM: Yes, for five days.

Shain: Yeah, just for fun.

Aragorn: Oh, my God.

DM: He already gave you info. He said that he found this place. He doesn’t know what they are because they were here whenever he found it.

Shain: It’s okay. I’m going to put him in my digestive system and he can stay there for a little while.

Shain: What is.

DM: Maybe he doesn’t know about the wooden support beams. Maybe.

Caitlin: This is not actually dead.

Shain: I don’t know what it is.

DM: Maybe he was more concerned about his daughter.

Shain: True.

Aragorn: Yeah, maybe, yeah, he looked like he was inspecting the one pretty good. Maybe he might know the support beams as well.

Shain: Um.

Caitlin: I think I expected this word.

DM: Okay, you polymorph into a Tyrannosaurus Rex.

Shain: Yes. I don’t know how to change myself.

Shain: And yet. I’m still working on it.

Shain: Um. Is it a what?

DM: I got your chief. Tyrannosaurus Rex, basically you search it up, then you drag it onto your character and then you just select the polyborph button.

Caitlin: I think I’m going to have a minus prime feet of what?

Aragorn: You

Shain: I can’t see the map even though I know I should be.

Caitlin: Just around the world.

Shain: But that’s fine.

DM: I knew it.

Shain: And then. Yeah. That’s my whole turn and I’m just going to sit there and stare at him.

DM: I am the monster.

Shain: I’m the master.

Shain: Katelyn.

DM: Is it just the name Caitlin? I remember that from now on.

Shain: Stay away from them, butter.

Aerendyl: Stay away from Kamen’s.

Shain: If you could stay away from Katelyn.

Shain: Skalens are.

Shain: Kishtrina.

Shain: Kishtree. No, sorry.

Shain: Oh, no, no.

Shain: It was unintentional. It was felt different.

Shain: It was just.

Aragorn: Fire.

Shain: Anyways.

DM: you

Shain: Oh,

Shain: Oh, no.

Shain: Guys.

Aragorn: No.

Shain: Navigates to the music tab right now. I got regular no playing.

Aragorn: Question, question.

DM: and being in aetics.

Shain: Regular no regular no.

Shain: I love the PC he made and he’s got the QR code working.

DM: Sorry. Let us continue. Are we doing anything or are we still talking about how the name

Aragorn: Stop twiddling your thumbs and start playing with your penis.

Shain: Are you a winning son?

Aragorn: Let’s say.

Caitlin: I’m not going to live.

Shain: Pokemon.

Shain: Let’s speak at you.

Aragorn: I don’t feel bad.

Shain: He’s real for that one.

Aerendyl: Is that 3D printed or is that custom?

Aragorn: I have no past trauma.

Aerendyl: Is that custom?

DM: Caitlin Scars is all? Okay fantastic. You do have a couple more you know sessions to change the

Shain: I’m done.

Aerendyl: Is that custom?

DM: wreck on the name Caitlin. Fair enough. Okay so it is now Caitlin’s turn as she kind of you know is

Aerendyl: Is that custom?

Aragorn: Hello.

DM: now sentient and is now awake. What do you do?

Aerendyl: Is that custom?

Shain: Born again.

Aerendyl: I knew it was coming.

Shain: Dice.

Shain: But I’m.

Aerendyl: What are looks like the bombastic rat right now?

Aragorn: Wow, that is butter get a gold chain butter get a gold chain.

Aerendyl: I’m sorry.

DM: Hi, don’t. Are you going to get that? Yeah unfortunately I did. I’m just gonna play

Aragorn: Butter.

Aragorn: I respect you because you’re hot and sexy.

Aragorn: Wow.

Shain: No, they.

Caitlin: Did you miss what do I get said or no?

DM: you. Okay thank you.

Aragorn: Okay.

Aragorn: Yo, it’s biggie smalls, it’s biggie smalls.

DM: As far as you know, you were elsewhere, and then boom, now you’re here.

Shain: It’s your turn.

Caitlin: What the fuck have I just been hurled into?

Shain: Sorry.

Shain: We.

Shain: Rotter Z.

DM: you

Shain: Or.

Shain: Use on.

Shain: Use on top of you.

Shain: He hasn’t seen.

DM: Probably

Caitlin: I’m not going to go ahead and assume that you guys are not looking at me like you want me dead.

Aerendyl: I’m not hostile now.

Aragorn: I mean, I mean.

DM: Very important question, I need answer.

Shain: But you see a T.

Shain: R.

Aragorn: I mean, Nate, is your character hot?

Shain: Dipped. Yeah.

Aerendyl: The only reason why I teleported here was to protect Shane’s character.

Aragorn: It’s a redhead, oh insta baddie.

Shain: Let me guess. Let me guess.

Aerendyl: It’s a redhead.

Shain: Yoshi and too much for that to set you up to,團, Scott.

Aragorn: Oh, yeah, yeah, that’s insta baddie.

Shain: So yeah.

Aerendyl: She got freckles.

Aragorn: Yep, yep, insta baddie.

Shain: Somark palate.

Aerendyl: She got freckles.

Shain: To.

Shain: Did you pray there today?

Aragorn: Okay.

Aerendyl: I’m sorry.

DM: Whoa.

Aragorn: Now you gotta orangutan point at the

Aerendyl: I mean you know harm.

DM: That is kind of crazy, I don’t even go a lot.

Aragorn: other kind of crazy.

DM: You

Aragorn: See.

Aerendyl: I wouldn’t say threat.

Aragorn: I’m the bad.

Aragorn: Well, no, he is here.

DM: Okay.

Aragorn: Well, right now he is.

Aragorn: I mean, can you fight global warming?

