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I got it. Oh, you got it? You go ahead then. We split
Speaker 1: up. Crazy. After I made a nice sculpture. You did make a nice sculpture. Did you?
Speaker 2: Two sessions ago. That was dark out. I made a dark out sculpture out of a human being who was frozen. Actually, that was three sessions ago, but I’m glad that you remember it. I’m glad you remember it. In the previous session, you were ambushed by people trying to exercise the demons. The session prior was just getting to Troutonia from inside the woods.
Speaker 3: I have a quote here from our last session. It was, I don’t think you understand.
Speaker 1: I don’t think you understand. Everything or you die. Yes, I like that quote as well.
Speaker 3: I think I might make that my quote from my campaign when I run for mayor of Troutonia.
Speaker 2: That’s pretty good. That’s pretty good. A slight edit. Maybe you all deserve everything or we all die. That could be a slogan.
Speaker 3: Give me everything.
Speaker 2: I don’t think you’re going to get elected.
Speaker 3: Fear runs on.
Speaker 4: How do you think America operates?
Speaker 2: Fear also runs on. I
Speaker 5: mean, there’s a build by blood.
Speaker 2: I think about it. When fear runs, run when fear runs. Fear running because you should catch up to it. If you’re a refrigerator running. But I don’t catch it. All right. Anyways, long story short, you guys made your way down through Brimstone, which was literally empty at this point. You guys didn’t see a single soul into Bromada where you guys went to an inn, said your goodbyes, and went to sleep in separate rooms. So that’s right when you woke up, people were already gone. However, before you guys split ways, Dragon, you and Shane, you guys worked together to make four orb of zooms.
Speaker 3: Yes. I was clearly there for that. Yes.
Speaker 2: They operate as essentially a broadcasting thing. So you can say a message into the orb and it will show up on all the other orbs. There is a cost and time, depending on the distance, blah, blah, blah, blah. Long story short, the party can stay in contact without having to deal with the problematic nature of
Speaker 1: instant communication that stuff like sending would use.
Speaker 2: But yes, so you two wake in the inn. It’s a nice, beautiful morning. It’s a cell of 8.30. You guys slept in 30 minutes more than the other two. What did you guys want to do? Your current objective would be to get to the docks more likely than not. I think we’re in a hurry, right? I do believe so, but if there’s something that you needed to get ready, I don’t really need anything. I’m chilling. If you want to get supplies or something that’s understandable.
Speaker 5: I should probably do both. How do you assume the boat comes with the supplies we need, like food, water, et cetera? True, but I didn’t know. It’s pronounced et cetera.
Speaker 2: Sorry. I didn’t know if there was anything you needed like metallic sources or whatnot. I got a barrel.
Speaker 3: Half a barrel now because I had to make orb of zooms.
Speaker 2: Nope. I would probably just get up and head to the docks.
Speaker 6: Even if he’s not there, I would just go over there and start waiting.
Speaker 4: I don’t know anything. I’m going to go ahead to the docks. Head to the docks. All right.
Speaker 1: Well, as you guys have been here before, you guys kind of know where you’re going. You guys were in the end up here. You guys just kind of head down and head over here. It feels like for the other guys that already know this, down near the bottom. As you guys come in close, I’m looking forward to it.
Speaker 2: It seems to be mostly cargo. Yeah.
Speaker 3: Do I see any dark elves on our way? No, you do not. I think there might be dark elves. I don’t see dark elves. Well, we’ll perception, you know. I don’t see dark elves.
Speaker 2: I’ll roll for dark elves seeing.
Speaker 1: Anyways. I don’t see dark elves either there. The bottom half of this dock is very clearly made for cargo. There’s large docks for transporting things. Big crates that are being moved back and forth.
Speaker 1: Whereas the top half seems to be mostly for passengers. Just as you guys get
Speaker 2: close, you realize this is very, it’s a very quick moving area. Most of the ships are only docked for five, maybe 10 minutes at most. They basically get there, dump people out, and then load people in and move. Similar story for the cargo, but that’s
Speaker 1: taking a little bit longer because obviously heavy stuff.
Speaker 2: So specifically, as you guys get really close, you notice that there seems to be two different types of boats. There’s the boats that are chock-full of people, and there are boats that are very few people on them. However, the boats that have few people on them are in fancier clothes. So for lack of a better term, it’s your first class versus economy. There are people of all different races. So yes. What are we thinking on prices?
Speaker 3: Is there anything fine?
Speaker 2: There are no signs.
Speaker 3: 50 gold.
Speaker 2: However, you do notice that outside there are two different, there are two people that are standing kind of near every gate or bridge to the different things. Kind of clearly for you to kind of go talk to to purchase fare on that boat. Is it a fair price? I don’t know, you’d have to ask. I don’t want to.
Speaker 4: I’ll make dragon ask. I’m scared of the bot. Bye, dragon. Do it yourself. Uh-oh. So there’s like a person on each place. Yeah. Well, there’s a fancy boat. You own the fancy boat?
Speaker 3: Yeah, with my cloak on by the way. All right, all right. So there I can read. I can’t see.
Speaker 1: Um, as you kind of go up to the fancy boat, there is a female.
Speaker 2: She’s kind of dressed in nicer clothes. She’s actually tiefling.
Speaker 1: So if that’s not any red flag for you, so be it.
Speaker 5: I think you’re fine. Everyone’s fine. Unless.
Speaker 2: No, I understand. No, no, no, no. They who shall not be named. They know who they are. They deserve that. She’s currently working in what seems to be some type of notebook or clipboard of sorts.
Speaker 1: Just kind of reading through it and referencing things. She just seemed to notice you as you guys walk up. Excuse me. Yes. How can I help you? Give me a second ma’am.
Speaker 2: I’m going to look and see if there’s any rich people that I can make some money from because I kind of still have zero goals. Like rich people. I want to rob them. I’m just going to make some. Think clear. I passed my stealth check. I don’t know why the camera is so dark.
Just for your information. This is a very busy dock, like I said, and the areas of disembarking are shared between commoners and the rich. As such, the rich aren’t necessarily keeping anything of value directly on them.
Speaker 1: It’s all being transported in small crates or cargo things that they have hired
Speaker 2: people to protect and carry for them. Not a single rich person has like a wallet or like a money bag that I can kind of like, oh, I’m sorry. I didn’t mean to bump into you there and just kind of. Not within view, but I’m sure if you wanted to kind of try to. What I am. Sure. Just as you’re looking around, you do see a relatively fat dude walking towards you in very fine clothes.
Speaker 3: Does he have long brown hair, brown eyes, thick brown eyebrows, and a voice that sounds exactly like me? No.
Speaker 2: So he’s not me. Gotcha. Not you. Not you. We’re talking pretty darn chubby, got blonde hair, pretty flowy, actually, very thin eyebrows. You notice that that hair is probably a wig as you kind of notice some brown hair is kind of sticking up from the front, but he hasn’t really hidden away very well.
Speaker 5: The vice principal’s got a tomb pay on.
Speaker 2: 20. Oh, 20. So you’re just trying to bump into him and shove your hand in his pocket? No, that’s not what’s happening here, guys. That’s not what’s happening here, guys. It’s going to be honest. Alrighty.
what seems to be some type of notebook or clipboard of sorts.
Speaker 1: As you kind of bump into him and do the convenient slide of hand thingy.
Speaker 2: You do indeed find a small bag. You kind of grab it and pull it out and kind of stealthily move to the side. Whenever you open it up inside is a single note card.
Written on it is the words you thought. I’m like killing. Hey, Butter, if I kind of turned in from my little hiding place, shot him with an arrow, would you consider him to be surprised? I’m going to say yes. However, I would like it to be known you are in a deeply packed location.
Speaker 1: Oh.
Speaker 2: I’m going to be with guards. Game starts.
Speaker 5: Anyways, I would like to go to the tiefling version. Yes.
Speaker 2: She kind of notices you as you walk up this time. Finally ready to talk. I got distracted. Random person is calling my name.
Speaker 3: Weird.
Speaker 2: How much for two passengers on this boat thingy? Two passengers. We’re currently running a discount that would be a total of 450 gold. That’s fine. Dagon, Dagon. We’re going to make some money. We’re going to make some money.
Speaker 3: Let me speak.
Speaker 5: 450 gold. What does that include? Is that just travel or is there anything included?
Speaker 2: Let’s see. It includes our basic package. Let’s see here. Three meals a day. No snack bar, unfortunately. Of course, you can go and eat separately. What’s the snack bar? But you do get protection from things at the sea, as you know.
Speaker 1: That’s the other kind. That’s extra.
Speaker 5: Extra or extra? Okay.
Speaker 1: She just kind of smiles. I don’t know. I guess we’ll find out. Dagon, Dagon, Dagon.
Speaker 2: We’re getting on this boat.
Speaker 6: How much money do we have?
Speaker 4: I get a vote like that. Come on, man.
Speaker 2: You guys decided to check out. I’m going to vote. I’m saying hey, they’re healthy. Do you have 300 gold pieces? I have 150. Oh, no. Not the sharing the screens. Inventory. None.
Speaker 5: Where’s your money, dog? Where’s your money?
Speaker 4: I’m going to go get money. We’re going to come back. Trust me.
Speaker 2: Trust me. I will say at this point, most of the passengers have already disembarked, so they’re going to be leaving very soon here. Probably a handful of minutes. You can’t make 300 gold in a matter of seconds. Want to bet?
Speaker 5: You want to let us onboard.
Speaker 2: You got suggestions? That’s literally what that spell is.
Speaker 3: I don’t have suggestions. I do have suggestions.
Speaker 5: Grog. No. Orange is pretty cold. It’s a lot of money.
Speaker 3: It’s such a shame. Normally we would if the snack bar was in the way. That’s a shame.
Speaker 2: The snack bar was in the way. I think we’re going to have to find it. Fuck. I fucking hate you. All right. Here’s what you’re going to do. So I can use cash spells, right? Yeah, I can cash spells. What’s up, persuasion roll? F4. F4.
Speaker 1: She just kind of starts with, well, 450 gold is a lot. This probably isn’t for you.
Speaker 3: Oh, hear me out. It’s a lot without the snack bar.
Speaker 5: What’s the point of paying for it?
Speaker 2: You don’t have the money anyway. I’m asking for the higher tier.
Speaker 1: I understand. So you’ve hoped over. For 600 gold for two passengers, we include the nicer rooms. As I’m sure you know what I’m saying.
Speaker 2: The snack bar, the alcohol bar, the mini bar, as well as our indoor pool.
Speaker 3: Okay, the indoor pool. Alrighty. Me and my colleague will quickly go and discuss with our employer to see if they are willing. All right.
Speaker 2: From Barbara. We’ll be leaving in about two minutes. Alrighty.
Speaker 3: You know, go ahead and contact the queen.
Speaker 2: Are you name dropping the queen right now? No, do I need to cast spells? Yeah, I can cast spells.
Speaker 4: Here’s what’s going to happen.
Speaker 2: I was hoping to get royal stream. You’re going to cast a spell and then we’re going to go get on the, and then we’re going to go like slip on the boat. You’re going to cast time stop. If we slip on the boat, they’re just not going to feed us.
Speaker 5: Wait, no, no. Time stop. Wait, hold on. How are you going to do that?
Speaker 2: I don’t want to.
Speaker 5: I don’t want to.
