2025-04-30 Transcript

DM: plans. Caitlin. Caitlin decided to singularly buy herself, meet with a renowned weapon
Aragorn: second.
Caitlin: But or do not antagonize me you will not like what it comes out of my mouth if you antagonize me keep it up buddy
Shain: Precise to die.
Caitlin: So it happened
Aragorn: Hmmm huh, that one wasn’t that good?
DM: smuggler that she had been previously warned about his entourage. She saw him standing in
DM: the middle of a field, dolabone, and decided to approach and antagonize the hooded figure
DM: until eventually figuring out that it was indeed an undead of some sort. Went kind of antagonized
Aragorn: Kappa-san.
Caitlin: you
DM: them further. He raised a small army, combatin’ sued, long story short. She ripped out the cloak
Aragorn: You’re dying?
DM: that had, you know, seemed to be somewhat sentient or something, shoved it in a bag, and then
Aragorn: It’s quite literally robbing someone in their house right in front of them and then turning
DM: was surprised whenever she got shot in the back with unholy amounts of the necrotic energy.
DM: And that’s where we left off with Caitlin. So, we will not continue from where Caitlin left
Aragorn: around and getting him with a 12k straight in back.
Aerendyl: Bang, bang, bang, my double trigger.
Aragorn: That’s exactly how it went.
Aragorn: Your TV, yeah, I’m taking this back.
Aragorn: Oh, hmm. What? I think the last thing. Am I with flux? Am I with Mr. Flux?
DM: off, but instead rewind time back to about 8 p.m. whenever we left off and the party split up.
DM: Mr. Ergoen, what is it that you would like to do?
Aerendyl: Bang, bang, bang, bang, bang, bang, bang, bang, bang, bang, bang, bang, bang, bang, bang, bang, bang, bang, bang, bang, bang, bang, bang, bang, bang, bang, bang, bang, bang, bang, bang, bang, bang, bang, bang, bang, bang, bang, bang, bang, bang, bang, bang, bang, bang, bang, bang, bang, bang, bang, bang, bang, bang, bang, bang, bang, bang, bang, bang, bang, bang, bang, bang, bang, bang, bang, bang, bang, bang, bang, bang, bang, bang, bang, bang, bang, bang, bang, bang, bang, bang, bang, bang, bang, bang, bang, bang, bang, bang, bang, bang, bang, bang, bang, bang, bang, bang, bang, bang, bang, bang, bang, bang, bang, bang, bang, bang, bang, bang, bang, bang, bang
DM: This point, yes, Flux wants to go to the library and he has made that desire known, but he hasn’t
Aragorn: Yeah, I would. Yeah. Okay. Let’s go to the library. Let’s go to the library.
DM: actually gone to the library yet.
Aragorn: I too want to go. I too want to find some informatio.
DM: All right, I think that…
Aerendyl: bang, bang, bang, bang, bang, bang, bang, bang, bang, bang, bang, bang, bang, bang, bang, bang, bang, bang, bang, bang, bang, bang, bang, bang, bang, bang, bang, bang, bang, bang, bang, bang, bang, bang, bang, bang, bang, bang, bang, bang, bang, bang, bang, bang, bang, bang, bang, bang, bang, bang, bang, bang, bang, bang, bang, bang, bang, bang, bang, bang, bang, bang, bang, bang, bang, bang, bang, bang, bang, bang, bang, bang, bang, bang, bang, bang, bang, bang, bang, bang, bang, bang, bang, bang, bang, bang, bang, bang, bang, bang, bang, bang, bang, bang, bang, bang, bang, bang, bang, bang, bang, bang, bang, bang, bang, bang, bang, bang, bang, bang, bang
DM: Oh, you all just looking for the Clipsis library, the biggest library you’re asking around.
DM: What’s the kind of your game plan here for this library?
Aragorn: It should go biggest way. Biggest? Yeah.
DM: Gotcha, gotcha, gotcha, gotcha.
DM: As you kind of ask around, you kind of get the…
DM: Well, actually, no, Roll. Roll a D20 for people talking. That sounds like performance,
DM: do you ask me?
Aragorn: Yeah, I would say no. I would. Yeah.
Shain: Precise to die?
DM: You have to talk properly. That’s a charisma role if I ever heard it.
DM: It should be…
Aragorn: I think it’s just a perception.
Aragorn: But I think it’s just perception.
Shain: Oh, sorry, 15 from my point.
DM: Okay. They direct you to a wonderful little library.
DM: I don’t want to say little, I don’t want to actually mean little, but a library over here.
Shain: Nasty.
DM: Keep in mind, it is 8 o’clock at night and they did say they were unsure if it would still be open when I read you guys arrived.
Aragorn: You
Shain: Yeah.
Shain: I got you.
DM: Yeah.
DM: At the moment, you have currently split off and are going to eat the cobalts.
DM: That’s where you are currently in time.
Shain: Go boat, go boat, go boat.
DM: So, whenever we finally catch up in time, I’ll let you know what happens.
Aragorn: you
DM: I got it. I’m just saying, once we are caught up in time, I’ll let you know.
DM: But yes, so I guess you just want to continue heading for the library?
Shain: Oh sure.
Shain: I know.
DM: As you kind of approach, it is still busy on the busier side, but it suddenly died down from the height that it was during the day.
Shain: Mm-hmm.
DM: It does appear that the library is open as the lights…
Shain: Uh-huh.
DM: They do have like lanterns and everything lit inside.
Aragorn: you. Yeah. Yeah. I’ll also keep looking at seeing people are following us.
DM: And people do seem to be entering an exit at a slower pace as you are kind of approaching.
Shain: Yeah.
DM: I assume you’re just going ahead in time.
Shain: Yeah, as long as.
Shain: Can I make sure that you’re going to still with me and that no one’s like following us sure.
Aragorn: Oh, what’s that?
DM: Okay, please roll a perception check, please.
Shain: Go ahead Andrew, you got this.
DM: I believe in you.
Shain: What?
DM: Is that pretty nice?
Aragorn: Critical roll dice.
DM: All right.
Aragorn: I think it’s a CG dice.
Shain: See, I give no of my prize little Lord of the Rings dice.
DM: I’ll be right back because I want to grab that night.
Aragorn: Bells house. Yeah.
Shain: Yes, sir.
Shain: I’ll give you a little brown.
Shain: Yeah, no, I see a jeer.
Shain: It’s nothing was named.
Aragorn: I’m talking to its name.
Shain: Good.
Shain: I never watch Dragon Ball, but I research the crap out of it.
Shain: That’s it.
Shain: Didn’t care to watch it.
Shain: Just wanted to understand the power system.
Aragorn: Wow, what a great roll on the dice.
Shain: Gun, those sheep.
Aragorn: I think it’s a perception.
Shain: Don’t I think.
DM: You
Shain: Yes.
Shain: That I can’t use Google for Foundry.
Aragorn: What?
Shain: So I’m going to switch it up.
Shain: Uh, micro, uh, Microsoft edge because.
Shain: Opera.
Shain: Yes. Yes.
Shain: I haven’t deleted it because I haven’t been at my PC all day.
Shain: I woke up at six o’clock this morning.
Shain: Been outside almost all day.
Shain: I have a bad sunburn almost brown.
Aerendyl: Blur was players…blur was players…blur’ssupples, blurs, blursının, thingsyyyy ch
Shain: Mm-hmm.
Shain: Belly’s his.
Aerendyl: oh godmom0 ,bel 굉장히 tired over the times when people finish reaching out and reenter
Aragorn: Bells house.
Aerendyl: I will win thisGoldWin in October and I am likely going to win a gold qualifier
Shain: I’m in love with an email.
Aragorn: I have not seen that Zorro in any store recently.
Aerendyl: track back in theirjskischen women, who achieve mischief and misguiding
Shain: Zord.
Aerendyl: What type of game store are we talking about?
Aragorn: Do you have any game stores near you?
Shain: Yani, can you find me?
Aerendyl: Like a game stop or maybe what do I search for?
Shain: Lock.
Aragorn: Check any local comic book stores.
Aerendyl: There’s a place called the house of anime.
Aragorn: You’ll definitely find a bigger one with icons.
Shain: Knock on knock on knock on knock one more.
Aragorn: I think comics now.
Aragorn: I think it’s a good thing to see people.
Shain: ba da lunga maga.
Aerendyl: There’s a place called the house of anime, the tiny anime shop.
Shain: Ameana fum.
Shain: I sang by her.
Aerendyl: There’s also a Dream Days comics fun and games incorporated nearby.
DM: You’re
DM: I swear next time down there, we got to go to think in the animation.
Aragorn: That will also have fun goes as well most definitely.
Aerendyl: Where is it located?
DM: I’m just curious.
Shain: you
DM: Okay.
Aerendyl: Oh wow!
DM: 14.
DM: With a 14.
DM: There’s just too many people around for you to really confidently say.
DM: For a short bit, you thought maybe somebody was following you, but you lost them in the crowd and you’re not really sure.
DM: Thank you.
Aerendyl: It’s only been a year.
Shain: going. Well, it’s kind of hard to explain, but some theory, physical time related stuff,
Aragorn: What are you looking for?
