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DM: Last session, y’all essentially arrived, went to high class, and got a nice fancy broom.
DM: Essentially had breakfast.
DM: You guys talked a bit, then you went shopping.
Shain: الن
Aragorn: Colure the
DM: And then at the, let’s see, air-gorn, you bought a wonderful high quality dagger.
Shain: Mm.
DM: But they said it’s going to take three days to make.
DM: And then you guys got a phone call on your wonderful little orb of zooms, center response.
Shain: Num.
DM: And that you guys were thinking of going to go look for a job for the next three days.
Shain: Yeah, basically.
Aragorn: »
DM: I did nothing else to do.
Shain: Yes, sir.
DM: And that was where we ended session.
Shain: Now you’re good.
DM: So, my dear friends, what would you guys like to do?
DM: I’m sorry, you’re on the wrong map.
Shain: Intellectio.
Shain: Whoa, whoa, whoa, territories.
Shain: The, the crypts.
DM: The point of view is you ain’t supposed to be seeing that.
Shain: Whoa, whoa, whoa.
Aragorn: Questions?
DM: Oopsie Daisy.
DM: Oopsie Daisy.
Shain: What happened to the crew?
Shain: Andrew, you want to join the
Shain: groups?
Shain: Yeah.
Aragorn:
Shain: I’m down.
Shain: Okay, interesting.
Shain: I’m a little concerned on what that means, but hey, it’s probably nothing important.
Shain: Okay, I think I’m in transit just walking to like a job posting board or indeed, but on a,
DM: He all the days indeed, where it’s all just pieces of paper, just as help wanted.
Shain: uh, indeed on a, uh, court board.
Shain: I think that’s what they called.
Aragorn: The
Shain: Hope wanted help wanted.
DM: Okie dokie.
Shain: Yeah, that’s what it is.
Shain: Tell me I’m around.
DM: Well, whenever you arrive, you know what, we’ll say that for bird.
DM: Storytelling sake.
DM: This is the essential hub of Bontron.
Shain: Yeah.
DM: So it’s not an absurd concept for them to have a, hey, looking for job look here.
Shain: Job wanted.
Aragorn: you
DM: Kind of just flop center at the middle of the city.
Shain: Must have 401k.
DM: Just like chillin’ right here.
Shain: Know what to do.
Shain: Yeah, yeah, yeah.
DM: There are three, there’d be kind of like three different sections.
DM: It’s not like it’s like labeled as to why, but they seem to be split up into three different sections.
Shain: Oh, boy.
DM: And there’s a lot of job postings available for the record as your DMI prepared quite a bit.
DM: So you want me just listed off to you or you looking for anything in particular?
Shain: Well, any, uh, anything particular that would avoid heavy lifting because, um, when you have a strength score of 10, you can’t do a lot.
DM: So anything but physical effort?
Shain: Uh, in terms of that aspect.
Shain: I don’t know if it’s a lot of my physical, but I think if it’s like lifting heavy, like, for instance, if they needed a, I don’t know for whatever reason, hey, bells and crap like that, that probably would be out of his.
Shain: Actually, he knows magic.
Shain: Would it be off from news magic?
Shain: I don’t think so.
Shain: Does it seem like this place, like walking around to this job posting board?
DM: Yeah, magic is certainly not a rare sight here.
Shain: Do I see anyone just casually pop a can trip or pop like a magic spell of anything?
Shain: Okay.
Shain: Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Shain: I’ll then I don’t really care if there’s a physical labor piece to it then because I have a way to get around that hopefully.
DM: Okie.
DM: And the first kind of section, they have a cargo kind of like transportation job.
Shain: Um,
DM: You know, it basically just says moving stuff from one place to another.
Shain: Um,
Shain: Um,
DM: Not a lot of information involved, just a location to go to if you’re interested.
DM: And a lot of these will basically have just general job summaries and location without very much specifics applied.
Shain: Um,
DM: One of them is asking for bodyguards.
Shain: Um,
Shain: Oh, okay.
DM: Another one is just a street advertiser.
DM: Just, it doesn’t say.
Shain: For what?
DM: They just said, hey, we want you to advertise our product.
DM: You should, you should look into that one chief.
Shain: What are the hours?
DM: Completely joking, do whatever you want.
DM: There’s quality inspectors, but that’s apparently that’s something that they need.
Shain: Okay.
DM: And then there is one that just said, traders and quotations.
Shain: Ooh,
Shain: I would love to be a quality specter. I’m assuming that’s from what it sounds like.
Shain: I get an object placed in front of me and go, hmm, yeah.
Shain: Yes, this is quite fine.
Shain: I feel like that could be cool.
DM: And that’s kind of all just grouped up in the first thing.
Shain: Yeah.
Shain: I want to see quality.
Shain: That’s all I need.
DM: Oh, you go with quality inspector?
Shain: Yeah, I want to go see what it’s about. If it’s not good, I’m going to let my code do the talking.
DM: Alrighty.
Shain: Oh,
Shain: I’m going to let my code do the talking.
DM: Mr. Ergorn, are you just kind of chilling with him?
DM: Are you doing your own thing?
DM: What you doing?
Shain: Yeah.
DM: So, ok.
DM: So, it kind of has like an address, plot to it.
DM: But unfortunately, since you’re not familiar with this area in the slightest,
DM: it’s not the easiest to find it.
DM: But,
Shain: Hey, are you familiar with I know it’s been like what 15 years you could find it.
Shain: Oh.
DM: and I’m seeing some sure you do.
DM: Well, after getting lost four times,
DM: and finally, we begin asking a nearby resident,
DM: you do, you do end up finding the location that you’re expecting.
DM: Exactly, exactly.
DM: You know, he said so.
Shain: I saw he saw it. He did it. Good job.
DM: As you kind of arrive,
Shain: I’m not sure.
DM: see where’s this?
DM: I am sorry.
DM: Ok.
DM: As you arrive here,
Shain: Oh,
DM: at the charming choker.
Shain: please don’t tell me it’s like got a weird, you know, like advertisement with like a lady or something.
DM: Luckily, luckily, they don’t know, not wrong set of top route.
Shain: Yeah.
DM: It’s just high quality goods, mostly diamonds and worlds,
DM: rubies, that type of stuff.
Shain: Oh.
Shain: Blush. No.
Shain: Yeah, I’ll just turn to the air going.
Shain: I want to see what it’s like.
Shain: It wants me and not that anyone would.
Shain: You bring him here, I guess.
Shain: Do you have any jewels or gems you want me to look at?
Shain: Oh, okay.
Shain: Okay, I was just.
Shain: You never know.
Shain: Also.
Shain: If we’re going to be here for three days, do I want to get like a insurance policy or something?
Shain: I mean, my.
Shain: Do we have a resume?
Shain: Okay. Well.
Shain: Luckily, my eyes are okay.
Shain: What could possibly go wrong?
DM: So,
Shain: Yes.
Shain: Yeah. All right.
Shain: Are you going to do something or what’s your plan?
Shain: So I’m aware.
Shain: Not that like not that you have to do anything.
Shain: You know, I, you know what I mean?
Shain: You can just sit down.
Shain: I don’t want to.
Shain: I don’t want to free load.
DM: he is going for quality inspector job.
DM: That’s all that said.
Shain: Okay. Okay.
DM: Oh, my gosh.
Shain: Cool.
DM: For the record, it’s a glass door, and it just says pull to open,
Shain: Have ever handled precious items before?
Shain: We’re.
Shain: We’ll figure this one out.
Shain: Let’s head and see what they want.
Shain: Shane speaking.
DM: so you don’t have to knock.
Shain: Oh.
Shain: No, just a muffled.
Shain: It’s like.
Shain: I don’t know.
Shain: I’ll open the door and just kind of do like the bow entrance
Shain: for they’re going to go through after you.
Shain: If better have one of those little thing,
Shain: little doorbells.
DM: Yes, yes, there is a, as you walk in.
Shain: Okay.
DM: Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Shain: We need that to the soundboard just in case for Foundry.
DM: Well, you know, it’s pointless because most people end up using foundry anyway.
Shain: I never.
DM: But anyways,
DM: you insert, and there is a male dwarf, which is kind of in there,
DM: relatively young on the other side.