Speaker 1: I just thought of a way you guys could get on the boat, but I’m not going to tell you.
Speaker 5: God, tell me how to get on the boat.
Speaker 2: God, please. Are you suggesting on butter? I mean, I’ll give you a hint. You have a magic item. I have the hourglass. Oh, trade her the hourglass. Sell it to her.
I know when she looks at it, we just take it back. Doesn’t it look like a beggar? I don’t want to look like a beggar in front of my hot, lifely baggy. It’s a deep rope, and remember that it ends.
Speaker 3: And I can’t look bad in front of this hot, lifely baggy.
Speaker 2: It was literally already flirted with you. Literally.
Speaker 5: I mean, if I show her my spectacular jawline, like Twitter stand versus Luigi Mangione. No. Sorry, Madison. Because he’s hot. He has a chisel jawline. He has a six pack.
Speaker 2: He’s Italian for you. Guys, it wasn’t him. It was his twin brother, Waluigi. You’re going to get a plain bagel with a side of poop.
Speaker 4: Right on a big ball of poop. I could just teleport onto the boat. Yeah, that kind of doesn’t have the problem of we don’t get foodibbles.
Speaker 3: Okay, Nate, hear me out. We fucking just killed two passengers.
Speaker 2: The head of God threw away the head. I can’t keep threatening people. I’m just pulling out like God has ever known. God damn it. It’s going to work. They offer protection. I am the protection.
Speaker 3: I mean, I guess we’re just going to walk away and go talk to our employer.
Speaker 2: I have never. Yeah, we talked to our employer. I see what you’re doing, Blago. He don’t have an employer. We’re going to talk to our employer, also known as the cheaper boat. No, no, no. We’re not getting on the broky boat. We are not getting on the broky boat, dude. Lock it the fuck in here, folks.
Speaker 3: We don’t have any, like, anything, really.
Speaker 2: Oh. I mean, Dragon, I would like to remind you, according to your inventory, you have a dagger, a handaxe, a short sword, a very, very fancy blade, and a short bow.
Speaker 3: You think I can just trade my fancy blade and threaten her?
Speaker 2: Butter’s right. Wait. Wait a minute.
Speaker 5: You have the wand of a great fireball.
Speaker 3: I don’t remember. I don’t remember you getting that. You have the upon the… Andrew gave it to me. That’s fireball. That’s the woman.
Speaker 3: I mean, I could probably… Do you think I could pay her in some magic items? Do you think that’s an allowed currency?
Speaker 2: I mean, it definitely seems that she has authority here at minimum.
Speaker 3: Okay, because I have some magic items that I don’t use anymore. Like, I have the bracer of flying daggers. That probably goes for something, magic. I have the wand of great fireball with… How many uses does it have left? I don’t know if it doesn’t say. I don’t know. So that, that, and what, the shiny dagger? Where’s the shiny dagger? I don’t know. What do you mean, what do I do? We need shiny daggers.
Speaker 5: You said I had, like, a shiny looking dagger. Oh, you just have a dagger. It’s just at the top of your inventory. Oh, then why’d you say shiny dagger?
Speaker 2: I don’t know. It’s just… Because it looks shiny. Well, it’s just dagger. You also have a ring that whispers to people.
Speaker 3: I’m keeping that for safekeeping.
Speaker 2: No, it’s not a dragon, dragon. I need you to just stare her down.
Speaker 5: I can give you power.
Speaker 6: Um… But I’m going to put my cloak up over my head and just stare at her. It’s kind of rude. Like, okay. Like, if I put my fucking metallic mask over my face, like, Bane-style, throw the hood up and just stare at her. Okay. I’m sorry for my colleague. She’s not good with people.
Speaker 6: Yeah.
Speaker 3: Um… So, we don’t have the gold coins on us, Karen. But I have some magic items. Would that be worth a trade in?
Speaker 5: I’m sure it depends on some magic items. Put my bag of holding. You just hear, I can give you power. So, we have this right here, this magical bracer, seven daggers.
Speaker 2: Just wait one second.
Speaker 1: She turns around looking at the boat and she just yells, I don’t know what
Speaker 2: you… After about
Speaker 1: 15, 20 seconds, a young man, we’re talking,
Speaker 2: maybe 17, but skinny, scrawny, not looking the best.
Speaker 1: He’s got goggles on and… I’m going to jump in. …and have to jump in black hair.
Speaker 2: He runs out and immediately clocks the situation
Speaker 2: and just goes to grab the bracer flag daggers out of your hands. Will you let him do that? Is he running towards me to steal it? It doesn’t seem that way. It seems more like he was running to her.
Speaker 1: Notice that and then just kind of went up to you to take it.
Speaker 2: You can’t really tell, and since you’re at this point, you just know that he’s reaching for it. Make sure that we are getting him out before he fucking danks it. I’m going to grip it tightly because I have my metal hand so I can kind of just lock it in place. Gotcha. This is like…
Speaker 1: He kind of reaches out and touches it before…
Speaker 2: I’m not touching me. Sorry.
Speaker 1: …and whispering something into the tieflings ear.
Speaker 2: She turns and says, Okay, brother the fat I can give you the premium package for only 200 gold.
Speaker 3: 200 gold. And mate, you have no gold. I have no money. Does 158 plus 111 silver pieces plus one platinum coin count?
Speaker 2: That is, I’m pretty sure, over the amount needed. I don’t know.
Speaker 1: One platinum, that would equal 10 gold. That’s 168. And then, that would be divided by 10, which would give you an additional 11. That gives you 179. Okay. And once over.
Speaker 3: 179. And then… Wait, and that’s the premium or the non-premium?
Speaker 1: That was for the premium. That’s what she said.
Speaker 4: That’s what she said. That doesn’t mean it was true. Hmm.
Speaker 3: The premium was the 600 coin one, right? Yes. Nate, do we want the premium?
Speaker 4: I think we want the superducer premium, right? Am I going to get
Speaker 2: my money back for helping your ass out on this trip? Sure. He’s lying.
Speaker 4: I’m not lying.
Speaker 2: I don’t know where I’m going to get the money to pay you back, but I’ll certainly try. He’s just going to rob every rich person on this darn boat. You know, honestly, butter is kind of right. I’m sure there’s other rich people. I’ll just go with them.
Speaker 3: But I’m also going to take off my spell refueling ring. Can I sell that too?
Speaker 6: You can certainly try. Can I also sell this as well? For passage? Yeah.
Speaker 1: The guy kind of turns towards you and once again goes out and touches it. You kind of notice something whenever he touches it. There’s a sparkle of energy. Almost as though some type of magic has just been cast.
Speaker 2: But it’s strange because it doesn’t look like he used any verbal or semantic to cast it. He’s a sorcerer casting Identify, crazy. And he knew it.
Speaker 1: Once again, he turns and talks to her.
Speaker 2: She says, hmm, the ring itself has some value, I guess.
Speaker 3: Oh, so the magical properties does not count for anything. No. No.
Speaker 1: It appears to be limited in some way. Limited? Limited.
Speaker 2: How much you fucking limited? You can just lick in your mouth. May I ask what you mean by limited? I don’t know.
Speaker 1: I was just told not to trust it very much. It would be nice if I could figure out if I could work around it, fix it. She says, she gives me that, so I can knock it down to say 175 for the two of you. Okay.
Speaker 2: one 25… I got four gold pieces left, baby. She reaches into her kind of coat jacket and pulls out two wrist bands. They are red, and they have the emblem of a boat on it. Okay.
Speaker 1: Hands one to each of you and kind of motions free to get on the boat behind her.
Speaker 3: Come on you know we have a comfortable journey ahead of us.
Speaker 2: As you guys kind of walk towards the boat she turns and asks, do you guys have any luggage?
Speaker 3: All my luggage is currently in this bag of holding. Very well. As you guys kind of get to the boat. Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
Speaker 2: Oh, she gave the fucking magical thingies to like, what are you saying, like a little teenager? Yeah, it seems to be on the younger side. Definitely scrawny at least. Okay, so the second he fucking turns around I’m getting, I’m getting back and shipped back for him. Okay, I don’t use the bracer and I can make the ring anytime I want. I just give me the bracer back then.
Speaker 5: Okay, we’re all like, don’t give it back to me. I don’t want to be in trouble for this.
Speaker 4: Can I make myself some stuff?
Speaker 2: I swear if you’re going to get kicked off this boat, I just spent all my money. Dwight, you spent the money.
Speaker 2: Do you want me to just steal the shit back or no?
Speaker 5: There’s something off about that kid. I can’t lie.
Speaker 2: I feel like you want to notice that. All right, you know what, Dwight Gumswright, when he turns around, I shoot an arrow at him instead. Dwight in your face. He’s gone. You hanging yourself? Yeah. Kill yourself.
Alrighty, I’m going to need a actual solid what you’re doing. Should I rob the shit back or no? At the end of the day, it is your choice. It’s your body, your choice. It’s your money.
Speaker 5: I would prefer if you did it because I’m afraid we’re going to get kicked off the boat.
Speaker 2: I respect Dwight’s opinion. I will not steal the shit back. I will just kind of, I’m just going to shift my gaze from the woman to the kid instead. Stare the kid down. All right, I guess as you’re staring him down, walking backwards onto the boat, Dragon, you’re looking forward as a normal person would. There’s a very muscular man that is kind of standing there greeting passengers as they board.
Speaker 1: As you kind of get closer, he looks at your wristband.
Speaker 2: Just for a split second, he says, premium package, eh? Take a right.
Speaker 2: Next to the room will be the eighth on the left. Eighth on the left? Thank you very much.
Speaker 3: I go straight to that door.
Speaker 1: Following. As you kind of pass, he says, for you would be ninth on the left.
Speaker 3: Next to each other. Cool, cool, cool. I’m eighth, you’re ninth.
Speaker 1: As you guys kind of go to the room, inside is
Speaker 2: what you would expect a very nice room to be. It’s actually, it seems familiar, similar
Speaker 1: to how it was in Kolomata, just the niceties and luxuriousness of it all. But, of course, there’s no suits of armor or anything. It’s just high quality lanterns, wonderful wardrobe and dresser. Basically everything you need to live comfortably for two plus months.
Speaker 5: Damn, Tommy, after we get to
Speaker 2: stop living in a fucking hotel room.
Speaker 4: Let’s go.
Speaker 2: A shitty hotel room with a horse.
Speaker 1: Anyway, after about two minutes of you guys just kind of looking around your room, getting familiar with it. You guys kind of feel the boat kind of rock, as it is very clearly departing.
Speaker 2: After a couple seconds though, the boat seems to stabilize.
Speaker 1: Very much with some form of magic. Seems the waves aren’t very, don’t affect the boat very much.
Speaker 2: I’m not getting motion sickness. All right.
Speaker 2: You guys now have pretty much free reign of things. Is there anything you would like to do? I feel like we’re stupid. We should have asked where this boat was going. This boat is going the right direction, right? You know? You hope. I should have asked that. I don’t like that answer. I don’t think.
Speaker 4: You really should have. This is why I mean. I should have asked.
Speaker 3: You see, it didn’t cross my mind because I was too busy with the whole money situation and Nate was like, I’m just
Speaker 2: gonna kill him. I’m just gonna put an arrow in their back. I mean, judging by your, judging by the amount of ports in the world, you have a one in
Speaker 1: three chance that it’s going to where you’re going, assuming this isn’t an exploration ship or anything of that sort.
