2025-04-02 Transcript

Shain: I can’t figure out anything.
Aerendyl: We also left.
DM: Purposes you touching the stupend
Aragorn: I’m sorry.
Caitlin: Or
DM: Doe that can he drink was the only real thing of substance that happened for the most part
DM: I
DM: Mean you got the dagger you guys collected a little bit of money from your fight
DM: Well hang on the shame think it did some research, but most of it came out not very much
Caitlin: I burned a shit under
DM: You did come up with a really neat idea for the
Shain: I forgot about it.
DM: To for something to make and then you guys
Aerendyl: Yeah.
Caitlin: We’re trying to purge blocks of course. I tried to purge it.
DM: Let’s see
DM: Yes, you did try to do that and then Aaron tell
DM: Swift to his contact at the fingers this count and arranged for a horse and cart
DM: And you also told for the told him to for the people injured the car to prepare for your arrival
Caitlin: I tried to purge it.
Aerendyl: We’re standing ready for my arrival.
DM: Yes, sir
Aerendyl: Hey, Bob, you’re.
Aerendyl: We’re currently doing travel, right?
Shain: Better bath and beyond.
DM: We are about to yes
Caitlin: How long did we see the triple?
Aerendyl: If when when we’re traveling, if we’re like going to be like glazing past some days, just remember that I want to keep.
Aerendyl: Trying to make the the blueprint for that thing better.
DM: Of course of course of course
Aerendyl: Like 10 times better, like better, like.
Aerendyl: Like blue and black suit invincible compared to white and or golden blue suit.
DM: We you guys are traveling from
Caitlin: How long did we see the triple was going to take?
DM: Intellectia down to Judah car, which is about
Aerendyl: Skibby.
Caitlin: Was it like a week? Was it like a prime day?
Caitlin: What was it?
DM: 228 miles which
Caitlin: In a totality.
DM: Hang on jaze it will be about five days of travel on horse
DM: Five days of travel on a horse
Caitlin: Doesn’t answer my question.
Aerendyl: Okay.
DM: I
DM: Have a
DM: day of travel on a horse
Aerendyl: Okay.
Caitlin: I missed what she said.
Caitlin: I’m along.
Caitlin: Okay.
DM: Have a
Aerendyl: You just want to touch his thing.
DM: um
Caitlin: I said we take two days of rest here before we go on the cart.
Caitlin: We do nothing. Just two days of rest.
Shain: Wow.
Caitlin: No, because if I take two days of rest now, then in the five days it takes us to travel.
DM: Oh
Shain: Awesome.
Caitlin: I won’t be dying of terminal cancer anymore.
Aerendyl: What you’re dying of terminal cancer, which means this would be classified as metagaming.
Caitlin: I don’t think it would be classified as meta gaming, bro.
DM: Don’t understand why you’re doing this
Aerendyl: He doesn’t so well.
Caitlin: We can see you.
Aragorn: T länger.
Shain: What is
Aragorn: What is he telling me?
Aragorn: He is telling.
Aragorn: He is telling.
Aragorn: He is telling.
Aragorn: He’s coming.
Aragorn: He’s shooting.
Aragorn: I am vintage steel the woosey finger hole
Caitlin: the nether.
Aragorn: The never this is a vintage steel
DM: I’m sorry I
Aragorn: Shake it Jackie
Caitlin: And ever.
Aerendyl: Butter butter for context for context. That’s the video they’re quoting.
Aragorn: Endermit
DM: Did not
DM: I mean
Aragorn: Wait, wait wait wait, I got some
Caitlin: No, no.
Aragorn: Hold on, let me see if I can find it
Caitlin: We’re not doing this.
Caitlin: If this is the fucking guy.
Caitlin: What?
DM: The other
Aerendyl: I was not doing if I was doing that, my hand would be all the way up there.
Caitlin: I don’t see.
Aragorn: You guys
Caitlin: I was when I.
Caitlin: No, no, we’re not doing this.
Aragorn: Peep peep peep the stream
Caitlin: And if this is the fucking guy.
Shain: I’m not listening to that.
Caitlin: What’s.
Caitlin: What?
Aerendyl: What?
Aerendyl: Wait, is the OST out?
Aragorn: You
DM: Is
Caitlin: Why do you guys do the least one?
DM: A musical
Caitlin: We don’t, we don’t company that.
Aragorn: Anyways
Caitlin: You just hurt the end of the now.
Aerendyl: I did it first.
Aragorn: Yeah.
Caitlin: Thank you.
DM: Okay, we ready?
DM: Alrighty so
Aragorn: It’s just you.
DM: You all get on is a wonderful car and you begin your relatively short journey to the car can I please get somebody to roll the D100?
Caitlin: I got you.
Caitlin: No, I got you.
Caitlin: I still haven’t put up.
DM: But what what what what what dragon he his hands is up
Aerendyl: Natural 20.
Caitlin: I don’t think that’s how it works with a D 100 dude.
Aerendyl: 16.
DM: So
Aerendyl: 61.
DM: 60
Caitlin: I forgot the way it caught up.
DM: 60
DM: One
Aerendyl: I’m sure clean your damn room.
Caitlin: Oh, you can’t.
DM: Okay
Caitlin: Oh, you can’t.
Caitlin: I forgot the way it thought.
DM: Okay, don’t give all righty
DM: As you guys begin your travels it is yeah
DM: Okay, as you begin your travels
Aerendyl: I painted you.
Shain: He’s a master.
DM: You
DM: You
DM: You notice that there is quite a lot of traffic
Caitlin: Jesus fucking Christ continue better.
DM: There are many
DM: You notice that there is a lot of foot traffic coming between Judah car and Intellectia
DM: There are many people coming and going far more than what would probably be normal given your previous adventures
DM: You basically see somebody about every 10 minutes
DM: Going the other way
DM: There are also people a bit behind you and you can definitely tell there’s people in front of you by some you know distances
DM: If you guys don’t stop
DM: We will in session
DM: I can’t make watching you guys go
DM: Okay
DM: It seems to be kind of people from all over
DM: Like merchants some are you know up here to be some form of nobility
DM: Some just seem to be regular Joe’s commoners
DM: There’s a definitely a mixed bag of you know who’s traveling where
DM: No, no like I said the direction that the travel is going kind of both ways you guys can definitely tell there’s people in front of you as well as you know coming towards you
Aerendyl: All right.
DM: There’s just a whole lot of traffic
Shain: Gotcha.
DM: But along your journey approximately about five hours and
DM: About
Aerendyl: four hours in.
Aerendyl: Run past it.
DM: About four to five hours and
Caitlin: Jesus fucking Architect, Girls™
DM: You guys
Aerendyl: Is there people?
Caitlin: His Hope Drive
DM: And notice that up ahead is a cart that kind of has broken down the wheel has kind of snapped off
Caitlin: is All thanks for watching, don’t forget to like and subscribe to our Channel.
Aerendyl: Run past it.
DM: It’s not necessarily a nice quality cart it’s a
Shain: I’m hearing.
Caitlin: Yeah, he’s gone.
DM: It’s maybe like a small merchant or you know a starter merchant type of cart
Aerendyl: Is there people?
Caitlin: Tell her to roll up. Tell her to roll higher and just keep going.
Aerendyl: Can you do that forever?
DM: There is a woman that is currently trying to fix the cart unsuccessfully and
Aerendyl: People, women.
DM: Her horse is still attached to the cart in the front
Aragorn: Nah.
Aragorn: We’re stopping.
Caitlin: Oh, no, we’re not.
Aragorn: I’m gonna ransack the woman.
DM: Oh
Caitlin: Is she stuck?
Aerendyl: We can stop.
Aragorn: Is she having a struggle struggle?
DM: If she is
Aerendyl: Is she stuck?
DM: Back on so yes
Aragorn: What’s I got this?
Caitlin: Wait, wait, wait, wait.
Aragorn: I got this.
Aragorn: Let me do this.
Caitlin: Enjoy your ransacking the the cart and like the shit or are you
Aerendyl: Her
Aragorn: Yes, we’ll find out.
Aerendyl: Juna car needs a queen
Aragorn: She’s here to car.
DM: As you
Aragorn: That’s lead.
DM: As you kind of pull up and stop the cart she turns on us is you and notice that you guys stop and says oh thank you guys for stopping
Aerendyl: She is stuck
DM: Three people have already passed me
DM: If I could just get one of you to hold the cart up I would be so grateful
Aragorn: Yeah.
DM: You
Caitlin: going to have to get saved to.
DM: You
Aragorn: I’m gonna hold the car.
DM: You
Aerendyl: Roll up the sleeves
Caitlin: Everyone Had to better work like this.
Aerendyl: I’m sorry
Aerendyl: Straight kicks
Aerendyl: Silvery barbs
Caitlin: I don’t care for my football player right.
DM: Strength of raw strength check okay
Aragorn: Oh, jeez.
Caitlin: That’s two minutes ago.
DM: Just a
DM: Modifiers no
DM: 14
Shain: Plus here.
Aragorn: Wrong.
DM: All right
Aerendyl: Um
Aragorn: No modifiers.
DM: Well, yeah, yeah
Aerendyl: Wait wait wait wait
Aragorn: I rolled a 14.
DM: It would be it would be your strength modify so I’m sorry
Caitlin: This is this friend’s tactic is.
Aragorn: Okay.
Aragorn: So 17 I think.
Aerendyl: Butter did we
DM: Your strength is plus four oh sorry, yeah plus four for your check
Aragorn: No. Wait. Wait.
Aragorn: Wait.
Aragorn: 18.
Aragorn: Yeah.
Aerendyl: Butter I know I don’t need to do it anymore since he rolled an 18
DM: Yes
Aerendyl: Did I ain’t long-wrestled all
Caitlin: And then it’s included.
DM: Between the end of the session and here if
Aerendyl: It was four hours
Aerendyl: Remember long-wrestled four hours for me
DM: If you wanted to you can I guess you would have had to I mean you would have been kind of clocked out the whole thing would your character normally do that?
Caitlin: Yes or no
Caitlin: advantage.
Caitlin: you
DM: Go for a long rest and we did the time of day this it would be
Aerendyl: Well I ran
DM: It would be midday
Aerendyl: I used all my luckies
Aerendyl: Flashes if we’re just traveling I’d probably be in the back of the car just resting
DM: Okay
DM: Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, you could totally you can totally do that the question was more long as of would your character do it because this is literally midday
Aerendyl: And you said four or five hours so I could rest for the four that’s a full-long rest
Caitlin: I’m going to keep me from just a rope.
Aerendyl: Well if I was traveling alone then no but I have shame here
DM: Okay
Aragorn: Hey, butter.
Caitlin: I’m going to get a knife.
Aragorn: Do I do I do I do I spotted a little ring on the finger.
Caitlin: Oh my god.
Aerendyl: I’m so glad we have the DM bot for this
DM: I
Caitlin: I’m just going to just get under of my sword.
Aerendyl: I ain’t so hard
Caitlin: Let me just dump a smite on that ship too.
DM: Slightly rewind I’ll get to your question
DM: You are able to lift her cart however, it does it is definitely a full card. It is quite heavy
Aragorn: Oh.
Aragorn: Why does she try to let’s take that?
