2025-07-02 Transcript

Caitlin: That’s right, we are for the entire session.
Aerendyl: you
Aragorn: you
Shain: Oh, a dust cord ball.
DM: lemon poise. Essentially last session culminates to you guys went to the feast, ate some food, had a fantastic time.
Shain: Last night.
DM: The general walked in said, hey yo, you need to come with me because you gotta go to a trite funeral.
DM: Yep, yep, yep, you guys literally did nothing for most of it except Orofarned.
Caitlin: We are for the entire session now.
Shain: You tanked five old persons.
DM: And then finally, sure, sure, sure.
Aerendyl: yeah you fucking fraud
Shain: Nothing or farming is something.
Shain: I don’t know about that.
Aerendyl: fraud
DM: And then you eventually met him outside the city gates where he had a small army of about 200 people.
Aerendyl: The
DM: And then eventually you guys decided to go with him.
Shain: Andrew was like, yeah, dog, we can’t be doing this right now.
DM: Your current destination for all of you is back to Intellectia for the tribunal.
Caitlin: I can’t just just to make sure we’re on the table.
Shain: I’ll go with you for peace.
Aerendyl: Micoh,
Shain: Oh my god, here we go.
DM: As you were all essentially kind of arrested in a sense, minimum you guys would be accomplices.
Shain: Combleses, of course.
Aerendyl: I did nothing.
Shain: I can’t wait to see the bull crap evidence they have.
Shain: That way I can shut them down.
Shain: My hands are clean.
Caitlin: Just to make sure I’m not a fucking retard.
Aerendyl: Gotta be kind of hard.
Caitlin: You are.
Caitlin: Thank you.
Caitlin: The evidence and the position that we’re in currently is that the dragon of the attack was actually our fault.
Aragorn: g
Shain: Basically, that’s a different thing.
DM: Essentially, yes.
Caitlin: Correct.
Aragorn: And such you guys were with me you guys are technically.
Caitlin: Okay.
DM: There’s some other.
Caitlin: What was the reason we didn’t kill it good enough or like.
Aragorn: No he just was like hey it showed up it yelled my name good enough throw this man in jail.
Shain: He just thought it was Andrew’s fault.
DM: Well, it’s because it showed up for it showed up for him.
Caitlin: Oh, so he’s on you.
Shain: Yeah.
Aragorn: He’s just mad.
Shain: That sounds dead.
DM: Essentially, that’s far right.
Caitlin: I’m on my dead guy.
Shain: Oh.
DM: Anyway, so you guys are heading towards Intellectia right now.
Shain: Yes.
DM: Before you guys fully set off a small detachment of about 10 more soldiers shows up.
Shain: Mm-hmm.
DM: They are with them. They have three people that are following with them.
DM: But you can’t fully make them out as they’re kind of on the other side of the envoy.
Caitlin: Look how pretty these guys are.
DM: But you do know they kind of joined the group as you guys went or are now taking off heading to Intellectia.
Caitlin: This is pretty amazing.
DM: This is mostly on horseback.
Caitlin: You know how nicely they look…
DM: So you guys are going to make halfway decent time.
Caitlin: You know how nice they look when you add a wire.
Shain: Interesting.
Shain: Though.
DM: And for the sake of time, energy and effort, there’s no point in role playing all of it because literally you guys are riding on horses to a city being escorted by 200 soldiers.
Caitlin: They start implicitly太Op against them.
Caitlin: It’s already too much, right?
Caitlin: So I accidentally plucked them.
Aerendyl: I just remember this.
DM: Yes, drag.
Aerendyl: I did tell my lackey in the city to bring me any news if any new news were to come up of the trial and shit.
DM: Yes, I have one.
Aerendyl: I’m just a shits known.
Aerendyl: That’s it.
DM: Anyways, so you guys continue.
DM: You guys are going to be traveling for about three days as they are very much, you know, in a hurry.
Aerendyl: Somebody say snow.
Shain: On base.
Shain: Yeah.
DM: They’re not taking their time.
DM: It’s very much almost a feeling of rushing eating to get there.
Shain: Speed.
Shain: Uh, are they keeping us like in our own tent?
Aragorn: Think you just want the
Shain: Or is it like a cell type of thing?
Shain: Like.
DM: You guys have a tent that have soldiers stationed outside.
Shain: Okay.
Shain: Okay, so it’s just we’re being guarded and watched.
DM: Yes.
Shain: But we kind of have privacy, but not fully.
Caitlin: I did not consider that.
DM: Not really enough to do anything.
DM: If they hear anything suspicious, they’re going to peek right in.
Shain: Yeah.
Shain: What if I in.
Shain: What?
Aragorn: had
Shain: How do we go from enemies to lovers?
Aragorn: have
Shain: Listen.
Aerendyl: Hey, the first word that Andrew said to Kaylyn were the mommy.
Aragorn: it
Shain: He needs a queen.
Caitlin: I keep forgetting that fucking Andrew did that shit.
DM: So did you guys want to do anything as you travel for three or four days?
Aragorn: was
Shain: Mommy?
Aerendyl: It was mommy.
Aerendyl: Mommy.
Aragorn: I’m fucking the dog.
Shain: Anyways, uh, continue.
Shain: If I can without my dog heck of agent secretly and.
Shain: I’m just like, you see if I can just like.
DM: You want to pull out the doughdeck and headren? Are you sure about that?
Aragorn: What about this glamorous shape from a 50 arm at the guards?
Shain: Hey.
Aerendyl: We’re doing three days straight.
Shain: Yeah.
Aragorn: Yeah.
Shain: No, I mean.
Shain: When.
Shain: When we’re like almost, uh, to bed, because they’re not watching us.
Shain: We have our own separate like.
Shain: Well.
Aerendyl: Travel three days straight.
Shain: Oh, we’re not sleeping.
Aerendyl: So no, it’s late.
DM: You guys will stop for short rests, but not long enough to properly actually rest now.
Shain: Okay.
Aerendyl: Bye.
Shain: Well, that’s fun.
Shain: Uh, yeah, I’ll still do the same.
Shain: I mean.
Shain: Is it like do we have a private area where like they can’t see us, but they’re guarding us?
Shain: Does that make sense?
Shain: I’m just.
DM: Whatever you guys stop, you guys are permitted use of a tent.
DM: So technically, yes.
DM: But like I said, they are standing right outside and if they hear anything strange, they’re almost certain to pop in.
Shain: Oh, uh, just.
Shain: Because we’re all in the same spot, because they’re keeping us contained.
Aerendyl: Excuse me.
Shain: Um.
Aragorn: Come back here.
Shain: Really?
Shain: Hey, uh, Aaron now.
Caitlin: Woah!
Shain: Yeah, um.
Shain: You wanna touch my dough, I can’t eat your drink.
DM: So, you guys are going to be able to do something.
Caitlin: It’s not gay if you touch it even.
Caitlin: You’re wrong.
Shain: Error going, error going.
Shain: Don’t worry. It’s not gay. It’s not gay.
Caitlin: Okay, no, I’m not touching your dick in.
Shain: However, Kaylyn could touch, hey, hey, Kaylyn.
Aerendyl: If it’s you, Eric, I’ll do anything.
Aragorn: Oh, this is how we get away. We weird out the soldiers on the watch and then we leave.
Caitlin: No, I’m not touching your dick in.
DM: No.
Shain: Finally.
Caitlin: You what?
Aerendyl: To be human centipede.
Caitlin: Whatever if you roll that off with the campaign right now.
Shain: You may zazz.
Aragorn: We’re gonna roll for loud gay sex. It’s a scare off the guards.
Caitlin: We’re hanging on him and actually Andrew might be cooking.
Aerendyl: We invite the crow as well.
Caitlin: Hey!
Shain: He’s gone.
Aragorn: You know what, I’m grabbing the crow.
Shain: Okay, buddy.
Aerendyl: Medieval pocket pussy.
Shain: What?
Shain: Anyways, I’ve done.
Aerendyl: A regret life.
Shain: I just wanted to see if they would come in and tell us to shut up or be quiet.
Aragorn: The pocket, Chrissy.
Shain: It doesn’t seem like they would.
Shain: I’m just gonna slightly open the bag of holding and tap the dough heck of a huge one in this space.
DM: They’re not really stressing it.
Caitlin: I’m not touching your dick in.
DM: If anything, if anything sounds strange, they would show up at the mcones.
Shain: Are you there?
DM: Nothing happens.
Aerendyl: Talking to people.
Shain: Okay, I don’t know why you don’t speak to me anymore. It’s like a mix. Okay, whatever.
Shain: Why is drug ghosting me, bro?
DM: I’m going to keep your eggs.
Aragorn: I’m gonna roll for loud gay sex.
Aerendyl: You’re talking about the mind goblin.
Shain: Yeah.
Shain: Anyways, we probably should continue our journey or else we’re gonna be stuck here long ago.
DM: Roll mine.
Aerendyl: You gotta point fade to black.
Shain: All right.
DM: Okay.
DM: So, yeah, you guys just continue on the way.
Shain: We move.
DM: Nothing really happens unless you guys want to do anything.
DM: It’s just a nice, relatively comfortable travel.
Shain: I will say before we get there, assuming I can like ask, I’m not gonna like holler, but if I could ask to see the talk with the general who basically is like, you’re arrested.
DM: I mean, there are technically opportunities that you can try to speak with them.
Shain: You’re a fraud.
Shain: That guy.
DM: But he has kind of made it.
DM: You’ve kind of get the vibe that there’s a decent chance my guy is not going to pay you any much.
Shain: Let me just.
Aerendyl: Come on.
Aragorn: Fireball.
Shain: What would be a single word to spew out his guts at everything he knows?
Aragorn: To.
Shain: Command.
Aerendyl: Talk to me.
Aragorn: Torch him.
Shain: No, I mean, I would at least if I have.
Aerendyl: Rod.
DM: He’s been putting up with your guys as verbal abuse for a while.
Aragorn: Pussy.
DM: I don’t think calling him a fraud is really going to change anything.
Aerendyl: I imitate his dead son.
DM: No.
DM: You may not imitate his dead son.
Shain: I could disguise self as his dead son if I knew what he looked like.
Aragorn: Oh, look at how your dead son might have come off.
Aragorn: Honestly, bringing back, they’re probably somewhere.
Aerendyl: Yes.
Aerendyl: I’m not sure we had in there.
Shain: We’ll be there.
Aragorn: Fuck.
Caitlin: I’m down butter yumlar shows up behind.
DM: Now.
Shain: No.
Caitlin: Well, I tried to hide it.
Shain: I mean, I would like to see if I could at least, even if he isn’t gonna talk to me at least, ask him something.
Caitlin: I tried to hide it.
Aragorn: The sacred treasure. I saw my big, raw, big, raw, good.
Shain: I wish.
Shain: My lord and state.
DM: I’m going to keep this sacred.
Shain: Divine general, divine a hand.
Shain: So yes, I would like to give it to you.
DM: Anyways, you said you wanted to ask him something.
Shain: Yeah, I was just.
DM: Like I said, you can call out to him and he might listen to what you say.
Aragorn: I’m gonna roll for loud gay sex.
DM: But he’s not likely to respond in any meaningful way.
Shain: General, general.
Shain: I have a moment.
DM: I’m just going to assume that you continue doing this for the next hour or two before he finally turned in anger.
Shain: Yes.
Shain: I’m gonna.
DM: It just says, what do you want?
Caitlin: Here’s an arythrus.
Aerendyl: I have a question.
Shain: No, I’m not gonna.
Aragorn: You have to suffer.
Aerendyl: If he is, if he said that if possible, can I craft earmuffs within that hour?
Caitlin: Hey, Jesser.
DM: He wanted us to be screaming it, but he would be continuously saying it.
Caitlin: Why?
DM: Unfortunately, they don’t really give you.
DM: They’re not really letting you have affordable.