Speaker 2: Please, butter, don’t do this to me. Please just tell me we got the right boat. Please just tell me. You really should have asked. Please just tell me we got the right boat.
Speaker 5: I was thinking, can we fucking… Can we go to the meta game
Speaker 6: and just say it’s going to the right place?
Speaker 2: That’s the cost of your inspiration point, sure. I’ll do it.
Speaker 6: I’ll spend my inspiration point. I should have asked. It’s my fault.
Speaker 5: I know it is. What the fuck? I wasn’t thinking.
Speaker 2: I’ve been busy all day. How long this was going to go? I thought I even put a significant big, abralic black dude named thinking, or at least right there, for you guys to ask. Hey yo, where the boat going? I’m working through my room, Doug.
Speaker 5: I should have asked. It’s fine because we’re good though, right?
Speaker 2: Sure, sure. For the record, it was originally going to go to Emaria.
Speaker 5: Oh, that’s…
Speaker 2: That’s a different continent.
Speaker 3: That’s a different continent, yeah. Okay, we’re good then.
Speaker 5: I’m just stupid. I wasn’t thinking until now. I’ve been busy all day.
Speaker 2: Why did you do this to me? I was so curious how long it would go before you guys asked any questions about the ride. Well, I mean, part of me was
Speaker 3: thinking I should ask and then it just emptied my mind and I just… it was filled with… Why I wouldn’t do that to us?
Speaker 2: No, it was going to be hilarious whenever we got there. And then I didn’t… And then you guys got off the boat and you all started asking questions and then nobody knew where you were trying to go.
Speaker 5: He was really going to do that to us. I’m not fucking with that, dude.
Speaker 2: You got it.
Speaker 1: We’re good though, we got the boat. You’re good. And we’re going to the right place. Yes.
Speaker 2: I mean, I don’t really think there’s anything that I need to do around the boat. Probably just like any kind of basic ship to kill time until… I want to have second estimation.
Speaker 6: Okay.
Speaker 2: Alright, let’s do some questions. Roll a flat D20. Let’s see what you get on the romance roll. 17. After solid two weeks of trying, she gives that you have a wonderful afternoon. Congratulations. How long do you make that until night time?
Speaker 4: Gosh, Erin Dill, finally got a play. However, during your pursuit, you find out that she’s actually the captain.
Speaker 2: Woo, now I got a good relationship with her.
Speaker 4: Yes. Why’d it… wait, why was…
Speaker 2: Anyways, Erin Dill’s having a kid. Anybody wanted to do anything during this wonderful travel time? Do you want the time skip? Is the boat faster since it’s richer?
Speaker 1: I would be honest with you, no.
Speaker 2: It just rides nicer. It’s more comfortable. It is more comfortable than it was. I would like to…
Speaker 3: Over the few weeks of travel, I would like to try and complete my grappling hook. Because I got the string and I have a stone. I have one stone that I could probably use to power it. Alright.
Speaker 1: First of all, hey Nate, roll a D100. Dragon, can you give me a favor and roll for Archana for that? 97.
Speaker 2: 97? Never mind. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. I saw that smile. I don’t know if that was… Is that my final answer? Can I make another answer? Can I guess?
You want to use the inspiration points. Absolutely fucking not. I just want it for free. I want to waste my inspiration. A 30-20. A 30-20. Alright. Yes, you are able to make a functional prototype.
Speaker 1: However, it is not exactly as you were expecting.
Speaker 1: While it does seem to shoot out a thing and clap, pass on to what you’re wanting.
Speaker 2: It doesn’t shoot with a lot of force.
Speaker 1: So it doesn’t have as much range as you wanted. And it probably could not impale someone.
Speaker 3: We’ll work on this.
Speaker 2: You’re pretty sure… The problem is the stone, yeah. It’s pretty unfortunate you guys are on a boat going far away from the source of the stones.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I tried going back but everyone said, no, you’re going to die. Yeah, because you would have died. It would have been worth it though.
Speaker 4: No, she would have died.
Speaker 5: I would have died doing what I love. The second thing I love.
Speaker 2: Alright. So we’re sticking with that 97 then, eh?
Speaker 5: Yeah. Can I use a lucky dice on that? No.
Speaker 4: I don’t… You know, butter but it’s not… Can I watch Virginia’s? No.
Speaker 5: I think you can add a plus five to that.
Speaker 2: Make it 101. Do I get a little butter? If you did that, it would move around and it would be a two.
Speaker 3: I don’t know what’s better, a two or a 97. Because you’re happy right now. I have no butter but a nine-due. That is a lie. I have no power. Nate rolled it.
Speaker 2: Yeah, but you know butter but a nine-due. It’s a situation where he’s too happy and I should re-roll.
Speaker 3: He’s playing D &D so it’s kind of hard to tell but I would suggest re-rolling because
Speaker 2: he’s a little more giddy than usual. Yeah, but what if this is like, oh my god, what’s that in the movie? The Princess Bride? Is that the movie I’m thinking of?
Where’s the fucking standoff of the poison? I never watched Princess Bride. Please tell me. What?
I’m thinking the right movie, right? What did you say? The fucking… Oh my god. The battle with? Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. I’m thinking the right movie, yeah. I need an answer here. 97 what we’re sticking with. I mean he rolled it already. He can’t re-roll it, right? I can using what’s it called? Instauration. Using my thing.
Speaker 3: It’s up to you. But I would recommend re-rolling. That’s what I would do.
Speaker 2: Okay. I’m just way too happy. Instauration. Are you listening to me today? Did you hit your head on a rock?
Speaker 6: Did you hit your head on a rock? Did I reach him on? Yes.
Speaker 2: Then there’s your answer, pal. You hit your head on a rock. That’s crazy.
Speaker 4: Okay, I’ll re-roll it. I know. I don’t want to. I don’t want to.
Speaker 5: She’s going to say 97 again. I did.
Speaker 2: I wish to be so funny. 42? 42. 42. Meaning of life. I think we fucked up. 42.
Speaker 5: Butters now disappointed us.
Speaker 2: The meaning of life. Surely it can’t be that bad. 42 is not bad. Andy Robinson coming up to the plate.
Speaker 1: With a solid 42. 42 is what I think of this hand. Mm-hmm. Oh, that was wrong. Hang on.
Speaker 2: He was wrong. I guess I risked my own. Good. I like that. I don’t like how he likes that. Do you like this one or do you like the other one more? Because you know we can’t… We can’t find out.
Speaker 6: Oh. Hi.
Speaker 2: We’re fucked, Nate. Tell my unborn child that I hated him. Yeah. I’ve been a pleasure knowing you for real. I think this is better than finding a mystery you. I think it’s better than…
Speaker 4: What does a 42 do?
Speaker 2: It’s the meaning of life. If Butters put something bad that means he hates life.
Speaker 1: I think it’s better than… about a month into your wonderful journey. So what, halfway? About halfway, yeah.
Speaker 2: You guys would probably be… Yeah, give or take here is where this photo is.
Speaker 1: Um… You guys are underwoken one night. Hey. By the magic to mean to stop. The thing that keeps the boats so calm and peaceful. Mm-hmm. As the boat begins to rock back and forth. Um… After a couple minutes the waves seem to be getting stronger and stronger.
Speaker 2: Now at this point, you guys would be familiar with the boat, so I’ll go ahead and tell you. There are a total of three levels of this boat.
Speaker 1: The topmost boat, there are topmost levels, of course, the main deck. The second level is mostly facilities and storage. And the third level is mostly rooms and, um… like bathrooms, stuff like that. A dining hall is on the first floor. Uh, that’s currently where you guys are.
Speaker 2: Did you guys want to do anything? Or are you guys just staying in your nice rooms just accepting the waves? Trust me, they will… It’s clearly going wrong. This doesn’t feel normal, or yeah.
Speaker 3: I would leave the room… Yeah. …and check things out. Okay.
Speaker 1: What exactly do you mean by check things out?
Speaker 3: Is there like a front deck area?
Speaker 2: There is the top deck. Top deck? I’ll probably go to the top deck. Okay.
Speaker 3: As long as it’s accessible too.
Speaker 1: As you kind of… begin to head up that way. Um… Dragon. You are allowed through to see your special relationship with the captain.
Speaker 2: However, Mr. Yen-Lei, you are stopped… from head upstairs.
Speaker 3: Can he come here and keep me?
Speaker 2: A… a male half-work that turns to you. And it says, Only the captain who…
Speaker 1: and her friends. Sorry, Yen-Lei.
Speaker 2: We’re gonna have to sit this one out for now. Well, Tola’s the fucking more strong.
Speaker 5: Please don’t make the trouble for me. Please don’t make the trouble for me.
Speaker 2: Please don’t make the trouble for me. Please don’t. Please don’t. I am not doing anything like I’m not trying to hurt him per se. I just want him out of her… You are actively hurting him.
Still is that. I want him out of my way. Oh, captain’s… Okay. To do that, that requires a strength stat. That requires a strength… Jack, sure, buddy. Whatever daddy wants, daddy gets.
Speaker 1: We’ll have him roll a constitution.
Speaker 2: Can you get the deck check instead? Because I’m not, like, actively going for… We’ll go jacks instead. I love you, butter. That’s a 20 and 24. That’s a 20. That’s a 20. Rollies. Rollies!
Speaker 6: I think that’s the best thing… Oh, I love that. 19. Solid eight. Alright. As you take the catty’s full leg out, he got a plop to the floor. Do you just waddle past?
Are you speeding past? What’s your general plan here? I want to look down at him and just kind of have no hard feelings, I hope, but I do have something I need to attend to. I’m just going to walk past him. Alright. I’m going to go to be like, to be on the record, he is no longer with me. Thanks. I’m going to walk off. I guess as you’re walking away. Quick question, if I may.
What’s your AC? Me? Yeah. Dog shit.
- If I’m a… I’m a real shit. Better get a lot better real quick.
I’ll tell you this right now. If I actively knock somebody on their ass, I’m fully expecting retribution. Okay. So, fully expect me to be taking the dodge action here. Absolutely.
Absolutely. You do that by redoogling what the dodge action actually does. He rolls with disadvantage. Oh, okay. That’s good. Because he just rolled with 19. Okay.
Yeah. So, as you’re going up the stairs and you kind of hear him get up and you like move, you prepare to move out the way, you are completely caught off guard as a wooden chair is furling its way towards you and cold slams into your back as you kind of fall to the ground. He walks up behind you, kind of goes to grab you. Are you still fighting? Oh, I’m quite invisible.
So, the expect is going to happen. You can’t… Oof. Vanishing smoke. Smoke and mirrors.
I don’t think you have smoke. You just disappear. Smoke and mirrors. Smoke and mirrors. Understood. Smoke and mirrors. I’ve spent a month on this boat. I mimic the captain’s voice and tell him to fuck off.
Speaker 5: You’ve… I’ve been mimicking people’s voices. You probably haven’t even talked to her. She’s the captain. I’ve had to at least hurt her once. Yeah, true. But, slight problem.
Speaker 2: First of all, it would be a deception check with disadvantage. Okay. Minus three.
Speaker 5: Okay.
Speaker 2: This… during this whole time, I’m just going to keep going up. As you should. As you should. I’m not dealing with his bullshit. It’s like deception minus three. Deception with disadvantage minus three, yes. 19. What? With disadvantage minus three? Can I use our lucky roll on him?
