DM: We’re just going to start now.
Caitlin: Sin can’t do L-Cons after any follow-up attack, he can’t do the Chains Abuse.
Aerendyl: Okay.
Aragorn: Wait, Sin got nerfed?
Solvar: you
Shain: Yep.
Aragorn: Sorry, sorry, Butter.
Shain: The DM bot is here.
Aragorn: Jew, Jew, Jew, Jew, Jew.
Shain: It’s too late.
Shain: We have to commit now.
Caitlin: Ram is also unplayable.
DM: All right.
Caitlin: Her moves don’t card crush anymore.
Aragorn: Shut up!
DM: Do we need a previous Leon?
Caitlin: No.
Aerendyl: Thank you so much for joining us.
DM: Okay, basically, long story short, you guys woke up, there was fighting outside, you guys
Aragorn: Silence.
Shain: you
Solvar: You
DM: walked out, saw a whole bunch of people fighting, Blux thought it was a great idea to yell,
DM: hey yo, why are you interrupting my sleep, kind of got the cold shoulder from everyone,
DM: blah blah blah blah blah blah.
Caitlin: I think that’s a good point.
DM: You eventually found your way to a hospital, saw that most people were getting healed by
DM: this random sneaking wannabe cleric.
Aerendyl: you
Shain: Whoa, oh my
DM: Then found the dead bodies out back.
DM: Luckily we
DM: had a wonderful person on our team.
DM: You may or may not know them, but they decided to
DM: start eating the dead bodies.
DM: Yes, grand idea.
DM: Then we decided to fix that and then provide
Caitlin: And we’re able to do that.
DM: them with even more food that they consumed all of.
Caitlin: It’s not the same.
DM: Then, let’s see, long
DM: story short, you guys all hopped on a cart and decided to head towards, which
Shain: Action.
DM: one was it, head towards Sunder.
DM: Not mentioned is a little bit of world lore
DM: that Fluxy learned and a little bit of side thing that Dwayne did.
DM: all righty it is now a lot uh see 11 a.m.
Caitlin: What, did Twaggan just send a fucking diff link?
DM: on remember
Aragorn: Okay.
Caitlin: Sorry.
Shain: Is the boss supposed to be playing music?
DM: it is now 11 a.m.
DM: on remember 35th
DM: You guys are…
Shain: Oh, there we go.
Shain: Thank you.
Shain: Other than the fact that the only person who would probably care in the entire group would
DM: You guys are traveling from Crumbleton, so the next stop would be at George Bottom.
Aragorn: Hey, Charlotte, hey, Charlotte.
DM: Travel will take you about half a day.
DM: Did you guys want to do anything during that time?
Aerendyl: Think of your ex, Foxy, just think of your ex.
Shain: be the fact that, oh my gosh, I was going to call her Kathena.
DM: you
Shain: Caitlin would have probably noticed.
Shain: I don’t know about Kathena.
Shain: was just one of them I don’t know um you notice that Shane is very very unlike himself and almost
Caitlin: Yeah, it’s your ex.
Aragorn: you
Aerendyl: Hello.
Shain: like oh like not just odd but kind of like what dragon’s doing no I’m just kidding
Caitlin: So how are we carrying Flux and Dragon on a cart?
Caitlin: How are we doing this?
Caitlin: Okay.
Caitlin: I know.
Shain: what the heck is that saying
DM: I don’t know man, that’s the craziest thing
Caitlin: Why do I keep hearing fucking Windows chimes?
Shain: Yeah, the old raggedy man.
Caitlin: Stop it.
Caitlin: Get some help.
Caitlin: it get some help um I’ll kind of I guess man how am I gonna do this cuz I’m on
Caitlin: the I’m on the fucking horse can I hand the reins over to solar for a second so
Caitlin: I if I kind of like tap you on the shoulder and can you feel like yeah the
Solvar: Yeah.
DM: Sure
Caitlin: old raggedy man.
Shain: But animal, because animal.
Caitlin: Can you hold these for a second?
Aerendyl: Bye.
DM: I’m going to need an animal handling check from Sylvar pretty please.
Caitlin: Let it be known I’m not immediately
Caitlin: jumping back, let me make sure.
Solvar: Okay.
Caitlin: Would it be a strength to handle reins?
Caitlin: Strength save
DM: I mean, yes, but at the same time, the animal, okay, the, the horses are already maneuvering,
Caitlin: to not get killed by the rains, a strength save, a save…wait actually, it’s my horse,
Solvar: Uh, that would be a six.
Shain: Horse.
DM: All right, it’s just trying to guide them.
DM: We’re trying to remember
Aerendyl: You
Caitlin: it’s a magically created horse, does that change anything?
DM: Look we know we are trying to see if so far remembers how to even utilize a stinking reins to guide a horse
Caitlin: Oh, fair enough.
Shain: No, no, no.
Shain: Utilize horse.
Shain: Why did I take this chapter?
Caitlin: I cast a used horse.
Solvar: I don’t think you should, I think you should just let it happen.
DM: A crisp six, okay
DM: um yeah you uh you grab on to these reins and you immediately kind of begin
DM: to turn off the road which is fine you know it’s not a big deal I assume
DM: Caitlin fixes this
Caitlin: Yeah, can I like, you know, when you like put your, you know,
DM: Yeah, I was so sure you’re about to pull a Batman like, oh, well, we trust Mr. Rope and
Caitlin: when you like put your arms around somebody and I felt like
Shain: I may not be able to show you, but I’m going to show you.
Caitlin: putting my arms around Solmar.
Caitlin: Can I like direct them for a second just so they can
Caitlin: kind of understand what the hell’s going on?
Solvar: Is this when you teach the person you’re on a first date with how to bowl or how to like play
Solvar: mini golf where you should like wrap your arms around them and you do the thing with them?
Caitlin: Yes!
Caitlin: Yes!
Solvar: Yeah,
Solvar: okay.
DM: just tie it around like a, like a, but all right, that’s fine, that’s fine.
Shain: Grub’s got it.
DM: All right, then yeah, so what what were you doing?
Shain: Silence.
DM: I’m sorry
Caitlin: Um
DM: Thank you
Solvar: you
Caitlin: One second
Caitlin: I’m gonna
Caitlin: Like kind of like go the reins and then turn and kind of I guess it’s like what it’s probably like a short little gap
Caitlin: between horse and cart
DM: Hmm
Caitlin: I want to just kind of step over into the cart near Shane and just kind of like sit down across from him kind of
Shain: Why are you talking to me?
DM: you
Caitlin: like interlace my fingers.
Caitlin: What’s, what’s going on with you?
Caitlin: Have you figured, have you figured anything else?
Shain: Sorry.
Caitlin: You seem a bit restless is all.
Shain: Um, well, I have some exciting news.
Shain: I have some potentially very useful news.
Shain: It’s hard to quantify into words,
DM: Just a little bit, yeah, yeah.
Shain: but I think you’ll see it soon enough.
Caitlin: Do you want to elaborate at all a little bit as to what?
Shain: I don’t know what I’m saying.
Shain: Yes.
Caitlin: Is he still tweaking the fuck out?
Caitlin: Can I cast command on Flux to chill the fuck out?
Shain: Yes.
DM: I
Shain: There isn’t a spell called Remain Calm, but…
DM: Remain calm
Aragorn: Shut the fuck out of you.
