Aerendyl: and just try and clear up this whole side arc.
DM: More or less, yeah.
Aragorn: you
DM: In a reasonable non-too-medagamy way, basically a quick way to get you back to the group, I
Aerendyl: Yeah.
DM: believe the biggest issue that we’re going to front into is, like, time-wise.
DM: As far as the time goes, you are behind them, but only by, like, a day and some change.
Aerendyl: Am I ahead of them?
DM: The problem is that the journey to get to them is currently, if you were to, like, ride horseback
DM: or whatever, it’s like multiple weeks.
Aerendyl: Oh, well.
DM: Because if you go to the world map, Robloick, you are right over here in conquest.
DM: Let’s see if you’re here.
Aerendyl: I’m in calm, Chris.
DM: Yeah.
Aerendyl: I need to get to what judicare?
DM: You’re over here in conquest.
Aerendyl: Oh, yeah.
DM: And so you have to go all the way through here and then up to insolectia, 2000 miles.
Aerendyl: Yeah.
Aerendyl: Oh, they’re an intellect.
Aerendyl: Gotcha.
Aerendyl: It’s not like metagaming though.
Aerendyl: If I’ve seen the big bird and I knew that that was transport.
DM: Like, that’s…
Aerendyl: Right?
DM: Yeah, yeah, yeah, that’s not medagaming at all.
Aerendyl: Yeah.
Aerendyl: Oh, they’re an intellect.
Aerendyl: Cash.
DM: But previously, in last session, just a quick recap for what we have, you noticed that the
DM: woman that owns the inn was talking about selling it.
DM: She found out that she lied about not being able to read, although that didn’t go anywhere
DM: and you guys didn’t further it very much.
DM: She didn’t seem to lie out of malice.
DM: You guys went to the guard tower to try and collect your payment.
DM: Basically, it was told, ha-ha-ha, Mr. Lutzenicherman actually took complete credit for that and
DM: got promoted to a cushy job in the capital city.
DM: You guys said, um, no, actually chased them down like maniacs, destroyed the wheel on
DM: his cart and basically robbed up of money.
DM: But it was rightfully deserved.
DM: So you guys got some pretty decent money for that.
DM: You got…
DM: Oh, I’m sorry.
DM: We brought this very crucial piece of information.
DM: You snuck up behind the watch commander and embarrassed the crap out of him by lifting
DM: him up in the chair and kind of bouncing him around a bit.
DM: Duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh.
Aerendyl: This salary must be pretty small to be honest.
DM: After that, yeah, after that, you guys went back to the warehouse over here to meet with
DM: your criminal organization, which for the record, you’ve still not asked the name of.
DM: So, you know, we’re just not worried about that, I guess.
Aerendyl: Don’t worry.
Aerendyl: That’s on the agenda.
DM: It’s on the chin desk.
DM: Duh-duh-duh-duh.
DM: Basically got some information there.
DM: Learns that he made regular meetings with the first-in-name Melfin.
Aerendyl: Yeah.
DM: Then you had the genius idea of saying, hey, wait a minute.
DM: I know where that meeting place is.
DM: Went to it, basically trapped the man.
DM: Learned that he’s a high elf that exclusively deals with dark elves.
DM: Mainly children, but that’s only a subsequent effect of killing off the rest of the population.
DM: He was a foot soldier in the war, lost his entire family in the war.
DM: He believes that death is too kind to dark elves and believes that they should permanently serve
DM: underneath hiles and even other races, which really does drive home how little he thinks of dark elves.
DM: It is implied, but not confirmed that he is probably receiving help from somebody in the
Aerendyl: And I thought I was bad.
Aerendyl: But like, damn.
DM: philosophy and gun.
DM: Then in there basically establishes a 5% tax on all profits made by his illegal illicit organization
DM: before handing it over to you to be the sole proprietor of.
DM: And he got information, went to meet somebody to North of town, hopped on a giant bird,
Aerendyl: Blanken corporate.
Aerendyl: I’m still at the warehouse, right?
DM: and deported.
DM: We now continue where you are, I guess, would you have…
DM: Sure, sure.
DM: You probably kind of went outside the warehouse, probably just think when you saw the bird.
DM: So you’re currently standing outside the warehouse, and I am so freaking sorry.
Aerendyl: You’re good, man.
DM: Nope, you know what? I’m just gonna fight through it, so I’m gonna have to go standing mode for this.
Aerendyl: You are good.
Aerendyl: Give me time.
Aerendyl: What are you fighting through?
DM: So remember this little thing known as I’m trying not to drink so much soda, specifically sugary soda.
Aerendyl: Yeah.
DM: So I’ve been buying diet or zero sugar stuff.
DM: The problem is that the sweeteners that are in most diets soda’s, a little thing called…
Aerendyl: Stevia.
DM: No, as part of me or whatever.
Aerendyl: Ah, yeah.
DM: In like 10% of the population it causes like digestional issues, unfortunately I live in that 10%.
Aerendyl: Just a drink water.
DM: So I would if water tasted good. Oh wait, I’m already trying water.
Aerendyl: You got the Asman Gold mindset.
Aerendyl: Water doesn’t taste good.
DM: Okay.
Aerendyl: It takes a sip of soda.
DM: In my defense, your honor, water is good, but it’s only good when you are thirsty.
Aerendyl: Oh, it’s so much better.
Aerendyl: Get some gamer subs.
DM: If you want the taste of soda, then water is just bad.
DM: Like if you go for a ronder, whatever, and you come back and you go to drink water,
DM: it’s like heavily substance, but if you’re just sitting, you know, working or whatever,
DM: you’re like, hmm, and I really love something to drink right now.
DM: You’re not thinking, hmm, water!
Aerendyl: I would recommend I would actually recommend you try
DM: You’re thinking, you’re gonna be some sweet sugary soda.
Aerendyl: like gamer subs or something like that.
Aerendyl: Gamerships is really good for health.
DM: Is it really?
Aerendyl: Yes.
DM: Am I really gonna be the guy that likes eating tippy milk?
Aerendyl: You’re not not that one specifically.
Aerendyl: But look at the ingredients list.
Aerendyl: If it intrigues you, it’s actually not a bad price for the
DM: They got any that aren’t e-girl related because 99% of these seem like e-girl related.
Aerendyl: servings you get.
Aerendyl: That’s that’s gamer subs for you.
Aerendyl: I mean, you can get a cherry lime cycle.
DM: The fact you’re gonna buy a v-cord from them?
Aerendyl: That one’s a good.
Aerendyl: It’s not a V card.
DM: We’ve been to their website.
Aerendyl: It’s like Pokemon cards, but for V tubers.
DM: I did it, but the fact that they call it a v-cord is funny.
Aerendyl: Oh, yeah.
Aerendyl: But not like the ingredients.
Aerendyl: It might help you.
Aerendyl: It might give you what you need.
DM: They are literally all anime girl references. Come on.
DM: Oh, never mind.
Aerendyl: That’s kind of.
DM: Swagger souls, not bad, not bad.
DM: Swagger souls looks like I could actually carry this around without being made fun of.
DM: I’m not gonna do that.
Aerendyl: You just get it tariff label.
Aerendyl: Just tear it off.
Aerendyl: Just have a black jar.
DM: Plenty of vitamins.
DM: I’m looking to see if there’s any sugar.
Aerendyl: It’s really good for that.
DM: No sugar.
Aerendyl: It is not sugar is off.
Aerendyl: It’s made to be like a drink that people can drink.
Aerendyl: It’s not like really bad for you, but it still tastes pretty good.
Aerendyl: I’ve tried it myself.
Aerendyl: It’s fine.
Aerendyl: It’s better than like Gatorade.
Aerendyl: It tastes better than Gatorade.
DM: Hm.
Aerendyl: Less than soda.
DM: Okay, that’s not bad.
Aerendyl: Better than most.
Aerendyl: It’s like soda’s here.
Aerendyl: It’s here.
DM: Easier.
Aerendyl: And if you just want to try it, all you got to do is give them your address.
Aerendyl: And you can get free samples.
DM: Okay, hang on one second.
Aerendyl: Yeah, you get three free sample things.
Aerendyl: I believe it’s about a serving each.
Aerendyl: And you don’t have to spend money free shipping to I believe if you have the right code.
DM: I’m going to grab a water and we’ll fill that dude that after.
DM: Hello.
DM: I’m going to grab a little bit of water.
Aerendyl: You
DM: Okay.
Aerendyl: You get
Aerendyl: you
Aerendyl: But yeah, you can try the free samples.
DM: Sorry, good sir.
DM: Hey, I’m back.
Aerendyl: It’s it’s worth it at least to try it and see if even like the idea of it.
DM: And that walk helped with other problems so I can sit back down.
DM: Absolutely.
Aerendyl: try it and see if even like the idea of it. Yes. What time is it? It’s like night time, right?
DM: Anyways, so you are now outside the warehouse.
DM: What is your game plan?
DM: That would be, yes, it would be the sun has basically just recently set.
DM: So give or take 738-
Aerendyl: Okay. I’m going to walk back into the warehouse. Where is that? I want to try and find the girl whose
Aerendyl: second command. What was her name again?
DM: For the record, her name, if I follow up for a book, is.
DM: Okay.
DM: That’s really cool.
DM: I swear that I wrote this down somewhere.
DM: Let’s see who can find it first.
Aerendyl: I don’t have her name. I’m getting it ready to write it down. I’m getting back into notes
Aerendyl: taking because the last few sessions I was not taking notes because I forgot to.
DM: Yeah, unfortunately me too, chief.
DM: Hang on, here we go.
DM: Oh, I remember why is this not showing up here?
Aerendyl: Oh, was it Crystal or like Diamond or Sapphire? Destiny?
DM: You guys made fun of it for being what a stripper name would be.
DM: No, no, no, it was.
DM: Hey, hang on, hang on, just give me a second.
Aerendyl: Ruby. Emerald. Topaz. Adventureine.
DM: I don’t know why this is.
DM: Now.
DM: Why can’t I find.
Aerendyl: Badia Boo. Boo. Badia Boo.
DM: Okay.