DM: But you’re able to lift it because you’re a knight all right you can you’re in your mr. Strongman and
DM: As she kind of grabs the wheeling puts it in place you clearly can see your fingers. No, she does not have a ring
Aerendyl: You
DM: She is very thankful to your assistance
Shain: What do I owe you?
DM: She says
DM: No
DM: She says
DM: Thank you so much. I I wish I could you know pay you for your assistance, but unfortunately don’t have very much money on me
DM: I do have some goods. I was going to sell at the bizarre could you
Caitlin: Are you for sale baby girl and then just throw them away?
Aerendyl: Is that puddles?
Aragorn: Wait.
DM: Just some some spices as she kind of feels back the tarp you it is the entire cart is full of glass bottles of
DM: varying spices and
Aerendyl: Moon shine
DM: Different
Shain: Have a look.
Aerendyl: You
Caitlin: It’s bearing weapons.
Aragorn: Well, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
Caitlin: It’s bearing weapons. She’s a gun runner.
Aragorn: Well, I’m a very spicy man myself.
Aragorn: I may have to buy a couple.
Caitlin: Oh my god.
Aragorn: I’m a lot.
Aerendyl: Is there any paprika over there?
Caitlin: I’m going to get a knife.
DM: Sometimes it’s very difficult to figure out the correct response here so
Aragorn: I’m a very spicy man myself.
Aerendyl: Hoba Hoba
DM: She says she has bases and your response is what?
Aragorn: I’m a very spicy man.
Caitlin: Stop. Stop.
Aerendyl: They call me old babe back in my day
Aragorn: They call me they call me old all spies.
DM: LINKE
Aerendyl: I’m sorry
Aragorn: I may be 50 baby, but I got some spice of me.
Caitlin: Are you 50?
Aerendyl: He’s he’s a record 50
DM: K
DM: I thought you were copped up.
Aerendyl: I have imagined him this whole time as a spray young man
Aragorn: He’s like that near 50 dude.
Aerendyl: That changes everything with him in prostitutes
Aragorn: It’s like 47.
Aerendyl: Wait butter did you know this is all time?
DM: Wait a minute.
DM: Hey, I think I did.
Aerendyl: Even butter didn’t know
DM: I just don’t read.
Shain: I thought it was at least 30.
Aerendyl: I thought he was like 25
DM: I think he was like pushing like maybe late 30s.
Aragorn: What the ice sorority was person 50.
DM: Let’s see.
DM: Hang on.
DM: Oh my gosh.
DM: No, he was born.
DM: It’s thinking 757.
DM: So yeah.
Aragorn: What’s the yeah.
Aerendyl: He’s what 43?
DM: I put 43.
DM: He was told.
Aerendyl: Oh my gosh
Caitlin: Jesus Christ, your ancient she probably thinks you’re her dad.
DM: Yeah.
Aerendyl: Hey maybe 43 but I can still get it up
Aragorn: I’m a silver fox.
DM: Okay.
DM: Okay.
Aragorn: I could still get it.
Aerendyl: Chicken jerky
DM: Hello.
Aragorn: I was just waiting to get a little load of bug.
Aerendyl: I’m sorry
DM: I’m.
Aragorn: I can’t get a一定.
DM: I can’t genuinely cannot think of a response to your statement.
Aerendyl: I’m sorry I’m spicy baby
DM: So either.
DM: And she ignores your.
Caitlin: Good girl.
DM: Your.
DM: Your wonderful quip of.
Aragorn: That’s okay.
DM: Of smartness.
DM: And instead just picks up a nice big jar of pepper.
DM: And says I know it’s not much, but maybe this would.
Aragorn: Mm-hmm.
DM: Be.
DM: To your liking.
Aragorn: Thank you.
Aragorn: I really enjoy cooking.
Aragorn: This will be useful.
Aragorn: And I’m gonna take it.
DM: You were.
Aragorn: By spicy man, I met I’m a chef.
Aragorn: I was a sous chef on a boat for two months.
Aragorn: Thank you.
DM: You were.
DM: I’m.
Aragorn: I was a sous chef.
Aragorn: A few.
Aerendyl: He’s lying
DM: Why did you suddenly go from.
Aragorn: If you thought I was flirting with you, I’m very sorry.
DM: I’m spicy to thank you.
DM: I appreciate the patronage.
Aragorn: I’m icon-dolences.
Aragorn: There’s not what I meant.
Aragorn: I have a husband at home.
DM: Oh.
DM: And I didn’t realize.
DM: I’m.
Aragorn: He’s right.
Aragorn: I have two husbands at home.
DM: Well, if I.
DM: If I may ask.
Aragorn: They’re both in the cards.
DM: To.
DM: Oh.
Aragorn: The white-haired one and the one with the metal arm.
DM: That helped.
Aragorn: Would you like to be there?
Caitlin: Whoa.
Aragorn: They’re very nice.
DM: Wonderful.
DM: Okay.
DM: Wonderful.
Caitlin: I’m going to get a knife.
DM: No.
DM: No.
DM: I can see them from here.
Aerendyl: I’m just gonna pick out the carrots and be like
DM: Just.
DM: No.
Aragorn: No, no, no, no, no, no, no.
Aragorn: He’s like, he’s like fucking like this, like fucking venom.
DM: No.
Aragorn: He’s like standing there.
Aragorn: Like utter darkness and a fucking chef hat.
DM: No.
DM: No.
DM: You’re.
DM: You’re putting way too much.
DM: Just.
DM: He’s like.
DM: He’s barely able to comprehend what position he’s in.
DM: He’s not able to do that.
DM: You just look over and you see some special needs like.
Aerendyl: No no no no
DM: You.
Aragorn: Wait till they get a load of bug.
Aerendyl: But I got my dog
Aragorn: You have a lovely day, man.
DM: Again, I have a.
DM: First of all she just kind of moves the car.
Aerendyl: I’m gonna cast message in her head and just say run
DM: You’ve been moves the car and it starts.
Aragorn: Oh, yeah, man.
DM: Congratulations.
Aerendyl: I’m sorry
Caitlin: Awesome.
DM: You guys have.
DM: Permanently terrorized to this poor woman.
Aragorn: I’ve ransacked a woman.
Aerendyl: Little do you know she’s part of the story and she’s gonna go kill the next queen
DM: I mean, she was a named character with this character she so who knows?
Aragorn: Little did she know I am royalty.
Aragorn: I just fucking paraded this woman.
DM: Yes, as you continue on your journey, the first day kind of comes to an end as you guys set up camp using the supplies that was provided to you.
Aragorn: I kind of gave it as a side quest.
DM: I’m sorry.
Aragorn: I’m worth.
DM: Oh, Liam was not in high. Okay, so you just said it so quickly. My brain could not, could not, could not come.
Aragorn: Oh.
Aerendyl: And you stopped touching yourself
DM: You guys left at the level 30 in the morning.
DM: You guys were probably making camp shortly after the sun goes down so worth looking up like maybe sevenish.
Aerendyl: I’ll take a watch
Aragorn: You
Aerendyl: You’re always gonna be sleeping
DM: Oh, you guys will probably had off the moment that the sun comes up so something like sixish every take.
Aerendyl: You
Aragorn: You
Caitlin: That gives me two long rest total.
DM: Yeah.
Aerendyl: If you’re in the tiny hut I’m probably sitting like up top of a tree somewhere taking watch
Aragorn: You
Aerendyl: Nothing crazy is going on crazy I was crazy what
Aragorn: Hey, butter.
Aragorn: What’s ever spices as being a sous chef of a boat for two months? I should know.
DM: It’s black pepper.
Caitlin: It’s poison.
Aerendyl: It’s just black pepper
Aerendyl: Snorted
Aragorn: Did you say black pepper?
DM: Yes.
Caitlin: Oh my god.
Aragorn: More like pocket pepper. I’m gonna grab a handful and put it in my pocket.
Aragorn: Hoo…
DM: Well, that one hurts so bad.
Caitlin: I need you to let me know when it is 11.30 am.
Shain: That’s going to be so big.
Aerendyl: Oh my god
Aerendyl: Dude that would hurt that would burn
Shain: I’m hearing.
Aragorn: I get panicked.
DM: Okay.
Aragorn: Ok I’m sorry.-
DM: Shane ever on is there something that you wanted to do.
Aerendyl: I’m just working on my blueprint so I’ll take a watch
Shain: If I step out of the tiny hut, I look up into the tree, assuming I know he’s there.
Aerendyl: Yes
Caitlin: I’m going to get a knife.
Aerendyl: Oh shame
Aerendyl: Sir
DM: In my past.
Aerendyl: Other miss wine
Aerendyl: What can I help you with shame
Shain: The last couple of days, when I’ve had the availability to do so, and don’t let anyone else know this, because it’s kind of important.
Aragorn: Your
Aerendyl: I’m sorry
Aragorn: hard
DM: Yeah.
Aragorn: the
Shain: My type of agent is rigged to blow up if I die.
Aragorn: will better not be visible.
Aragorn: be
Aerendyl: Just look at me
Aragorn: getting
Shain: I’m losing focus because of dance dance revolution for.
Shain: Sorry.
Shain: I’m hearing.
Aerendyl: Help help help big of a boom are we talking
DM: I did not say that.
Aragorn: Butter is this true?
Shain: One minute after my death.
Aerendyl: Oh
Caitlin: I do remember you saying that though actually.
DM: I said it’s a possible consequence to a course of action, but.
Aragorn: Nah, hey, me.
Aragorn: Hey, me, you should touch it again.
Aerendyl: So you’re saying
Aerendyl: You are walking
Aerendyl: Well you won’t be walking bomb
DM: I’m sorry.
Aerendyl: fingers
Aerendyl: Yeah
Aerendyl: to
Caitlin: Thank you.
Aerendyl: Your mind got up
Aerendyl: He controls your life. What do you mean?
Aerendyl: I’m pretty sure you control your life pal
Aerendyl: Everyone’s supposed to die at some point even I will die
Aerendyl: You
Aerendyl: Okay, no no see Shay what we do is we change our identity
Aerendyl: Okay, we dire here blue
Aerendyl: Put a put a headband on and do a little dance be a bar
Shain: My dad was a bar that didn’t work out for him.
Aerendyl: I never knew that
Aerendyl: Well, my dad was a boy hero
Caitlin: Did I know a flux’s dad was he like a legend?
Aerendyl: Kind
Aerendyl: You he was like he had like 15 followers and their version of sound cloud
Aerendyl: Then sorry
Aerendyl: So for some reason hypothetically mean you get an argument. I kill you. I’ve locked my enemies
Aragorn: I am Steve.
Aerendyl: Okay
Shain: That’s the possibility if you really wanted to.
Aerendyl: Okay, we could make it like a murder suicide
Aerendyl: Okay, okay, we I was joking about it was hypothetical
Aerendyl: It should stop taking pictures of me
Aragorn: at least have this figure.
Shain: Yeah.
Aerendyl: Yeah, that’s right actually wait no do it again. I got you second pose
Aragorn: I’ll take some more.
DM: Okay.
Aerendyl: Oh
Aerendyl: Okay, so you seem to be kind of in a depressed state shame
Shain: Oh yeah, no.
Aerendyl: You know shame
Aerendyl: Stop to me. Have you been having any dreams recently?
Aragorn: right.
Shain: I’m hearing.
Aerendyl: Okay, okay Shane
Aerendyl: Let’s try thinking happy thoughts, okay
Aerendyl: What’s what makes you happy when you wake up in the morning?