Shain: Dragon, dragon, you have, you have ear muffs.
Shain: It’s called detach one of your fingers from your hands and plug it in your ear.
Aerendyl: I literally was thinking that right before he said.
Caitlin: Wait.
DM: You’re saying that to the general.
Shain: He turns around and it’s like, what?
Shain: Can I sign far with you for just a second?
Shain: Like, step over here, dog.
Shain: Yeah, I was like, I just need some privacy to talk with you.
Shain: No, I’m serious.
Shain: Just a question.
DM: He just kind of reluctantly does kind of slow down and moves over to where you are.
Shain: I’m gonna.
DM: Because I assume you’re doing this while you’re traveling.
Shain: Yeah, I want to horse.
DM: So he kind of, yeah, you guys are kind of going to say no.
Shain: So we’re like, come on, I have the same speed.
Caitlin: I’m not touching your dick in.
Shain: So let us down a little.
Shain: Thank you.
Shain: Listen, I know you’re not really a fan of us.
Shain: I got that and I know things women said.
Shain: And yeah, we get that and I get that.
DM: You’re just asking.
Shain: And we’re just in kind of different views right now.
Shain: And I think that you and I were walking different paths and I got that.
Shain: I have to answer me on this or anything.
Shain: But I was.
Shain: Since you have a secustity wouldn’t wouldn’t be fine to just look at the piece of paper for like warrant for a rest because I’m curious how you guys do this true like truly.
Shain: Let’s start wording.
Shain: What’s that?
Shain: Because I need to have some kind of defendant or I need to understand what’s happening.
DM: You’re just asking to sneak the warrant for the arrest.
Caitlin: You need to go lawyer.
Shain: Or whatever that paper was he’s like, I have this and then you hit it away.
Caitlin: I walk up. Oh, I know that’s fake.
DM: Gotcha.
DM: He says I tried to hit it to you guys earlier as he pulls out what is likely a copy.
DM: And he hands it to you. And it basically just says that.
Shain: Thank you.
Shain: Party.
DM: Ergoan Mortensen and.
DM: Ally and his allies are expected to report immediately to intellect for an emergency tribunal hearing.
Shain: Trabil no hearing is just like basically court, right?
Shain: Essentially.
DM: Yes, military tribunal.
Shain: Okay.
Shain: Military.
Shain: What if I kill a record?
Caitlin: If we just attack it, we’ll go right back.
DM: I do not for the record.
Aragorn: It’s acting me.
Aerendyl: What if I consider myself no longer an ally of Errorgorn?
DM: It does actually mention at the bottom current known associates and listed among those is you dragon.
Aerendyl: How is my name known?
Shain: Yeah, I’m going to say how did they know it?
DM: That is an interesting thing that you’ll find out whenever you arrive, I do believe.
Aerendyl: I wonder if it was the murder I did with the inlayer.
Shain: I’m going to I’m going to be like, you know what?
Shain: Maybe we’re not so bad after all.
Shain: Maybe after the tribunals over we could get some coffee or something.
DM: Are you just asked to chitter up for coffee.
Aerendyl: Are you asking about on a date?
Aragorn: Get sinner sometimes after this whole tributable but long gay.
DM: Yeah, yeah, if you expected anything else, I would have been concerned.
Aragorn: You can open up about your trauma of your missing child.
Shain: I did.
Shain: I’d see.
Shain: And I’m going to like assume because he’s probably fed up with this.
Aerendyl: I’m not sure.
Shain: He’ll be like whatever and just kind of leave right.
Shain: Okay, perfect.
DM: Yeah, I would have been concerned.
Shain: All right.
Shain: Now that he’s gone, I’m going to kind of move my horse over towards Aaron.
Aerendyl: I’m not sure we had in there.
Shain: That guy freaking sucks.
Shain: Okay.
Shain: Listen.
Shain: Screw the cup coffee.
Shain: All right.
Shain: Probably cost this warrant.
Shain: I don’t know what to do with it.
Shain: Can you look at it?
Shain: Because I don’t know what to do.
Shain: I’m just going to pretend.
Shain: Yeah, exactly.
Shain: Now what I want you to do is.
Shain: Oh, yeah, yeah.
Shain: Respect your spectacles.
Shain: Listen.
DM: That’s exactly who they are.
Shain: If you contact your little friends, you know, the five fingered up my ass discount.
Shain: Um.
Shain: Uh.
Shain: Well, uh, and just.
Shain: I don’t know.
Shain: Maybe find out how they got your name.
Shain: That’s kind of a little weird.
Shain: He didn’t say anything.
Shain: And I know he didn’t tell the board.
Shain: Like.
Shain: I mean, I don’t know if I ever said my name either, but at the same time.
Shain: This place is weird.
Aerendyl: You have a point there.
Shain: Dragons don’t only attack cities around from.
Shain: We typically own them.
DM: Yeah.
Shain: They’re like dogs.
Shain: Except I don’t want to murder them.
Shain: I don’t.
Shain: Yeah, well, I don’t end the dog.
Shain: I don’t end the metaphorical dog.
Shain: All right.
Shain: Not because we ride them.
Aerendyl: I don’t know how am I going to ride a dark elf.
Shain: No, no, okay.
Shain: We’re off topic.
Shain: Maybe you should just.
Shain: I’m sick of this man.
Shain: I’m gonna say.
Aerendyl: It was worse.
Shain: They’re gonna use this probable cause against our case because our murders.
Aragorn: That’s a great thing to say.
Aragorn: Crazy mentality.
DM: No.
Shain: What is like a soldier?
Shain: His name is Derek.
Shain: Guys.
Shain: Is Derek here?
Shain: Please tell me Derek is escorting us.
Shain: No.
Aerendyl: What?
Aragorn: Where’s Grum? Is Grum ass corpias?
Shain: Unfortunately.
Aragorn: Fuck shit!
Shain: As far as maybe that’s the group that joined us.
Shain: They’re here to break us out.
Shain: Give or take.
Shain: The problem we have to go and do this trial because if we don’t it’s gonna make
Aragorn: It’s dragging my knives.
Shain: Ergon look worse.
Shain: We’re kind of in the spot where we have to do it.
Aerendyl: Why? This is a drag.
Shain: We have to win the trial.
Shain: I know.
Shain: What a drag.
Aerendyl: I’m not sure we had in there.
Shain: Well.
Aragorn: I’m gonna roll for loud gay sex.
Shain: He said that with such as it is.
Aerendyl: I’m getting the vibes of religion.
Shain: Two point three centimeters.
Aerendyl: That’s a 16.
Shain: A little.
Shain: Hey, governor.
Shain: Do you have a.
Shain: Oh, sorry.
Shain: You have an idea.
Aragorn: Mr. Peeing-Lini.
Shain: I see.
Shain: I do know what you mean.
Aragorn: I should ask Caitlin to castrate.
Shain: You know what?
Shain: I actually have an idea.
Shain: Maybe I’ll ask our little paladin friend because she’s like very good at
Shain: loyering.
Shain: All right.
Shain: I know.
Shain: You don’t have.
Shain: But I thought we were cool and we’re chill after like the three months.
Shain: Well, no.
Shain: What’s wrong?
Aragorn: Castration is a good method.
Shain: All right.
Shain: I’ll slow down a little bit.
Shain: I’ll slow down a little bit with the horse and be like next to Caitlin.
Shain: Hey, how you doing?
Shain: Yeah, me too.
Shain: Do you know a lawyer by any chance?
Shain: I’m not.
Shain: Okay.
Shain: Anyway, I’m.
Shain: Oh, this is pretty good.
Shain: I tear off the character.
Shain: She she dies.
Shain: I’m kidding.
Shain: Well, I just wasn’t sure if you knew or I guess I’m going to wear a timeline for a different
Aragorn: No!
Aerendyl: You have a cast of management.
Shain: time.
Shain: I was just wondering if you had any experience.
Shain: If we had any experience, name or a name or a name or a name or a name or a name.
Shain: Oh, my goodbye.
Shain: If you had any experience with lawyering or legal work or I guess anything like that.
Caitlin: You guys are a pretty good person.
Shain: But.
Caitlin: I’ve tossed my hand from time to time when it comes to coercion.
Shain: See, because I don’t know.
Caitlin: I assume I’m going to point towards the direction of Aaron Vernon.
Caitlin: I assume the goal is to find out this situation.
Shain: You know what?
Shain: I didn’t even take a look at that.
Shain: Hang on.
Shain: One second.
Shain: Stay right here.
Shain: I go back up to Erin.
Shain: Hey.
Shain: Do they have a Caitlin’s name on file on that like piece of paper?
Shain: Morsele.
DM: Uh, Caitlin’s.
DM: I’m sorry, hangage one second.
Caitlin: It’s just a bunch of commission marks.
DM: Uh, Caitlin joined at that point.
Caitlin: Hey, what are all of the names on the list?
DM: It has everybody in the party except Caitlin and set has your previous character.
Shain: That’s all I’m trying to figure out.
Caitlin: Can we get the name of the full list?
Shain: You know.
Caitlin: It’s from Walter.
DM: Yeah.
Shain: So, now I’m gonna be like, thank you, Dragon.
Shain: I’m gonna come back.
Shain: Hey, sorry, sorry, sorry.
Shain: Cold worker.
Shain: Yeah, clocking up five.
Aerendyl: Thank you.
Shain: See you buddy.
Shain: Oh, that was a good death.
Aerendyl: See you at the bar tonight, my friend.
Shain: I did that to myself.
Caitlin: I’m going to cut this one off.
Shain: I’ll kind of go back to where Kate Ewan is and be like, so a situation.
Shain: Do you know a thoughtful form?
Aerendyl: I’m not sure we had in there.
DM: A fetal thorn.
Shain: I’m talking to Kate Linna now.
DM: Who are you asking about fetal thorn?
Caitlin: Oh yeah!
Shain: Do you remember the guy who like put the little curse on my head?
Shain: Are my fingers still black?
DM: Of course.
Shain: Ah!
Shain: Okay, I’ve been treating it with oatmeal or ointment.
DM: Uh, yes, it is.
Shain: I don’t know, I wanted to.
Caitlin: I’m going to cast a wish.
DM: Yeah, it’s definitely like regress like previously.
DM: Previously, it was like all the way up to like your knuckle now, which is just like the tips of your fingers.
Shain: Well, just a tip.
Caitlin: I wish for it to go away.
DM: So it has definitely been healing.
Shain: Okay, good.
Shain: Well, now that’s fine for this.
Shain: Black fingers are fine, I’m sure they’ll mind.
Shain: But you don’t know anything of it.
Shain: Whatever.
Shain: I didn’t know how she was gonna respond.
DM: Yeah.
Shain: I had to do…
Shain: Yeah, this is my demon mark, bro.
Shain: But if you don’t know a Thessalthorne, that’s fine.
Shain: I’m just curious because he happens to be a big problem right now.
Caitlin: Butter?
Shain: What about if I say it, oh, sorry, sorry.
DM: Yes.
Caitlin: Do I recognize Mr. Bellvard?
DM: Nope.
Shain: Sometimes he likes to be called Thessalthorne.
DM: No.
Caitlin: I remember now.
Aerendyl: I understand it now.
Shain: What if it’s…
Shain: What if I pronounce it, Cecilthorne?
DM: You’re the record.
DM: Still not his name.
Caitlin: Who is it?
Shain: Cecilth, Cecilth!
Shain: Well, I’m gonna…
Shain: I’ll be back.
Shain: If I get a little crazy, pretend that I drank too much last night from my secret alcohol
Caitlin: I’m going to cast a wish.
Shain: pouch of my right pocket.
Shain: Okay.
Shain: I’m gonna go back up to…
Shain: Errandel.
Shain: Do you have that contract about the five-finger discount thing you want to say?
DM: Yeah.
Shain: Can I take a quick peek?
Aerendyl: Somewhere in my bag of holding is.