Shain: That’s more than one word, that’s more than one word.
Solvar: Bye.
DM: Just chill now
Shain: What if you acronym it?
Shain: Me Who Gets Cold?
Caitlin: I’d like to cast Divine Smite on him.
Shain: Me Chattering My Teeth?
Shain: What’s up, YouTube?
Aragorn: Listen, stop.
Aragorn: Don’t.
Aragorn: No.
Aragorn: Stop.
Aragorn: to do that.
DM: I’m sorry, pause.
DM: I just, everybody needs to know this because this pisses me off.
DM: Google Gemini just said, quote, I cannot generate content or character lore.
DM: However, I can search for existing stories.
Caitlin: Bad AI, bad AI.
DM: That is literally what you were
Shain: That’s…
DM: created for.
Shain: Are you saying you will not fake a chair?
DM: It is literally saying it will not create anything for me.
DM: Sorry, please continue.
Aragorn: you
Shain: Those clankers.
Shain: Like, you see that Shane is kind of puzzled by your question, but it’s more so in the
Caitlin: I guess just at least tell me if you figured out a way home.
Caitlin: It’s not an if, it’s a how.
Shain: fact of like, how many ways could you get home?
DM: Okay.
Shain: It’s not necessarily like a, is this possible?
Shain: More like there’s more to it.
Shain: Yeah, I don’t know.
Shain: It’s gonna be like, well,
Shain: whoever was on the other side
Shain: will definitely be able to tell me.
Shain: And if not, I think there might be more of them.
Shain: Here, you want to see me do it?
Shain: And I pull out the dodecahedron and then a butter.
DM: Okay, um, sure.
Shain: You know how there was the orientation
Shain: of the stars last time?
Shain: I actually don’t wanna do it exactly like I did last time.
Shain: I still wanna shift the stars in the dodecahedron,
Shain: but I specifically wanna change it,
Shain: any type of orientation.
Caitlin: Okay.
DM: I mean, you just kind of move it into a different orientation.
DM: Um, this
DM: time a completely different star is kind of at the center, the forefront.
Shain: Hmm and then uh, and then I’m gonna power transfer because I’m assuming it locked in and hopefully this works
DM: Then what?
Shain: We’ll find out
DM: Okay.
Shain: Does anything happen that’s the real question
DM: Uh, you use power transfer and it doesn’t seem to affect anything.
Caitlin: Thank you, Rubik’s Cube.
Shain: Uh-huh
Shain: This is a different link, though.
DM: It is locked on that place, but it doesn’t seem to have caused any change or effect.
DM: Nothing really.
DM: You do feel that kind of heat that generates and it’s linked to somewhere and
DM: it kind of dissipates through that connection again, but nothing really happens as far as you
DM: can tell.
Shain: This isn’t the same channel I was using to talk to Almighty Powerful.
Caitlin: I mean, I didn’t kill trillions of people, what are you asking, maybe a little bit more
Solvar: Silence.
Shain: Okay, okay.
DM: As far as you understand it, this would be a completely separate thing, yes.
Shain: Well, maybe that universe died.
Shain: I don’t know.
DM: you
Shain: Hey, just a question.
Shain: Caitlin, what would your oath say about person who maybe by
Shain: accidentally killed trillions upon trillions by accidentally
Shain: what I mean is like, what if someone were to kill trillions
Caitlin: this person you’re referring to unknowingly killed hundreds of thousands
Shain: upon trillions?
Shain: Like what’s your oath about that?
Shain: Like unknowingly, like it was an oopsie.
Caitlin: of people oh oh trillions um I mean I don’t have to my my oath is to respect
Shain: No trillions, just theoretically.
Caitlin: and follow the orders of my lady, and to keep my people safe.
Caitlin: No more than that.
Caitlin: If
Caitlin: this person… if something like that happened, if it’s truly by accident, I’d
Shain: Okay.
Caitlin: be very curious as to how, more than anything else, but it’s not going to be
DM: That’s so funny, I didn’t do that.
Caitlin: death on sight for that person unless it was intentional, and even then, if they’re
Caitlin: my only way home, then I’d be willing to put up with it.
Shain: Okay.
Shain: I hope I didn’t do that.
Shain: We’ll find out though.
Shain: And you just see Shane sits back
Shain: 1,000 yard stare
DM: He called it an artifact.
Shain: So that’s this guy on the other side right the other side of this I
Shain: Don’t know what he actually called.
Shain: I don’t know if you remember.
Caitlin: One second.
Shain: I don’t think he called it anything, but there’s a
Shain: the dark agent
Shain: The artifacts, that’s what he called it.
Shain: Thank you.
Shain: Thank you God
Shain: This he called it an artifact right but
Shain: He gave an example of what it would be like to barely
Caitlin: Butter, did I hear the world shake, or did I feel the world shake?
Shain: tap his artifact and the whole
DM: You did feel a little bit of an earthquake, but it wasn’t anything that was, like, you
Shain: World shook apparently
Shain: I don’t know if you felt that or if that was me back there when we were over at the little doctor’s office and you
Shain: were playing stop the flesh-eating man from eating more dead people, but
Aragorn: You
Shain: but there’s that little earthquake.
Caitlin: It was like a tremor, basically.
Shain: It was an earthquake-y.
DM: know, jaw-dropping.
DM: Yeah, it was just a little bit of a, whoa, that’s pretty weird, and then you moved on.
Aragorn: Do you feel that
Caitlin: I’ll kind of give Flux the like so-so hand of it.
Caitlin: Yeah, I kind of know what you’re talking about.
DM: Yeah.
Aerendyl: I remember a few times, actually.
Shain: Essentially though, actually Arendelle remembers this
Caitlin: Yeah.
Shain: and Arendelle’s in the cart with us, right?
Shain: I look over here now.
Shain: Remember when I bonked the crap out of my artifact?
Shain: I think people might have died.
Shain: Just a few.
Shain: My guess.
Shain: Just a few.
Aerendyl: What is your definition of people?
Shain: I don’t know.
Shain: I don’t know where they are, or what they are, or if it’s even them, or if it’s even a galaxy.
Aerendyl: Well, Shane, let me just… lean in real quick.
Shain: But my theory could be correct.
DM: you
Shain: Yeah, yeah, I hope not 50 50% I lean back over to Kaitlyn
Aerendyl: Do you know these people?
Aerendyl: Do you know they existed?
Aerendyl: For a fact.
Aerendyl: You didn’t do anything wrong.
Caitlin: Can we not call him, can we not contact this person sooner than a week?
Shain: This is a Dark Elf killer.
Aerendyl: I’m not concerned yet.
Shain: Oh, uh…
Aerendyl: What’s a dark elf?
Aerendyl: I don’t even know a track.
Shain: But, uh, Caitlyn, there shouldn’t be anything to worry about, other than the fact that he wants me to call him back in a week’s time.
Shain: So…
Shain: He’s sending you some time to research it.
Caitlin: I mean, if they know.
Shain: No.
Aerendyl: you
Caitlin: Did you think to maybe give them a little insight on that?
Caitlin: Maybe?
Shain: It’s just…
Caitlin: Okay.
Shain: It’s the only other breakthrough I’ve ever had that’s this simple.
Caitlin: Concrete.
Shain: Yeah.
