Shain: So, first of all, the Jordan’s are fake.
Aragorn: First of all, you’re Jordans.
Shain: What?
Aragorn: They’re gay.
Shain: All right.
Shain: Last off in the campaign of Crystalis, episode 57, almost a full year running. We’re here.
Aragorn: Close enough.
Aerendyl: Is it actually the 57th session?
Shain: I don’t know.
DM: Yes.
DM: I don’t know.
Shain: We are, we’ve almost been a whole year, by the way. It’s like three months off.
DM: I lost track a while back.
DM: I’ve been meaning to count it up, but yeah.
Shain: Two months.
DM: Two months.
Shain: Yeah, yeah, it’s gonna be your anniversary.
Shain: We should figure out if.
DM: Actually, it’s actually closer to one month because it’s April 4th was our first session. Hang on one second.
Aerendyl: Bro, we gotta do an anniversary session.
Shain: Okay.
Aragorn: New line.
Shain: The 19th today.
Shain: Okay.
Shain: And.
Shain: Okay.
Shain: No worries.
DM: What?
Shain: Listen.
DM: Okay, sorry.
Shain: That’s what I’m saying.
DM: But yes, you guys got, let’s see, you guys basically finished your farewells, or you were remembering your farewells to an race. You guys basically made sure that you had a horse, then went to, you had your two nice horses, an orange slash light brown horse and a dark brown spotted horse. You guys decided to, instead of taking the long way around, from, from Dicernia all the way up to Intellectia to Judica, you decided to cut through the forest, while ignoring every possible sign that maybe you should turn around. You continued until Shaniar grows attacked by bats. You guys continued finding a magic circle, a large 50 foot magic circle with green glowing magic, and a woman chopping up a body in the center of it. She noticed you guys, turned around, went towards you, and Mr Aragorn in his infinite wisdom shot two wonderful arrows, missed the both of them, but hit the cat.
Shain: Yeah.
Shain: Okay.
Aragorn: New line.
Shain: Okay.
Shain: We cut right through.
Shain: Bad idea.
Shain: Yeah.
Shain: It was a good idea.
Aragorn: Thank you very much.
Shain: Fearless.
Aragorn: Thank you.
Aragorn: Thank you.
Shain: He’s still alive.
Aerendyl: Bro, our sessions are so different.
Shain: Yeah.
Shain: Yeah.
Shain: I forgot about the cat.
DM: The cat…
Aragorn: So do I get, I killed the cat before I even.
DM: the cat died. The cat died, angered the presumably witch, who finished casting a spell bringing the mutilated corpse that was behind her alive, creating a wonderful concoction of a zombie. You guys continued your fight. She eventually used the magic circle again, giving up most of her energy and power to summon a fire elemental. You guys then completely killed the witch and doing so… yeah, Aragorn did. Doing so eventually freed the zombie and the elemental who proceeded to essentially run away. You guys let him run away. What am I missing? Aragorn, your horse died. However, you guys both hopped on the same horse and finished your ride into Intellectia, and that is where we continue. It is now 3am, so it is certainly dark out. What did you guys want to do? Are you guys going to look straight for an inn? Are you guys going straight for an inn, or what are you guys?
Shain: Yeah.
Shain: Yeah.
Shain: Yeah.
Aerendyl: What the fuck?
Aerendyl: Like, oh my, what the fuck? For you, worse. Bro, how many animals are dying in your sessions?
Shain: Yeah.
Shain: I don’t know.
Shain: Oh, yeah.
Shain: He hasn’t even heard about. We’ll tell Aaron about it when we see you.
Aragorn: Okay.
Shain: Yeah, a big one.
Shain: A big boy.
Shain: Aaron.
Shain: Yeah, legs ripped off the back so now I got one horse.
Aragorn: Too many, too many.
Shain: So many, so many.
Aragorn: All for the kingdom. Oh. I played a scary roblox. I’ll be at 3 a.m..
Shain: All for the kingdom.
Shain: Time of the day, first off.
Shain: Dang.
Shain: All right.
Aragorn: I’m sorry.
Aerendyl: Thank you very much.
Aragorn: I say we just go for it and.
Shain: Aragon sleep.
Aragorn: Yeah.
Shain: Figure out what we’re doing here. We need to go to Judicar, presumably. Before tomorrow, or I guess when we wake up tomorrow or today, however you want to look at that. I have something to tell you because it’s of importance. And if I don’t make it out of this alive, then you can tell the others what happened to me. Okay, but it’s fine. Let’s just get some rest. Don’t worry about me. I’ll be fine.
Aragorn: Absolutely.
Aragorn: Absolutely.
Aragorn: Yes.
Aragorn: Yes.
Aragorn: Oh, no worries.
Shain: Yeah, yeah, yeah.
DM: Are you looking for?
Aragorn: No worries.
Aragorn: Are you confessing your love to me?
Shain: Start sweating profusely?
Shain: No.
Aragorn: Are you sure?
Aerendyl: New line.
Shain: Yeah, I’m sure. I already have someone.
Shain: Thanks.
Aragorn: I throw a chair across the room. It’s like when Thor throws down the bar.
Shain: Where did he get a chair? Like, bro, that’s not cool.
Shain: I want another.
Aragorn: I want another!
Shain: So I guess we waltz in try and get ourselves some in at 3am.
Aragorn: I’m looking for penis.
DM: Any kind of specific in like a high quality or low class or just the closest and you see? Okay, um As you enter the town, it’s pretty dead pretty quiet. I mean not actually dead, but you don’t I’m saying You eventually find your way Getting to see here getting to here and You spots a wonderful in titled the Etherenia spinner a It’s a what seems to be a relatively high class and They have a very big foyer. Hey, just sitting waiting room off to the side Everything is spotless You guys want to stop there or are we continuing looking? No, it looks very very high quality So you just you’re wanting to stay in the in the rich one Okay. And in that case, let me pull up… Ding’s the dong? Hang on one second, I’m trying to pull up the prices of this place. All right, you walk in and—yes, thank you for the sound effects—you walk in and it’s— they still have the lights on, as you would expect from a higher class N, always ready to welcome people. However, there is nobody at the front counter. Do you just want to call out, or do you just want to sit patiently? They unfortunately don’t seem to have a dinger now.
Aerendyl: New line.
Shain: For me, I’m looking for budget real budget.
Shain: You can find that right here. Yeah, just, you know, it’s it’s a sleeping, you know. Oh, a fear in us.
Aerendyl: New line.
Aragorn: It’s a ghost house.
Aerendyl: New line.
Aragorn: Does it look shady?
Shain: Okay.
Aerendyl: New line.
Shain: I mean.
Aerendyl: New line.
Aragorn: Oh.
Shain: Let’s go in and see the price and if I feel like we can squeeze it up. Oh, wait, that’s right. I forgot jingles the pocket. I forgot we were rich.
Aragorn: So then, let’s go!
Aerendyl: New line.
Shain: Wait.
Shain: Well, I think the idea here is we’re going to walk in, check the price on a room for one bedroom and just chill. Ding, ding, ding, dings the doorbell. I don’t know what it is. Dings the dong on the table.
Aragorn: Hello?
Aerendyl: New
Aerendyl: line. New line.
Aerendyl: New line.
Shain: Yes.
Aerendyl: New
Aragorn: Sorry, what?
Shain: Yes, that’s what I did.
Aragorn: I should show you guys my Walmart vest one time. I got a bunch of Disney pins on it from Disney. Actually, Disney World.
Shain: Yeah, Shane’s going through it.
Shain: You know?
Shain: Yes.
Shain: I feel like you’re that cool guy.
Shain: I feel like you’re that cool guy running at it.
Aragorn: I got a rocket pin. I got I got a rocket pin. I got a rocket pin.
Shain: Hey, Diddy, enjoy the amplifier.
Aragorn: I gotta show you that.
Shain: Mm-hmm.
Aragorn: So you discover the part.
Shain: Yeah.
Shain: Mm.
Aragorn: You You Fuck.
Shain: Mm.
Shain: Can I ring the dinger?
Shain: Did I have it?
Shain: Well, guess what? I make the hand motion like there’s a bell in front of me, like almost miming it, and I say, huh, that’s weird, and I’ll use, for the first time in the whole campaign, I’ll use an internal clock to set a loud audible ding. So you just see shade, ding.
DM: All right.
DM: When you do that, a man dressed in a very fine suit kind of comes around the corner and says, What was? Anyways, welcome.
Shain: Oh, thank you.
DM: How can I help you today?
Shain: Sorry it’s so late.
Shain: I was just wondering how much would a room for just the both of us would be. I look over at him, smile, not the not the guy, I look over at Aragon, I smile, two beds. OK, yeah, that’s fine. Does this count as a?
DM: Is this an individual room or a room with two beds?
DM: That would be 25 gold coins.
Aragorn: Oh, she.
DM: Now keep in mind that you guys are used to staying at low quality inns where generally it’s one or two gold a night. Can it take you down to zero, actually? 15 apiece would be 30. Are you leaving a tip,
Aragorn: Per night?
Aragorn: Oh shit.
Aragorn: Yeah.
Shain: Yeah, yeah.
Aragorn: Right.
Aragorn: Okay.
Shain: Could I talk you down to zero? You know, I can hear you. If you and I split the cost of Aragon, I’m fine to do that.
Aragorn: Don’t talk it out any cheaper.
Aragorn: Sure.
Aragorn: Yeah, sure.
Shain: All right.
Shain: 15 a piece.
Shain: 15 a pop?
Shain: I believe that’s how that works. I can’t do the subtraction in gold. How dare you.
Shain: Anyways.