Shain: That’s…
Shain: That’s fine.
Aerendyl: Last time you took a quick peek, you came out with black fingers, which is very disrespectful to their race.
Shain: I just want to ask him something.
Shain: I…
Shain: I’m gonna regret this.
Shain: I put on some oatmeal or…
Shain: I put on some…
Shain: appointment on my fingers and then I will use some temporal glimpse.
Aerendyl: I still have that scroll, right?
DM: Yes.
Shain: Congratulations.
Shain: Are you my Thessalthorne?
Aerendyl: I tried to stay Thessal Thorn correctly, but I spelled it.
Shain: It’s now a new thing.
Shain: I hope you realize that.
Aerendyl: I’m not sure we had in there.
Shain: Alright, I got a roll of D6.
Shain: I actually dragon.
Shain: How about you roll the D6 for me.
Shain: You’ve been holding the thing for me.
Shain: I don’t know about that.
Shain: Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Aerendyl: Five.
Shain: I want mine to one.
Shain: Oh, that’s not good.
Shain: Permanent madness.
Shain: Alright, no, I need the D100 madness table.
Shain: And…
Shain: Because…
Shain: Yeah, because…
DM: We’re doing a badness table.
Shain: Because I wanted to speak with Thessalthorne.
DM: So what did you do?
Shain: And I…
Shain: I temporal glimpse to contract, which gave me contact with him last time.
Shain: He’s like, you interfering with my plunge.
Shain: That guy.
DM: Okay.
Shain: You look very distraught.
DM: I was expecting you to do it in this order.
Shain: That’s okay.
DM: That’s fine.
DM: Hang on.
DM: I knew you were going to try something like this again.
Shain: This is five.
DM: So I broke down on what I want to happen. Hang on.
Shain: Five is permanent madness.
Shain: Last for five minutes.
Shain: Luckily it’s not permanent.
DM: Okay.
Shain: I…
Shain: Mm-hmm.
DM: All right.
DM: First, first, I’ll tell you what happens.
DM: You know, it’s basically, uh, see a, a perfect glimpse in time.
Shain: Wow.
DM: Of it sitting in a safe.
Shain: Do I…
DM: Because that’s very sad.
Shain: Do I even recognize where it was?
DM: We’re very long period of time.
Shain: Or no.
Shain: Or any like markings?
DM: I mean, it’s just inside of the safe.
Shain: Uh-huh.
Shain: How stupid.
DM: However, you do notice that the contract looks just a little bit different.
Shain: Mm-hmm.
DM: Uh, in the way that you’re seeing it now.
DM: Um, the contract that you’re looking at it now, it’s basically Christine paper, right?
DM: Nothing wrong with it.
DM: The words are completely legible.
DM: Everything is like a brand new written contract.
DM: However, as you snap kind of back to reality and you look at the contract that’s in front of you.
Shain: Back to reality.
Shain: It’s like red and burning.
DM: This one is not just not not only just a little crinkled as it obviously is going to be.
Shain: I guess you.
DM: But it’s also a little bit burned around the edges.
DM: Uh, parts of it are kind of cut up.
DM: And more intently, you notice that every so often it does seem to just burn off the edge.
DM: Just a little bit not enough to start a fire, but it just kind of magically peels away and catches on fire as all.
Shain: Anyways, you should put that back.
DM: But that’s all you see.
Shain: Anyways, you should put that back before I go…
DM: I’m going to throw it.
Shain: I don’t know how I’d thump in the horse.
Shain: Or wait, how I’d thump on the horse.
DM: Hang on, hang on, hang on, hang on, hang on, hang on, hang on.
Shain: I should replace it.
Shain: I’m thumping it.
DM: Okay, so you said that was a long term.
Shain: Yeah, custard bus.
DM: Alrighty.
Shain: Mm-hmm.
DM: What are you watching?
DM: Okay.
Aerendyl: No, nothing custard mustard.
DM: Never mind. You’re good.
DM: You just, you’re just blinded.
Shain: I can’t see.
Shain: I don’t know.
Aerendyl: See you at the horse correctly.
Shain: I don’t know why you have something to tell you.
Aragorn: I’m over here.
Shain: I grab this face.
Shain: I can feel you.
DM: Yeah.
Shain: I’m bald.
Aragorn: Yes, you can.
Shain: I can’t see again.
Shain: I want to tell you your face is magnificent.
Aerendyl: Hey, yo.
Aragorn: Is that it?
Shain: Yes!
Shain: Wait, my vision is going on the way.
Shain: No, it’s not.
Aragorn: I can see you, fuck!
Aerendyl: I’m not sure we had in there.
Caitlin: Who’s…
DM: Yes, you guys are still on horses.
Shain: Anyways.
Caitlin: Are we still on horses or no?
Aragorn: Yeah.
Shain: We will, just a second, I got one more question for the general.
Caitlin: Can we get off the horse and go?
Aragorn: I can see you.
Shain: General.
DM: You’re just screaming.
Aerendyl: Where? Where?
Shain: It doesn’t?
DM: General, what are you?
DM: You just hear a voice from said you.
Shain: Hey, General.
DM: I’m right here.
Shain: Question.
Shain: Does the name
DM: I’m just saying what?
Caitlin: Wait, no, I hunger.
Shain: Morning hunger ring any bells
Aerendyl: The general is right here. He’s like, hey, general, quick question.
Shain: Knowing hunger or the festival floor and ringing a bell. I
Shain: Know destiny too
Caitlin: I hunger.
Shain: I knew it
Shain: The whispering hunger. Yeah, sorry. I correct auto correct Siri
Aerendyl: You said it on me. I’m not liable for damages.
Shain: Okay
Shain: It’s okay, we’ll pay 50% will split it there. All right, interest don’t matter
Aerendyl: I’m not liable for damages.
DM: Or the record.
DM: The whispering hunger.
Shain: Thank you general can I make it inside check? Oh wait, I can’t blind
DM: Nope, you have no idea.
Shain: You can I make a vibe check?
DM: You can’t make a vibe check.
Shain: All right, you make it inside I’m gonna go
DM: Okay, go ahead and make that insight check.
Shain: Oh
Shain: Wow
DM: The vibes are neutral.
Shain: 27 vibes are neutral okay in the 17 for dragon
Aerendyl: That’s a 17.
DM: Okay.
Shain: 17
Shain: We might need it for court. I don’t know oh
DM: 17.
DM: Two.
Caitlin: I’ve got port in the bag.
Shain: Oh, he’s he’s hiding
DM: Hey, appears to be telling truth.
Shain: He appears. Why was if I make him reroll that can I can I make him reroll that please with a chrono shift? Yeah, yeah
DM: Would you like me to answer?
Shain: I’d love him. I would love to see him please not one
DM: He’s still up here to be telling the truth.
Shain: I was I do it again
DM: Okay, go ahead.
Shain: God hi get hi get hi get hi
Shain: Get high get get high get high
Caitlin: I’m going to use another lucky that I have.
Shain: We sold for
DM: I feel like 20 is meant to be.
Caitlin: So take a fine.
Aerendyl: It was cocked on 14 and a 20.
Shain: So take a 20 floor take a 24
Caitlin: You must have a super high deception modifier.
DM: He’s still up here to tell the truth.
Aerendyl: So that is a natural 20, 25.
Shain: No
DM: He’s just like the truth.
Shain: He doesn’t all right
Caitlin: I’m not fl…
Shain: Yeah, you really must have
Aerendyl: You know, he should kill him while he stands here.
Shain: I can’t see him all right. We have time skip to the trial
Caitlin: Oh, we’re talking about trying.
DM: Okay, do times get forth.
Aerendyl: Kill him.
DM: Okay, be sure.
Caitlin: I was going to borrow one of the rocks from Dragon and just kind of…
Shain: rocks
Aerendyl: I’m not liable for damages.
Caitlin: Do you guys not do fucking comp to him?
Shain: Because this is competitive competitive dnd
DM: Where is an FES calendar?
DM: Is it a plan to do, man?
Caitlin: Is that something you guys play?
Shain: Guys queue up for dnd come bring your best character
DM: The FES calendar goes crazy.
Caitlin: Do you want to actually…
Shain: You know six v six dnd competitive actually might be fire
Caitlin: I’m not fl…
Shain: You
Shain: Dude battle royale
DM: Okay, anyways, back to what’s our hand.
DM: So you guys continue and you head into the city.
DM: Your escort brings you to a large building.
DM: But before you enter, you are all kind of handed a clipboard and are asked to sign before you can enter the tribunal.
Shain: Lord
Shain: Oh
DM: Okay, first of all, hang on, let me press magic buttons.
Shain: Mm-hmm
DM: So you all can see it.
Shain: Which we in the park uh-oh
DM: Keep for the record.
DM: It’s the three tribunal.
DM: It’s not the not that one.
DM: I don’t know why I opened up to that one.
Shain: No, I’m reading it wait. Oh, I should I sign that never mind hang on my
DM: Press three over there on the left hand side.
Shain: I forgot I signed something wait the queen is dead so my contract is broken hey by the way the queen
DM: It’s over on the left hand side dragon.
DM: You’re driving me a wall.
DM: It says three tribunal halls back to.
Shain: Guys this is not good. This is not good
Shain: This is not good
Shain: Hey, I’m just gonna be honest when I I’m not gonna say anything no one else
Aragorn: No!
Shain: Wait a minute there’s been an ad word before wait a minute. There’s been out where is the ad word wait us
Shain: Wait wait this been an Edward 100%
DM: This is someone different.
Shain: Wasn’t wait wasn’t this the guy who made me sign the contract in luminevia. Who’s this someone different
Shain: Okay
Aerendyl: Eduardo.
Shain: Listen listen, I’m gonna look at the contract and just say who’s holding it by the way
DM: I’m not sure if you can see it.
Shain: You
Aerendyl: I don’t accept it.
Shain: Low level fighter
DM: Well, for the record, it was handed to you by what appears to be a low level.
Shain: Let’s say I say oh look
Aerendyl: I’m not picking it up.
DM: A low level guard.
Shain: Something’s wrong with the you know what I’m gonna pick it up. I’m gonna look at it
DM: They just handed you a clipboard.
DM: Each of you.
Shain: No, every time I saw the contract seems like oh wait the employees fair rate is reduced 50 gold but maybe I won’t sign this contract
DM: Yeah, that’s on the lower.
Shain: But then again, we kind of have to what if I what if I sign it on behalf of ergo what happens
Aerendyl: No, we don’t.
Shain: What
Shain: Well listen
Aerendyl: We don’t.
Shain: Ergo airboard sidebar with me for just a second
Shain: I said I don’t I don’t really know about like this contract thing or whatever because it specifically says
Shain: The freaking
Shain: It just gives me bad vibes like I don’t know there’s some specific dnd class used to trick us into making deals that were harmful to us, but I don’t know
Aragorn: Yeah!
Shain: So I’m kind of I’m kind of interested to see what like you think on it because I don’t really know I’ve had bad experience
Aragorn: Oh, I’m not signing it.
Shain: Okay, so should I
Shain: Okay
Shain: What what’s what’s our game what’s our game plan what’s our game plan
Aragorn: Exactly!
Aragorn: If they want us to go to the trial, why not signing it?
Shain: They might just execute us
Aragorn: I can see you.
Shain: What happened
DM: What do you mean?
DM: I didn’t do nothing.
DM: It literally literally says directly, including physical altercation, verbal abuse, intimidation.
Shain: You
DM: I don’t know.
Shain: You know if you’re not sending Ergo and I’m on your side, it’s gonna be real with you, but I do want to keep this
Aragorn: Yeah, we’re not signing this.
Caitlin: I mean honestly, I’ll sign it.
Shain: Yeah, I’m so serious. I’m gonna study that later listen
Aragorn: No!
DM: The guards are just kind of saying they’re saying every person who’s into these polls have signed the exact same contract.
Caitlin: I’ll be the first to run.