DM: Look, okay, I admit I’ve been keeping notes just recently, but.
DM: There’s a reason for that.
DM: I’m not a shadow that you know, I’m not.
DM: Should be right here.
DM: Yes, doodly darn.
Aerendyl: Oh, yes. It was that.
DM: I’m not.
DM: I’m not.
DM: Serenity there it is.
Aerendyl: You
DM: Okay, hang on.
DM: I’m not.
DM: Okay, apologies for that.
DM: Normally I’m far more organized than that, but anyways.
DM: So the serenity was her name.
DM: Yes, whenever you go back in, she is still there.
DM: There are a couple more people inside the warehouse than.
DM: You know, previously you were kind of too busy earlier to notice, but they.
Aerendyl: Yeah. Okay. Okay. Okay.
DM: There certainly seem to be more people than there were previously.
Aerendyl: You, you’re there. You’re there. Trust me. You’re there.
DM: I had a pause remote because I want to make sure I was in your headphones.
Aerendyl: It’s fine. So I’m going to walk. I’m going to. I’m going to locate her.
Aerendyl: I’ll walk up to her. Actually, I won’t walk up to her. I would just say her name and everything. Hey, you.
DM: I’m not.
Aerendyl: Me and my office in five minutes.
DM: She kind of turns while she’s talking to somebody with a clipboard in her hand.
DM: It’s just kind of says.
Aerendyl: Yeah. It’s on the balls. And then I’m going to go. I’m going to go into there.
DM: Baby.
DM: I’ll show the most.
Aerendyl: And then I’m going to like clear off the desk and just like sit on their legs on the desk and just like.
Aerendyl: I’m just going to be like awaiting like this.
DM: Okay, I’m not.
Aerendyl: The legs on the desk, everything like that.
DM: Oh my gosh, after about two minutes, she enters and kind of noticing the way that you’re sitting.
DM: How can I help you?
Aerendyl: But yes, remember that thing you helped my companion with the whole fast travel thingy.
DM: Yes, the giant eagle.
DM: When did you need this?
Aerendyl: Yes, the journey. How much would it cost to get a ride to.
Aerendyl: The interlectia.
DM: Oh.
Aerendyl: pernah within.
DM: Three days.
Aerendyl: Three days. I think three days is enough to get.
DM: Three days.
Aerendyl: My thing’s done in order.
DM: That’s certainly far sooner than normal.
DM: I’m not entirely sure I would have to discuss with him.
Aerendyl: We’ll find that out.
Aerendyl: Other than that, keep me updated on anything to do with that Melfenguy.
DM: Of course.
Aerendyl: That is it. Get back to your work.
DM: Maybe.
Aerendyl: I’m just going to put my fit up to him.
DM: Oh my gosh.
Aerendyl: Next thing I would like to do is…
DM: I mean, you certainly could.
Aerendyl: Is it bad that I want to like rummage around this office to see if there’s anything valuable?
Aerendyl: Yeah, but like…
DM: You could also just ask her and she would probably just give it to you.
Aerendyl: I need to look good in appearance as I can’t be recceing stealing stuff.
DM: Excuse me.
DM: Do we have an eyed situation in our hands?
Aerendyl: I need to look good in front of my employees.
DM: Of course, of course.
DM: And just for those of us that don’t understand, you know, those over there.
DM: Why don’t you just explain it for everyone?
Aerendyl: Who’s over who? Where? Is there the people in there?
DM: No, no, no, no, it was a joke.
DM: Well, it’s always just says, oh, you know, well, maybe, maybe they don’t know.
Aerendyl: I love it.
DM: Maybe Mari doesn’t know.
DM: So go ahead and explain the whole situation.
Aerendyl: I love it.
DM: Well, for the record, yes, there are some decently high quality things.
DM: Nothing that screams to high value.
DM: I think that’s what I think is the most important thing to have been running a relatively bare bones operation up until recently.
DM: So there wasn’t very much in terms of high quality items.
DM: They do have a couple things that may get sent out that they definitely have money though.
DM: For example, on the.
DM: A like arm war off to the side.
DM: They have on top on a stand, but appears to be a solid gold dagger.
Aerendyl: I’m inspecting it right now.
DM: Um.
DM: It’s okay. Is there anything you’re hoping to find?
Aerendyl: I want to know if…
Aerendyl: Is it magical?
DM: Okay.
DM: You know, there is a decent chance that random thinking thing in the middle of a room just sitting on a pedestal.
DM: It might just be there for to look pretty.
Aerendyl: Hey.
Aerendyl: Solid gold, you know, true.
Aerendyl: But there’s also that one-chain theory. It could have something special.
DM: Okay, okay.
DM: Well, you are just casting identify right where you’re trying to.
Aerendyl: I don’t have identify, right?
DM: So you’re just trying to like look at it.
DM: You’re just staring really hard.
Aerendyl: Well, let me check.
Aerendyl: Do I have identify?
Aerendyl: No, I don’t have identify.
DM: Check.
Aerendyl: Can I just cast a tech magic on it?
Aerendyl: Yeah, because I have that.
Aerendyl: Yeah, I’ll cast a tech magic.
DM: What’s the cast tape for that?
DM: Let’s forget.
Aerendyl: The casting type?
DM: Time.
Aerendyl: Oh, the time. It’s a duration up to 10 minutes.
Aerendyl: Okay.
DM: It’s cost one action.
DM: So after six seconds of casting, you are able to with relative confidence say that this is nothing but a solid gold dagger.
Aerendyl: What happens if I shake it?
Aerendyl: Do I hear something inside telling me to crack it open?
Aerendyl: Damn. Well, I tried.
Aerendyl: Anyways, I’ll just…
DM: No, you don’t hear anything as it’s a solid gold dagger.
Aerendyl: No!
DM: Is this your equivalent of a door?
Aerendyl: No!
Aerendyl: I know you. You put weird things in weird places.
Aerendyl: I have to check if something catches my eye.
DM: Yeah.
Aerendyl: I’m gonna take the gold dagger.
Aerendyl: I’m just gonna, like, put it in my bag.
DM: But in the main.
Aerendyl: Is there a painting in this office?
DM: They do have a painting.
DM: Yes, I was going to mention that as well.
DM: Behind the bosses seat, you know, the thing that you would see whenever you walk in.
DM: There is a beautiful painting of what appears to be an owl.
DM: Just kind of perched up kind of, you know, the generic picture of an owl which is kind of like turned staring that way.
Aerendyl: Is the owl actually looking to, like, the laughter, right?
DM: Almost as a I’m kind of always watching you kind of intimidation, I think.
DM: No, it’s looking directly forward.
Aerendyl: Okay.
DM: So that way if somebody were sitting down in the seat, then that would be staring at them.
Aerendyl: Okay. Well, I would like to take the painting off the wall.
Aerendyl: Is there a safe behind the painting?
DM: There is a safe behind the painting.
Aerendyl: Yes.
DM: There’s a what kind of what you’d expect from a medieval type of safe, except there doesn’t seem to be any easy way to access it.
DM: There isn’t a keyhole or anything else.
DM: It just kind of has a handle that whenever you pull on doesn’t move.
Aerendyl: Is there anything behind the painting?
Aerendyl: Like, if I take the painting off the wall and turn it around, yeah.
DM: Oh, you should like looking at it.
Aerendyl: Dang, I was kind of helping the beach like instruction.
DM: No, there’s nothing written on.
Aerendyl: Maybe no one would see.
DM: It’s just the pincoach.
Aerendyl: Yep.
DM: It says, by the way, all you need to do is swipe down with your hands to bring over the main menu.
DM: And it’s just.
Aerendyl: If there’s a safe in here, I own the safe.
Aerendyl: Who was the original second in command?
DM: The original second and command was a guy that you haven’t seen since the rise of originally kicked him out.
Aerendyl: I’m gonna pick my head out the door.
DM: So he probably either left or was delegated to other responsibility.
Aerendyl: Okay.
DM: Yes, she’s currently talking to about three other people.
DM: They seem to be discussing basically new business plans for them going forward.
Aerendyl: I’m just gonna pick up and be like, hey, you.
Aerendyl: I’m gonna put the painting back up.
DM: But she just kind of turns this.
DM: Okay, very well.
DM: Oh, my guys just having fun here.
DM: It’s probably good that you said that.
DM: After, you know, about two minutes.
DM: She comes back and says, yes, what else can help you?
DM: She kind of pauses as she notices that the golden dagger is missing and just doesn’t know what you need.
Aerendyl: So I am the boss of this establishment now.
Aerendyl: Would you say that? That’s correct, yes.
DM: Yes, I believe you’re there specifically said that you are to run all all parts of this organization.
Aerendyl: Firstly, sorry for calling you like this.
Aerendyl: I’m shy around other people.
Aerendyl: Secondly,
Aerendyl: who is the previous second in command?
Aerendyl: And I’m gonna like lead in.
DM: Well, I mean, I was the second expanse to our original boss.
Aerendyl: Oh, that’s what I meant.
Aerendyl: Yeah, who was our boss?
Aerendyl: Who was your original boss?
DM: It was his real name was Clark.
DM: I never got a last name since we became under new management.
DM: He seems to have either run away or has gone into hiding.
DM: I’m not entirely sure why.
Aerendyl: How hard would it be to find him?
DM: Well, if that’s your wish, it shouldn’t be too difficult.
Aerendyl: Is possible. Find him and bring him to me.
Aerendyl: I have some questions for him.
DM: Very well, is this in addition to figuring out transport to.
Aerendyl: I would say the sixth priority.
Aerendyl: So if you need to delay the trip, you can wait an extra day or two.
DM: Very well, I’ll get right on it.
Aerendyl: Good.
DM: I see kind of turns around.
DM: Oh, is there anything else I can up you with.
Aerendyl: Anything else you can have with.
Aerendyl: Don’t do anything too shady.
DM: I’m afraid I fear that we have had a miscommunication.
Aerendyl: Try to keep it clean.
DM: What do you mean by two shady.
Aerendyl: No, so like when you find him and you get me transport.
Aerendyl: Now, keep it clean.