Shain: I’m just here for the job assuming that this is the right place.
DM: I mean, he kind of, excuse me, I’m just going to ask,
DM: welcome, welcome, how can I help?
DM: Ah, which job?
DM: I’m not sure, unfortunately, I’m just a shop assistant.
Shain: I don’t know.
Shain: I believe it was in quality inspector.
Shain: I look over at air going with like that look like it was quality
Shain: inspector, right?
Shain: It’s probably inspector.
Shain: I think we’re both here for that job actually unless you have
Shain: something else you want.
Shain: Like, I don’t know.
DM: I’d have to ask, well, I’ll just go get the shop owner one second.
DM: As he kind of turns around, and he goes to the back room,
Shain: Oh, will you know.
Shain: I’m just going to.
DM: and then it sounds like he goes upstairs.
Shain: All right, we’re going to steal everything everyone’s kidding.
DM: For the record, there are two other people in there with you, and one of them looks like a guard.
DM: So,
Shain: Hey, or going to steal.
Shain: Okay, so he’s just up there to the link to handling.
Shain: If I look around while I’m just kind of waiting,
Shain: what kind of items we deal with just like standard rings,
Shain: or necklaces, or like,
DM: they seem to deal almost exclusively in necklaces,
DM: and jewelry that goes around the neck of all shapes, kinds, and forms.
Shain: can we find any chains person?
DM: I mean, yeah.
Shain: What?
Shain: Okay, that’s fine.
Shain: That’s probably a good thing.
Shain: Okay, I’ll just sit there and wait patiently.
Shain: Probably look at the garden, say, have you been?
DM: He just kind of looks over, and then doesn’t respond doing the,
Shain: What?
DM: what, like, British guard type treatment.
Shain: What are British people?
DM: You British.
Shain: You know, they say when a lot like them.
DM: Anyways,
DM: except we don’t talk like we can’t English.
Shain: We can’t English.
Shain: That’s probably a reason why they stand still is because they don’t know how to speak language.
DM: Anyway, after a cell in order to the door of kind of walks back to the door,
DM: and behind him is a few more human.
DM: About, you know, early 30sish,
DM: as she says, are you guys here for the quality and spectre positions?
Shain: Yes, and I reach my handout if I’m able to reach for a handshake.
DM: I see.
Shain: You say this I’m Shane.
DM: As she kind of reaches out a little hesitantly, because your handshake.
Shain: This is you can call them drifter flat works.
Shain: I mean, unless you want as legal name, but I don’t know his legal name.
DM: She says, well, it’s a very simple position.
DM: We get a large quantity of items in every month,
DM: and we need to go through them and make sure they all meet our standards.
DM: This is a full-time position.
Shain: Oh.
DM: We will be hiring for, preferably, we want you to stay on for at least a month, maybe two,
Shain: Okay.
DM: so you’re comfortable, at which point it will become a live-in position.
DM: If that works for you.
Shain: I look over at our going.
DM: Of course, I understand.
Shain: Can I talk to him real quick because he’s kind of like not my manager per se, but yeah.
Shain: Yeah, thank you.
Shain: I pull him over to the side.
Shain: This doesn’t this doesn’t work, but here’s the thing.
Shain: I don’t care about lying to them as long as I never have to see them again.
Shain: Well, I was just saying I can stay on for like, you know, full time and then leave without notice on the third day.
Shain: Like, do you think that’s fine?
Shain: I mean, if I want it, I probably shouldn’t ask if there’s going to be security watching me while I do.
Aragorn: I mean, just ask him what if they paid the day you work.
Shain: Oh, good question.
Shain: I like kind of I say, oh, good question.
Shain: And I look over and say, sorry, forgot one question.
DM: Well, as you’ll be new employees, you’d be under a probationary period.
Shain: When do I get paid?
Shain: I lean back in.
DM: About three weeks after the then you’ll receive your first paycheck, so to speak.
DM: After that, it will be on a weekly basis.
Aragorn: No, absolutely not.
Shain: Is there any chance your your little weapon will only take instead of three days maybe gets delayed maybe it’s three weeks.
Shain: Do you think you think the kingdom can wait three weeks?
Shain: Okay.
Shain: Yeah, this isn’t going to work.
Shain: How about this?
Shain: I just say goodbye.
Aragorn: I mean, it’s up to you.
Shain: We leave and we look for something else.
Shain: Or do you think I should just send it like.
Aragorn: Exactly.
Shain: I’m not going to get any money though if I do this.
Aragorn: I mean, you can always steal, but.
Shain: I don’t know.
Shain: I did that a lot on the boat.
Shain: I feel kind of bad still, but at the same time I got this and I open my code and you see a bag of holding this.
Aragorn: I mean, you don’t steal them.
Shain: So I can’t feel too bad.
Shain: But also if you’re bad that everyone died. So I’m not sure.
Aragorn: The void in the bag of holding does.
Shain: That’s you’re right. Thank you.
Shain: All right. I walked back over.
Shain: Unfortunately, I can only be here for about three days or so.
DM: How much progress will youFrom 10th StĺŁ patientsof your university?
Shain: My friend has some businesses attending to and I can’t stay on for more than three days.
Shain: I’m basically here on like really short term noticed staying a couple nights and then I’m going to have to leave.
DM: That is unfortunate. You guys look like you do quality work.
Shain: By any chance, I know it’s kind of a long shot.
Shain: I have no reason to help me, but just.
Shain: Is there any place that you know of at all?
Shain: Even if it’s like crappy work.
DM: Probably look towards the housing district. Generally a lot of their jobs are more on the short term.
Aragorn: How real a state.
DM: Unfortunately, I don’t know anybody personally that is looking for a job at the moment or looking to hire.
Shain: Okay. Yeah. Thank you. I appreciate it.
DM: Especially the short term as you’re speaking about. I would definitely check the job board though.
Shain: Come back in. It looks like you have some nice product.
DM: Thank you. We look forward to it.
Shain: I leave.
DM: Okay, okay. I assume you’re going back to the job board.
Aragorn: Yep.
Shain: I guess so and I walk over with air.
Shain: I’m going to be like something tells me this is going to be a bit of a problem.
Aragorn: Thank you.
DM: As you get back to the job board and as you’ve already read through everything on the first group, you go to the second group.
Shain: Let’s see. Yeah.
Shain: Oh.
DM: This is a certainly different kind of job listing. It has pit fighters. It says high risk, high reward.
Aragorn: I can see no bouts or is it.
DM: It has casino bouncers. It has entertainers and net collectors.
Shain: I’m going to say this air, but I’ve never seen this before.
Aragorn: How do I say it, mother?
DM: Let’s say what what are you trying to.
Shain: Casino casino casino.
Aragorn: What am I trying to say, fucks.
DM: Now, would you like to just once again run off on the first thing? It looks pretty or did you want to look at the last group?
Aragorn: I’m going to go to the library.
Shain: I’m going to ask group two. Why not?
DM: Okay. On the last one, this seems to be more for individuals more than, you know, a group.
Shain: Hmm.
DM: House sitting. One says private investigation or work has exotic animal handler.
DM: And one says short term tutor. Specifically in small text, it says extremely short term magic tutor.
Shain: I’ll do that. Yeah. That.
Aragorn: That one.
DM: Okay.
Shain: Hey.
Shain: This is when they were going that one.
Aragorn: I can’t argue with destiny.
Shain: That one’s my destiny. That one.
Aragorn: Do I can I argue with my destiny too?
DM: Destiny.
Shain: Why? Why did you have to say that?
Aragorn: What’s wrong with her?
Shain: Why?
Shain: Is that a bungee common air going? Do you dare speak of the fireball?
Aragorn: I’ve never heard of this company.
Shain: No. I’ll take the wow. This is very dramatic music for just round town.
DM: Yeah, yeah, it has the address. Once again, you learned your mistake and you didn’t ask her.
Aragorn: I said destiny.
Shain: I will take the paper.
Shain: And I will go and look for the thing assuming that we are heading the right way.
Aragorn: But I have to go to the library.
Shain: Assuming there’s any way to pinpoint for this is.
Aragorn: I have to go to the library.
DM: You just asked the first person you saw. Yeah, exactly like that.