Aragorn: you
Shain: If you’re actually asking this question, I think Shane would just kind of stare for a second.
Aerendyl: Jane
Aerendyl: Don’t want to ask this question, but where is this person now?
Aerendyl: Head feeling
Aerendyl: Have you thought about
Shain: What do you think?
Aerendyl: Getting into some hobbies I can teach you the ways of my my craft
Shain: I was done, obviously.
Shain: I can’t distract myself from that.
Aerendyl: Have you tried
Aerendyl: See I’m not the best at this but wishful thinking
Aerendyl: I’m not talking about the spell
Aerendyl: Get your mind out of your grimoire
Aerendyl: It’s an expression
Aerendyl: geez
Aerendyl: Dums
Aerendyl: I’m not I don’t hey don’t peek
Aerendyl: Would you say would you say you sleep well at night?
Aerendyl: That’s
Aerendyl: Yes, I have there was this one I
Aerendyl: Forgot who at this point it was someone in our party. They’re either dead or just missing now
Aerendyl: What was you I
Shain: No.
Aerendyl: Don’t remember either it’s been a while
Aerendyl: What what about what about me and you were friends does that keep you alive in your mind? Oh
Shain: I’m hearing.
Aerendyl: That was that was too quick
Shain: Yes.
Aerendyl: That was a very quick response that is not good
Aerendyl: You’re supposed to think on it
Aerendyl: You
Aerendyl: See I think I have something I can describe your problem
Aerendyl: You are depressed
Aerendyl: And you also have a massive ego
Shain: Yeah, which is.
Aerendyl: But like a in a good way
Aerendyl: You’re like angled down
Shain: Thank you.
Aerendyl: You’re it’s like it’s like down left
Shain: Thank you.
Aerendyl: No, that’s butter
Aerendyl: That’s no one
Aerendyl: Down is me this way
Aerendyl: That’s name
Shain: Thank you.
Shain: Thank you.
Aerendyl: So yes
Shain: Oh.
Aerendyl: Why normally it would be the other way around
Shain: Thank you.
Aerendyl: Also I don’t know if this is normal for other wall marts
Shain: Thank you.
Aerendyl: But I feel like wall marts with Nintendo Switch games they have it for $10 cheaper than other places
Aerendyl: The Walmart that I go to the Walmart that I go to I’ve seen new releases
Shain: Thank you.
Aerendyl: No, no, I I because I went to go pick up the new
Aerendyl: Zelda game at Walmart it was 50
Shain: Thank you.
Aerendyl: Yeah, I don’t know it’s this is 4999 MSRP so I don’t know
Shain: Thank you.
Aerendyl: But no, that’s the thing how can Nintendo doesn’t mark down shit
Shain: Thank you.
Aerendyl: You started this
Aerendyl: Anyways, you seem to have some form of depression and you seem to also have
Shain: I don’t.
Aerendyl: suicide of thoughts
Aerendyl: What you’re preparing a bomb for your death
Aerendyl: That’s why you have eyes you’re gonna have faith
Shain: I’m going to have faith.
Aerendyl: Like I’ve seen a lot of shitty things. I’ve been through many life and death situations and I’m still here
Aerendyl: Although not a hundred percent of me
Aerendyl: Could be the same for you if you lose an armor or a leg. I got you pal. I’ll get you one
Shain: I might need to.
Aerendyl: Yes, get it if you need if you need if you need a new hand leg shit. I could even probably make you a
Aerendyl: Spine with enough time
Shain: Yeah, maybe.
Aerendyl: It would hurt
Aerendyl: As you see me put away the book you just see how there’s nothing written on
Shain: Make a better Shane ever on than there ever was.
Caitlin: Life is trained.
Shain: Yeah, he’s done this a lot.
Aerendyl: I’m very good at these things
Aerendyl: Well, we’ve kind of been in the middle of some some strange circumstances
Shain: Yeah, it’s been nice to talk to you.
Aerendyl: You
Shain: I’m going to have a good time.
Aerendyl: Should the fuck up
Aerendyl: I’m saying
Aerendyl: So
Aerendyl: You know, it’s we’ve been a part for
Aerendyl: Like what three months is that true? What we got for three months?
Shain: Three months.
Aerendyl: Oh, wow, that’s
Aerendyl: That’s well that was a lot so we were away for a decent amount of time and
Shain: Yes.
Aerendyl: You know you’re something you sort of changed
Aerendyl: Your way of thinking has seemed to dwindle down to you’re gonna die might as well nuke somebody and
Aerendyl: You’re having nightmares now or did you just always have those?
Aerendyl: I
Aerendyl: Know how it feels I mean
Aerendyl: I mean luckily well
Aerendyl: Unluckily I do not see my victims in my dreams
Shain: Yeah, he’s a lot of people.
Shain: It’s good thing.
Aerendyl: No, it’s not I want us I want to relive those memories
Aerendyl: She
Shain: Yeah, I’m going to have a good time.
Aerendyl: She’s saying
Aerendyl: There’s about four months back
Aerendyl: We were on some road in Lumen
Shain: Okay, well, I guess that’s about thing for you.
Aerendyl: We got ambushed by these dark elves
Aerendyl: That was a glorious day and I I don’t remember the details most I just I kind of forgot
Shain: Yeah.
Aerendyl: I wish I could relive those days the good old days
Aerendyl: You know speaking of Lumen
Shain: Yeah, well, I don’t know if it’s.
Aerendyl: After we’re done with Judah car do we dare go back
Shain: At this point, I have a feeling that will be left aluminum is completely different than my real.
Aerendyl: Well the main reason all those two reasons there’s a reason for you to go back to Lumen
Aerendyl: Um
Shain: Yeah, I was also supposed to be there, but I don’t think I ever took a look.
Aerendyl: Those those like ruins that we were in previously I
Aerendyl: Forget where I think it was called like n-tho-nots or something
Aerendyl: Those ruins
Aerendyl: Inside of there it was the architecture was very similar now I pay attention to architecture
Shain: Really?
Aerendyl: It’s very similar
Aerendyl: To the death cave we were just in
Shain: I’m sitting there for a while.
Aerendyl: It almost looked like it was identical, but you know more ruiny it could be a clue
Shain: I’ve also tried to told me to go to serenade like three months ago.
Aerendyl: Is it too late damn
Shain: So, yeah, if I saw myself fly by a black ball of entity formlessness, so I’m pretty sure if I go there, I’m dead.
Aerendyl: Like the black balls that we fought in the death cave
Shain: I don’t know what I don’t think so, right?
Shain: There is different.
Shain: Yeah, so 14,103.
Aerendyl: How many deaths have you seen
Aerendyl: And how many of those did you survive in
Shain: I hold up one finger.
Aerendyl: Only one
Shain: No, I have zero zero.
Aerendyl: So what you’re saying is
Aerendyl: You’ve died a lot
Shain: I will or I don’t know that’s the thing, but me being here is a problem because time strands are starting to appear.
Aerendyl: How do you know it’s not past tense what if you’re not seeing your past reincarnations?
Aerendyl: See
Shain: Oh, no.
Aerendyl: Out of character the DM is smirking at the comment I just made
Aerendyl: He went dude dude butter did this
Aerendyl: At the words I just said he goes
Aragorn: Reincarnated as a slime possibly.
Aragorn: She’s in three.
Shain: Oh, no.
Aerendyl: These in three
Shain: Well, listen, we have to go to jutecar because he needs this kingdom.
Aerendyl: We do yes
Shain: Afterwards, I’ll figure it out, but most likely, I don’t know how much longer I have.
Aerendyl: Well if I mean preferably
Shain: Yeah, yeah.
Aerendyl: You
Shain: Got you.
Aerendyl: To be on the shame in
Shain: Then, isn’t she coming back though?
Aerendyl: You know I kind of hope we go back to the moon for three reasons
Aerendyl: My soon-to-be wife is going that
Shain: You recall I called her back because it’s dangerous.
Aerendyl: Did you actually call her back
Shain: Yeah.
Aerendyl: Oh, that’s good
Shain: Remember I touched her forehead and went, I should never send the message back.
Aerendyl: Did she ever like scream hearing your voice or something?
Shain: I should know she did.
Aerendyl: Oh, she did oh
Aerendyl: Okay, if that’s the case then we don’t know longer I need to go back to fucking Lumen
Shain: Yeah.
Aerendyl: This is actually I take every fucking thing I just said back
Aerendyl: Is he shame I need to go I need to go back to the underground
Shain: Yeah.
Aerendyl: Yes, I need to go back
Shain: Yeah.
Shain: I’m going to stop by and see an Areas if she wants to go back and liberate her people.
Aerendyl: You see you see she ain’t I
Shain: Right.
Aerendyl: F cracked the code on the stones
Shain: We’ll see.
Aragorn: Say Drake.
Aerendyl: Yes, I
Shain: I’m tap potential.
Aerendyl: Could make I could make everything I’ve ever wanted my bombs my machines hell I could probably make a better arm and a leg
Shain: You think you can power something with it like forever.
Aerendyl: Well
Aerendyl: If from what I’ve seen theoretically if you just keep charging it yes
Shain: Yeah.
Aerendyl: These stones I
Aerendyl: I’ve seen them in person they are beautiful they’re beautiful shame
Shain: Really?
Aerendyl: Just imagine no no I have a shitty stone I need the real stones the real ones
Shain: That really wants.
Aerendyl: Well
Aerendyl: Shit shame maybe I don’t know anything
Shain: Yeah.
Aerendyl: Maybe I don’t know anything shame
Aerendyl: I
Shain: Well, my friend, it’s been an interesting spot.
Shain: We’re back and the kingdom of jutecar will hopefully have a cake back.
Aerendyl: Hope so too because I don’t like a one a year air going yo hey air and now let’s go throw squirrels at prostitutes
Aerendyl: Oh
Shain: Okay, I’m not going to ask as I turn my back and start walking to.
Aerendyl: You weren’t there that day that’s right you’re in your cave doing cavemen things oh
Shain: For three days, anyways, I could have slept because I’m tired.
Aerendyl: Go ahead I’ll keep watch I will throw a rocket your tent if something happens
Shain: Batman.
Shain: It will deflect off and probably hit you, but yeah.
Aerendyl: And then you’ll hear
Shain: Yeah.
Aerendyl: Yes, Poppy
Aerendyl: Ha
DM: So all is great.
Aerendyl: Liberate
Shain: Whatever Andrew is doing.
Aragorn: I’m trying to reclaim my kingdom.
Shain: We’re helping him reclaim that kingdom.
DM: Yeah.
Aerendyl: And I what I go see I want to
Shain: Yeah.
DM: Is there a particular, okay.
Aerendyl: I have a great idea I
Aerendyl: Was gonna go straight towards the base of operations for my fingers gang
Shain: Yeah.
Aerendyl: And they have a lot of information we can get a lot of information about the kingdom of Judah guy I’m walking in
Aragorn: I don’t know what state it is in.
Shain: Yeah.
Shain: Yeah.
Aerendyl: Are you doing like a short rest?
DM: Every time you know what?
Aerendyl: I
Shain: One D6 roll.
Aerendyl: Don’t see that I see long rest and it just says new day
Shain: Yeah.
Aerendyl: It’s clobbering time
Shain: Okay, I thought it was have to do the headband and it’s like, uh oh.