Aragorn: I mean, you’re pretty hot yourself, so.

Aragorn: Oh, I was talking to you.

Aerendyl: Calm down.

Aragorn: I was talking to you.

Aragorn: I’m talking to the woman.

Aragorn: A king needs his queen after all.

Aerendyl: Please don’t mind him.

Aragorn: No, mind me.

DM: See, we were so close, we were like, all right, that’s not too bad.

Aragorn: Marry me.

DM: All right, that’s not too bad.

Aragorn: I’m not saying that to you.

Aragorn: Oh, oh, I’m lagging.

Aragorn: I’m lagging.

DM: I said previously it was like 10 to 12 feet.

Aragorn: Oh, they’re fucking blaze, bro.

Shain: Strength plus something.

DM: I’m going to be honest, I do not remember the D&D rules for jumping.

Aerendyl: You could certainly try.

Shain: It’s something. I know it’s strength plus something.

DM: Jumping, realizing, strength modifier, letting you to leap horizontally, long jump.

Aerendyl: Thank you.

Shain: It’s a few plus.

DM: A distance equal to your strength score with a 10 foot running star or vertically high jump.

DM: A distance equal to 3 plus your strength score.

DM: Probably what’s your strength score?

Shain: 20.

DM: You could probably make that easy.

DM: That’s

DM: You know, it’s funnily enough, it doesn’t actually specify if it takes an action or what.

DM: So I guess it’s just supposed to take a movement, let me make that a guess.

DM: Each foot you could cost a foot in movement.

DM: So yeah.

DM: Sorry.

DM: Okay.

Aragorn: On next up the wall.

DM: Everybody, my name is Markiplier.

Aragorn: Hello everybody, my name is Martin.

Aragorn: And welcome back.

Aerendyl: Welcome back to five Nights at Freddy’s.

Aragorn: Are you back, gang?

DM: Mark.

DM: Sure.

DM: Did you want to roll intimidation for that?

DM: Read that again, that’s right.

DM: I guess you can’t actually do anything.

DM: OAgainst who called曲 oAgina, did she ask to do it himself, right?

Shain: Laser pointed.

DM: Bames.

DM: You know who knows.

DM: It’s just, it’s just, what do you want from me?

Aerendyl: That’s the point.

DM: Stop farting, Bames.

DM: Keep in mind.

DM: This is his, keep in mind.

Aerendyl: I’m sorry.

DM: This is first thinking, first impression of you.

DM: That’s what he’s talking about.

DM: He’s talking about him.

Aerendyl: Yeah.

DM: Like he looks desperate to capture her.

DM: He basically could not care a lot about you guys other than just trying to get rid of you.

DM: Probably, probably.

DM: Thank you.

DM: It just says it’s you actually just can’t see anything.

Aerendyl: I’m looking at your screen.

DM: No, it is not.

DM: It is you can’t three.

Aerendyl: So the first one is three bolts or two bolts.

Aerendyl: And this is kind of weird and kind of interesting and kind of cool.

DM: Try that, fucks.

Aragorn: Are

Aragorn: you

Aragorn: Faster

Aragorn: ворder

Aragorn: What

Aragorn: Food

Aragorn: ปcka

Aragorn: O’Connor

DM: Because you should be.

Aerendyl: Those are the three roles I did.

Aragorn: Gengie

Shain: Yay!

Aragorn: I

Aragorn: did

Aragorn: di

Aragorn: unbelievable

Aragorn: 음

Aragorn: Child

DM: They all hit.

Shain: Thank you, Andrew.

Aragorn: Be

Aragorn: you

DM: I believe that sounds right, yes.

Aerendyl: What’s the damage?

DM: I think so.

Shain: Extra damage.

Aerendyl: It’s a D8 for the.

Aragorn: A

Aerendyl: It’s an extra D8 for the first time.

Aerendyl: That’s a 16 fired image.

Aragorn: Vocês

Shain: Extra damage.

Aragorn: Thank you.

Aerendyl: And then that’s 20 is just doubled, right?

DM: I see.

Aerendyl: And then it’s a nine for the last one.

DM: How do you want to do this?

Aerendyl: So I’m just going to like open up my arm and go boom, boom, boom.

Shain: That was difficult.

Aerendyl: Before I shoot them up, I’m like, are you sure you don’t know anything about the support beams?

Aerendyl: Yes or no to simple question.

DM: I don’t know what you’re talking about.

Aerendyl: Oh, so you don’t push push push.

Shain: That was difficult.

Aerendyl: I’m going to knock him out.

DM: Okie dokie.

Shain: That was difficult.

Aerendyl: I can control it.

Aerendyl: Pebbles.

DM: How many apples?

Aerendyl: How much health did he have butter?

Shain: That was difficult.

Aerendyl: I’m curious.

DM: How many, how much health did he have?

Aerendyl: Yeah, I’m curious.

DM: Ten.

Shain: Thank you.

Aerendyl: So my first one.

Aerendyl: It’s just a normal civilian ahead of feeling.

DM: He’s nothing fancy at all.

Aerendyl: Yeah, I don’t want to kill him because he might have money.

DM: I see, I see.

DM: Well, you successfully take him down as he is now incapacitated for all intensive purposes.

DM: However, the orbs are still still hanging around.

Aerendyl: Yeah.

DM: Let’s go ahead.

Shain: That was difficult.

Aerendyl: For wait, I’m just going to do movements.

DM: Oh, oh, you’re okay.

Shain: That was difficult.

Aerendyl: 5, 10, 15, 20, boom.

Aragorn: ő

Aerendyl: And then I’m going to use my bonus action.

Aerendyl: I still have a bonus action, right?