Shain: I’m trying to just figure out how this power works. So all I know is if time travel is
Aragorn: Do you know if you’re thinking about anything in terms of that?
Shain: possible, I would love to do that and get back home. But we’ll see what happens.
DM: You
Shain: Outside of the fact that it’s connected to a little goblin trogada on the other side of the
Shain: freaking universe then. I don’t know anything else. Other than the fact that it’s somehow given me
Aragorn: That’s about.
Shain: the… I don’t know if you ever… I actually never told anyone that. It was given me the ability to cast
Shain: this other magic, which is not the same as what I normally do. So…
Shain: I want to explain. Yeah, it’s just not where… It’s just stuff that turns me old sometimes or
Aragorn: You’ve used this magic before, right?
Shain: like, you want to say, you do not want to say. Yeah, so I guess we’ll see what happens, but outside
Aragorn: I figured you did but I didn’t know.
Shain: of that, I mean this do heck at a huge room. Anything special? Well, it’s special, but it’s
Shain: hard to crack. It’s like an egg, but really, there’s a hard analogy. Anyways, I’m hard on heading in
DM: I’m
Aragorn: I’m not sure if I can follow you.
DM: all of YOU guys know Manny now.
DM: me
DM: I’m beautiful and I love you guys.
Shain: the library. Can we make it canonical or anytime Shane gets close to a library? He just slowly gets
DM: Me
Shain: like more and more until he’s at the point of no return. Don’t worry about it. Continue. You’ll see
DM: all of you guys know I love you guys.
DM: I have
Shain: it in the AI chatbot later. You’ll see.
DM: what?
DM: Anyways, as we continue here, you enter the library.
Aragorn: Thank you.
Shain: Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Shain: Yeah.
DM: The library is not necessarily that big.
DM: It’s about your averaged, like, decently sized city library.
DM: So they’ll have copies of all of the book, all of the, you know, important stuff, but
DM: they probably won’t have a lot of small authors or definitely no first editions or anything
DM: like that.
DM: It is relatively busy.
DM: There are definitely people coming and going, mostly merchants and higher class and
Shain: Yeah, yeah, that’s fair. Then I’ll go up to… I’m assuming there’s like a librarian desk. Yeah.
DM: heavy quotations.
DM: Are definitely what would use this place for research, for just understanding of different
DM: things, things like that.
DM: Yes.
DM: It is a, let me tell you what I can do to this start.
Shain: I’ll walk over and what does he or she or they slash he he look like.
Shain: I kill them.
DM: It is a, about early 30s tiefling.
Shain: Oh yes, I mean my friend were looking for some books but me particularly I was looking
DM: They have thick dark red hair, long straight horns and very blue eyes.
DM: He just kind of notices that you’ve walked up and he says, oh, can I help you find something?
Shain: for space, time, relativity, type of stuff, like physics, she will theory.
DM: Physics.
DM: I mean, the closest thing that we would have is probably the, I mean, we have on the back
DM: shelf back there some books regarding the universe and its principles, if that’s kind of what
DM: you’re looking for.
Shain: Now for the most part that’s exactly what I’m kind of looking for.
Shain: I’m not sure what everyone’s looking for, probably something about kingdom.
Aragorn: I’m looking for history about this country or state or whatever.
DM: The country as in the country of Gondor, the city state or are referring, oh, okay.
Shain: I don’t know, what are you looking for?
Shain: Should I call her?
Shain: Yeah, she will.
Aragorn: I’m looking for history about this country or state or state or state or state or state or state or state or state or state or state or state or state or state or state or state or state or state or state or state or state or state or state or state or state or state or state or state or state or state or state or state or state or state or state or state or state or state or state or state or state or state or state or state or state or state or state or state or state or state or state or state or state or state or state or state or state or state or state or state or state or state or state or state or state or state or state or state or state or state or state or state or state or state or state or state or state or state or state or state or state or state or state or state or state or state or state or state or state or state or state or state or state or state or state or state or state or state or state or state or state or state or state or state or state or state or state or
Shain: I’m not sure.
DM: Well down the third aisle over there is the entire history of Gondor and all of its
DM: kings and all of that.
DM: And the fourth aisle over there is all about Bontrent and its nation, how it came about the
DM: previous voting records, other topics like that.
Aragorn: for the truck passing and the truck passing and the truck passing and the truck passing and the truck passing and the truck moving northlean open line cart
DM: There’s a chance it would, if anything, it would probably be covered in the, in the Bontrent
Aragorn: Paul
DM: era closer towards the end.
DM: Okay.
Aragorn: stuff like that. Yeah.
DM: Sorry, apologies.
DM: My dear friend will go with, we’ll go with Shane first because that makes life easier.
Shain: Looking.
Shain: It just physics.
Aragorn: Yeah.
Aragorn: Shades is more important as well right now.
DM: There are a wide variety of, I’m not going to call them, they’re not actual books because
Shain: Yeah.
DM: of the current time stands that we’re in.
Shain: And then looking specifically on anomalies, time, space, any place in existence or any place
DM: It’s more just scrolls, a collection of scrolls of different people’s theories and ideas.
DM: Do you just kind of want to read through them, kind of get a general gist or kind of what
DM: we’re thinking of here?
DM: Okay.
Shain: on Kristallis as a whole that would have existed or has existed or I guess even to branch
Shain: out further if there’s stuff in the astral sea or not.
DM: Well, as you like look through it, there’s nothing really about the astral sea.
DM: If it does exist in this world, it’s not like something that is obvious or known.
DM: You continue to look through things and you are able to find, sorry, hang on.
Shain: I’m not sure if I can get it out.
DM: Oh, I’m trying, you said.
Shain: Plus you it’s that face. I know it.
Shain: Plus you get it out. Oh, okay.
Shain: I’ll punch you in the stomach. I’ll be right there in 17 hours.
DM: Sorry, one second.
Shain: I’m not like I’m looking for space time quantum physics or theory.
DM: Yes.
Shain: No.
DM: Well, don’t you worry about that because I actually propane through looking through the different
Shain: What?
DM: scrolls.
DM: You do find a couple that look like they have promise, but just the reading it just a little
DM: bit, you can tell that it wasn’t really put together very well.
Shain: I’m not sure if I can get it out.
DM: You do eventually come upon a scroll that looks kind of older.
Shain: Hmm.
DM: It’s kind of been kind of pushed to the back.
DM: It’s called the grand theorem of, I think, of atheric flux and temporal resonance.
Aerendyl: They dropped the name.
Shain: Oh my gosh. It has my name in it. It’s over guys.
Shain: Hey, God, how do you how do you spell this?
Aerendyl: What is this?
Aerendyl: What are you some sort of bad guy?
DM: Well, if you just look at your screen, you should be able to see it.
Shain: It was something grand.
Shain: Fear.
Shain: Ah, thank you. I appreciate it.
Shain: I am going to hit a little quick save and then do a save scum for BGT.
DM: I got you.
Shain: All right.
DM: Okay.
Shain: All right, I can read this.
Aerendyl: You
DM: Well, while you read it, we will move on to other people.
DM: My brain is struggling.
Shain: Not yet.
DM: Erie going.
Aragorn: Yes.
Shain: I’ll take your.
DM: You kind of look through the books in the gondor section, but for the most part, they seem
Aragorn: Mm-hm.
Shain: Thank you.
DM: to end most of them and basically write at the attack, the fall.
Aragorn: Right.
DM: One of them does go a little bit more into detail about the attack explaining that there
Aragorn: Okay.
DM: were.
DM: It wasn’t just goblins, but a small army of goblins orcs and other similar monsters all kind
DM: of coming into the city with a almost orchestrated attack, something that most of the time, a small
Shain: Hmm.
DM: army of monsters, a small monster that usually could not do.
DM: And it does also indicate a leader, somebody that was relatively in charge.
Aragorn: Yeah.
DM: A large orc was kind of the first one to enter.
DM: This book specifically clarifies that he had a total of five rings on one hand and his punches
DM: shook the ground.
DM: But once again, it just continues into the known story of the attacked, the nation fell,
DM: the dragon came in dealing a final blow.
DM: And that was it for gondor.
Shain: This is so cool. I love you.
DM: None of the ones in the gondor section do.
DM: But the other section about Bontrant, it does have more deep, more complete history.
DM: Of course, it’s from the perspective of Bontrant, not of gondor.
DM: So it explains that there was a grand attack on a local city.
DM: It was clearly written during the time.
DM: It’s more of like news letters kind of piece together to make a story.
Aragorn: Right, right, right.
DM: But the neighboring kingdom was under attack, the great drag and showed up.
DM: It then does have news paper clippings of essentially a mighty, it actually has two of them.
DM: One of them says mage, one of them says swordsman that goes by the name Alarion and was able
DM: to quell the dragon.
DM: One says that it was able to kill the dragon while the other says it was able to make the
DM: dragon retreat.
DM: But either way, the end result remains the same that they were able to get the dragon out.
DM: It does also clarify that the dragon did not just fly in, deal some damage and just wait
DM: it around to be beat.
DM: It had actually used his, the small army that was there and brought all of the gold to
DM: the center of town.
Aragorn: Okay.
DM: Unfortunately, whenever he was defeated by Alarion, the gold was just left there.