Shain: Oh. Where is this place?
Shain: Hmm.
DM: As you make your way through, you kind of leave what appears to be like the shopping district.
DM: And you enter about over here.
Shain: Okay.
DM: And this appears to be a relatively, I’m sorry, I clicked the wrong place over here.
DM: This seems to be a kind of higher class, like residential neighborhood.
DM: As you arrive at the one place, which is going to be this one.
DM: It appears to be a compound of four buildings with a gated thing around the whole offside, with of course a main entrance that has a
DM: guard standing there. This does appear to be the destination that is written on the file.
Shain: I’m going to ask group two.
DM: Very.
Shain: Is that a fancy?
Shain: Looks good. Looks high class maybe even.
Shain: All right.
Shain: Air going. I’m scared. I’ve seen a place this fancy is in probably my home.
Aragorn: We’ve been in the dirt for a while now.
Shain: So.
Shain: Well, also, I guess the queen, but also, I’ve been kind of just ditched her.
Shain: Yeah. Special. I’m just glad to see land again.
DM: Yeah.
Shain: We learned so much about each other.
Shain: I mean, I’m just glad to see you in the morning and.
Shain: Honestly, that’s kind of about it.
Aragorn: Yeah, pretty much.
Shain: You know, no, no, no, think about it.
Shain: Listen, no hard feelings or anything, but I don’t really know you yet.
Shain: Like, I know you a little bit, but.
Shain: I don’t know you’re the same, but that’s.
Shain: It’s not a conversation. I wouldn’t mind it.
Aragorn: Are you gay for me, Said?
Shain: You seem like a nice guy.
Shain: Yes.
DM: I was a god. I allow it.
Aragorn: No, no, I don’t like that.
Shain: He loves it. All right.
Aragorn: This is deleted.
Shain: All right. I.
Shain: I can’t knock on the iron fence.
Aragorn: How do they make you just not like gay people?
Shain: I’m like.
DM: I let go of the guard.
Shain: Oh, okay. God. I’m a.
Shain: I didn’t know there was one. Sorry. I kind of.
DM: Sorry, I apologize.
Shain: My brain.
Shain: Me neither.
Shain: Nice to meet you, sir.
Shain: I’m Shane. This is Eric.
Shain: I’m here on business potentially for magic to do.
Aragorn: Yeah, I don’t like that.
Shain: Lidge to link to.
DM: Oh, that was quick. We just put the fire up.
Aragorn: I don’t like that.
DM: Follow me.
DM: It kind of opens the gate.
DM: It leads you into the property to what appears to be kind of the main house.
DM: As you enter, he kind of motions to the side to what appears to be kind of a foyer and an entry room with some seating.
DM: Please, with here, I will go get the master house.
Shain: Yeah. Thank you.
Shain: Now when I look around.
Shain: How rich we talking like making.
Shain: For like 800 K year.
Shain: I’m not going to be.
DM: We’re talking a single one of his paintings is more than the average person is making in a year.
Shain: Hmm.
DM: We’re talking past the level of rich e-rich and is now into ludicrous rich territory.
Shain: Gotcha. So you just spend your money on like, I don’t know.
Shain: A couple of Lamborghinis just because why not.
DM: Yeah, yeah, yeah, you know, it’s one of those where you get into an accident with your limbo and it’s just more cost effective for you to buy a new one instead of even going through insurance.
Shain: Yeah. Okay.
DM: Yeah.
Shain: Wow. This is something.
DM: Yeah, we’re talking rich e-rich after about a minute or two.
Shain: I’m not going to be.
DM: A very refined man slightly gray hair, a bit older, possibly like late 50s, if you were to guess.
Shain: And.
DM: Sorry.
Shain: Elvin.
DM: No.
DM: Sorry, sorry, sorry.
Shain: Oh, I thought you said Elvin for some reason. Sorry.
DM: He’s kind of wearing a suit. Very, very good posture.
DM: It’s not, but relatively close to what’s his name.
Shain: Is.
DM: Well, I can think of it.
DM: I can’t think of the character that I’m thinking of the somewhat similar, but anyways, he walks in.
Shain: His name.
Shain: I’m not going to be.
DM: Dr. Robotnik.
DM: Uh, service from over Lord.
DM: That’s the kind of vibe you’re getting.
Shain: I’m just going to.
DM: It’s fine. It’s thinking older gentlemen, very, very good posture, but slightly gray hair.
Shain: Gotcha.
Shain: I have a good idea.
DM: Not exactly a whole hall. No, no, he says.
DM: He says, oh, I didn’t expect to show up.
DM: As a young girl, around, if you were to guess around nine years old, kind of pokes her head from around the corner.
Shain: Yeah. Thank you.
DM: It says, I think that as he kind of turns around and very politely tells her.
DM: Not now, sweetheart. Go play in your room.
Shain: No. I’m a he.
DM: She waves back before turning and running away.
Shain: I kind of give like a lightweight.
DM: Um, he sits down and says, okay, I’ll be honest with you.
DM: My daughter gets whatever she wants.
Shain: Yeah. That’s fair.
DM: As she should.
DM: Um, unfortunately she has recently become infatuated with magic.
DM: Even though we’re almost positive, she has no aptitude for it.
DM: She will not take no for an answer.
DM: As such, you’re here.
Shain: Hmm.
DM: Let me be frank, your job is not to teach my daughter magic.
DM: Your job is to disflate her from the practice of magic.
DM: And for that, you will be compensated.
Shain: Do you know what pulled her in just out of curiosity?
Shain: Because if.
Shain: If I’m going to tell her about this, I want to at least have some idea of what sparked the curiosity.
Shain: That way I can, you know.
DM: I believe it was a street performer.
Shain: I think I should sell it on the job listing.
Shain: Yeah. No, that.
Shain: That’s fine.
Shain: I’m not going to.
DM: According to the previous tutorial that I had, yes.
Shain: And you’re saying zero at all.
Shain: Like none.
Shain: Not at all.
Shain: Zilch.
Shain: It can be done.
Shain: I.
Shain: I understand what you want for her.
Shain: And you want, you know, to give her what she needs.
Shain: I’m just trying to make sure I’m not going to hurt her in any way, because this doesn’t seem necessarily the safest thing.
Shain: I’m not saying I’m willing, not saying I’m not willing to do it.
DM: Of course, I understand.
Shain: But it’s just one of those things where I want to be cautious and make sure I’m not.
DM: It’s just a passing fad that she caught on.
Shain: I’m already the relationship between you and her.
DM: It’s cheese destined for far more than just magic.
DM: No offense intended.
Shain: No, no.
Shain: I’m not taking.
DM: I’m sure once she learns of the effort required and the amount of strain.
DM: That magic casting can put on the body.
DM: I’m sure she will quickly come to her senses.
Shain: I can do this.
Shain: Is there like a specific time? Is there.
Shain: Because I’m only going to be here for three days at most.
Shain: I can’t be here for much longer.
DM: Well, that should be a decent timetable.
DM: For now, you can stay in the guest quarters and the other building over there.
DM: Do you have basically free rent?
Shain: Hmm.
DM: Her studies are generally from morning to about a couple of hours afternoon.
DM: After which she will probably come seeking you out, even if you don’t want her to.
DM: I’m sure she will be able to come to her senses.
Shain: All right.
Shain: Then I will be there.
Shain: It’s okay if he stays with me because he’s not necessarily.
Shain: He’s like my bodyguard essentially.
Shain: I mean, he’s a good friend. He’s been with me for a while.
Shain: And we’ve survived a lot of things.
DM: Well, do I mean this key magic castor?
Shain: However, he’s needed.
Shain: He’s the practice per se.
Aragorn: Magic is too much for me.
DM: Or…
Shain: He’s a little.
Aragorn: I am against it.
DM: That could actually work better.
DM: Why don’t you show her what a disadvantage magic can be?
DM: The wrong circumstances if you understand.
Shain: That’ll work.
Shain: Thank you.
Shain: Good. I will get started whenever you have me.
DM: Of course, unfortunately she will not be getting to her today.
DM: She has an appointment that we will be leaving for shortly.
DM: If you talk to Cedric by the door, he will help you get settled and answer any questions we may or may not have.
DM: Oh, I do apologize for my manners.