Shain: Oh, sorry.
DM: or…?
Aragorn: Do you not know how to do that?
Shain: I’ll take care of the extra five, I guess. I forgot how to do math. So there you go. I’ll put however much 10 in and you put the five.
DM: It’s 25 gold.
Shain: No, yeah, no. How much was it?
Shain: 15?
Shain: It’s twenty-five?
Shain: Five.
Aragorn: I’ll just play it in full! I’ll just do, we’ll just do trade-off nights, how about that? Jesus Christ, you’re fucking autistic.
Shain: How about that?
Shain: Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Shain: You.
Shain: Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
DM: Very well, sir.
Shain: Of course I am. Sorry, my friend and I have these arguments a lot.
Aragorn: No, you’re not supposed to say that!
Aragorn: So, you buy a property.
Shain: I told you.
Shain: Uh, yeah.
DM: Although, we do ask that you keep the volume down during the night hours. Important question. Is your crow currently on your shoulder, sir, or is he in his pocket dimension? He’s on your shoulder, okay. The guy calls out, unfortunately there’s also a five gold pet fee.
Shain: Yeah, absolutely.
Aragorn: I’m gonna let out the most ferocious scream.
Shain: All right, thank you.
Aragorn: No, I’m joking.
Shain: Yeah.
Aragorn: Crows can’t be in buildings, we’ve established this, it instantly dies.
Shain: He’s he’s on my shoulder at the moment.
Shain: No.
Shain: Oh, that’s fine disappears.
Aragorn: Great heavens!
DM: Oh, there you are.
Shain: Nice.
DM: We simply ask that you don’t bring him out in the rooms. He, uh, he hands you a pair of keys.
Shain: He’s in his own little place. And now it cuts to like a crow sitting in a rocking chair, smoking a pipe in the newspaper in a white room.
Aragorn: Okay, why is it smoking weed? You know it, fair enough.
Shain: Why not?
Shain: Why can’t it? Give me a reason why the we’re getting a pipe for the bread.
Aragorn: I can’t.
Shain: Thank you.
DM: It says it’s going to be room 112. It’s going to be up the stairs.
DM: Third room on your right.
Shain: All right.
Shain: We tiptoe down the hall so that way we don’t wake up anybody. Now keep an eye out for anything weird. I guess that looks like a magical.
DM: All right.
Aragorn: Mm-hmm.
DM: You don’t really see anything that, uh, that pops out at you.
Shain: Just in case.
Shain: Good.
Shain: I hope not.
Shain: I hope not.
Shain: I’ll be terrified. And I’m going to die. That’s kind of fire though. Yo, bro, you want the margin symbol in your forehead?
DM: All right.
DM: Oh, okay.
Aragorn: You’re gonna shove what? No.
DM: All right.
DM: Then I see you guys are going to sleep.
Aragorn: I can’t.
Aerendyl: New
DM: All righty.
Aragorn: I’m gonna, I gotta show you all this. This fucking, sorry, this threw me off, hello, because the wagon’s being a bitch, but…
DM: What is this?
Aragorn: This is what he sent me.
Aragorn: This is what he sent me. This is what he sent me. This is what he sent me. on my head.
Aerendyl: New line. New line.
DM: Okay.
DM: Okay. Good for you, I guess?
Aerendyl: Son, you are the strategy.
Aragorn: Thank you so much for joining us.
Shain: Oh, my.
Aragorn: Okay you That’s enough out of you Butter, butter, butter, butter, butter, butter. Permission to punch Dwagon in the face.
DM: Yeah.
DM: Permission granted. Sleeping time. Sorry, I should have been very clear. It is a very large, very nice room. There’s pretty much anything that you’d need for a stay. Even a medieval version of a minibar.
Aerendyl: AHHH!
Aragorn: Okay.
Aragorn: Uh, Dwagon, you take three points of bludgeoning damage in the next time you play campaign. Remember this, or I will give you a penalty. How do they know though? Like, how do they know?
Shain: Arendelle will remember this. Alright sleepy time and before like I go to bed completely, assuming we have enough separation in the room or whatever, I was I was like do they have a phone I can ring somebody up and get me some…
DM: Oh, how did they know?
Shain: They just know.
Shain: Magically they know. They got they got um they got clear voids up there.
Aragorn: Oh, okay.
Shain: That’s what it is.
Shain: They spy on us when we sleep. Yeah that would be kind of creepy. So just to make sure, I don’t have the what are they called? Time strand. Trugg broke the time strand, right? Like he broke it and shoved it in. He shoved it in my chest, right? Is it, like, if I look where he…
Aragorn: Awesome.
DM: That is correct, yes. That is correct, yes. Well, he took the time strand, put it up against you, and then pulled it back, and then he took it with him. So it’s not like it stuck in you or anything. Yeah, I thought you were gonna try and do that. You can do whatever you darn want to.
Shain: Dang!
Aragorn: What?
Shain: Okay, I was gonna try to pull it out. Okay, I guess I can’t. I was like, I want to put the dohechahedron in the time… Can I find a time strand? How do I just find those? Can I just do that? Okay, I cast ninth level wish.
Shain: Don’t die.
DM: Got it, got it, got it.
Shain: Just kidding. Is there… So, am I familiar enough to what a time strand is? Like, did it have a feeling it gave off, or no? Like when I was holding it.
DM: Um, not really.
Shain: Okay.
DM: Um, you didn’t really get a lot of information from it at all. Uh, it’s you more, you more just got the feeling of mystery more than anything else. I mean, if anything, the closest thing that you could possibly see it being is somehow related to dodecahedron, but other than that, no.
Shain: Hmm.
Aragorn: Okay.
Shain: Okay.
Shain: I don’t know what to do.
Shain: Um, I’ll pull out the dohaka dihedron, set it down. And before I go to bed, I am going to just trace out the, like on like my piece of paper, my book, whatever you want to call it, a, just like a kind of drawing of the dohaka dihedron and all its small details. Nothing like crazy, just something like a reference. Um, and then, and then, and then. I don’t have enough spell slots to do this, but I want to try blowing it up at some point and see what happens. Hey, what’s the worst that’s gonna happen?
DM: Okay.
Aragorn: Okay.
DM: I’m sorry, you want to try blowing up your dodecahedron?
Aerendyl: Ugh, ugh, ugh, ugh, ugh, ugh, ugh.
Aragorn: We all die.
Shain: I’m gonna die anyway.
Shain: No, no, no, no, no.
DM: Hey, you know, you just never know. I mean, you just never know.
Shain: It’s fine.
Shain: I never know. Like, there’s no other information really to learn about this that I haven’t learned already. Like, if I focus on it, if I, like, research, if I look at it, there’s nothing different about it. It’s the same, right? Like, nothing’s changed, nothing’s altered.
DM: No, nothing seems different. I mean, uh, actually, role investigation for me.
Shain: Okay.
Shain: Where’s my dice tray?
Aragorn: Okay.
Shain: Oh, I forgot to have all the dice in the dice tray.
Shain: Oh, wasn’t that fun? Uh, investigation. Fifth, not 256, just 15 plus that is 26.
DM: 26.
DM: Good lord! Uh, with the 26, you do notice ever so slightly that the shade of, um, darker. Not a lot, nothing that would be immediately observable, but it does seem to be just a little bit darker.
Shain: Expertise, baby?
Shain: Well, I just kind of say a lot. Hopefully, whoever this guy is who has one of these, we can figure out an arrangement so that way I can go back home because I don’t want to be here. And I think the world, the timeline doesn’t want me here either. And on that, I will shut the book for the dohichedron and the bag of holding. No, the regular bag, because I want to blow up the universe and go to bed.
Aragorn: Okay.
DM: Okay.
Aragorn: Okay.
DM: All right, so everybody going to bed then? All right.
Shain: Arendelle, are you going to bed?
Aragorn: I got to, I got to, I’m going to, I’ll be back. I just finished my vest. Can I show it off butter real quick?
Shain: Oh, he’s dead.
DM: About…
Shain: Oh, yeah.
DM: Of course.
Shain: You got to show it, you got to show it. You’re that cool Walmart employee, huh? Well, who’s with Shane and Wu? I’m not confessing.
Aragorn: Okay.
Aragorn: Okay.
Aragorn: Okay.
Aragorn: Cool.
Aragorn: Cool.
Aragorn: Cool.
Aragorn: Cool.
Aragorn: Yeah.
Aragorn: Yeah.
Aragorn: I just got to, I got to, I got to take it off real quick.
Aragorn: Uh, what, one of my, one of my friends has Ponzu de Miku plays in their Walmart list.
Shain: Who’s with them?
Shain: All right.
Aragorn: Yeah.
Shain: That’s cool.
Aragorn: Yeah.
DM: Yeah, I’m not surprised.
Aragorn: I have your crush on them.
Aragorn: Too bad they’re 23 years old. Anyways, I’m going to take a picture of this is being a slut right now, butter. Don’t mind the dirt on the vest. I tried washing it. There is no way to remove it. Once it’s there, it’s kind of there. Yeah.
Shain: What are you doing?
Shain: Hey, I’ve seen this.
Shain: You know what?
Aerendyl: Drivers, clean up Aisle my pants.
Shain: I forgot to say it.
Shain: Jarvis?
Shain: Let’s see it.
Aerendyl: Oh, shit.
Shain: Ratatouille.
Shain: That guy looks familiar. Yeah. You know what?
Aerendyl: Is that Krunk?
Aerendyl: Yes, sir.
Aragorn: So.
Aerendyl: Welcome to Walmart, Andrew. Why is it all in capital?
Shain: Next person to see it well.