DM: It does not go into detail of what happened to the gold.
Aragorn: Does it state when they became a democracy?
Aragorn: Instead of love parliaments?
DM: When Bond Trent became a democracy or when Gondor or when Judicard joined.
Aragorn: Yeah.
Aragorn: When, uh, to the car joint.
DM: Judicard was absorbed, it has it listed as Sunshadow Second 782, which is a little over
DM: a year after it fell.
Aragorn: Okay.
DM: Yes, that would have been 18 years ago.
Aragorn: So pretty recent.
DM: They ever take a couple months.
Aragorn: Gotcha.
Aragorn: And has there been any wars after that battle or?
DM: Some that are listed in the books.
Aragorn: Okay.
Shain: This is so cool.
Shain: You made a formula.
Aragorn: All right.
Aragorn: Um, butter military books.
Aragorn: What would those be at?
DM: It lifts Harry books.
DM: Those are books are few and far between, but they certainly exist.
Shain: The art of war might not.
DM: What exactly are you looking for here?
Aragorn: What about being a badass?
DM: You are looking for a general overview of how the government works.
Aragorn: I want mostly just like formations like.
Aragorn: Yeah.
DM: They are like, I was flushed so we are here to get hyper ventilating.
Shain: You’re telling me I can convert magic to kinetic energy.
DM: You good?
Shain: I’m going to figure this out.
DM: Anyways, there is a book.
Aragorn: You’re telling me that it can put energy in the kinetic slot?
Aragorn: Holy shit.
Shain: That’s crazy.
DM: It seems to have been a relatively new book.
Aragorn: Mm-hm.
DM: You find it at the end of the two aisles.
DM: It is in the middle of the Gondor and Bond Trent section.
Aragorn: Right.
DM: Almost as an introductory to Bond Trent.
Aragorn: Hey.
DM: A quick start guide for all Gondor citizens to learn how Bond Trent works.
Shain: Hmm.
Shain: Hey, what’s the ball tramp?
DM: It has many things listed, how the voting works, how democracy works, the rights that you
DM: have.
DM: It eventually gets to the military concept.
DM: It expands to say that the military and the police force are one of the same.
DM: The guards are the military or the guards.
DM: It explains the different levels of, sorry, it explains the different levels that you can
DM: achieve in the military.
Aragorn: Yeah.
DM: Let me scroll down to it.
Aragorn: About.
DM: I can extend this stock somewhere.
DM: Are you good, Chief?
Aragorn: He’s freaking out about the formulas you gave him.
DM: Oh, I can’t.
Shain: Why did you put E equals M K third to plus M?
Aragorn: You got to do fucking math to cast spells now, Flo.
DM: I apologize.
Shain: Wait, no. Yes.
DM: It’s, this is supposed to be subtext.
Shain: I am going to do it.
DM: Not actual bitcoin text.
DM: I’ll fix it.
Shain: No no no, it’s just a little longer.
DM: Subscribe.
Shain: Jesus Christ.
Aragorn: You got to do it.
Shain: Good.
DM: There you go.
DM: There you go, I fixed it.
Shain: Take that outside, okay?
DM: I’m sorry.
DM: I’m trying.
DM: Very, very hard.
DM: For some reason, I cannot find this anywhere.
DM: I’m going to have to check over here.
DM: And my alternative notes, because it seems like my note disappeared.
DM: Okay.
Shain: Cosmology.
DM: Yes, that’s weird.
DM: It’s literally not here.
DM: Oh.
DM: It must have been deleted.
DM: Anyways, it has kind of two different sections.
DM: One that’s enlisted and one that’s officer ranks.
Aragorn: Okay.
DM: So very similar to US stuff.
DM: Under enlisted, there’s recruit private, corporal, staff, sergeant, and sergeant major.
Aragorn: Okay.
DM: For officer ranks, they have starting off at second lieutenant, first lieutenant, captain, major, lieutenant, colonel, colonel, then Brigadier General, lieutenant, general, and then regent.
Aragorn: What is?
DM: They do explain that to rise the ranks.
Aragorn: All right.
DM: For example, because you had previously mentioned you want to be general, that would take about 20ish years after commission, assume you’re actively trying.
Shain: Ah.
DM: And for anything higher, you have to have extensive and exceptional service.
Aragorn: What’s Brigadier?
Aragorn: What was that?
DM: Brigadier, they would typically command a division sized element.
DM: So they would command about 10,000 to 15,000 soldiers.
Shain: 1, 2.
Aragorn: I want that one.
Shain: way.
DM: But to be honest, it does kind of have like a subtext.
Aragorn: Right.
DM: And it says that the actual size that it controls is generally smaller as there are not that many citizens and.
Shain: 33
DM: That that are actually part of the military.
Aragorn: Is there a spec ops unit?
DM: Not that is listed in the book.
Aragorn: Flugs.
Aragorn: Spec ops.
Shain: Yes, the elder.
Aragorn: That’s all Tristan would be sick as fuck.
Shain: You and your heavy armor.
Aragorn: No.
Aragorn: I think I’m going to shoot for Brigadier at start.
DM: It does has it listed for all of them.
Shain: Inline Monastery Prison
Aragorn: I think that’s a good start to like like jump from.
Aragorn: What’s the time it takes to get to Brigadier to just say on there?
Aragorn: Okay.
DM: So for Brigadier General, it says that that’s going to be anything 15 to 20 years.
Aragorn: Okay.
Aragorn: I think I have a shot at getting that higher than General though.
Aragorn: For sure.
Aragorn: All right.
Shain: I am just kind of
Aragorn: Do we have a map of this place?
Aragorn: Do we have a map of Judy car physically?
DM: So it does have like a physical map. Yes, you do.
Aragorn: That’s okay.
Aragorn: I…
DM: It doesn’t have like actual like locations listed on the most part, but you don’t know.
Aragorn: I think I am a-okay so far.
Aragorn: Flugs, what else did you want to do?
Aragorn: Okay.
Shain: in shock right now. So at the moment unless there’s more for me this is all I need. So in less
Aragorn: All right.
DM: Now.
Shain: there’s like another thing that I saw earlier know what I’m not gonna bother with anything else other than
Shain: figuring out kinetic energy to magic constellations time force manipulated by the force of
Shain: but yes
Aragorn: Um, butter.
DM: Okay, you do that.
Aragorn: I want to go look for a place that sells arbor.
Aragorn: Like good, good quality shit.
DM: Okay. I will remind you that as of now, it probably goes to like 930 tenish at night.
Aragorn: But night or in the morning?
Aragorn: Oh, okay.
DM: So there’s a good chance that you would not.
Aragorn: Yeah, it’s not open.
Aragorn: Um, fuck.
Aragorn: Um, then I’ll probably just take a long rest.
Shain: hmm
Aragorn: Uh, flux.
Aragorn: Do you have to study the any of this?
Aragorn: Like religiously?
Shain: uh personally I am taking care of it uh but for the most part the two things that really stick out to me
Shain: is the fact that apparently um theoretically with enough mana or magic I could
Aragorn: Uh, uh, uh.
Shain: increase the vibrations or kinetic energy but essentially maybe interacting with the
Shain: dohye occasion I don’t know all I know is speed might be the key for uh maybe interacting
Aragorn: Uh, uh.
Shain: with a certain thing so that’s all I’m hoping for I don’t know I mean unless I can make a
Shain: check with chain for uh the missing piece to be put in my hands uh I don’t really know
Aragorn: Gotcha.
Aragorn: I’m going to take a long rest.
Shain: yeah I mean go for it sleep right next to me as I’m sending your pounding wave this book that
Shain: sounds weird pause as I’m reading away at this book
DM: As you guys are on your way back to the end to rest.
Shain: hmm
Aragorn: What?
Shain: what
Shain: I’ll like jump from my seat and I’ll say, Huh? What’s going on?
Aragorn: Where at?
DM: So please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please,
Aragorn: Onwards!
Shain: What?
Aragorn: We’re going to fight the herd.
Shain: A herd? A herd? A herd of what? And what’s happening? Where are the people outside? West?
Aragorn: I don’t know.
Aragorn: I heard of undead, but we’re going to fight it.
Aragorn: Uh, uh, uh.
Shain: Huh? Okay. Go ahead. I’m just…
Aragorn: We’re investigated.
Shain: Is it okay if I just check out this book real quick and just you should let me take it?
Aragorn: Yeah, go for it.
DM: please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, Only One Biggest Before Each Episode No. 5 Pass of太匹冒地危世界施魂
Shain: Alright, I run right over. Hey, you guys allow a book check? Yeah, literally.
Aragorn: Who is?
Shain: Hey, you guys allow me to check out any books like for a time period or can I keep it? Like, is this an option here? Do you want gold?
DM: TXB4
Aragorn: maybe
Shain: Alright, I’ll take it.
Aragorn: if
Shain: Yep, here you go. I throw him six.
DM: TXB3
Shain: Oh, well, I have a horn to fight.
DM: All right.
Aragorn: could
Aragorn: If we try to, we could probably outpace them because they’re moving in numbers.
DM: As you guys are running, are you guys going to try to show up at about the same time as the guards? Are you trying to outrun them? Like what is your game plan here?