DM: Yeah.

Shain: That was difficult.

Aerendyl: Then I’m going to use this again.

Aerendyl: And go here.

Shain: That was difficult.

Aragorn: colour

Aerendyl: And I’m assuming I can’t loot his corpse because it’s.

Aerendyl: That’s an action, right?

Shain: That was difficult.

DM: Yeah, that is true.

Aerendyl: Yeah.

Aragorn: Yeah, the orbs are still up.

Aerendyl: As I teleport, I’m assuming, please do not kill him.

Caitlin: I think you just fucking run him through.

Shain: That was difficult.

Aerendyl: I want to question him about money.

DM: Two question him about money and how I can get mine.

Shain: And there’s the board games.

DM: Yeah, I guess Ergon, it is now your turn.

DM: The orbs are still up. Yes.

Aragorn: Did we ever figure out a certain way to get them down or just?

Shain: I thought about the spell magic.

Aragorn: What if I shot them with a bow and arrow?

Aerendyl: Are they hypnotizing?

Aragorn: Yeah, butter, I might get the one on the far right.

Aragorn: I’m gonna shoot it two times with a bow and arrow.

DM: I think that’s true.

DM: For the record, all attack roles against them are disadvantaged.

Aerendyl: Are they telling me to goon?

Shain: Thank you.

DM: As you find it difficult to focus on them.

DM: No, it’s like trying to focus on something that’s not there.

Aragorn: Well, that’s a three for the first one.

Aerendyl: It’s kind of hoping it would be the latter.

DM: I’m not going to focus on the other side.

Aragorn: So that’s would be an eight and then a 15 plus five would be a dirty 20 for one.

Aragorn: Yeah.

DM: Oh, dirty 20. All right.

Aerendyl: I’m going to use this again.

DM: Well, the dirty 20 hits.

Aragorn: Okay.

Shain: Thank you.

Aragorn: This one right here.

DM: What’s one of your aiming for?

Aragorn: So that does 10 damage.

DM: It does 10 damage.

DM: Okay, dokey.

Shain: Thank you.

DM: You’re confident that you hit it.

DM: You’re not confident if it actually did anything.

DM: It doesn’t seem to react in any conceivable way.

Shain: Thank you.

Aragorn: Inf Lance envSheavable.

DM: As it is now your turn, Shane Evardome.

DM: As dinosaur with long neck, can you what?

Aerendyl: You

DM: Sure.

DM: Please.

DM: Okay, 25 hits.

DM: Thank you.

Aerendyl: Got that?

Aerendyl: Yeah.

Aerendyl: Well, making them intomirror.

Aragorn: Oh, butter, I’m gonna real quick use my movement by the way.

DM: Yeah.

DM: Fantastic.

DM: If the moment you win and beat it, it just literally cease to exist.

DM: I get just seem to fade out of existence for all its purposes.

Aragorn: Could you move me right on the mark to your place?

Aragorn: Because I can’t move myself.

DM: Here, sorry.

Aragorn: Yep.

DM: Yeah, I mean, for all its purposes, just dread a gun.

Aragorn: Thank you.

DM: It is. It says that it’s now what’s the Nate’s turn, but it’s actually not.

DM: It’s actually their turn.

Aragorn: I’m gonna go ahead and do the same thing.

DM: Yes, they all move in.

Aerendyl: them they pronouns.

DM: Well, yeah.

DM: As they all begin to kind of wobble as a beam of black energy shoots directly at you, the fan.

DM: Can I, um, okay, that’s fair.

Caitlin: I’m not fucking what this did.

DM: Can I get a pretty please a your AC?

DM: 18, 18, okay, okay, okay.

Caitlin: I’m not going to live.

DM: Because I’m like that.

DM: Well, it could, but it’s not.

DM: You said 18, right?

DM: Well, they all don’t really seem to do anything as it’s not your turn.

DM: I’m I’m I’m glad for you, man.

DM: I mean, sure.

DM: I mean, he’s he was knocked out.

DM: So I mean, she ain’t gonna be enough will probably wake him up.

Aerendyl: I’m not sure.

DM: What’s your game plan if I ask?

Aerendyl: I don’t know if you can see.

Aerendyl: I’m not sure if you can see.

Aerendyl: I’m not sure

Aerendyl: He literally said he couldn’t.

Aerendyl: He was like it’s over now. I can’t even control this or something, right?

Shain: Well, if if he found this place, it means it’s probably something out of that.

Aerendyl: I mean I can’t stop you.

DM: I’m not gonna be enough.

Aragorn: Uh huh.

Shain: I ate it.

DM: Sure.

DM: There was a dinosaur has this has made one disappear.

Aerendyl: Yeah, fucks killed him.

Aerendyl: I love how Aaron Del just canonically looking up at a T-Rex head.

Shain: I ate one.

DM: Yes, all attacks made this event.

DM: So you’re to do take the 19 and unfortunately it doesn’t have.

DM: Oh, okay, then only one of them had.

Shain: Smiley.

Aragorn: um

Aragorn: We are doing piano soul deities.

Shain: I’m playing Mario guys.

Aerendyl: I love how Aaron Del is.

DM: Oh, it does.

Shain: I’m playing Mario.

Shain: DSP.

DM: Oh, that kind of now.

Aerendyl: Aaron Del is.

DM: Okay, how do you want to do this?

Aragorn: I’m going to go to the next room.

DM: Oh, wait, never mind.

DM: It doesn’t matter.

DM: The moment you swing, it just fades out of existence.

Aerendyl: Travis Williams I like to go to this ball.

DM: Fantastic.

DM: Arndell, now your turn.

Aerendyl: It is Amy’s name, child owner.