Aragorn: Yeah, so.
Aragorn: I don’t know. But so pretty much the rocket tattoo or not tattoo. Imagine the rocket pen is near the logo and then I got I got all these and then the staff pen is from the $50 hat. Not the best. Dude, I like no matter how many times you wash it. Yeah, it’s like it’s fucking it it well, it says it’s like stank like But like pretty much every day. I have to wash it now cuz it’s like it’s so fucking sweat absorbent like it’s like It’s like a fucking rag dude like here Dude in the summer that thing is so fucking terrible. Yeah Yeah, all right anyways sorry for the intrusion butter you can continue You Hello Claire buoyances Claire buoyances You Hey, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, uh, Lexi do you have Claire buoyance? You haven’t No Ah, I will open the door a hand on hilt I want to prepare for attacks if this person is hostile Fantastic ain’t it but no Dragon I’m gonna kill you Okay, cool.
Shain: Imagine.
Aerendyl: That shit’s clean.
Shain: That’s cool.
Shain: Yes, sir.
DM: No, you’re fine, you’re fine.
Shain: That’s awesome.
Aerendyl: Dad, I bet the vest smells awful. That shit stanky. Ring that shit out. Dude, you said summer and I got scared.
Shain: Thank you.
Shain: Me on my life.
Shain: Oh, it’s fine.
Aerendyl: Mm-hmm, mm-hmm, mm-hmm. Mm-hmm.
Shain: I’ll do it tomorrow.
Shain: Like, in game tomorrow, I was going to see what the headband of intellect of special needs do, but our what it does, but I have no idea. So I’ll figure that out tomorrow.
DM: Okay, as you guys are asleep, about five hours into your eight hour nap, there is a knock at the door.
Shain: What time is it?
DM: Room service.
DM: This would be about eight o’clock in the morning.
Shain: Is everything all right?
DM: Yes, I have your breakfast.
DM: Complementary, of course. As I mentioned, casting a spell is extraneous stuff, so you… Okay. Fantastic. Yes. Whenever you open the door, it’s literally just the person with food. Bro, you guys are staying at the nicest place in the whole town. Yeah, of course they have complimentary breakfast. No, I mean, there is slightly nicer, but you guys are at the highest level of inn. She just kind of smiles, rolls the cart just into the room and says, I’ll just leave this here whenever you’re ready, and then close the door behind her.
Shain: I do, but also I don’t because I haven’t taken my it’s because I haven’t. Yeah, one, I don’t have the spell slot and two, I haven’t gone through my full rest yet so I haven’t even recovered the spell slots in the first place. Like, at the moment.
Aerendyl: Mm-hmm.
Shain: I’m still in bed.
Aerendyl: Mm-hmm.
Shain: I’m the highest in the room.
Aragorn: How are we?
Aerendyl: Mm-hmm.
Aragorn: I thought 25 gold was cheap. Oh, okay. I kill her!
Shain: Sorry. Thank you.
Shain: Sorry.
Shain: I still need like another couple of hours. It was a late night.
Shain: Thank you. Thank you.
Aerendyl: Okay.
Shain: I think she’s flirting with you. You should probably go see her after we, you know, just since that’s in it.
Aragorn: No, I’m joking.
DM: I’m sorry?
DM: Of course, yes. Actually, no, not very thick, you know, she, she, yeah.
Shain: You’re going every, every, every king, he’s a queen, sir. I’m going to go.
Shain: Okay.
Aerendyl: Okay. you Thank you very much.
DM: Okay.
DM: Well, I tried.
Shain: You’re going to do the van handle.
Shain: You know what?
DM: Yeah.
Shain: Hey, you’re in your pocket. You’re in your pocket dimension right now. Yeah, I get up, crack my hand, reach over and see what it is. What do we got? We got pancakes, breakfast sandwiches, we got rollos, I don’t know, something.
DM: Hi.
DM: So I guess you just finished with your eight hours of sleep and you awake to relatively cold breakfast. But I mean, you could still eat it if you wish. Free food is free food. You have a very well made biscuit, some grits, a side of a little too done eggs, but some people like it like that. And you got some ham that they had cut up for you.
Aerendyl: New line.
Shain: My idea.
Shain: Sick.
Shain: I just sit down and as I’m eating, assuming that Aragorn does the same, unless he’s going after that chick right now, you know. So Aragorn, something important. Something actually really important. You remember Trug, the guy who like you haven’t seen in a while because I’ve been on that boat for like three months, right?
Aerendyl: New line.
Aerendyl: New line.
DM: Okay.
Shain: Yeah.
Shain: I actually can’t remember if it was when I was on the boat or right after I got on the boat. But it turns out that I’m just gonna die. And I’m not I’m not talking about like old age or anything. I’m talking. Yeah, I don’t know if it’s gonna be horrible, because I don’t really know what’s killing me. I’m just gonna go I was gonna like grit my teeth. It could have been better. Um, yeah, I don’t ever seen a Infinity War. When Dr. Strange goes, season. Yeah, that was my favorite movie here.
Aerendyl: New line.
DM: Almost every single time that you saw your death, it was painful and horrible.
Aerendyl: New line.
Aragorn: New paragraph. Thank you.
Aerendyl: New line.
DM: Hi.
Shain: No.
Shain: Please.
Aerendyl: New line.
Shain: Anyways, so Chug showed up and, you know, the weird thing that capsule or bottle or whatever it was that looked strange and I tried putting it together with the dodecahedron and it just wouldn’t work, like it was pushing away. Yeah, for some reason, I don’t know why, but Chug felt compelled to shove the time strand into my stomach very lightly, but it felt painful. And yeah, I saw, let me see, one counts the fingers, two, three, I saw like a couple different versions of what happens to me. I haven’t told anyone else this, I don’t think, maybe other than Arendelle, I can’t remember if it’s been so long. But a while ago, Trug told me to visit Nizarman?
Aragorn: New line.
Aerendyl: New
DM: Okay.
Aerendyl: line. New line.
Aerendyl: New line.
DM: Okay.
Aerendyl: New
Aragorn: New line.
DM: Okay.
Aerendyl: line. New line.
Aerendyl: New line.
Shain: No.
Shain: What was the name?
Shain: Sarizan? I think that’s what it was.
DM: Uh, it was, uh, yeah.
Aerendyl: New
Shain: Yeah.
Shain: And he said that there was another one of these. And I hold up the Doha Kahishian. And what’s happening is because I exist here, I am confirmed, not that I wasn’t suspicious of it, but confirmed, I am from a whole different timeline, I guess, different reality. I don’t really know to be completely honest in that aspect, but I’m not from here. And me being here is creating those time strands and those time strands are getting out of control. If there are too many of them, it sounds like that this whole entire crystalis or whatever this world is, is gone. Or I’m gonna go. And I think because every single time I saw the future possibility, I’m always dead. So if I can’t be alive, or if I can’t stay alive, it means that there needs to be a way to circumvent death, but also return to where I was because if I stay here, the problem still will persist and I will keep dying until, again, it’s over. It’s only delaying. One, I don’t have the ability right now to bring myself back from the dead.
Aerendyl: line. New line. New line. New line.
Aerendyl: New
DM: Okay.
Aerendyl: line. New line. New line. New line.
Aerendyl: New
Aerendyl: line. New line. New line. New line. New line.
DM: Okay.
Aerendyl: New
Shain: It’s not possible.
Shain: I don’t know anyone who can. I don’t think Arendelle has that ability either. And I don’t think you do. No offense. So the situation is. I, I wait and I die, something finds me and I die. I don’t know what it is, just like a black void that shows up and I just die. I go after this guy who has one of these. I die, presumably by his hands or whatever it is. If I try and get back home, I also die. But there’s one thing. That I’m 100 percent certain about. Is that Trugg confirmed. That Carcis. My master, the leader of the Elinor or Elinor, the enclave, the whole city. He’s still alive, which is really relieving to hear. He said in a sense, meaning I don’t know, physically present. But a guy that powerful can’t simply just be snuffed out. So he’s still around. If I can find him, he, I would say he might be able to. He could solve this in a snap of his fingers. So if I can find him, that’s probably my best bet. But if I just end up dying, don’t bring me back. Anyways, enjoy your breakfast.
Aerendyl: line. New line. New line. New line. New line.
Aragorn: Absolutely not.
Aerendyl: New
DM: Okay.
Aerendyl: line. New line.
Aerendyl: New
Aragorn: No.
DM: Okay.
Aerendyl: line. New line. New line. New line. New line.
Aragorn: Right.
Aerendyl: New
Aragorn: Okay.
DM: Okay.
Aerendyl: line. New line. New line. New line. New line.
Aragorn: Fair enough.
Shain: He continues to eat.
Aragorn: Oh, yes, let me trauma dump the many ways I’m going to die. Alright, time to eat. Fucking piece of shit.
Aerendyl: New
DM: Okay.
Shain: I’m sorry, Shane doesn’t know how to express his feelings, wow.
DM: Okay.
Aragorn: No, I’m joking.
Aragorn: Thor back.
Aerendyl: line. New line. New line.
Shain: Orvag doesn’t know how to…
Aragorn: Thor back.
Shain: Anyways, after we’re done eating, where did we park the haunts?
Aragorn: Born Nana.
Aerendyl: New line.
DM: Okay.
Aragorn: The singular haunts?
Shain: Where did I park the haunts? Where did we park it?
Aragorn: I don’t know.
Aragorn: That’s your horse, dude.
Aerendyl: New line.
Shain: Outside the hotel?
Aragorn: And the haunts.
Aerendyl: New line.
Aerendyl: New line.