Aerendyl: Don’t do anything too illegal.
Aerendyl: I don’t want it to be tied to my name.
DM: I see keep it above board them.
Aerendyl: Yes.
DM: I do have to warn you go that the use of Chinese Eagles is prohibited in LaVantea.
DM: Not so much in Bonshin.
DM: So what you’re arriving should be no problem.
DM: But just know that in LaVantea it is a crime.
Aerendyl: It’s fine.
Aerendyl: It’s fine.
Aerendyl: I mean, I could break a few laws here.
Aerendyl: I mean, they won’t notice the way him if I put up my hood.
Aerendyl: I just put up the hood.
Aerendyl: Do I like disappear from her recognition?
DM: If I remember correctly, the hood basically makes you harder to discern if they don’t know you’re there.
Aerendyl: Ah, true.
Aerendyl: Okay.
DM: Let me validate that.
DM: The wisdom perception checks against you have disadvantage and you have advantage on stealth checks.
DM: So it only applies if you are already hidden.
Aerendyl: I could just put my hood on.
Aerendyl: No one even know it’s me.
DM: Very well.
DM: In that case, we will begin our search.
Aerendyl: Good. Thank you.
DM: Is there a particular reason we’re searching for him?
Aerendyl: Well, he was the previous owner of this establishment.
Aerendyl: I kind of need to know how things went.
Aerendyl: And also if he, you know, doesn’t keep his mouth shut, then so and should.
DM: I’m not sure.
Aerendyl: I’m sorry.
Aerendyl: Pop in the foams.
Aerendyl: I see.
Aerendyl: I understand.
Aerendyl: It’s great to know.
DM: But I will begin searching for him immediately.
Aerendyl: Oh, good.
DM: As she turns around and leaves.
DM: You can hear from the other side of the door that she begins to bark orders about kind of where people need to go and what needs to start happening.
Aerendyl: I’m sorry.
DM: She after about a minute or two, she kind of pops her head back in.
DM: By the way,
DM: the
DM: the armor there is actually
DM: the passenger way.
DM: There’s an extra room back there that we sometimes use.
DM: Feel free to if you want to.
DM: Inside the
DM: Underneath for the golden daggers.
DM: Yeah, inside the armor there.
Aerendyl: The where?
DM: Yeah.
DM: Yeah, daddy.
Aerendyl: Was it with the golden dagger?
Aerendyl: I knew you put something weird in a different place.
DM: in terms of
Aerendyl: I caught you.
Aerendyl: I don’t know if you left.
DM: we
Aerendyl: I’m going to the door close.
DM: Wir
Aerendyl: I’ll go into that thing and I’m looking for the secret passageway.
DM: Human
DM: Yeah, I’s
DM: open up the armor.
DM: back it has a fake back that you’re able to easily scoot to the side which reveals a short passageway
Aerendyl: Where does it?
Aerendyl: Where does it go?
DM: to just another room. That kind of has a bed, it’s got a desk, general stuff like that. A general
Aerendyl: What’s the?
Aerendyl: I’m sorry.
Aerendyl: Bad at Destiny.
DM: in essentially. There is not. Am I on the screen? Well, so she just doesn’t like me fair enough.
Aerendyl: Is there any like files?
Aerendyl: Can I help you?
DM: Yeah. He’s a smart clik. Oh, cuz they’re plugged into. Got him.
Aerendyl: Is that no one?
Aerendyl: Yes.
Aerendyl: I told you I was doing this.
Aerendyl: Tell them I say hi.
Aerendyl: It’s waving.
Aerendyl: Help us.
Aerendyl: Tell them about it.
Aerendyl: Nothing.
Aerendyl: Okay, back to what I was doing.
Aerendyl: I’m sorry.
DM: Fantastic. We talk in long-rest, short-rest.
Aerendyl: It’s not a click though because the headphones aren’t on.
Aerendyl: That’s the case.
Aerendyl: I don’t want to pay for another trip to the inn.
DM: Fantastic. Yeah, nobody seems to bother you or anything. However, since you don’t actually sleep, you just meditate, right?
Aerendyl: I need a long rest.
Aerendyl: I need to take all my spells and stuff.
Aerendyl: That’s something.
Aerendyl: There’s no chance of living in the park.
Aerendyl: I’m sorry.
DM: Okay. Um, after I think it’s four hours of, um, because A is regular.
Aerendyl: We’re good.
Aerendyl: I kind of just meditate.
Aerendyl: I’m pretty sure four hours is a long rest for us.
Aerendyl: Eight’s regular but I could have swear it was four hours for high elves.
DM: And Trent, I also don’t sleep instead. They meditate remaining semi conscious for four hours a day while meditating. You can dream after a fascist and a major exercise.
DM: You can’t say a bit of it. Yeah, okay. Wow. Um, you do hear, I guess, after 30 minutes to an hour of your meditation, kind of shuffling of wood.
Aerendyl: So long rest is four hours.
Aerendyl: Sure rest is two hours.
Aerendyl: Yeah, we’re lucky.
DM: As from the best that you can tell, they probably put the cover back on the secret entrance. Um, probably keep you from being disturbed.
DM: Um, but you finish your long-rest.
Aerendyl: Good.
Aerendyl: Just a shuffle of what I can just imagine the second to come in, Watson.
Aerendyl: Again, forgetting to close the secret passageway.
Aerendyl: I can’t believe I’m working under this man.
Aerendyl: Okay.
Aerendyl: I wake up and then I’m going to go back to the office.
Aerendyl: I guess I make my way outside.
Aerendyl: Because I want to see if I can tie up anything.
Aerendyl: Is this sucks, but I’m going to go back to the place I buried Melvin or Melvin.
Aerendyl: Because I forgot to rummage around his pockets.
DM: So, so, okay, repeat your plan. I’m sorry.
Aerendyl: You might have information.
Aerendyl: I was going to wake up.
Aerendyl: Leave the office. Unless there’s an exit outside.
Aerendyl: I would like to go back to where I buried the elf that Yanlar killed.
DM: Is there a particular reason why you told her to keep an eye out from Elvin? And then you said keep an eye out for anything that he does.
Aerendyl: Did I say keep an eye out for Melvin?
Aerendyl: Oh, I meant to say keep an eye out for anything related to his like…
Aerendyl: I said related to Melvin. I should have explained it better.
DM: Gotcha.
Aerendyl: It’s related to his work, his shady business, trafficking.
Aerendyl: That’s what I meant to say.
Aerendyl: Sorry. I can understand now why you were so confused for a second.
Aerendyl: In terms of meta gaming, if I go and gravedeg up Melvin and find his pockets, will I find anything?
DM: Yeah.
Aerendyl: I’m going to go back to where I buried the elf that I buried.
Aerendyl: Yeah, I did.
DM: Yes. Yes.
Aerendyl: When she finds them she’ll contact me.
Aerendyl: In that case, I’m trying to tie up loose ends as much as I can so I don’t fail on a side quest.
Aerendyl: I want to go back to the inn to do a last double check on her, see if she’s fine.
Aerendyl: So that’ll be where my destination is.
Aerendyl: I’m going to the end to see what’s happening.
DM: Okay. Um, yeah. So whenever you get to the end, I mean, keep in mind that you guys have done a whole lot in the span of a day.
DM: Um, last time you were here was yesterday morning. Um, so whatever you enter, she is still inside.
Aerendyl: That is true.
Aerendyl: OK.
DM: Although she is no longer talking to, would be that merchant or whatever rich guy was currently there.
DM: So instead, she is kind of behind the counter kind of hiding up.
Aerendyl: Tiny.
Aerendyl: Oh, she already signed.
Aerendyl: She’s getting ready.
Aerendyl: I guess I’ll just walk up to the counter.
Aerendyl: And you’re good?
DM: Hang on one second, pause.
Aerendyl: Oh
Aerendyl: you
DM: Super sorry, my guy. We have like a husband and a bird. See that thing. I’m sorry.
Aerendyl: you’re good you’re good now you’re good
Aerendyl: I could take three at once.
Aerendyl: Bitch.
Aerendyl: Ditty parties.
Aerendyl: We’re actually talking about eyewadies.
Aerendyl: Seagax.
Aerendyl: Yes, she’s tidying up.
Aerendyl: You needed a- you were about to ask, where were we doing last, weren’t you?
Aerendyl: I’m going to walk up to the counter and just like-
Aerendyl: I’m assuming you sold the place?
Aerendyl: She didn’t turn around. She hasn’t heard me or anything.
Aerendyl: I’m just going to be like, say you sold the place, huh?
Aerendyl: I’m going to go back to the counter and just like-
Aerendyl: She didn’t turn around.
Aerendyl: She hasn’t heard me or anything.
Aerendyl: Ah yes, I found a little underground hole that I could stay the night in.
Aerendyl: I see.
Aerendyl: Tomorrow morning that’s good, that’s good, where you headed?
Aerendyl: If I may ask.
Aerendyl: Oh yes, he gave you that D-dinity.
Aerendyl: Yes.
Aerendyl: Hmm, that’s a good place. I’ve never been there, but I’ve heard good things.
Aerendyl: I’ve been there. It was nice and pretty. It was great.
Aerendyl: Very nice. Wasn’t it, Maria, where I got on the boat?
Aerendyl: Yes. I met my future wife there.
Aerendyl: Now, are you sure?
Aerendyl: Oh yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Aerendyl: Oh yeah.
Aerendyl: So, from the last row, I went to a mayor. Oh, okay.
Aerendyl: Gotcha.
Aerendyl: Oh yes. It’s a good place. I’ve only been there once.
Aerendyl: But it looked nice.
Aerendyl: I will say it is bordering the last row. Be careful. Not too piss off any hiles.
DM: Well, I’m hoping that it’ll be a fresh start for us.
DM: I wasn’t planning on it.
Aerendyl: My people are very, very proud individuals. So, if you’ve hurt that pride or
Aerendyl: get under their skin, things can go pretty badly. Trust me. I would know. I’m one of them.
DM: I may understand.
DM: Thank you for the warning.
Aerendyl: Yes. Also avoid dark elves if you can, most likely to the refugees.