Shain: Perfect.
Shain: And you never actually got my name.
DM: My name is Benjamin Resman.
Shain: I don’t think I’m Shane and you are.
Shain: Nice.
Shain: Wow.
Shain: Nice guy.
Aragorn: Okay.
Shain: I give my handshake and.
Shain: I’m the spent a while since I’ve been in a place like this.
Shain: I’m curious.
Shain: What.
DM: Well, I own most of the businesses in the pleasure district.
Shain: Oh, I look over.
DM: Not those kinds of establishments.
DM: I leave those for the interesting few.
DM: I mainly own gambling establishments and one or two fight arenas.
DM: Of course, we don’t tell my daughter that.
Shain: Obviously.
Shain: Cool.
Shain: I was just curious.
Shain: I was wondering.
Shain: Thank you.
Shain: All right.
Shain: Then I will see her probably soon.
DM: I think I said she will probably seek you out tomorrow.
DM: Little after one.
Shain: Thank you.
Shain: I’ll go after giving a handshake.
Shain: I’m going to go after her.
Shain: Oh, walk out with Aaron.
Shain: I’m assuming that he follows me.
Shain: And he’s not going to chop the guys head off.
DM: Oh, my gosh.
Shain: You know what I could do.
Shain: I could give her the wand of wonder and attune it to her soul.
Shain: So if he tries to apply it, take it out.
DM: Why cause.
Shain: I’m going to go after her.
Shain: We.
Shain: Well, here’s the thing.
Shain: Like what else is there?
DM: Maybe the father doesn’t want her doing anything dangerous like that.
Shain: I’m going to still teach her magic.
Shain: I’ve still teaching a little bit.
Shain: Well, maybe he should.
Shain: That’s fine.
DM: Bro, the amount of money that was in that room would be enough to live on for a family of 12.
Shain: Yeah, exactly.
Shain: He’s royalty.
Shain: He just doesn’t know it yet.
Shain: Hey, if something goes wrong.
Shain: This guy.
Shain: We just steal from exactly.
DM: Oh, I get it.
Shain: Listen, listen, unlike neat and.
Shain: When they’re playing is just carnage, right?
Shain: They’re after people.
Shain: Probably most likely.
DM: Whenever they play, they immediately steal.
DM: When you guys play, you play it say first, but then you steal.
Shain: Yeah, or when there’s like no repercussion, which.
Aragorn: Now, now, we always steal what it gets bad.
DM: Fireball, food.
Aragorn: Now, there’s definitely big, big repercussion.
Shain: Has it worked out?
Shain: No, the polar bears were the exception.
Shain: I didn’t know there was magical polar bears on those parts of the car being ship.
Aragorn: Well, this is probably one of the richest people here.
Aragorn: If we do anything, you’ll probably be out.
Shain: What if I put Glyph forwarding on his daughter?
Aragorn: Let’s put fireball on his daughter.
Shain: That’s what I could do.
DM: Fireball, food.
Shain: Fire ball.
Shain: All right, I’ll walk over to Sudrick or Cedric, etc.
DM: Mr. Cedric, this appears to be the butler.
Shain: I told that I’m supposed to have the gastronomy things and he’s with me.
DM: Yes, I have been informed. Please follow me.
Shain: Thank you.
Shain: I lean over.
Aragorn: Okay.
Shain: That was very quick informant for our guy who’s just sitting here.
DM: Okay.
Aragorn: Who did so the people here?
Shain: The people.
Shain: He’s just never mind.
Aragorn: Wow.
Aragorn: The royal has more respect to people than the fucking fucked up wizard emo bitch.
Shain: What?
Aragorn: You heard me.
DM: That’s cool.
DM: As you can, it leads you to the side building.
Shain: Thank you.
DM: He says, you can use this entire building as you see fit.
DM: There is a kitchen, a food storage room, four bedrooms and two bathrooms, as well as a loft, a study room and of course the master kitchen.
Shain: Thank you.
Shain: I appreciate this opportunity.
DM: Very well.
Shain: I’m just going to send my thanks to.
DM: Are there any other questions that you have?
Shain: You know, I guess is anywhere I should stay away just in case like there’s something private going on.
DM: Generally, who are free to roam, both the guest quarters and the main.
DM: Man, why can’t I look at word?
Shain: The main like facility, I guess.
DM: But there’s there’s a word for no.
Shain: Autorium.
Shain: Living quarters.
DM: Hang on, hang on, hang on.
Shain: Let’s give it a breath.
DM: I’m sorry, this is synonyms.
Aragorn: Santa, Santa, man.
DM: Hang on, it’s going to bother me till I get it.
Shain: I love cinnamon.
Shain: I love cinnamon.
Shain: Yes, you may walk the main cinnamon.
Aragorn: Santa, man.
DM: There we go, there we go.
DM: Of course, you have full access to the guest quarters and the entire courtyard here.
Shain: Thank you.
DM: I would advise against entering the main estate unless invited or of course a necessary need arises.
Aragorn: Okay.
Shain: Thank you.
DM: Good day.
DM: As he turns and walks away towards the main estate.
Shain: All right, as soon as the door closes, so airborne.
Shain: Luckily, we just got.
Aragorn: Well.
Shain: Probably some money coming in, but also better yet, we don’t have to spend money out of in or a hotel.
DM: Thank you.
Shain: So I slowly give the thumbs up.
Aragorn: Absolutely not.
Shain: This is.
Shain: Yeah, so.
Aragorn: I give it some sort back.
Shain: I guess we need to devise a plan on how we’re going to discourage the child.
Shain: Here’s the thing though, I don’t want to do that.
Shain: That seems little.
Shain: Like that goes against what I know.
Aragorn: I think we’ll be okay.
DM: I’m sorry.
Shain: Yeah, we’ll see.
Shain: But I might teach you something small, that’s harmless.
Shain: Something that.
Shain: Might like just something small like what could a mage hand do?
Shain: You know, it’s not a big deal.
Aragorn: I can do a lot.
Shain: How it can do a lot.
DM: I’m sorry, when you mean by this.
Shain: I’m going to go to the mage hand slowly floats over to everyone’s ways.
Aragorn: Wow.
DM: Yo, yo, yo.
Shain: What?
Shain: And hands you a cup of cup.
Shain: I’m just getting them.
DM: See you, Kirby, Kirby.
Shain: I’ll sit down and assuming there’s like a desk or a chair or something like that.
Shain: I am specifically going to put actually should I.
Shain: Should I should I put a security camera in here, Andrew?
Aragorn: That’s something you did.
Shain: I’m going to wait.
DM: Excuse me, chap.
Aragorn: This is your…
Shain: I’m going to wait to put it in the daughter’s bedroom.
Shain: All right.
Shain: That sounds.
Aragorn: Now, I feel for it.
Shain: That’s a little weird for that.
DM: Oh.
Shain: There’s a reason why I’m doing this.
Shain: Wait, can we like can my crow can’t wait as a safer things?
Shain: VSM. No, it cannot.
Shain: Micro can’t use his talons to.
Shain: Yeah. All right. That’s not going to work. That’s fine.
Aragorn: Thank you.
Shain: I will sit here and just.
Shain: Find some books.
Shain: If there are any here.
DM: Yeah, there are there, there is a, in the study, there is a bookshelf with some books of different stuff.
Shain: What?
DM: Is there anything specific that you’re looking for?
Shain: What just what kind of books are here like at a curiosity to get me a vibe of who we were dealing with.
DM: They have a wide variety of options.
Aragorn: Thank you.
Shain: What if we take it the past wars and if there’s a table I’ll put the book down on the table.
DM: Everything from history of the nation, generalized economic books.
DM: They even have a little bit of one or two books of fantasy.
DM: They have some old books on past wars stuff like that.
Aragorn: Thank you.
DM: Yeah, yeah, absolutely.
Shain: I’ll be like, hey, Eric, you want to look up.
Aragorn: Yeah.
Shain: I know it’s kind of weird.
Shain: We don’t really have a lot of time just to sit down and just kind of talk.
Shain: But would you be opposed to reading a book about war history with me?
DM: Okay.
Shain: I feel like this is something you might be interested in.
Aragorn: Sir.