Shain: The inn?
Shain: The haunts?
DM: Yeah, yeah, in your bed, your bed for sure. They had a place outside you can just kind of tie it to.
Shain: Yeah, the whores.
Aerendyl: New line.
Shain: Alright, I guess to…
Aragorn: Yes, yes, absolutely, yes.
Shain: I mean, I wouldn’t mind browsing around here and taking a look at what we have because I don’t know about you, this money is kind of burning a hole in my pocket and I kind of want to see what they have here because you’re saying that this is the biggest city in this continent? Okay, then I don’t mind taking a couple hours maybe just looking around come back here what do you say like an hour and a half more?
DM: Yes.
Aerendyl: New line.
DM: Yes.
Aragorn: I agree.
Aerendyl: New
Aragorn: I say we spend the whole day shopping.
Shain: A whole day.
Shain: Do you want to get back to your kingdom that might be needing you? I mean, they’ve waited how long? A couple of years, right? They could probably wait another day. It’s not like the Ice Legion or anything is gonna go after your people.
DM: Yes.
Aragorn: A whole day.
Aragorn: They can wait.
Aerendyl: line. New line. New line. New line. New line. New line.
Aerendyl: New line.
Aragorn: They’ve waited decades. How much is ten years?
Aerendyl: New
Aerendyl: line. New line.
Shain: Yeah.
Aragorn: A decade?
Aerendyl: New line.
Aragorn: They’ve waited approximately, they’ve waited two decades. They can wait one more.
Shain: They waited two- Like, one more decade?
DM: Yes.
Aragorn: Day.
Shain: Oh.
Aragorn: Day. Day!
Shain: I’m like, how long is this trip, dude?
DM: Yes.
Aragorn: Uh, pretty long. One step takes one year. We’ll be back in 25 century.
Shain: All right.
Shain: I don’t know where you’re gonna go. We get lost for 25 years. As we, like, leave the room, I guess, Mr. Andrew, can you roll me my favorite d12?
Aerendyl: New
Aragorn: Hahahaha!
DM: Yes.
Aragorn: POV Zorro!
Aragorn: P12!
Aerendyl: line. New line.
Shain: Don’t get a one.
Shain: Don’t get a one.
Aragorn: Wow, I just opened Instagram. An 11 year old died by suicide. Great, thanks Instagram. That’s what I wanted to see. Thank you.
Aerendyl: New
Shain: There you go, Instagram. You leave the room and you see a kid just die.
DM: Yes.
Aragorn: PENF!
Shain: A 10?
Aerendyl: line. New line. New line. New line. New line.
Shain: We’re fine.
Shain: All right.
Shain: Blue ripple, y’all know.
Aragorn: Sure.
Shain: Magic.
Shain: Cool.
Shain: Uh, I’m gonna go look for some magic shops, see if I can find some scroll. So hopefully, you know, not die. And then, uh, yeah, I’ll set up an automation maybe of… Don’t worry about that. That’s my, that’s my phone. Yeah, yeah, my phone has a ding ding. What on Samsung?
Aerendyl: New
Aragorn: Why did I hear a switch turn on? That’s your phone. What alert is it? Yeah. No, no, if I texted you, would it make that noise? If I can text him. Do you not have his phone number?
DM: Yes.
Aerendyl: line. New line. New line. New line. New line. New line.
Aerendyl: New line.
Shain: Uh, it is.
Shain: Let me, let me, let me.
Aerendyl: New line. New line. New line. Thank you.
Shain: Yeah.
DM: Yes.
Shain: You will in about five seconds.
Shain: Too bad.
Aragorn: How?
Aragorn: What’s your name? What’s your government name?
Shain: Young government name.
Aragorn: Noah?
Aragorn: No.
Aragorn: Ben, kill yourself!
Shain: Oh.
Shain: All right, go ahead and text me, Ben.
Aragorn: Ben?
Aragorn: Ben?
DM: Yes.
Shain: Anyway.
Aragorn: Sorry, butter. I didn’t mean to drop your government name. That is my fault. I meant to call it… I meant to call it wagon of slur.
Shain: You just dropped the name.
Shain: Oh.
Aragorn: My fault.
Shain: All right.
DM: Well, that’s about expected anyway. The nearest magic shop is approximately 4.3 miles to the northeast.
Aragorn: Uh-huh.
Shain: Magic shop. I don’t know if you want to come along. I Don’t know if it’s good to stay separated.
Aragorn: Yeah.
Shain: What’s up to you?
Aragorn: Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Shain: Yeah, probably in a place like this, I mean I didn’t say Did I say I don’t I I haven’t seen a cinematographer in a long time. Have you met harold? Oh I just I just What happened All right, sorry, I just got What Don’t worry, um, we’re heading there in about two seconds. Where’s the nearest magic shop? All right Yeah, I know this is you I was like you have me thinking No You Mm-hmm Uh-huh. Yeah What You Yes, yes Is my wife here is she here You Have fun at the big tinker shop Okay, cool, I’m sorry, man No, but she works here hopefully My little From another character No, I’m not actually gonna do anything with it, but I I want to speak to her Alarion’s wife You You You Blue magic sphere over it blew up. It’s gone You What hey what You don’t know it’s not for my character A Goblin you say Oh, um just looking for Some spells some magic items some things that can help me deal with them demons witches Zombies undead not really undead per se. I’m not really an undead guy No, not holy I don’t yeah, no unless you have like something to do with mistress she’s not really yeah Yeah, I’m just kind of looking I don’t know what you got show me your good stuff Oh Yeah, all right, thank you, what’s your name? Hold Damard or Damar Damard like the discord Damard, okay Okay, Damard, but nice to meet you I’m Shane Everon and this is a you can call him drifter All right, I’m gonna just go take a look at the spells Mr. Butter. Let me, I’m looking at the reference sheet because I’m trying to make a, make a backup plan because I know I’m going to die at some point. Do I have glyph of warding? First off, let’s find out. Do I have glyph of warding? I don’t believe I do. Do I have a G spell? Do I have a Y? I don’t have a glyph spell.
Aragorn: No, not good to say separate. Well, especially since you told me that you were going to tragically die, and with spears going through your chest, you getting burned at the stake while your hair is being pulled from gremlins, your insides being ripped open by a scimitar.
Aerendyl: New line.
Aragorn: It’s a very gruesome death.
Aragorn: Now, Harold, I think Harold was in that vision.
Aragorn: I know your visions now. I know your death in perfect detail. Oh, What has this session got This has gone from Dwaygen literally posting bullshit in the fucking general chat Flex explaining how he’s going to get burned at the stake And nothing’s happened with me so far Wow, wow, that’s descriptive. Do you know the exact route? Do you actually know the direct route?
Aerendyl: New
Aerendyl: paragraph. New
Aerendyl: Thank you.
Aerendyl: Okay.
DM: I don’t know.
Aragorn: Street to street.
Aerendyl: I know.
Aragorn: Am I going off of Blanco Drive to Negro Alley?
DM: Alright, you guys are currently…
DM: Where is it?
DM: Where is she?
Aragorn: Right.
DM: You guys are right here. Alright, so you need to leave here, take a left, take a right, go all the way down this road. Go all the way up here. Then you’re going to go down here. And you’re actually going to take another left. And you’re going to go down here, here, here, down to here.
Aerendyl: Okay.
Aragorn: I feel like you’re making this up on the fly. You have made a story for each- But are mad respects to you?
DM: Alright, yup, yup, yup.
DM: And then you’re going to turn here, and then go down here, and then go right here.
DM: Yeah.
DM: I literally am not, I’m referencing it, and it’s very hard to see where, uh, right here, and then here. This place right here. Welcome! Welcome, my dear friends, to the Blue Sphere Magic Shop!
Aragorn: Mad respects to you, dude.
Aragorn: I don’t know how you- how you plan this shit, but mad respects.
Aragorn: Anyways, let’s make the journey!
Aragorn: Hey!
Aragorn: What- what type of- what? Now, now what?
Aragorn: Now what?
Aragorn: Now, hold on.
Aragorn: Hold on.
DM: Yup.
Aragorn: I’m- I’m- I’m going- I’m going to ask you a very simple question, brother. What stores are on the way?
Aerendyl: Okay.
DM: Yup.
DM: Just about all of them? What exactly are you looking for right now? Alright, let’s see. Yes, so there’s one, let’s see, yup, right there. Okay, so there’s one here, then one here, then there’s one, yeah. And then there’s another one that’s back here, whatever you wanted to do. Just out of curiosity, where are you getting this information from, Flux?
Aragorn: Uh-huh.
Aerendyl: Okay.
Aragorn: Oh, so right next to the magic shop, okay. So we can wait. No, I’m going to go in the magic shop with you.
Aragorn: What the fuck do you mean?
Aragorn: Fucking hell, man. Yeah, but why are you talking like that?
Aerendyl: Okay.
Aragorn: Why are you?
Aragorn: Is there a girl that you like in here? Insight check. Hey, hey, flux, that’s a 19 on insight. Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, that’s a 19. Oh, I rolled a 19 on insight. I guess so.
Aerendyl: Okay.
DM: Your lore?
Aerendyl: Isn’t that metagaming?
DM: I was about to say, hang on, hang on, hang on one second. Hang on, hang on, hang on, hang on.
Aerendyl: I guess it’s just us and the bot. See, butter doesn’t know what we’re going to say until after tomorrow. Oh, answer.
Aragorn: Let’s see.
Aragorn: Let’s see.
Aragorn: Let’s see. Let’s see. Oh, they’ll be on the ranch. Fucking on the John Deere never felt better. Not the cornfields. Is he actually listening?