Speaker 5: Yeah, go ahead. You get two. You get two rebards. Two rebards.
Speaker 2: Ah, but not at all. Look out of here.
Speaker 6: Okay, don’t keep that. Um… Alright. He’s just…
Speaker 2: As you attempt to copy her voice, he just kind of looks around, realizes that there’s nobody there, and just says,
Speaker 1: I don’t think it’s paid enough for this crap. And just walks away.
Speaker 6: Woo!
Speaker 2: Congratulations. You’re now both on the deck. I’m not going to lie. I’m fucking figured. As you guys get up there, the boat seems to be very slushy-slushy, as you kind of can now see the ocean. It seems that the ocean itself seems to be drawn towards you, as you guys aren’t traveling over waves. The waves are just all of them from all directions, headed right towards you.
Um… Like in space. Yeah. What do you mean they’re all coming towards us? So 360 degree, right?
All the waves are just smashing up against the boat. Um, constantly. Um, and consistently. Um, everybody that’s currently on the deck is scrambling around trying their best to fix the situation. However, they possibly can. By trying to keep the boat not falling apart. What do you guys want to do?
Speaker 5: Now, this will be good service.
Speaker 6: Ha ha ha ha! Ha ha ha ha!
Speaker 2: That will be good service. Yeah, it will be good service. Um, what do we want to do? Oh, let’s just fight God.
Speaker 5: I’m low key down. Oh, that’s a safe campaign? Two for two. Two for two.
Speaker 1: I told the other guys that the head for the next session is the Odyssey. Ha ha ha ha!
Speaker 5: A session to lead Odyssey, gotcha.
Speaker 2: No, no, no. Let’s see if we can I understand it now.
Speaker 5: Um, what do we want to do? Um, what does the top deck look like?
Speaker 3: Are people just scrambling around?
Speaker 2: Yeah, like people just struggling to Where is the captain? Together. The captain is currently parking orders from behind the wheel, yes. Hey baby girl.
Speaker 4: No, no, no. Not like that. Not like that.
Speaker 2: The hood stays on. Hey, remember that one time? You and I?
Speaker 4: Remember that one time? Yeah, you do. Oh, yeah. Ha ha ha ha ha! You really work. Can you remember last month?
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 6: That’s the same.
Speaker 4: You really work, right, minor?
Speaker 5: Uh, not fucking day. What do we do?
Speaker 2: I mean, I guess there’s not really what you can do unless you guys have some really good ideas.
Speaker 4: I mean, if she’s parking orders. Wait, so I can make the sea look at the hour class. Then the waves will freeze.
Speaker 3: Um, do the waves look like a natural disaster type of thing? Or does it look man made?
Speaker 1: Good question.
Speaker 2: Or God made. Perception. Cause you’re just kind of like looking at it from afar.
Speaker 1: Using Lucky Point, I understand.
Speaker 2: Using another Lucky Point. No, I’m not using Lucky Point. Oh, plastic. 24. 24. Um, with your with your, um, considerable knowledge of the ocean and the way the water works, just your time at war and your journey over, overseas. You are very confident that no, these waves do not look normal at all. They are far too uniform from the entirety for it to be natural. Does this look God scale? Or does this look like something that could be by strong spellcaster or not?
This definitely looks like it could be created by less powerful beings than Gods. Buster. There’s somebody on the boat fucking around. And it’s all the waves are coming towards us.
Speaker 1: Yes. So, smashing into the side of the boat. In fact, some of the
Speaker 2: waves have already begun to kind of break off near one of the sides.
Speaker 1: Is it perfect? Like center, where the ship all the waves are at us?
Speaker 2: Pretty much, yeah. It’s not like ripple in reverse where it’s all a perfect circle sliding into you. It’s waves at different times, but they’re all slamming towards the center that is the boat, yes. Okay. Where’s the cargo at?
Speaker 1: The cargo on this boat is on the second floor. Below us? Directly? Yes, directly below you. Would you say it’s within 30 feet? It would depend. Some of the cargo is within 30 feet, yes.
Speaker 3: I would like to go downstairs. And if I can, can I test the tech magic in a 30 foot radius to see if there’s
Speaker 2: something that could be attracting said waves? You are a smart individual. Anybody ever told you that? You’re hot and sexy. Why do you think I got it with a captain? Man. Alright. Hey, Butterbar. Can it? I can shape it to look like people, right?
Speaker 5: No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no,
Speaker 2: no. Unfortunately, if we’re the gods, have taken away your abilities.
Speaker 6: No.
Speaker 2: Divine retribution for all of the murder and sleet’s pain. Oh, man.
Speaker 3: I’m going to go down there and see if I can. I’d like to cast the tech magic in that radius.
Speaker 2: When you cast the tech magic and you look around, by the way,
Speaker 1: we decided in the previous session that, yes, the tech magic works like Superman’s thinking X-ray vision for magical items and magical items only. But, yes, you see lots of magical items.
Speaker 3: Anything that stands out, though.
Speaker 1: Very clearly, you know, rich people’s stuff, so you have merchants and nobility of different nations all having different items all in cargo.
Speaker 2: However, there is one box that seems suspiciously devoid.
Speaker 1: Most of the boxes are completely full, like almost overflowing with items, most of the magical. However, this one seems to have
Speaker 2: mostly non-magical things, except for one circle sphere thing. And it is emanating a different kind of magic. You’re not exactly sure what kind. Is there anybody else down here? There are people down in the storage department, but not near that box, no.
Speaker 3: I would like to look at it like sectioned off and kind of the
Speaker 2: way you’d expect most storage places to be sectioned off. Think of basically a those like storage units that you can buy. Can I try and joint it?
Speaker 5: You want to joint it?
Speaker 1: Yes. I don’t want to put it in my back of holding. I want to put it in my normal like satchel.
Speaker 1: Okay. You just want to go up to the box, open it and take it out?
Speaker 3: Yeah, if I can stealth it so nobody thinks I’m actually like stealing something. Alright.
Speaker 1: Well, as you make your way towards
Speaker 2: this, there isn’t anybody nearby, like I said. You don’t run into anybody on your way there.
Speaker 1: But when you open up the top of the box, inside is, it’s full of mostly halfway with just straw.
Speaker 2: But in the center, kind of an indent, there’s this, it looks like a crystal ball of sorts, but it’s a light blue. No, no, no, no. Whirling. Are these the things that the fucking spellcasters had in their hands?
Speaker 1: It is not. It is different. Whereas the spellcasters was made completely of ice. This one, not yet, Dragon, hang on, I’m getting there.
Speaker 2: This one, it’s kind of sitting on a purple cloth. But as you pick it up,
Speaker 1: you kind of get a closer look and it kind of warms in your hand.
Speaker 2: It’s very cold to the touch.
Speaker 1: Not ice, but it is kind of metal hand.
Speaker 3: I don’t touch magical objects with my real hand. That’s a bad idea.
Speaker 2: Okay, your metal hands feel warm. Because I said so. Oh shit. Oh, my thermal goggles are picking up a heat signature.
Speaker 1: Yes, yes.
Speaker 4: Heat signature.
Speaker 2: Anyways, whenever you pick it up, you notice that inside seems to be water. Just kind of sloshing around inside. How interesting. Gently put it in my bag. I thought it was my start to shake.
Speaker 5: No, it’s not so gloom.
Speaker 2: That looks so cool. But it is now in your pocket.
Speaker 3: I’m going to take it back up to the deck. And I want to go talk to the captain.
Speaker 2: Sorry. You’re once again allowed through the guard with no problems at all. Because you are the special guy. I’m a little problem.
Speaker 1: But yes, you are able to go back up to the deck. The water is still rough and sloshing back and forth.
Speaker 2: Not so much that you guys are going to get knocked off your feet or anything, but it’s definitely not comfortable. Are we on a first aid basis? You know? I’m not going to get knocked off. I’m sorry. You are.
Speaker 3: Oh, shit. I’m making waves and that’s not a pun.
Speaker 2: You fucked. I would have hoped if you were on, you know. Oh my gosh. Yes, dear captain.
Speaker 1: As you go up to the captain, her name is Shaila.
Speaker 2: Shaila buff? No, it’s just Shaila. Shut up. I’m going to be, I want to walk up to her and be like, Hey girl.
Speaker 3: Shaila, you know, you see the waves, right?
Speaker 2: She turns to kind of impatiently and says, dear, I’m not the time.
Speaker 3: I think it is. Where’s that Eric kid, the magic guy?
Speaker 2: Where’s that Arab kid? He’s probably downstairs reading somewhere.
Speaker 5: So I’m going to pull the item out. I think this is because of the waves. And he might actually be able to tell. I
Speaker 2: really do need to know. Is this some actual character that I’ve genuinely missed up on or is the wagon just pulling shit out of his ass?
Speaker 6: Eric, the kid. The kid.
Speaker 5: The one who took the stick in front
Speaker 6: of the place or the one who just stared it down. You’re a mape? Yes. You had a name? It’s had a name. Yes, he did.
Speaker 2: Oh my gosh. I even yelled it for context, by the way. To be fair, when you yelled it, it just sounded like you went ehhhhh.
Speaker 3: I was able to get Eric out of it, but it did sound like ehhhhh. That’s why you’re my best friend. You can hear me whenever I go exactly, exactly.
Speaker 2: Anyways, she kind of looks at the orb and back at you and she says, I’m sure it is. And the very much, leave me alone, I’m busy right now.
Speaker 3: I’m going to go talk to Eric. I’m going to bring it to Eric.
Speaker 2: You are not aware where Eric is, so you’re going to ask people for directions, you’re just going to run around, try and find them.
Speaker 6: I know where he is. I remember. He’s my chess partner. That’s the guard.
Speaker 2: Did he decide to pick up chess? Yeah, you did. No, why not? Really convenient. Then yes, you are aware that he plays chess on the weekends. Is it the weekends? No, I like you very much, by the way. I know where he is. No, you don’t. I know exactly. He’s in our chess room. Have you been getting action too?
Speaker 4: With Eric. No.
Speaker 2: You know, kids just hold such a special place in my home.
Speaker 6: No. No, we’re just not there.
Speaker 2: We’re going to teach those homeless orbs to play the game.
Speaker 5: Stop.
Speaker 2: Stop. Stop. This time.
Speaker 6: That’s how you know it’s a problem. How do you know it’s a problem? It’s crazy how you said this.
Speaker 2: Look, I will admit, there have been times before where, you know, I, you know, but like, this time I’m not. Just want to help that poor little orphan boy get out there.
Speaker 3: I’m going to ask the orc guard that I passed and see if he knows where he might be. Okay. Uh, do it. He does.
Speaker 2: I don’t know where he was though. No, you don’t. Man, let’s follow my car. I’m sorry. You’re an assassin murderer who’s known throughout the world as being an assassin murderer. Okay. Please, check on the weekends.
Speaker 5: I like playing chess. It’s like, I’m going to kill your, night 2 E6.
Speaker 4: I just, I, uh, I, uh, well, I, uh, shut up.
Speaker 2: Good talk. So, Dwight, um, luckily he did know where Eric is.
Speaker 1: Um, apparently he likes to read in the quiet, isolated section of the, uh, storage, uh, area.
Speaker 2: So, chess board, um, the corner.
Speaker 4: I’m going to go there. I’m going to go there then.