Aerendyl: No, there’s still some stragglers.
Aerendyl: I mean, the dream is for world eradication, but here we are.
Aerendyl: I said, that was the smile of my face.
DM: She just kind of says, well, anyways, what do you be needing a room for tonight?
Aerendyl: No, I’m just tying a blue sense. That sounds very threatening now that I say it out loud.
DM: Sorry.
Aerendyl: I’m just making sure that everything that I have done in this town stays in this town and
Aerendyl: doesn’t come back for me. And I never, never, mainly just one day. Make sure you’re all right and
DM: very well, okay? Best of luck to you I guess.
Aerendyl: that you’re good to go. Other than that, I don’t need anything. I’m just making sure that every
Aerendyl: place that I’ve been to just knows that if for some reason they need to find me, don’t.
Aerendyl: You too. Now, if for some reason your in-laws come looking for you,
DM: I don’t think I would do that.
Aerendyl: I don’t know, kill him. Hide the body.
Aerendyl: Inside check. Will she kill her in-laws if they come looking for her?
Aerendyl: Perception or inside?
DM: I don’t know what I had in real perception.
DM: I guess I would probably correct things.
Aerendyl: Okay. That is a 16.
Aerendyl: The fact that you got a role 2 scares me.
DM: I mean, I lost would we play the game?
Aerendyl: That is true, but normally if a character says they’re not going to kill someone, they most likely
Aerendyl: mean it. Yes, yes, as soon as she says that she would never do that, I give her like the slowest
DM: She appears to be lying and she would 100% kill her in laws.
Aerendyl: wink possible just like a… Ah, yeah, you would never. Yeah, yeah, yes.
DM: Anyways, best of luck to you and your journey.
Aerendyl: You too. Already. Good luck with the moving out and I just…
Aerendyl: I just appeared into the back.
Aerendyl: Um, I guess my next destination.
DM: Oh, may I ask what your generalized idea is here?
Aerendyl: Um, I’m going to go to the guard’s tower.
Aerendyl: To make sure there’s no bad blood and hopefully they don’t come looking for us.
Aerendyl: But I’m going to be like super polite and stuff.
Aerendyl: So I’m not going to like walk in, I’m just going to get to like the outside area.
DM: I know you’re going to hate me.
Aerendyl: You’re good.
Aerendyl: No, you’re good, you’re fine. I don’t blame you.
Aerendyl: Already, DM bot. How do we kill him?
Aerendyl: I like that idea. That’s a good idea.
Aerendyl: But what if we were to do it like a little more spectacularly? You know what I’m saying?
Aerendyl: Like, what if we add a little bit of flair to the plan?
Aerendyl: You don’t think flair would be good, dang, that’s that.
Aerendyl: That’s a really good plan, DM bot. You’re very smart intelligence, so might even say.
Aerendyl: And
Aerendyl: I’m going to do a little bit of the same thing.
DM: I’m so sorry. I know a horrible person.
Aerendyl: dominant.
Aerendyl: It’s fine.
Aerendyl: It’s fine.
Aerendyl: It’s fine.
Aerendyl: It’s fine.
Aerendyl: Luckily, I’m pretty much done with most of my things.
DM: Okay, so you head up to the guard tower.
Aerendyl: Oh, you mean…
DM: He immediately tenses up as the same guard that you guys basically blackmailed.
Aerendyl: Oh, the guy that I kept calling cute.
DM: Well, tricked into bringing you to the main office then again.
Aerendyl: It’s gonna be like, hey man, how you doing?
DM: I’m going to take his spear point to 20 says, look, just because of the commander said to you free to go does it mean you can come back.
Aerendyl: Hey, whoa.
Aerendyl: Hey, I’m here to apologize.
DM: Apollo, do you think that makes everything okay?
Aerendyl: To you and to everyone else.
Aerendyl: Well, maybe not okay, but you know, it might make my conscience feel better.
DM: I don’t bother. I don’t want to apologies.
Aerendyl: Oh, you don’t?
DM: You can see like a moment where he like thinks back to.
Aerendyl: This stuff I said earlier, or last time, I wasn’t lying.
DM: I don’t need your apologies. Keep through to yourselves.
Aerendyl: Objectively speaking, you’re a nice looking guy.
DM: No, no, I don’t know why you keep.
Aerendyl: So I’m saying.
DM: Just just move on with all lives.
Aerendyl: Okay, I’m just giving you a compliment.
Aerendyl: Sorry, geez.
Aerendyl: So I can speak to the commander.
DM: There’s a not a way in this.
Aerendyl: Do we need to do this again?
Aerendyl: I see that I’m raising your blood pressure.
Aerendyl: I would like to apologize once more.
DM: I’m going to go get the watch commander by self. He will decide and we can go from there.
Aerendyl: That’s fine.
DM: You just stay here.
Aerendyl: That’s fine.
Aerendyl: I’m just trying to apologize.
DM: What side?
Aerendyl: I will stay here.
DM: Not inside. Don’t follow me.
Aerendyl: What?
Aerendyl: May I ask…
Aerendyl: May I at least ask your name?
DM: No, you may not.
Aerendyl: Tinnically you’re obligated to give your badge number and your name.
DM: I don’t know where you heard that.
Aerendyl: It’s in the rule book.
DM: That’s not.
Aerendyl: Can I persuade him?
DM: Please do.
Aerendyl: Can I persuade him to think that it’s in the rule book?
Aerendyl: Okay, I need to do a persuasion check.
Aerendyl: Let me get my thing out.
Aerendyl: Okay, perform a persuasion check.
DM: I don’t know.
Aerendyl: Okay, that is a…
Aerendyl: I’m going to actually…
Aerendyl: I’m going to lucky this.
Aerendyl: I’m so glad I lucky that.
Aerendyl: Because that is a dirty 20.
Aerendyl: Yes.
DM: It wasn’t.
Aerendyl: Section C-28.
Aerendyl: I just wanted to say I am sorry.
DM: Very well. My name is Hidden Nogo.
DM: I don’t know why you need to know that.
Aerendyl: I had no bull.
Aerendyl: Is that your name?
Aerendyl: Did I say that right?
DM: I’m sorry. What did you say?
Aerendyl: Is his name Hennn Noble?
DM: Hidden H-E-T-E-N.
Aerendyl: Hennn.
DM: Yeah.
Aerendyl: I just wanted to say I’m sorry.
Aerendyl: I just wanted to say that now.
Aerendyl: If you would mind grabbing the commander if he’s willing.
Aerendyl: I just want to clear the air.
DM: Very well. I will go see if he’s available.
Aerendyl: Good.
Aerendyl: Thank you.
Aerendyl: It’s got a nice ass.
DM: You got the.
Aerendyl: I’m going to not say that.
Aerendyl: I was just doing that.
Aerendyl: Is there any other guards around?
DM: There is another guard.
Aerendyl: I’m going to be a little bit more careful.
DM: You won’t notice him.
Aerendyl: This feels like I’m on Hulu with ads.
DM: Sorry. That was golden.
Aerendyl: I could read your lips saying that.
DM: Very shady.
Aerendyl: He’s wearing shiny armor.
Aerendyl: Does he look gay?
DM: I’m sorry.
DM: Think of the most gay person you have ever seen.
Aerendyl: He looks…
Aerendyl: Hey, you, Mr. Guard.
Aerendyl: Talk with you for a second.
DM: Yes. How can I help you?
Aerendyl: Well, you know, the other guard that I was talking to.
Aerendyl: I’m pretty good friends with him.
Aerendyl: And he seems to be that of a lonely sort.
Aerendyl: And, you know, he said in privacy that he really likes you.
Aerendyl: And I’m just trying to help a brother out.
DM: I don’t know.
Aerendyl: Yes, he said he was very into you.
Aerendyl: And yes, we are.
Aerendyl: I do believe so.
Aerendyl: I do believe that was the word he chose.
Aerendyl: Well, you know, you should try giving him some more hints.
DM: I always thought it was straight.
Aerendyl: There’s always a chance, my friend.
DM: I just didn’t even mention anything.
DM: Now there’s a chance.
DM: Maybe all right.
Aerendyl: You know, you should approach him as any normal man would.
Aerendyl: And ask him out to just go grab a bite to eat at the local bar.
DM: You sure he said that about me.
Aerendyl: And then things might go somewhere, you never know.
Aerendyl: Well, he did it, say it exactly.
Aerendyl: But, you know, he’s very shy on the inside.
Aerendyl: But he was hinting at it.
DM: I’m sorry.
Aerendyl: The one that was just over there and then walked back, you know, very afraid of me.
Aerendyl: You never know.
DM: Thank you. What’s your name?
Aerendyl: My name is Yenla.
Aerendyl: Thank you.
Aerendyl: You’re welcome.
Aerendyl: I’m going to go back away for him.
Aerendyl: Oh, before he does, I’m just going to, before I live, I’m just going to,
DM: Really?
Aerendyl: before I live, I’m just going to, before I live, I’m just going to,
Aerendyl: talk to him.
Aerendyl: You should compliment him.
Aerendyl: He really likes some weird compliments.
Aerendyl: He gets very shy when you compliment him about his, you know, muscular body.
DM: I never thought you would appreciate confidence.
Aerendyl: He does, yes.
Aerendyl: You know, it’s very shy.
Aerendyl: But, you know, shyness is a form of, you know, happiness to some.
DM: Thanks for the heads up.
Aerendyl: You should try it.
Aerendyl: Are you?
DM: Thank you.
Aerendyl: I’m going to get back to what I was doing.
Aerendyl: Good luck.
Aerendyl: And I’m going to, I’m going to go back Olha, what is your name?
DM: I’m sorry.
Aerendyl: Yenla, Yenla, Yenla Winseeker.
Aerendyl: Yenla, Yenla Winseeker.
Aerendyl: And I please, whatever Nate’s new character comes, can I please introduce myself as Yenla?
Aerendyl: I can’t do anything about it now because Yenla is gone.
Aerendyl: Hey, sis right there, Yenla just says Aaron.
Aerendyl: All right, I’m away for the card if he ever comes back.