Aerendyl: Oh shit.
Aerendyl: Fuck.
DM: Hang on.
Aerendyl: I ain’t on my tractor. Yes, she’s going to get a transcript of this shit. This is on recording now. Luckily it’s encrypted and only goes to his private servers. Surely, surely he doesn’t upload this shit to some website.
Aragorn: Please.
Aragorn: Hi, by the way.
DM: Hang on, hang on.
Aragorn: Oh, you’re insane.
Aragorn: Oh, oh.
Aragorn: Hey, hey, hey, hey.
Aerendyl: The fuck?
Aragorn: I’ll drink a couple of beers of that. Gogla, me sucking Nick.
Aerendyl: Glug, glug, glug.
DM: Okay Sorry.
Aragorn: Oh, Gogla.
Aerendyl: Okay. Okay.
DM: Thank you very much.
Aerendyl: Butter, you’re gonna have fun in the next few days.
Aragorn: Do you, uh, do you want to listen to these recordings? You kind of want to listen to this one. Yeah, you’re going to want to, you’re going to want to post this on YouTube, by the way.
DM: what Uh, sometimes…
Aerendyl: You’ll find out.
Aerendyl: You’re gonna want to keep it secret for your secret stash. Or Pornhub. This should do with numbers.
DM: Okay.
DM: Okay.
Aragorn: Or that. Don’t say this shit doing numbers.
DM: Hey, hey.
DM: All right. Sounds like a plan to me.
Aragorn: Anyways, Flux, that’s a 19 on Insight. Tell me all your emotions about this one female. Go!
DM: All right, all right, all right.
Aerendyl: Cock.
DM: You guys enter, and there’s currently nobody but a goblin behind the counter. Nobody else is in the shop at the moment. As a goblin, you ask, as he looks up and says, You are welcome, and may I help you? So, holy objects didn’t perchance.
Aragorn: Thank you.
Aerendyl: I’m sorry.
DM: Oh.
DM: Well, we certainly have a wide variety of items.
DM: Of course, the usual bits. Decent stocking of health potions, as you do. Plenty of magic scrolls over there. We have a couple of magic items there. Then just miscellaneous bits along the other wall over there. If you have any questions, or anything that you’re looking for specifically, please be sure to let me know. Yes, nice to meet you. My name is Domard.
Aerendyl: Andrew, what is that?
DM: Domard.
DM: D-O-M-A-R-D.
DM: Hello.
DM: Hello.
DM: Nice to meet you.
DM: Alright.
DM: Oh, okay. A glyph of warding. Uh, that is… Let me check this. Currently, they do actually, yes.
Shain: All right.
Shain: Do they have a glyph? Do they have a glyph of warding spell scroll that I can absorb?
Aerendyl: Oh, my bad.
Shain: It’s a fold level.
Shain: Yes.
Shain: OK, I will take one if they have the availability, as you said. All right, cool. Pick one up.
DM: They do.
Shain: How much is it?
DM: Uh, it does not have a spell.
Shain: Roughly?
Shain: Can I, like, can I, like, take out my iPhone and check the barcode and see how much it is? That’s fine, I’ll hang on to that. It can’t be too much, right?
DM: Uh, no.
DM: You can ask him, though.
DM: Surely.
Shain: Surely.
Shain: Do they have?
Shain: Fine.
DM: Uh, do they have Revivify?
DM: Um…
DM: They do not. That is not normally something in Magic I have. Uh, some do carry it. Like, for example, that one store you’ve been before. But generally Revivify being Holy Magic is something that is restricted mainly to the Church.
Shain: Let’s do this.
Shain: Stupid.
Shain: Church people, Catholics.
Shain: Oh, sorry, no. No, not gonna happen. What’s a thing? That could be really useful. What’s a good spell? What’s a cool… Rasputin.
DM: New line.
Shain: I mean…
Shain: I’m really trying to think of some ways I can make some backdoor alley stuff. Do they have?
DM: New line.
Shain: Specifically…
Shain: I’m just double checking because I forget the spell names of everything nowadays. They don’t have any unusual spells, like things that aren’t in the normal book, right? They just got all the usual, right?
DM: Yeah, out on display seems to just be regular normal spells. Do they speak with animals?
Shain: Okay.
Shain: Cool.
Shain: There’s actually not much for that. So yeah, I am. I am okay.
Shain: Oh, wait, wait, wait, wait.
Shain: Do I have it with me?
Shain: First level?
Shain: I do not.
Shain: I want this.
Shain: Do they have speak with animals?
Shain: I’ll take a single scroll and I’ll walk over to the cashier.
DM: Let me check.
DM: They do, they actually have two scrolls that speak with animals.
Shain: Hey, Mohammed.
Shain: I know that’s not your name.
DM: Just the two scrolls. Alrighty. Let’s see here. Okay. That’s going to read you all in all about 750.
Shain: How much do you discuss, Mohammed?
Shain: Yes.
Shain: 750 gold, just to be clear. Okay, that’s fine. Yeah, of course, of course. The market is great here. Anyways, Spell is storing Polymorph the creature into a mouse. I’m just kidding though. I will put those on the counter. Hold these for me for just a second. I am gonna go take a look at… Do you have like any…
DM: Yes.
DM: No, $7.50.
DM: Generally, spell books are something that is, we don’t necessarily keep on display. Is that something that interests you? I must warn you, they are relatively pricey. Well, I do have access to one or two from old wizards that have recently passed. Generally the estate sells off the spell books to highest bidder. The current ones that are available, I believe the con rate for this one is about two and a half thousand and this one is six thousand. Granted, the one for six thousand is from a wizard that lived to the ripe age of one thousand and two, supposedly. His name isn’t listed here. Probably for, you know, privacy’s sake. Um, it actually doesn’t specify anything specific, just contact information. It just has an address here. Unfortunately, I can’t give that out unless you’re an interested buyer. Well, if you truly are interested, it’s for an address down in Sagehaven. This is from a recently deceased person that, oh, very interesting. They seem to have specialized in botanical magic. Generally, yes. They just seem to have specialized in that area. Yes, there are wands over there on the back counter, along where I said the miscellaneous items were.
Shain: No, I’m gonna say weaponry.
Shain: Any like wands or staffs or… Spell books if you guys have spell books here? I don’t know how that works still. Yeah, yeah, definitely.
Shain: Yeah, that’s fine.
Shain: I’m going to spell books with Googinwheel. I spitter.
Shain: Yeah.
Shain: So we’re talking like couple thousand gold, couple hundred thousand. Who is that?
Shain: Alvin?
Shain: Just out of curiosity.
Shain: For who, may I ask? Well, I am interested.
Shain: I just…
Shain: I need some money, that’s all. I’m like, not that far off, but I’m kind of far off.
Shain: Okay.
Shain: Cool, I’ll maybe take a look. What about this other one, though? The one that’s cheaper.
Shain: Botanica.
Shain: I look at Eric going, is that like the, the, you know, weed, as you kids call it?
Aerendyl: Oh, the shape of the shape of a cool hat. There’s such a freeloader.
Shain: Botanica.
Shain: I know, botanica.
Shain: Yeah, I know, I’m just, I’m joking, I’m joking, I know botanica.
Shain: Oh, okay.
Shain: So this is like a, I look over back at the cashier, this is like a druid spellbook thing and I explain it. But yeah, it looks okay. Well, if there’s no other like wands or anything that can help me survive. Okay, I’ll take a look. Aragorn is there anything you want to look at while you’re here? Because I’m going to ponder for a bit. You want any like, oh, wait, you probably want to go to the blacksmith. All right, I’ll hurry this up.
DM: Okay, I don’t know what wands would be interesting to you, so I’m just going to list off what you got. There is a wand of paralysis, a wand of secrets, a wand of web, and a wand of wonder. A wand of secrets, basically you can use it and if it trapdoors within 30 feet of you, it kind of pulses and points at the one that’s closest to you. The Wand of Wonder. It has seven charges, generally. Essentially you can target a creature and then roll on the Wand of Wonder table to see what happens.
Shain: All right.
Shain: Shane dashes over hundreds of miles per hour. What wands? What wands look interesting to me as Shane?
Shain: Yeah, that works.
Shain: What’s a wand of secrets?
Shain: Uh-huh.
Shain: And what about the wand of wonder? Of course, there’s another thing for me to roll. I pick it up and bring it over. How much is this, the wand of wonder? Hang on, do I get the math? I don’t think I got that much money on hand. 24,000 plus 750 for the two spell scrolls, right? If I’m not mistaken.
DM: That’s our highest quality piece right there. Very good eye. It’s currently going for about 24,000 gold.
DM: Are you actually going to ask the guy if you can bargain? A merchant will always tell you no, you can’t bargain until you bargain.
Shain: That’s over, that’s easily over 3k.
Shain: I’m not making that.
Shain: Could I, I don’t know.
Shain: Do you guys bargain here? Is that like a, can I do that?
Shain: Yeah.
Shain: So this is what, like 2,400?
DM: So he kind of goes, well, we don’t generally bargain though. No. Yes.
Shain: Oh, sorry.
Shain: You said 24,000. Oh, I, I throw it at, I’m just like, and I’ll buy the two scrolls. All right. Um, so there’s nothing else that you want.
DM: By the way, I just want it to be known that I misread the thing. It is 2,400, not 24,000. I apologize. For whatever reason, it was in the wrong- it wasn’t displaying it in gold, so, okay.
Shain: Here we go.
Shain: And then I’m like, that worked. Why did I hear dice roll, sir? Do you, do you play D and D?