Shain: I follow Andrew’s lead. Whatever you do, I’ll follow you.
DM: Yes, and keep in mind that the guard is well trained, but they are well trained and combat. Most of them are in heavier armor. They are slower just naturally.
Shain: What?
Aragorn: Let’s look.
Aragorn: And combat here.
Aragorn: Yeah, we’ll book it. We’ll book it. Well, we’ll try to outpace.
DM: Okay. Just for the sake of simplicity, can both of you roll acrobatics, please?
Shain: Alright, we sprint. You’re probably faster than me, but I’ll try and keep up.
Shain: Yes, I don’t trip on a stick.
DM: You’re right. Athletics is better.
Shain: Me with a straight score of zero. That’s an 18.
DM: This is not to see if you trip over fall. This is to see how quickly you can run, because yes, there is a speed thing, but everybody’s being pretty much the same.
Shain: If I run fast enough, can I trigger my pick?
DM: According to the wall, you just read technically yes.
Shain: Yeah. Yeah. If I go back to where I was found, we have some options.
Aragorn: Athletics.
Shain: 23.
Aragorn: 23.
DM: 23. You guys make a really good time.
DM: And you’re able to kind of outrun most of the guards. It’s been pretty easy to know where you’re going, because all you have to do is look for the guards that are running in the direction and then just kind of run past them.
Aragorn: All right.
DM: Eventually, you get to out to here. And as you kind of run up, you hear a very loud bang and a shot of lightning hit kind of in the field about here.
Shain: Don’t show me.
DM: Then you, because you guys are kind of coming around here, so you’re within your shop for sure.
Shain: Boss.
Aragorn: Okay.
Aragorn: Right. Right. Right.
DM: And you hear kind of zapping of electricity before an extremely loud, just sing of energy.
Shain: Oh, no, bro.
DM: As you guys kind of round the corner, you see Caitlin on the ground, not moving.
Aragorn: Not moving.
DM: However, from her bag, it’s kind of moving and wiggling before the flap kind of pops open and a cape just comes out and moves on its own and kind of begins to fly away.
Shain: That’s a normal.
Shain: If I see arrogant, I actually try and reach for it. Do I have it? I do have a prepared. I would dispel magic if possible.
DM: You can certainly attempt to I will say that as you guys are kind of just taking in the surroundings, you do see that to the right of you, there is a small army 30 to 40 skeletons in the field.
Shain: 120 feet.
Shain: Whoa.
Shain: Hang on, hang on, hang on.
Shain: Okay.
Shain: All right, real real question, real question.
DM: I mean, it’s not like a massive one. It’s only 30 to 40 like skeletons. That’s not like the end of the world, but.
Shain: Shane goes to like immediately out of natural instinct just go and try to shoot a dispel magic because flying cape sounds kind of magic.
Shain: You know, I don’t know what just happened, but someone was in a bag and other flying.
Shain: So it’s just kind of like, hmm.
Shain: I’m not going to be a massive undead army.
Shain: Okay, okay.
DM: Then this film magic the cake.
Shain: So I’ll just carry it. Yes. Yeah, like, you know what? I think I’m going to the right and be like, ah screw it.
Shain: I’m not going to be a big deal.
DM: Okay, let me read up on this film magic real quick because.
Shain: So instantly would end the duration.
DM: Yeah, for that you have to make a DC equal to that. Okay, as you kind of cast this magic, you feel a lot of energy kind of coming from this cape, but this energy is not end of itself a spell.
Shain: Oh, no, no.
DM: As you kind of try to cast it, it’s closer to a life form emanating this magic than the magic is controlling the cape, if that makes sense.
DM: So as such, the spell magic does not work.
DM: But everyone you kind of ran to grab it right. What is your movement speed?
Aragorn: I believe it’s 30.
Shain: Who let you let you dash and be 16.
DM: Well, looking at kind of where you are versus where it would be, it would be extremely difficult for you to get there in time, because it’s you said 30 feet.
DM: You are as I currently have it.
Shain: Oh.
DM: You could get there just in time that’s 60 feet.
Aragorn: Okay. Yeah.
Shain: He’s going to.
Aragorn: I’ll action dash.
DM: Go ahead.
Shain: I said.
DM: Go ahead and give me a strength track, please.
Shain: Hey, I got a one.
DM: You know, I, I, I’m actually going to take that back. Remember that die. You said was really lucky. That’s a not one.
Shain: What?
DM: So you are able to grab onto the, the, the cape and you feel an intense kind of force just kind of pushing back on you.
DM: It was less like the cape is trying to pull away as there is just more force pushing back on you if that makes sense.
Shain: I’m not going to be a big deal.
DM: It is, it is trying to like fly away. Yes.
DM: But the pressure is not just from your hand. It feels like the entirety of your body is kind of repelled in a way.
Aragorn: So, is it trying to go against? Okay.
DM: So now that you are holding onto it, you can try to do something because anything you wanted to try and do.
Aragorn: Can I try and put it on?
Shain: Oh, what is this?
DM: You certainly can if that’s what you would like to try to do.
Shain: All right, another character death in three.
Shain: One.
Shain: If you holler, hey, I think.
DM: I just, I just didn’t think that anybody would do it. It’s not something a good or negative bad. Okay. It could just be usual. It could just be normal.
Shain: Whoa, whoa, he’s very good.
Aragorn: Hmm.
Shain: It could hurt me.
Shain: Okay.
Shain: What are look, look at look at the camera with a straight face.
Shain: All right.
Shain: I need you to tell me.
Shain: Shane doesn’t have to know.
Shain: But is this the undead guy that killed me?
Shain: Oh, I see.
Shain: Okay.
Shain: I’m not going to be a big deal.
Aragorn: You see Caitlin’s you can you see Caitlin’s body lifeless.
Shain: This is the one.
Shain: I wonder if this is the guy.
DM: So you’re going to try and put the cape on. I’m going to need one more strength track for me because, like I said, you are feeling that force and it’s, you’re basically forcing it on your shoulders.
Aragorn: Yeah. Fuck it. Let’s do it.
DM: You got, you got a role decent. You got a role decent.
DM: Okay. Okay.
Shain: Whoa.
DM: All right.
Shain: Oh, oh.
DM: That’s, that’s pretty cool.
DM: You are able to get the cloak kind of on your shoulders as it kind of feels like the force just disappears. Right. It just kind of magically floats on your shoulders. There’s not even anything to tie. It just sits there.
Shain: It’s the Artificer Eye.
Shain: I’m not going to be a big deal.
DM: And for solid couple seconds, everything seems fine. Everything.
Shain: Everyone, what are you doing?
Shain: Why did you put that on?
Shain: What’s happening on why is there an undead army?
Shain: My friend.
DM: Everything’s great. You do notice that the undead army, the moment you put the cloak on immediately stopped moving.
Aragorn: Oh.
DM: They aren’t moving at all. Not even to stand in a normal stance or anything. Some of them are literally mid walk like a foot in the air. Just frozen.
Shain: All right.
DM: You totally can. It doesn’t work.
DM: However, after a couple of seconds, you feel a small cinch at your waist on the right side on your back.
Shain: I’m going to be a big deal.
Shain: Do I see this?
DM: And then another one on your back. And then another one on the other side of your back.
Aragorn: Uh-huh.
Shain: You might want to take that off.
DM: And basically everywhere along where the cape is, you just feel small little pricks.
DM: Doesn’t seem too bad. But you are currently, you currently feel almost almost like tiny needles just kind of poking you ever so slightly.
Shain: I’m going to take that off.
Shain: There we go.
Shain: Am I able to get close enough to him to where like,
Shain: I don’t have to.
Shain: I don’t know.
Shain: That I feel like my shot me combat combo on it.
DM: Well, you were 65 feet away from him at the moment. So well, unless last turn, you also kind of got closer to him, in which case you’d be 35 feet away.
Shain: I feel like I’m in the arms reach.
Shain: Oh,
DM: You’re keeping it on.
Aragorn: Maybe it’s attuning to me and then I can control it. You know what?
Aragorn: I’m keeping it on.
Shain: 30 feet closer and then walk 30 feet closer to them.
DM: Sure, sure.
Shain: Yeah, I’ll do that.
DM: All right. Error going as you continue to leave this cape on eventually you kind of feel a little weak as you kind of dropped to one knee as your right leg kind of begins to feel numb.
DM: You lose all sense in it. And then your left leg does the same.
DM: And you fall to the ground completely.
Shain: You need to take your nation back.
Shain: Don’t die here, buddy.
Shain: Come on.
DM: As this numb feeling just kind of travels farther up your body, eventually getting to your shoulders, you’re essentially completely immobile from the neck down.
Shain: Get up.
Shain: Hello.
Aragorn: That’s fine. That’s fine.
DM: But once it gets to that point, the cape finally detaches itself and begins to fly away.
DM: And you are left to lying there still alive right next to Caitlin’s dead body.
Shain: Hey, it’s not good to be next to a dead body special.
Aragorn: Cool.
Shain: There’s an odd dead army around over here.
DM: Now, as you look back at the undead army, they have all just returned to bones and plucked in the field.
Aragorn: Okay.
DM: So we now have a paralyzed man, a perfectly fine wizard and a dead body. Are you going to check out the dead body, try to help at all or we just we just call on it.