Aerendyl: IVE YOU Stark, I LOVE STеру, I love loves the ball.

Aerendyl: ball right here. Is it like it’s magical right? See so you know how my sword can

DM: The ball is.

DM: It seems to be something that’s for the answer.

Aerendyl: channel magic through it? Can I try and channel that thing into my sword?

DM: It’s a can.

Aragorn: I’m going to release a Martana.

Aerendyl: It’s not even through words.

DM: You can attempt it.

Aragorn: Like I said, scared.

Aragorn: I can see the Martana especially now.

Aragorn: Take a look at that.

Aragorn: Thank you!

DM: I mean, did you want to?

Aragorn: Bye!

Aerendyl: If I make a five check I can’t do it my turn right? The last time that happened

DM: Did you want to make a vibe check?

Shain: Hey, hey, I shoved a black.

DM: That is true.

Shain: That’s why I said mine.

Aerendyl: like seeing that blow up. If I die it’s you know it’s fine. New character it’s

Shain: Hey, hey, no, I’m okay.

Shain: I’m a T. Rex now.

Shain: I’ll just turn.

Shain: I’ll turn you in one later.

Shain: If it if we need to.

DM: Sure.

Aerendyl: fine. Yeah what’s the worst that could happen other than me dying or my

Aerendyl: wait a second butter? As a bonus action if you would allow it can I just like

Aerendyl: toss like a piece of scrap metal into it?

Aerendyl: Do I attempt it? I don’t want to lose my sword so

DM: That sounds like a bonus action.

DM: It seems to absorb the metal and completely disappears it.

Shain: He put the piece of metal from his hand and like it went and gone.

Aerendyl: I’m probably not gonna do that. I just saw what butter did.

DM: I’m not going to do it.

DM: All right, all right, all right, go ahead and.

Aerendyl: Yeah okay cool yeah so I’m just gonna hit it with my sword hopefully and I know

Aerendyl: it’s disadvantage but I suck at rolling my sword give me a second I gotta remember this.

Aragorn: I’m going to be a little bit more careful.

DM: I understand.

Shain: Me.

Aerendyl: So a melee attack is what? D20 plus strength modifier?

Aerendyl: Yeah yeah I’ll probably just do this yeah.

DM: I think.

Aerendyl: 13 is the best I can do. I could have made it 19 but I feel like that wouldn’t have worked either

DM: Sorry.

Shain: The ball went.

Aerendyl: side. I just wasn’t gonna bother with it. Yeah so I’ll just be like

Aerendyl: wait that didn’t work. I’m just gonna sheath my sword and just be like

Aerendyl: another my turn.

Aragorn: I’m going to be careful.

DM: All right, it is now.

Aragorn: It’s almost like he’s all the way up here.

DM: Error or in turn.

Aerendyl: Eric Eric.

DM: Either way, I just would like it to be known that error.

Aragorn: Going to be a little bit more careful.

DM: Or has this entire time been saying I can’t wait.

Aragorn: So how would you say that it’s almost like he’s almost likeうん?

DM: I can finally fight.

Aragorn: It’s almost like he’s almost like he’s almost like he’s all the way up here.

DM: And then he has missed the almost the entirety of the fight.

Aragorn: It’s almost like he’s almost like he’s all the way up here.

Aragorn: he’s all the way up here and I was all the way down here

DM: You know, you can take your dash action to get there.

Aerendyl: You could have.

DM: Lockwick or eight.

Aerendyl: I’ll take this a no.

Aragorn: I shoot it with the bow and arrow

DM: I’m sorry.

Aragorn: you know what, fuck it, we’re rolling it

Aragorn: we’re rolling it in here

Aerendyl: Did somebody see butt?

Aragorn: it’s with this advantage

Aragorn: it’s a six and a 15 so that’s a six

Aragorn: that’s a six hit

DM: No.

Aerendyl: Oi it’s a lie!

Aragorn: all right do it again

Aerendyl: Two.

Aragorn: 11

Aragorn: 8

Aragorn: there’s an 8 hit

DM: No.

Aragorn: fuck

Aerendyl: Ha ha ha.

Aerendyl: Yes.

Aragorn: I’ll sit here and pow

Aragorn: haha

DM: I’m so sorry, bad.

Aerendyl: Wait.

Aragorn: oh yeah, let me action surge

Aragorn: yep

Shain: Do you do you actions?

Aragorn: all right one more

DM: Sorry.

Shain: No, it’s more.

Aragorn: 16

Aragorn: there’s a 16 hit

DM: Oh.

Aerendyl: How far is Andrew away from me?

DM: I’m sorry.

Aragorn: well I gotta see

Aerendyl: He needs to be 50 feet closer.

Shain: Oh, you have another attack.

Aragorn: yeah yeah yeah so there’s a 16 hit butter

Aerendyl: Nope.

Aragorn: I have another

Aerendyl: Oh, good.

Shain: Another.

Aerendyl: Oh, good.

Aragorn: apparently not no

DM: Your boat glows in a nice golden hue and you make your shot.

Aragorn: oh wow that’s crazy

Aerendyl: The DM.

DM: Please hold damage.

Aerendyl: The DM cried.

Aragorn: it’s

Aragorn: 6 damage

DM: Okay, as you shoot the thing and it goes into this black orb,

Aerendyl: I guess you should imagine that whole sequence was just…

DM: the black orb disappears.

Aragorn: haza

Aerendyl: Fuck.

Shain: Let’s go.

Aerendyl: Fuck.

Aerendyl: Fuck.

Aragorn: 6

Aragorn: Feel the energy.

DM: Yep.

Shain: Big old chomp.

Aragorn: Don’t forget your question, good luck.