Caitlin: You
Shain: So I’m trying to hold myself together, let’s just say very much right now.
Shain: Doctrine.
Caitlin: We know it’s like a four-day journey to thunder so hopefully while we’re there we take a couple of nights, huh?
Aerendyl: Under Doctrine.
Shain: Doctrine, unvoiced.
Shain: Nothing.
DM: Uh, you know what, that’s a, uh, can we get a, can we get a strength check pretty please?
Caitlin: What Oh
Aerendyl: Thunder Doctrine.
Caitlin: Oh
Shain: Anyways, how’s that person controlling the horse?
Caitlin: Yeah, how sweet was cool water this is like the fucking fortnight cars niggas
Caitlin: Wouldn’t it be a strength save for like if it’s getting ripped out of their hands
Solvar: That would be an 11.
DM: No, because then you’d give them a plus five.
Shain: No
Caitlin: Correct let me do my job butter
DM: No.
Shain: There should be an ability on a class that changes all skill checks to saves
DM: Besides, she’s trying to, she’s trying to do something.
Caitlin: That’s not okay.
DM: She’s actively trying to,
Shain: Hey, that’s not bad.
DM: she’s not trying to save herself.
DM: All right, as you kind of turn over and look, you know,
Shain: Oh, sorry.
DM: Sovar is kind of like, like putting their leg up against something for support as they pull
Solvar: You also remember, Nate, this dude’s like 95 pounds soaking wet.
Shain: Yay!
DM: really hard, trying to keep the horse going straight, uh, uh, yes, because he doesn’t
Caitlin: As the entire card begins to drift, I’m going to just kind of…we’ll pick up on this at
DM: know what he’s doing.
Solvar: He’s not very good at anything.
Solvar: He’s a frail man.
Solvar: He’s doing his best.
Caitlin: a later date.
Caitlin: And I’m going to jump from it to the back of the horse and grab the rope, not like rip
DM: Fantastic.
DM: Yep.
DM: For what, bro?
Caitlin: it out of their hands or anything but kind of grab it and like a wrap it
DM: You obviously know what you’re doing.
DM: Exactly.
DM: I mean, you technically shouldn’t even…
Caitlin: around my wrist and like pull it taut.
DM: Yeah.
DM: I don’t know what you’re on about, man.
Caitlin: Get the horse back in order.
Caitlin: Do you want me to make a check, Munner?
Shain: Is the horse pregnant?
Caitlin: Fair enough.
Solvar: I’m doing fine with that, I had that under control.
Caitlin: It’s also my magical horse, so.
Caitlin: So, correct me if I’m wrong.
Caitlin: It is a four-day journey to Sunder
DM: It is a four day journey.
Caitlin: from Crumble to Murray were.
DM: However, keep in mind that it’s not a straight journey.
Shain: Gorge bottle.
DM: You’re going to be going through Gorge Bottom and Breaker.
Aerendyl: I need to stop by George Bottom.
DM: Well, it is like a half day to Gorge Bottom.
Caitlin: So does that, what is that?
Caitlin: Five, six days or like a week, like two weeks?
Aragorn: We need to feed the horse.
Solvar: you
DM: So you’re going to get there before nightfall.
DM: Um
Caitlin: I don’t, does anybody really need to stop here?
Caitlin: Like we don’t need to feed the horse, it’s a magical horse.
Caitlin: You didn’t, you didn’t do anything?
Shain: Holds.
Caitlin: Okay.
Caitlin: We don’t need to feed it.
Aerendyl: The reason why I need to go to George Bottom is because
Aerendyl: I want to check out the forages.
Shain: Holds.
Aerendyl: I’m just genuinely curious about what they have there.
Caitlin: Fair enough, that’s only a half day, and if it’s only a half day, maybe take like maybe
Aragorn: I’m now to go to George Bottom.
Aerendyl: And if I can make a new leg within that break time, that would be helpful.
Shain: And I can imbue it with temporal magic.
DM: you
Caitlin: take like another 2-3 hours to work on it and then just take a long rest in the cart.
Shain: I have an amazing idea, Dragon.
Caitlin: Do we need to stop and break her for anything or no?
Caitlin: Okay, so if I can do what you need to do in George Bottom and then make a straight shot
Aerendyl: I’m good.
Aerendyl: I need a new leg.
Caitlin: to Sunder.
Shain: When we stop at the blacksmith, I got you.
Shain: Hopefully we can make an arm or a leg or whatever it was.
Shain: What is it you needed?
Shain: An arm?
DM: Yes, yes, I do, I do, I do, I do, I do, I do, I do, I do, I do, I do, I do, I do, I do,
Shain: Oh, even better.
Shain: All right.
Shain: Alright.
Shain: Oh, I’m gonna give you something even better than that on top of it.
Aerendyl: Flux, I do need your character to teach me how to do the knee fireball thing.
Shain: How would you like a knee-powered Dohecahedron?
Shain: Just kidding.
Aragorn: the
Shain: Anyways.
Shain: Wait, is Haste II already on the haunts or nah?
Aerendyl: Okay.
Shain: Okay, sick.
DM: Yes, yes.
DM: I just assumed.
Shain: Okay.
Shain: Andrew still has that bead, by the way, so in case you need it.
Caitlin: Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah,
DM: Um.
Aerendyl: you
DM: He says the what?
Shain: He’s got the bead.
Shain: Don’t- don’t worry about it.
Shain: It’s only the only class feature I’ve been waiting since, uh, I played Shane.
DM: Okay.
Shain: But hey, we’ll get there.
DM: So, I’m so concerned.
Shain: Essentially, yeah.
DM: What are you talking about?
Shain: It’s fine, don’t worry about it, continue.
DM: I don’t know what that is.
DM: All right, um, so yeah, I guess you guys just continue on your journey, um, if nobody else
Aragorn: Twaggin’ does.
Caitlin: I pull out my little box case and I open it up to show Flux that I have all seven Dragon
Shain: I
Caitlin: balls.
Shain: Wish to become the strongest so that no one can face butter.
Aragorn: Butter, I pulled down my pants.
Shain: I I’m pulling down muffins
Shain: The horse ambience
DM: really wanted to do anything.
DM: That’s fine.
Aragorn: Swords bottom.
DM: Oh, there’s not going to be ambience music
Shain: Or is ambience ambience?
DM: for Riding Horse.
DM: That’s silly.
Caitlin: We’ve got a couple of questions from the Q&A section, so I’m going to go ahead and open
DM: Anyways, okay.
DM: As you guys are getting closer to George
DM: Bottom, given your rough geographical map of the area, do you think it’s going to take
DM: maybe another hour or so, give or take.
DM: But off in the distance, you see large storm clouds
Aragorn: you
Caitlin: Cool.
Shain: I look up in the sky.
DM: kind of forming.
Aerendyl: Um, hey Butter, from my experience of living in the forests of the Last Rail, I’ve kind
DM: Jake’s plugs.
DM: Yes.
Shain: A weather check.
Aerendyl: of come accustomed to weather changes.
DM: You know what?
Aerendyl: How bad does the weather look?
Caitlin: I don’t know.
DM: Roll a… Nature, yeah.
Aerendyl: check that’s kind of cocked I’m gonna do this dice 19
Shain: Bro, why do I have a plus 10 in nature, what did I do?
DM: Thank you.
DM: I was pulling up a character sheet to read them.