Speaker 2: All right. Um, as you kind of follow his directions, uh, you come across a room that is, it has a door on it and it’s currently closed. That’s from underneath the door.
You do see a bit of flickering light coming from a lantern or something. It’s out of the box. Sorry. Oh. Uh, I didn’t like, I didn’t like that noise very much. Inside you hear scrambling and then the light goes out and no response. It’s bedtime. I guess I sound like Super Right now.
Speaker 5: Oh you fat little wanker. You’re a little wanker.
Speaker 2: Oh Siri is that you in there?
Speaker 5: Oh Blender. Thank you. Oh Blender.
Speaker 2: Oh Blender don’t kill my wife.
Speaker 5: You can make me weep little lad.
Speaker 4: What you gonna bloody do about it.
Speaker 6: Oh shit. Yes, yes. Sorry, sorry.
Speaker 5: I’m gonna knock again. This time you hear from the inside. Nobody’s here. Eric is that you?
Speaker 6: I’m the element guy you took the razor from. He just kind of opens the door. Aren’t you the captain’s… Yes, yes I’m Shiloh’s friend. I have a major favor. What did he say? He just kind of…
Speaker 1: What did he say? Shiloh, eh?
Speaker 2: Kind of almost insulted that you’re on first name basis.
Speaker 5: Anyways, I was hoping… I was wondering if you had to… If you knew what this was. And I pulled out the orb. It looks like an orb.
Speaker 2: So you know what’s going on out there, right? I know it’s not my shift and I’m reading.
Speaker 5: Wow. Basically we’re dying. I think this is the cause of that. And I just had a quick question.
Speaker 2: If I destroyed it, what would happen? Why did you turn into Trump there for a second? I’m not going to destroy him. So we’re about to die.
Speaker 5: I’m going to destroy this when it breaks.
Speaker 1: He just kind of sighs and reaches out to grab it.
Speaker 2: Do you do it? Like fully take it? Yeah, he reaches out. Like, previously when I reached out, he kind of did like this number here. This time he’s going for a full gimme gimme.
Speaker 5: Is there a reason why you want this fully?
Speaker 1: I don’t know what it is yet.
Speaker 3: You’re able to figure out anything else with the touch. But now you want to hold this orb. And now I’m kind of suspicious.
Speaker 2: That’s what the touch is. Sorry.
Speaker 3: Yeah, but he touched it. He never grabbed it fully. He never, you ain’t get from me. He wants to, you ain’t get from me, Nate. Oh, you’re invisible, Nate, aren’t you?
Speaker 4: Probably. Has it been an hour? No.
Speaker 1: No, not by any means.
Speaker 3: I’ll let him have it then. He’s in darkness.
Speaker 2: I’m going to invisibly aim an arrow at his forehead. And if he tries to do anything, he’s kind of just dead on reaction. You know, you like to kill people, don’t you? Intimist murderer assassin. What was that? You said a famous murder assassin known throughout the world for murdering and assassinating people.
Speaker 6: Are you Luigi Mangione? My hero.
Speaker 6: My hero. My. Do you smell black? I don’t know. I can’t. I wouldn’t do it.
Speaker 2: I wouldn’t do it. Do you smell black? Yeah. Can I?
Speaker 1: He grabs it, looks at it for a little bit.
Speaker 2: And so, nope, I don’t believe this is what you’re looking for. So I can destroy it? I doubt that. I wouldn’t do that. I’m sure this is somebody’s property. Check. Insight.
I forgot what the word was. Checking. I’m checking.
Okay, what are you trying to insight? Is he lying? Is this behind it all? Is he lying about what? Is this the thing that’s causing the thing? Okay, okay. The first part.
Speaker 1: Go ahead and roll insight, good sir. 18. 12 plus 6.
Speaker 3: Oh, I’ll make him smarter. That’s a 23.
Speaker 2: I see all.
Speaker 4: What’s that insight? Never mind.
Speaker 3: I cannot because when you, or another creature you can see, I cannot see him, can I?
Speaker 1: You know what? No, you can’t because he’s invisible.
Speaker 2: All right, so your base roll plus what? 18. 18. Okay. So you are not too sure if he’s telling the truth or not. However, you do kind of notice whenever he was talking, he
Speaker 1: keeps like shifting his hands on the ball almost in a protective manner.
Speaker 2: I have the super juicer threaten everybody button. He now has a handful of blades in his neck. I forgot, I have the super juicer threaten people button. Okay. Are you pressing the super juicer?
I’m pressing the super juicer button. He has like four knives that is throughout now. But he noticed the knives though. Yes, they are visible. He now has four long swords like four.
Speaker 6: He takes the step forward and the back is…
Speaker 5: He just keeps talking as though nothing has changed. Okay, well if it’s not the one, I’ll just put it back. Give me back the one.
Speaker 2: Well, well, you know, maybe I should take it to study it some more. Give me back your… Swords at throat buttons. Go! Beyblade, go!
Speaker 5: I’m going to say this to him in the nicest way possible. Give me the sword. And no one has to know.
Speaker 1: No, no, no, no, no, no. Look, you know what I mean.
Speaker 1: I don’t know what you’re insulating.
Speaker 2: I’m going to say it in his head. Can I… I want to stand behind him. And I want… like I want to get behind him and I want to cut my invisibility. But here’s what I’m going to do. I’m going to leave my like hood up and mask over so I’m just fucking Batman with the dark cloak. Just standing over him. Just… just… So yeah, there is now… I don’t know if it’s like Brighton here, but I’m now just kind of standing behind him. No, it is not Brighton here. He had a candle going, but he blew it out to try and be, you know…
Speaker 2: So I could probably just use my…
Speaker 3: like reflect on my eyes. I probably did. I have dark vision, so…
Speaker 5: Just… I’m going to cast a message in his head and be like,
Speaker 3: You know exactly what I’m talking about. Hand over the orb. Can you live?
Speaker 1: Live? Are you threatening me? I’m just going to give him the eyes of…
Speaker 2: Not threatening you per se. I’m just insinuating an offer that… And I’m going to reach for the orb.
Speaker 1: He just kind of tilts his head to the side.
Speaker 6: Shink!
Speaker 2: Is he… Where are these beacon knives that he didn’t notice because he has a passive perception of not one?
Speaker 5: If I’m standing behind him, I don’t have the knives out currently. Okay. Alright, in that case, he just kind of like tilts his head to like look behind you.
Speaker 1: You’re threatening me? You’re all alone?
Speaker 2: I’m just going to smirk.
Speaker 4: Alone is an interesting word. Why did you do that?
Speaker 6: Are you actually going to do that? Funny… Such a funny word alone. I mean from someone like you is an interesting statement, is it not? Yeah, yeah, wonderful monologue. However, whenever you said, alone in a dark, deep voice, he jumps like four kilometers and throws the ball towards you. Just out of pure reflex of what’s out… He throws stuff?
He throws it in front of him, like that motion there. Oh, oh. I watched you say. Behind him, you’re catching me through to you. No, he turned around and threw it at you.
Speaker 5: No, no, no, no, no. So he just jumped when he heard the voice.
Speaker 3: Oh, then I’m grabbing the orb.
Speaker 2: He just kind of turns around, just kind of like, you know that slowly it’s behind me, isn’t it?
Speaker 4: He’s right behind me, isn’t he?
Speaker 2: He just kind of slowly turns around. Just it.
Speaker 5: I’m your weird hockey bat. Don’t destroy it. And why is that? Eric?
Speaker 2: I’m not saying a word. I’m still just silently staring at him.
Speaker 6: Why don’t you want me to destroy this weirdly placed magical item?
Speaker 5: It’s something I found. Well, there’s something that you found that is going to lead us all to death. If I don’t destroy it.
Speaker 2: As you say that with such confidence from inside your pockets, everybody in the room hears, I can give you a bow.
Speaker 3: It seems to be getting louder, by the way. Oh. Just for the record. Give Eric the ring. No. Magical items.
Speaker 3: No. No hell no. Worth a shot. Well, Eric, it was nice knowing you. I’m going to go destroy this orb now. Wait, but don’t.
Speaker 2: It’s the only thing I’ve ever found.
Speaker 3: Eric, go to the top deck and then you can see why. I am doing this.
Speaker 5: It’s for your own safety. It’s not magical.
Speaker 2: Yes it is. How do you think I found it?
Speaker 6: That’s a good question. Did you go through my things?
Speaker 5: I went through a lot of people’s things. I casted Detect Magic and it was detecting magic.
Speaker 6: Oh. Nice water. I seem to run into the words of this looks like what might be causing this. No, no, no. That was him saying, oh, like that. It’s pretty obvious that he is used to being the authority of what is and isn’t magic on this boat. So whatever you snap back and said, actually, it is magic. I know because I can detect that. Please tell me for the love of God that Aaron Veldt did the left hand one finger up. Well, actually.
Speaker 4: Actually. It’s the what do you call it? What’s the guy on the shoulder? Listen. Hey, listen buddy.
Speaker 2: I’m going to hit him with the fucking UI Goku. Just throw him to the ball.
Speaker 4: We’ve, we’ve, we’ve, we’ve, we’ve.
Speaker 2: He, he’s realizing that. Have fun. Him realizing that. Gosh, I need to die. I’m realizing that he’s not going to be able to convince you otherwise. I’ll immediately kind of rush towards you to try and grab the fear. However, at this point, can I get all of you to make a dexterity saving throw please?
Speaker 1: I’m actually Batman. Is it the waves? Yes. Dexterity. Somebody said dex save. Funny how that works.
Speaker 1: I’m really easy to die. 22. Yeah. Okay. 19. 19.
Speaker 2: All right. Both of you have absolutely no problem standing like any normal person. However, this poor soul who just rolled a net one. It’s fucking ragdolls. Well, he was rushing towards you.
The water sloshes and he goes head first into the door frame. I can’t. Um, I think like literally right behind him. Can I like grab him, like put a hand on his shoulder and like hold him down? Probably.
You, I’ll make a dexterity if you want to see him for the best of my life. Well, you’re trying to keep afloat. You’re trying to stay still. I’m also Batman. It is.
Speaker 4: It would. If you’re going to check if you want me to. Yeah. Okay. We’ll go check at disadvantage.
Speaker 1: Actually disadvantage minus stuff because with everything that’s happening, but we’ll just not one.
Speaker 3: I’m not going to reach for it anymore.
Speaker 2: Check. Wow. My Dex is still not 20 Christ. I could give you more damage. 19. With disadvantage. Yeah, well the 15. I rolled a 15 and a 19. Doug, how could I have rolled count some three Nat 1’s the session?
Speaker 5: I don’t think you should have rolled that. He does not see the night. That was a Nat 1, wasn’t it?
Speaker 2: That’s right there. Here’s what you got to recognize though, butter. I am currently in your campaign. I am wielding the strongest D &D character to touch foot in a D &D campaign. The second I lose him, I’m going to lose those rolls too, most likely because that’s how my luck works. I am waiting for those
Speaker 1: wonderful days in which we can actually have something happen that isn’t just I want to do it. I am like, oh hey look, I
Speaker 2: instantly do it because my rolls are godlike. I can only make a stealth check real quick. I actually don’t need to roll for stealth anymore. At this point I genuinely don’t need to roll for stealth anymore. Yeah, you’re past those stealths higher than most people can actually roll. Past the stealth is 20. Anyways. I always mix stealth with advantage and I roll three dice on advantage. I guess you are able to grab him as he kind of tries to dart forwards.