Shain: Mm wait
Shain: Ergo
Shain: Mm, do we still on a late night? It’s kind of important because like the king will need you
DM: He turns around and comes back to another piece of paper.
Shain: Oh, thank you I put it in the back
DM: He says this is a transcript of the law passed only 26 years ago.
Shain: You
DM: As he hands it to you, it is a public vote basically declaring that all people that are part of any public ongoing or office must sign a contract of nonaggressiveness for any for any type of hearing or anything of the sort.
Shain: Is about to say this
DM: Basically, yeah.
Shain: I
Shain: Care I just need to find where I put the thing again because I lost it
Aerendyl: Where did my pen go?
Shain: Uh, I closed it. I just want to read it because I’m pretty sure it was just a non-hostile and if we and if we broke that is a $50 fine pretty much
Aerendyl: I’m not signing anything.
Shain: That’s what it looked like I
Shain: Think we’re just freaked out because we’re freaked out
DM: Literally, it just says.
Shain: You know
Aerendyl: I’m not losing that.
Shain: There’s a little
Shain: Packed
DM: It literally just says don’t attack the other people or don’t use magic to in there and you’re good.
Shain: Representing the land and return this tribunal pack no cigarettes
Shain: Sanctuary usually a peaceful delegation whereas it’s peaceful
Shain: You
Caitlin: I can’t do that.
Caitlin: Oh wait, actually, yeah, he’s so right.
Shain: Mike my oath will not let me sign documents
DM: Even my sheets are not casting magic.
Caitlin: He’s so right.
Shain: Yeah, that’s what I’m saying
Shain: so
Shain: So even class features in our technically well class features are typically harmful, but in my case
Shain: It’s not all the time
Shain: But blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah you know
Shain: Yeah, I’ll sign
DM: If you guys actually gave it any any any thought reading the magical enforcement says upon such a breach the pack found shall immediately and involuntarily bellow forth at the peak of the vocal capacity and clear and undeniable declaration of their specific transgression.
Caitlin: No.
Caitlin: I’m fl…
Aragorn: I’m going to hit this man.
DM: It doesn’t say you can’t do it.
Shain: Yeah
Shain: So it’s a truth telling contract.
Shain: I’m gonna kill.
Shain: You know what?
Shain: Alright, listen, I look over to the guard.
Shain: Listen, alright.
Shain: Contracts have a weird history with me, but this looks okay.
Shain: And I’m gonna pull out not the first contract they gave me, but the second one.
Shain: Or no, the first contract they gave me.
Shain: And sign it.
Shain: Under an alias known as those kidding.
DM: For the record.
DM: Literally none of you have gotten bit by contracts before, especially not by the government.
Shain: Not yet.
Aragorn: Yeah, not yet.
Shain: Alright.
Aragorn: You ever hear of ice?
Shain: I’m gonna open my eye like I’m gonna do this in a cinema.
DM: Okay, let me medagame this. There is no consequence to this.
Aragorn: Inside check.
DM: I’m checking with the end of that.
Shain: I sign it, but I do all handed to like, I don’t know, Error Gorn.
Aragorn: Yes.
Shain: Listen, I’m not an attorney or anything, but I’m just saying we don’t probably plan on attacking anyone anyway.
Shain: Like we want to be nice.
DM: It doesn’t even stop you from attacking it just says you have to announce it while you’re doing it.
Shain: I’m going to attack you, sir.
DM: Literally literally the purpose is just to prevent people that are trying to suddenly.
Aragorn: I am sexually harassing this man.
DM: It’s like warpably out.
DM: Bro, what?
Shain: Take me.
Caitlin: Hey, he buttered.
DM: Yes, the guards are not letting anybody in that has not signed the contract.
Caitlin: The guards are like, are they blocking our way?
Caitlin: Okay, I’m gonna…
Caitlin: I’m gonna go over to Shane.
Caitlin: Can I know, do you have that paper that has the…
Caitlin: Everybody who’s required to be here, all that stuff?
Aragorn: I’m going to hit this man.
Aerendyl: That’s me.
Shain: Yeah, he’s got it.
Caitlin: Oh, okay.
Caitlin: I…
Aerendyl: Thank you.
Caitlin: People don’t know.
Shain: He’s my paper guy.
Caitlin: Well, Shane, I…
Aragorn: That’s me.
Caitlin: I appreciate it.
Shain: Oh, we’ll cream pie.
Caitlin: I’m gonna…
Shain: We should get that Error Gorn.
Caitlin: I’m gonna hand him the shooter paper and go…
DM: As you say that the general just kind of shows up.
Caitlin: I’m not honest.
Caitlin: I was with them before their crimes.
Caitlin: I was here to be witness, I suppose.
DM: Well, true. It also says all associates and he was there whenever they met me outside the city.
DM: Obviously an associate at minimum is in a sense or guilt will also be declared tribunal.
Aerendyl: We just met her like yesterday.
Shain: It’s been for four weeks.
Shain: Grab all of this out.
DM: He he turns and says I have witnesses.
Caitlin: I’m fl…
Shain: Hey, are you going to hit this man?
Aerendyl: I’m sorry.
DM: Oh, my gosh.
Shain: How would you hear that?
Aragorn: You actually saying that?
Aragorn: No!
Shain: Yeah, why not?
DM: Are you casting vicious mockery?
Shain: So what I’m trying to do.
Aerendyl: I’m not missing my career.
DM: He just he doesn’t justify that with the response.
DM: Instead he just turns right back to the to the garden says she is required as the others.
Aerendyl: I don’t have that.
Aerendyl: I’m just going to lean over to sheenie.
Shain: Well, I already signed the contract.
DM: I do kind of grab you and guide you in.
Shain: Hey, guys, take me in.
Shain: I’m ready.
Shain: Coach, for the end.
Shain: Good.
Caitlin: I follow Shane and…
Shain: Thank you.
DM: They do not let you in until you sign the contracts.
Shain: It’s not that deep, bro.
Caitlin: I’m not hiding the contract.
Aerendyl: I’m just going to lean over to her.
Caitlin: I’ll gut him like a fish before I sign this contract.
Shain: It’s not that deep.
Aragorn: I am going to kill hundreds before I sign this in the A.
DM: Dude.
Caitlin: All right, butter, can I just…
Aerendyl: Thank you.
Caitlin: Butter, is it a five check or an arcana check if I want to see if the magic is…
Caitlin: The magic tied to the signature or is the magic tied to the person who wrote it?
Caitlin: Like, can I…
Caitlin: Can I make a…
Caitlin: No, no, can’t…
Caitlin: Can I make a deception check?
Caitlin: Because they’re expecting me to be here.
Caitlin: Can I make a deception check to write Yenlair’s name on it?
DM: There is no way that you can know that and I do not understand why you are so adamantly against the.
Caitlin: Because I saw it.
Caitlin: When do I give you the paper?
Caitlin: Well, that…
Caitlin: That won’t be tied to me.
Caitlin: Because Yenlair was the one who signed it.
Caitlin: Oh God.
Aerendyl: I’m not losing that.
Shain: The interlive, the internet.
Caitlin: Yeah, can I…
Caitlin: Can I make a deception check to…
DM: You can do in our connoissell to fully understand how this contract works and operates.
Caitlin: Take a…
Caitlin: Oh, there’s my arcana.
Aerendyl: Oh, shit. That’s me.
Caitlin: 30-20.
DM: Okay, with the dirty 20 you are extremely confident that the contract is clearly as it says.
DM: It is a very basic magic magical contract that is generally very weak.
Caitlin: That’s not answering the question I asked.
DM: It is bound to the person that writes it regardless of how they sign it.
Caitlin: Fuck.
Caitlin: Can I deception check?
Caitlin: I hold the pen like it…
Caitlin: Like, have an inch away from the paper and then walk past them.
DM: You certainly can.
Caitlin: Oh wait, actually, yeah.
Caitlin: Yeah, my illusion.
Aerendyl: Minor illusion.
Caitlin: Thank you, do I appreciate you.
DM: You can certainly try that.
Caitlin: Okay, what is my deception model?
Caitlin: Well, my deception is not great.
Caitlin: Never mind, natural 2025.
DM: Okay, that’s what funny fantastic.
Caitlin: Okay.
Shain: There.
Shain: I’m like on the other side of the wall.
Shain: Everything’s great in here.
Shain: They have coffee.
Caitlin: Sure.
DM: And so you’re you’re casting minor illusion.
Caitlin: Uh, backgrounds.
DM: Okay, you also need to make a slide of handshake.
Shain: I’m actually,
Shain: Paul, it is don’t have cash.
Shain: If
Caitlin: Uh, what do I need side of him?
DM: And keep in because it’s it’s it’s semantic to cast minor illusion.
DM: And you’re surrounded by guards that are watching your every single movement.
Shain: you just mouth out,
Caitlin: You can…
Shain: say, man, for me.
Caitlin: 18 plus 2.
DM: 30 20.
Shain: Oh, yeah, I see that.
DM: Okay, they don’t notice that you cast minor illusion.
DM: As he kind of just put his hand out to take the thing back from you.
Caitlin: Take my dude.
DM: And he looks at it and he kind of squins.
Caitlin: I don’t wait here.
DM: This one must be a dot wait here as he takes it and brings back.
Caitlin: I don’t wait.
Caitlin: I go to my…
DM: He’s they’re not going to let you through.
Aerendyl: She signed.
DM: If you if you’re trying to hand it to him walk past them then they will grab you and bring you back out.
Aerendyl: What if?
DM: Unless you’re wanting to start a fight here in front of 200 soldiers plus the ones that are inside the tribunal.
Caitlin: No, you know what I put it?
Caitlin: You know what I put it?
Caitlin: You’re right.
DM: Okay, go ahead and make a deception check and a can and and a slide of handshake.
Caitlin: I will stand here and I will wait for him to bring back to me once so I can do it again.
Caitlin: Do I…
Caitlin: Come.
Caitlin: Deception check is a seventh seed.
DM: Yeah, when you need it and.
Caitlin: Slight of hand check is another dirty 20.
Aerendyl: That’s a 22.
DM: Okay, all right, they don’t notice you faking writing.
Shain: You know, we should really stack
Shain: artificers in our group and just all use
Aerendyl: I’m not losing that.
Shain: flush of genius.
DM: So, if I said genius goes crazy.
Shain: We are the plus five together.
Shain: We make a plus 10.
DM: Wait, can you can you stack it?
Caitlin: Well, we can do it a hundred times for long rest.
DM: Okay, once again, once again, you are able to do it and you fake it again as he grabs it and you try to like walk past.
Caitlin: Where can I hand it to him and just start walking?
Caitlin: I’m sorry, there you go.
DM: But this time he kind of just puts his hand out to stop you and he says, the magic isn’t holding for you.
Aerendyl: That’s a W actually.
DM: You’ll have to sit outside.
Caitlin: I’m like an artist.
Caitlin: Why is that a dummy, bro?
DM: As he kind of walks away to you dragon.
Caitlin: I’m sorry.
DM: It says, have you signed it yet?
Aerendyl: No, do I have to really do this an ambassador of my own country?
Aragorn: They’re trying to wait.
DM: He just he has signed his yes every person who enters the tribunal must sign the contract.
Caitlin: Better try it.
Aragorn: I’m going to hit this man.
Caitlin: Better.
DM: Most the commoners visitors.
DM: You may sign whatever you would like.
Caitlin: It’s full of new name.
Aerendyl: Does it matter what I sign?
Shain: 10.
Caitlin: Okay.
Aragorn: This is fucking exciting a contract.
DM: He takes it back. He looks at it.
Shain: They’re going to take everything off you do.
Aragorn: Not a manifesto.
DM: And as he reads way to sign, he just kind of chuckles through himself.
DM: He just says, all right, you found him through.
Caitlin: Hey.
DM: He gives you a fist.
DM: Apparently he doesn’t like the general either.