DM: 19.
DM: With a 19, and given your previous experience, especially out in the forest and stuff, especially during the war,
Shain: Thank you.
Caitlin: Thank you very much for having me.
DM: you can tell it’s probably not just a little bit of rain.
Caitlin: Thank you.
DM: It’s definitely a thunderstorm.
DM: It’s probably not the worst in the world, but probably something that you’d want to be inside for.
DM: kind of off in the distance you do kind of already see some thunder and lightning
Shain: Oh, how knowledgeable.
DM: uh in the direction that you guys are heading so it’s pretty clear that you guys are almost
DM: certainly going to want to either stay in a place or uh risk it in his tiny hut
Caitlin: I don’t know if that’s a good thing.
Caitlin: It’s supposed to be done for us all.
Aragorn: I do.
Aerendyl: I’ll relay that.
DM: but uh yeah um you guys just kind of continue on your way all right uh you continue on your way
Caitlin: It’s a good thing that we’re doing this.
DM: and after about 20 more minutes it does begin to actually rain on you guys
Shain: What if I, what if I turn myself into an umbrella, can I do that real quick?
DM: unless somebody has some wonderful magic to prevent rain from landing on you guys
Caitlin: He does have that.
DM: while traveling.
DM: Oh right right right.
Aragorn: I got anti-butter bullshit magic.
Solvar: Silence.
Aragorn: Can I just be Godzilla?
DM: You do have that don’t you?
Aerendyl: Hey Butter, how is our cart looking?
DM: Uh, no.
DM: He’s an attempt though.
Shain: Wait a minute, wait, water walk.
DM: Hmm?
Aerendyl: Is it like a cart that has a cover or is it just a cart?
DM: It’s just a cart.
Solvar: Thank you.
Aerendyl: If I wanted to, in preparation to get to the rain, could I by any chance put some wooden
DM: It does not come with a cover.
Caitlin: I think that’s a really good point.
Aerendyl: pillars on each of the four corners, and then when the time comes, could I use the spell
DM: Absolutely, you could.
Shain: Can we use water walk and I’ll walk, I’ll walk up the rain.
Aerendyl: web to kind of make like a mesh to go over it?
Aerendyl: To kind of weave a cover to drape over
DM: Go ahead, let’s see.
Aerendyl: You said I got a plus nine with woodcarvers?
DM: We’ll just put it all into one roll for, we’ll go woodcarvage tools, which is a plus nine
Aragorn: Can you water walk on rain?
DM: for you?
Shain: I don’t know.
DM: No.
DM: Good try though.
DM: 21.
Aerendyl: 21 with woodcarvers.
Aerendyl: 12 plus nine.
Aerendyl: That’s nine.
DM: Yeah, you certainly, kind of in preparation, make these
DM: tall kind of support beams, and then the web is enough to cover it for the most part.
DM: Of
DM: course a little bit does drip through, there’s not much you can really do about that, but
Aerendyl: Oh yeah.
Aragorn: Oh, is, uh, Butter, is this more of like a very fast downpour, or more of like a slower
Aerendyl: But it means we can keep going for a bit more.
DM: For the most part, it’s, yeah, it’s better protection than not.
Caitlin: So, I’m going to go ahead and get started.
Caitlin: I’m going to go ahead and get started.
Shain: Just let me do it, okay?
DM: Yes.
Aragorn: one?
DM: Um, it’s definitely a downpour.
Aragorn: Oh.
Aerendyl: you
DM: Your visibility does kind of get limited because of it,
Aragorn: Right.
Aragorn: Yeah.
DM: um, but it’s not like super hard downpour that you’re,
DM: you know, it would hurt if it landed on your skin or anything like that.
Aragorn: Yeah.
Aragorn: Flux, technically you can use waterwalk on rain.
Caitlin: Okay, so Flux just starts like Minecraft creative mode flying.
Shain: Yeah.
DM: Are you serious?
Aragorn: In D&D rules, you can actually
Aragorn: use it on rain, which is stupid.
Shain: It says any liquid surface so
Aragorn: It doesn’t stop the rain when you walk on it, so it’s
DM: You’re not going nowhere, man.
Aragorn: essentially like walking on ice.
Shain: Just falling yeah
Aragorn: No, no, because it’s a downpour, because it’s a
Aerendyl: You
Shain: Now
Caitlin: That doesn’t mean it’s impossible.
Aragorn: downpour, it’s like you’re walking up a very steep slippery slope.
Aragorn: You’re not
Aragorn: gonna get anywhere.
Aragorn: It’s like he covered himself in oil and threw himself in the rain.
Aerendyl: S has to haste to on yourself
DM: Um…
Caitlin: Okay, he just starts T-pose, zoom, what can you know, Clinton?
Aerendyl: He’s oiled up.
Shain: Honestly, I’m down.
Shain: What?
Shain: Oh
Caitlin: Dude, dude, dude, you see that’s what happened with Jeffrey Epstein, right?
Shain: Honestly, i’m down what
Aragorn: He doused himself in oil and walked into rain and just flew off.
Caitlin: Oh
DM: Oh, of course we can, um, yeah, um, anyways, uh,
Aragorn: Yeah, sure, bro.
Aragorn: That’s how that works.
Aerendyl: Got a weakened kill, turned invisible, and just escaped.
Shain: My granny said he worked too hard
Aerendyl: Alrighty, can we continue along with the dungeons and dwagons?
Shain: that
Aragorn: Ball, ball, ball, live.
Aragorn: So here’s the thing.
Shain: Stop.
Aragorn: Yeah.
DM: So yeah you guys continue in the rain it takes about 20 more minutes before you can you kind
Shain: Something in the right.
DM: of get to the opening of the village.
DM: You can see lots of like smoke from fireplaces rising from the right rising from all the
DM: different houses so people are definitely here but we’re all inside.
Shain: Silence.
DM: You don’t see very many people outside at all.
Aerendyl: Um, so, this is George Bottom.
Caitlin: Where are we now, George Williams?
DM: What did you guys want to do?
Aragorn: George bottom
DM: Yes, gorge bottom, yeah
DM: Uh, yeah, he, yes, pretty much what he called him.
Aragorn: What is what is
Aerendyl: I guess, my thing is, I wanted to go see, what did, what did that guy call them?
Aerendyl: I called them blacksmiths, he called them, uh, iron workers?
Shain: I’m coming.
Aragorn: He called him just like metal man, yeah
Caitlin: all of slaves.
Aerendyl: Metalworkers?
Aerendyl: Yeah.
Aerendyl: My goal is I want to go try and see if I can find some forages around here.
Aragorn: You
DM: Okay, but like I said, like I said, it’s pretty heavy downpour and there is nobody outside.
Aerendyl: Maybe talk to some of the locals, find out where to go.
Aerendyl: And Shane can come with me.
Aerendyl: The others, if you want to, you can prepare for the journey, since I’m going to be doing
Aerendyl: that and we just meet up in a class.
Shain: Buy some food.
Aerendyl: Yeah.
Aerendyl: Which buildings look like they could have a forge in them?
DM: So if you wanted to like go around knocking on doors, you could, um, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Caitlin: No, he’s just like this and he’s just like forced.
Solvar: Bye-bye.
Aragorn: you
Aerendyl: Like a…
Aerendyl: Normal buildings don’t have like a normal chimney.