Shain: I mean, it’s nothing really unique or anything, but I mean it’s a start, right?
Aragorn: Yeah, I guess so.
Shain: Yeah, I’ll go over to the table, set the book down and start flipping through the pages.
Shain: So that way, him and me both can see it.
DM: Is there anything specifically looking for?
Shain: Actually, anything to do with like intellect or what I know as jutecar, I think.
DM: Give me just one second to pull this up again.
Shain: We’re in this bond dream.
Shain: I got like this, um, you sitting in an evil lab like lab music as you’re pulling in all like the info to your monitor.
DM: Yeah.
Shain: Give me one second.
Shain: I’m surfing the web.
DM: That’s exactly what it is.
DM: Well, there’s a lot of, there’s a lot of items listed in there.
DM: It goes into great detail about a lot of them mainly because while there are many wars,
DM: there’s nowhere near, you know, a whole bunch, right?
DM: There’s something that’s titled the War of Founding.
DM: And it’s basically talks about talks through a war that basically caused the creation of Bontrent, starting in Intellectia.
DM: That was originally the city was created purely for trade and everything, but a neighboring city.
DM: Unfortunately, it doesn’t actually list the actual city name, but it does say that a neighboring city got jealous of this and attacks.
DM: Then it says further down, you know, holding through it in more recent history.
DM: It has a listing of a trade war with Lovantia.
Shain: Oh, oh, oh.
DM: Basically, it wasn’t a big all out for hang on.
Aragorn: Oh.
Aragorn: Butter died.
Shain: The war is ahead of your step.
DM: One second.
Aragorn: The worst on your tourist.
Shain: I’m going.
Shain: Our God just died or narrator.
Shain: We can’t exist without him.
DM: Okay, sorry, apologies for that.
DM: There is, yeah, so it lists of a trade war with Lovantia.
DM: Nothing, you know, like a bunch of military forces were deployed or nothing.
DM: Mostly just petty battles, sabotaging supply routes and just general back and forths until a peace treaty was made.
Aragorn: So you’re usual.
DM: Nothing too out of place until you get to the most recent war where it says the Cold War with Lovantia.
DM: Basically, saying that both nations had built up such a big army, essentially something happened behind closed doors and a meeting that nobody really knows what happened.
Aragorn: Yeah.
DM: But the both sides came to an agreement. A peace treaty was formed and it has a footnote that mentions that at about this time, the nation of Bontrent formed a different form of government into a full democracy.
Shain: Honestly, everyone, this is a.
DM: Thank you.
Shain: It’s just weird, very odd to me.
Shain: There’s this thing where I’m not even.
Aragorn: Okay.
Shain: In this history, like I haven’t existed until the point that I met you guys.
Shain: I’ve never seen a world of things happening around us.
Shain: And yet, I still know nothing.
Aragorn: Intriguing.
Shain: That is kind of a.
DM: You
Shain: No, I said, you’ll be back.
Shain: That’s very strange and odd, but at the same time, beautiful and.
Shain: It’s unique because I wasn’t here and you were.
Shain: So it’s just odd for me.
Shain: I don’t know.
Aragorn: Oh, it’s terrible.
Shain: What is it?
Shain: Ben like living away from your kingdom.
Aragorn: Oh, it’s absolutely horrible.
Shain: Yeah, like.
Aragorn: Oh.
Shain: It’s like what’s.
Shain: If you don’t mind me asking,
Aragorn: No, no, not taking.
Shain: what drove you to.
Shain: Leave us at the people.
Shain: Is it the rulership?
Shain: Was it I know offense if that was to your, you know, people or.
Aragorn: My father was a very good ruler.
Aragorn: Very good indeed.
Aragorn: Neighboring towns do not like us so much, but as too pretty much every town’s hate royalty one way or another.
Aragorn: Unfortunately, our kingdom got invaded by Orch Scotland’s incredibly good glycure.
Aragorn: Oh, my family dead.
Aragorn: Nothing, nothing left.
Shain: I’m sorry to hear that.
Aragorn: And I pretty much left.
Aragorn: Obviously didn’t want to get tracked down.
Aragorn: So I just left.
Aragorn: Oh, it’s quite all right.
Aragorn: I’ve come to reclaim it.
Aragorn: Don’t know what it’s going right now, but obviously I’ve come to make it.
Aragorn: I’ve come to make it better than before.
Shain: Yeah, which is, you know, that’s a responsible thing of you to do.
Aragorn: Correct.
Shain: Is that what you want to do though?
Aragorn: It is.
Shain: That’s good.
Shain: I just, I asked that question because there were some things that I’ve done.
Shain: That I didn’t want to do because someone told me, you know,
Shain: I don’t know.
Aragorn: Understandable.
Shain: I don’t know.
Shain: It higher rulership.
Shain: Essentially what’s there.
Shain: You know, that I would need to do something for this kingdom where I would love, you know, is just one of those things where.
Aragorn: Hmm.
Shain: I was a sure if that was out of your own will or not.
Shain: It’s good to know that you want to help and fix whatever is happening.
Shain: Thank you for sharing that.
Aragorn: Of course.
Shain: I appreciate it.
Shain: I wish I knew before sooner.
Shain: I don’t know.
Aragorn: Of course.
Shain: I feel like the other two are having a great time right now.
Shain: Cut over to them, the torturing the guy in the chair leading out diet.
Aragorn: Should we send them a message?
Shain: Should we send them?
Shain: Yeah, let’s send them a message.
Aragorn: Let’s send them a message.
Aragorn: All right.
Shain: You have the, you have the portfolio, whatever it is thing.
Shain: You’re right.
Shain: I don’t know what it’s called.
Aragorn: But butter, do I have the zoomies?
DM: Are talking the orb of zoom?
Aragorn: I did. The orb of zoomies.
DM: Yes, you have the orb of zoom, good sir.
Shain: I think we send a message.
Aragorn: Hmm.
Aragorn: Do we care. Send a message, folks.
Aragorn: I think we send a message.
Shain: All right, we put down.
Aragorn: Because one orb of zoomies.
Shain: One or two means on the way.
DM: All right.
Shain: All right.
Shain: As soon as you press up on them, I’m pretty sure it sounds.
Shain: I have no idea how in her back to them yet.
Aragorn: Oh, no.
Aragorn: We’ll find out.
Shain: I think it’s on.
Aragorn: Oh, oh, yeah, my bad.
Aragorn: I clicked the button.
Shain: Hey, it’s us.
Shain: We’re in a rich guys house.
Aragorn: Yeah.
Shain: I mean, we’re welcome to hear.
Shain: Obviously did not intrude at all.
Shain: I actually have a job.
Aragorn: Are we alone right now?
Shain: I look around.
Shain: I think we’re alone.
Aragorn: We might rub this guy.
Aragorn: No.
Shain: Well, we might, we might rob the guy, but I’m also.
Shain: We might help the child out.
Shain: So basically long story short, I got a job as a magic quote unquote,
Shain: tutor.
Shain: Right.
Shain: However, this is rich guys like, yo, my daughter don’t like.
Shain: My daughter gets what she wants, but I don’t like magic because it’s bad.
Aragorn: We’re waiting on a dagger made of soil-iest metal.
Shain: It’s a bad news.
Shain: It’s a good conflict thing.
Shain: Like, you know, fathers do.
Shain: So I now have to be either the bear of bad news or a.
Shain: Be staked by rich guy who probably has more money 검, is house.
Shain: Then I’ve ever made my life.
Shain: But we’re doing pretty good.
Shain: We’re waiting on what assort a knife.
Shain: When are we waiting on air going?
Shain: Things are going good. Just a message for you guys.
Shain: Keep the… I know you… it seems like from the last one.
Shain: I don’t know. It seems like the violence is getting a little out of hand.
Shain: I know you guys are like… I was gonna say lower down a little bit.
Aragorn: Keep it up.
Aragorn: In the f…
Shain: It’s up to you guys though. Like, I can’t tell you what to do.
Shain: But if you guys get back to me and you know you got the feds on you and
Shain: all this crap then it’s just gonna be a lot.
Shain: Yeah also I’m gonna do a couple things in case I kick the bucket
Aragorn: No.
Shain: and in case something goes wrong, Ayrindel, I’m leaving you in charge of
Shain: my price possession and you know what I’m talking about.