Caitlin: Hey, hey, mother, question for you.
DM: Answer for you.
Caitlin: So we have had an update.
Caitlin: Small update.
Caitlin: I don’t have my release on my spell list.
Shain: That’s really.
Caitlin: So, um, small, small, no, I do have the entrance flux.
Shain: I was about to say.
Caitlin: I just don’t have that one, which I don’t know why.
Shain: Let’s just say I was there,
Shain: I did it for you, but good enough.
Shain: Cousin is bad.
Caitlin: Okay.
Caitlin: Um, so butter, I understand the contract and its entirety, right?
Aragorn: Yes.
DM: Yes.
Caitlin: How do I break it?
DM: There isn’t really a way to break it because there’s no there’s not a line in there about breaking it other than immediately abusing it, but that doesn’t break it either.
Shain: No.
Shain: Well, I was.
Caitlin: Yes.
Shain: If you you could just beat us up,
Shain: you just smack me with the back of your sword
Shain: and then break the contract.
Shain: But then I think you’re kind of be not in a good spot.
DM: I mean, yeah, if you had the contract, if you wrote ripped it up, but they’re taking the contracts from you.
Shain: Well, I have the other one right?
Aragorn: Well, I have this one.
Shain: Oh, no, no.
Caitlin: So, okay.
Caitlin: So it’s time to the contract, correct?
DM: It is tied to the physical contract. Yes.
Shain: Sorry guys, it was a glitch in the system.
Caitlin: Okay.
Caitlin: So I’ll walk up, I guess, smaller, because I don’t have the spell.
Shain: My legal name.
Caitlin: It was a glitch in the system.
Caitlin: Yeah. Here. I’ll sign it.
Caitlin: I’ll totally sign it.
Caitlin: There you go.
Caitlin: My signature.
Caitlin: Not my signature.
DM: Okay. That’s fine.
Caitlin: I’m writing in there because I saw it on the day.
Shain: She doesn’t know this.
Caitlin: I’m not.
DM: Well, we have. So we have inlayer, not Caitlin, which by the way does kind of say that you are in layer, which does run my calls for you in the future.
Aragorn: I’m going to hit this man.
Shain: Oh,
Caitlin: Yeah.
DM: But that’s fine.
DM: Because in there is all wanted criminal.
Caitlin: I don’t know.
DM: So we have inlayer and then the general has a very small pp. I would like to kill them. I have poison pretty please. It’s in my back pocket.
Caitlin: Okay. Hey, hang on though, butter.
Caitlin: Unfortunately, I kind of wasn’t done yet.
Caitlin: What are they doing with the contracts?
DM: They are taking the contracts from you and they are putting it to another room.
Caitlin: Are they like putting them so they’re, are they like putting it into a bag and moving it?
DM: No, that they are just taking the actual contracts just as they are away. You don’t you don’t know where they’re going.
Caitlin: Okay. So here. So here. I’m going to sign it.
Caitlin: And then I’m going to cast the spell magic because he’s walking away with them.
DM: Okay. You’re casting dispel magic on the contract.
Caitlin: Yep.
DM: Okay. That’s fine. I guess.
Caitlin: Am I wrong? Am I.
Aragorn: Isn’t this felt magic temper?
Caitlin: Do spell magic permanent? Am I wrong in thinking that that would not just.
DM: Any cell of third or lower on the target ends for making ability check on a sexual check the spelt ends.
DM: Okay. Then go ahead and make an ability check using your spell casting ability.
Caitlin: Sure.
Caitlin: So it’s just a charisma. Is it a checker saving throw?
DM: This is check.
Caitlin: That’s a.
Caitlin: 22.
DM: Okay. You’re not really sure if it worked or not. As you know, you never really felt anything whenever it’s a cold and it just takes it away.
Caitlin: Okay. Sure. I’m going to assume that I did good.
Caitlin: So I do good that.
DM: Anyways, so you guys are now brought in to a main tribunal hall. Every single seat in the tribunal hall tribunal hall has been filled by people.
Shain: Any familiar faces?
DM: Actually, yes, I am glad that you asked.
Shain: Thank you.
DM: First of all, as you.
DM: Not just yet. You’ll see it in a minute.
DM: As you walk in.
DM: As you walk in, of course, the general is kind of followed you guys and so you guys obviously recognize the general.
DM: There is a Eric born you recognize one of them. So to would Caitlin and anybody else that was with the.
DM: You were group of cadets as you see, Dwellen, Ironhelm, one of the cadets that was just with them.
DM: You also dragon recognize a strange face. You recognize serenity.
DM: You know, who is as I’m sure you’re aware of the real actual leader of the fingers discount.
Shain: Excuse me.
DM: You also.
Aerendyl: I am.
Shain: You’re not the real leader.
Shain: What’s his plot twist?
Aragorn: On paper.
DM: Essentially, essentially, Dwellen is the is the shadow leader for all intents and purposes.
Shain: No woman.
Caitlin: Oh, wait. So do I can do that a minute or one time?
Aragorn: I get a man inside of me.
Shain: I like it when I just him.
Caitlin: So you got a man on the inside?
Aragorn: No.
DM: And then finally, you guys notice or the bar that you met while traveling.
Shain: Hey, I’m your biggest fan.
Aerendyl: Oh shit.
Shain: Make sure this goes down to history.
DM: However, all of them are together, sitting a specialized seats behind the general.
Shain: I’m not going to be a fan of it.
Aragorn: Sing a little song.
DM: And then they are also two other women.
Aragorn: Yes.
Shain: Interesting.
DM: One that is a just regular civilian and then one that appears to be in a guard uniform.
Shain: How do they have this information about the people we’ve met?
Aragorn: What’s that one civilian be the one girl that I had sex with?
DM: No, no, no, no, no, you can.
Shain: Too sure.
Shain: How was he?
Aragorn: You had sex with this woman.
DM: That’s kind of crazy.
Shain: Wait, wait,
Aragorn: Is he bigger than me?
Aerendyl: Please tell me smaller than me.
Shain: wait,
Shain: sidebar for the party real life.
Shain: How do they know about the people talked to?
Shain: That’s going to be fun.
Aerendyl: I don’t know.
DM: Um.
Shain: Divination.
Shain: But they know because they have the witness as we’ve spoken to.
Aerendyl: Those were just could be there for different reasons.
Shain: Specifically the ones that we know.
Aerendyl: We don’t know what butter thinking.
Shain: You know what?
Shain: I’m going to check on.
Shain: I’m pointing at 12 days.
DM: I’m sorry.
Aerendyl: Probably back at his dad’s house and hopefully he’s using it on himself.
Shain: Oh.
Shain: Ow.
Aerendyl: Are we ready?
DM: Okay. You know, you guys are unique individuals. You guys know that right.
Aerendyl: The actual word is autistic and retarded.
DM: Yeah, but those sounds so.
DM: No, no.
Aerendyl: I’m not losing that.
Caitlin: Wait. If do I get. If do I get calls him a retard. If he has autism, does it count as insulting him?
Aerendyl: Now I was calling us autism retards.
Aerendyl: Thank you.
DM: Anyways, um, so essentially, um, you guys see after you guys have been told kind of where to sit by some of the guards.
DM: You guys see to the left of you there are three raised seats. These are obviously the seats for the judges.
DM: As three men with the same with the same lines all are as the general walk in.
DM: Well, to be completely accurate, two of them have the same line of lines. The other has an extra line for anybody that actually knows.
DM: The other one is an actual general, which is an extremely rare occurrence.
DM: And then the other two are lieutenant generals. The general that you are familiar with is a pretty dear general.
DM: Fraud. Yes.
DM: As they kind of get onto the podiums and they sit down. Um, they, the one in the center. Um, he’s the oldest one there.
DM: He just calls out and says, welcome to the 6,432nd Tribunal of the Bond Transport.
DM: Please refrain from speaking unless a question has been asked.
Shain: Wow.
Shain: That’s a lot of crap.
Shain: Sorry.
Shain: I give my thumbs up.
DM: As he kind of filters through his papers, he says.
Shain: We have a thumb battle.
DM: Does the defendant know of the accused crimes?
Shain: Wait.
Shain: I’m not the defendant.
DM: Yes.
DM: Will.
Shain: What’s you?
Shain: Sorry.
Shain: I don’t know if I was all to speak about that judge.
Caitlin: I mean, butter just got.
DM: Exactly what he did. Um, will lieutenant general please read out the charges.
Shain: I’m going to check on.
DM: The, the man to care, by the way.
Caitlin: Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, hang on, butter, do we have a public defendant?
Shain: I can’t see.
DM: The, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the
Caitlin: No, no, no, hang on, hang on.
Shain: What?
DM: the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, who are we looking at that.
Caitlin: Please continue.
DM: I don’t know.
Caitlin: Oh, yeah.
Aerendyl: Oh this one.
DM: These are all of these commoners are just from a hundred gigabytes back that I found online
Aerendyl: Is that glow rilla?
DM: of just a collection of commoners.
Caitlin: All right.
Caitlin: We got this. I got this. I’m.
Aerendyl: Is that the gorilla that was in the woods?
DM: Oh my gosh.
DM: Grilla of the woods.
DM: These are gorilla in the woods.
DM: Oh, anyways.
Caitlin: I’m just looking at blocks like this.
Aerendyl: Was it a pro penguin or a charcoal gorilla?
Aerendyl: I’m not losing that.
DM: This guy right here stands up and reads from a piece of paper.
Aerendyl: Peace in our time.
DM: He says four counts of collusion with criminal elements, three counts of misuse of military
DM: authority, one count of misuse of military personnel, one count of dereliction of training
DM: personnel, two thousand four hundred and thirty two counts of public endangerment, one
DM: count of arson, four thousand, two thousand four hundred thirty two counts of purposeful
DM: inflection of arm, one count of inciting panic, one count of challenging military authority,
DM: one count of treason, one count of abuse of power.
DM: How’d you get back off?
Caitlin: No, guys, guys, I got this. I got this. Guilty or honor. We request the maximum sentence.
DM: Not acceptable.
DM: You can’t do anything more than a squats.
DM: Well, no, no, no, no, and for the banker, the contract literally only says that you cannot
Aerendyl: Technically speaking.
Aerendyl: Oh.
DM: purposefully progress someone, just making fun of this fine dog Jolene who at once.
Caitlin: So, so just to make sure he’s saying this about all of us.
DM: Yes, you guys are all being tried kind of together, but more specifically it is Errorgorn
Aerendyl: Okay.
DM: Mortensen that’s on trial and the rest of you are just at minimum a comp, a comp, a comp,
DM: but I don’t know like mysteries.
DM: At minimum accessories, at likely the conferences.
Aerendyl: You’re on your honor.
Caitlin: Can we can flex yet the fucking alpha wolf pose?
DM: Oh shit, I’m known, shit, I’m known.
DM: Okay, so are you actually calling not guilty?
Aerendyl: He’s got the Joey haircut.
DM: Okay, you just kind of size and says, I know this is going to be a long day.
Aerendyl: You asked for this.
Caitlin: Not guilty, girl.
DM: Womp, womp.
Shain: Who gave me order for us to be arrested?
DM: Um, are you actually speaking up asking that or no?
Shain: I don’t know.
DM: Yes, look at the passing notes, those are important.
Aerendyl: I have a genuine question.
Caitlin: No, she’s like past notes.
DM: You may.
Aerendyl: That man over there.
DM: Yes, General Kaelin Reed.
Aerendyl: He’s a general.
DM: Correct.
DM: To be clear, he is a Brigadier general.
Aerendyl: I’m not aware of anything.
DM: I see you are aware of the new rulings.
Aerendyl: Well then why did we vote for that?
DM: Military ranks cannot be decided by public vote.
DM: It’s a new ruling that was just done two, four days ago, which would have been one.
Aerendyl: It sounds like a convenient way of saying hoopla.
DM: You saying that to him?