Aerendyl: Around the world and around the world.

DM: Around the world.

DM: Yes, it does.

Aerendyl: Oh.

Shain: Another roll.

DM: Fantastic.

DM: It just simply disappears as well.

DM: However, whatever it disappears.

DM: The portals begin to dim and turn black as energy surge goes back and hits this man.

Aerendyl: Oh.

Shain: Uh-oh.

Aerendyl: I see.

DM: As he screams in agony,

DM: ad plops to the ground lifeless.

Aerendyl: And this is where he gets reincarnated as a devil.

DM: Exactly.

Aragorn: Started pranking my hog below, I mean.

Shain: Thank you.

Shain: I slowly turn.

Shain: I’m so dizzy.

Aerendyl: I have your character, Steve.

Shain: I can.

Aerendyl: I’m trying to move it back.

DM: You are now out of initiative.

DM: Good sir.

DM: No.

DM: No.

Aerendyl: Well, shit.

DM: No.

Aerendyl: There goes my money.

DM: I mean, I don’t really know why you love the secret support beams as much as anything else, but.

DM: I mean, sure.

Aerendyl: It would be beautiful.

Shain: I mean.

Aerendyl: But I’ll wait around.

Shain: Now, I’ll get up and say, I’ll be right with you.

Shain: I’ll go over to each one of these portals.

Aerendyl: V?

Aerendyl: Oh, not Steve.

Shain: Is this van?

Shain: I’m going to go through those three basically.

Shain: Both.

Shain: Right now very quiet at the moment.

Shain: Basically, is it like, uh, nethrries of us nestry.

Shain: Um, and I guess the only thing I would do right now is.

Shain: Looking at that and not being able to discern at the moment what I can do.

Shain: If I pull it out of the bag and I look at it is good.

Shain: Put it back in the bag of holding and I will.

Shain: Basically while they’re doing whatever, go look over here at this portal in the arcane.

Shain: And try to figure out what the nethrries stuff says because.

Shain: Yep.

Shain: Uh oh.

Shain: Do I do.

Aerendyl: Um, yes.

DM: Did anybody else want to do anything else at the moment?

Shain: Is anyone else.

Aerendyl: I have a question.

Shain: What else.

Aerendyl: Not a question.

Aerendyl: I’m going to walk up to this new comer.

Shain: Why are you.

Aerendyl: Why are you here?

Aerendyl: I’ve never seen a woman before.

Shain: I want of you.

Aerendyl: Now, but like, no, just.

Aerendyl: Like, why are you here?

Aerendyl: Who are you?

Aerendyl: Be real.

Aerendyl: I’m just, I’m just going to walk everything.

Aerendyl: So, who are you and why are you here?

Shain: Jesus.

Aerendyl: I’m just curious.

Aerendyl: I’m just curious.

Aerendyl: I’m just curious.

Shain: Hormones.

DM: Go ahead and roll.

DM: Go history.

Aerendyl: Oh, yeah.

Aerendyl: Does she know that I’m an elf at the moment?

Shain: you

Aerendyl: I don’t really wear my colors.

Aerendyl: You know what I’m saying?

Aerendyl: Well, X, military, I kind of had to, you know, stop serving as I show my hands or my hand.

Aerendyl: I am an elf from Hyal, from Phyllisreal.

Aerendyl: If you don’t know what it is, that’s kind of the point.

Aerendyl: We’re very secluded from the world.

Shain: your

Shain: we’re all into verse secretly

Shain: til you

Aerendyl: Well, your guess is as good as mine.

Shain: we’re all inล

Shain: highness

Shain: ğim

Aerendyl: We followed this guy down here and he was crying over a wooden doll that we made.

Aerendyl: And then next thing, you know, he’s like, you did this.

Aerendyl: Why are you doing this to me?

Aerendyl: I just wanted to know about the wooden support beams.

Shain: Denn

Aerendyl: But a bit of a craftsman, as you see.

Shain: All’s off the arm. Need a hand.

Aerendyl: Oh, they are, you could say comrades.

Aerendyl: We’ve been going around doing jobs here and there.

Aerendyl: Are you familiar with Luminevia?

Shain: What about a white cat?

DM: Now.

Aerendyl: Are you familiar with the Manivia?

Shain: A little boat bagging.

Shain: Zero sail. No.

Aerendyl: No, not that.

Aerendyl: What’s the place we’re in right now?

Shain: The balls.

Shain: The vault.

Aerendyl: Let’s see because I’m stoked out.

Shain: Technically we’re in. We’re in judicart.

Aerendyl: I can’t even see it all because it’s a different map.

Aerendyl: What’s the Jutacar?

Shain: We’re in the intellect.

Aerendyl: Intellectia.

Aerendyl: That’s the, the continent.

Shain: What?

Aerendyl: Or another continent but the country.

Aerendyl: Bontrain.

Aerendyl: Oh, okay.

Aerendyl: Have you heard of any of those names?

Aerendyl: Intellectia. Bontrant.

Aerendyl: Something like that. Levant.

Aerendyl: Where are you from if you don’t mind me asking?

Shain: しくteen��고 silver.

Aerendyl: Not like you’re home, but like your country.

Shain: Bye!

Aerendyl: Well, I apologize again.

Shain: There are bugs.

Aerendyl: It’s just, hey, I don’t think you’re from here at all.

Shain: There are bugs in skin.

Aerendyl: Don’t mind him. He’s whispering to himself.

Aerendyl: That went over there.

Aerendyl: That went over there. I point to Andrew’s character.

Aerendyl: Like he can sometimes randomly tackle you for no reason.

Aerendyl: He’s a young god.