Shain: I’m kind of like I’m kind of like thinking of myself.
Shain: What a wonderful world.
Shain: But also.
Shain: I mean, if there’s anything I could do to help aerodorms, then absolutely.
Shain: If I think that Caitlin’s dead.
Shain: I don’t have one fourth level spell slot dude.
Shain: I only have one spell slot in its fourth level.
Aragorn: You could try to dispel magic me if you can spare, but it’s a fourth level.
DM: All right.
Shain: We’re sorry.
Shain: Hang on.
Shain: Do I have another one?
Aragorn: Oh, okay.
Shain: Okay, one second level.
Shain: I can’t even.
Shain: I could put magic mouth on you.
Aragorn: Oh, so so I can’t even.
Shain: You can pretend to speak.
Shain: Are you okay?
Shain: Yeah, it’s not.
Shain: I mean, that’s the best thing I can do.
Shain: I don’t have any other things to do.
Aragorn: Yeah. That would probably be the best. Yeah.
DM: Go ahead.
Shain: I don’t have.
Shain: Medicine.
DM: 13.
Shain: I haven’t done a medicine check in being be ever.
DM: With 13, you’re able to confidently tell us you kind of like roll him over and look at
Shain: That is never I don’t think I’ve ever done it.
Shain: 13.
Shain: Okay.
Aragorn: Really?
DM: his back that he appears to have been stabbed with a very small like dagger.
Shain: Oh.
DM: He’s kind of over and over again.
Shain: Thank you.
DM: Not really enough to do a lot of damage, which implies some type of poison of some kind.
DM: As for a way to treat us, you’re not entirely sure.
DM: Given the fact that the spread has essentially stopped and has only affected the places where
DM: he was immediately stabbed, it heavily implies that it’s probably going to be okay.
DM: You won’t need to worry about it.
Shain: They are going.
Shain: If you can hear me, you’ve been poisoned.
Shain: Don’t move.
Aragorn: Oh, yes.
Shain: I think you could even dock your moat.
Shain: I think you could.
DM: Did you want to check on Caitlin now?
Shain: Yes, I was as soon as he’s good.
Shain: But yeah, I’ll walk over to Caitlin.
Shain: Check why it was in the bag in the first place.
Shain: I guess I should first see order of business.
Shain: Is she really dead?
DM: You kind of like check for breathing and everything and just just barely.
DM: She does seem to be breathing.
DM: It’s almost undetectable.
Shain: I’m not sure.
DM: She’s right on the brink of death.
DM: Almost like plot armor.
Shain: Oh, I’m almost like, what I’m.
Shain: Then I will be like, okay, it’s going to be fine.
Aragorn: Always.
Shain: You’re going to be fine.
Shain: You know why I’m going to see what’s in your bin.
DM: I’m going to confidently tell you that you are pretty sure she is not going to be fine
Shain: Hopefully you don’t mind.
DM: if you just let her be.
Shain: Yeah, no, I’m.
Shain: I was going to do was I was curious why.
Shain: Honestly, yeah.
Shain: Yeah.
Shain: It’s for the time you swung at me.
Shain: No, no, no, no, it’s getting.
Shain: Try.
Shain: Why?
Shain: I don’t know.
Shain: I’m going to go to the other side.
Shain: Okay.
Shain: Then I’ll, because if my natural reaction is if it wasn’t the bag.
Shain: Then I should just check the bag because it probably took something or left something or.
Shain: There was something important in there that it didn’t take.
Shain: So I’ll check the bag real quick that it came out of.
DM: There’s nothing like interesting in the bag.
DM: It’s a regular priest back, a blanket, candle, tender box, incense, some vestments,
Shain: I got you.
DM: rations, water skin.
DM: Nothing is really there.
DM: And as far as you know, nothing would be missing.
Shain: In that case, for the purposes of hang on, let me just verify something.
Shain: A creature.
Shain: Can is nay technically still a creature.
DM: Anything alive counts as a creature.
Shain: All right.
Shain: No, no, no, no, no.
DM: You’ve been away.
Shain: You know, best thing to do when you’re on brink of death is to turn you into a nice small mouse.
Shain: And I will.
Shain: Because it will work.
Shain: Apparently as I can polymorph.
Shain: Caitlin and all of her goods into a mouse with three HP.
DM: No, I’m sorry.
DM: Or a creature’s zero head points.
DM: Unfortunately, he is technically zero head points.
Shain: Wow.
Shain: It’s only too much work out.
DM: Just try the wand of wonder effects on her.
Shain: I’m just going to know.
Shain: That’s what I was actually thinking.
Shain: Because there’s going to be healing spell on there right hang on.
Shain: Well, let’s open up the wall.
Shain: Shane pulls out the one of wonders.
Shain: I wonder what this could do.
Shain: Let’s see.
Shain: Yes.
Shain: Any healing thing here.
DM: I have worked with that.
Shain: I’m sure why not.
Shain: I’ll be like, ever.
Shain: Use the ability.
Shain: All right.
DM: Alright, fantastic.
DM: Glad to hear it.
Shain: I’ve got an 84, which means.
Shain: The auto roll.
DM: And 84.
Shain: You cast a movie on yourself.
DM: You’re now invisible.
DM: Congratulations.
Shain: I did it.
Shain: Where did I go?
Shain: I’m not sure.
DM: Now, just for the record, it doesn’t have to be magic.
Shain: Caitlin, can you see me?
Shain: I don’t know.
DM: You could also try to roll for medicine on her just to try and see if it’s happening.
DM: See if you can help in any way.
Shain: Sure.
Shain: I’ll do that because I don’t have any options for healing with spells.
Shain: Because that doesn’t work.
Shain: Oh, well, that’s not good.
Shain: That’s a medicine plus that.
Shain: That is.
Shain: I’m not sure.
DM: Thank you.
DM: I’m as you kind of check out what’s happening.
DM: You kind of roll her over and you see on her back just clean through the back of her.
DM: The back of her chainmail and clothes and everything is just a gigantic hole through that.
DM: And it’s just a huge bruise on her skin.
DM: It’s just emanating just necrotic magic.
DM: That’s definitely what’s causing her problems.
DM: Now, would a bit of magic help the situation.
Shain: I got because I do have a way to actually.
DM: You’re not entirely positive.
Shain: I do.
DM: You do.
Shain: As long as I can determine that whatever this is, isn’t going to block or negate any type of healing or anything like that.
DM: What do you have that can feel?
Shain: Life transference.
DM: Oh, forgot about that.
Shain: I can take damage on my end.
Shain: I can take damage on my end to get her up.
DM: You caught?
Shain: So I, I mean, as long as I can determine that it’s somewhat in the realm of this might help.
Shain: And yeah, I would do it.
Shain: Wait.
Shain: I hate to any sometimes.
Shain: Hang on.
DM: You.
DM: You just情况 before.
Shain: So that’s what confused me.
Shain: So no, this will work.
Shain: So yeah, I will upcast it because I don’t have any other spell slot and all of a sudden the chronic damage kind of just go bang into my chest and a bunch of green energy goes into.
DM: Just 4d4.
Shain: Nothing.
DM: It does heal for 13.
Shain: Is it?
Shain: So 13 on my end and 13 on your end, hopefully.
DM: The gigantic wound does begin to heal as you would expect from this type of magic.
DM: But it does not heal completely as it just stays as a big wound.
Shain: I’m not sure if I can get it.
DM: It’s not like an open wound. It’s not like it’s bleeding or anything.
Shain: It’s just kind of like there.
DM: But it looks like a large green bruise.
Shain: Got you. I got one right now.
DM: You do still heal for 13.
Shain: I’m not exactly with the play.
DM: And you would wake up at this point.
Shain: Are you with me?
Shain: Are you?
DM: Huh?
DM: I’m proud.
DM: Time of day 11 ish at night.
Shain: Why?
Aragorn: No. No.
DM: Right after.
DM: Yes.
DM: As you reach to your bag, no. The cloak is gone.
DM: As you look around, it doesn’t look like he’s there.
DM: In the field behind you where there once was a small, an awful legion of undead is just pile of bones every so often.
Shain: I’m not sure if I can get it.
DM: You still have the sword that you took from him. Yes.
DM: And you have your sword.
Shain: I’m not.
DM: No.
DM: You do. Yes.
Shain: It’s not PGC.
DM: It would be.
Shain: Hey, Lynn, are you awake? Hello?
Shain: I left you alone for how long?
Shain: It felt like only hours.
Shain: I’m not feeling the field.
Shain: Just me and everyone.
Caitlin: Okay. Yeah, not something that I had expected to go such a rye.
DM: I think I will.
Caitlin: Before we leave this place moving on with what we still have.
Caitlin: Did that tell me?
Caitlin: Do I know that we’ve got like two days to wait for Andrew and I tell me that that common
Caitlin: knowledge or no?
Aragorn: I think it’s coming out to us. I don’t think we told you guys.
Shain: I’m not sure if I can get it.
Caitlin: Um, how was that?
Caitlin: What is the update with you and you I’m going to look at Andrew you and you’re getting a kingdom micro whatever the goal was with this one.
Shain: Yeah, I think it’s coming on the trust.