Aerendyl: I’m going to get back to what I was doing.
Aerendyl: No problem.
Aerendyl: I had a very good chat with some of the other guards here.
Aerendyl: That’s fun.
Aerendyl: Nice.
Aerendyl: Hey, that’s all I wanted.
Aerendyl: I passed, passed along that I am deeply sorry for how we acted, especially with the chair incident.
Aerendyl: If you ask him, he will not tell you.
Aerendyl: And I don’t think I should tell you either because then he’ll get really upset.
DM: I see.
Aerendyl: I wish you a lovely night tonight at the bar.
Aerendyl: And I just turn around and walk away.
Aerendyl: Imagine he’s actually gay.
Aerendyl: And I just gave soulmates their chance.
Aerendyl: And Yenlaer gets invited not me.
Aerendyl: And I was like, hey, I’m not going to be here.
Aerendyl: I’m just going to be here.
Aerendyl: It’s just random wedding.
DM: I was pretty random.
Aerendyl: They invited me.
Aerendyl: Me and my wife just went.
Aerendyl: Pretty weird.
Aerendyl: They said I.
Aerendyl: I’m not going to be here.
DM: Now where do you plan to go?
Aerendyl: Time skipping everything.
Aerendyl: I would like to go back to the warehouse and chill and wait for information to arrive.
Aerendyl: No matter how many days that takes.
Aerendyl: I would know how.
Aerendyl: Yeah, I just can’t wait up.
Aerendyl: I don’t know what.
Aerendyl: I’m just.
Aerendyl: I’m out of all the people who was in and out of this office.
Aerendyl: Who would you say is the most?
Aerendyl: Do you know if any like hidden goodies in this room?
Aerendyl: Are you sure about that?
Aerendyl: Well, you never know who’s watching you.
Aerendyl: And I take the painting.
Aerendyl: And I take it off.
Aerendyl: I’m trying to figure out what’s in the side of it.
Aerendyl: Just for my curiosity.
Aerendyl: Do we have anyone currently here who’s good at.
Aerendyl: You know, trying to unlock things that don’t have locks.
Aerendyl: I’m not sure if I can make it.
DM: I believe they have a spell.
Aerendyl: How much would it cost to hire you?
Aerendyl: Bring him over as soon as possible.
Aerendyl: Within the hour, that’s even better.
Aerendyl: Keep doing good and you might get a promotion.
Aerendyl: I don’t know a better second income end.
Aerendyl: I don’t know.
Aerendyl: It just means more pay.
Aerendyl: What do you mean?
Aerendyl: Am I getting fired?
Aerendyl: No, I’m just going to pay you more.
Aerendyl: Last time you never said promotion, he killed the man.
Aerendyl: You’re getting promoted to hell.
Aerendyl: That’s crazy.
Aerendyl: You’re right.
Aerendyl: I never got the guards, the gayards name.
Aerendyl: I’m not sure if I can make it.
Aerendyl: Does that name ever mean anything in this town?
Aerendyl: He just likes going around saying his full name.
Aerendyl: That’s pretty gay.
Aerendyl: Does this warehouse have like its own like like tinkering station with like a blacksmith set up?
DM: No, there’s not unfortunately.
Aerendyl: So there’s nothing like a forge.
DM: It really is just a warehouse with an office and a secret room to sleep in.
DM: There’s nothing over there that you could use.
Aerendyl: Yeah, nothing, nothing like that.
Aerendyl: How far away is the blacksmith that we killed?
DM: That’s across town.
DM: So good.
Aerendyl: Ten minute walk.
DM: 10 minutes walk.
Aerendyl: Twenty minute travel.
DM: 10 minutes walk.
Aerendyl: Can I since I have an hour until the the major gets here, I would like to.
Aerendyl: True.
DM: Well, she said within the hour, it’s possible it takes a little us 15 minutes.
Aerendyl: Then I’ll just stay.
Aerendyl: I’ll just stay and.
Aerendyl: I would like to work on the blueprints for my grappling hook.
Aerendyl: See if I can.
DM: Okay, go ahead and roll a intelligence check.
Aerendyl: Make it better and perfect.
Aerendyl: I’m good at intelligence.
Aerendyl: Am I good at intelligence?
DM: You should be.
Aerendyl: I should be.
DM: You’re still casting.
Aerendyl: Yeah, I have a plus eight.
DM: Good Lord, why is this water taste so tasty?
DM: Are you making me that’s 23?
Aerendyl: That is an 18, but I can make it a 23.
Aerendyl: I am making it a 23.
Aerendyl: I’m going to have a lot of long rests.
DM: All right.
DM: With that’s 23 good, so.
DM: You are able to find a couple inefficiencies in your design.
DM: Can I go through some iterations?
DM: It’s turning more less and less like a proof of concept.
DM: And more and more like the actual proper design.
DM: However, at about 38 minutes in.
DM: She kind of knocks on the door.
DM: I have to visit here.
Aerendyl: Good.
DM: She kind of opens the door.
Aerendyl: Bring him in.
DM: As she opens the door and a very old.
DM: And with gray hair, you’re very stereotypical wizard.
Aerendyl: I see.
DM: Nothing too much stands out about him.
DM: Although he does seem to be on the very much older side.
DM: He’s using his staff not only as a spell casting focus, but also to lean on.
DM: He has trouble like he’s that old.
DM: So as he kind of walks in and he looks around.
DM: Why are we invisible?
DM: I just imagined.
Aerendyl: Oh, I take the hood off.
DM: Hello, I imagine you’re now the leader of this.
Aerendyl: Yes, yes, I have recently acquired the position of CEO here.
DM: I’m thinking into a prize.
DM: She just kind of like books at you and just kind of says.
DM: Play along.
DM: Yes, this bank has always been very good to me.
DM: I’ve taken a couple of loans for some spell casting requirements.
DM: The payments have always been fair.
DM: I understand that you just need my assistance with something.
DM: And I will be, some of my tit will be making off a little bit.
Aerendyl: Yes, indeed.
DM: Well, what do you put?
Aerendyl: This safe behind me was managed by the previous owner and he did not tell me how to open it.
Aerendyl: If you can manage to open this safe with some of your spells, I will generously clear off.
Aerendyl: 40% of your debt.
DM: You are certainly nicer than the previous operator of the establishment.
DM: I was really sure I have a spell here somewhere where did I put my spell book.
Aerendyl: Damn, Shane got older.
DM: Oh, it’s on my hip.
DM: I’m sorry.
DM: Okay, let’s see.
Aerendyl: Take your time.
Aerendyl: Take your time.
Aerendyl: I still got hundreds of years to live.
DM: Kind of reaches into his pocket and pulls out some glasses.
DM: I’m just kind of just like a really old person thing.
DM: I was supposed to see her.
DM: You know, no, that’s a fireball.
DM: No, not that one.
DM: That would never work.
DM: No, no.
DM: No, you’re…
DM: There’s a funny story behind this one.
Aerendyl: Thank you.
DM: You know, back years ago, I went to adventuring with some of my fellow friends.
DM: We found a goblin camp.
DM: My friends, they had some very…
DM: You know, they were some smart fellas, you know.
DM: And we had me cast this spell.
DM: I don’t know if you were aware of it or not.
DM: It’s called a Greece, yes.
DM: And they had me just tore more and more and more onto them.
DM: Basically, I was exhausted for days.
DM: It was anyway, long story short.
DM: We burned them all to the ground of the pigs they are.
DM: That’s…
Aerendyl: I like the way you think.
DM: Yes, yes.
DM: Well, the goblin’s a horrible monster.
DM: Oh, yes, yes, here we got knock.
DM: Knock, knock.
DM: I know what was in here somewhere.
DM: Alright, let’s see.
Aerendyl: That’s good.
DM: Yes, well…
DM: This is gonna take a little bit.
DM: Do you have any…
DM: Do you have any taffy?
Aerendyl: Taffy.
Aerendyl: I look over to the second I’m keen.
Aerendyl: Do we have Taffy here?
DM: She just kind of says,
DM: Actually, we do.
DM: In preparation of your arrival, we made sure to get some of your favorites.
DM: And she kind of peaks up the door and grabs a little bolshas.
DM: Here’s your taffy.
Aerendyl: There you go.
Aerendyl: Good.
DM: Do you know what this is?
Aerendyl: Yes, you’re Taffy.
DM: Thank you.
DM: It’s okay, it’s just so nice.
Aerendyl: We spiked him with weed, right?
DM: Why would you want a spike here with weed?
DM: Hey, smelly obvious.
Aerendyl: Damn, I’m sick.
DM: No, no, it’s not spiked with weed.
Aerendyl: I’m sick.
DM: As you know, he just…
Aerendyl: I’m sick.
DM: I get this split second, he goes,
DM: Alright, well, I sort of knock like in a very commanding voice.
Aerendyl: I’m sick.
DM: As just for a moment, you see a lot of magic power coming from him.
Aerendyl: I’m sick.
DM: And the safe just kind of pops up a little bit.
DM: He says,
DM: You know, I still have it in me, you know.
DM: Well, is there anything else that you need of me?
Aerendyl: Since I have you, can I pull out the magical stone that I got from the underground that I still have?
DM: Yes, yes.
DM: The magic, you mean the spinnistone?
DM: I can pull it up a little bit of items.
Aerendyl: I don’t know.
Aerendyl: Yeah, it was like the, their, their name something.
DM: We’ve got…
DM: They’re umbra stones.
Aerendyl: It was, it was.
Aerendyl: I’m not sure.
Aerendyl: Umber stones.
DM: Yeah, there was…
DM: There were two that were somehow powering it.
Aerendyl: What was the one that was powering machinery at what was it Natalie’s place?
DM: There was a cyan one, there was yellow one.
DM: I don’t know.
Aerendyl: I’m going to pull out the stone that I have and be like.
Aerendyl: I was wondering if you knew anything about them like maybe the cyan variance or the yellow variance.
DM: I don’t remember.
DM: I don’t remember seeing that.
DM: Can I hold it then?
DM: Hello, sweetheart.
DM: Well, you know, it seems to be striking resemblance to old magic items.