Aerendyl: He’s a nice fellow.

Aerendyl: That guy over there. He’s a wizard.

Aerendyl: He’s, you know, he talks to himself a lot.

Aerendyl: Sometimes he just disappears between realities.

Shain: Okay. This is gonna be…

Shain: 세

Aerendyl: They’re nice, they’re nice folks.

Aerendyl: They don’t mean harm.

Aerendyl: They’re not.

Shain: what

Shain: audio

Aerendyl: The sign just flashes to laugh now.

Shain: part

Aerendyl: Yes.

Shain: you

Aerendyl: Well, before you were sitting there, there was like a black orb of screams and death.

Aerendyl: Well, it was kind of an accident, but it would be the wizard over there.

Shain: I thought you were a black anus.

Aerendyl: We didn’t know he was even inside of there.

Shain: I put my dough hecked hegemon.

Shain: I didn’t say that.

Shain: Not canonically.

Aerendyl: I’m just going to chill with him.

Shain: I was just trying to get it out of my head.

Aerendyl: Bye.

Shain: They were all holding that.

Shain: That’s what I thought.

Shain: Then I would have gone to those.

DM: The rooms are all underneath the platform.

DM: Sorry.

DM: They’re all underneath the platform.

DM: They’re very frequently placed.

DM: One.

DM: Some of them, yes.

Shain: No.

DM: It seems to be not necessarily the highest quality.

DM: It seems to have been maybe a rush job, but it does serve its purpose.

Shain: If you stabbed the first one, I’m going to be like, please don’t do that.

Shain: Yes, because I asked and I saved you.

Shain: I would also, these happen to be important to me.

Shain: If you couldn’t, I would refrain from doing this.

DM: I don’t know how the entire sneak-and-group just became Deadpool or Spider-Man with the

Shain: Sorry. What’s your name?

Shain: Fine, I’m Shane.

Shain: Shane Everung.

Shain: Who you are?

Shain: I look into the audience.

Shain: I’m not sure.

DM: sneak-and-I look at the camera.

Shain: Are we evil?

Aerendyl: I seem to be some sort of thing.

Shain: Here’s the thing.

Shain: Say that again.

Shain: If I could, but I could I document the like in order.

DM: for the record some of them you are not familiar with.

Shain: These nothing, nothing is like just words, symbols, whatever they mean.

Shain: I’m not sure.

DM: Yes. Some of them yes. Some of them basically mean stop or freeze in different variations upon that.

DM: But some of them you can’t read like I said.

DM: You’re pretty confident that if this was anything it would be some kind of thesis magic or something to freeze time would probably be your best assumption.

Shain: I’m going to write this down in the book and like copy it.

Shain: Thing for thing accurately if I can.

Shain: I’m going to write it down in the book and then eventually once I’ve gotten that done I will just start rich really cast and comprehend languages.

DM: Now I’m going to be entirely honest with you. Comprehend languages is not really going to help you.

Shain: So I guess I don’t know after like I get.

Caitlin: These aren’t descriptions.

Shain: I don’t know how many of them are.

Shain: But there’s a.

Shain: Mm hmm.

DM: As this is not really a written language this is more like an.

DM: I mean that there are inscriptions of magic. I don’t believe that being able to read every language is going to help you suddenly uncover the root magic behind the inscription.

Shain: Then what would you say?

Shain: Because I got the big.

Shain: I got the big three.

Shain: I got.

Shain: Identify.

DM: I got the identify would kind of tell you a little bit.

Shain: Comprehend and detect.

Caitlin: These aren’t descriptions.

Shain: Which one you.

DM: Just like magic wouldn’t tell you much as now they’ve completely deactivated.

DM: Be entirely honest you’re not going to be able to get the full understanding of these rooms as they currently are.

DM: Oh well with the dark vision.

Shain: I’ll just do a best second.

Shain: Yes, Megan.

DM: So we got the sign.

Caitlin: These aren’t descriptions.

Shain: Oh, do you know.

Shain: Um.

Shain: We got the sign.

Shain: So in the middle then where.

Shain: She was located.

Shain: What.

Shain: What is that?

Shain: Like what is this glowing platform?

DM: It’s not really going to platform anymore. It was whenever there was a glowing stick and moving orb thingy there.

Shain: Is that just what it is to platform?

DM: But now it’s just a slightly raised platform.

Shain: Can I.

Shain: Time glimps of time or time whatever thing?

DM: Lamps of time on what?

Shain: The.

Shain: This specifically.

Shain: Either this portal or this and I don’t know whatever.

Shain: What’s more important?

Shain: What do we feel boys?

DM: I will remind you that the portal thingy looks like it’s very common or very recent.

Shain: Feel like the.

DM: Like within the last 10 years or so.

DM: The ground as in this platform here seems to be also somewhat recent.

Shain: What about the ground?

Shain: You think that’s something that’s longer?

DM: But the the rest of it is of course a lot older.

DM: You could potentially try to use them.

DM: The temporal glimpse on like the rooms.

DM: But as you’re looking at a lot longer of a history there’s far more likely that you’re not going to see anything of use.

Shain: I’ll just sit there and.

Shain: If I can’t learn anything else or anything.

Shain: I’ll just do the best I can to draw this place out.

DM: But you look more.

Shain: You see Shane.

Shain: Please stop.

Shain: I gave you a good reason to come over.

Shain: I’m going to tell you from my perspective what happened and now you’re here.

Shain: Please don’t slash my beautiful.

Shain: I’m sitting here.

Shain: Crits arms.

Shain: Sorry legs folded.

DM: Thanks for watching.

Shain: You know.

Shain: The crisscross apple sauce.

Shain: With my fingers.