Aerendyl: Maybe in the general.
DM: I think so, just saying.
DM: Are you saying that jolt to the general?
DM: What do you think?
Aerendyl: Okay.
DM: You can, like I said, all it does is make you just yell that you’re doing it.
Caitlin: Okay, hey, hey, hey, hey, I’m flex.
Aerendyl: Thank you.
Caitlin: he’s kind of like incriminates us just a lot.
Caitlin: And don’t it’s not.
DM: For the record, the contract is very clear.
DM: Solomelyd reached refrain from casting any spell, incantation, enchantment or invocation
DM: of any magical force overt or subtle within the confines of tribunal halls.
Shain: He only said invocation or statement is divination.
DM: This includes, but it is not limited to offensive, defensive, restorative, divinatory or disruptive
Caitlin: He is right.
Aerendyl: Okay Jeff.
Caitlin: Fireball.
Caitlin: Wait, wait, wait, butter.
DM: magics.
Caitlin: Dunham and Sinagic doesn’t exist, right?
Shain: This is a Junimancy actually.
Aerendyl: Okay Jeff I understand.
Caitlin: What they have, what they have, Dunham and Sinagic doesn’t really exist, right?
DM: Say that again.
Caitlin: Would they have thought about that on that branch of magic in writing the contract down?
DM: I’m sorry.
Caitlin: No, spells the spell I can’t trip the can trip.
DM: Maybe I should reread this quote.
DM: We’ll refrain from casting any spell.
Caitlin: I’m not going to have to spell it.
DM: Can troops are a spell?
Shain: I just want to forget everything.
DM: He just kind of sits down and says, very well, we will have opening statements with the defense, like to go first or second.
Aerendyl: Wait butter.
DM: But then they waited the new law passed and retroactively nullified that.
Aerendyl: I’m going to ask you a question.
DM: My guy is ancient. His father is most certainly not alive.
Aerendyl: Who is probably up on your somewhere?
Shain: I’m going to look over the Hagath over there staring us in the witness.
Shain: Power world.
Shain: I don’t know.
DM: So you said you would like to go second then, right?
DM: The general, as you know and hate him, stands up and kind of speaks to the generals,
DM: but the way that he is like his body languages, he’s very much putting on a performance.
DM: He’s saying this also and mostly for the people in the audience, more so than the actual generals.
DM: As he says, during the course of this tribunal, I will make it abundantly clear that not only is Erdogan Mortensen a criminal of the highest order,
DM: but also colludes with criminal elements and has plotted to overthrow this very government.
DM: This is an undeniable fact and will be proven to you not only by myself and evidence,
Shain: I’m going to make you my slave.
DM: but by our witnesses and the testimonies here today.
DM: And he sits back down.
DM: As the big boy general, actual general, turns to you, Caitlin.
DM: And it just kind of says, you may now make your opening statements.
DM: Please no longer than five minutes.
Caitlin: He’s getting said.
DM: Hey, Roy, if you think that’s bad, Nick, for the record, I have all my right screen.
Caitlin: Well,
Shain: The vine of all of it.
Caitlin: Phil,
Caitlin: this is a big ropcott.
DM: Let’s think in one piece open and my brain keeps getting pulled like a magnet.
Caitlin: Okay. So you said there was a general and a big boy general is the big followers.
Caitlin: and a big boy general is the big boy general the judge or what is a car
DM: Yes, okay. So the guy in the center is the actual general, a full general.
DM: These guys here are lieutenant generals and then our fake general, the one who you guys, you know,
Caitlin: the guy on the right is the bullshit
Caitlin: the
DM: hey, is a brigadier general. So in a very was saying general, I’m in the actual general, the actual, the, the, the, the judge essentially.
Caitlin: are people allowed to have flippings in here why those guys in the jury just got
Caitlin: full ass swords about
DM: You can ignore those. Those do not exist. There is no jury and the people that are holding swords are his witnesses.
Caitlin: okay
Caitlin: oh oh
Caitlin: that’s d2 reference butter um so the jerry that
DM: The only people in here with weapons are the guards that are lining the walls.
Shain: Stop.
Caitlin: okay in the new and the
Caitlin: all right my turn around face the jury i’m just
Caitlin: ladies and gentlemen of the jury please yeah okay yeah we all asked
DM: Okay, I’m sorry. It’s just one second. There once again, there is not a jury.
Caitlin: there’s a jury behind us is there not
DM: No, these, these are all just people that have come to watch. The people making the decisions will be these three.
Caitlin: why are they up there what is what these people right here these are just
Shain: We’re just fun.
DM: They’re just here to watch. These people are literally just here to watch. Just here to watch.
Caitlin: normal ask people then what are these people doing
Caitlin: okay is there a name for the tribunal is there a name for the tribunal
Caitlin: it’s just a the tribunal is there not more than one type
DM: It’s just, it’s just the tribunal.
DM: Yeah, you, you, you’re just talk to the generals.
DM: You wait, you don’t have to start it off as the very like super funny debate. Ladies and gentlemen of the jury.
DM: Like.
Caitlin: yeah i’d like to know i’m a lawyer bro i gotta get it up my fucking feet somehow
DM: Hahaha.
Caitlin: sorry sorry i’ll let it be understood that throughout the case and throughout the course of
DM: In his bed.
Caitlin: the trial being presented upon us that myself as long as my colleagues and more importantly the
Caitlin: target of this actual tribunal being held uh serve everyone in mornison let it be understood
DM: you
Caitlin: by all people’s that we as well as him do claim not guilty and throughout the course of this i
Caitlin: will show not only without a shadow of a doubt that we are all indeed innocent of the crimes being
Caitlin: portrayed for but also that the prosecutor is nothing but somebody who has a deep suited anger
Caitlin: and a deep suited hungry for a false sense of justice held on by his false rank that was
Shain: Let’s bring a look.
DM: those
Caitlin: removed from him just stays pride
Aragorn: How long, Jerry?
Caitlin: take it
Aerendyl: You’re the one asking for new teammates.
Caitlin: fucking fucking i finished and fucking the erudors watch it by hungry
Shain: I don’t know.
Aerendyl: The P.O.B. Youth Fire Team Finder for your court case.
Caitlin: you
DM: As you sit down
DM: as you sit down, as you sit down, the main…
Shain: No, it’s a due court case edition.
Shain: Eat it.
Aerendyl: Hello.
Aragorn: I’m going to be a little bit more.
DM: It took off the side wall stat.
DM: It’s game over.
Aragorn: My lawyer is in Cahoots with.
Caitlin: Yeah, all right.
DM: I’m not sure if I can do it.
Aragorn: My lawyer is in Cahoots with the enemy.
Aragorn: My lawyer is making a difference not around.
Caitlin: Sorry.
Caitlin: Sorry, your louder.
DM: As you sit back down, the main general judge says,
Caitlin: This is not my only opportunity to call in this correct.
DM: as is customary with the defendant like to call their first witness.
DM: So I will you provide that opportunity to the plaintiff.
Shain: Please, why?
Aragorn: Yes.
Caitlin: I can let him go first.
DM: It’s just essentially you want to go first or second.
Caitlin: Oh, absolutely not.
Caitlin: Yeah, he knew first.
Aragorn: Second.
Caitlin: I’ll question this guy.
Caitlin: He knew first.
DM: The…
Shain: Why?
DM: Your guys’ general stands up and says,
Caitlin: But are can we just simplify this and call him general and the judge?
DM: first I will call my first witness to be serenity.
Caitlin: Please.
DM: I call him general judge.
Shain: General, he’s the general judge.
Caitlin: Okay, fair enough.
Aragorn: I can’t do that.
Caitlin: Oh, wait, you see the general.
DM: He’s the general judge.
Aragorn: No kidding.
DM: Can I get a new lawyer?
Aragorn: Is he a fox?
Caitlin: No, bro.
Caitlin: Does as he sell car insurance?
DM: Are a great little great.
DM: You can get online.
DM: Go to the general and say some time.
Caitlin: No, I don’t know.
DM: Anyways.
Shain: I say some time.
Aragorn: Can I do a new campaign?
DM: Serenity walks onto the witness stand.
Caitlin: I pull out my mug of ale.
Aragorn: Yes.
Shain: She was hasty about it.
DM: As he turns and says, serenity, you are a woman with many attributes.
DM: Correct.
DM: And of course, this continues.
Shain: Two in the front.
Aragorn: I’m going to be a little bit more.
Caitlin: Who’s this bitch again?
DM: It’s very clear that dragon, especially you can definitely see that this is a
DM: woman.
DM: She’s definitely acting as, you know, I’m just all wonderful.
DM: Of course, they continue.
DM: He asks questions about, you know, what do you do for a job?
DM: And she just basically says that she runs a small store before he finally gets into the actual important questions.
Caitlin: Come.
DM: Serenity, is it true that a organization called the fingers discount has approached you and required you to pay for protection from them?
Shain: No.
DM: To which she responds, yes.
DM: He says, thank you.
DM: And one last question, if I may, if you could point out to the court the individual who demanded this compensation from you.
Caitlin: Oh, no.
Shain: I raised my hand.
DM: As she points directly at you, dragon.
DM: And says, I’m told he is the leader of the organization.
Aerendyl: B.
Caitlin: That’s not true.
DM: As he says, thank you.
DM: You may return to your seat.
Caitlin: Hey, hey, you’re going to get your job.
DM: As she gets back down and heads to receipt jumping over a wall apparently.
Caitlin: Sorry.
DM: You know what, surgery is the main general, the general judge says.
DM: Says, kind of turns to your guys is general and says it was not your place to dismiss the witness.
DM: You like to cross as he asks, as he asks her to come back.
Caitlin: Yes, yes, I would.
DM: Is your witness?
Caitlin: Look, to make my life a billion times easier, please tell me that either a do I get is just passing me notes on his entire organization or be in the month where they’re do I can.
Shain: This time I’m crazy.
Aerendyl: I’m going to ask you a question.
Shain: What my love.
Caitlin: I can’t even form to be of everything.
Shain: I’m going to be a good friend.
DM: On paper, no, she is.
Caitlin: That’s what I’m trying to get.
DM: You are the shadow leader essentially.
Caitlin: That’s also.
DM: She is.
Caitlin: Oh, oh, oh.
DM: She is the one that runs the whole criminal organization.
DM: She is not an upstanding member of the community.
Aerendyl: Can I get a vibe check from her?
Caitlin: Um.
DM: I can 100% tell you without even needing a vibecheck.
DM: Your passive vibecheck is trying to get rid of you.
Caitlin: You’re fired.
DM: I can’t believe it.
DM: In front of the judges.
DM: Just a little bit.
Caitlin: I’m not.
DM: It just pulls out of gun.
Aerendyl: I’m not feeding you bullshit.
Caitlin: We’re going to have to terminate you.
DM: Hey bro, will means the definition.
Aerendyl: Oh.
Caitlin: I’m.
DM: He is just as.
DM: Yes, you may.
DM: What are you about to do, man?
DM: Oh, you’re talking her.
Caitlin: Can I.
DM: Oh.
DM: He just kind of.
DM: That is abnormal, but I don’t see why not.
Caitlin: I would like to.
Caitlin: I’d like to point her out for buying.
DM: He just says.
Caitlin: Can we keep this between us.
DM: Sure. Of course you can.
Caitlin: I’m.
DM: As you cast it, you feel a otherworldly control taking over you as you scream at max volume.
Caitlin: Oh, I have to say I’m going to cast over truth.
DM: I’m casting zone of truth.
Caitlin: Okay, fair enough.
Caitlin: I’m casting.
Caitlin: I’m going to.
Caitlin: I’m going to look at her directly and I’m going to go.
DM: I’m not.
Caitlin: I have clearance from.
Caitlin: I’m.
Caitlin: If you do deny being put under the effects of the spell, I will be getting your test mind revoked because it means you’re invalid.
DM: You kind of.