Aerendyl: No pros
Aerendyl: Me
Caitlin: Sorry.
Shain: Here’s the thing.
Aerendyl: So you’re going back Shane I
Shain: I’m going back in.
Shain: I’m taking a nap.
Aerendyl: I’m gonna keep doodling for this design bug dear
Aerendyl: We’re all taking a watch
DM: All right.
Aerendyl: Well my intentions is plus eight seven
Aerendyl: Um
Shain: Hey, you’re intelligence modifier is plus eight.
Caitlin: Sorry.
Aerendyl: Yeah
Aerendyl: I think sorry no
Caitlin: That’s not possible.
Aerendyl: Sorry, sorry, where
Aerendyl: No, it’s plus eight
Shain: What?
Shain: Unless you have a magic item.
Aerendyl: No, no, it’s the you said a role in intelligence saving throw
Shain: I’m going to take a nap.
Aerendyl: saving those plus eight
DM: No, I said until the check.
DM: Not saving though.
Aerendyl: Oh, that’s if that’s that not should be that right plus five right
Aerendyl: Um
DM: Yeah.
Aerendyl: Intelligence I
Aragorn: You what?
Aerendyl: Don’t see an intelligence check butter oh
DM: You just click where it says intelligence at the top just the actual text.
Aragorn: I’m not alone.
Aerendyl: I always just do that okay, yeah, that’s it’s a 27
Aerendyl: Oh
Aerendyl: Poggy waddles
Aerendyl: Yeah
Aerendyl: Pogger Pogger Walker
Aerendyl: Okay
Aerendyl: I’m done
DM: If we’re all done with stuff, then we would all kind of pack up camp, get everything going, load everything in the car, get moving at the break of dawn.
Aerendyl: calories fanny
DM: You can certainly try.
Aerendyl: Oh, by the way, I have a nickname.
Shain: Watch my nap.
Shain: I could ceremony wish marriage us on.
Aerendyl: Hey, Nate.
Aerendyl: Nate, guess what?
Shain: Let’s go.
Aerendyl: I’ve gilded my uncle title.
Aerendyl: Uncle times two, baby.
Shain: You had another kid.
Aerendyl: What?
Aerendyl: I know. No, me, no.
Shain: Let you know.
Shain: Let’s invite yourself.
DM: Okay.
Aerendyl: I’m not.
Aerendyl: Hey, butter.
Aerendyl: Hey, butter. Did you just roll against him?
Aerendyl: I was gonna say, if you guys were rolling against each other, I was gonna ask if God was at least within 30 feet of range for me so I could give him a plus five.
Shain: Let’s invite ourselves.
Aerendyl: It was a joke, you dumbass.
Aerendyl: Waffle good. What’s your race?
Aerendyl: God, that’s my rollies.
Aerendyl: How can you be lawful good and racist?
Aragorn: By definition, I mean, if slavery exists, I don’t know.
DM: All right.
Aerendyl: He hates the race of flexi.
Aragorn: I don’t know.
DM: I mean, if racism is legal, then please.
DM: I keep trying to get you guys to not.
Aragorn: They’re not raised. They’re a business needing.
Aerendyl: Oh, he’s a gentleman. Oh, he got him.
Aragorn: They’re not a business needing.
Aerendyl: It’s like art school.
Aerendyl: I don’t hate flexi.
Shain: Are you free?
Aerendyl: I don’t hate it.
Shain: I’m here.
Aerendyl: Can we play D&D now?
Shain: I’m here.
DM: I’m sorry.
Shain: I’m here.
Caitlin: I said if he learned it.
Aerendyl: Okay, cut this whole part of the conversation out.
Shain: I’m here.
Aerendyl: Wait, wait, wait. I’m sorry to cut you off here.
Aerendyl: You said that if you talk about that stuff, the thing just denies it, right?
Aerendyl: What about me? What about me when I’m talking about dark elves and how they’re filthy compared to me?
DM: Usually.
Aerendyl: Really?
Shain: I’m here.
Shain: I’m here.
Aerendyl: What about me? It’s calling humans inferior.
Caitlin: I don’t hate Asians.
Shain: I’m here.
Aerendyl: Oh, well then I hate Asian.
Aerendyl: There are species of human.
Shain: I’m here.
DM: Back to D&D.
Shain: I’m giving him a plus.
Aerendyl: I hate my butter.
Aerendyl: My friends are for me, right?
DM: You want another idea?
Aerendyl: Can I roll on the table?
Aerendyl: I’m going to roll on the table.
DM: I see it’s in natural money.
Aerendyl: Hey, butter.
DM: Yes.
Aerendyl: Can I say a butter?
Aerendyl: You’re not sure what happens.
Aerendyl: Hey, butter.
Aerendyl: I roll a 31.
Aerendyl: I’m going to roll on the table.
DM: That’s something.
DM: I was.
DM: Let me think about that.
Aerendyl: I will touch you in many ways.
Aerendyl: I will fall into your balls.
DM: Okay.
Aerendyl: 31.
Aerendyl: 31.
Aerendyl: Is it kind of bad?
DM: That’s different.
Aerendyl: Is it too late now?
Aerendyl: I guess you’re right.
Aerendyl: What is it?
Shain: Why are you coming up to see me?
Aerendyl: What is it?
Aerendyl: I’m just going to focus on that for the next three months.
Aerendyl: I need the goggles.
Aerendyl: I’m done.
DM: Okay.
Aerendyl: I’m done.
Aragorn: Are you growing hair in your special place?
Aerendyl: You feel a tingle in your hoo-ha.
Aerendyl: You’re wrong.
Aragorn: You’re in despair.
Aerendyl: You’re wrong.
Aerendyl: You’re wrong.
Aerendyl: You’re wrong.
Aerendyl: Anyone that stood out?
Aerendyl: Right now, I’m going to roll on the table.
Aerendyl: They are all merchants.
Aerendyl: I’m going to roll on the table.
DM: Have you ever heard of a decoy?
DM: Merchants generally hire adventurers or people of high skill to escort them over long distances.
DM: Okay.
DM: Not all these songs that I know.
Aragorn: Ish.
Aerendyl: Who’s in Paris, butter?
Aragorn: Hey, butter.
DM: Just the neighbors and Paris.
Aerendyl: Where the squabbles?
Shain: You mean the squabbles and pairs?
DM: I understood that reference.
DM: Oh, you asked for something last session.
Aerendyl: I’m going to go up there and wave them down.
DM: Okay.
DM: Okay.
DM: Keep in mind this is it’s dark out.
DM: Are you like you have a lantern?
DM: Is that actually your game plan?
DM: Are you doing that or do you just want to like open up like the little opening to and there’s just like the little tiny flame coming out of your knee?
DM: And you think they’re going to stop.
DM: Okay.
DM: Well, you do see somebody that’s heading your way.
DM: Is that what you want to do?
DM: That’s very logical.
Aerendyl: I just didn’t think about it until now.
DM: As you kind of stand or you’re standing in the middle of the road, you stand on the side of the road trying to fly down.
DM: Okay.
DM: As the cart kind of gets close, it doesn’t really slow down.
DM: You kind of like look at them and because you have dark vision, which I remember by the way, you don’t have to tell me.
DM: You notice that they see you.
Aerendyl: I have 60 feet of dark vision.
DM: I know.
DM: You notice that they notice you.
DM: But they do not they do not look like they’re going to stop.
Aerendyl: I get in front of the road.
DM: Like I said, they are still going.
Shain: Bang.
Aerendyl: I get back to the side of the road.
DM: They do not look like they’re going to stop unless they absolutely have to.
Aerendyl: I’m going to roll on the table.
DM: Guys.
DM: All right.
DM: As the cart just kind of reases past you.
DM: Judging by previous stuff, you would have about 10 minutes before another cart passes by.
DM: And no one is not raining.
DM: It actually has range before.
DM: And also range whatever dragon.
Aerendyl: Wait.
DM: Los Angeles solo campaign and it rained plenty of time when you guys are at sea.
DM: Highly depends on what you’re right, Conning.
Aerendyl: Before they drive past me, can I cast message on the person driving the car?
DM: No, you may not.
Aerendyl: I swear I’m not lethal.
DM: I’m going to be entirely honest with you, dragon.
Aerendyl: I don’t care if it doesn’t work.
DM: Unless you force them to stop, they are not going to stop.
DM: They’re traveling at night and the dark.
DM: They’re taking extreme risks.
DM: There must be a reason.
Aerendyl: I had a feeling I’d give it a shot.
DM: If you can do my guys, they’re spider.
Aerendyl: I’m going to roll on the table.
Shain: I can hear it.
DM: I can hear it.
DM: We can literally hear it.
DM: It’s like.
DM: I’m sure you can hear it.
Aerendyl: I don’t think it’s an infestation of a beetle type shit.
DM: Okay, that’s fair.
DM: Okay.
DM: Well, as you kind of hang back, like I said, the.
DM: The general like distance between all the carts, about 10 minutes, give or take.
DM: However, because most people will stop at night.
DM: There it seems to be almost an hour before another cart is speeding along.
DM: Unfortunately, they just breeze past.
Aerendyl: I’ll try to do the same thing.
DM: They are not stopping.
Aerendyl: I get it.
DM: You’d see the funny parts of me is that you have to point at who you’re doing it.
DM: So essentially, you’re just over there like.
Aerendyl: It’s fun.
DM: I’m stuck.
DM: All right.
Aerendyl: Yeah.
DM: Well, you kind of wait for another cart to show up, but there doesn’t.
DM: My cart doesn’t show up.
DM: They’re out the night.
DM: You guys get up and get moving and that we’re now back to our third day of travel.
DM: As you guys continue, once again, nothing absurd happens.
DM: You guys see plenty of people on the roads, merchants, commoners, people of all different wealth and statuses.
DM: All, you know, making their way to and from.
Aerendyl: Yeah.
DM: Judith, a car to intellect.
DM: On your third night.
DM: Nothing.
DM: Finally, it feels as though the effects have kind of almost subsided.
DM: You definitely feel more like yourself.
DM: You’re able to function.
DM: You’re.
DM: You definitely still can’t fight, but as far as being yourself, you’re good to go.
Aerendyl: Yeah.
DM: If that makes sense.
DM: Probably.
DM: Anyways, you guys continue your day of travel.
DM: Nothing really happens.
DM: You guys.
Aerendyl: Yeah.
DM: Yeah, I assume so.
DM: You guys stop. You set up camp as per usual.
DM: However, this time.
Aerendyl: Yeah.
DM: As you guys are setting up camp and the sun has completely set.
DM: There is another.
DM: Another cart that kind of pulls up to you guys’s campsite.
Aerendyl: This is the cart look familiar at all.
DM: No.
Aerendyl: I’m going to roll on the table.
DM: Maybe when you’re on the road tomorrow, who knows.
DM: But this is like I said, at your campsite, you guys have already made camp and a car kind of pulls up to your campsite.
Caitlin: Are you sure?
Aerendyl: I’m going to walk.
DM: This would be the third night we’re looking around like 830.
Aerendyl: If they’re pushing up, I’m going to walk to them.
DM: At this point.
DM: Well, 830 PM. So yeah, you would probably be asleep at this point.
Aerendyl: I’m going to have my hood on by the way.
DM: As you kind of.