Shain: Long ago before time had a name.

Aragorn: Hopefully we won’t get over.

Shain: So just to be clear,

Shain: if I tell you please don’t slash the root deal.

Shain: So here’s the thing shows the picture of the thing.

DM: you

Shain: So basically we walk in here.

Shain: Let me back up a tiny bit.

Shain: I was teaching a girl some magic because there was a job I needed a job turns out this job was.

Shain: Kind of dark.

Shain: I don’t know why, but it is.

Shain: There was a scroll as teaching.

Shain: Basically you see that wooden doll or that like a wooden thing up there.

Caitlin: Yes.

Shain: The guy was freaking out about.

Shain: I mean, he perceived that that was his daughter that I guess there’s a curse that was on her and.

Shain: Yeah, I’m not sure where she is right now.

Shain: It’s definitely not the daughter.

Shain: At least I’m hoping I haven’t actually checked.

Shain: Maybe I should.

Shain: He might be on something, but also don’t worry about it yet.

Shain: However, he came down to the seller and we followed him here because.

Shain: You’ve met Aaron Dell.

Shain: I’m assuming, but he has a little.

Shain: Contract thing for a business.

Shain: He owns it’s weird.

Shain: But there’s someone.

Shain: Who has similar magic that I could detect and.

Shain: I came here and see these three like almost.

Shain: The big portals here are big mirrors.

Shain: They were shooting like crackling energy of light and beams and there was this dark energy black hole and.

Shain: Long story short, I shoved a.

Shain: 12 sided dice into it and you popped out so.

Shain: Happy birthday.

Shain: Thank you.

Shain: Yeah, no, it doesn’t suit me, but it’s quite fascinating.

Shain: That’s why I’m researching it the second.

Shain: Yeah, they have them.

Shain: Yeah, yeah, of course.

Shain: Why are you black?

Shain: Sorry, I had to.

Shain: What are with a what of such.

Shain: Oh, am I people just.

Shain: Apparently no one else dresses like us so kind in the unusual spot.

Shain: Why is that matter?

Shain: My people.

Shain: Only the most prosperous civilization that hopefully isn’t dead.

Shain: But the nothing is people.

Shain: 13 it could be higher.

Shain: Okay, yeah, I do.

Shain: My lightsaber.

Shain: I was swing I miss I swing I miss.

Shain: I guess I’ll just back up in the separate space.

DM: here

Shain: Okay, I think you must be in a misunderstanding.

DM: to

DM: get

DM: it

Shain: Yeah, you would have been right here.

Shain: I was sitting on the.

DM: I

Shain: I got I got.

DM: when you

Shain: I got.

DM: the swing with the sword, good sir.

DM: I’m going to talk to you a little bit.

Aerendyl: Uh-oh.

Shain: He’s being told not to swing on the other player.

Shain: Hey, DM recording bot. Remember this.

Shain: First character that Nate makes after five months comes back and swings at his own teammate.

Shain: And he wants to be a friendly.

Shain: Crazy.

Shain: Yeah, I think so.

Shain: I think he has.

Shain: I’m just like eyes roll.

Shain: Why do we have conflict?

Shain: Why?

Shain: I think he’s.

Shain: You know what?

Shain: Band.

Shain: But don’t tell me we should ban ban from.

Shain: Banning from everything.

Shain: Banana from my rivals.

Shain: Banana from Fortnite.

Shain: Banana from Rocket League.

Shain: Banana.

Shain: That will.

Shain: And I think I’m.

Shain: I think I’m.

Shain: I mean, hey, I got like 40 in my drawer breath.

Shain: You need some.

Shain: No, no, they’re healthy.

Shain: All right here.

Shain: They’re all.

Shain: They’re all so.

Shain: Hey, you’re going to.

Shain: Through.

Shain: What.

Shain: He’s.

Aragorn: Bouncy come round.

Shain: He’s swinged at me and now he saw the face of all reality fall in front of his eyes.

Shain: And he’s like, OK, I will kill you.

Shain: Yeah, agreed.

Shain: Let’s try to have a chat.

Aerendyl: Why must every character and Nate make some sort of conflict with the party?

Shain: Real.

Aerendyl: I’m not sure if I’m going to be able to do it.

Shain: He was good.

Shain: He was.

Shain: He was fine.

Shain: I like them.

Shain: I thought I should stuck with him.

Shain: Even if he was like a little bit OP.

Shain: I mean.

Shain: Just give him a.

Shain: No, literally every monster.

Shain: The way you counternate.

Shain: It’s just given the alert feet.

Shain: They can’t be surprised.

Shain: No more critical.

Shain: No more surprise round.

Shain: It’s over.

Shain: Right.

Shain: But you know, that’s kind of what you get for.

Shain: Real.

Shain: Oh, do a.

Shain: Things that.

Shain: Oh, do.

Shain: So what’s our plan then you tackle him if it goes for another swing.

Shain: I saw I saw a good opportunity to wipe his body from his brain.

DM: If there is anything dying, is it really keeping us from sinking?

Shain: He’s got 103 HP.

Shain: It’d be a little hard to do it.

Shain: What is that?

DM: Apologies.

Shain: I can’t see.

Shain: Looks like.

Shain: Models.

Shain: How are.

DM: No, no.

Shain: What are you watching?

DM: Nothing happened from an external perspective. Nothing. Nothing.

Shain: Looks like me.

Shain: I’m going to stroke.

Shain: You know.

Shain: How is it?

Shain: I don’t know what your deal is, but.

Shain: I kind of saved you here.

Shain: I don’t.

Shain: I’m going to have to do this.

Shain: It doesn’t seem right.

Shain: Hey, no, three is worth the greatest either.