Caitlin: Oh, oh, is he out?
Caitlin: Oh, spit.
Shain: He’s paralyzed. Yeah, he’s paralyzed.
Aragorn: I’m on the floor.
Shain: You look over and you’re like, oh, he must be sleeping.
DM: And.
Shain: He’s not with us.
Caitlin: Yeah.
Shain: I’m a brick.
Shain: I’m a brick of the year.
DM: And on that note, you kind of feel a sense of pain coming from your back.
DM: You’re not actually going to take damage, but you feel the pain.
DM: And it kind of almost brings you to your knees.
Shain: I’m not sure if I can get it.
DM: No, I’m sorry. I should have been clear.
Caitlin: Me.
Caitlin: I know.
Caitlin: No, I know.
DM: I’m sorry.
Shain: It’s just me.
Shain: I was like, oh, who stabbed me?
Shain: You’re going to have to trust me on this one.
Caitlin: It’s, uh, well, I can’t see it right. It’s on my back.
DM: Correct.
Caitlin: It’s, well, it’s, it’s actively exposed, right?
DM: Yes.
Shain: Just like the whole front half of you, zoom.
Caitlin: If you’re, if you’re that I’m going to kind of like look at you flex.
Caitlin: Um, wait, can I see it? It’s on my back. Right? It’s not on my.
DM: It’s on your back. Yes.
Shain: There’s bigger, deeper, thicker.
Caitlin: Oh, okay. Then yeah, that I’m going to look at flux. I’m going to just going to, um, does it look like yours? Just look like your fans.
Caitlin: Okay.
DM: Greener. Goodyear.
Shain: It’s awesome.
DM: Energy.
Shain: It’s like oozing almost.
Shain: You need a hospital.
Shain: I think I still need a cleric or two.
Shain: Maybe three.
Shain: Just be safe.
Caitlin: I don’t think a simple clerk is going to solve this.
Shain: Well, at the very least, we should try and figure out someone who knows what they’re doing because there was an end.
Caitlin: It’s no, it’s, it’s a little bit stronger than that. I can feel it.
Caitlin: I can feel it.
DM: I’m sorry.
Caitlin: Um, I’m sorry, my connection to her in some degree in some capacity.
Caitlin: So,
Shain: I think it’s a little about 30 or 40 skeletons over there.
DM: At this point, you guys here coming from behind you from the city, a small like.
Shain: Would have been great to tame some dogs, but that didn’t put the dog bones.
DM: I can’t even just swear.
Shain: I kick air like I tap what air and don’t speak like, hey, get up.
Shain: They’re coming for you.
Shain: I pick up a record on my shoulder.
Caitlin: I’m doing the KM I believe my strength score is probably slightly higher than yours Mr. Wizard
Caitlin: I am I am going to actually go ahead and ask your ones on my self interest in case I’ll
Shain: Says the guy with an oozing back about you chill out.
Caitlin: get a couple of spell slots left. Am I poisoned? Do I have the poison edition?
Shain: Your poison.
DM: I don’t know.
Caitlin: Yeah, I can’t. Let’s get your poison. Yeah, okay, yeah, I’m picking up Andrew. Where are we going?
Shain: You could be actually can’t paladins aren’t funny enough paladin should be immune to disease and poison.
Shain: So funny enough, whatever it is bypassing your divine pattern.
Shain: I waived to the army.
Caitlin: I played these games before.
Shain: We’re over here.
Aragorn: I thought like that says work before dragon with me and you would know how well this one were.
Caitlin: I’m going to fucking moron. I’m less a restoration on Andrew.
Caitlin: Andrew, you’re no longer paralyzed a little buddy. Yeah, you’re no longer paralyzed a little guy get up.
Aragorn: Oh.
Shain: I was going to do something really funny.
Caitlin: I’m going to get up my shoulder. Oh wait, wait, wait, are we doing weekend to bernies? Okay, never mind, never mind.
Shain: I was going to cast a magic mouth on him to like.
Shain: No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
Caitlin: Never mind. Never mind.
Shain: You’re good.
Shain: I think she would be a little bit more distraught to play prank.
Caitlin: I’m going to get up my shoulder.
Caitlin: I’m going to snap your wrist like it’s last.
DM: Why don’t we shoot guns like this?
Shain: Because.
Shain: Your pinky isn’t.
Shain: Unless you have like reinforced steel.
DM: Genius plan.
Shain: If you have air and dulls arm, go for it.
Caitlin: Okay, I don’t necessarily what this is. I’m going to gesture to like the ground around me.
Caitlin: Not exactly something that the God can handle. So this is something I’m going to look at, Andrew.
Shain: Thank you.
Caitlin: Do we have any updates on the timetable for you? What are you working with with your getting back into your military?
Caitlin: If we don’t have any other plans on the agenda, this is a scenario that I’d like to handle.
Caitlin: There’s a powerful undead who is dealing an approximate amount of damage to the town from the inside and I’d like to end him.
Caitlin: Plus there’s a decent amount of gold in the line if we do take care of him.
Caitlin: So for the time being, I do need to rest.
Shain: I mean, I didn’t see any in town, but might be a good idea to get a sad kind of opinion just to see what that thing is on your back.
Caitlin: I’m sorry. I’m so careful for that one.
Shain: I mean, I don’t like the look of it.
Shain: It’s making noises.
Shain: It’s like, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, it’s like a.
Caitlin: Is it whispering to me?
Caitlin: The nature of my wound is more than your average wound.
Shain: No, it’s just, it’s just going.
Shain: Yeah, help it when dragons are.
Shain: Sorry.
Caitlin: I’m sure you can tell even the only bit of what I could look for is somebody who is well versed to an extreme degree in godly magics.
Shain: Well.
Caitlin: It’s strong enough that it’s severing my ties with my goddess.
Shain: Just saying.
Shain: If you don’t know what it is.
Shain: Well, if you get an idea of what it is, it might be a good idea to see someone else who has an opinion.
Shain: I’m just a wizard who’s from a different timeline and controls a special magic that no one else has.
Caitlin: I’m going to just lick your flocks and spin my blade. You and me both.
Shain: I don’t know anything.
Caitlin: Now, what are we doing with these goddamn fucking guards? Are we going to them? Are we running away? What are we doing?
Shain: I’ll walk over.
Shain: Yeah, that’s what exactly Shane’s going to do.
Caitlin: I mean, we didn’t do anything wrong. Wait, actually, this is a giant crop circle isn’t there that’s kind of mindful.
Shain: Assofar.
Shain: Assofar, please.
Caitlin: If as the guards get closer, do I recognize any of them from when I went to actually get the money order for this guy?
DM: Unfortunately not.
Caitlin: Okay.
Caitlin: Right. I didn’t know who in like power. Do I know the guys name?
Shain: Oh, that was tough.
Caitlin: What I’ve done the name of a guard who was like, is obviously it’s a little bit more than.
DM: You did get the name of the guard. His name was singris.
Caitlin: I didn’t get the name of the undead. Okay, not that it matters.
Shain: I’m just going to go.
Caitlin: Actually, I think you tried to tell me at some point until the fuck off. All right. Then yeah, we’ll go to the guard done. I’m just fucking dying over here.
Shain: What are you doing?
DM: I’m sorry.
Shain: Air going covers up the guards.
Caitlin: Don’t tell Eric want to go and res up the guards. That’s a bad idea.
Shain: Assofar, please don’t hang.
DM: Are we letting her go and go rid of the guards? I think that’s a beautiful plan.
Shain: I am your prince.
Aragorn: Are we doing that?
Caitlin: Yes, yes, go with the guards. Go with the guards.
Shain: I’m your prince.
DM: Have you seen a horde of the undead?
DM: He runs around and looks and says, oh, what other guards here before us?
Aragorn: Well, you see, here’s the thing we got here. I and my group thought that it was a bigger tragedy. So we came to help to see if there is any people who were injured.
DM: Yes.
Caitlin: Am I hearing this? Am I hearing? And they’re just kind of like rashly sentences.
DM: Yes.
Caitlin: Yes, that would be my doing at least to some degree. I spoke.
DM: I’m sorry.
Aragorn: No.
Shain: I think I’m.
Caitlin: I. I killed I killed a few of them. I was here before.
Caitlin: The numbers were a bit much for me to handle. I’m working on it. I spoke to a number of your guard. I believe there’s no missing Claire in hunting down the dealer weapons dealer.
Shain: I peek my head around the corner. I’m saying.
Caitlin: I was.
Shain: I’m.
Caitlin: I fell in combat. I don’t know how long it’s been since I’ve been fallen. They came and rescued me and I assume the rest is up to that.
Shain: Oh.
Shain: If you give me.
Caitlin: I’m not sure if I’m going to be able to tell you this. Obviously unconscious at the time.
Shain: If you give me 10 minutes, I’ll, I can show you the replay.
DM: There’s dozens.
Caitlin: It’s just going to be him fucking off. I do. I want that stupid goddamn fucking cloak.
Caitlin: I have no fucking we’ll find out when I go and get it.
Shain: It’s a little thing like 10 or imagine.
Aragorn: Hey, hey, just a question. What that what that cape do?
Shain: We’ll find out in about 30 seconds.