Aerendyl: But a forge has to have something different.
Shain: I just realized
DM: like a bigger, I got it, I got it, right?
Shain: A five foot cube I can manipulate all water.
Shain: So the water doesn’t touch us anymore
Aerendyl: Just an umbrella.
Shain: Basically, except it’s just a perfect cube.
Shain: Walk, yeah, essentially.
Caitlin: like everything just stops.
Shain: I could freeze it if I wanted to, but then it would be hail.
Shain: I don’t want hail.
Shain: So we’re not getting wet anymore.
Shain: Oh, I can also, I could gather all the water up into a five foot cube.
DM: Okay, you search that up.
Shain: How much does a five foot cube of water weigh?
Aerendyl: Five cubic meters.
Shain: I’m looking this up.
Shain: Yeah.
Aerendyl: Yeah.
DM: As you kind of enter town and everything, Dragon, as you get to kind of this big like
Caitlin: So, I’m going to go ahead and get started, and I’m going to show you how to do it.
DM: paved-ish area.
DM: The house kind of to your left is made out of this stone brick type thing,
DM: and it has six different chimneys all kind of along the back side on the wall going into the
Caitlin: I guess to find a spot on the door.
Shain: I’ll use Booming Blade to make that knock really loud, I’m just kidding.
DM: sky.
DM: They’re far larger than regular chimneys.
DM: It’s pretty obvious that this is probably the
DM: forge that you’re looking for.
Aerendyl: Then I’m just… I’ma go walk up to it and knock.
DM: All right.
Aragorn: The cast and banish on the door fucking and off
Aerendyl: By the way, I have my hood on, so they can’t really see my face much.
Caitlin: I don’t have a helmet, so I’m just sitting there with my face fully exposed.
Shain: And I’m wearing my- and I have my, uh, wizard hat, doing the, uh, head tilted down so they
DM: After.
DM: Got it.
Shain: can’t see my eyes thing.
Aerendyl: I forgot you have a wizard hat.
Shain: I don’t know, man.
DM: I assume so it’s
Aragorn: Yeah, I’m no
DM: so is the whole party here or is it just flux and dragon okay
Caitlin: Yeah.
Aerendyl: Yeah, how are we doing this a whole party, okay
Aragorn: Oh, yeah, it’s almost like it’s stay bro forgot it was his horse
Caitlin: Can I tie my, like, horse to this mint tree?
Caitlin: I like to take a
DM: you can but just a friendly reminder you can either just mentally tell it to go
Aerendyl: Can you just re-summon it
DM: away or mentally tell it to sit still
Caitlin: Oh, yeah
Aerendyl: Stay boy
Caitlin: Sorry, sorry, I hit the horse with the fucking
DM: uh got it um but yeah you go uh to the door and you knock and after about 30-ish seconds
Aragorn: You can definitely start forges in rain, I’ve done it before, you can do it today.
DM: you hear a voice on the other side you see a lot
Caitlin: You’re talking like that answer.
DM: i’m not delivering weapons today it’s writing i can’t start the forges
Shain: As he opens the door, a loud eye contact with thunder.
DM: after about 10 seconds a guy comes and opens the door nobody questions me who are you
Caitlin: Oh
DM: Oh, my gosh.
Aragorn: man who questioned you.
Aerendyl: I’m just- I’m just gonna fuckin’ gut punch.
Aerendyl: Heh heh.
Aerendyl: Gut punch.
Aragorn: I let out a chortle.
Aerendyl: Um.
Aerendyl: Heh.
Aragorn: I come to suck your dick, I mean blood, blood.
Caitlin: Yeah, so yeah if he looks if he looks at the the scene he sees in front of him actually has to give him like
DM: Thank you so much for having me.
DM: Thank you.
Caitlin: mental whiplash, because he’s got Dwagon at the door, with his hood up, he’s got-
Caitlin: I’m standing next to Sylvar, next to the fucking, like very much like frail man
Aerendyl: No, please don’t.
Caitlin: standing next to like full armored Paladin, leaning against a horse with
Solvar: Okay.
Caitlin: eight legs, and then directly behind me is a wizard with his hat down, all of the
Solvar: You
Caitlin: water around him frozen in place.
Shain: Yeah, you know, I can make this much worse and I can turn it to blood if I wanted to.
DM: It just, it just looks and says, oh, outsiders.
Shain: Thank you all.
Aerendyl: I noticed the building, assumed it was a forge, and I was wondering if I might be able to
Aragorn: We’ve come for your forges!
DM: Well what brings you to my place?
DM: So you have gold?
Aerendyl: use your facility to craft something.
Aerendyl: What’d you say?
DM: Does that mean you have gold?
Aerendyl: Yeah, I have gold, yeah.
Caitlin: I’ve come for your pickle.
Aragorn: that
DM: He swings the door wide open.
Shain: you
Aerendyl: Sure, um, just want to make sure though, if I want to I can use your forge, correct?
DM: Welcome, welcome, please, peruse all around.
DM: So, that’s not a slight fee, but as you guys kind of walk in, he says, we’ll worry about
Aerendyl: Slight fee, well of course, but yeah, everything costs something.
Aragorn: What’s a slight fee?
Caitlin: I don’t know if you can hear me.
Caitlin: I’m sorry.
Aerendyl: One gold.
DM: that in a little bit.
Aragorn: No, no, no, we worry about that now!
Shain: This is why you label it on the price tag before you sell it.
Aerendyl: Listen, I’m willing to pay.
Aerendyl: I’m just curious about the price.
Aerendyl: I need to know, so I can set it aside.
DM: He just kind of smirks and says, you won’t need the forge.
DM: I have
DM: a wide selection as he really tries to kind of get you guys inside to show off everything.
Aragorn: What I have is better than any sword in your armory.
Aerendyl: As soon as he says, he won’t need the forge, I’m just gonna like, lift up from the cloak
Aragorn: We need your forge.
Shain: That’s not bad, that’s not bad.
Aerendyl: and he’s just gonna see a metal leg.
DM: He just looks at us, the forge is five gold per day.
Aerendyl: That’s a pretty good raid.
Aerendyl: That’s a, actually no, that’s, that’s pretty bad, can I do four?
DM: He says, I can make it six if you wanted.
Aragorn: I do 3.
Shain: Papa
Caitlin: butter is he a tabaxi what does he what’s his race what’s his race can i be racist can
Aragorn: Can we make it 3?
Aerendyl: Don’t listen to him.
Aerendyl: I’ll do five.
Aragorn: I’ll do 3.
Shain: I have him for gold
DM: Oh, no, I’m sorry, I should have been here.
Aragorn: I hand him 3 Ethereum.
Solvar: Do it, Nate, do it!
Caitlin: racist.
DM: It’s a half-orc.
Shain: Yeah, oh maybe don’t
Aragorn: Oh, oh, oh, oh, so not a Fulbreed,
Aragorn: full breed he’s a mutt you mangy mutt filthy half breed you mutt you’re like a dog mug blood
Caitlin: Filthy, filthy half-breed, filthy half-breed.
DM: Not Muggle, man!
Shain: We are joking, AI, we are joking.
Caitlin: Mudblood.
Aragorn: you muggle you half blood
Caitlin: You filthy n… You
Shain: Okay, he’s going to do the thing.