Aerendyl: I’m going to pull out the magical stone that I got from the underground that I got from the underground.
DM: Where can they were forged with iron instead of enhanced with magic?
DM: I would bet if I…
DM: You once again since a little bit of magic, you know,
DM: leaving his fingertips into the stone.
Aerendyl: Did he just, did he just recharge it?
DM: And it begins to spin.
DM: Oh, yes, that’s…
DM: Here’s the…
DM: That’s the…
DM: He says,
DM: That’s where there’s a lot of resemblance to the old magic items we used to have.
DM: I think they’re called relics nowadays, but…
DM: It does seem a little bit different.
Aerendyl: Interesting.
Aerendyl: If I pick up the stone, does it look different now?
Aerendyl: Is it like, did he like put anything into it?
DM: I mean, it’s still actively trying to spin as you pick it up.
DM: Whereas previously it seemed kind of like a piece of coal, right?
DM: Where it was very dull, a dull black.
DM: Now it seems to be closer to like a city and where it’s a shiny black.
DM: He says,
DM: I would imagine just like previous items if it works on similar concepts.
DM: It will probably not last for long like that though.
Aerendyl: I had a feeling.
DM: Oh, it’s worth pleasure doing business with you, as I’m sure it will continue to be.
DM: Please do let me know if you require my stances again.
Aerendyl: I will.
DM: No, no, thank you.
Aerendyl: Thank you very much for stopping by.
DM: As you kind of turn the begins to walk out the room.
Aerendyl: I’m going to look to the second and command and just ask.
DM: And only 50 gold.
Aerendyl: How much did he always.
DM: Very well.
Aerendyl: That’s so sad, but mark down 45%.
DM: He’s certainly an order, gentlemen.
DM: He’s been baking with us for years.
Aerendyl: It’s good to hear 50 gold coins.
Aerendyl: A lot of money for a commoner.
DM: Yes, he’s always been good on his payments.
Aerendyl: That’s very good to hear.
DM: Yes.
Aerendyl: If you could do me a favor.
Aerendyl: I’m willing to stay longer if you can find out any information on these things called Umberstones.
DM: Cognata.
DM: She is called not is that a nation or a cave?
Aerendyl: They are acquired from the underground place of what was it called?
Aerendyl: Colnata. Have you ever heard of it?
DM: or a cave? She kind of…
Aerendyl: It is a nation filled with ill-dizard people.
DM: She kind of paused. No, I personally have not heard anything of the sort.
Aerendyl: Underground.
Aerendyl: Well, that was back in.
DM: Well, the entire nation of Fluminavia.
Aerendyl: Brow notter, right?
DM: Upon intended or not intended.
Aerendyl: Or the actual place where Brow notter resides.
Aerendyl: It resides in Numanavia, but it might still be reaching to here.
DM: If you dig up in the information.
Aerendyl: If you can dig up any information on that, I would be grateful.
Aerendyl: I didn’t even notice the pun.
DM: And very well, I will put some feelings out.
Aerendyl: Oh, pun not intended.
DM: Although I should warn you, I don’t think I’ve ever heard of anything like that.
Aerendyl: Well, it doesn’t matter if you’ve heard of it or not, I’ve been there.
DM: I see. Okay, I’ll definitely do some asking.
Aerendyl: And this stone is proof.
Aerendyl: And I need it.
Aerendyl: But if you can’t find anything within two days, let me know.
DM: Very well. And I will… I’ll go see what I can do.
Aerendyl: And then we can avoid that topic and just arrange the ride.
Aerendyl: And I can get out of here for now.
DM: Is everything else you require of me?
Aerendyl: Um, you know,
Aerendyl: how would you like to temporarily be the boss when I’m away?
Aerendyl: Like fully.
DM: She just kind of chuckles. I mean, no offense to you at all.
DM: But I kind of already have the responsibility of being the boss.
Aerendyl: It is true.
DM: I just don’t get to make the big decisions.
Aerendyl: The thing is, that’s what I’m asking.
Aerendyl: Do you want to make the big decisions?
DM: Well, I certainly think I would… I’d be able to do the job.
Aerendyl: All righty.
DM: Very well. Thank you.
Aerendyl: I will think about it and I’ll get back to you.
DM: She turns around and leaves.
Aerendyl: What’s in this safe?
DM: My friend.
Aerendyl: Yeah, don’t tell me it’s nothing.
DM: As you open the door.
DM: Wisdom saving throw.
Aerendyl: Wow, wow, you’re an asshole.
Aerendyl: Wait.
DM: It’s other than wisdom saving throw.
Aerendyl: You asshole.
Aerendyl: Uh, wisdom, wisdom, wisdom, wisdom.
Aerendyl: Oh, I got a plus zero to wisdom.
DM: Oh, will.
Aerendyl: That’s fine.
Aerendyl: I got a plus five to everything.
Aerendyl: Why are you mocking Andrew?
DM: Oh, baby, can you be?
Aerendyl: That’s lucky.
Aerendyl: I have another lucky, right?
Aerendyl: I have another one.
Aerendyl: Yeah, I do have another lucky.
Aerendyl: Oh, oh, yes.
Aerendyl: Yes, your DCs aren’t that high.
Aerendyl: So I’m not going to use it at eight at 23.
Aerendyl: I got scared midway through.
Aerendyl: I was going to say.
Aerendyl: Well, no, I was going to do 18, but then I decided to use flash of genius.
Aerendyl: So glad I’m so glad.
DM: Oh, baby.
Aerendyl: With my metal hand, can I pick it up and see if I can read it?
Aerendyl: What the fuck have you put in this thing, dude?
Aerendyl: What is this?
DM: As you kind of look at it, you are able to read it as it is just written in common.
Aerendyl: What have you done?
Aerendyl: I would like to read it.
DM: Would you like to read it?
DM: Anyone like to read it?
DM: Very well.
DM: Very well.
DM: That’s also how to read it.
DM: There you go.
Aerendyl: I’m glad she referred to as the supplicant enters.
Aerendyl: And they beat this guy.
Aerendyl: The ability to drain vitality from the living with the tall hutch?
DM: Thank you.
Aerendyl: It’s an additional binding clause.
Aerendyl: The supplicant shall not relent nor turn aside from the skull.
Aerendyl: For the unbreakable oath.
Aerendyl: Should the supplicant attempt to defy her to destroy the contract?
Aerendyl: The flesh will win her.
Aerendyl: The bone shall break.
Aerendyl: What?
Aerendyl: First and second warning.
Aerendyl: This contract is bound by the unholy sylgell of the penetrator marked in the ink of shadow.
Aerendyl: Sided in blood and shadow, Clark Moon blood.
Aerendyl: Seal in perfect smudged inked.
Aerendyl: Corrections attempted, but abandoned.
Aerendyl: Did I just stumble across his contract?
Aerendyl: Which means I’m not the benefactor or anybody.
Aerendyl: I can rip it and he dies.
Aerendyl: Right?
Aerendyl: You know, it states that if he tries to do it.
Aerendyl: This is if he tries to destroy it.
Aerendyl: Oh, I say I see.
DM: I don’t know.
Aerendyl: This seems like something important to him.
DM: Probably.
Aerendyl: I’m going to put it in my bag of holding.
DM: I’m going to keep this audio.
Aerendyl: For now, yes, I went shame to look at it.
DM: Okay. Very well.
Aerendyl: Have I ever heard of anything related to the pact of the blood moon?
DM: No, not specifically.
Aerendyl: Oh my gosh.
DM: I’m going to read it.
Aerendyl: Can I roll a history check to see?
Aerendyl: Not even if I rolled my max, which could be like a 28.
DM: Sorry.
Aerendyl: That’s right.
Aerendyl: When else sleep, it says I can dream.
Aerendyl: If that’s the case, can I dream of the name?
Aerendyl: I can dream.
Aerendyl: I never knew that was.
Aerendyl: Does that mean I can dream?
Aerendyl: I could do like mental training to perfect something.
Aerendyl: I can’t believe it.
Aerendyl: So it’s not creating anything.
Aerendyl: It’s just mimicking what we know and see.
Aerendyl: Is it possible to think?
Aerendyl: What time is it now?
Aerendyl: Like four or five?
Aerendyl: I would like to be in my chair, meditating while trying to think.
Aerendyl: That’s good.
DM: Are you taking a short rest or long rest or are you just trying to meditate?
Aerendyl: I guess I’ll try to take a long rest while I’m at it so I can charge up my stuff.
Aerendyl: And my history check will be a 29.
Aerendyl: I got a 16 plus 8 plus 5.
DM: Wow.
Aerendyl: I’m assuming I got my long rest, right?
Aerendyl: I’ll just do that.
Aerendyl: If I had an idea that I may have read it in a book as a child or in school, can I send a message using leaf wise messenger to my comrade, not like my family?
Aerendyl: I just want to put the note just like does this name ring a bell?
Aerendyl: And I’m just going to put the name there.
Aerendyl: Or does writing the name kind of just like make me into a pack to the demon now?
DM: Who knows?
Aerendyl: Who knows?
Aerendyl: But yeah, I would like to send that with leaf wise messenger.
DM: You sent it.
DM: I’m going to read it.
Aerendyl: That is fine.
Aerendyl: In that case, for the majority of time, I’m just going to be waiting on.
Aerendyl: I heard to get back to me, him to get back to me.
Aerendyl: And in the meantime, just tinker around with the grappling hooks to make them ready for an actual build attempt.
Aerendyl: So that’s what we’ll just pass time.
DM: What did you say you’re kind of waiting on just like in general you’re going to wait multiple days or.
Aerendyl: I’m waiting as much time as it takes for either him to respond to me or hurt to get back to me with anything on number stones or the trip to the other place.
DM: Well, as you wait and wait and wait.
DM: She doesn’t come back but you do get a response from your leaf wise messenger.
DM: Another, which I’m going to call it, a leaf from your by plant kind of loads to you.
DM: The usual, when you grab it and read it, essentially he says that the name sounds familiar but he couldn’t find anything to corroborate that name.
Aerendyl: Gotcha.