Shain: I even have a D and D player and you want to have some, Oh, he’s using D and D beyond.
Shain: Okay.
Shain: I do.
Shain: Okay.
Shain: I do need at least glyph of warding. How much would it be if I just took away, speak with animals? Probably nothing crazy, right? Okay, so then it would be 650, right? Which, oh my gosh.
DM: Uh, the glyph, uh, sorry, Speak with Animals, uh, that one is 150 by itself. I’m going to just say something.
Shain: No, Andrew.
Shain: Do you have 20 gold on hand I could borrow?
Shain: Yeah.
Shain: Yep.
Shain: Well, hang on.
Shain: Yeah, I need 20.
Shain: I’m about to blow my whole load here, okay? I go back and take the wand of wonder. I set it on the table and I think to myself, I deserve something nice. And I’m gonna buy, I’m gonna get rid of the speaker’s animals, I’m gonna buy with a warning, wand of wonders $3,050 down the drain. All right, that should suffice. Like, by the time I’m done counting it, it’s like a huge stack of gold that I can’t even see the goblin anymore. Oh, wow, he gave it to me. Wand of Thunder. Okay, gotcha. Yeah, I was like, that is 24k.
DM: I don’t know why the, the, the prices it shows in the thing is what it shows because that’s not what it shows whenever I search it up.
DM: It’s weird Yeah.
Shain: Cool.
Shain: All right.
Shain: I’ll talk to you maybe later. This is a beautiful magic shop. I bet you a lot of wizards come here, especially in cool hats.
Shain: And yeah, bye.
Shain: I’ll leave.
Shain: I want a cool hat.
DM: Yes.
DM: All right.
DM: He should just buy a cool hat then.
Shain: No, I’m not going to.
Shain: Shane doesn’t wear hats. He needs his locks flowing. First things first. Hopefully I didn’t spend the money and ruin this. I roll the, uh, it’s a level three spell.
DM: Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Shain: Can I do that real quick?
Shain: Just like a consume spell scroll. All right.
Shain: Oh my gosh.
Shain: I beat the DC by 10.
Shain: Wow.
DM: Wow, that’s crazy.
Shain: All right.
Shain: That’s crazy.
Shain: All right. Aragorn to the blacksmith. Also, sorry.
Shain: I have no more money.
Shain: I didn’t think I was going to spend it all. I don’t have any more money left there. Thanks for your donation of 20. I really needed that.
Shain: Sorry.
DM: All right.
Shain: Yeah, you’re gonna want to buy some things. Alright, blacksmith, he goes.
DM: You arrive at the wonderful blacksmith. It’s just right down the ways being right here. The prestigious grindstone. Whenever you enter, there appears to be a female halfling, approximately like 50-ish years old. She turns to and says, welcome, how can I help you? The strongest… Hang on one second. I wasn’t expecting that question to come out.
Shain: Thank you.
Aerendyl: Nerd.
Shain: Vibrate.
Shain: You’re not going to thrill unless you have your own thing in your world, but yeah. Adam, I’m told.
DM: Hang on.
DM: No, it would probably be mithril, right? Yeah, mithril. My brain went straight to adamantite, but I’m like, nope, that’s from Overlord. Never mind, I’m wrong!
Shain: Oh, Andrew, we can get married.
DM: Adamantine!
DM: It’s just adamantite!
DM: A sword, you say? Well, generally, per pound. Adamantine goes for about 5,000 gold.
DM: Let’s see.
Shain: One.
DM: In that case, that would probably be a alloy of mithril and probably platinum with a touch of steel for strength.
DM: Which sword?
DM: Luminous’s Vengeance. She kinda looks at it and says, well I can’t really speak for the what appears to be magic imbuement of it, but it does, the mithril itself is slightly inferior but not by much, I’m not sure if it would be worthwhile.
Shain: Um, question butter, because I never really got a look at his sword. Do I know if this like the magic of human is good, like, can I tell just at glance or no.
DM: Ah, you couldn’t tell, it’s not like that at a glance.
Shain: Okay.
DM: Well, a dagger generally will use about half a pound, so it would be about 2,500 for pure adamantine. Or were you wanting something that we went to the compounder?
Shain: Okay.
Aerendyl: Damn!
Shain: Okay.
DM: Gotcha, gotcha.
DM: Uh, would that would come out to be a little less than 1,500 give or take?
DM: Of course.
Shain: Thank you.
DM: I’m sure you understand, an order like this will take some time. We have to forge the alloy and everything. We do require a down payment, though. Oh, well, it isn’t often we have somebody who actually comes in with money. You’d be surprised how many ask for the highest quality and expect to pay pennies for it.
Shain: Okay.
DM: He says he’s been poor for most of his life.
DM: She, um, it would be a little less than I’m going to have to go confer with the actual blacksmith who would do the job and I’ll be right back with some paperwork.
DM: After about 10-20 minutes, she finally comes back out with about three pages of a contract.
Shain: Okay.
DM: She says, okay, well, I conferred with them.
DM: I was a little off the mark.
DM: Total price is going to be 1380. Is that reasonable? Perfect. Okay, so it will be 1580 then. The only problem would be the time. He says even if he rushed for it, it would take at least three days.
Shain: $13.80.
Shain: That’s a good deal.
Shain: $13.00.
Shain: Dang it.
Aerendyl: Damn!
Shain: He’s generous.
Aerendyl: Damn!
Aerendyl: You’re going to regret that when you go to prison.
Shain: I mean, we could save for three days.
Shain: That’s fine.
Aerendyl: You’re going to regret that when you go to prison.
Shain: I mean, I don’t have anywhere to be. I mean, actually. Yeah, you know about that anyways.
DM: As you guys are discussing the specifics, you both hear out of your pockets, a muffled kind of ringing. Are you guys going to take it out of your pockets or? Well, you’ve got like two seconds. Are you going to try and finish your conversation? You’re going to take thing out of your pocket. It’s a both of your thingies. You guys both got orbs of zoom.
Shain: Oh, got service again.
Shain: Or I could take the thing out of your pocket.
Aerendyl: You’re going to regret that when you
Shain: I reach.
Shain: I don’t have one.
Shain: I gave it to Maurice.
DM: Oh, that’s right.
Shain: Maurice.
DM: That’s right.
DM: You don’t.
Aerendyl: go to prison. You’re going to regret that when you go to prison.
Shain: Maurice. I reach in his pocket over his shoulder.
DM: All right.
Shain: I’m like, sorry.
Shain: We haven’t told you this, but he’s not with us anymore.
DM: As you now have the thing in the middle of the blacksmith, it begins to just speak.
Shain: Why?
Shain: Sorry, I gotta take this.
DM: How does this work?
Shain: I gotta take this.
DM: I’ve made it.
DM: Doo-doo-doo.
DM: Uh, Yin-lai, are you there?
Shain: What?
DM: Sorry about the other two, sorry about that.
DM: I need to contact Yin-lai.
DM: Yes, yes I am Watto.
Shain: Sir.
DM: So, are you busy?
DM: Are you done with your things?
Aerendyl: You’re going to regret that when you go to prison.
Shain: Make.
DM: Um, busy right now, no.
DM: Currently on my way to the barn, having just taken care of, um, I guess I’m a I do believe that Gedro was trafficking people.
Shain: What?
Shain: What?
DM: I believe he’s a very bad individual.
DM: We already knew that.
DM: Lucky for you and I, I now have a massive criminal organization that works for me, so if we have an address and location, I’ll just send them to go hunt down those little cronies.
Aerendyl: You’re going to regret that when you go to prison.
Shain: What?
DM: Well, whenever you’re done with what you’re doing, if you can come here, come back to the inn, I’ll go to room 63. I have a man tied up here.
DM: He was a colleague, Mr. Kedrow.
DM: I told him, I promised him that I would kill him, so I’m hoping that you could kill him for me.
Aerendyl: You’re going to regret that when you go to prison.
DM: Say no more. It’s like the bartender, I see. I’m on my way after this.
Shain: What?
DM: Yes, thank you very much. All right, I’ll see you in a bit. Shane, you didn’t hear any of this. It will make you into accomplices.
Shain: What?
DM: Yes, we have done some very not very legal things over here, so just kind of plug your ears and go la la la until it vanishes.
Shain: Well, great.
Aerendyl: You’re going to regret that when you go to prison. You’re going to regret that when you go to prison. You’re going to regret that when you go to prison.
Shain: I heard the whole thing.
DM: The lady is just standing there, just mouth open.
Shain: Hey, hey, an extra five gold.
Shain: You didn’t hear it.
DM: Of course. Hear what? Will that be included in the paperwork? You’re just going to slide it to me right now. Pleasure doing business.
Shain: See you.
Shain: Goodbye.
DM: Anyways, sign on the X here and come back in three days.
Shain: Bye.
Shain: Who’s very honest?
DM: Yes, yes, I’m sure.
Shain: I’m already out.
Shain: I’m done.
DM: Of course, of course.
Shain: Hey, so Aragorn, we’re outside now. Um, listen, you know, this, this, uh, that was kind of bad. So, you know, it’s been three months.
DM: Thank you.
DM: See you soon.
DM: Goodbye.
DM: No.
Shain: Why is any other, why, why, why, why is this happening?
Shain: Andrew? How did, wait, you can still hear us?
Aerendyl: Same as casual. Wait, is this an actual line butter?
Shain: I opened a vacuum.
Shain: Wait, is this thing on?
Aerendyl: Damn.
Aerendyl: That would have been funny as hell.
Shain: I thought that was recording.
Shain: Anyways, so I don’t know what his name was, but yeah, we, I could go in there and brainwash her if you want. I could just take the memory out. Do you think a hundred gold is going to keep her from speaking what she should say?