Speaker 1: He doesn’t seem happy with what you want to do.
Speaker 3: Eric, Eric, Eric, that was not a good move.
Speaker 5: Have you noticed the ship? Like, what about it? That’s not normal, right? Think hard, Eric. Think, Eric.
Speaker 2: It’s not normal, but I don’t think destroying that will help things. What about it?
Speaker 5: You can make a bet. What about it? You can make a bet, Eric. I will give you this wand of fireball if you’re right.
Speaker 4: I’m talking about some bad idea.
Speaker 3: I’m right though. Look at Butter’s face. I’m right.
Speaker 5: Eric. Also, I’m lying through my teeth. I’m not giving him the wand of fireball.
Speaker 2: He looks at you with this look of you’re an idiot. Wow. And just doesn’t say anything.
Speaker 1: He’s just looking at you.
Speaker 2: Imagine how we look at apes. That’s how he’s currently looking at you. No. You are such a little word in life form. I feel sorry for you. Butter just called you black. You should have taken that first.
Speaker 5: Sure. Just in a minute, do you want to go down? Eric. Can you stop saying my name like that? I don’t know what you’re talking about. Eric?
Speaker 2: Can I get another text save from this? Sure. If he tries it again, I’m crushing a ghost shell. You’re 26. Of course. Are you still holding on to him? Yeah. I would say roll again, but you’re still going to be fantastic. He rolled a solid nat 2. Two hands. Clamp.
Speaker 1: Yep. Let’s see if he notices the long front. Did he try going for it again? No. That was just the ways.
Speaker 2: But it seems to be getting stronger as the boat is rocking more and more. As I’m sure you’ve noticed, because now you’re making text saves instead of just compensating naturally. That’s the case then.
Speaker 3: Eric, if I’m wrong, then…
Speaker 4: My God, have mercy on our soul.
Speaker 5: What he said. But if I’m right, then you have to take responsibility. Well, you lost the boat.
Speaker 3: Are you ready to face the consequences of your action, Eric?
Speaker 2: Please stop saying my name like that.
Speaker 3: Well, I guess you are just a kid after all, and I’m just going to fucking… All right. The moment that you do that, the boat stops creaking.
Speaker 2: The entire ocean goes completely slow. Hey, Butter, does he notice a long sword if I put the point right between his fucking eyeballs?
Speaker 6: No! I got a four-star one!
Speaker 2: How about I give him advantage? How about I help him notice the giant fucking sword? Yeah, they got… I’m going to say yes, a five allows him to see. Okay, cool. You see that? You see that right there? You see that? That sword right there right in front of your goddamn eyeballs? You see that? Yeah. What was that about this whole little smoke globe not working?
Speaker 5: Eric? You’re going to do me a solid favor. You’re going to go up there and talk to your captain and say that it was 100% your stupid ass fault. Those words? Exactly!
Speaker 3: Or you will not live to see another day. Do I make myself clear?
Speaker 5: You know what I’m going to do? I’m going to talk to your captain and say that it was 100% your stupid ass fault. Oh my god!
Speaker 1: What? It’s okay. He just kind of looks down, kind of defeated. And he says, okay, as he begins to walk towards the door. I’m holding him.
Speaker 3: Now, before he goes… I’m going to say one more thing.
Speaker 2: I’m going to be really trying to roll a dice. I’m going to be really funny.
Speaker 3: Eric, I can tell by looking at your face that you didn’t mean for any of this to happen. You found this item at like what, a shop or just on your own, right?
Speaker 1: I mean, in a way.
Speaker 2: Oh, almost. So you just wanted to keep it. Or did somebody give it to you?
Speaker 1: No, I found it. Where? While fishing. Fishing? So, was it in the water?
Speaker 2: Yeah, that’s a lie. I don’t even need to make an insight check. That’s a lie.
Speaker 3: I want to make an insight check because I don’t know if I might have made out of just fucked up by destroying like an orb of sea or something. The sea is going to be angry at me in sight.
Speaker 4: We’ll have another month. I mean, last another month. I need to reroll. Twenty two for insight.
Speaker 2: Twenty two. You are pretty confident that he is telling the truth.
Speaker 6: He did indeed catch that. There, find it while fishing.
Speaker 3: Now, in your opinion, was it a dumb idea to destroy it straight up or should I just toss it in the ocean?
Speaker 1: You should have given it back to me.
Speaker 3: Why would I have done that? Because I found it. It’s fine. Oh my God. Okay. I, starting now, you’re going to say this to the captain. I am a stupid bitch and I was causing the problem. And I will accept proper punishment.
Speaker 5: I’m not going to say that.
Speaker 2: No. Okay.
Speaker 5: Eric, Eric, Eric, Eric. Did you not hear what I said the last time?
Speaker 2: No, no, no, try again. Try again. I got this. Get in there. Thread him. No.
Speaker 4: Oh, no. Oh, no.
Speaker 2: I’m going to like, but take my hands off his shoulders. I’m going to like lift my hood back up. And I’m just going to get like, he’s a kid, right?
Yeah. I’m a couple, I’m like, I’d say I’m a little bit taller than him. If you’re not like, you’re just one. Then I’m going to like kind of get down a little bit and just kind of put my head right next to his ear and just.
Speaker 4: Your conscience follows you. Make sure you don’t put your stupidity blind you.
Speaker 1: Your grief will follow. And I’m going to go invisible. And I’m just a cast of visibility. As, as you finish speaking, he says, and your face follows you. Good thing you can hide it.
Speaker 5: Oh, Eric, Eric, Eric, Eric, Eric. You made some mistakes.
Speaker 2: They’re way you got roasted.
Speaker 3: I don’t, I don’t think Shiloh would miss you. In fact, it wouldn’t be so
Speaker 5: weird if someone was calling her Shiloh.
Speaker 3: Eric, Eric, Eric. You keep making mistakes.
Speaker 2: You manipulate the swords without breaking invisibility. What? Can I manipulate the swords without breaking invisibility? No. No.
Speaker 5: Shut up. Do I get in your up. Eric, Eric, Eric.
Speaker 3: So you’re not going to go up there and take proper punishment for what you have done. Correct?
Speaker 1: I didn’t do anything. That was just one sentence.
Speaker 5: Well, then you swim, Eric. Can you swim?
Speaker 2: I thought I got a boat. I should hope so.
Speaker 5: Well, let’s hope somebody not us comes and finds you because you’re going overboard. And I’m going to put the hand out of shoulder.
Speaker 2: I mean, like, wait, do I just put them in the back of holding? Oh, I get it. You pronounce it like Trump.
Speaker 4: Here we go.
Speaker 2: Over and over. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Over and over. Over and over. Um, you say exact words to Shiloh.
Speaker 5: That’s exactly what happened here.
Speaker 3: I kind of told her beforehand about the orb. And I told her it was the like the thing causing it and she goes, you’re probably right. And I went to go talk to you.
Speaker 5: Who is she going to believe more?
Speaker 3: Or will you not even make it to her in time? Maybe you’ll have an accident on the way.
Speaker 2: You never know. That’s that much of a child. I don’t pee myself anymore. Oh my God. Oh my God. Oh my God. Just fucking kill the kid and toss his body over. Dude.
Speaker 1: He goes, we saw the fruit. And that’s for who she’d believe. He’d probably believe her son.
Speaker 2: Oh, damn it. Damn it. Oh, no.
Speaker 5: Oh, yes, sir, Bob. We couldn’t find him. We couldn’t find him. He must have noticed.
Speaker 5: Oh, well, see, Eric, Eric, Eric.
Speaker 2: Eric. It’s like a circolium sun. Now you listen here some.
Speaker 5: Sometimes you got to, you got to accept. See, I didn’t want to do this, but your mother, she, she made me punish you today.
Speaker 2: Wait, yeah, dragon, that gives you legal authority over the kids.
Speaker 6: Nobody does this. I’m sorry, but I have to do this. Oh my gosh. No, Eric, let’s be honest here.
Speaker 3: I haven’t made any jokes. You didn’t mean to cause any harm, but you got to be honest. The orb is what was causing the waves to crash into the boat.
Speaker 5: Please tell me you know that.
Speaker 2: Well, it could have just been bad weather.
Speaker 5: Yes, it is. Okay, this is what we’re going to do.
Speaker 4: It’s our company.
Speaker 2: You’re going to stay locked inside of this room while I go talk to Shaila. You can’t ground me here at my mom. You’re right. I’m not your mother.
Speaker 3: I’m your new dad.
Speaker 2: Are you rolling some abasins for you? Wait, do I get to the crafter, right? Make a timeout stool for the kids. That’s the skewer that was going.
Speaker 5: What happened? I’m going to ask for an intimidation check. I think you should make a consistent rule. Give the kid a chance. 25.
Speaker 2: Give the kid a chance. Make a consistent rule.
Speaker 2: Hang on, new dice. This one should be really good. 25. You got to be at 25. It turns around, goes to the room, and slams the door.
Speaker 5: Ladies and gentlemen, that is the fifth net worth.
Speaker 3: Eric, I know you can hear me.
Speaker 2: You’re not in trouble. I’m not mad. No one’s mad at you.
Speaker 5: You’re just trying to let me know your actions have consequences.
Speaker 3: I’m sorry about your or. We can pick up a fancy or about the story later.
Speaker 2: We’re not mad. We’re just disappointed.
Speaker 3: Exactly, exactly.
Speaker 2: I’m going to host this. By the way, I figured it out. As a DM, I roll not one. As a player, I rolled 17s consistently. The dice fell. In that case, you need to have player characters as your DM and PC. I’m going to walk up
Speaker 3: to the top deck and go meet with the captain.
Speaker 2: As we go back upstairs, it is very calm. They were kind of out of, oh my gosh, we’re all going to die into repair mode. Fixing things that snapped or broke off the boat. The captain though is kind of relaxed all in all. At this point, there’s not much for her to do.
Speaker 5: She’s like, I see everything is fixed now.
Speaker 2: Oh my god, I’m breaking invisibility. I do not want to accidentally get caught up in somebody’s way or scare the shit out of somebody. I’m just going to follow a dragon. I’m also not going to be like, oh my god, I’m going to be a normal guy. Like mask off, hood off. I’m not going to walk around as Batman anymore.
Speaker 6: I’m Bruce Wayne now.
Speaker 2: With no money. I’m Brokey Wayne. Fantastic.
Speaker 1: When you call out she just turns and says, just the one I wanted to see. Are you busy later? Me?
Speaker 3: No, but you might have to be busy.
Speaker 2: With me. With Eric.
Speaker 5: So, remember when I walked up here and showed you that orb thingy and told you it was the cause of all the problems?
Speaker 1: I guess it was.
Speaker 3: And I found out the source. So Eric found the orb in the ocean, plucked it out, kept it. Next thing you know, waves are coming at us. I look for the item. I found the item. I go to confront Eric, like the noble man I am.
Speaker 5: And he’s just like, it’s not magical. It’s not magical. Let me have it. Let me have it. And then I broke it. And then the waves settled. So.
Speaker 2: Yes. I will handle this. Any questions?
Speaker 5: We didn’t harm the boy. He’s still fine. He might be a little
Speaker 3: scarred because we did kind of have to set an example of like what he almost did. Where is he? He’s in that room where he likes to read.