DM: Okay. Well, with your own, they won’t really notice you.
DM: So you just kind of you would get it well.
Aerendyl: They can see my shape.
DM: I apologize. You are correct. I’m used to.
DM: Inlayer who just went invisible.
DM: I.
DM: Two and a half percent chance.
DM: I just rolled 2 to 20s and both rolled not ones.
DM: At the same time.
DM: Anyways.
Aerendyl: It’s funny.
DM: No, the weather here has actually been really good.
DM: I don’t know if you want rain and thunder.
Caitlin: The moon.
DM: Anyways, as it kind of stops and you can clearly see.
DM: There is a half of approximately give or take.
DM: Like late 20s, maybe mid 30s.
DM: Nothing to stand out about them.
DM: You know, just regular longer, longer side like brown hair.
DM: And accompanying him is a unique person to say the least.
DM: No.
DM: She appears to have very wings, but is the size of a regular human.
DM: She has like full plate armor and what appears to be a.
DM: Well, I mean, you’re not if this you know this probably what is a
DM: monculus or some type of some type of summon or something that is right next to her.
Aerendyl: What’s the color of her back?
DM: It’s almost in the shape of a clock.
DM: What?
Aerendyl: Her wings.
DM: What what what it hang out. What is back wing?
DM: Oh fortnight.
DM: Oh gosh.
Aerendyl: Sorry.
Aerendyl: Sorry.
DM: I want to in session just because of that.
DM: Yes, I do.
Aerendyl: No, no.
DM: Anyways, her her wings are kind of multi colored towards the.
Aerendyl: Oh, kind.
DM: Parts that are closest to her appear to be more purple as they kind of shift to blue and then finally to orange.
Aerendyl: Okay.
DM: Just a curiosity who you think it is.
DM: Oh, yeah, but it’s it’s not.
Aerendyl: Um, are they getting out of the card?
DM: Not at the moment they have kind of pulled up.
DM: They notice that you guys had set up camp as it is kind of dark.
DM: They weren’t actively like looking to see they didn’t think you guys would kind of walk up to them.
DM: So they are currently getting to the back of their.
Aerendyl: Um, I’m just going back to the card.
DM: Their car kind of going through some stuff.
Aerendyl: You said there was something like some sort of like a monk list.
DM: Yeah, if as far as you could tell, it would.
Aerendyl: Like a summon. Is it like, is it like as a party member or is it something that’s dragging the cart?
DM: It was just something that’s along with them.
DM: It’s a very small like creature.
Aerendyl: Oh, baby, Groot.
DM: It’s about maybe this big, but it seems to be floating.
DM: It’s like in the shape of a clock.
Aerendyl: Oh, it’s clocky.
DM: And it is see it does seem to be moving kind of of of its own free will.
DM: It’s kind of floating around.
Aerendyl: Well, if they’re in the back doing stuff, I’m going to, I’m going to rustle leaves on purpose as I appear out of the bushes.
DM: She quickly turns and draws a long sword.
Aerendyl: I’m just going to like, I’m walking past the bush and I just go.
DM: Who goes there?
Aerendyl: Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, where are you travelers?
DM: Oh.
Aerendyl: I just saw a cart pull up and I’m just saying hi.
DM: We apologize.
DM: We weren’t.
DM: I didn’t mean to be hostile.
Aerendyl: So I didn’t understand.
Aerendyl: Are y’all like merchants or something?
DM: Well, no, not really.
Aerendyl: Okay.
Aerendyl: So that’s what’s happening.
DM: We are here for the bizarre, but that’s not we’re not here for.
DM: We’re not merchants.
DM: Oh, are you new to the area?
Aerendyl: What is the bizarre?
Aerendyl: I’ve barely been here for two weeks and me and my friends are going to jute a car for other reasons.
Aerendyl: I’ve seen a bunch of merchants pass by here though.
Aerendyl: I’ve just been confused. We’ve only seen merchants.
DM: I’m not.
Aerendyl: Yeah, mainly merchants at night.
DM: Well, you’d have seen other people, but only merchants at night.
DM: It’s crazy because you know it shows up in the world calendar and everything.
DM: But essentially she goes.
Aerendyl: The world for me is the last real God.
Aerendyl: That’s my world.
DM: She explains that a yearly festival is what’s known as the starlight bizarre that takes place on the 36th of moon, moon blossom every year.
DM: Throughout the entirety of the continent or the entire nation of bond trance.
Aerendyl: I don’t know.
DM: It’s generally just a gigantic festival for the most part.
Aerendyl: Okay.
DM: It’s also kind of a time for political maneuvering.
DM: Generally merchants and people of quote unquote higher class try to take advantage of the situation to gain additional standing or connections.
Aerendyl: Okay.
DM: It’s also the best time of the year to find the most rare goods possible as things are imported from all across the globe.
Aerendyl: Okay.
DM: Lastly, but not at least the entirety of the day is the bizarre, but it mainly starts after night falls.
Aerendyl: I can really use a wish right now.
DM: The stars shine very brightly and generally there’s some type of astrophonomenon whether shooting stars or it’s things of that nature generally happen.
Aerendyl: Interesting.
DM: She finishes this topic of conversation and says, oh well, I’m sorry I didn’t have really introduced myself.
DM: I’m Shireena and this one over here is Orin.
Aerendyl: We are just seeing owls.
DM: He is a half of.
Aerendyl: We are seeing ants in these parts.
DM: He kind of.
Aerendyl: Originally, I came to Lumen for some sort of royal thing I had to be there.
DM: He was kind of messing in like boxes trying to sort things through while she gave you the long winded explanation of everything as he kind of perks up and turns around.
DM: Ah, hi elf. Don’t usually see those around here. You guys usually stick to.
DM: So last but what are you doing all the way up here.
Aerendyl: What are they called? No, no, no, no, it’s not the crowning ceremony. I’m talking about it.
Aerendyl: It’s like a delegation or is it like something else? Diplomat.
DM: Is it a diplomat?
Aerendyl: It was like some sort of diplomat for them.
DM: A diplomat. He kind of looks curious now as he puts down the stuff that he was messing with.
DM: So you must be somebody of importance. What tales do you have as he kind of pulls out a book where he’s obviously been writing down stories of travelers.
Aerendyl: The tales of the last real are very hidden for a reason. We don’t want people to fully know where we live, how we live, and who we are.
DM: You notice that he 100% is a bar as there is a liar that’s kind of behind him poking out of a lot.
DM: You know what you’re not my mom.
Aerendyl: But I will say I’m hearing voices. You said you wanted a story, right?
DM: Yes, that’s why I’m traveling.
Aerendyl: What are your views on Dark Elves?
Aerendyl: You know how?
DM: I know their nation recently collapsed.
DM: I believe it was in a lot more at least that’s what people are saying.
DM: Why do you know more?
Aerendyl: It was more like a purge.
Aerendyl: You know, purging the evil from the land.
Aerendyl: Sorry, I’m being dramatic. It was just a war. It’s not a whole territorial war.
DM: Yeah, sure.
DM: Do you have any specific stories?
Aerendyl: Oh, Grand Herruids. Do you want to hear the story of how I lost my arm in leg and battle?
DM: Anything of grand heroics?
Aerendyl: Oh, it was amazing. We in my platoon, I was the squad leader. I was just promoted.
DM: Oh, yes, please. I feel like that would make a great story.
Aerendyl: Me and my squad, we were at the front lines fighting for the border, the territories.
DM: Of course, quite heroically.
Aerendyl: Oh, yes, we were slicing through them one by one. We were a full unit.
DM: Here was a man patriotism, I’m sure.
Aerendyl: We had each other’s backs. It was amazing. Beautiful.
Aerendyl: Then we got surrounded by about, we realized that we were heading into a trap.
DM: Oh, every story needs a good twist.
Aerendyl: Pretty much.
Aerendyl: We had no choice but to continue going forward.
Aerendyl: They sent waves at us originally.
Aerendyl: Tiny small squads of five. They couldn’t get past us.
Aerendyl: Each one was killed. It was beautiful to be honest.
Aerendyl: As they kept coming, we realized that we were heading into like some sort of like dead end.
DM: I’m sure.
Aerendyl: Huge trees everywhere. Next thing I know, we’re surrounded by
Aerendyl: at least 70 of their enemies and there’s one leader.
Aerendyl: I forgot the name of the leader. To be honest, it’s been a while. It’s been years.
Aerendyl: But it was crazy. It was.
Aerendyl: You know, to be honest, oh, how did I survive? Well,
Aerendyl: I, not to, not to brag or anything. I was quite the swordsman.
Aerendyl: Back in my day, when I still had my, my, my actual full body, back then out.
Aerendyl: I was bowing through the ponds. There’s nothing much. There’s a bunch of, you know,
Aerendyl: fresh cadets that they sent off originally. There was about 25 of them.
DM: Yes, yes.
Aerendyl: Didn’t break a sweat. It was easy. That was, that was a walk in the park.
Aerendyl: It was the other 50. Those, those were the tough ones.
Aerendyl: You know, you know how I said it originally. I had my squads back. They had mine.
Aerendyl: It was, we were a unit. We always walked in the same direction.
Aerendyl: I didn’t know it at the time, but I split off from them.
Aerendyl: I kept going for my targets. I marked them in my mind. I saw their, their flaws. I saw their
DM: Yes, I’m sure.
Aerendyl: impurities. I saw, I saw everything their weaknesses. So I targeted them. It was a line. I kept following
Aerendyl: the line. Next thing I know, I’m in a, I’m in a blind rage. I’m just mowing them down. I’m not
Aerendyl: thinking of my squad and thinking of my teammates. Not thinking of my country, thinking of murder,
Aerendyl: blood, war. Next thing I know, I turn around. My whole platoon is dead. Except for one,
DM: Such noble sacrifices.
Aerendyl: one survived. They put up a fight. They, they handled themselves pretty well, but
Aerendyl: if I do say so myself, I, I’m the reason they’re dead.
DM: I appreciate you sharing your story with me.
Aerendyl: Yeah, tell me.
DM: I will return the favor and share another grand story that I have heard.
DM: Of course, but it is getting a little late.
DM: If I could tell you tomorrow in the morning for a chance.
Aerendyl: Inside Jack.
DM: Absolutely.
Aerendyl: Secret.
Aerendyl: Secret.
Aerendyl: Tuddle.
Aerendyl: Secret.
Aerendyl: Tuddle.
Aerendyl: 19.
Aerendyl: The whole truth.
Aerendyl: Yeah, sure.
Aerendyl: I’ll, I’ll stop by before we take off.
Aerendyl: Yeah.
DM: You don’t mind if you have any extra.
Aerendyl: What type of cam supplies are we talking about?
Aerendyl: S
Aerendyl: Yes, I
Aerendyl: Yes, Nintendo.
DM: Sorry, your legally gray organization.
Aerendyl: I’ll name them Nintendo.
Aerendyl: I think we have some that we are not using that you can borrow or use or buy.
Aerendyl: Do you want to buy them? Do you have money?
Aerendyl: Well, how much does camping surprise and all they go for?
Aerendyl: You see, I don’t buy camping supplies. I live off the land. I sleep in the trees.
Aerendyl: How much did you buy yours originally for?
Aerendyl: Well, if I’m not mistaken, we were packed up with some kind of like a whole bundle.
Aerendyl: I’m just going to use the fire starter.