DM: Uh-huh.
Aerendyl: That would have been funny as hell.
Shain: Will you sign?
DM: Oh, glitchy side.
Shain: What?
Shain: What?
DM: Okay.
Shain: Okay.
Shain: Of course.
DM: Okay.
Shain: Well, this has been an interesting turn of events. I guess. Which probably is a good thing. You went under a clever name, I guess. So three days. Three days here. How much are you left with, like gold-wise? Still, or is that without the downpaint?
DM: Okay.
Aerendyl: That would have been funny as hell.
DM: Yeah.
Shain: Oh, okay.
Shain: Oh, okay then.
Shain: You do you.
Aerendyl: That would have been funny as hell.
Shain: Yeah.
Shain: Yeah.
DM: Yeah.
Shain: I’ll take three in if you want.
DM: Yeah.
DM: Do you mean a jewelry store?
DM: On shop?
Aerendyl: That would have been funny as hell.
DM: I do not know what kind of I’m looking for here.
Shain: The black market.
Aerendyl: eBay.
Shain: Obama.
Shain: We have the meats.
Shain: A boutique.
Shain: Okay.
DM: Okie dokie.
Aerendyl: That would have been funny as hell.
DM: Let me let me check what we got around here.
DM: Let’s see.
DM: OK, the closest thing that matches that description. There’s a place. Over yonder about. Where the crap is this?
Shain: Thank you.
DM: But do do do do do do do do.
DM: Yes.
Aerendyl: That would have been funny as hell.
DM: A fence look. Oh, okay, so you’re looking for a fence. Unfortunately fences are generally, they generally deal with stolen goods. Yeah, yeah, well, you know, a fence isn’t easy to come by. This will work though, trust me. There’s a place right here. Uh, essentially they deal in making the, uh, jewelry and any fine, fine thing like that.
Shain: Thank you.
Aerendyl: That would have been funny as hell.
Shain: Don’t worry about it.
DM: Okie dokie.
DM: Um, it’s thick. Of course they do. The name is the Enchanting Stove Jeweler.
Shain: Don’t worry about it.
DM: Because why not.
DM: There is a male gnome that’s currently behind the counter. He’s dealing with a customer that brought in what appears to be a diamond necklace and he’s kind of appraising it to look at. Are you just gonna patiently wait your turn? Okay, after a little bit he tells the woman that it’s high quality diamonds and that he’d be willing to buy it off of her for a fair price of 1200 gold. She agrees and leaves with her payment.
Aerendyl: That would have been funny as hell.
Shain: Thank you.
Aerendyl: That would have been funny as hell.
Shain: Thank you.
DM: He says, Yes, how can I help you?
Aerendyl: That would have been funny as hell.
DM: Okay. How did you almost die?
Shain: Thank
Shain: you. Almost died.
Shain: My armchair just decided to like not exist and then I almost fell.
DM: What did you do?
Aerendyl: That would have been funny as hell.
DM: Okay, please don’t die.
DM: He says, Of course, are you looking to sell today or are you just wanting an appraisal? Well, look at this necklace first.
DM: You said it’s the silver necklace with the gemstone, right?
Shain: Okay.
DM: Let’s see, well this is definitely real silver. This pendant though, that’s intriguing.
Aerendyl: That would have been funny as hell.
DM: He kind of grabs like a magnifying glass type thing, you know the kind they use to look at jewels and stuff, and you know he’s kind of looking at it.
DM: Well, I would give you a fair bit for that. Let’s look at this robe here. Sorry. And who did you say had this? This is very well designed. Oh, the stitching. This is from overseas. Well, I would give you a good 800 for the necklace. The robe is, well it does have some nice gold embroideries along the side. And the stitching is certainly impressive. The silk does leave some to be desired.
Shain: Okay.
Aerendyl: That would have been funny as hell.
Shain: Okay.
Shain: Yeah, he’s with me a lot of the time.
Shain: Well.
Shain: Yeah, a little while.
Aerendyl: That would have been funny as hell.
Shain: Yeah.
DM: I could give you a good 400.
DM: Alright, so total that would be 12. Alrighty. Here’s your gold. Thank you very much for your patronage. I know just who would want some of this. Thank you, sir. We pride ourselves on being fair to everyone. Is there anything else I can help you with? Are you perchance looking for a ring for a special somebody?
Shain: Yeah.
Aerendyl: That would have been funny as hell.
Shain: You’re a nice guy. But I’m staying.
Aerendyl: That would have been funny as hell.
Shain: Oh, me, me, me, me, me.
Shain: Can you buy me a ring?
Shain: I got nine copper.
Shain: Help me, he’s so rich that he won’t help.
DM: Yes, I am.
Aerendyl: That would have been funny as hell.
Shain: I’ll let him eat the ground, I don’t know.
Shain: No, no, no, no, no, we give it to the inn as a, or the, that, the place where he, the stall. We give it to them for free and then we leave.
DM: He sighs and just says, I see that your situation is worse than you described. I hope you guys have a wonderful evening and please feel free to return if you have any more of your father’s goods that he’d sold.
Aerendyl: That would have been funny as hell.
Shain: How big is this guy?
DM: Uh, well, I mean, he’s a gnome, so…
Shain: Hey buddy, why don’t we put on a bag of holding?
Shain: I’m just kidding though.
Shain: Won’t be much.
DM: Hey, yo!
DM: He’s a crisp three foot seven.
Shain: Yeah, I could pick him up and put him in there.
Aerendyl: That would have been funny as hell.
Shain: Aragorn.
Shain: Pick this guy up, put him in a bag.
DM: All right.
Shain: Nah, I’m just kidding.
Shain: We get out, or he gets out.
Shain: Alright, so three days.
DM: What do you guys want to do now?
Shain: We should probably leave a message, Aragorn, to the people that we don’t know anything about. From what it seems like, it sounds like the way they were talking, Erindale and Yinlir are separate.
Aerendyl: That would have been funny as hell.
Shain: Who separates separate people so that you’re on your own?
Shain: Is that actually how that works? Because that’s what it sounded like to me. Is that what it sounded like to you?
DM: Guys, guys, it’s an audio call.
Shain: I’ll make assumptions.
Shain: You know what?
Shain: Let’s get a Zoom call.
Shain: Come here, come here.
Shain: Make sure they can see us in frame.
Shain: So we’re going to hold out this little thing in front of us, flip open the thing.
Shain: We’re just smiling like Aragorn’s head on my shoulder.
Shain: Hey!
Aerendyl: That would have been funny as hell.
Shain: I know, I know, buddy.
DM: It’s the video call.
Shain: We’re going to treat it like this.
Shain: So, like, in the background, you’re just completely, like, stone cold. Yeah, I know they can’t.
Shain: They’re not going to see it, I don’t think, are they?
Shain: It’s not like a hologram.
DM: He didn’t really give you a rundown lesson or nothing, but there is a relatively big button on the side. It is now slightly pulsing. It stops pulsing. So, make a vibe check. The vibes are good. The vibes are very good.
Shain: I’ll flip it open, and I guess, how do I start this thing? Do I just click it? Do I focus on it?
Aerendyl: That would have been funny as hell.
Shain: Do I what?
Shain: All right.
Shain: I’m going to press it. All right.
Shain: Is this thing on?
Shain: All right.
Shain: So, here we are.
Shain: Right?
Shain: We made it.
Shain: Intellectia.
Aerendyl: That would have been funny as hell.
Shain: Everything’s fine. We did not hear your conversation about Yin Le or any of these cool coincidences that have happened that may or may not be slightly illegal.
Shain: Absolutely not.
Shain: Yeah.
Shain: Yeah, no, it’s fine. So, he’s got it. We got it. We have to wait three days here. My guy’s getting a really cool thing. I forgot what it was because my brain is fish right now. Yeah, it’s like, what’s that?
Aerendyl: That would have been funny as hell.
Shain: I don’t know what that is.
Shain: Oh, I gotcha. But basically what we were saying or what I was calling is, uh, we’re okay. Sort of for now.
Shain: Um, well, we could be doing better. We had gold. We don’t anymore.
Shain: Well, I don’t anymore.
Shain: Sorry.
Shain: But uh, I’m not trying to be a freeloader.
Shain: I just spent my money on some cool stuff and now I’m realizing that I probably should have saved some. But you know, you can forgive me, right?
Aerendyl: That would have been funny as hell.
Shain: Okay.
Shain: Anyways, we’re just basically saying we’re all right.
Shain: Um, I guess I’ll see you guys soon.
Shain: I don’t really know where we’re going to meet up.
Shain: Um, I don’t even know if you guys are halfway done with your business. We haven’t even begun to start ours realistically.
Shain: You like it?
Shain: Wait, three, three more days?
Shain: Four?
Shain: Yeah, so no, you could, yeah, you could say that. I don’t know what that term comes from, but anyways, we’re fine. Everything’s good. Uh, I’m going to have to update you guys cause it’s too much to explain. I don’t know if we lost recording or not on this.
Aerendyl: That would have been funny as hell.
Shain: I don’t even know if it’s still on.
Shain: I hope this is going to send. If it doesn’t, I’m sorry.
Shain: Anyways, Arendelle, don’t do anything stupid. Yinlair, same thing.
Shain: I don’t think you’d do anything stupid, Arendelle. I didn’t mean it like that.
Shain: I’m just, whatever.
Shain: Have a good day.
Shain: I’ve done very stupid things. Oh yeah, there’s this witch.
Aerendyl: That would have been funny as hell.
Shain: You know what?