Shain: I’ll say if you follow me for a second, I’ll hopefully show you something good.
Shain: If as long as it doesn’t mess up and I’ll start.
Shain: And then as I’m walking over, I’ll just free start casting visions of the past and I need to roll.
Caitlin: Well, they’re doing that. Can I look at the like hard of fucking guards and just kind of like any of you have any tealing magic, so any sort.
Shain: Hey, you know what for the sake.
Shain: It’s it’s due to Nancy.
Shain: Hey, it’s true.
Shain: And dragon.
Caitlin: I’m not a little bit roughed up.
Shain: Hey, dragon.
Shain: Roll it.
Shain: Roll it.
Caitlin: Yeah, and that to me. It’s going I’m not using them. They’re going in the pouch. I’ll take a long rest. They’re going in my bag.
Caitlin: No, I have 22 hit points. I’ll ask until you get back to them fucking in. The guy’s not going to show back up because I’ll fuck him up.
Shain: Thank you.
Aragorn: I mean, Ellie, at least take a couple.
Shain: I don’t have any details near me.
Shain: He said what seven eight so we’re killing regardless as long as not a one we’re fine.
DM: What was the role?
Caitlin: I’m not going to be able to tell you this. I’m not going to be able to tell you this.
Caitlin: I’m not going to be able to tell you this. I’m not going to be able to tell you this. I’m not going to be able to tell you this.
Shain: If we’re talking about visions of the past, it’s like.
Shain: It’s like a whole holograms Tony starts holograms. It’s like kind of yes.
DM: It’s a yes.
Shain: Oh no, not yet.
Shain: I’m not sorry.
Shain: I can’t fly right that way.
Shain: So from my understanding, this is what happened right before we got here.
Shain: And I’ll just kind of play it out.
Shain: Because I can skip around because that’s the thing a thing with the spell.
Shain: I’ll show them the kind of interaction they had.
Shain: So whatever happened before they went down like however long that was.
Shain: And then.
Shain: Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Caitlin: I’m not going to be able to tell you this.
Caitlin: I killed a couple hundred of the other skeletons too.
Caitlin: Like it was a mess.
Caitlin: I think we’re all.
Caitlin: I got two Kiti.
Caitlin: Yeah.
Caitlin: Did you just.
Caitlin: Oh my god.
Caitlin: We could have had.
Shain: That’s why he was paralyzed.
Caitlin: We would have had it.
Caitlin: Oh my god, I’m always my hucking shit man.
Caitlin: There’s Namin’ at least not far.
Caitlin: What’s medic aiming, dude? I had a phone call for work.
Shain: And then I’ll be like well, that’s the show.
DM: He just kind of sits there for a moment before turning to Caitlin.
Shain: I can’t really go any further than that.
Caitlin: I spoke to one of your… leader or one of your other guards from the other guard posts.
Shain: Trucks.
Caitlin: His name was Sinclair.
Caitlin: We spoke in regards to…
Caitlin: You having this undead is a high priority target that needed to be handled.
Caitlin: So I set up a fake rendezvous meeting point and met him here in attempts to subdue him.
Caitlin: Obviously my attempts were unsuccessful.
Caitlin: As I put this repeatedly to the point of a demo, someone wrote something else.
DM: I see.
Caitlin: So it’s resetting now.
Shain: she’s
Aragorn: That’s fun.
Caitlin: The clients were older than me.
DM: It’s what Caitlin’s story.
Caitlin: I’m not making an enemy of Andrews, but yeah, fair enough.
Shain: Although I will say if she’s, you know, oozing from her back, then you probably should
Shain: get that checked out before you have her die on you.
Shain: Just recommendation.
Shain: Couple clerics might help too.
Caitlin: What are coming?
Shain: Never leave.
Caitlin: I’m sure everybody feel free to come and get an insect check on this guy.
Caitlin: I just want to make sure that this is actually guards and we’re actually just good in chilling.
Caitlin: I know.
Shain: Kommt says.
Caitlin: I’m sure I’m there.
Caitlin: Huh?
Caitlin: 14.
Caitlin: 9 plus 5.
DM: That’s going to be a.
Caitlin: I assume it’s out.
Caitlin: Yeah.
Caitlin: Okay.
Caitlin: All right.
Caitlin: Well, let’s go.
Caitlin: And I got my healing potions that I got from this gracious metadguy on my character sheet.
Caitlin: Pretty please.
Caitlin: So there were like eight or nine right?
Caitlin: That’s not what I ate or nine running up.
Aragorn: So eight or nine.
DM: I said there were five.
Caitlin: Andrews over here.
Aragorn: So eight or nine rounding up. Yeah.
Caitlin: I’m not going to be a girl.
Caitlin: Like I rolled a five which like with modifiers is basically 10 and that 10 you might as well run up to 15 and once you have 15, it just might as well be a crit like.
DM: I’m about to smack you.
Shain: I’m sorry.
Caitlin: Yeah.
Shain: Don’t worry, man.
Caitlin: Yes, we’re going back or following them.
Caitlin: I don’t know if they weren’t doing that.
Shain: Change.
Caitlin: They have a last name.
Shain: Ever on.
Caitlin: His first name is agent.
DM: And you have a.
Shain: This is actually funny.
DM: I see.
Shain: I the one part of the character I didn’t build. I didn’t have a middle name.
Caitlin: I don’t know if they’re going to be the right.
Caitlin: What’s the moon song?
Caitlin: No.
Shain: Are you never on.
Shain: I’m sorry.
Caitlin: Jesus Christ.
Caitlin: I don’t remember.
Caitlin: Oh, what are I know you told me but I don’t remember.
Shain: She’s my sister. She’s my sister.
Caitlin: I remember with the name of my people not the I’m a point at flux and just go I’m also from Nathorail.
Caitlin: I’m sure that’ll not buy this in the ass at some point.
Shain: You’re hang on, Caitlin.
Shain: One second.
Caitlin: No.
Shain: You’re from Nathalie.
Shain: Are you my sister?
Caitlin: I’m sure that’s the second flux says that I’m casting ceremony.
Shain: I know.
Caitlin: We had flux are getting married right now.
Caitlin: You
Shain: I’m sorry.
Aragorn: Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.
Shain: Perfect.
Caitlin: I’m sure that’s the first time before he leaves.
Caitlin: I kind of like turn to the side and just kind of just my back a little bit.
Caitlin: I’m sure that’s the first time I’ve ever seen a guy like me.
DM: Yes, I do apologize.
Caitlin: I’m sure that’s the first time I’ve seen a guy like me.
Caitlin: I might on him and turn him into powder.
Shain: Okay, then.
Shain: Oh wait, I’m not with you.
Caitlin: I’m just turning around.
Shain: I’m not with you.
Caitlin: You can certainly try.
Shain: Show him that.
Shain: Show him that.
Shain: Look at.
Caitlin: I know.
Shain: Look at the ooze.
Shain: I’m sorry.
Shain: Nath’s getting treated.
Caitlin: I’m going to bounce on it crazy style.
Caitlin: I’m going to bounce on it.
Caitlin: Can I just, can I just, can he just, he’s a clerk, right?
Caitlin: I mean, wish is fine too.
DM: He doesn’t appear to be a clerk.
DM: He doesn’t have a letter.
Shain: Yeah, well, I’m fine.
Shain: I’m just waiting for.
Aragorn: I’m ain’t okay.
Caitlin: Second, he turns around and throwing my sword at the back of his head with his mouth.
Aragorn: I will.
Caitlin: Flames out of steel.
DM: Very funny.
DM: After about two more minutes, the guy kind of comes back.
Shain: Hello.
DM: Not the clerk, but the card.
DM: He walks up to Erdogorn and says, the sergeant is ready for you.
DM: He kind of leads you up into room.
DM: He kind of said she’s down at the table.
DM: I see.
DM: After a.
DM: You know what, that’s fine if you want to grow to be on the shoulder.
DM: He says, I see.
DM: Well, we have checked through our records extensively.
DM: And there is no record of a prince Erdogorn ever to exist in gondor history.
DM: We went through all the books.
Shain: Hi.
DM: Unfortunately, I have it right here.
DM: The last king did not have any children.
DM: I just wanted to clarify that issue.
DM: As for your application to join, you are of course welcome to, especially after your most recent display of heroism.
Caitlin: It’s a shame to find out your adoptive andro.
Caitlin: I’m going to bounce on it.
DM: And thanks to your wonderful contribution so far, we would be willing to skip all the way to first lieutenant.
Aragorn: Sure.
DM: For the record, that tells you that that’s one rank above basically just an officer.
DM: On the table, it is the.
DM: Let’s see above you, there is captain, then major, then lieutenant colonel, then colonel, then burglarie general, then lieutenant general, then general.
Aragorn: So how does that rank on the table?
Aragorn: Yeah. Yeah.
DM: The w is.
DM: Lieutenant the, the, the, and basically anybody that’s enlisted.
DM: Of course.
Shain: The crow.
Aragorn: Okay.
DM: I see.
Shain: How are you?
Shain: I’m hungry.
DM: Well, that sort of is definitely missing.
DM: We thought it was taken during the instability.
DM: I assume that you have acquired it.
DM: Unfortunately, that in itself is not enough to prove your claims.