Speaker 2: Something to note as well. Not super familiar with the boy, except for my little interactions with him here. And then he does seem to have a bit of an overactive imagination. He was claiming when we were down there that we were threatening him.
So if he says anything of the sort, I’m sure it’s just him being afraid of the time. Roll deception on that. Butter, butter, butter, butter, butter. Do you really want me to roll deception or do you want to just act like I have succeeded?
Speaker 4: Roll deception, sir.
Speaker 2: Roll the nat 20. I did not roll a nat 20, unfortunately.
Speaker 6: I actually was quite more on the line.
Speaker 2: What is it? She sees through your lies. Not necessarily. What was her total? She rolled a nat 20. It doesn’t matter as long as her modifier is higher than what my total roll was. What was her total roll? 22. Okay, so my 27 still wins even though it wasn’t a nat 20. No, no, natural. Natural 20 still doesn’t apply to ability and skill checks, unfortunately.
It’s just whichever is the higher number. Are you serious? I am serious. You can look it up. That is an actual like.
That’s so upsetting. It is whichever, natural 20s may not affect. It is whichever has the higher modifier and higher total roll value is what wins. The only time that natural 20s apply is a quote unquote critical success is in the situations where like a DC is technically too high for a player to reach. In that case, a vented hit or in the case of an AC might be too high for a 20 plus ability modifier to reach, but a natural 20 will bypass and hit regardless of the AC. So there’s something as an AC at 40 and I only have a plus seven. A natural 20 will give me a 27 and I still hate regardless. With skill checks and ability checks, natural 20s do not apply.
I must say homebrew rule is at the table with like critical success and critical failures. Yeah, you’re right. You’re right. You’re right. All right, fine. So she believes him. We win. She waddles off.
Speaker 1: Why do you only give me that 20s when I don’t need them?
Speaker 2: I tap up Aaron Bell. She’s not looking.
Speaker 5: You got my back, buddy. Thank you.
Speaker 2: You did well with the kid. Good work on it too. Thank you. Had the passion for pop.
Speaker 3: Thank you for the flare you had at the end where you appeared behind him and went like, blah, blah, blah. That was nice.
Speaker 1: By the way, even though that 20 doesn’t mean that you just
Speaker 2: win, that one does mean that you fail in the most catastrophic way possible.
Speaker 6: That’s fair.
Speaker 2: Anyways. Yeah, we are, but remember how many actual ones you ruled? Remember, yeah, we count on it. I’m sorry.
Speaker 3: So you know, I am free tonight. That’s the answer I have for I’m free tonight. Wink.
Speaker 2: Anyways, when the wagon goes to meet up with her, I’m going to follow invisibly.
Speaker 5: You learn the Zycock.
Speaker 2: After about 20 good minutes, she comes back.
Speaker 1: Kind of with the.
Speaker 2: If you ever see the disappointed book on a mother’s face after scolding their child, that’s the look that she has on right now.
Speaker 1: That’s luckily all has ended. And she gets back and immediately takes you to a wonderful location known as the captain’s quarters. Yes sir. And at that point, we will do a time skip and a montage as your relationship with this captain grows.
Speaker 5: I want to keep it up as much as I can, dude. Keep it up. All right.
Speaker 2: Well, about another three weeks in.
Speaker 1: And she is now asked an important question. What happens when they arrive at their destination? Yeah. What do I do? Long distance relationships.
Speaker 2: Is that what we’re going with right now? What happens? What happens? What happens? What happens?
Speaker 3: And how is she in terms of her work? Is she dedicated to it?
Speaker 1: She is specifically dedicated, yeah.
Speaker 3: I would ask her input. You would ask her input.
Speaker 2: Well, she, by the way, I’m sorry, but my head is starting to hurt, so we’re not roping all this out. That’s fine.
Speaker 1: But she basically insinuates that you should join her crew in a more permanent position. It’s a shame. But I have things.
Speaker 5: But the bitch is. But the bitch is. I mean, my response would be that I have stuff to take care of.
Speaker 3: And like what? Where are we going, Nate? What was it?
Speaker 1: You guys are headed to here right now where you will eventually head to there. Yeah.
Speaker 2: I’ll say that I have. I have a loading for me.
Speaker 5: I have basically among the lens of I
Speaker 3: have business to attend to in Snowvale with me and my colleague. I don’t know how long that’ll take. But eventually we’ll have to come all the way back to. Well, we’re going back to Brawl Nada after we’re done, right?
Speaker 1: I mean, I think the.
Speaker 3: I don’t think you would meet up. Yeah, we would meet up at Gondor. I don’t know where plans lead, but if she wanted to. She could also join us. But I respect her decision for her career. And if she ever wants to locate me, I will give her the special. Like a special map where we give accepted guests into the last room.
Speaker 1: You, you are giving your one month stand. And a all access pass to the last room. First of all, first of all, two months stand. I’m sorry.
Speaker 3: There’s a thing though. This thing were guests go. Isn’t the direct place to the last row. This is the if someone enters and it’s a guest, we know they don’t know where they are. I see. So something bad happens. It’s just like a meeting point somewhere in the forest.
Actually, no, thinking back on it, that’s a me saying that an errandel saying he would not do that. I mean, do we have a base of operations in Lumen? Not really.
Speaker 4: I don’t think anybody in the room has a bad idea anyway.
Speaker 2: It was, it was brought up that you guys could probably acquire a building
Speaker 1: if you asked for one of the many things you did for the queen, but nobody ever asked for anything. So no, you guys do not have a base of operations or even property to your name.
Speaker 2: I mean, do I get if you want to give her a setting, said it’s probably smart at some point we acquire, you know, housing, some kind of base of operations and you can just give her the address when you have it. Yeah. The address.
Speaker 5: Among the lines of basically
Speaker 2: she wanted to join the she could, if she wanted to just keep working, she could.
Speaker 3: I have already, I’ve already made a region so I can’t go back to my word. But I’ll give her a sending some a very good one. That only goes to my line. No one else’s.
Speaker 2: I do want to be made known to wagon or tear and I don’t think it would matter when we’re another but I do want it to be said. I am okay with taking this venture on my own.
It is my task. If you wanted to stay and with her you could then again, you would not be seeing the rest of the party because you probably go back with them. But the offer still stands. This is like, this is my wife is my story.
Speaker 3: I already agreed. I can’t go back on my elder brother.
Speaker 2: I know where but that’s what I that’s why I’m telling you if this woman means that much to you, then by all means I want you to pursue that. This woman that you just met 20 minutes ago.
Speaker 6: Imagine you and the party for a girl that you met in games like two months ago. The world took 20 minutes ago.
Speaker 1: Like I said, if it helps make the decision, she is freaky. Oh, shit.
Speaker 3: My offense, your honor, she was a baddie. No, it would. The consensus would be I’d love to but I have previous arrangements that I need to do. She’s welcome to join me and Eric Eric.
Speaker 5: She can do that if she wants but I will respect her decision if she would like to stay on the boat.
Speaker 2: As the kid warmed up to Blargen. No, he absolutely hates Jaggen. And for the record, she 100% appreciates and respects your commitment to your word.
Speaker 1: In fact, it has made her like you even more.
Speaker 4: Oh, God.
Speaker 5: I’m not sure if you can hear me. You got a girl on speed down on him. Okay, I need you to hear me out. Here’s what we do. You give her a sounding sound. And you tell her, hey, we go like we like basically we base out of Lumen.
But we have had a specific like set of we don’t have a business front up yet. We’re gonna do this shit. We’re gonna meet up. We’re gonna go back to Lumen and acquire property. Okay, when we get the property, I’ll use the sending stone to message you to like here’s where you should come and then you can see her again. In the meantime, though, you should pop the question so she doesn’t go see other guys and use the ring of power to do so.
Speaker 6: No, no, no. You are like, dang, this is good advice. No. No, no. No, no, no. No, no, that is way too much of a steep. It was, man, this is pretty good. Dang, this is for flatline.
Speaker 4: Hey, I’m serious about the rest of it though, like realistically. You are you ready to get. Would your character be ready to get married? I mean, you’re practically on a cruise. I mean, people make a lot of decisions while on the cruises that
Speaker 4: might not exist to their real life. I have spent a lot of time at like just kind of during my journeys as looking for my wife. I’ve done a lot of things. I am ordained as a priest.
I can. Yes, he is. Yes, he is. I was ready to move more. Yep.
I can. It was part of one of his assassination attempts. He had to kill the group. I had to get the legal. I had to get the legal. I could be.
Yeah. So if you want me to, I can marry you guys right here. I’m not going to promise you something that I don’t even know if I’ll make it back alive. Well, I mean, every army man, but hey, I’ll get married. Look, look.
Speaker 2: Until death do us part.
Speaker 6: I thought it was finally turned off at the end. I don’t think I can because I love Aaron Dell too much to end off his story art.
Speaker 2: Nobody said he had to end off his story art. Dude, I take two months to travel back and forth. She’s constantly at sea. So worse comes worse and you guys get back to Lumen. You buy the property and you send that. You would still have on average a month before she even arrives. Yes. I mean. And for the record, you could still be married and have a home and still go out on adventures. That is true.
Speaker 3: I mean, yeah, I guess I would having a wife and steps on, I guess doesn’t affect.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I hate. I hate Eric. Eric’s a bitch. Don’t worry. He’s about to be an adult. He’ll about to leave. They’ll move out. Yeah. I mean, you’re, you’re, this is really the perfect time. I don’t have to pay child support.
Speaker 5: This is in the middle. He’s no longer a child.
Speaker 2: Genius. Not your disrespect. I hurry up. I love how much thought you’re putting into this. By the way, I only hope that you do it just so I can tell Flexi. Oh, by the way, you left and then he got married. Yeah. No, don’t tell Flexi any of this. As soon as we meet back up,
Speaker 6: he’s just going to see a ring on my face.
Speaker 2: So I’m going to add a, think a note to the, or a note to the log and just say, hey, Flex, don’t read this. Pre-price their information. You’ll find out later. Yeah.
Speaker 3: I guess that, that would be the consensus of like, you have no place to stay. Says we’re not going to venture. We’re going to settle down. I can send in the address if you’re still interested in me. In terms of popping the questions, how, how intimate is she? Like actual?
Speaker 2: Well, she literally just asked you to spend her entire life or your entire life with her on the boat as a crewmate. So yes, she all but asked you the question.
Speaker 3: Big question though. What are the thoughts on philasterill? Like, do they think anything is fine unless it’s a dark elf?
Speaker 2: In this world, for the most part, yeah. It’s definitely high elves are better than all, but not to the point that they won’t dare, you know, have, I mean, shoot, a guy’s thinking allowed to enter anytime he wants because he’s just, he’s a bill like that.
So if a high up ex-military thinking champ of a dude says, hey, yo, I’m getting married. I don’t think that anybody would necessarily oppose me about this. But you know what? I think I should do it. Get married. I think I should do it.
All right, let’s do it. I think this is a good it’s a worse comes worse. She dies in a few years and I’m still alive. Worst case scenario, you die in the next two weeks. Real shit. Real shit.
Speaker 3: I live longer than she does anyway. So like, I have more options. Yeah, I would, I would say it pretty, pretty calmly like, we’re doing this. Gotta do this. Then we’re all going to like buy a house, sell them, ish. I probably tell her that I would still go on adventures before I pop the question. Journey’s still not over.