DM: Well, definitely we will end up pay.
Aerendyl: Oh, it sounds more than enough. Thank you.
DM: Does 15 gold sound like a fair price?
Aerendyl: And I’ll just go scurry along the gravity.
Aerendyl: I’ll just put it in my bag holding. Bring it back.
Aerendyl: I’m filthy rich fuckers.
DM: Thank you so much as she can handle for the gold.
DM: Oh, yes, because she gave you 15 gold.
Aerendyl: Well, to be honest, I have 10,000 and 15 more.
DM: Thank you for your wonderful hospitality.
Aerendyl: Yes.
Aerendyl: Oh, one more thing. I’m going to talk to the bard.
Aerendyl: If you could use that tail and anything, I would be very grateful if you could not mention the fact that it was a
Aerendyl: you know, flash real related or dark elf related.
DM: Oh, I see a secret tale.
Aerendyl: Oh, yes. Add mystery.
DM: Should it be a mysterious warrior known for the good deeds?
Aerendyl: Yes.
DM: I like it.
Aerendyl: Yes. See, I like that.
Aerendyl: You could call him the lightbringer.
DM: I like it.
Aerendyl: Yes. Yes. Yes. And just add some realism to it.
Aerendyl: You can also add the part where I lost my arm and leg after the after the frenzied rage.
DM: This will make quite the tale.
Aerendyl: I turn around. I look at my my dead comrades on the ground.
Aerendyl: Next thing I know enemy behind me. Bam. Knocked out.
Aerendyl: Dying alone on the battlefield.
DM: I have three things with a cost.
Aerendyl: Yes. Yes. Yes.
Aerendyl: There you go. Anyways, I’m going to go drown my tears and sorrow and relive that traumatizing event.
DM: Good night.
DM: I will take a break.
Aerendyl: Yeah.
Aerendyl: Yeah.
DM: I guess gold will sleep once again while you are keeping an eye out.
Aerendyl: Yeah.
Aerendyl: I know I have my answers.
Aerendyl: I have the answers I needed.
DM: As we have more than one approach, you can’t think of it.
Aerendyl: Yeah.
Aerendyl: Yeah.
Aerendyl: Yeah.
DM: I will take up to the smell of bacon and eggs.
DM: For all intents and purposes, you are cured except for your stat sheet, which is still a hot garbage for the short bit.
Aerendyl: Yeah.
Aerendyl: Um.
Aerendyl: Um.
Aerendyl: Um.
Aerendyl: You wanted this.
DM: You want to what?
Aerendyl: I see doing that.
Aerendyl: Can I go talk to Error going?
DM: Can you what?
Aerendyl: I want to talk to Andrew’s character.
Aerendyl: Stop joking.
Caitlin: I’m scared.
Aerendyl: Bruce.
Aerendyl: Bruce.
Aerendyl: Bruce.
Aerendyl: They called me the wild bug.
DM: Okay.
Aerendyl: I’m going to.
Aerendyl: I’m going to walk up to Andrew’s character.
DM: I will take a break.
Aerendyl: Like, Error going. I have a.
Aerendyl: Error going. I have a.
Aerendyl: I have a serious question.
Caitlin: You’re eating my peanuts.
Aerendyl: Very serious. Did you know that by the time we’re going to judicare, they’re holding some sort of festival called the bizarre.
Aerendyl: Did you know that?
Aerendyl: The star night bizarre.
Aerendyl: I heard it was pretty famous.
Aerendyl: I heard that this is the best time to like spend all of our money and buy all the like the greatest goods.
Aerendyl: Are you sure?
Aerendyl: Pretty sure you’re supposed to be pretty sure.
Aerendyl: What?
Aerendyl: Anyways, before we everybody, everyone, how the lup.
DM: That’s crazy.
Aerendyl: Um.
Aerendyl: Shane, Shane, Caitlin, what are you doing over there?
Aerendyl: What does that say?
Aerendyl: Everybody gather around.
Aerendyl: Everybody gather around.
Aerendyl: Everyone gather around.
Aerendyl: Shane, Caitlin, Error, come here.
Aerendyl: Okay.
Aerendyl: So, you know, I’ve been keeping watch every night because I like the ambience.
Aerendyl: So, if you look all over there, there’s some nice people.
Aerendyl: They came by, we talked, had a chat, one’s a bard.
Aerendyl: Very nice people.
Aerendyl: They had some sort of like we’re floating clock and looking thing.
Aerendyl: The main part is I made a deal with the bard.
Aerendyl: I told him one of my stories. He’s going to tell me one of his.
Aerendyl: Do we all want to let go gather around and listen to a cool story?
Caitlin: I can’t be the only person that this doesn’t sound the least bit suspicious to, right?
Aerendyl: You can call it suspicious on you.
Aerendyl: I literally talked to them.
Aerendyl: I even, I could see bastard lies.
Aerendyl: Well, I mean, I have everything in my bag of shit.
Aerendyl: Fuck.
Aerendyl: It’s missing and there’s just a corpse.
DM: This is the fourth day.
Aerendyl: I’m going to go to the other side.
Caitlin: Is this something that I would recognize?
Caitlin: I’ll make any kind of check you want, religion, whatever is that what I recognize this at all is anything that has been mentioned back from my time.
Caitlin: Okay.
Caitlin: I cast command on flux and command him to heal.
Aerendyl: I’ve been placing blacks in shit because I’m flinting steel.
Aerendyl: If you guys don’t want to listen to a cool campfire story, be your guest.
Aerendyl: There’s also this weird fairy looking chick.
Aerendyl: She’s like human science with fairy wings.
Aerendyl: I also gave them camping equipment.
Aerendyl: We weren’t using it.
Aerendyl: For 15 gold.
Aerendyl: It came with a card.
Aerendyl: Let’s go over there.
Aerendyl: It’d be fun.
Aerendyl: Yeah.
Aerendyl: I’m going to go over there.
Aragorn: Hey, hey, it’s wagon.
Aragorn: Oh, yeah.
Aerendyl: You ready?
Aragorn: Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
Aragorn: Okay, hold on.
DM: I really don’t want to.
Aragorn: Let me find my remote.
Aragorn: I need to find the remote.
Aragorn: Okay, here it is.
Aragorn: Oh, okay.
Aerendyl: You ready?
Aragorn: No, I…
Aragorn: And then steal.
Aragorn: And then steal.
Aragorn: And then steal.
Aragorn: We are…
Aragorn: We are pressed for time.
Aerendyl: You’re naked.
Aragorn: But…
Aragorn: It depends.
Aragorn: What are you guys planning on doing?
Aragorn: Right.
Aragorn: I mean, why are you giving him a story?
Aragorn: Like, what are you getting out of it other than a story?
Aerendyl: I told him the story of how my comrades died in front of me.
Aragorn: But like, what do you accomplish?
Aerendyl: Enjoyment.
Aerendyl: What’s the bizarre thing?
Aragorn: What is why we have the bizarre?
Aerendyl: I’ll go see the story.
Aerendyl: Come on, let’s go.
Aerendyl: They didn’t want to hear the story.
DM: Are you going to mention that you get free breakfast if you go here to the story or?
Aerendyl: You just hear the background.
Aerendyl: These eggs are amazing.
Aerendyl: They’re amazing.
Aerendyl: I’m going to go over there.
Aerendyl: Shane, we haven’t had a meal in ages.
Aragorn: Call a weapon.
Aerendyl: Other than rations.
Aragorn: I’m taking a driver’s test right now.
Aragorn: I failed the first time.
Aerendyl: I’ll walk up to them and be like, good morning, weary travelers.
Aerendyl: Oh, well, well.
Aerendyl: For story’s sake, you can just call me the lightbringer.
Aerendyl: Thank you.
Aerendyl: Oh, that’s Shane.
Aerendyl: What’s an egg?
Aerendyl: You see, the last rail doesn’t have chickens or eggs.
Aerendyl: How do I know it comes from a chicken?
Aerendyl: Do I have you in the book somewhere?
DM: I see.
Aerendyl: Oh, there’s different eggs.
DM: I will take a break.
Aerendyl: Oh, cuisine.
Aerendyl: I cast message on them.
Aerendyl: I’ll let Shane do it.
Aerendyl: I want to see this.
Aerendyl: Go ahead, Shane.
Aerendyl: Do it.
Aerendyl: Feed into your dark desires.
Aerendyl: You see monkey.
Aerendyl: I’m going to go over there.
Aerendyl: Oh, yes.
Aerendyl: Grab the flute.
Aerendyl: Oh, don’t be arsed, old, but friendly.
DM: I apologize.
Aerendyl: Yes.
Aerendyl: Oh, yes.
Aerendyl: The fairy over there told us to wake you up.
Aerendyl: Oh, doesn’t sound like a comfortable life.
Aerendyl: Play me a song.
Aerendyl: AI AI AI AI AI AI AI AI.
Aerendyl: Make an AI song with it, butter.
Aerendyl: Oh, yeah, AI AI play the damn thing.
Aerendyl: Oh, it’s on Fandry.
Aerendyl: Yeah.
Aerendyl: Yeah.
Aerendyl: I’m going to send the back with the shaker.
Aragorn: Yeah.
Aerendyl: This is really good.
Aerendyl: Thank you.
Aerendyl: I think he was using magic to up his voice.
Aerendyl: Best part is it is canon.
Aerendyl: All Eric went and came and heard was just some noises in the background.
Aerendyl: Just muffled the guitar.
Aerendyl: That was beautiful.
Aerendyl: That’s a dirty 20.
Aerendyl: Oh, am I getting advantage?
Aerendyl: It’s crazy how that story had no embellishing.
Aerendyl: Beautiful.
Aerendyl: Yes, we’re going straight to you.
Aerendyl: Yes.
Aerendyl: Copyright.
Aerendyl: Oh, yes, probably.
Aerendyl: Yes, I’ve never heard of a gun door before.
Aerendyl: Well, in some casual talking.
Aerendyl: Interesting.
Aerendyl: That is heroic, poetic, beautiful.
Aerendyl: You’re talented with that, with that loot.
Aerendyl: Yes.
Aerendyl: My dad was a seasoned war hero.
Aerendyl: I have a quick question about judo car.
Aerendyl: I craft things, I make things, very much an artificer of some sorts.
Aerendyl: I heard that you could buy a bunch of raw materials.
Aerendyl: Oh, really?
Aerendyl: So you craft things too.
Aerendyl: Why?
Aerendyl: Why?
Aerendyl: What would happen if they weren’t burnt?
Aerendyl: I don’t know.
Aerendyl: I don’t know.
Aerendyl: I don’t know.
Aerendyl: Have you ever seen something like this?
Aerendyl: No, it’s unique.
Aerendyl: As long as you give it back.
Aerendyl: I’m going to ready fireball just in case she tries to do something funny.
Aerendyl: They were blue, you say?
Aerendyl: That’s exactly what I’m looking for.
Aerendyl: I like rocks.
Aerendyl: I’m going to lend you one on a secret.
Aerendyl: Say stones.
Aerendyl: If you know how to use them correctly, you can work them into your creations to give it extra abilities, power ups, movements.
Aerendyl: I don’t need payment for this information.
Aerendyl: You see the stone inside of the mechanism?
Aerendyl: That is something that will activate this mechanism to propel this hook.
Aerendyl: Yes.