DM: He said this back after a couple of hours so it’s pretty clear that he has been thinking about this.
DM: I’m actually trying to do some research for you.
Aerendyl: Got it.
Aerendyl: I guess for the most part, I’m just awaiting her, making sure that everything’s good.
Aerendyl: Just the normal.
DM: Well, as you wait and wait, the hours began to tick by until it’s now definitely like midnight if not later.
DM: Did you want to go out and go to sleep?
DM: You just go to sleep since you took a long rest earlier.
Aerendyl: I’m just going to take a while rest earlier.
Aerendyl: I’ll just keep fiddling around with the blueprints trying to find out if there’s any impurities imperfections and then try to make like an actual like state where I can build it fully.
DM: Go ahead and roll me another.
Aerendyl: So I’m just wasting time here.
DM: We’ll go just intelligence check for that.
Aerendyl: Intelligence, that’s 26.
DM: 26.
DM: You definitely make progress.
DM: Just generalize nothing.
DM: No big milestones or anything that you had.
Aerendyl: Yes, 26, 26.
Aerendyl: Good.
DM: Go ahead and get over here.
Aerendyl: As long as I’m getting closer and closer, I want to be able to do like get over here.
DM: Well, computer.
Aerendyl: What happened there?
Aerendyl: Computer.
DM: Computer.
DM: How do I put the joker in the fandom’s own quickest route? No freeways.
Aerendyl: Peter.
Aerendyl: Quickstrap, everywhere.
Aerendyl: I love that movie so much.
DM: Okay, it’s back.
Aerendyl: This foundry dead.
DM: We’re good. That was weird.
Aerendyl: There we go.
Aerendyl: Now.
DM: Anyways, I’m sorry.
DM: You say you’re going to take an app or not?
Aerendyl: I already rested earlier.
Aerendyl: Sound good.
DM: Well, you kind of just are sitting there doing your own stuff, generalized working on your blueprints as the hours roll by into the morning as you hear people kind of doing stuff outside the office in the warehouse.
DM: You know, getting stuff done into the afternoon and the evening.
DM: Then night as you then decide it’s probably best to go to bed.
DM: Probably.
Aerendyl: I’ll sleep this night.
DM: Do you take a take a nice long rest?
DM: You know, you wake up morning afternoon.
DM: And then finally that evening she comes and knocks on the door.
Aerendyl: Come in.
DM: Hey, so we weren’t able to find anything about any of the topics of conversation.
Aerendyl: Interesting.
Aerendyl: I had a feeling.
DM: It appears that the previous boss clock here is nowhere to be found as far as we can tell.
DM: Nobody is.
Aerendyl: It’s fine.
Aerendyl: I have leverage on him anyways.
DM: Okay. Nobody has heard of a call, not a or an umberstone.
DM: I did, however, get to talk with the with our transportation friend.
Aerendyl: I’m not going to sleep.
DM: He said transportation into barn transit is going to be more expensive than it was just to go to snorvel.
Aerendyl: How much?
DM: So it would be about 14,000.
Aerendyl: 14,000 gold or 1,400 gold.
DM: Well, I’m not that he quoted me was 14,000.
Aerendyl: And how much was the other trip?
DM: The free and there was 12,500.
Aerendyl: It’s a lot of money.
Aerendyl: How much do I have?
Aerendyl: You bastard.
Aerendyl: You looked at my gold can’t do you?
DM: I actually did not.
Aerendyl: I have 14,000.
DM: I started.
DM: I thought that I thought you were getting some but oops.
Aerendyl: For any reason, do they owe us anything?
DM: Well, they do actually.
DM: They was fed back whenever they were setting up the original enterprise somewhere in the neighborhood of.
DM: Pists to be about 8,000.
Aerendyl: I don’t know.
Aerendyl: Contact them and say if we can remove their debt,
DM: I will reach up to them shortly.
Aerendyl: and I pay 3000 extra if they accept that.
DM: And she kind of turns around and leaves.
DM: And at that we’re going to take a quick brief pause because my sister hates us playing games.
Aerendyl: I was expecting the ads to do.
Aerendyl: I’m not going to sleep.
DM: So,
DM: so.
DM: meth and drugs are good for the bones.
Aerendyl: They are all.
DM: So after a short bit, and by a short bit, I mean like four hours,
Aerendyl: They are all.
DM: she comes back and says, well, I discussed it with them and they have agreed
Aerendyl: They are all.
DM: under the criteria that you carry no luggage.
Aerendyl: They are all.
DM: They do not.
DM: Fantastic.
Aerendyl: They are all.
DM: They’ve just asked some preliminary questions, your average weight and roughly when you would like to leave.
Aerendyl: I want to write a letter.
DM: Thank you.
Aerendyl: Before I ask what time I write a letter.
DM: Well, well, forget.
Aerendyl: Yes.
DM: We’re hoping to have the entirety of the cognitive,
Aerendyl: So.
DM: fluent, kind of part of our network.
DM: However, after that, we are unsure as to plans after possibly
DM: expanding into Nizama.
DM: Probably not living up yet.
DM: Oh, then you have it heard.
Aerendyl: The moon ever is not the best place at the moment.
Aerendyl: The Queen’s kind of going crazy.
DM: The queen was found assassinated.
Aerendyl: I heard what spilled the details.
Aerendyl: Oh, it’s just flexing.
DM: I’m not sure if I can get it.
Aerendyl: No.
Aerendyl: Oh, no.
Aerendyl: No, no, no, no, no.
Aerendyl: What?
DM: I guess the captain’s whatever there’s a plot law that you guys just say,
DM: I will bother with it later.
Aerendyl: Well, other things came up and she told us not to come to her.
DM: Until she then gave you guys a, hey, you guys should probably do this,
Aerendyl: Right.
DM: like as soon as possible because this is semi important.
DM: It’s over there in the near brimstone.
DM: There’s a girl that needs that.
DM: I think it’s like, okay, now.
Aerendyl: Did we not do that?
Aerendyl: I thought we did.
Aerendyl: We were in Brentstone.
DM: You guys were, but you’d never venture into the woods to the Northeast.
Aerendyl: Where we not.
Aerendyl: I thought we did that.
DM: No.
Aerendyl: Wasn’t our plan literally to go to Bondtrant?
Aerendyl: Do that task and then leave?
DM: I think you guys just forgot.
Aerendyl: Did we just forget?
Aerendyl: Because I could have sworn the original plan was to go to Bondtrant.
Aerendyl: We’re going out of the way to Bondtrant.
Aerendyl: Finish the Queen’s mission.
Aerendyl: And then go do our personal things.
DM: You mean brimstone, I believe.
Aerendyl: Yeah, Brentstone.
DM: Yeah, I, I, I, I think that was the original plan, but then you all got distracted by other stuff.
Aerendyl: I could have sworn.
Aerendyl: Hey, we’re only human.
DM: I’m only human.
Aerendyl: It’s not my bad.
DM: It’s not a problem anymore.
Aerendyl: It’s not my fault that the DM decided to kill him.
Aerendyl: She did.
DM: The she continues.
Aerendyl: Fuck.
DM: Yeah, the queen was found dead.
DM: Many believe assassinated, but there’s not been confirmed reports.
DM: The nation is currently being threatened by a council.
Aerendyl: Interesting.
Aerendyl: As the first I’ve heard of that.
DM: You’re fault, and I don’t understand.
Aerendyl: And it may or may not be our fault.
Aerendyl: I used to work for the Queen.
DM: Oh.
Aerendyl: That is.
Aerendyl: And apparently it’s now coming to my attention that the last order she gave us
Aerendyl: to go do something.
Aerendyl: I’d have been the thing that could have saved her.
DM: Well, I would not mention that to anybody from Lebje.
Aerendyl: Yeah.
Aerendyl: I just realized how dumb I am.
DM: I understand that the new leadership is very different than the policy views.
Aerendyl: I was like, what is it that we all saw?
Aerendyl: Like the last time we were in Luminovia, there was just one guy who was like vying for power.
DM: I’m sorry.
Aerendyl: It’s him.
Aerendyl: Yeah, I had a feeling.
Aerendyl: I knew I could taste it because of your cliche ass story writing.
DM: Excuse me.
Aerendyl: Butter, you put me in a weird room and said, OK, look for stuff.
Aerendyl: Is there a bookcase?
Aerendyl: Yeah.
Aerendyl: Secret door.
Aerendyl: No, I’m talking about last.
Aerendyl: I should when we went to the basement.
Aerendyl: And I had a bookshelf.
Aerendyl: And yeah, does you look at this notebooks and no butter and no butter.
Aerendyl: Is there scuff marks on the floor?
Aerendyl: Yes.
Aerendyl: I haven’t seen Arnia in so long, dude.
DM: I totally didn’t want the armoria straight from this little.
DM: So popular book and movie series.
DM: The line that which the wardrobe.
Aerendyl: I need to add the movies to the jellyfin.
Aerendyl: They’re so good.
DM: They really are their literal peak.
DM: They’re literally thinking Jesus.
DM: This is a fanfic by the way.
DM: I don’t know if you’re like quite that, but.
Aerendyl: Literally.
Aerendyl: Yeah.
Aerendyl: It’s amazing.
Aerendyl: We love it.
DM: Anyway, it’s back to the topic at hand.
Aerendyl: So she’s dead.
Aerendyl: OK, cool.
Aerendyl: Not cool.
Aerendyl: That sucks.
Aerendyl: There goes my personal forge.
Aerendyl: I guess I’ll just have to set up my own forge when I get my house with my wife.
DM: Yeah, well.
DM: Yeah.
Aerendyl: Well, in that case, I guess that’s all we have to talk about.
Aerendyl: So yeah, you’ll be in charge.
Aerendyl: Every fresh of the month just send me like a detailed report or semi detailed report to spend the sales happening.
Aerendyl: And you said you had your branching out and you have a location and bond.
DM: Um, yes, we actually have currently a post in judicare, although it’s a small post.
Aerendyl: Right.
DM: And we have a couple of feelers out in discernea.
Aerendyl: If I were to let’s say.
DM: Unfortunately, we don’t have anybody until I do yet.