Caitlin: You’re liar, basically.
Caitlin: So go ahead and ignore it bitch.
DM: You kind of like see her like face.
DM: She just kind of looks around and finally decides on a force of action as she does give in to zone of truth.
Caitlin: Days or numbers.
DM: Okay, dragon.
Caitlin: What is my.
Caitlin: How long is this last?
DM: The next scratch is good.
Caitlin: All right, all right.
DM: I’ll give you that one.
Caitlin: All right, guys, we got 10 minutes.
Caitlin: I got a lock in here.
Caitlin: Please refrain from extending forward past the.
Caitlin: The bounds of the questions that I will be asking you today and we’ll start off with a simple one.
Caitlin: What is the name of the underground organization that you work on?
Caitlin: What is the name of the underground organization that you serve?
Caitlin: It is because of.
DM: Thanks to.
DM: I’m sorry.
DM: Thanks to Evan.
DM: There.
DM: The thing is this count.
Shain: Hello.
DM: You guys kind of worked in the end of the sun.
Caitlin: I’m.
Aerendyl: I was kind of just handed them all to be fair.
DM: And as far as she knows, as far as she knows, it is thanks to you and in there.
Caitlin: I.
Caitlin: I got permission.
Caitlin: I got permission to zone a truth of lying as bitch.
Caitlin: That’s what’s happening currently.
DM: And he struck the dust and right questions.
Aerendyl: She’s the leader. That’s on your notes.
Caitlin: And according specifically according to any documentation that may be found and according to the direct eyewitnesses of people who do work under this company.
Caitlin: And the actual.
DM: Well, the leader can be split into two different groups.
DM: The leader on paper has been me.
DM: I have been chosen to lead it.
Caitlin: All right, thank you.
Caitlin: I don’t need to hear the rest of your bullshit testimony.
Caitlin: Thank you.
Caitlin: That’s it.
Caitlin: That’s enough.
Caitlin: So.
DM: I’m reclaiming my time.
Caitlin: So just just to be it right here, the according to all documentation currently written and currently existing, you are the leader of this discount correct.
DM: That is not entirely correct.
Aerendyl: I’m not.
DM: Aaron.
Caitlin: That’s what you just said.
DM: Aaron is indicated on numerous pieces of paperwork.
Caitlin: Why would he be.
Caitlin: Oh, genuine outside of outside of again here. Why would he.
Caitlin: He’s not.
DM: If she wrote documentation, yes, he is.
Caitlin: Oh, my God.
Aerendyl: But I didn’t sign it.
DM: It doesn’t matter, man.
DM: They just asked was your name on documentation.
Caitlin: So.
Caitlin: So where those documents carry his signature.
DM: I’m not.
Caitlin: So was there any actual proof that those documents are exact his or are his orders and were not forged by another.
DM: No, but there are plenty of eyewitness accounts of him.
Caitlin: And are any of those.
DM: As you in orders to members of the discount.
Caitlin: I was here today with us.
DM: I am one of those eyewitnesses.
DM: But other than me, I do not believe so.
Caitlin: I’m trying to get in the way.
Aerendyl: What do you have?
Caitlin: Do I get help me out here? What else can I work with?
Caitlin: What else can I work with? I’m trying to catch her in a lie, which I’m doing.
Caitlin: That true.
Caitlin: That’s true.
Caitlin: So let me.
DM: I do not believe in the answer.
Caitlin: Let me go ahead and re-assure a couple of the questions just to kind of make sure that the spell effect is indeed carrying on what is it you do for work?
DM: Nowadays, my responsibility is the upkeep in maintenance of the discount.
Caitlin: So when the one across to your ask you if you had if you were what your current job position was and you’ve answered a you or a shopkeeper that was not true.
DM: I was a shopkeeper and at one point in my life, I was.
Caitlin: So are you currently working in a shop frauds that are not directly related to fingers?
DM: I cannot say that.
DM: No, I cannot say that.
Caitlin: Exactly.
Caitlin: I was the other thing you just said, oh, it was the protection money. How is that word in the protection money?
Caitlin: And asked for protection money.
DM: He asked how she knew him.
Caitlin: So once again, how do you know? How do you know what my clients?
DM: He said previously, he.
DM: He is part of the finger discount and requested of me payment.
Caitlin: And your testimony was in this question to be answered as a simple yes or no, and I’d like you to follow a line of mind by that.
Caitlin: Your previous statement was that he went he entered into your shop, which we have already stated doesn’t exist.
DM: I do not believe in the answer.
Caitlin: And asked you for protection money. Was that testimony true?
DM: She kind of looks panic.
DM: She said not entirely.
Caitlin: Was my phone back? Hang on.
Caitlin: Sorry.
Caitlin: Do I have to say anything else that we want to call our out for or no? Oh, oh, not that you’re under the effects of the oh my god, but you’re going to get so mad at me.
DM: She goes.
DM: As we have covered, I have been untowarded some of my answers.
Caitlin: Is there a what’s it called here? Is there a fuck with there’s like a transcribe right?
DM: However, while I am under the rule of truth, I can say he is the leader of the finger discount.
Aerendyl: Am I?
DM: Yes, there is a transcriber.
DM: He has been writing down all of us.
Caitlin: Okay. Objection asked an answer. Strike it from the record. He already asked her. He directly asked her asked and answers. Strike it from the record.
DM: He is the general judge.
DM: He is not wrong.
Caitlin: Do I get it? Do I get it? Is there anything this woman would have done that’s just horrific that we could just use to make everybody be like.
DM: Or the record.
DM: You know of at least two people that she has admitted to killing.
Caitlin: Oh.
DM: Unfortunately, you do not know their names, but you do know that she did kill people back in Congress.
Caitlin: Please. Okay. What are they are watching? Trust me. What are they? What are giving their names?
Caitlin: Hey, hey, do I get it? Because your character would definitely know this. What did she kill them for?
DM: She killed them because they did not have money to pay.
DM: She was a bargaining chip for their family to pay before they were finally killing them.
Caitlin: So, let me let me ask you this. You stated for the port that you were a nice, you were a nice member of society. Is that correct?
DM: I did state that.
Caitlin: So, would you be willing to once again state for the record that you do everything with all parties best interests at heart to prove that you’re an impartial one to say?
DM: I do not believe in the answer.
Caitlin: So, just to I’m going to look at the entire court when I say this. I’m like, so just to confirm as a good, upstanding number of society, you’ve never killed anyone, right?
DM: I have never killed anybody in this country.
Caitlin: And let me let me ask you in the eyes of the greater law, not yours in the eyes of the greater law, in the eyes of the greater law, were those kills justified? Yes or no, please.
Caitlin: No further questions, Your Honor.
Caitlin: Thank you.
Caitlin: You’re on our if he is still struggling, I do have a witness I’d like to call him.
Caitlin: All right. Is that a true still up how long would you say that that would have interaction with taken without my interaction with the rest of the party?
Caitlin: Awesome. Awesome. And I got two more cast of it. So, I think I’d like to call the general to the stand place.
Caitlin: Your Honor, I would like to go ahead and have it stated for the record that I do have a goal behind my questioning here, and I would like it to be proven that the prosecutor is an unreliable and ill equipped person to be holding this job here today.
Caitlin: I’m sorry.
Caitlin: It’s already up. I’ve got six minutes left.
Caitlin: Oh, I do know that.
Caitlin: Can you state for the court today how large your deck is, please?
Caitlin: No.
Caitlin: Good boy.
Caitlin: What was it?
Caitlin: If he says, if he says no, though, we’re fine. I want, I want to set up for it. I want to set up for it.
Caitlin: There’s, because here’s the problem. Here’s the problem, Megan. It, it, it, it, Andrew’s completely correct, but also if he, if he himself feels justified in what he’s doing because he was wrong, so badly, he can say no, because that’s how to set that’s how it works. It’s his own belief.
Caitlin: Not.
Caitlin: I’m not sure.
Caitlin: You must stay for the court. What’s your, what’s your full name, please?
DM: My name is Kaelen Reed.
Caitlin: Well, maybe.
Caitlin: So.
Caitlin: You are your goal today is to get.
Caitlin: Jailed for what you believe what crimes committed against you, correct?
Caitlin: Right.
Caitlin: I’m not sure.
DM: I did not believe in the answer.
Caitlin: That’s wrong.
Caitlin: Please.
Caitlin: I’m not going to give it all to you.
Caitlin: Not what I was referring to.
Caitlin: I’m not what I was referring to.
Caitlin: I was referring to the actual vote against Andrew or the vote to like what before we stripped him of his rank.
Caitlin: There was a vote.
Caitlin: He went into like the end of the vote to get Andrew basically like arrested.
Caitlin: And he sidesteped people with your card to do that.
Caitlin: That’s what I’m asking him about.
Caitlin: Not his rank.
Caitlin: Because he said as much.
Caitlin: He said he sidesteped people with your card to go to intellectual to get a favorable role.
Caitlin: Because then the people voted to strip him with his rank because he wasn’t expecting the system.
DM: That is not how he sees it.
Caitlin: Am I wrong in thinking that or is that correct?
Caitlin: Did you.
Caitlin: Is it true that in your conquest to get Mr. Erdogan Martinson arrested to be put out of the full extent of the law.
Caitlin: You could have used the voting system in due to car to ask the direct people who were affected by his actions.
DM: Yes, I could, but I believed them to be an unreliable source when it came to him as he appears to have won over the masses.
Caitlin: So let me ask you this.
Caitlin: If the crimes committed here today were crimes that were committed against the people of jude car.
Caitlin: Why would the people of jude car have the worst out view on things?
Caitlin: If they themselves support him.
Caitlin: Why would.
Caitlin: If the crimes if the crimes are committed against them.
DM: I do not believe in the answer.
Caitlin: Why is their vote invalid?
Caitlin: Is that actually true Andrew?
Caitlin: Did you abuse your rank at all except for the whole I didn’t shut to work on time thing which we already exposed.
Caitlin: Oh no, you’re right.
Caitlin: Oh yeah.
Caitlin: Somebody.
DM: I would disagree with the notion of asking a third party.
Caitlin: So Mr. General whose name I asked and I already forgot because you’re an unemployment fraud.
Caitlin: I’m not.
Caitlin: When it came to the question of directly jailing Error Gordon Mortensen.
Caitlin: I asked if you were an unemployment fraud.
Caitlin: Regardless of your direct doing.
Caitlin: Is that true?
DM: Yes, of course I do.
Caitlin: Do you as a person hold any anger or resentment towards Error Gordon Mortensen or the Mortensen bloodline.
Caitlin: Regardless.
Caitlin: I don’t even need to continue that.
Caitlin: As the judge has previously stated, the entire point of this entire judiciary system is to find an unbiased third party source who was uninvolved.
DM: Yes, of course I do not believe in the answer.
Caitlin: So do you not believe that it is slightly reckless and or stupid to be the direct involvement in the jailing of Error Gordon Mortensen when you yourself have a personal vendetta against him.
Caitlin: Yes or no.
DM: Yes, he pauses for a second and says, I feel I must expand and acknowledge that even though I do have personal feelings against Erdogan Monson,
Caitlin: Unless you wish to cross yourself.
Caitlin: No further questions, Your Honor.
DM: I do not have any direct feelings or hatred towards his companions who are also accused of many of the crimes brought here today.
Caitlin: He’s sitting on his own truth.
DM: I do not believe in the answer.
Caitlin: He said try.
Caitlin: I’m not going to say it’s a lie.
Caitlin: It’s your turn to call a witness, sir.
Caitlin: That’s under.
Caitlin: Oh, under.
Caitlin: I forgot to ask about the reason why.
Caitlin: Sorry, I’m not respecting the rules.
Caitlin: I’m going to verbally abuse you.
Caitlin: I’m not going to say it’s a lie.
Caitlin: I have questions.
DM: Yes, of course.
DM: Yes, of course I do not believe in the answer.