Aerendyl: And activate it again, but in a special way, retracts it.
Aerendyl: Theoretically, I haven’t done this in practice yet.
Aerendyl: Because I need the blue stones.
Aerendyl: Yes.
Aerendyl: I’m curious how much they’re selling for.
Aerendyl: If they’re just normal rocks, I could probably buy up a lot of them.
Aerendyl: That’s a shame.
Aerendyl: By any chance, I forgot the race of the squabbled.
Aerendyl: Cobald.
DM: Kobo.
Aerendyl: By any chance, was it a cobalt dealing?
Aerendyl: There’s a good chance that they’re selling them as gems.
Aerendyl: And it might be a scam.
Aerendyl: Because for my knowledge, they’re not gems.
Aerendyl: They’re just stones.
Aerendyl: I’ve seen where they come from.
Aerendyl: And they have an abundance of them.
Aerendyl: I’ll be the judge of it.
Aerendyl: I’ll see if they have them.
Aerendyl: And I might have to buy some.
Aerendyl: That’ll save me a trip to Lumen.
Aerendyl: Yes.
Aerendyl: Yes.
Aerendyl: Yes.
Aerendyl: Good luck on your journey.
Aerendyl: Thank you for the food and the heroic tale.
Aerendyl: I’m Judith.
Aerendyl: I was beautiful.
Aerendyl: I should have tea.
Aerendyl: Yeah, welcome to Saras.
Aerendyl: Thank you.
Aerendyl: Thank you.
Aerendyl: Thank you.
DM: You know what?
Aerendyl: Good luck on your travels.
DM: She’s going to roll on the side check against your burn.
DM: Are you okay?
Aerendyl: Are you okay, Flex?
Aerendyl: Butter, what was your role?
Aerendyl: What was your role, Flex?
Aerendyl: I have the ability to do some goofy shit right now.
Aerendyl: Do you want her to know, Flex, about your burn being a curse?
Aerendyl: What if she could fix it?
Aerendyl: Well, they don’t know he’s a wizard.
Aerendyl: I’m not sure if he’s a wizard.
Caitlin: I don’t know. I don’t think it’s smart.
Aerendyl: Well, you see, he’s not playing me like a fiddle.
Aerendyl: You want to know why Nate?
Aerendyl: Because he would never do that.
Aerendyl: He’s my best friend.
Caitlin: This is the dungeon master.
Aerendyl: He also damned me saying do it.
Aerendyl: This you has been fiddled by the diddler.
Aerendyl: Oh shit.
Aerendyl: Oh shit.
Aerendyl: Let me guess you specified she was an artificer.
Aerendyl: That’s why the gauntlet is very that’s very artificer-esque.
Aerendyl: Also, that little clock thing is so cute.
Aerendyl: Can we please make that into a plushie?
Aerendyl: Bro is out of the loop.
DM: Yes, I love it.
DM: I apologize.
Aerendyl: The thumb has kind of like a two two two two kind of.
Aerendyl: Yeah.
Aerendyl: You say that, but it’s it’s really cool for a campaign like this.
Aerendyl: AI is worth it for home campaigns.
Aerendyl: It’s not worth it for actual recorded streamed campaigns.
Aerendyl: Not even that closer to like a vantress.
Aerendyl: They aren’t as huge compared to dimension 20 or could a girl,
Aerendyl: but they still do that shit.
Aerendyl: That’s cool.
Aerendyl: She’s multiclassing.
Aerendyl: She’s an artificer cleric.
Aerendyl: Fuck you Nate.
Aerendyl: I was kidding.
Aerendyl: I’m not kidding.
Aerendyl: It might be smart to tell her.
Aerendyl: I pull out the concert.
Aerendyl: How do you pronounce that?
DM: Who?
Aerendyl: Yes, that guy.
DM: Please stop saying fepplehorn.
DM: I cannot think.
Aerendyl: That’s his domain.
Aerendyl: I never I never angered him at all.
Aerendyl: I got fireball prepared.
Aerendyl: Empty.
Aerendyl: My my my my my.
Aerendyl: I’m your my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my
DM: I have an idea if you will imply me.
DM: No, I can confidently say I am not aligned with the demon.
Aerendyl: I ready to learn my past too big
DM: I cannot say I am not aligned with the demon.
Aerendyl: I had my assumptions. He was a demon, but I never heard I don’t want to assume
DM: How did you not know he was a demon?
DM: I see.
Aerendyl: I can’t make him a new hand
Aerendyl: Get your mind out of your gutter.
DM: Just wait here.
DM: I need to get something from the cards.
Aerendyl: Jeez.
Aerendyl: Don’t mind him.
Aerendyl: He is in a rough spot and he is thinking of self-harp.
Aerendyl: Insight shit.
Aerendyl: 17.
Aerendyl: Oh, you’re not thinking of self-harp?
Aerendyl: No, I rolled insight.
Aerendyl: If you’re rolling persuasion, then I’m not going to roll.
Aerendyl: Good magic.
Aerendyl: I take everything back.
Aerendyl: He is not thinking of self-harp.
Aerendyl: I can see it in his eyes.
Aerendyl: He is extremely horny.
Aerendyl: I did not say that.
Aerendyl: That was joke.
Aerendyl: The rest was cool.
Aerendyl: That was joke.
Aerendyl: More than a puzzle.
Aerendyl: Or if you’re Spanish, smoke or hit the.
DM: She creates a small, basically, a lotion.
DM: She gives it to you.
Aerendyl: I’m not going to say that.
Aerendyl: Thank you again.
Aerendyl: It was great.
DM: If he cursed you again, I would believe so.
Aerendyl: Oh, man.
DM: This is just a basic treatment.
DM: I don’t advise you to try and use it as a sunblock.
DM: She turns it away.
DM: I can’t receive gold for these services.
Aerendyl: Money chance to have anything to do with artificing?
Aerendyl: With like your eyes going gear mode?
Aerendyl: Hey.
Aerendyl: Interesting.
Aerendyl: I’m not going to say that.
Aerendyl: By serving Aqua, do you get like special Artificer benefits?
Aerendyl: I’ve never heard of them to be honest.
Aerendyl: I was kind of born, raised, went to military, did war, almost died, came back, went out on an adventure, did war war, and now I’m here.
DM: I see.
DM: Not a very spiritual life.
Aerendyl: Oh, not at all.
Aerendyl: Very filled with red blood.
DM: As I’m sure you know the new gods.
DM: Valentine being among them.
Aerendyl: I heard the humans talking about her back in Lumen.
Aerendyl: That’s about it.
DM: The old gods were here before.
DM: I wouldn’t say this around other believers.
Aerendyl: Oh, you’re from the faith.
DM: The God of Inspiration, Invention and Knowledge.
DM: In the very wilds, we only worship the old gods.
Aerendyl: I guess that kind of makes sense with the wings.
DM: Yes.
DM: Well, it just due to the special circumstances.
DM: I pledged my life to him.
Aerendyl: Oh.
DM: I also continued to the work of my father.
DM: She kind of falters when she says the word father.
DM: She says something more to it.
Aerendyl: Normally, I would be very much wanting to dig into the drama, but I can’t right now.
DM: I began to create different concoctions and creations.
Aerendyl: I’m just being.
DM: Continuing his research.
DM: I didn’t really know.
Aerendyl: Interesting.
Aerendyl: Is it death wish?
DM: The fit of demon, please tell me you’re not trying to fight me.
DM: Well, best of luck to you.
Aerendyl: Yes.
DM: If I happen to be nearby, I will provide assistance as much as possible.
Aerendyl: What do you expect, Shane?
Aerendyl: Framing a demon.
Aerendyl: I mean, look at your hands.
DM: I will provide assistance.
Aerendyl: I feel like that was just kind of like a minor inconvenience.
DM: You really don’t know anything.
Aerendyl: Oh.
DM: Well, as my day is, the old God.
DM: Nobody’s really hurt from him.
Aerendyl: You’re the one who wanted to come here, man.
DM: I’m not going to be here.
DM: Hey, you’re the one that didn’t want to go here.
Aerendyl: I mean, you could have came over him.
Aerendyl: Like, what’s the hold up?
Aerendyl: But no, we’re on our way now.
DM: I’m sure you’re not going to be here.
Aerendyl: Well, that’s not our fault.
Aerendyl: You could have just said, um, excuse me.
DM: Yeah, you guys.
Aerendyl: Excuse me, guys, we need to get going.
DM: If you want it to, you could have just run into it and be like, oh, we got to get that.
Aerendyl: Oh, yes.
DM: I’m going to get that.
Aerendyl: I’m sorry. We’re in a bit of a rush, but.
Aerendyl: You’re cool, and I love the floating clock.
DM: Oh, thank you.
DM: Goodbye then.
DM: Or an also kind of says goodbye.
DM: As you get back to your party, as they finish loading up the cards, you guys are ready to begin your journey again.
Aerendyl: I’m not sure if I can get a chance to get a chance to get a chance to get a chance to get a chance to get a chance to get a chance to get a chance to get a chance to get a chance to get a chance to get a chance to get a chance to get a chance to get a chance to get a chance to get a chance to get a chance to get a chance to get a chance to get a chance to get a chance to get a chance to get a chance to get a chance to get a chance to get a chance to get a chance to get a chance to get a chance to get a chance to get a chance to get a chance to get a chance to get a chance to get a chance to get a chance to get a chance to get a chance to get a chance to get a chance to get a chance to get a chance to get a chance to get a chance to get a chance to get a chance to get a chance to get a chance to get a chance to get a chance to get a chance to get a chance to get a
DM: Alrighty.
DM: It is now the fifth day of travel, also known as the day that you will arrive.
DM: As you travel at approximately two o’clock in the afternoon, you quote on quotes arrive in Judicare.
Aerendyl: chance to get a chance to get a chance to get a chance to get a chance to get a chance to get a chance to get a chance to get a chance to get a chance to get a chance to get a chance to get a chance to get a chance to get a chance to get a chance to get a chance to get a chance to get a chance to get a chance to get a chance to get a chance to get a chance to get a chance to get a chance to get a chance to get a chance to get a chance to get a chance to get a chance to get a chance to get a chance to get a chance to get a chance to get a chance to get a chance to get a chance to get a chance to get a chance to get a chance to get a chance to get a chance to get a chance to get a chance to get a chance to get a chance to get a chance to get a chance to get a chance to get a chance to get a chance to get a chance to get a chance to get a chance to get a chance to get a chance
DM: However, there is a growth.
DM: I’m sorry, there is a very long line for entry into Judicare.
Aerendyl: to get a chance to get a chance to get a chance to get a chance to get a chance
DM: Yes.
Aerendyl: And then I’m gonna make sure my medallion is out just in case my people see me.
Aerendyl: I’m just gonna be sitting there while we’re in the line.
Aerendyl: Maybe, maybe just maybe just be like,
DM: Okay.
Aerendyl: I’m not actually gonna do that, but I’m just gonna sit there visible, you know.
DM: Yeah, yeah.
Aerendyl: You never know.
DM: Well.
DM: Are you actually going to try and do that?
Aerendyl: Yeah.
DM: Yes, there are guards. They’re all taking it. It’s taxes. They’re taking money for people that are trying to enter.
Aerendyl: 50 rat’s.
DM: There’s an entrance fee.
DM: It will remind you guys that Judicare is now a city of a nation of Bontrant and gone door as a nation no longer exists.