Shain: Hopefully that doesn’t happen though.
Shain: Is there anything you want to say Ayrindel? Like, go ahead.
Aragorn: No, no.
Aragorn: Obviously straight omniet as the kids still say.
Shain: I don’t know what still that means but yeah, the kids…
Aragorn: I don’t worry. You realize it.
Aragorn: And…
Aragorn: Not crimes.
Aragorn: I have a recipe for mustard gas.
Aragorn: Send me a message if you need it.
Aragorn: I’m not sure.
Shain: I thought I’d bet.
Aragorn: I’m not sure.
Shain: Anyways, we’re gonna let you guys go. We might send another message but uh…
Shain: Yeah, I think it’s gonna…
Aragorn: I’m not sure.
Shain: We’re probably are. You in there. Don’t do anything stupid.
Aragorn: I’m not sure.
Shain: If you leave Ayrindel, make sure you at least let us know because it’ll be really
DM: See
DM: I
Shain: irresponsible of you if you were to leave without…
DM: Yeah.
Aragorn: Do everything I do and work.
DM: Okay.
Shain: Yeah, yeah, yeah. All right. Bye. I see you.
Aragorn: I press it.
Shain: I click it. We both click it. We get like the two two fingers click it.
Shain: The okay was… How long was that?
Aragorn: I’m not sure.
DM: Let’s see.
Shain: Nine minutes?
DM: We’re here with my friends.
Shain: Nine minutes, 22 seconds. Eight minutes, 22 seconds. Don’t worry.
Aragorn: I thought it was the life limits.
DM: My gosh.
Shain: It’s probably like… Yeah. Okay.
DM: It was a little less than five minutes.
Aragorn: Hello.
Shain: All right. Well that was fun. I don’t know about you. I need to hit the hay.
Shain: Because I have been completely depleted with all this stuff. I’m gonna check out what this thing does.
DM: Here.
Shain: Actually, these two things and I hold out the wand of wonders and also the headband of intellect.
DM: Now dining room.
Shain: And uh… Yeah. When I go to sleep, I’m gonna attune to both of them and hope… Well,
Shain: I’ll attune to wander. I’ll inspect the headband of intellect and see if I can learn anything more about it.
Aragorn: Of course.
DM: Oh, man!
Shain: And if I can’t, I’m gonna slap it on my brain and see what happens.
Shain: All right. When we take… Because I’m gonna take a long rest here shortly.
DM: I said you can’t do anything.
DM: I have to say it first we have the
Shain: Um, because you know, reasons I’ve been expending spell slots.
DM: promo code.
Shain: Uh, when I do so, I’ll immediately attune to the wand of wonders. Because I know like it’s a chill thing.
DM: Any request?
Shain: I spot and spent money on it. However, that headband of intellect, I’m gonna look at one more time.
DM: None.
Aragorn: Thank you.
DM: Noteters.
Shain: And if I can’t learn anything more, then I’ll just put it on my head and attune to it as well.
Shain: Yeah, I hope I learned something more about him.
Shain: I hope he shows some goodĺĽ ć˝‹ă‚ą.
DM: So, Okie-Doki.
DM: Yeah, you look at the headband of intellect, again, my friend.
Shain: Yeah…
DM: And you’re not really able to get any more information, unfortunately.
Aragorn: Thank you.
DM: You know that it is a headband of intellect, but anything beyond that, you’re not sure.
DM: It would be like right before sundown.
Shain: What time is it?
Shain: At a curiosity.
DM: So, give or take-ish 530, just 630 somewhere along those lines.
Aragorn: Oh.
Shain: Well, they’re going, I think that it will in the next hour.
Aragorn: Yeah.
Shain: So I’m going to see what this does.
Shain: And then if it’s an okay thing and it’s something you can handle,
Aragorn: Yeah. Of course.
DM: So, I believe.
Shain: I’ll give it to you and you can wear it.
Aragorn: Sure.
Shain: Because I have been in the select just helps you.
Shain: Focus basically.
Shain: So it can be quite useful.
Shain: I think.
Shain: And then this little trinket cool.
Shain: I’ll take my long rest and the tune of both because characters will have three or two minutes.
Shain: Lots.
DM: Yeah, you have 3.
Shain: I’m maxed out already.
Shain: Beautiful.
DM: Ok.
Shain: The wand of wonders in my hand.
Shain: Roll in these one.
DM: Well, the wand of wonder is, you would tune to it pretty easily, when you attune to the headband of intellect.
Shain: I’m going to start with the edge.
DM: Do you feel a little smarter?
Shain: Little smarter.
DM: Feel a little smarter?
Shain: How would I feel a little smarter if I already am really, really smart?
DM: Well, you feel a little bit smarter?
Shain: Oh, what’s, do I see any like downsides?
Shain: I have any problems?
Shain: Like, if I try saying a tongue twister, is it still possible for me to say it?
DM: Nope.
Shain: Like, is there anything we’re going on in a curse effect?
DM: Now, everything seems good.
Shain: What if I, in, I’m assuming I’m in a bed right now or something, right?
DM: Yeah.
Shain: What happens if I just,
Shain: what’s a safe spell?
Shain: That’s a good question.
Shain: Why was if I cast a little, even though there’s nothing to do it on, why was it like,
Shain: do like a freeze cast midair?
Shain: Like, what would, is there anything going to happen?
Shain: Like, if I expend a spell slot, let me do that.
Shain: I’ll expend a spell slot and try and cast a freeze cast up the air.
DM: Yeah. When you cast your magic, it works just fine.
Shain: Alright, it’s weird.
Shain: Anyways, how do I, do I have to also take a short rest or long rest to unatune from a magic item?
DM: I honestly do not remember.
Shain: I’ve never had to like…
Shain: Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh.
Shain: Andrew, buddy, buddy, buddy, buddy, buddy.
Shain: Now listen, I think you’re going to, I think I’m going to give it to you,
Shain: because I think this is going to bring your intellect up to a considerable higher amount.
DM: Yeah.
Shain: The only thing is I’m not sure what the downside is, because this has got to be a downside.
Aragorn: I don’t think I’m okay.
Shain: You think you’re okay?
Shain: Okay, okay, I’m just going to hang on to it for now.
Aragorn: Oh, dear.
Shain: I’ll just, I’ll sit up in the middle of the night.
Shain: Hey, by the way, Ericorn.
Shain: I’m going to leave this head down.
Shain: Okay, okay, thanks.
Shain: I fall back asleep.
Aragorn: All right.
DM: I don’t know.
Shain: And I wait for the next day, assuming unless there’s anything that, uh,
Aragorn: Time to kill his daughter.
Shain: whoa, roll requests after what?
Shain: Hang on.
Shain: What just happened?
DM: I don’t know.
Shain: What?
Shain: What?
Shain: What do I do?
DM: It’s fine. Don’t worry about it.
Aragorn: Yeah.
Shain: Is this intentional?
DM: No.
Shain: Okay, okay.
Shain: All right, cool.
Shain: Is there anything that Mr. Ericorn wants to do while I’m sleeping and all that?
Aragorn: I think I’m okay.
Aragorn: I don’t really got anything to do.
DM: Okay. In that case, you were waking.
Shain: Yes, sir.
Shain: Yes, sir.
Shain: At a crisp 5 a.m.
Aragorn: I don’t know.
Shain: Yeah, well, here’s the thing Ericorn, if we scare her, she’s going to be afraid of us and he’s not going to give me.
DM: Oh my gosh.
Aragorn: I don’t know.
Shain: Or she might just be afraid of us.
Aragorn: No.
Shain: We have to do it.
Shain: If we want to make her afraid of something, you had at least from what I understand, you have to.
Shain: Separate the behavior from the person making the behavior or the said things scary.
Shain: You know, because I mean, you could be very scary.
DM: I’m not sure.
Shain: I don’t know if I am very scary person.
Shain: Even if you feel like if I were to try, I’m not that crazy or anything.
Shain: Not like crazy, crazy, but rats.
Aragorn: I don’t know.
Shain: Rats.
DM: Crafts?
Shain: I rather than I rather.
DM: I brought a room with crafts.
DM: The rats made me crazy.