Shain: No, we’re not even going to get into it.
Shain: Have a good rest of your day.
Shain: I hit the end button.
Shain: Do you think that’s send?
Shain: I feel like that’s sent.
Shain: Can I tell if it’s sent?
Shain: All right.
Shain: Can I get a vibe check on the zoom call? 14 plus religion is that. So this equals. Dang.
Aerendyl: That would have been funny as hell.
Shain: Anyway, I guess we wait here three days.
Shain: I’m going to try to figure out a way to like you could. Yeah, we can make cash. I mean, I don’t know if I can find a temporary job or anything, but I mean, I probably should at least find something. It can’t be that hard to find a job here. What, two days? Just some part-time work? Maybe I can go help move something? Ah, what are you kidding? I can’t move anything. I could help organize books at the library. I’m sure they pay. It’s not volunteer work. We probably shouldn’t spend the money at that nice fancy hotel, even though I want to, but you probably should save your money. So, yeah, so anything you want to do, because I am out of ideas, out of options and soon to die. Well, now I understand that I want to at least help a little bit. Um, yeah, I’ll find something. There’s gotta be like a job poster board. Um, yeah, I guess we’ll just meet back at the front of the end and like, what time is it right now?
DM: The vibes are
Aerendyl: That would have been funny as hell.
DM: good. The vibes are very good.
DM: The vibes are
Aerendyl: That would have been funny as hell.
DM: good. The vibes are very good.
Shain: Mr. Bubby.
DM: Thank you. you Oh, no, I just felt like it. I’m recording the message, so I didn’t want to spoil it.
Aerendyl: That would have been funny as hell.
Shain: 5 PM, 3 PM, 3 PM.
Shain: So let’s be back here in like what? Two and a half hours? I don’t know. I’m going to go look for a job. I don’t know if you want to do something or I don’t know if you have people you want to meet here or maybe you want to go visit the political people and tell them that you’re the son of them.
Aerendyl: That would have been funny as hell.
Shain: Okay.
Shain: Why is he deafened? Why was he deafened?
Aerendyl: That would have been funny as hell. I thought Butter deafened me because you guys were doing the response. So that’s for me later. I believe tomorrow because I leave Friday. Yeah, I leave Friday, so… Are we gonna try for same time normal butter?
DM: Tomorrow.
DM: No.
Shain: Why did he do that?
DM: I believe so. I will, I will allow you to respond because actually the timing works out perfectly, to where you could, it would be just now at the end of your session, such beginning.
Shain: I’ll try.
Shain: You know what?
Aerendyl: Here.
Aerendyl: I’ll let you both know.
Shain: Just because I can and I don’t think I’m going to need it today. I’m going to use the third level spell slot to use sending on Arendelle. Hey, friend. Yes, this is an instant message. Hey, friend, it’s me again, Shane.
Aerendyl: Oh, no.
Aerendyl: Is this an instant message?
Shain: Are you okay?
Shain: Are you alone?
Shain: Busy in there with you. I think that’s 25 words. But I think it’s that. One E five, I believe.
Aerendyl: Oh, boy.
DM: Thank you.
Aerendyl: And how many words do I get to say? 25. Yeah, I’m good. Alone. Just finished killing somebody.
Shain: Message, not.
DM: You’re good, you only have 13 words. You, you guys are currently still in Comcast. You still haven’t left.
Aerendyl: And making a lot of gold. No, no, no. Gold.
Aerendyl: I know I’m counting.
Shain: Maybe where you are, I don’t know.
Aerendyl: Gold.
Aerendyl: Where am I? What’s the city I’m in? That’s for the next session. Still in Concrest. That’s one word, right?
Shain: Still in is two and conquest. But yeah, so you’re now what, 10?
DM: Yep.
Aerendyl: Concrest is one word.
Aerendyl: Yeah, I know.
Aerendyl: Yeah.
DM: That should be 16 words now.
Aerendyl: Still in Concrest.
Aerendyl: Uh, that’s…
Shain: I love you.
Aerendyl: Uh…
Aerendyl: Sixteen, yeah.
Aerendyl: I have actually killed…
DM: Perfect.
Aerendyl: Two people!
Aerendyl: This week.
Aerendyl: Bye. Uh, can I switch killed to tortured?
Shain: No, no, no, I’m gonna, because I’m still with Aragon at this moment. Sorry, I’m chatting with Arundel.
DM: Sure.
Aerendyl: Thank you.
DM: Wait until the original spell slot to say what? By the way, just to make it clear to everyone, you could send back to back sneak and zoom calls. Like there is nothing stopping you.
Shain: It’s, well, he’s, um, tortured. He’s killed one and tortured two? They’re in conquest, or he’s in conquest. I didn’t ask where Ynglaar is. Sounds like, they said, he said he’s separated at the moment. Yeah, I’m honestly, if he’s running a criminal organization, I don’t care.
Aerendyl: Okay.
Shain: No.
Shain: What?
Shain: Every day, every time I just woke up.
Aerendyl: Sorry, babe. We couldn’t Skype tonight, but that’s all right. Replied two hours later. Already dead.
Shain: Yeah, you know what?
Shain: I’ll send another message of sending. Any update with Yynlair, his location, and are you in any danger at the moment, particularly from the Ice Legion?
DM: Thank you.
Aerendyl: All right.
Shain: How many words does that one, two, three?
Shain: I think I got like, let’s just say three more.
Shain: I miss you.
Aerendyl: Yiddler is currently outside. I’m still in the inn, cleaning up after a person. Sorry, after killing a person.
Shain: That side is one word, yep.
DM: Thank you.
Shain: In cleaning up.
Shain: After after a person.
Shain: After killing a person, OK?
Aerendyl: I think that’s 15.
Shain: Yep.
Aerendyl: What the fuck is the Ice Legion?
Shain: He doesn’t remember you should remember.
DM: Yes, I see you was the people that you stick in.
Aerendyl: Do I remember the Ice Legion button? I don’t remember that shit. Oh, the one that I carved!
Shain: Then they like attack us.
Shain: Retract that as well.
DM: Yes.
Aerendyl: Oh yeah.
Aerendyl: Let me retract those seven words. No Ice Legion yet. No, no, those don’t count. That’s me, not Erno. We’re safe.
Shain: Uh, oh, that’s another message ended.
DM: Thank you.
Shain: Very safe.
DM: Thank you.
Aerendyl: Uh…
Shain: Two, three. Yeah, we’re No. Location said, yeah, yeah, destination.
Aerendyl: Um…
Aerendyl: I think I have like…
Aerendyl: I think I have like four more words left.
Aerendyl: We…
Aerendyl: We’re… I can save two words. We’re…
Aerendyl: Going…
Aerendyl: Uh… We’re going to die, yes.
Aerendyl: We’re going…
DM: Thank you.
Aerendyl: Let’s just say I have an extra word. We’re going to location soon. Like our destination. I should say destination instead of location. You just, you just get a whisper in the wind.
Shain: Cool.
Shain: All right.
Shain: Update on that.
Shain: They’re heading to their location soon, Aragorn.
Shain: They’re safe.
DM: Thank you.
Shain: No Ice Legion detected.
Shain: He’s cleaning up after the bodies or whatever is happening after people. He didn’t specify if it was after the torture, but my guess is yes.
Shain: Oh, what do you know?
Aerendyl: It was after the torture.
DM: You get a vibe just like, yeah, it’s probably after he’s tortured the fifth guy today. Sure. What kind of place are you looking to work at?
Aerendyl: It must have been the wind.
Shain: Yeah, it’s not after we started, uh, were they dark elves?
Aerendyl: It’s probably after the torture.
Aerendyl: There were humans.
Shain: Yeah.
Shain: Anyways.
Shain: Oh, I got you. Uh, can I send a 18 kilobyte, uh, bomb?
Aerendyl: Inferior.
Shain: That’s good.
Shain: Can I, uh, go look for a job, Mr. Bubder and, uh, come back to the end in like 2.5 hours. Uh, literally anything that, uh, pays money, uh, except we’ll try to filter out things that require lifting because, uh, my guy can only lift, I’m sorry, carrying capacity can only lift 150 pounds and I, I’m not the strongest dude. I could probably carry like a solid 50 or 60, 70 pounds at most.
DM: Yeah.
Aerendyl: New line.
DM: Okay.
DM: Okay.
Shain: Most likely.
DM: Well, my friends, you want to ask me something funny real quick? You see, I said, you know, all these big, big words, you know, saying that, you know, I slept in so late, so I can go for a long time. However, I was wrong, and my brain is slowing down.
Shain: Yes.
Shain: Always.
Aerendyl: He’s pushing out.
Shain: Yeah, no worries.
Aerendyl: He’s pushing out.
Shain: No, I think it’s fine. I think it’s a good place to end unless there’s something that Andrew wants to do because I’m good.
DM: Okay, perfect.
Shain: Yeah, I work at the bookstore keeping track of the books.
DM: That also gives me time to figure out where you’d work at. And any possible side quests. Don’t you mean northeast a little bit? Because you guys cut down here, and it’s up here.
Shain: Yeah, for three days because we have three days to side quest in the one and only Intellectia. Do you know how much I want to go like slightly what Southeast ish to go talk to the wonderful character I’ve made even though I have no reason to do it and there’s nothing at all compelling me to I could talk to myself I could do that I could go talk to myself. Sorry yes northeast I sorry I sorry I forgot yeah yeah cuz he had he was in an open field here he had a good little husband-and-wife arc so yeah well we’ll get there well thank you Mr. DM Bot you have done well and your service is appreciated
Aerendyl: He’s pushing out. New line.