DM: But.
DM: So, bring it to your general.
DM: You do understand that even from your current position that will take you at the least 17 years.
Aragorn: 17 or 17.
DM: 17.
Aragorn: I don’t know if I can live that long.
DM: I understand, but even if you are as fearless as you claim and as skilled as your application suggests, that’s enough itself would not get you a high level of promotion.
DM: The higher levels, especially after major is more designed for leadership skills and such.
DM: Yes, well, group of four is different than a group of 3000.
Aragorn: And I have a group that I have been leading for many, many months.
Aragorn: But the group is still a group.
DM: Yes, that is actually exactly why you have been put at first lieutenant you would run your small.
Aragorn: Okay.
DM: Well, you’re small platoon.
Aragorn: How big is a smoke and tomb?
DM: Generally no more than 50 soldiers, 20 at the least.
Aragorn: Then I will take this position.
Aragorn: I will take it.
Aragorn: I have a question to ask.
DM: Yes.
Aragorn: You see this person, that’s my friend, Katelyn was trying to go after, was a undead arms dealer who was dealing a solid wreak of havoc.
DM: Yes, I have the full reporter here that I just finished reading through.
Aragorn: I’m sure you might have heard.
Aragorn: Would you mind if me and my comrades and my platoon digged around it further?
DM: For just for uncovering this arms dealer.
Aragorn: Seem as we already experienced it before, we can surely experience it again.
Aragorn: I mean, not just for uncovering, but Katelyn for fighting him and getting to actually see him.
DM: I see.
Aragorn: No, no, sir.
DM: Oh, just to be clear, you’re not joining the military for a personal vendetta against this arms dealer.
Aragorn: I have not fought or met this arm, dealer.
Aragorn: I am personally just saying as since we experienced it, might as well be the ones to end it.
DM: So you are actually just concerned for the safety of those in judicare.
Aragorn: I am always concerned for my home.
Aragorn: I am not lying.
DM: Yes, well, if you cover for the formal proposal and submitted in writing, I’m sure something will be done.
DM: Unfortunately, any request to deploy a platoon must be authorized by at least three senior officials.
Aragorn: Do I get to hand pick the platoon if it does happen?
DM: Okay, well, the final step is just to get you to sign the employment contract here.
DM: Everything is outlined.
DM: Unfortunately, not that platoon will be assigned to you.
Aragorn: No worries, no worries.
DM: They will be the 512 cadet cast they just graduated from training three days ago.
Aragorn: I am going to have to whip these mother fuckers into shade.
Aragorn: Oh my god, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Aragorn: I would like to put in a good word for my friends though.
Aragorn: If there is any needs of not mercenary work, but work of pay, I would like to put in a good word for them.
DM: So contractors.
Aragorn: You could say it more of like hired guns, but hired guns for a good purpose, not a bad.
DM: You have just described a military contractor.
Aragorn: Correct.
DM: Very well.
DM: I have all of the information here is there a good way to reach you a permanent address per chance here in the city.
Aragorn: We do not have any, we have a temporary address.
Aragorn: I’ll insert in where I’m staying at here.
DM: Gotcha.
DM: What?
Shain: Real life? Yes. In game? No.
DM: Well, the dragon stop there.
DM: So.
Aragorn: I have a plus five.
Shain: No one is charisma.
DM: I have a high deception score.
Shain: I’m a deceiver.
Shain: I’m a deceiver.
Shain: I’m a deceiver.
DM: Yep.
DM: I did see my DM.
Shain: I’m a deceiver.
Shain: I’m a deceiver.
DM: By what am I doing at the assassination of Julius user?
Shain: Yeah, it happened.
Shain: POV-76.
DM: What’s the thing that you need to say to the guy?
Shain: Can we make that a gift?
DM: No, no, no, we play like that.
DM: Hey, yo, date, look at this picture right here.
Shain: Yes.
DM: It’s a done man.
DM: I think you’ll be.
Shain: I’m a deceiver.
DM: Yes.
Aragorn: I think I need context.
DM: I was very gay.
DM: Sure.
Caitlin: I need to find that.
DM: Wait, what do you think?
DM: And I guess it’s me to just saw another content.
Aragorn: That’s not no.
Shain: I’m a deceiver.
Caitlin: I need to scrounge that image of water.
Shain: No.
DM: I have to.
Caitlin: Which one of you said that you’re round black?
Shain: No.
Shain: No.
Shain: No.
Aragorn: How are you so sexy?
DM: I didn’t.
Aragorn: Have you seen butter?
Shain: No.
Caitlin: I need to go scrounge the image.
Shain: No.
Aragorn: This is what I get said.
DM: I just found it.
DM: Oh, it’s all fair.
DM: Oh, man, but I just found it.
DM: I just found it, bro.
DM: That’s fair.
DM: It’s fair.
DM: But if that means.
DM: Does that mean that if I send this one.
DM: You’re truly a sure destruction.
DM: All right, we’re back in.
Aragorn: Yes.
DM: All right.
Shain: No.
DM: Where were we?
DM: Yes, yes.
DM: I just need you to fill out this contract here.
Aragorn: Yes. Yes. Yes. Sargent.
DM: It’s just a basic employee contract.
Aragorn: I don’t, I don’t think they want to be employees more of freelance bounty hunters if you can.
DM: Oh, no, this is not for them.
DM: This is for you.
DM: Fantastic.
DM: Thank you very much.
DM: You can take.
DM: Of course, unfortunately, because of how later it is,
DM: they want to be actually in town until tomorrow.
DM: There are transferring here from intellect here.
DM: Where we of course have life training quarters.
DM: So you will be able to meet them tomorrow,
DM: probably closer to the afternoon.
DM: Maybe the day after it’s not entirely set.
DM: So especially with the heavy traffic,
DM: we’re not entirely sure as to their arrival.
Aragorn: Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Sounds good. Sounds good.
Aragorn: Where am I expected to meet them at?
DM: Well, as per regular employee,
DM: you are expected to be here throughout the week,
DM: at least four hours a day.
DM: When you show up, we will be directed.
DM: You’ll meet them here.
Aragorn: I don’t know.
Aerendyl: Andrew, why did you join your military?
Aragorn: Why does.
DM: So John хоть.
Aragorn: But you know I did it.
Aragorn: I did it.
DM: Any.
Aragorn: I did it.
DM: Yes, your time arrival will usually not matter as long as you are here for at least four hours.
Aragorn: I did it.
DM: If it does, if there is anything planned, of course, we’ll be given the time.
DM: Generally, just show up for four hours.
DM: If you think we’ll work out to go, we are told from your supervisors.
DM: Everything is very, very simple here.
Aragorn: I did it.
DM: We prefer raw numbers more than anything else.
Caitlin: This entire place could just fucking crumble.
DM: Of course, we’ll prefer people with skill.
Aragorn: Gotcha.
Aragorn: Yes.
Caitlin: That’s a breach light.
Shain: Nice 180 hand cannon.
Aragorn: What’s um.
DM: Hey, I just for a record, that was just a joke.
Aragorn: How long how long.
Aragorn: How long are the foot soldiers required to stay on duty?
DM: The foot soldiers, are you referring to the enlisted?
Aragorn: To my platoon.
Aragorn: Okay.
DM: Oh, yes.
DM: Enlisted officers are expected to be at position, or at least on call,
DM: for at least six hours a day.
DM: Generally, the lower ranks are expected to be closer to eights to ten hours a day.
Aragorn: Okay.
Aragorn: And am I working with anyone in terms of leadership like me and another leader for this one platoon or just me for this one platoon?
DM: It would be just directly you, you would run the platoon.
DM: Of course, you will have direct senior officer,
Aragorn: Right.
DM: which you will probably meet around the same time.
DM: And of course, he has the senior officer and so on and so forth.
DM: Not some of the normal circumstances, but of course, as long as your captain signs off, everything is on the other side.
Aragorn: Oh good question. Am I allowed to take them off site for any training?
Aragorn: Not off off site but slightly.
Aragorn: Sounds good.
DM: Just make sure you get everything in writing and submit your paperwork at the end of the week.
Aragorn: And do I get any issued stuff to prove the time of this position?
DM: Of course, tomorrow when you come in, just talk to your captain, he will probably come up and introduce himself.
Aragorn: Sweet.
DM: He will have everything that you need at that time.
Aragorn: All right. I believe that does it for me unless you add more things to ponder.
DM: No, I do believe that is it.
Aragorn: Sounds good. I will take my leave.
DM: Actually, I look forward to meeting you as a proper officer in the near future.
Aragorn: Yep.
Aragorn: I do as well.
DM: Good day.
DM: I’m sorry, my brain is getting very tired and I’m struggling to keep up.
Aragorn: Good day.
DM: I’m good. I’m good.
DM: Ish, not really, but.
DM: Yeah, I have one of those.
DM: I’m sure it will.
DM: Oh.
DM: Yeah, so everybody’s going back to the end and going to sleep, right?
DM: Everybody.
DM: I am so sorry, but we’re going to have to end session here.
Aragorn: That’s fine.
DM: I wish I could keep going, but.
Shain: Hey, that’s so sweet.
Aragorn: Hey.
Aragorn: Hey mate.