Shain: And rats make me great.
Aragorn: I don’t know.
DM: Crazy.
Shain: Or rather.
DM: I’m sorry.
Aragorn: I don’t know.
Aragorn: I don’t know.
Shain: I read.
DM: I can’t.
Shain: You see.
Shain: No, we’re going to stop.
Aragorn: I don’t know.
Shain: No, it’s okay. It’s fine.
Shain: Are there any.
Aragorn: I don’t know.
Shain: Are there any time strands around?
DM: I lost my breakway today.
Shain: Any time strands just laying around the floor anywhere?
DM: No, unfortunately.
Shain: Where do I find those?
Shain: Because he said he’s taking care of them.
Shain: You know what?
Shain: You know what?
Shain: No, I can’t have to teach her magic, I have to use magic.
Shain: So okay.
Shain: Never mind.
Shain: I was going to summon.
Shain: Maybe I should have.
Shain: I’ll teach her magic.
Shain: Keep going.
Shain: Anyways, assuming that there’s nothing that we really need to do.
DM: That does seem somewhat smart.
Shain: Nothing that I can.
Shain: Steel that’s really worth anything because it’s a guest room.
DM: All right.
Shain: I’ll just wait until she comes knocking.
DM: Well, you’re just chilling.
Shain: I’m not going to.
DM: And at about a crisp nine in the morning.
DM: You hear a knock at the door?
Shain: You want to get that air going?
Shain: I don’t know who that is.
Shain: Thank you.
DM: As you open the door, there is the girl you saw earlier.
DM: And she just kind of has the biggest smile on her face.
DM: Are you going to teach me magic?
DM: If she’s not talking to you, Mr. Flexinator, she’s talking to one the door.
Aragorn: Oh.
Aragorn: Oh, I’m not a magic.
DM: So, her completely ignoring all manners just barges into the room and runs up to you, Flexi.
DM: So, you’re going to teach me magic?
Shain: Here’s the deal.
Shain: Listen.
Shain: What’s your name?
DM: My name is Delinola.
Shain: I’m Shane.
Shain: That’s Error Gorn.
Shain: He’s my professional bodyguard because you know wizards have to make sure we’re safe.
DM: Well, that makes sense.
DM: You can cast magic.
Shain: Yeah, I could cast magic.
DM: Are you a bad magician?
Shain: Am I a bad magician, Error Gorn?
Shain: I’ve had.
DM: Why do you need protection?
Shain: Well, protection from things that I can’t see from things that I’m not ready to anticipate.
Shain: But yes, I am here to teach you some magic and he is also going to show you.
DM: I’m not a bad magician.
Shain: Maybe a couple things that might help amplify magic.
Shain: I kind of raise an eyebrow over at him.
Shain: I struck my shoulder and I look back at the kid.
Shain: So what do you want to learn?
Shain: What’s your curiosity?
DM: Magic.
Shain: Do you know about those six different schools?
Shain: Like have you read anything before?
DM: I don’t go to school.
Shain: Oh, okay.
Shain: Well, that’s fair.
DM: I have a tutor.
Shain: Have you read anything about it at all or been taught anything about it?
Shain: Or am I the first one?
DM: Oh, I had a tutor a while ago.
DM: But he said I couldn’t use it.
DM: So, I got him fired.
Shain: Oh, okay.
Shain: Well, that’s probably a good thing.
Shain: Is she human, by the way, just curiosity?
DM: Yes, yes.
DM: I do others.
DM: They are all human.
Shain: Yeah, just curious because she sounds really small in my picture, my head.
DM: Yup.
Shain: All right. How about this?
Shain: I’ll show you that I’m capable of casting casting a magic, whatever.
Shain: Let me hear.
Shain: How about this?
Shain: I snap my fingers and the crow will manifest over.
Shain: Kind of. Is there like a fire place or something here?
DM: I’m not in the room that you’re in.
DM: It’s not really a fireplace.
Shain: Probably.
Shain: I know.
DM: In this room, I assume you guys are towards the entrance of the…
DM: It’s more just like an entrance.
DM: Very nice for you.
DM: There’s basically a couch, some chairs.
DM: There’s a table.
DM: It’s more just an area to gather than anything else.
DM: That makes sense.
Shain: I’m not going to be able to do that.
DM: I don’t know what you’re talking about.
Shain: But I just put my character in a moral dilemma.
Shain: Why?
Shain: What do you mean?
Shain: This is just me.
Shain: This is Shane is a younger character.
Shain: That’s all this is.
Shain: Well, they’ll have the crow.
DM: You’re a pet.
Shain: I guess how about this?
Shain: I’ll put the crow on Andrew shoulder and they’ll be like, uh, puff.
Shain: Yeah. And I put my hand out like an arm and he’ll fly over and perch.
Shain: I actually kind of haven’t gave him a name yet.
Shain: He’s called. He’s right now. He’s just familiar.
Shain: Which is like an assistant of sorts.
Shain: You know what?
Shain: You can absolutely pet him.
Shain: You can actually know what?
Shain: How about this?
Shain: You can name him.
DM: Oh.
Shain: What does he look like to you?
DM: Let’s see.
Shain: And he looks the crow like gives this very intense stare like he looks.
Shain: Crow is staring into the soul like the side eye.
Shain: And he’s looking up and down.
Shain: Like nice.
DM: She kind of reaches out to pet him.
DM: She’s not super nice about it.
DM: She’s a child.
DM: You’re a crow.
DM: It does the snap of a poke-satter.
DM: Don’t do that.
Shain: Nibbles.
DM: And she just kind of nipples.
Shain: I think that’s the character shape or whatever it is.
DM: It’s the character sheet for all of eternity now.
Shain: Well, a bracket.
DM: Nipples.
Shain: Nibbles.
Shain: We’re still on a crow.
Shain: Well, he.
Shain: This is just one of the many things we can do.
Shain: We can also do stuff like this.
Shain: And I will open.
Shain: Is the door still open that Andrew had?
DM: I’m sorry.
DM: Yes, it is.
Shain: I’ll just snap my finger and the door is just slowly closes.
DM: That’s really basic magic though, isn’t it?
Shain: How about.
DM: I saw a guy out of the street and he had big explosions.
Shain: See, I could.
Shain: How about this?
Shain: I will.
Shain: If she wants to be.
Shain: Thoroughly impressed.
Shain: Singularity.
Shain: Sir.
DM: I’m saying you already searched.
Shain: I’m just going to know.
DM: She just dies.
Shain: No.
Shain: Sorry.
Shain: You wanted to see something big and explosive.
Shain: Explosive.
Shain: Well, how about a black hole?
Shain: What about this?
Shain: I will.
Shain: On purpose.
Shain: Just.
Shain: Polymorph the crow into a lion.
Shain: No.
Shain: What’s.
DM: I’m sorry.
Shain: No.
Shain: No.
Shain: I’m going to go.
Shain: And also the spider.
Shain: But.
Shain: Polymorph.
Aragorn: Well, no, I think it’s an ornament.
Shain: Because I have it in the spell story.
DM: Oh no, bro.
Aragorn: Oh, no, bro.
Shain: Let’s go.
Shain: you
Aragorn: So butter has your name.
Aragorn: I’m doing great.
Aragorn: You know, Instagram Reels has turned a turn for the worst.
Aragorn: I’ve been getting so many school fights.
DM: That’s fantastic.
Aragorn: Someone’s head got straight up.
Aragorn: Fucking.
DM: Oh no.
Aragorn: What?
Aragorn: Oh.
DM: I said, oh no, he goes, it’s okay.
DM: I’ll be right there.
DM: What does that mean?
DM: What glass?
Aragorn: I showed the door.
DM: A little glass?
DM: Like a wave?
DM: Like a wave?
DM: Like a wave?
DM: Like a wave?
DM: Like a wave?
DM: Oh no.
Shain: I
Shain: I had the power strip of my foot
Aragorn: So that’s what you mean.
Shain: like
DM: I thought you just pulled a date and just knocked over your computer and it shattered on the ground.
Shain: yeah
Shain: yeah
Shain: no no see I’m more careful hopefully
DM: I’m sorry.
Shain: I’ll turn the crow into I’ll do it like a baby white leopard or how about like a medium-sized white leopard how about that
DM: Okay.