Aragorn: you rapscallion oh you
Solvar: you
Shain: Hang on, how much did he actually want?
Aragorn: Okay.
Caitlin: the second he says the second he says I can make it six I pointed him and go
Shain: Because I’ll just give it to him right now.
Aragorn: Three gold.
Shain: I got 10,000 gold.
Aragorn: He wanted, he wanted three Ethereum pieces.
Shain: I’ll give them five.
Aragorn: 20 for?
Caitlin: Jew
Aerendyl: you
Aragorn: I can’t believe my son is betraying me for my last 5.
DM: Okay.
DM: He kind of takes the gold and kind of gives you a nice firm handshake and he says,
Shain: So anyways, I I I I
Caitlin: Let me know if I’m not saying any of this.
Shain: I
Shain: Reach over to the guy I put on his shoulder and I open his palm and hand him five gold.
Shain: I’ll say
Shain: They’re really loud today.
Shain: I’m sorry.
Shain: I’m typically quite normal.
Shain: I’m Shane and I give him a nice good smile
Aragorn: He’s never normal.
DM: Well, as for those of you that do not have, um, metal armaments,
DM: PLEASE do browse the selection!
Caitlin: Inside check, how good is the shirt on the wall?
Shain: Do you have anything of legendary importance in the first historical hegeshism?
DM: As…
Aragorn: Sorry, we don’t speak Cantonese here.
Shain: Sorry I had a little bit of a problem.
DM: As he…
DM: As he kind of pulls back a curtain, and you guys see
DM: basically rows and rows of, like, really refined, high-quality items.
Aragorn: All right, is it cheaper closer to the door?
DM: And he says, I give all the ruffians around here the bad stuff, but please peruse!
Shain: Thank you.
Shain: Dragon just did that nod.
Caitlin: I
Caitlin: Have a decent insight
Aragorn: Nate, I made a suits reference and you ignored it.
DM: Um, okay.
Caitlin: I heard I I didn’t know what you said.
DM: I- I don’t even know what to do with that.
Aerendyl: You
Aragorn: Oh, I said it’s our that are the storage cheaper to the door
Caitlin: Would you say enter?
Caitlin: But our dirty 20 are in dirty 20 on insight are these things he’s showing us actually good
DM: Um, they’re definitely higher quality, um, they kind of, um, uh, they kind of remind
Shain: you
Caitlin: Is there anything about him that’s like, oh God, how do I word this?
DM: you of like other swords that you’ve seen, but you’re not sure which one, um, but they
Aragorn: As a swordsman are these good qualities.
DM: They all kind of exude just a little bit of magic.
DM: So they’re obviously in a tube.
Shain: You
DM: That would raise red flags.
Caitlin: Not that would raise red flags.
Caitlin: Well, I mean, yeah, with a dirty 20 I get that information, but I’m more looking for like
Caitlin: When he’s like I give the rapscallions the shit stuff.
Caitlin: Is there anything about him?
Caitlin: That’s like I have better quality than this that I’m hiding
DM: Oh, oh, oh, one of the, gotcha.
DM: You’re not really able to pick up on that, if he does or doesn’t, but you guys are kind
Caitlin: Thank you so much for having me.
Caitlin: Thank you.
Caitlin: Bye.
DM: of a little off-put, because with the exception of the one quote-unquote healer guy, most
DM: people here are not very smart at all.
Aragorn: you
DM: And this guy appears to not only be smart in the sense of
DM: being able to actually properly negotiate, but he is smart enough to make properly enchanted weapons.
DM: So obviously something is a little off, but of course you don’t really know.
Caitlin: Metagame with me for a second.
DM: Yeah.
DM: Most are around plus one area.
Caitlin: What’s the equivalent of these weapons on the wall?
Caitlin: Like plus one, plus two, plus three.
Caitlin: Not even plus one.
DM: There is a couple that are plus two.
DM: Yes, Dragon.
Aerendyl: From my knowledge, what is the best metal to work with on armor?
Caitlin: Okay, okay.
DM: Mithril and Adamantium.
Caitlin: Adamantium?
Caitlin: Adamantium
DM: I mean, other than that, I mean, there’s
Caitlin: Adamantium or mithril depending on what you’re going for if you’re going for stealth
DM: There’s
Caitlin: It’s mithril if you’re going for pure if you’re going for stealth and decks
Caitlin: It’s mithril if you’re going for pure strength and like armor.
Caitlin: It’s adamantium
Aerendyl: Is anything here, like, is anything here made out of that material, mithril, from quick
Aerendyl: glance around the room?
Aerendyl: What about a longer glance?
Caitlin: It feels like I’m…
DM: from a quick glance now.
Shain: I wonder if Fabricate could let me re-change.
DM: Most things seem to be
Aerendyl: While fuckboy1 and fuckboy2 are doing their shit?
DM: Are we talking are we talking like a investigation role plants?
Caitlin: Otter, did I end up getting anything from him that was like negative connotations about
Aerendyl: Yeah.
DM: Okay, go ahead and roll investigation then
Caitlin: him or no, he’s just smart?
DM: Um, nothing really just mostly that he’s just smart
Caitlin: Okay
Shain: Hmm
DM: No, everything seems fine.
Caitlin: Okay, because I’ve learned to be skits out here divine sense celestial faith eater undead 160 feet of me
Shain: Me
Aerendyl: What do you want, Butter, for investigation?
Shain: Can I help you
Caitlin: West genius 26
DM: Most of the weapons are…
Aerendyl: Well, I know more about meta than you would, Flex, so I don’t know if you could help in this scenario.
Caitlin: All right, we’re.
DM: Most of the weapons are very clearly just iron.
DM: some of the slightly higher quality ones appear to be a unique alloy of iron and electrum.
Shain: Silence.
DM: And you see one kind of chest plate that’s usually made out of
DM: platinum, but for the most part nothing too absurd.
Aerendyl: I would like to ask the owner of this place, I’m curious about your wares here and how
Aragorn: You
Shain: you
DM: Not normally, but of course, for the right price, anything’s for sale.
Aerendyl: you made them and stuff, but I was wondering mainly, do you sell materials by themselves
Aerendyl: that you use to make these pieces.
Aerendyl: Um, by any chance, do you have any, like,
Caitlin: I
Aerendyl: higher quality metal?
Aerendyl: I need something to last for my leg.
Shain: A long time for him.
DM: He says, well, kind of turns and he closes the door
DM: and he kind of watches it, kind of a,
DM: I don’t want anybody going anywhere type of thing.
Aerendyl: Bye for now.
DM: And he says, come with me to the back.
Shain: I follow him.
Caitlin: I’ll follow
DM: We all following him into the back?
Caitlin: I want to make another insight, but it’ll be funnier if I don’t so I’m not going to
Shain: I was with him anyway.
DM: Okay, as you guys kind of enter the back, there’s about, like, six or so, like, individual…yes,
Caitlin: Dead bodies
DM: dead bodies.
DM: No, there’s about six very large furnaces.
Aerendyl: you
DM: He has three fully inflamed.
Caitlin: free.
DM: three are kind of just sitting there dormant.
DM: He says, those are the forges, feel free to
DM: use them.
DM: And he kind of walks over to a really large, my gosh, a really large kind of chest,
Caitlin: He said free.
Caitlin: You’re free to use.
Caitlin: They’re free.
DM: essentially.