Aerendyl: Land in judicare.
DM: I believe travel by carriage between judicare and intellectuals two days.
Aerendyl: Meet with them.
Aerendyl: And then wanted to travel by carriage to intellect it.
Aerendyl: How much do you think that would be for travel these.
Aerendyl: Yeah.
DM: I believe.
Aerendyl: Yes.
DM: Well, one night.
Aerendyl: Is that worth it?
Aerendyl: Do you think to like establish myself as the leader?
DM: Well, I’m not entirely sure it’d be necessary as.
Aerendyl: I think that’s what I’m saying.
DM: Oh, thank you for reminding me as she kind of reaches into a pocket and also a metal.
DM: nor the volume.
Aerendyl: Hmm.
DM: Essentially on the front.
DM: There are.
DM: It’s basically a hand with 10 fingers.
Aerendyl: It’s an overload references in it.
DM: But that’s all the what?
DM: Oh.
Aerendyl: I remember there was something called like the 10 fingers and overlord.
Aerendyl: I remember there’s supposed to be like a table with like 10 fingers and there was people sitting in them.
DM: They have the eight fingers.
Aerendyl: Yeah, that house close.
Aerendyl: So what the symbolizes that I am the leader.
DM: Um, essentially, yes.
DM: For the record can I just.
DM: Can I can I tell you what they’re in the middle so you can make fun of me for my other original writing.
Aerendyl: Yeah.
DM: Okay, where they.
DM: Is the fingers discount.
DM: Where would sing the five finger discount.
Aerendyl: So how set are we on this name?
Aerendyl: The five finger discount.
DM: But you know, it’s just the fingers discount.
Aerendyl: How set away on the fingers discount being our business name?
DM: I’ve not said it all.
Aerendyl: Who came up with it?
DM: Clark.
Aerendyl: Then we decided to contract with the demon and then he made it the 10 fingers discount.
DM: He did what?
Aerendyl: Oh, you didn’t know.
DM: No.
Aerendyl: Well, I’m assuming it’s a demon.
DM: I mean, yeah, so just assume that it’d be cold or something.
Aerendyl: Remember the safe back there.
Aerendyl: That’s what I hoped.
DM: Yeah.
Aerendyl: But no, it was a contract.
Aerendyl: A blood oath.
DM: If.
Aerendyl: He’s a powerful individual with that thing.
Aerendyl: That’s why I said I had leverage because if I rip it, he kind of just like crumbles up into a leg.
Aerendyl: Like a turd in the wind.
DM: What is up problem?
Aerendyl: That was your arms, your legs, your head, your pancreas.
DM: I’m not.
Aerendyl: And I let you roll down the road like a turd in the wind.
DM: In the way.
DM: Oops.
Aerendyl: Was he doing shady shit?
DM: That actually makes a lot of sense.
DM: I’m being honest.
Aerendyl: Where should the word I used was shit, but okay.
DM: Okay.
DM: Well, always, but to be honest with it’s kind of difficult to find a member that isn’t doing.
DM: Shady stuff.
DM: I’m pretty sure I can use whatever words I prefer.
Aerendyl: Well, I don’t know.
Aerendyl: I am your boss.
Aerendyl: If you don’t say the word shit right now, I’m firing you.
DM: This isn’t fair.
Aerendyl: Meta gaming.
DM: Good day.
Aerendyl: I’m kidding, I’m kidding.
Aerendyl: Well, that is all. Be on your way.
DM: I said good day.
Aerendyl: Thank you for your assistance.
DM: All right.
Aerendyl: Yeah.
DM: So I guess we just a little bit of a time skip.
Aerendyl: But I’m in here.
DM: You go say good.
DM: Better you’ll get up in the same morning.
DM: You say you work with the buys.
Aerendyl: Yep.
DM: You head to the north of town where you find a dude chill in there at a crisp four o’clock.
DM: Beside him is a gigantic.
DM: Sinking eagle.
DM: And you know, he basically gives you the run down of.
DM: Don’t touch the bird.
DM: Don’t distract the bird.
DM: Don’t do anything weird with the bird.
DM: Once you arrive to insolectia, you’ll have to just jump down on your own and figure out a land because the bird will not land for you.
Aerendyl: Question.
Aerendyl: What do you mean don’t do anything weird with the bird?
Aerendyl: Has anyone ever tried to do weird things to the bird?
DM: It’s actually more of a rare for them not to do weird things to the bird.
Aerendyl: What classifies as weird things?
DM: I mean, well, that has happened before, but that covers anything from those types of stupid people to braiding the head on.
Aerendyl: Are you talking like finger up but like that one scene from Ari Ferretta?
Aerendyl: Oh.
DM: You know, it’s pain or.
Aerendyl: Wow, so what like mentally unstable people would do?
DM: Did you go do you know where this.
Aerendyl: I’m assuming it’s mostly nobles.
DM: You are where this is an illegal practice.
DM: Most people are mentally insane.
Aerendyl: Well, I won’t touch the bird.
Aerendyl: How am I going to fly the bird if I can’t touch the bird?
DM: You don’t fly the bird.
DM: The bird flies itself.
Aerendyl: How do I sit on the bird or is it a saddle?
DM: You just sit on the back of the bird and try not to disturb it too much.
Aerendyl: Well, I’ll do my best not to mess with the bird.
Aerendyl: Can you answer my question?
Aerendyl: Is it mostly nobles who are like mess with the bird?
DM: It’s generally yes.
Aerendyl: Like rich people?
Aerendyl: I had a feeling.
Aerendyl: Anyways, I believe the price we settled upon was your debt being cleared of the fingers discount.
Aerendyl: Name still pending and 3000 gold upfront.
DM: Yes, that’s about to cover it.
DM: I just want to mention though.
DM: Don’t try to steer the bird in any way at all.
Aerendyl: Well, it’s fine.
DM: Seriously, I’m tired of dealing with people that do and that want to want to refund.
Aerendyl: I just want to go to the place that I need to go.
Aerendyl: I will not mess with the bird.
DM: There we are.
Aerendyl: Me and my friends have a thing against the birds.
Aerendyl: Apparently, crows can’t be indoors.
DM: Why couldn’t I call the human doors.
Aerendyl: That’s what I said and then they yelled at me.
DM: And then it’s on the 3D printed placard.
Aerendyl: Yes, exactly.
Aerendyl: It became a joke for almost a year.
DM: I’m not sure if you’re so stupid.
Aerendyl: I love it.
DM: All right, so you hop on your bird and you depart.
DM: Now, are you aware that we have a bit of a predicament?
Aerendyl: Yep, let me mark down three.
Aerendyl: What is that I’m behind on time?
Aerendyl: Or I’m ahead of them.
DM: You’re not ahead of them by what should be like four or five days.
Aerendyl: Four or five days.
Aerendyl: Okay, if that’s the case.
DM: I’ll have to do actual math because I still don’t have completely everything written down but.
Aerendyl: If you do the math, next Wednesday, I will be there.
Aerendyl: If for some reason they don’t get there, then I want to arrive.
Aerendyl: If for some reason they do, then mid-session I could fly in if you wanted to.
DM: Rod your father.
Aerendyl: I’m just giving you the range.
DM: I yeah, by the way, I broke one of these and half on purpose.
Aerendyl: Well, yeah, with your weak baby arms.
DM: It’s actually harder to do than you would think.
DM: It’s actually really hard to do.
DM: Okay, first of all.
DM: These up here are failed.
DM: They have effects around the sides and words.
Aerendyl: Why’d you break it in half though?
DM: No, where I still have like five years.
Aerendyl: That said.
DM: Oh, I was planning.
DM: I just have a side of one.
Aerendyl: You got to hang one up in like your room.
DM: I almost want to put it like right back here just so it’s all invisible.
DM: So I’m going to be like, hey, what’s that?
Aerendyl: It’s cast with awarding spell to ward off enemy crows.
DM: Oh, you know, it’s a so that no bird is coming side, you know, specifically crows.
DM: Yes, yes, yes, yes, a little awarding.
DM: In fact, if it sees a bird, it just says no birds are allowed.
Aerendyl: Casting fireball at 12th level.
DM: Well, fireball.
Aerendyl: For a crow.
DM: I know I just have them for concept of it’s a gliff of warning with like stinking wish attached to it that all birds just die.
Aerendyl: Yeah, if it’s one bird lands on it, it kills its whole species and subspecies.
Aerendyl: That’s beautiful.
DM: You know, straight poetry.
Aerendyl: That’s poetry.
DM: And then for whatever reason, a very malicious individual put bird feed around top.
Aerendyl: I love it.
Aerendyl: It was Andrew.
DM: He would, he would.
DM: And then you just sit back and watch as a bird flies down the lands instantly dies.
DM: Birds start falling from the sky.
DM: And then another bird for a completely different species just.
DM: Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Aerendyl: That’s how we knew to your Shima.
DM: Oh my gosh.
DM: I still can’t believe that you guys completely eradicated an entire nation.
Aerendyl: That was a concession.
Aerendyl: Hey, it was time to have it. They asked for it.
DM: And you all say that literally don’t think it’s happened.
Aerendyl: Hey, whoa, whoa, whoa.
Aerendyl: Well, then again, that’s a time that nobody once turned.
Aerendyl: Remember because the the last real arc was kind of sad because of what Nate did.
DM: Yeah, it had a possibility, but it was always it was rushed from the beginning because make can’t seek and play character for longer than 10 peer.
Aerendyl: Yeah, I mean, it’s about to happen.
DM: It’s the conditions.
Aerendyl: That’s what we’re hoping this one will be though.
Aerendyl: He’s told me that this one would be.
DM: However, I think this way was a lot better than what we did last time.
Aerendyl: Oh, yeah, this one was well deserved.
DM: Because he started to get sick and tired of his character.
DM: And you could feel him rushing to get done with it.
DM: And I didn’t want to repeat it last time. So I just said, yeah, we’re just calling it.
Aerendyl: It was better to do it when it was just me and him so that the others didn’t have to deal with it either.
DM: So let us say goodbye to DM botting.
Aerendyl: By the end, but have fun in your realm of darkness.