Speaker 2: And then I would give her the sending sound and be like, and if you want to, just for now,
Speaker 3: we can also get married and I’ll pop the question. Well, Eric’s in the back.
Speaker 2: Eric’s not in the room. You guys are in a nice romantic little room. You’re not able to get stout to your knee before she you guys have a wonderful evening. She clearly says yes.
Yeah. By the way, are you planning on having the wedding soon or is this a be engaged for long periods of time? I don’t even let her decide.
I mean, I know a priest. I mean, if you guys want to do like, like a quick, like kind of what like, like we’ll do the quick style like run to the Vegas church type of have a quick little, we’ll say something nice about each other and then we’ll move on and you guys have a big event with everybody once you get back to Lyman.
Speaker 5: I will, I will have her decide. If she wants to do a quick marriage thing here or just stay engaged, we can. I think you should do both. I think it’s what matters. I think you should do both.
I think you should do some like quick here. This like little nice little ceremony to wrap things up and then you and I go head for me to find my wife night thing, whatever the hell that was. She says due to legal reasons, they are currently flying the flag of Bondrand and as such their legal requirements are a little bit difficult and taxes are hard. Yeah. So she would like a small get together to basically, you know, celebrate the engagement but not get married until back in London. Okay.
Speaker 5: Okay. Gotcha.
Speaker 2: Perfect. When I get used to my fucking priestly duties, can I priestly engage them before I lose access to you? Sure, you can. I now pronounce you engaged. Yes, sir. Arendelle, do you have anything you want to say to your soon to be wife?
Speaker 5: Shadi, it’s been a wife. It’s been a ride.
Speaker 2: Fucking shadi, it’s been a ride. It’s been one hell of a ride. It’s been two months.
Speaker 3: It’s been one hell of a bow ride.
Speaker 2: It’s been crazy. Your son’s kind of crazy in not a good way.
Speaker 5: But I’ll accept him as my own until he’s 18.
Speaker 2: And then we kick him off the boat.
Speaker 5: You know, you gotta go. Show him something. You free tonight.
Speaker 2: Amidst his, whatever the fuck, Arendelle’s last name. Arendelle doesn’t have a last name. Amidst his salazaril. Would you like to say something to your soon to be husband?
Speaker 6: I was not expecting this session to turn out this way. Dude, what’s luck here is nothing. I’m sorry, I’m just a one-offy, Joe.
Speaker 5: I’m sorry, I’m just a one-off guy. What is happening?
Speaker 2: Okay, listen, listen, listen. Before we continue, for the love of God, we do not tell flux shit unless it’s in character. Hell no, yeah. Not a fucking word. Okay. Then Mrs. Salazaril, would you like to say anything to your husband? Arendelle Burgers. That’s the last name. Burgers. She, um…
Speaker 6: I can’t say anything.
Speaker 5: I can’t read myself to say. Is she speechless? Is she too in love? Is she speechless?
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, yeah. She’s just standing there, you know, just lost in his eyes.
Speaker 3: You got something on her mind if you know what I mean.
Speaker 2: Anybody, you know, fucking… She’s made up many comments about that, uh, that alarm you have there. If anybody disagrees with this union, please stand up at once. This is Don. That’s not by the way.
Oh, he does? The son stands up. The son stands up. The son is a short of his note this time. The crewmates are sitting right next to him, literally take out his kneecaps, and he’s just down.
Speaker 6: Not it. Wait, butter, please tell me the ring bearer is the orc. Apparently it is. And there’s an eight foot stick in half orc just stomping his way down the aisle holding the ring. Does he have a good pastive perception? Does he have a good passive? It opens the box. I can give you power.
Speaker 5: Who missed you and missed his captain?
Speaker 2: Who missed his captain? Oh, sorry, hang on. Let me just… Let me just… Oh my gosh. Dearly beloved. Why is it a fucking video game over here? We’re down here today to discuss the binding of two souls.
Jesus Christ, I forgot what race track it was for a second. An elf of the highest order, and what kind of tiefling is she? I’m looking at her. A baddie. A baddie.
You can’t go away without one, man. A high elf in a bad-ass bitch. What kind of… What is she like? Is she a mustapholy? Is she a fucking brand of tiefling? What kind of brand?
Speaker 6: Oh my gosh. Oh, sis. Oh my gosh. You’re a unique individual. I’m a baddie, cow. Is she a woman, or does he get baited by a femboy? No, no. It’s a woman that’s here. What do you mean, white power?
Oh, man. What brand of tiefling is she so I can continue with my speech? The bloodline of fear and a… What color is she? I ain’t sayin’ that. And a tiefling. Solid, like red and purple.
Speaker 3: Ooh, I do got a baddie.
Speaker 2: You got a fiery one.
Speaker 5: I gave mommy an image, but I definitely gotta generate one now. You weren’t expecting this at all, were you? I did.
Speaker 2: I did. Which stands before two souls from different backgrounds brought up in together into this lovely reunion of a being of light and a being of darkness brought together through the marks of fire and the mark of light. Through strength lies not in the similarity of these two, but in the differences that bind them together. Just as the ancient trees of the Lacerille welcomed the season’s fourth, so too must we unite the qualities each of us carries in our hearts. Together, the two of you form something greater than you could alone. Unity is not found in erasing what makes you unique, but in understanding it, using the… Fuck. Fuck.
Speaker 6: Fuck.
Speaker 2: The phrase is what’s down in his book? Fuck. Fuck. The diversities of your gifts and what makes you special stands together with pride for your… For the bond that brings you together as a strong, as hellfire, and as the lasting roots of the world. And now pronounce you engaged?
Speaker 5: They’re not getting married? It’s because of legal and tax reasons. Yeah, legal and tax reasons. Oh, okay. What’s the script are you reading? I was not reading a script.
Speaker 5: I was looking at you guys on Discord on my other monitor. That was impressive. A clause is crazy. Hey, hey, yo, chat. What are we thinking here? I’m there and… There’s nothing even close to what I was so traditionally trying to do, but…
Speaker 3: That’s a honkai character.
Speaker 2: No. Hey, ho, someone’s sharing their screen. They got to see the baddie. What is happening? We don’t have a baddie yet. We’re trying, man. Oh, there’s something in this image. The first one that generated. Oh, do you need a fucking tiefling baddie? I got to, bro.
Speaker 1: I got the tiefling baddie. I got so many tiefling images. That’s why my brain just crashed like twice during that. I’m literally just… Fuck.
Speaker 2: I’m literally just looking at you guys on my other monitor. Is she purple or red? She’s purple and red? Yeah, what more? The binding of a union bond. That was a great speech, by the way. Actual. Brick and beautiful. Like, I’m not capping. You have talent in that area.
Speaker 1: You just take that, edit out the ums, and I want it set up my thinking about my wedding whenever I get married and never.
Speaker 2: Now, play it at your funeral when you’re binded with your casket. Damn, boom. All right, I got you. Dude. My guy cooked. God, I was cooking right there. Endage? Dragon, all I can… It literally can only generate the same character, but it’s different poses.
Speaker 5: What about butter?
Speaker 2: What about this one?
Speaker 4: Hey, I said dragon, that one. Yo, yo, yo, yo. Yo.
Speaker 2: What are we thinking? What are we thinking? Agni, did I cook? I got more. Send that shit to butter. I got more. Absolutely. Send that off. Oh, my gosh. Okay, can we just… Everyone remember, do not speak a word to Flux.
I think this is the perfect spot to… We need to gaslight him. Wait, so does this mean we’re… Next week, sessions are also split? Yeah, it’s still going to be split. I’m good with that one, butter. I think that’s good. No, I want you to be happy.
Speaker 1: I need to talk with Flux, but I will not be available next… It’s coming, let’s say.
Speaker 2: Unfortunately, I will be on the road. Because I’m going back to Alabama. Why are you going to Alabama? Tough fuck his cousin. Uh-oh. You got two sisters. No, I am going to… I’m not in… Orgy! We’re going to celebrate Christmas. We call that the sweet tea gathering. You’re in the south. And I’m free, so…
Speaker 4: You’re free. Everyone ever.
Speaker 2: I’m also free whenever. You’re free? Friday, I think works best for your guys’ session. It’s just the one for Andrew and Flux. I’ll sell five out, I guess.
Speaker 1: No, no, no. We just might need to either push it back to later…
Speaker 2: No. Or Thursday, maybe…
Speaker 6: No, be rude.
Speaker 3: You have to talk one point Andrew and Flux, because I’m free all the time.
Speaker 2: Be rude, butter. You know what? Go on vacation. At some point too, at some point too, you’re not going to sit down and get my new shit and foundry, because I just kind of want that gone and taken care of. I don’t want to have to worry about it anymore. I do have to actually like… I have all my lore done, at least.
Speaker 6: That’s all I do. It’s just kind of, you know… No, oh my god. I need to like get it down and just puke it out onto a fucking word knock. Yeah, but why don’t you get chatGBT? Because I’m not going to use chatGBT to write my backstory. I’m going to do it myself.
Speaker 2: I dislike using chatGBT for anything. If I can help it, I hate it. I hate using it. The only time I’ll use it is taking something big and convincing it.
It’s the only time I’ll use it. Why do your hair cut look like that? Because my hair is not cut, that’s why. Real shit. I don’t have a haircut either.
Speaker 6: Yeah, but the… No, my hair goes past my shoulders now. Oh, okay.
Speaker 2: So are you going to say about my hair, Andrew? I think it looks better than whatever Nate’s Evo size of the plan is.
Speaker 5: Currently, I don’t have bangs, which means it just kind of…
Speaker 6: What? 10 to 2, yeah, dude.
Speaker 2: 10 to 2, yeah. Please, Nate, let the side go like down, like really down.
Speaker 4: I’m going out long. I’m going out long. No, I mean like 2,000 emo, like…
Speaker 2: I’m going to shave. I’m going to like cut my hair, get like sideburns. Please shave the side. No, shave the sides and leave just the top. No, I’m going to be from the lisp here. Oh, my God.
Speaker 1: I cannot believe that you got engaged.
Speaker 3: I didn’t think I would get engaged.
Speaker 2: Out of all the people in the group, I didn’t think any of us would get engaged. Hey, as we’re walking down the engagement aisle, I’m just going to whisper, what is your opinion on dark elves, and then we’re going to cut the session there. Oh, my God.
Speaker 6: It’s make or break, Chris. It’s make or break if she likes dark elves.
Speaker 2: No, no, you guys have already had this conversation before. You don’t have to ask. And she immediately clocked your utter distaste for them, and as a good life partner, just immediately took your side without needing any additional context.
Speaker 5: And that’s a piece of bottom.
Speaker 2: I am going to protect you. Oh, yeah. No, no, no, no. Clagon, clagon, clagon. Shut up, shut up, shut up. Butter, which one of them is the top and which one of them is the bottom?
Speaker 6: We got it. She’s the top. She freaks me.
Speaker 1: That is an after state. Are these wagons at pegged? I would know. I was invisible in the room or over. It’s wagon. Dude, do you use to… Does your metal arm get used as a strap on?
Speaker 6: No. Is it still though? Is it existing to a whole new level as…
Speaker 5: Please get the bottom out of here. I’m just kidding.
Speaker 6: I’m just kidding. I’m just kidding. I’m just kidding. I’m just kidding. I’m just kidding. I’m just kidding. I’m just kidding. I’m just kidding. I’m just kidding. I’m just kidding. I’m just kidding. I’m just kidding.