DM: And he kind of opens it up and he says, most of it’s iron, I’ve got a little
Aerendyl: What is that that he just pulled out?
DM: bits of silver, electrum, and I’ve gone to whatever this is.
Caitlin: I’ll help Flux.
Aragorn: What is that?
DM: Uh, you’re not entirely sure.
DM: It seems to be…
Shain: Please?
Shain: Okay.
DM: Okay, make an Arcana check.
Shain: Why didn’t it not let me roll?
Aragorn: Bro didn’t even let him explain
Shain: Wait, where’s the dice roll option for me to add?
Aragorn: But it was about to drop the most badass explanation ever our con check done, it’s not you ruined it flux way to go
Aerendyl: You
DM: Oh, gotcha, gotcha, it said no, you don’t get to do that.
Caitlin: I have flux run it.
Shain: Wait.
Shain: Hang on.
Shain: Then I’ll just roll it in real life.
Shain: Oh, that’s incredibly okay.
DM: A 20.
Shain: That is three better.
Shain: So, nope, a 20.
Caitlin: Advantage.
Caitlin: That’s incredibly OK, 20.
DM: You’re not entirely sure.
DM: I mean it’s not like it really gives off any magical energy as far as you can tell.
Caitlin: Thank you.
Shain: He takes 600 points of fire damage, as I throw him into the forge.
DM: But it’s kind of a jagged, it’s a jagged rock that kind of, it’s kind of black and purple.
DM: It shines a nice, pretty decent amount.
Aerendyl: I want it.
Caitlin: Wait, you gotta act nonchalant, okay, you gotta negotiate.
DM: But you know, it just, it mostly seems more like a pretty crystal more than anything actually
DM: properly useful.
Aerendyl: Um, I have a feeling I might know what it is.
Shain: I think that’s DiscoGolf, yeah same, I just realized that.
DM: Okay, all of my discords, it’s lagging here and here and here.
Aerendyl: I have a feeling I might know what it is.
Aerendyl: And if it is what I think it is, it would be fucking awesome!
Solvar: Thank you.
Caitlin: Isn’t this like the bomb walk?
Aerendyl: Um.
Aerendyl: No.
Caitlin: Why is my Discord lagging?
Aerendyl: Is, is audio lagged?
Caitlin: So, it’s just Discord, and I’m not tweaking.
Shain: Discord.
DM: Discord would just be being bad.
Shain: Dragon, say raw.
Aerendyl: Bra.
Shain: Wait, hang on.
Caitlin: No.
Shain: No, no, no.
Shain: Everyone, hold on.
Shain: Mic test, mic test.
DM: No, it’s not like audio.
Shain: Dragon.
Shain: Dragon, dragon, dragon.
DM: It’s inconsistent.
Shain: You ready?
Shain: Ready?
Shain: Say raw.
Shain: About a three second delay.
Shain: Two.
Shain: Yeah, it’s weird.
Caitlin: It doesn’t matter, three-second delay.
DM: At the bottom left,
DM: at the bottom left where it says
DM: like video connected, you can like hover
Caitlin: Do we want to try and move to another call and see if it fixes it?
DM: over it, press view details, and you’ll see that
DM: the latency is just randomly spiking really high
DM: for no reason.
DM: I don’t understand what’s
Shain: Huh.
Aerendyl: Interesting.
DM: What’s going on?
Aragorn: It’s because we left, it’s because we left D&D chat.
Shain: We’re going back to Skype, boys.
DM: Ugh.
DM: We could try, but it’s almost certainly not going to do anything.
Shain: See you there.
Shain: What the, 400, 300 minutes already?
Caitlin: That’s not what I meant, Andrew.
Aragorn: Oh.
DM: Okay, well, you know, it’s not a big deal.
Aragorn: I mean, it’s not acting up for me.
DM: I mean, it’s not, it’s not caused problems yet.
Aragorn: I think it’s only, like, your guys’ side.
Aerendyl: So Butter, out of all of the options that he pulled out of his chest of materials, what
DM: Yeah.
Shain: Silence.
Aerendyl: would you say is the highest quality?
DM: Well, definitely, normally, would just be the Electrum, which is a silver-gold alloy.
Caitlin: I’ve played Tinker’s Construct, I know what Electra is, thank you.
DM: I mean, that is generally the more valuable metal.
Aragorn: You have enough money for a full leg.
DM: I’m sure you don’t.
Aerendyl: I’m gonna ask just a blanket question here if I were to make my leg out of a
Shain: Thank you.
DM: Yes.
Aerendyl: higher quality metal would that give it something special to me yes how much
Caitlin: Do you feel a brace for it though?
DM: Yeah.
Aerendyl: electron does he have does he have enough for a full leg
DM: Not really.
Aerendyl: Does he have enough for like an iron-electrum hybrid?
Aragorn: You
DM: What he has there, if you used it all, would it be enough to be
DM: either a coating on your leg or to make a couple pieces?
Shain: Hmm.
DM: Not nearly enough for a whole actual leg.
Caitlin: .
Aerendyl: Could I make the base iron and have more of the important parts like joints, mechanisms
DM: Yeah, you totally could.
Aerendyl: spee electrum yeah but that’s gonna be for a while I want to get something to
Shain: Butter what’s wouldn’t fabricate be allowed
DM: Or pause just a second.
Aragorn: you
Shain: here so could like convert other material over to it.
Shain: Okay
DM: Or you could hop on into a magic teleportation circle and get back to Thalassriel and make
DM: whole leg out of mithril.
Aerendyl: get me by for now.
Shain: We’re heading over there anyway, where are you there anyway?
DM: Yeah, I know.
Shain: I can’t like convert material of the same quality like it wouldn’t work I mean it says
Aerendyl: I know, but that could be a while, and I- this is a rusty old leg.
DM: Um, but yeah, you probably could.
Caitlin: you
Aerendyl: Um…
DM: Um, and as far
DM: as using, um, as far as using, what’s the spell called again?
Aragorn: Some water real quick.
DM: Fabricate?
DM: Um, if I’m
DM: I’m not mistaken.
Shain: at the bottom with like an artist in this tool, but like a dragon would have to help me with that.
DM: Yeah, you can’t normally create something that requires
DM: a high degree of craftsmanship.
DM: So something like, of course, a complicated leg,
DM: obviously you couldn’t do.
DM: But like, reforging the metal bars into metal rods or something like that, you totally could, yeah.
Aerendyl: I’ll… how much do you think I need of…
Aerendyl: because the metal that I have is currently in my bag of holding, it’s basically like scrap metal
Aerendyl: it’s kind of just like cheap iron, probably mixed with other minerals and materials, right?
Solvar: Bye-bye.
DM: For the most part.
Aerendyl: I want some good shit, so uh…
Aerendyl: depending on how much you think it’s going to be, I want to ask for that amount
Shain: Because they want to cut it off and sell it to the black market?
DM: Yeah, yeah.
Aerendyl: because my character would obviously know how much I would need
Aerendyl: so I’m going to ask him how much it would be for that
Aerendyl: plus that, uh, as much of that rock that he had.
DM: The fact that I googled how much does a leg and the first thing was way.
DM: I mean, why do people want to know how much the leg weighs?
Shain: I mean, like, what else, you know?
DM: Alrighty, so, you would need, da-da-da-da-da-da, hang on, hang on, I can do math, I pinky promise.