Caitlin: Did you with this?
Caitlin: Yes.
Caitlin: That’s not necessarily a failure of leadership.
Caitlin: I’m not going to say it’s a failure of leadership.
Caitlin: How do you know that?
Caitlin: I’m asking how you personally know for a fact that Erdogan would have been able to pull Grum alive out of a burning building.
Caitlin: Do I get a police phone for the law of God?
Caitlin: I’m going to look at the general and just hold like my meat for the rest of the day.
Caitlin: I’m going to look at the general and just hold like my meat, my meat sorted stack of papers.
Caitlin: I’m going to look at the general and just hold like my meat sorted stack of papers.
Caitlin: I’m going to go redirect you on a more question.
Caitlin: Obviously, as we are all aware of this court, this is not a documentation of how we feel.
Caitlin: Hey, Andrew, you know, perjury is right.
Caitlin: I’m going to allow him to, yeah, but there’s a zone of truth there.
Caitlin: Oh, my God.
Caitlin: That’s fine. That’s fine. I can work with this.
Caitlin: Greater, glad, black and greater good.
Caitlin: You’re good at taking care of your people.
Caitlin: Okay. Okay, hang on. I can work with this.
Caitlin: Are you enjoying the truth, butter?
Caitlin: I’m going to go ahead and do a little bit of the work.
Caitlin: This is why I’ve stopped running court cases, by the way.
Caitlin: Sorry, thank you.
Caitlin: I’m going to, I’m going to stand up. I’m going to walk into the zone of truth myself.
Caitlin: I’m going to purposefully fail. I’m going to look.
Caitlin: That’d be stated for the court that Mayor one more person has succumbed to the effects of the zone of truth.
Caitlin: I want to be known. I would have said that regardless, because I would have succeeded on my own, say, regardless.
Caitlin: The night that the dragon attacked, you chose to directly combat the last one that we’ve had.
Caitlin: You chose to fight the dragon rather than stay with your cadets.
Caitlin: Is it of your belief that the cadets would have been in far more danger if you had taken them to fight the dragon with you?
Caitlin: If you had taken them by your side to fight the dragon, is it of your belief that any of them would have survived that encounter?
Caitlin: I’m just eyeballing the fucker. It was just on the stand.
Caitlin: I do remember that is there by your side.
Caitlin: Let me ask you this, then.
Caitlin: You chose to put a cadet in charge of the rest of them. Is that correct?
Caitlin: Who was it you chose to put in the charge?
Caitlin: You had had you done any previous excursions or work with them?
Caitlin: I hope you had.
Caitlin: I’m worth right.
Caitlin: During that time, under your direct supervision, he did prove himself to be the most qualified.
Caitlin: As you are understanding with the cadets and the nature of their being, you do understand that they are required to assist in the field of battle.
Caitlin: When the dragon attacked, allowing your cadets to stand there and do nothing as it may in the field was not an option on the table.
Caitlin: In the minds of the people surrounding you, the dragon was the bigger threat and not wanting to put the rest of your cadets in will.
Caitlin: When you willingly sent your cadets on that journey, did you send them with the knowledge that they were going into danger?
Caitlin: You found so many trees on the water.
Caitlin: Were you made aware that any of them had fallen on the field of battle?
Caitlin: Would you have changed what you did or the actions you took on that night knowing that one had fallen?
Caitlin: You believed that your actions were the best for the people and the safety of all involved.
Caitlin: What else can we ask Andrew to prove his innocence in every other case that we are here for while he is here?
Caitlin: Do we have anything or do we want to wait for his questioning?
Caitlin: I am real helpful.
Caitlin: Andrew is on the stand.
Caitlin: Is there anything that we want to ask him that could further prove his innocence not necessarily on this topic because I feel like we have done that on any of the other topics that he is here for?
Caitlin: Oh, true.
Caitlin: You are, I would like to take this as an opportunity to admit something in evidence.
Caitlin: The document of the crimes held against Errol Hansen.
Caitlin: Is it what taxi up, please?
Caitlin: Let’s see shows it, my face.
Caitlin: Errol Hansen, do you know the existence of crime?
Caitlin: Andrew, we have still got a whole, we have still got a whole mother.
Caitlin: Andrew, you have been charged with the crime of bouncing on a crazy style.
Caitlin: How do you believe?
Caitlin: I mean, the public engagement counts the same people.
Caitlin: All right, Andrew.
Caitlin: Are these all of us or are these just erudorn or is it the same?
Caitlin: Is it each, all of these are applied each one of us?
Caitlin: Andrew, I’m going to go through these really quick examples.
Caitlin: Collusion with criminal elements.
Caitlin: This is what directly took us up right and correct.
Caitlin: I think we’ve proved that misuse of military authority.
Caitlin: That’s related to this or is that related to this?
Caitlin: It’s just through the accounts.
Caitlin: So we’ve been three situations or three people that were harmed because of that.
Aragorn: Oh, are we just.
Caitlin: I’m fully aware I’m just trying, I’m trying to be into the punches basically what I’m trying to do.
Aragorn: Yeah.
Caitlin: I don’t know what treason could be.
Caitlin: I don’t know when the fucking fucking kind of trees on Andrew, but.
Aragorn: Basically, the guy thinks I committed treatment because I led the drag into the kingdom.
Caitlin: Okay, fair enough.
Aragorn: No.
Caitlin: I’m very much going to go with.
Aragorn: That is a good question, though.
Caitlin: I have no further questions at this time, your honor, but I do request the ability to question after the prosecutor has taken our turn to question.
Aragorn: Last last last last.
Aragorn: Last.
Caitlin: As this is the main like.
Caitlin: Not one.
Caitlin: Andrew, this is why we commit perjury.
Caitlin: I don’t know.
Aragorn: So you never told me.
Caitlin: Oh, this is where we’re signing in there’s going to bite us in the ass.
Aragorn: You elaborate butter because I don’t.
Aragorn: Oh, did I hire them?
Caitlin: He’s asking you.
Aragorn: No.
Aragorn: I requested it.
Caitlin: I’m asking you.
Aragorn: But I never got the confirmation that it went through and I never got signatures.
Aragorn: I wanted them to be a military contractor.
Aragorn: I wanted them to be a military contractor so that they could help me.
Aragorn: I wanted to make sure that I was in the military.
Aragorn: Correct.
Aragorn: I requested it to go after it and they okayed it.
Aragorn: They could have easily denied it.
Aragorn: No.
Caitlin: Objection, you’re on or badgering the witness.
Caitlin: It’s the stand.
Aragorn: It’s not overruled.
Aragorn: Because that was when we arrived on vote.
Aragorn: It was.
Caitlin: both.
Aragorn: Legally it was not my vote.
Aragorn: I only took passage on it.
Aragorn: No.
Caitlin: I’m going to ask you about
Caitlin: the
Caitlin: other
Caitlin: questions.
Caitlin: I can
Caitlin: ask you
Caitlin: ask you about
Caitlin: the other questions.
Aragorn: What is it?
Caitlin: ask you about the other questions.
Caitlin: I can
Caitlin: Objection speculation.
Caitlin: I’m going to go to the next one.
Caitlin: Here, you can look at the other two.
Caitlin: You can see the other two.
Caitlin: No, I’m going to go to the next one.
Caitlin: Good.
Caitlin: Keep going.
Caitlin: Thank you.
Caitlin: I’m sorry.
Aragorn: Did I do not follow?
Caitlin: Are you okay?
Caitlin: Yeah.
Caitlin: But then you got it back.
Caitlin: It’s.
Caitlin: It’s weird.
Caitlin: Objection opinion.
Caitlin: Your Honor, I request I approach as well as defense attorney to be involved in this conversation.
Caitlin: Please butter have a conversation with yourself.
Caitlin: I’m sorry.
Caitlin: Um.
Caitlin: No, I do not your honor.
Caitlin: It was brought forth to the remainder of the court that this was all of the charges that he was being brought forth under one notion.
Caitlin: I do believe you do have one on this left.
Caitlin: You’re welcome to bring it.
Caitlin: See if you are able to salvage what you do have left.
Caitlin: I will not ask any further questions to my client if it plays as you.
Caitlin: I’m sorry.
Caitlin: Objection, I asked an answer.
Caitlin: Fair enough.
Caitlin: You’re all right.
Caitlin: Yes, please.
Caitlin: It should be.
Caitlin: I’ll cast it if need be.
Caitlin: I don’t think he’s a liar.
Caitlin: Is this so it was we’ve interacted with this guy before correct.
Caitlin: I’m asking a few men Andrew.
Caitlin: Understandable.
Caitlin: So you are quite a magical adapter.
Caitlin: So if the shape throws a poke ball.
Caitlin: So by your understanding.
Caitlin: Thank you.
Shain: I’m home tonight.
Shain: you
Caitlin: Objection speculation.
Caitlin: Objection.
Shain: .
Shain: All the time.
Caitlin: Hello. Hello. Hello.
Caitlin: Hello.
Shain: I’m going to be honest, I have to go really slow.
Shain: I’m ready for a race.
Shain: I’m going to race for the race.
Shain: C’mon, Emily.
Shain: C’mon.
Shain: you
Shain: oh
Shain: they’re both things spider-man
Shain: oss
Shain: Negas.
Shain: Yes, it is.
Shain: It’s her GEEZ.
Shain: Flack of GEEZ.
Shain: A bunch of Negas.
Shain: Oh, hey.
Shain: Oh.
Shain: And I will kill you.
Shain: Oh, I was like, this is just so taken.
Shain: Okay, have fun threatening people.
Shain: I got to go goodbye guys.
Caitlin: This is just taken.
Aragorn: Yeah.
Aragorn: I did not.
Aragorn: I’m a look down.
Caitlin: I’m Ranna Schor.
Aragorn: Why are you still hung up on my eyes?
Aragorn: And yet?
Aragorn: And yet, if he came for you,
Aragorn: you’re stuttering on your words.
Aragorn: I think that it had a meaning coming to where I was.
Aragorn: Whether I knew it or not is not the case here.
Aragorn: I don’t care about the dragon anymore in this time.
Aragorn: I’m more concerned about why you have such malice towards someone.
Aragorn: Well, you must have something.
Aragorn: I just only the dragons fought.
Aragorn: I will try my best to see if I can find them.
Aragorn: But that does not guarantee success.
Aragorn: Dragon, don’t we know his location?
Aragorn: Because you found him in that well, right?
Aragorn: Was that different?
Aragorn: And you’re right.
Aragorn: But that will not stop me.
Aragorn: Do we know where the dragon comes from?
Aragorn: And I’m assuming you do.
Aragorn: Then why don’t you stand up and get vengeance for the one person who you cared about the most?
Aerendyl: you
Aragorn: And help me fix this?
Aragorn: I don’t need a military.
Aragorn: I need people who believe in me.
Aragorn: That’s all I need.
Aragorn: People who are willing.
Aragorn: I thought he actually said that first.
Aragorn: I was like, Jesus is canonical.
Aragorn: Real.
Aragorn: Yeah.
Aragorn: I will say this.
Aragorn: I did ask that you kept your promotion or more ability to stay in the military.
Aragorn: I did ask for a demotion as assuming that you can understand.
Aragorn: But I did ask that you were shown mercy upon in the court and let the judge would take care of it.
Aragorn: I still want you here and I never wanted you to leave.
Aragorn: I’m not going to leave you.
Caitlin: I’m sticking by that.
Aragorn: Do you need serve papers to be fully like, hey, like, I mean, like, I mean, like, I mean, okay.
Aragorn: So you have to have a copy of him.
Aragorn: Okay.
Aragorn: Right.
Aragorn: I will have a discussion about it to my knowledge that this has nothing to do.
Aragorn: I have a question.
Aragorn: I’m not going to say anything to me.
Aragorn: Think about it.
Aragorn: And I’ll leave.
Aragorn: And I’m fine.
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