Aerendyl: Yeah.
Aerendyl: Oh, yeah.
DM: Therefore, he is king of nothing.
Aerendyl: Oh, yeah.
DM: Yes, you can technically nobody’s really given it to you, but you guys would have grabbed it beforehand, so it’s fine.
Aerendyl: I feel like the map would have been included from my goons.
Aerendyl: Why did you exhale to goons name?
Aerendyl: Yeah.
DM: I don’t know why it’s so long.
Aerendyl: Dah.
DM: You guys would be off the map, but the entrance would be this one here.
Aerendyl: You do have.
DM: But you guys are currently all the way like out there.
Aerendyl: I took
DM: Yes, you’re coming from the very top and for the record, all of these houses that are on the outside are like they’re not businesses or anything.
Aerendyl: I’m not sure if you’re going to be able to do it.
DM: They’re clearly just residents, residential.
DM: Yes, sir.
Aerendyl: Oops.
Aerendyl: Hey, butter.
Aerendyl: On her way here, would it have been possible for me to have a long rest?
Aerendyl: Okay.
Aerendyl: I just wanted to refresh.
Aerendyl: You
Aerendyl: You
Aerendyl: Yeah.
Aerendyl: It’s your name.
Aerendyl: I just show you name isn’t Karen.
Aragorn: sure. I’m gonna run up through all right. Oh, two bags of whole day. So I need
Aerendyl: I’m laughing at butter’s sad reaction to this.
Aragorn: to get out of here. I’m waiting in line. I’m just saying, hey, this might work. You could
Aerendyl: I’m waiting in line.
DM: You guys just cannot wait like can you.
Aragorn: try.
DM: Hopefully good.
Caitlin: I cast commandONG
Caitlin: you’re going to do this together.
Aragorn: Are weekend wise.
DM: Oh my gosh.
Aerendyl: I’m not sure if you’re going to be able to do it.
Caitlin: I’m gonna go to the
Aragorn: 贵
Caitlin: Okay
Caitlin: The second we walk indoors now it’s like somebody hit the birth of 12 gauge just explodes with a pop like a waterfall
Aragorn: price
Caitlin: All right
Aragorn: excuse me I am more important than you
Caitlin: I’m going up to the front of the line dude
Caitlin: I’m not okay. I want it to be really clear. I’m not just shoving people out of the way
Caitlin: I assume I’d be like stepping out of the line and moving upwards if that makes sense
Aerendyl: I’m sorry.
Caitlin: Yes
Aerendyl: I’m not important in all of you combined.
Aragorn: 구요
Aerendyl: Let me through.
Aragorn: Dennis disruption a silly white woman
Caitlin: I
DM: As you get to the front.
Caitlin: Might take them
Aragorn: Wait.
Aerendyl: Thank you.
Caitlin: Staggering we’re so but we’re entering into a theme park. That’s all you had to say we’re trying to get into theme park
Aragorn: Dealing.
Aragorn: Drug Dealing.
Caitlin: Like can Andrew given me small I guess redcon. What would it be possible for Andrew to have given me a name of like
Caitlin: Maybe like a high-ranking guard or something just so I have some kind of
DM: How would he know?
Aerendyl: Yeah.
Caitlin: He cuz he was it’s like someone when he was he I don’t know when the last time he was here. Oh
Aragorn: It’s been like 25 years ago.
Caitlin: Oh
Caitlin: Oh, okay, it’s been like forever
Aragorn: Like 20, 25 years, yeah.
Caitlin: Okay, never mind then
Aragorn: Forget I’m a 43 year old man.
Caitlin: Yeah, I’ll approach why
Aerendyl: Man.
Aerendyl: Is old Timothy still working here?
Caitlin: Yeah
Aragorn: In this next task, you’d have to experience
Caitlin: Fucking 25 year it’s been 25 years since I’ve been here. Oh see we’re five when you left to catch you dude
Aragorn: .
Aragorn: Not.
Caitlin: So yeah, I guess I’ll go approach one of the fucking
Caitlin: Random guards, which everyone looks the
Caitlin: I don’t know how much well
DM: Are you wanting to approach one that is currently dealing with a customer just one that seems to just be actually guarding just there on call.
Aragorn: Well, that’s not doing as fucking sharp.
Caitlin: So
Aerendyl: Like the guards from Attack on Titan.
Caitlin: I’m trying to slide guys party with me here. Is it smarter to speak to a guard who’s not who’s just guarding or like
Aerendyl: It might have been smarter to wait in line as butter said.
Caitlin: Wait for somebody wait for one of the guards to finish with somebody and then talk to him
Aerendyl: You’re in line.
DM: I mean, if you guys have stayed in the line, we could just time skip three hours and then you guys would be at the front of the line.
Aerendyl: Ten seconds later.
Aerendyl: Okay.
Aerendyl: You’re at the front of the line now.
Caitlin: We at the front of line now
Aragorn: I’ve been waiting 20 years.
Aerendyl: No, because you decided to get up.
Caitlin: The re hours dude, that’s so oh my god, oh fucking wait. I got all those timeskip
Caitlin: Do it the timeskip
Aerendyl: It can wait another three hours.
DM: You can actually look at the card.
Caitlin: Okay
Aerendyl: You’ve got a point there.
DM: Who did you give the cards to?
Caitlin: Joey was the one who got Ravencreen the tarot cards
DM: You’re right now that I think about it.
Caitlin: If it’s a possible retcon I’m very much
Caitlin: Tended flux to get them. I don’t remember why but I intended flex to get them
Caitlin: And then Joey died
Aerendyl: And now Joey’s not here.
Aragorn: What?
DM: I literally have it in his inventory, because this is Terrick Terrick cards given to him by Shane who got it from Natalie.
Aerendyl: I say we give it to Shane back.
DM: So.
Caitlin: I say we give it the shame
Caitlin: No flex your
Aerendyl: Andrew, you know what to say.
Aragorn: What?
Caitlin: Say okay, okay, enter enter you need oh it was yes, all right then
Caitlin: So flux gets them the new indeterminate things
Caitlin: So
Aragorn: Are they the random cards of assortment of curses and tricks?
Caitlin: They weren’t they weren’t random, but it was kind of random
Aerendyl: Now they’re for flexing.
Aragorn: Were they the type of many things?
Caitlin: I think now that they’re not now that they’re not
Caitlin: No, it was the deck of many it was the deck of many things plus plus it was
Aragorn: Hey, fuck sure.
Caitlin: I think now that now that they’re not a two new agon anymore. It’s kind of in butter’s hands what he does now
Aragorn: Really?
Caitlin: So they react brain shane tan
Aerendyl: Oh, here.
Caitlin: They react brain flex his hand just for him to go and hand it to put him here
DM: Oh my gosh.
Caitlin: Andrew draw one of them right now
Aragorn: You will never see me jumping off a bridge. No, you’ll never see me doing that.
Caitlin: I
Aerendyl: I’m not drawing the card in line.
Caitlin: Got an inter walk order random commoner hit them with the pick a card any card
Aerendyl: Guys, let’s play Go Fish.
Aragorn: Hey, hey, butter, butter. How far does the line go back?
Aragorn: You won’t have to take it apart.
Aerendyl: Andrew wants to pick a card, apparently.
Caitlin: Don’t know I kind of I’m kind of on for whatever the party did I think Andrew wants to do something with us being near the back of the line
Caitlin: Andrew what do you want to do you want to do it
Aragorn: I’m gonna have some random pick-a-clock.
Caitlin: I mean Andrew just random people here no matter where we are on the line. How about the guards do it as a gift for them
Aragorn: Actually, I’ll do it in a random bar when someone is drunk.
Aerendyl: Let’s get to the front.
Caitlin: Fair enough I like ours time skip we’re in the city
Aragorn: Time skip.
Aerendyl: Now.
Caitlin: By rein the city
Aragorn: Okay, cool.
Aerendyl: Uh-huh.
DM: I honest.
Aerendyl: I hand it.
Aerendyl: Oh, per person.
Caitlin: Oh, I don’t have any
Aragorn: Yeah, I got you all covered.
Caitlin: I
Aerendyl: Really?
Aragorn: Mr. Moneybags over here.
Aerendyl: I’m not.
Aerendyl: Mr. Money, but thank you so much.
DM: Then the card asks do you.
Caitlin: Yeah, I don’t know
Aerendyl: I honestly, that me.
Caitlin: You
Aragorn: Hold up.
Aerendyl: That me up.
DM: Do you guys have anything that you were planning to sell?
Aerendyl: Don’t let me hang it.
Aragorn: My soul.
Caitlin: Probably something that I
Aerendyl: Uh, no, I’m looking to buy.
DM: Yes.
Caitlin: Think so I
DM: Okay. Well, that would be it then.
Aragorn: So I can look behind you.
Caitlin: You
Caitlin: laim
Aerendyl: I’m looking to buy.
Caitlin: Right
Caitlin: Alright guys.
Aragorn: I burn it in front of his face.
Aerendyl: You’d see his error, Gordon.
Caitlin: Alright guys.
Aerendyl: Brings out of his bag of holding a piece of steel and flint and flint and steel.
Caitlin: Alright.
Aragorn: Frint and Steel, I am. Frint and Steel.
Aerendyl: It’s like a revving an engine ring.
DM: Okay.
Aragorn: This is an Ender Pearl.
Caitlin: Alright guys.
Aragorn: Frint and Steel, release.
DM: I’m so excited for the AI to get confused and just think that we keep running into interprolls chicken jockeys and fun steel.
Aragorn: Check in, Jackie.
Caitlin: You’re not real.
Aerendyl: This is a crafting table.
Aragorn: Frint and Jackie.
Aragorn: This is a crafting table.
Caitlin: I’m not saying shit gets angry.
Aragorn: I’m placing blacks in shit because I am Frint and Steel.
DM: Okay.
Aragorn: You like the wingsuits.
Aerendyl: Yeah, yeah.
DM: Well, it’s good.
Aragorn: I want to go to the closest bar find a drunk person and have them pull a card.
Aerendyl: Is there a place where we can go to an inn and park our carriage with our horses in a stable?
Caitlin: I need
Aragorn: Yes, in the side of the end.
Aragorn: Into this, we should ram it into the end.
Aerendyl: That’s where we should go first.
Aerendyl: Remind into the towers.
DM: Alrighty.
Aerendyl: Yes.
Aragorn: Oh, how much?
Aerendyl: I want to get my own room.
Aragorn: I’ll do 50.
Caitlin: You’re not saying shit gets angry.
DM: Oh, if you’re on a separate room and you’re giving 50, that is 50 divided by four.
Aragorn: Well, I’m getting our separate room.
DM: Right. Yes.
Caitlin: Alright guys.
Aragorn: So 17.
Aerendyl: I’ll buy my own.
Aragorn: Eight nights.
Aragorn: Cool.
Aerendyl: I got money bags.
Aerendyl: If he’s getting eight nights, then I’ll give him 16 gold for my eight nights.
DM: Half nine stomachs.
Caitlin: I’ve had money at home but I don’t have money.
DM: All right.
Aragorn: Are you loaded?
Aerendyl: Yep.
Caitlin: I don’t have any inefficient session.
Aragorn: That was very efficient.
Aragorn: And the form of an AI song.
Aerendyl: Who was song?