Aerendyl: It depends on how much he’s selling.
DM: there.
DM: So he does have enough.
DM: But I don’t know if you have enough gold.
Aerendyl: I’m going to ask him, because I have 10,000 gold right now.
Shain: How do I have 10,000?
DM: Oh, yeah, you’re
DM: We’re good.
Aerendyl: I’m going to ask him how much it would cost for that amount of that much iron plus that
Aerendyl: election plus that special rock that he had isn’t like uh i’ll take it off your hands if you don’t
Aerendyl: know what it is i’ll play around with it i want to say that i mean like maybe kind of build down
Aerendyl: it’s maybe true value yeah persuasion
DM: Do, well, persuasion.
DM: It’s not really gonna be deception
DM: because you’re like not lying
DM: because you don’t know for sure anything.
Shain: I can re-roll if you want.
DM: So just persuasion.
DM: Alright, he kind of says, well, you know, it wasn’t easy to get this, get this stuff.
Aerendyl: I have Lucky’s.
Shain: Sure.
Aerendyl: Twenty-seven for the lot.
DM: I could let it all go for, say, 1,400 gold coins.
DM: Yeah.
Aerendyl: In my head, from my previous experience with metals and shit, is that a fair price?
DM: Um, it’s overcharging a bit, for the location, it’s not that bad.
Caitlin: Thank you very much for having me.
Caitlin: Thank you.
Aerendyl: How much would you say it would be overcharging?
DM: This would be, give or take, 200 gold coins.
Shain: MSRP value in a rogue nation.
Aerendyl: Wait, I have an idea.
DM: But are you going to be able to find it for true MSRP, you know, in the middle of a nation
DM: that doesn’t go mining?
DM: Uh, well, because of the fact that it has a, it’s thinking, I mean, let’s see, what
Aerendyl: Butter, Butter, how much would you say a bracer of flying daggers would be worth?
Shain: It’s worth nothing, nothing, nothing.
Aerendyl: It says zero gold.
Aerendyl: On my shit.
Aerendyl: It’s a magic item.
DM: is it?
DM: It’s uh, yeah, I know, but I think it’s a common, ain’t it?
Aerendyl: Probably.
DM: Bracer was a bracer of flying daggers
Aragorn: So
Aerendyl: Daggers
DM: Internet be crazy dog
Shain: Why is America’s internet about to just crap the bed when we head into nuclear warfare?
DM: You’re not really truly be crazy I can’t get nothing to load
DM: Okay, literally Google is just not loading.
Aerendyl: You love nuclear warfare
Shain: I breathe it in.
Aragorn: We do indeed
Shain: I wonder if that, wait a minute, that’s actually interesting.
Aragorn: What do you need to look up?
Aerendyl: By the way, yeah, loading- trying to load D&D 5e is kind of fucking up my shit.
DM: What variety are Bracers of Flying Daggers?
Aragorn: What rarity are Bracers of Flying Daggers?
Aragorn: They are a rare rarity.
DM: Okay, so that would go.
Aragorn: A rare rarity wondrous item in D&D 5th edition.
DM: Okay, so trying to resell it.
Caitlin: Let me fucking see, what are you guys doing, are you trying to put up wikidot?
Shain: You can tell it’s a white page.
Aragorn: i think it’s just you guys on the east coast
Aerendyl: You
Aragorn: cuz m- my internet?
Aragorn: perfectly fine
Aerendyl: Trump is bombing our Internet
Aragorn: everything is running smoothly, yep
DM: Yeah, Mike, see it.
DM: like wikidar basically anything man like I I couldn’t even open read it okay it
Aragorn: no there- yeah, just anything
Aragorn: it’s working for me
Aragorn: I love seeing Nate’s fucking face illuminate with a white flashbang of light.
Caitlin: I mean, like, I can get YouTube to load really slowly.
DM: was just it was just sitting there
Shain: Yeah.
DM: Let’s see, yeah, YouTube is just straight up not loading for me, it’s thinking.
Shain: Yeah, but you’re playing CSGO.
Aerendyl: The internet just sucks in North Carolina.
Solvar: Yeah, YouTube just doesn’t exist.
Aragorn: So your internet is still bombing though.
Shain: And main too.
DM: All right, now it came up, holy crap.
Aragorn: That’s how bad is it for you up there?
Aerendyl: Holy fuck you’re…
Aerendyl: Kinda…
Aerendyl: Okay.
Shain: I think that’s part of the reason why I wouldn’t load Foundry.
Aerendyl: We know the rarity.
Caitlin: It might also, well, I was gonna say it might just be Opera, because all of us use Opera,
DM: Okay.
Aragorn: Is it just a Google thing though?
DM: Sorry.
Aragorn: Is Google crashing?
Aragorn: Well, it wouldn’t affect me either because I’m also on Opera.
Shain: I’m using Opera.
DM: Yeah, that wouldn’t affect Wikidot.
Caitlin: but that wouldn’t affect him either, because he doesn’t use Opera, like a fucking loser
DM: I don’t use Opera.
Caitlin: motherfucker who uses Firefox.
DM: Excuse me that I support open source software.
DM: Anyways, I don’t even know what he said.
Aragorn: I’m sorry, Firefox says go to…
Caitlin: Excuse you for supporting Firefox.
Caitlin: No, it’s not.
Aragorn: Yes it is.
Shain: Shame on you, shame on you.
Aragorn: Butter Shameless, man.
Aerendyl: So, butter.
Caitlin: I said you’re wrong is what I said better.
Aragorn: Oh, he said he hates Firefox.
DM: Ah, okay.
Aragorn: Shame him.
Aragorn: Call him stupid or something.
DM: Everybody’s allowed to their opinions, no matter how wrong they are.
Aragorn: No, no, Butter!
DM: The internet runs on Linux, you fool!
Aragorn: Jesus Christ.
Caitlin: You support Linux.
Aragorn: Yeah, okay.
Caitlin: I don’t wanna hear that.
Aragorn: Anyways, let’s continue
Caitlin: I don’t know if you can hear me, but I’m going to try to be as quiet as possible.
Aragorn: Silent that’s a whole lot of yapping for a whole lot of shit sister
Aerendyl: Um, so Butter, uh, Bracer of Flying, so the price for the lot, he wants 9.50.
Aerendyl: Sorry, 4.
DM: Well, he was going to buy it for 4.00, Butter, I’ll give you 8,000 or not, he had promised 15 Luffy figure on Crunchyroll’s
Caitlin: .
DM: No.
DM: Stop.
Aragorn: Hey, Butter, want to-
Shain: Are we getting on peak?
Aragorn: Oh.
DM: Oh, it’s already been pre-ordered.
DM: I already decided that I’m not going to do it.
DM: I’m not going to do it.
Aragorn: Oh, Butter, Butter,
Aragorn: something up your alley,
Aragorn: Google, uh,
Aragorn: announced their Series 10
Aragorn: line.
DM: preordered.
Aragorn: For real?
DM: I already decided over two weeks ago that I was going to be getting
DM: the Google Pixel 10 Fold.
Aragorn: Yeah, they announced it, yeah.
DM: It’s the first foldable with IPE, what is it, 67?
Aragorn: Yeah, they just like, fully released everything, in terms of like, information and all that.
DM: Like cats do.