Shain: I’m not.

Shain: I we’re not the greatest elves are even dwarfs.

Shain: And actually almost everything eventually became.

Shain: I just don’t know who you are.

Shain: Who hurt you.

Shain: So sorry.

Aerendyl: I can fix you.

Shain: Average.

Shain: Caitlin behavior.

Shain: Am I right guys?

Shain: Because we need safety.

Shain: Hey, I can’t even.

Shain: I can’t even access it.

Shain: It’s butter only.

DM: You’re for funsies.

Shain: Hey, we can get married.

Aerendyl: Yeah, it’s literally locked.

Shain: How about that?

Shain: We get a funeral.

Shain: Right.

Shain: You touch one.

Shain: There’s a dead.

Shain: We can go to my we are our own priest.

Shain: We’re our own daddies.

Aerendyl: The enemy is still lembristrove.

Shain: Anyways.

DM: You’re for funsies.

Aerendyl: Everyone, let’s calm down.

Shain: I’m the exception.

Shain: Right.

Shain: Oh, it’s a point in me.

Aragorn: Sure.

Shain: Sorry.

Aerendyl: No, no, no, no.

Shain: Hey, he is saving me more times than I can count.

Shain: This man deserves an award.

Aerendyl: There’s nothing wrong with saving people.

Aerendyl: But there is something wrong on your IQ score.

Aerendyl: If you couldn’t tell, I’m merely joking, just trying to light up the mood.

Aerendyl: I looked at the audience and wink.

Shain: Yeah, I know a lot of this guy.

Shain: So don’t screw.

Shain: That’ll be funny.

DM: You’re for funsies.

Shain: Fine.

Shain: How about this?

Shain: Let’s try and discuss this.

Aerendyl: I’m proud of my people.

Shain: Iominous.

Shain: I have someone.

Shain: Matt at me for helping them.

Shain: And I don’t know why.

Aerendyl: What’s the problem?

DM: You’re for funsies.

Aerendyl: What’s the problem?

Shain: Are you proud of your people?

Aragorn: You can’t be proud from where you’re from.

Shain: I mean, everyone is the definition of.

Shain: Prideful or not.

Shain: No.

Shain: No.

Shain: Noting that.

Aerendyl: The high-os.

Aerendyl: The rails are cool.

DM: You’re for funsies.

Aerendyl: Bottom of the barrel is some human say.

Shain: Hold your hands.

Aerendyl: If it’s an adult male, dead on sight, before he can speak,

Aerendyl: if it’s a child, I say cool, run along.

Shain: One of them.

DM: You’re for funsies.

Shain: 회

Aragorn: All right.

Aerendyl: If it’s a woman, then it’s most likely run along unless she’s like one of the female warriors, then dead on sight before she can speak.

Shain: cerve

Shain: i

Aerendyl: What does it matter to me?

Aerendyl: What they say?

Shain: do

Aerendyl: All that matters is if they try to fight or they fought previously, they’re dead.

Shain: Well, how about this? You can take your leave or we can get out of here because I have

Aerendyl: Are you comparing him to the Dark Elves?

Aerendyl: I know humans are bad, but geez.

DM: You’re for funsies.

Aerendyl: I need to look at the support beams.

Shain: no idea what’s happening. And you do. See, we’re currently in the midst of things. There’s a whole

Shain: kingdom kind of in need. I’m trying to get back home and solving my issue. I don’t know what that

Shain: issue is yet. However, I don’t necessarily want problems. So I’ll always just call it nice

DM: You’re for funsies.

Shain: truth. Forget it ever happens. Ground zero. How about that?

Shain: Good. Sounds like plan.

DM: You’re for funsies.

Shain: Go look at the support memes. I gotta go figure them out.

Aerendyl: Now that this whole piss party is happening, I’m just going to go.

Aerendyl: Yes!

Shain: They’re going. Hope you with me.

DM: You’re for funsies.

Shain: Hmm.

Shain: Yeah, I don’t know who you are, but no, fuck off.

DM: You’re for funsies.

Shain: You’ve helped enough, but thank you. You can go talk to our elder friend.

Aerendyl: I’m going to go.

Shain: Anyways, error going about that last week.

Shain: Oh, I can’t get killed. That would. Yeah, so good.

DM: I absolutely love every time that anything serious happens.

Aerendyl: Do you want to hear the story of Oh 9?

Shain: He did kill it.

Shain: Well, the time was in the first.

Aerendyl: I’m very intrigued by it.

DM: You’re for funsies.

Shain: Oh, Yeah.

Aerendyl: Here you go.

Shain: Thank. You’re DNA.

Shain: You’re in the out.

Shain: Not that.

DM: You’re for funsies.

Shain: Probably.

Aerendyl: If you’re following me, you’ll just see me going like,

Aerendyl: I support beam.

DM: Thank you.

Aerendyl: Don’t scare me like that.

Aerendyl: What’s the phrase that’s bygones be bygones?

Aerendyl: Is that the phrase?

Aerendyl: Yes! The bygones with high ground.

DM: Oops.

Aerendyl: It seems like this might be our final shape.

DM: Oops.

Shain: Also, I got to like, I, I should have been in bed like an hour ago. I just realized.

DM: Oops.

Aerendyl: Yeah, I feel like session’s about to end.

DM: Oops.

Shain: sorry.

Shain: Sorry.

DM: Oops.

Shain: I’m carrying out nothing.

Aerendyl: I’m going to go.

DM: Oops.

Shain: Knowing.

Shain: I’m down.

DM: Oops.

Aerendyl: I’ll show.

Shain: I’m down.

Shain: Yes, or.

DM: Oops.