DM: When you do that, she just has a big smile on her face.
DM: You have another pet.
DM: She goes up and goes to like a hug it.
Shain: yeah that’s still nibbles just a little different
Shain: um
Shain: and then yeah
Shain: uh basically I can do a majority of things that a majority of people can do like wizards and
Shain: sorcerers and whatever warlocks per se well not necessarily because they’re a little evil fish
Shain: complicated I’m just telling you right now that this whole world of magic
DM: She says she’s kind of like climbing onto the small snow leopard.
Shain: that if you want to learn is going to take a lot of dedication
DM: You just summoned or probably morphed whatever.
Shain: yeah
DM: So when do I give you the gasp I first fell?
Shain: how about this I’m making a deal today we’ll work on one very
Shain: helpful very useful and also could be flashy could be shiny type of spell that will
Shain: just be good enough for now how about that but on one condition is along with you learning magic
DM: Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, I get it.
Shain: eragon and I have also taken the responsibility of teaching you the importance of safety and not
Shain: using this um around people
Shain: do you get it okay then how about this and for now as long as she’s like you know
DM: Yeah, yeah.
Shain: not gonna be like well I do magic is I need it like you know as long she’s not like going crazy
Shain: I’ll just I’ll teach her if I can yeah
DM: I did want to go ahead and friendly reminder.
DM: This is only at about, this is 9 a.m.
DM: According to what Moon’s or whatever his name was, he told you that she’s supposed to be in regular studies up until one o’clock.
Shain: okay
Shain: got you okay also other condition we gotta do uh your your basic school for now and then after
DM: So it does kind of.
DM: Yeah.
Shain: that I’ll teach you this cool well I mean I don’t necessarily disagree with you on that um but
DM: But I don’t want to.
Shain: that’s also what your father told me um so you know I’m not too sure but I think I
Shain: either go with him or go with you so I don’t know it’s if you tell me we have to
DM: Yeah.
Shain: then technically I I have to because it’s what you want but also he’s overriding it’s a see
Shain: I’m in a very weird position eragon help me out help me out huh what do I do
Shain: well you know you’re a good guy to bounce things off of I don’t know if you have any any idea
DM: Yeah.
Shain: no no I’m just like I’m conversing I want to see what your thoughts are because you have thoughts
Shain: obviously
DM: Like I got thoughts.
Shain: yeah
Shain: yeah
Shain: no
DM: I’m going to make sure the harmless bells aren’t harmful.
Shain: yeah exactly
Shain: yeah yeah it’s a terrible trick to learn
Shain: 15 10 pounds sorry
Shain: yeah
Shain: yeah not really anything helpful just enough
Aragorn: So definitely terrible.
Aragorn: That’s enough to steal things.
Shain: uh listen I’m I think what we can do how about we make it deal as well you’ll do 10 minutes
DM: Yeah.
Shain: of school of hard work and then you’ll do 10 minutes of hard work with me how about that
Shain: and we keep trading it back and forth but if you start falling behind on the regular school stuff
Shain: I can’t help you
Shain: it’s better than learning nothing right
Aragorn: Oh, shit.
Shain: hey
Shain: mm-hmm
DM: Yeah.
Shain: okay but you owe me okay
Shain: all right um I will do this do you think the tiger is big enough to swallow the girl and
Shain: teleport into his pocket dimension
DM: You asked for a medium sized.
Shain: I know it was it was partially a joke but I also really thought about it was the first thing
Shain: that came to mind okay which is probably that um except doing traumatizer but I would be okay
DM: It’s actually pretty smart though. I’m not going to lie.
DM: Are you kidding? She’d probably love it.
Shain: with that oh dang sucks to suck I guess uh
DM: I’m not cracking.
Shain: Eric going to go out there act like um I don’t know get her away please
Aragorn: I summon the crack and then eat her all.
Aragorn: I got you.
DM: Can you hear her away?
Shain: all right
Shain: you
Aragorn: I’m going to go to the woman.
Aragorn: Is she is she is she hot butter?
DM: Yeah.
Shain: she’s like a 50 year old wide
Aragorn: Now 40.
DM: She’s not really.
Aragorn: There’s a difference.
Aragorn: I still see.
DM: She’s 40 years old. She’s not, you know, conventionally hot or attractive.
DM: She’s not hideous or ugly either.
Aragorn: I guess just cracked.
DM: So anyways, that was a long winded way of saying, what are you on up there to?
Aragorn: It’s kind of like the later, I guess.
Aragorn: I’m like, I started to go about this.
Aragorn: What would you want me to see?
Shain: I was just I was just thinking you’re gonna be like uh yeah well now you don’t need to
Aragorn: I’m not flirting with this woman.
DM: I don’t know.
Shain: you just go like you’re just like oh that was a long night and or you know I don’t know
Aragorn: You know, they were serving.
Shain: it just makes not make something up per se but tell a little truth with a little lie that way
Shain: it’s
Shain: yeah no don’t tell me I’m not because I’m like I’m gonna get fired I have to be on campus
Shain: uh
Aragorn: So I just tell them tell them the deal that you did.
Shain: come to you
Aragorn: tell you the business?
Shain: you can tell whatever you want I don’t think I I can really put any info here this is all you
DM: Yeah.
Aragorn: Yeah, we’ll just, we’ll be like, what’s up?
DM: Yeah.
Aragorn: Why? She’s currently busy with one of the tutors.
Aragorn: But they’re doing a trade deal so that they do school work and exchange for magic stuff.
DM: Yeah.
Shain: you
Aragorn: So they are still working on school.
DM: She kind of raises a knife around us.
DM: Very well. Just for today.
DM: You know, I noticed that she’s carrying kind of books and.
Shain: up
Aragorn: What? What? What? What?
DM: She kind of hands it to you and says, here are study books.
DM: Make sure she goes at least through to chapter four today.
Aragorn: Is there a 3 to 4 or 1 to 4?
DM: She’s currently on chapter two. She needs to be through chapter four today.
Aragorn: Okay. Okay. Any other work other than reading? Like any notes?
DM: Yeah. That book is far more than reading.
DM: She knows what to do with it. Just give it to her.
DM: If your deal works out, she’ll accomplish more doing that and listening to me.
Shain: What
Aragorn: I’ll be sure to relay the message to my friend.
Aragorn: And then I’m a walk back.
Shain: why
Aragorn: I’m gonna kick down the door.
Aragorn: Wow!
Shain: with that woman. She had gone me for hours.
DM: All right.
Aragorn: She was heading on there.
Aragorn: She touched me.
Shain: Cover your ears, child.
DM: Unfortunately, guys, I have to go. So we’re going to have to wrap up right here.
Shain: No worries.
Aragorn: No!
DM: I’m super sorry.
Shain: Level up. No, you’re good.
Shain: Yeah. Yeah, we do.
Aragorn: What?
DM: What does not level up by talking to a child for half the session?
Aragorn: Hey! Yeah, we do.
Shain: Andrew and I have been good partners.
DM: Oh, I didn’t know that.
Shain: We actually, we learned a lot from each other.
Aragorn: Yeah! Do you know how to do this?
Shain: We learned a lot.
DM: Apparently, no, you know, that’s on me.
Shain: Yeah. Yeah, you must have been
Aragorn: Oh! You know what? You know what? You know what? You’re still moving to this DM stuff.
Shain: Yeah, it’s almost about a year straight.
DM: Yeah. Yeah.
DM: I’ll do better next time.
DM: I apologize.
Shain: Well, I don’t know worries, but
Shain: Level up and we see a
Shain: Dwaygan’s character, which I am going to be really curious on how we meet him.
DM: Yes. As my.
Shain: Yeah. You know what?
DM: I know I’ve been thinking about a lot of things.
Shain: I could do a little sending if needed or you could use me as a plot hook. I don’t know.
DM: Unfortunately, I don’t have a conclusion yet. I don’t know.
Aragorn: We shot a bad head.
Shain: Shadow band the character.
Shain: Well, thank you for the session.
DM: Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I’m sorry. I’m just a tired.
Shain: Sorry, I was late and I ran a little short.
DM: Are you guys are absolutely wonderful?
Shain: No, you’re good.
DM: Yeah.